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  • @sort8905
    @sort8905 5 лет назад +14757

    70 page muda

  • @epic2983
    @epic2983 4 года назад +4001

    Dio: Stops time for 2 seconds
    The Dialogue:

    • @arcanum1018
      @arcanum1018 4 года назад +36

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tvgaming2132
      @tvgaming2132 4 года назад +168

      Dio:I can stop time for only 5 seconds
      Also dio:

    • @Marco.05
      @Marco.05 4 года назад +30

      okuyasu from diamond is unbreakable
      9*

    • @tvgaming2132
      @tvgaming2132 4 года назад +46

      @@Marco.05
      5 with regular the world
      9 with extra jojo blood
      10 with the world over heaven
      Edit: world over heaven:inf

    • @Marco.05
      @Marco.05 4 года назад +9

      okuyasu from diamond is unbreakable
      But Dio will keep going to 9 seconds he won’t go back to 5 seconds anymore so 9.

  • @vigorouspringle8962
    @vigorouspringle8962 5 лет назад +6887

    This is what the scene would be if us humans weren't dependent on air

    • @vigorouspringle8962
      @vigorouspringle8962 5 лет назад +79

      @Dinoscarex What does that have to do with not requiring air

    • @muntu1221
      @muntu1221 5 лет назад +83

      This is what this scene would look like if Giorno's "berserk" power was being used.

    • @ghostofsparta5100
      @ghostofsparta5100 5 лет назад +36

      @Dinoscarex False. Just because of Weather's snails dosen't mean what you just said.

    • @Jorpda
      @Jorpda 5 лет назад +8

      Vigorous dingle truly breathtaking

    • @horison5382
      @horison5382 5 лет назад +16

      @Dinoscarex iS tHaT a PaRt 6 rEfErEnCe?

  • @jad7405
    @jad7405 4 года назад +968

    My brother: hits me
    Me: hits him back
    What my brother thinks I did to him:

  • @cowman4571
    @cowman4571 4 года назад +573

    me: receives 7 million page muda
    coach: just walk it off

    • @lolipuncher309
      @lolipuncher309 4 года назад +43

      Nurse: Here’s an ice pack

    • @C4ST3R3T3RN4L
      @C4ST3R3T3RN4L 4 года назад +37

      Google: ouch
      Bing: 'tis but a scratch

    • @-libertyprimev1-902
      @-libertyprimev1-902 Год назад +7

      "Flicks sibling on the forehead"
      What the sibling acts like you did:

  • @avilalanceandrewt.7894
    @avilalanceandrewt.7894 5 лет назад +3812

    Stop it! stop it! he's already dead!

    • @drmrjames8268
      @drmrjames8268 5 лет назад +323

      your comment and your avatar fits so well together

    • @theravenscurse
      @theravenscurse 5 лет назад +180

      Nah he’s still playing

    • @zombrexgame6670
      @zombrexgame6670 5 лет назад +42

      Legends say that giorno still punching him

    • @shenpie6692
      @shenpie6692 5 лет назад +16

      Just few more muda to make sure he dead

    • @jonathandelgado3755
      @jonathandelgado3755 5 лет назад +23

      Your pleas for mercy are MUDA!

  • @GamingwithRama
    @GamingwithRama 4 года назад +811

    Giorno: *has a hole in his lung*
    Also giorno: *proceeds to scream useless for 3 minutes*

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 3 года назад +44

      He lied about sparing him; who’s to say he didn’t lie about that?

    • @ImaPizzaK
      @ImaPizzaK 3 года назад +9

      it's his stand for free karma

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 3 года назад +1

      Dark 4715
      I think they both were.

    • @spoonlicker4240
      @spoonlicker4240 3 года назад +22

      It’s actually the stand that says MUDA, it’s the same for every other stand, they just have the same VA as the user :>

    • @ImaPizzaK
      @ImaPizzaK 3 года назад +1

      @@greywalker505 no

  • @spideyithink
    @spideyithink 4 года назад +682

    Alternate title: 15 year old gang member uses his imaginary friend to beat the hell out of other gang member

    • @paulhage4059
      @paulhage4059 3 года назад +37

      that has a worse imaginary friend

    • @jasontra6988
      @jasontra6988 3 года назад +12

      @@paulhage4059 it’s technically a real imaginary friend lol

    • @kippdipp6045
      @kippdipp6045 2 года назад +10

      His friend may have been imaginary, but that pain wasn't

    • @telesto275
      @telesto275 Год назад +3

      Literally the 7 page muda out of context

  • @aninfinite2324
    @aninfinite2324 5 лет назад +2851

    *"I don't like repeating myself."*

    • @MVP111233
      @MVP111233 4 года назад +94

      *proceeds to repeat himself for 7 pages*
      Areyousureaboutthat.jpeg

    • @mmmaron7566
      @mmmaron7566 4 года назад +35

      @@c4jbuild842 very useful information

    • @c4jbuild842
      @c4jbuild842 4 года назад +8

      @@mmmaron7566 hes big but smal

    • @mr.bruhbruh9203
      @mr.bruhbruh9203 4 года назад +2

      Muda for 10 mangas

    • @Harry-cd3lo
      @Harry-cd3lo 4 года назад +8

      "I already told you its useless .. totally useless"

  • @fcnth
    @fcnth 4 года назад +3158

    "I have never used Gold Experience to attack another human."
    -Giorno Giovanna, one week prior to this

  • @ObeliskKing
    @ObeliskKing 4 года назад +371

    David Productions: So how long do you want to punch Ciocalatta?
    Araki: *Y E S*

  • @anobjectatrest5975
    @anobjectatrest5975 3 года назад +79

    Fun fact: the sound which occurs while GE punches him is also the healing sound.
    Giorno is continuously healing him while he beats him to death, solely so Chololata hurts even more.

    • @raheemaslam7363
      @raheemaslam7363 3 года назад +20

      Not only that but he’s using life shot to make this beat down slower and more painful

    • @PaintSplashProductions
      @PaintSplashProductions 9 месяцев назад +4

      So that’s how his arm grew back

    • @Pineapple-hx9ty
      @Pineapple-hx9ty 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@raheemaslam7363 they removed that ability from giorno for some reason, but yes i absolutely support this instead.

  • @biaspace1338
    @biaspace1338 4 года назад +2079

    "Death can come from all angles."
    *You didn't have to take that literally, Giorno Giovanna...*

  • @JustAGuy69.2
    @JustAGuy69.2 4 года назад +2052

    This is the original scene, but they had to cut it down

    • @jobisTheWorst
      @jobisTheWorst 4 года назад +37

      Damn time constraints

    • @logananimation6422
      @logananimation6422 4 года назад +39

      I woukd prefer an entire episode of this

    • @cloudymonet
      @cloudymonet 4 года назад +6

      @ᖇEᔕIᗪEᑎT ᔕᑭOTᒪIᐯE Nah bruh chill lmao

    • @JustAGuy69.2
      @JustAGuy69.2 4 года назад +2

      @ᖇEᔕIᗪEᑎT ᔕᑭOTᒪIᐯE nope

    • @JustAGuy69.2
      @JustAGuy69.2 4 года назад +4

      @ᖇEᔕIᗪEᑎT ᔕᑭOTᒪIᐯE because it's a joke you didn't understand in the first place

  • @sus9453
    @sus9453 2 года назад +53

    “Hold up. You thought i was done? Lemme heal you real quick.” - A pissed Giorno, probably.

  • @JckThRppr
    @JckThRppr 4 года назад +172

    Secco: So where is Cioccolata?
    Giorno: Gone, reduced to trash

    • @BigBoris
      @BigBoris 2 года назад +6

      Trash to ash considering that he probably got incinerated

    • @crazygamermemee8726
      @crazygamermemee8726 2 года назад +3

      @@BigBoris i think secco probably moved his corpse out of it

    • @Flex_seal
      @Flex_seal 2 года назад +3

      As yes dry and day

    • @unnamedaccount6969
      @unnamedaccount6969 Год назад +2

      @@Flex_seal and chocolate

    • @thearith724
      @thearith724 Год назад +1

      @@crazygamermemee8726 nah secco dead too

  • @diobrando6245
    @diobrando6245 5 лет назад +2587

    GioGio: So Gold Experience, when do you wanna stop?
    Gold Experience: Lemme end this song first, it's good

  • @moonlightact1792
    @moonlightact1792 5 лет назад +2469

    cioccolatafuckingdies.mp4

  • @CA11M3J0sch
    @CA11M3J0sch 4 года назад +42

    I love how Secco is just quietly listening to this on his phone

  • @dimitriwarchief301
    @dimitriwarchief301 3 года назад +48

    Cioccolata: getting what he deserves
    Every ghost he was responsible for killing: dancing to his pain

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods 3 года назад +7

      Their ghosts, holding ghost beer and cheering Giorno:
      JO! JO!
      GOLDEN WIND!~
      JO! JO!
      GOLDEN WIIIND!~

    • @Flex_seal
      @Flex_seal 2 года назад +1

      Every ghost is default dancing on his corpse

    • @stopgroomingchildren
      @stopgroomingchildren 2 года назад +2

      so basically FNaF 3 ending

    • @thesergalladaf6902
      @thesergalladaf6902 6 дней назад

      It’s like a burning sunlight!

  • @requiem2012
    @requiem2012 4 года назад +1811

    Giorno: "I hate repeating myself, it's useless
    Also Giorno:

  • @VINAFU13
    @VINAFU13 5 лет назад +6704

    Manga: 7 Pages
    Anime: 30 seconds
    this video (without the intro: 3 min and 50 seconds
    30/7 is roughly 4, meaning each page gets 4 seconds
    3 mins and 50 seconds = 230 seconds
    230 / 4 = 57.5 (turn into 58)
    this is 58 page muda

  • @thatonejerry9092
    @thatonejerry9092 3 года назад +84

    You know how giorno’s stand can make you take slow pain? When ge made laser- sounding punches like at 0:42 for example, those were life punches. Considering those were also probably hundreds, or even millions of life punches over the course of the video, if Cioccolata survived and didn’t get burned to death from the trash incinerator, he very well could have experienced *months* of pain, like when Bruno got punched and experienced like 10 seconds of sharp pain from his tooth being thrown out and said he’d die of shock from too many. This maybe could even be a low ball, since gen’s punches may even have that effect on every punch. The highball version means that Ciccolata could have experienced 315,030,540,702,696,400,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years of pain. Universe’s age? 14,000,000,000. Ciccolata possibly, up to his time of death, had it worse than funny valentine, who took infinite damage from tusk act four. There’s a Reddit post that explains it. Imagine getting punched by an ability that may even rival pillar men in strength for 225,021,814,787,640 x 10^12 times the age of the universe. Of course it could be inaccurate. But if it’s legit, Ciccolata had one of the worse fates of jojo, or maybe even all anime.
    Edit: link to the post about it amp.reddit.com/r/ShitPostCrusaders/comments/bt4v3r/the_calculations_of_the_7_page_muda/
    Also, this right here, based on what another commenter said, is a 58 page muda. These calculations were just the 7 page muda. That means multiply this all by 8.3

    • @taxcollector9543
      @taxcollector9543 3 года назад +19

      "hey do you want to experience infinite death?"
      "no"
      "then i know something *even better* "

    • @BigBoris
      @BigBoris 2 года назад +11

      Cioccolata felt infinite pain, Diavolo felt infinite deaths

    • @justanormaltoaster6603
      @justanormaltoaster6603 2 года назад +7

      And then theres Secco on the phone like, "the fuck"

    • @taxcollector9543
      @taxcollector9543 2 года назад +4

      @@justanormaltoaster6603 well it would be more like: "dude who is getting punched to death by a teenager? bro you there?"

    • @DarkHorseNo1
      @DarkHorseNo1 2 года назад +2

      It would take years to get over that pain

  • @mr.va.k.a.manuelvioque4681
    @mr.va.k.a.manuelvioque4681 3 года назад +79

    7 manga muda

    • @LNERJ15
      @LNERJ15 6 месяцев назад +2

      I love the translation better than the original

    • @tutosmarketo
      @tutosmarketo 5 месяцев назад

      7 te amo

  • @pisulolol
    @pisulolol 4 года назад +794

    When you haven’t reached the word count on your essay:

  • @zacharystephens6508
    @zacharystephens6508 4 года назад +669

    "I've never used gold experience to punch a human before"
    3 days later

    • @AllAlysx
      @AllAlysx 3 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @dragonmaster2453
      @dragonmaster2453 3 года назад +28

      What’s funny is that Part 5’s date and time lasted almost a week so I guess Giorno got over that “punching a human” effect real fast 😂

    • @user-ds8ic6qq2s
      @user-ds8ic6qq2s 3 года назад +5

      A few days later: sends some dude into infinite death loop

    • @Mini-Crafter
      @Mini-Crafter 3 года назад

      @@AllAlysx surprising, right?

    • @johnmendez9525
      @johnmendez9525 3 года назад +6

      Finally,someone actually knows who long GW lasted

  • @bigshot9514
    @bigshot9514 2 года назад +35

    Everyone: Why didn't Giorno use GER to stop Pucci's universe reset
    Why Giorno didn't use GER to stop Pucci's universe reset:

  • @chwizzer4329
    @chwizzer4329 4 года назад +136

    A Thot girl in our class: haha , you wont hit me , wont you ?
    Me who is for gender equality: 0:09

    • @maybed6018
      @maybed6018 4 года назад +4

      jojoke

    • @ooShiraishioo
      @ooShiraishioo 3 года назад +6

      Just barrage her b °° b

    • @ImaPizzaK
      @ImaPizzaK 3 года назад +5

      @@ooShiraishioo imagine the sound

    • @ooShiraishioo
      @ooShiraishioo 3 года назад +4

      @@ImaPizzaK idk

    • @ImaPizzaK
      @ImaPizzaK 3 года назад +7

      @@ooShiraishioo splishy splashy

  • @ThatGiantPanda
    @ThatGiantPanda 5 лет назад +3466

    Just christ, i was expecting just a loop but i was pleasantly surprised

    • @recessivelotus4278
      @recessivelotus4278 4 года назад +15

      @@pumpkin660 4 comments have passed.

    • @recessivelotus4278
      @recessivelotus4278 4 года назад +12

      @@pumpkin660 at first I was only able to see 3 comments, then 4 and 5 and so on. It's quite exciting knowing I'll be able to see more and more comments as time passes.

    • @Wheatbug
      @Wheatbug 4 года назад +4

      10 comments has passed

    • @ReyHunter
      @ReyHunter 4 года назад +3

      11 comments has passed

    • @antichrist8543
      @antichrist8543 4 года назад +1

      12 comments have passed

  • @WednesdayMan
    @WednesdayMan 5 лет назад +1665

    Now this is the full beatdown, 7 pages of beatdown Director's cut.

    • @NeroAngeloTH
      @NeroAngeloTH 5 лет назад +21

      @Mr. Whiskers 7 Page Muda Director's Cut in HD with 2 minutes of deleted footage, improved blood and effects, and extra crunch with each impact, so you can literally TASTE the DELICIOUS CAN OF WHOOP-ASS GIORNO OPENED ON CIOCCOLATA.

    • @muntu1221
      @muntu1221 5 лет назад +8

      Just wait for that Snyder cut where they explain exactly how each individual punch registers for every single nerve ending even remotely affected.

    • @doritosofasia1912
      @doritosofasia1912 5 лет назад

      More like 70 page muda

    • @nowanimportant8887
      @nowanimportant8887 4 года назад

      46 Pages of uncensored MUDA

    • @thomasthomson6193
      @thomasthomson6193 4 года назад

      Directors cut from George Lucas

  • @yobamayobama8940
    @yobamayobama8940 3 года назад +11

    "Is this video a good recommendation for you?"
    What do you think youtube.

  • @CleRn969
    @CleRn969 4 года назад +41

    Imagine if he used the senses overload and it stacked during this. It would last like a year to him.

    • @stal4479
      @stal4479 3 года назад +1

      If he used his life shots for the entire duration of this beat down it would feel like 92 947 464 832.635 years (that may not be the actual number but from the math I did it is so this may have gone on for even longer)

    • @themonsterunderyourbed.7620
      @themonsterunderyourbed.7620 Год назад

      I don't think it's something he can disable, I think that's just what happens when GE punches something.

  • @donaldduke1095
    @donaldduke1095 4 года назад +734

    Giorno: "I hate repeating myself."
    Also Giorno:

    • @coolgreenbug7551
      @coolgreenbug7551 4 года назад +35

      That puts into context how much he hates Chicolata, 'I hate repeating myself, but for you I am going to make the exception of all exceptions'

    • @Kerosene.
      @Kerosene. 4 года назад +3

      It was actually GE

    • @Cheizean
      @Cheizean 4 года назад +5

      Stolen comment

    • @Kerosene.
      @Kerosene. 4 года назад +2

      @@Cheizean ikr

    • @melfawcett1942
      @melfawcett1942 4 года назад +4

      asshole you took that and also
      get your fucking facts right
      before I muda the *shit*
      out of you

  • @grzyruth9205
    @grzyruth9205 5 лет назад +1589

    I want the steely dan, Dio, and Kira beatdowns to be like this, properly extended

  • @Mega_man_X69
    @Mega_man_X69 2 года назад +8

    Kid: "Omg That's the song from TikTok!"
    Every JJBA fan:

  • @bigbootymanman
    @bigbootymanman 3 года назад +14

    I’m proud of you, son.

  • @eyelockedpro3203
    @eyelockedpro3203 4 года назад +385

    Giorno voice actor:How many times should i say mu-
    Director: *y e s*

    • @Tr0113d_
      @Tr0113d_ 4 года назад +6

      Coda: CHOKES ON MUDA, while STILL saying Muda.

    • @nolasmor
      @nolasmor 4 года назад +5

      Giorno's voice actor: So how many times do I need to say it?
      Director: How many breads have you eaten in your life?
      Giorno:

    • @andreworihuela5175
      @andreworihuela5175 4 года назад +1

      I hope Phillip Reich does a good job with this scene

    • @shiizaroni
      @shiizaroni 4 года назад +1

      @@Tr0113d_ coda? he sings the openings you dumbass

    • @Tr0113d_
      @Tr0113d_ 4 года назад +1

      @Lost Weeb
      It’s a joke because half the people I know think otherwise. I know he sings them, also, don’t post another swear relating to me.

  • @gameend7900
    @gameend7900 5 лет назад +2353

    The editing is just a
    G O L D E X P E R I E N C E

    • @dzaesonp8599
      @dzaesonp8599 5 лет назад +6

      Nice

    • @utterclown1580
      @utterclown1580 5 лет назад +6

      Of all of history's greatest evils, you are by far the worst I've seen.

    • @el_buro
      @el_buro 5 лет назад +7

      @@utterclown1580 *No dignity*

    • @dqw4w9wgxcq71
      @dqw4w9wgxcq71 4 года назад

      REQUIM

    • @Blue-tw6bp
      @Blue-tw6bp 4 года назад

      What if we replace GE to GER (gold expirience requiem) itll be Ultimate Power

  • @Ironwolf-pm7zs
    @Ironwolf-pm7zs 3 года назад +8

    2:07 okay, that was gold.

  • @trevevern6788
    @trevevern6788 2 года назад +3

    No clickbait, no ads, just four minutes and six seconds of Gold Expirience screaming "MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!" over and over again.
    Best four minutes of my entire life.

  • @alexandreman8601
    @alexandreman8601 4 года назад +549

    2:45 That Wry lasting so long is so satisfying.

  • @slysamuel5902
    @slysamuel5902 5 лет назад +773

    But... you promised- WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Anime_Weeb4066
    @Anime_Weeb4066 4 года назад +49

    Giorno: guess whats on the radio, its my theme and whenever it turns out i need to do something cool
    Cioccolata: like what
    Giorno: i punch you til my song is over

  • @gogeta5303
    @gogeta5303 4 года назад +7

    3:04
    Cioccolata: "But you said-"
    Giorno: *USELESS!*

  • @You-tc3up
    @You-tc3up 4 года назад +1004

    Legend has it that, Giorno enjoyed every second of this.

    • @user-ut5nx6hm9d
      @user-ut5nx6hm9d 4 года назад +44

      Both his dads watched from the afterlife, and for once in who knows how long felt some solidarity from shared fatherly approval.

    • @ronramen5827
      @ronramen5827 4 года назад +37

      ty Wrinkle Beat up a truly evil person to death and tricked him with fake chivalry? Hell yeah he gets an A+ from both dads.

    • @Deathray5005
      @Deathray5005 4 года назад +6

      correct

    • @nazfx2648
      @nazfx2648 4 года назад +4

      Ngl who wouldn’t

    • @Slask1
      @Slask1 4 года назад +2

      He’s 15

  • @doodoobutt640
    @doodoobutt640 5 лет назад +1714

    I said “7 Pages”
    Not “7 Bone Displacements”

  • @ConfusedGeriatric
    @ConfusedGeriatric 3 года назад +6

    The cutaway to secco checking his voicemails was pure genius. It would have been amazing enough with just the beatdown, but you took it to another level. Props 😩👌

  • @Cuboniix
    @Cuboniix 4 года назад +17

    Jojo: Multiple-Page Beatdowns in real time.

    • @blarbonee
      @blarbonee 3 года назад

      Giorno at the end: woah almost lost my cool

  • @theravenscurse
    @theravenscurse 5 лет назад +2623

    Fugo left the gang
    Abbachio died
    Bucciarati technically died
    Narancia and Mista almost died
    Cioccolata was just Giorno’s punching bag

    • @JustAlex2000
      @JustAlex2000 5 лет назад +388

      Narancia and Mista almost died
      Well no but actually yes.

    • @esperoba121
      @esperoba121 5 лет назад +154

      Sorry were fron the future and sorry but best boi dead boys

    • @tuny9032
      @tuny9032 5 лет назад +77

      big gyal fatou but the episode has been out a week...

    • @dedanshotgunyt8295
      @dedanshotgunyt8295 5 лет назад +46

      big gyal fatou why did you click on this comment dumb as

    • @diegocortez270
      @diegocortez270 5 лет назад +40

      @@dedanshotgunyt8295 Im all for hating spoilers but like that was just your fault you never check comments of a story your catching up on

  • @beltsan8524
    @beltsan8524 4 года назад +1732

    Would you punch your best friend for 1 Billion dollars?
    Girls: No! She’s my bestie.
    Boys:

  • @zhinmain2177
    @zhinmain2177 3 года назад +3

    This is what i expected to see when i was watching JJBA for the first time.

  • @Polarus_
    @Polarus_ 4 года назад +6

    Legend has it that the song was left on loop.

  • @thatrandom7583
    @thatrandom7583 4 года назад +466

    Are the bones just dust at this point?
    Giorno like wtf Man U turned him into ashes...

    • @nilt2034
      @nilt2034 4 года назад +22

      Master LEGO Yoda gone... reduced to atoms

    • @epic7783
      @epic7783 4 года назад +3

      Grandma's ashes

    • @ronin_wins
      @ronin_wins 4 года назад +15

      he made some interaction near the end by saying "HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU", so he is just vocal cords and bones now

    • @dynamicduck8803
      @dynamicduck8803 4 года назад +14

      I guess you could say he,
      Bit the dust

    • @sendesu905
      @sendesu905 4 года назад +4

      Payday tutorial guy he was reduced to LEGO’s

  • @fabiofilippstheodoro5093
    @fabiofilippstheodoro5093 5 лет назад +807

    3:03 Secco's face is a face that says "How the hell is he still going?" XD

    • @googletristinthefoxngamer4709
      @googletristinthefoxngamer4709 5 лет назад +14

      (Few Hours later trying to get out of the dump truck) Ow....... Secco.... Pls help me my good boi.......... "Passes out from the injury and out of breath"

    • @zeroblade8
      @zeroblade8 5 лет назад +8

      GoogleTristinTheFox N Gamer nah Ciocolatta is super dead

    • @burritowyrm6530
      @burritowyrm6530 5 лет назад

      Wilson Nascimento
      HELL NO!

    • @pharaohatemiguess4862
      @pharaohatemiguess4862 4 года назад +4

      *secco has pressed F*

    • @revenantgammanull9699
      @revenantgammanull9699 4 года назад +2

      He’s more impressed than anything.

  • @CrowCrojoINTJ
    @CrowCrojoINTJ 4 года назад +6

    I feel like people watch these to feel the dopamine rush of Cioccolata being murdered.
    I sure do.

  • @georgemccartney8906
    @georgemccartney8906 3 года назад +2

    Just love how confused Secco looks through all of this

  • @greyhad6548
    @greyhad6548 5 лет назад +473

    This wasn't a beatdown...
    It was an execution.

  • @Sonicbolt456
    @Sonicbolt456 5 лет назад +859

    Dudes bones must be a fine paste by the end of that

    • @S.I.L.
      @S.I.L. 5 лет назад +72

      He should be fucking ketchup.

    • @shadowtheretard5362
      @shadowtheretard5362 5 лет назад +24

      His bones were beaten out of existence and his skin and muscles feel like cream

    • @bloonninja9226
      @bloonninja9226 4 года назад +8

      @@S.I.L. Why would someone fuck ketchup?

    • @shock3794
      @shock3794 4 года назад +3

      Or mash potatoes

    • @gogeta5303
      @gogeta5303 4 года назад +7

      This boy thinks Cioccolata has bones at this point...

  • @le_boiplays7013
    @le_boiplays7013 4 года назад +2

    how to stop a bully google: tell the teacher bing:

  • @OhFrittata
    @OhFrittata 4 года назад +7

    This is literally just his theme with Muda’s in the background LOL

  • @Ry0t_
    @Ry0t_ 4 года назад +860

    them: **skips a JoJo part**
    JoJo fans:

    • @cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094
      @cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094 3 года назад +3

      *them?*

    • @YgoS.S.O
      @YgoS.S.O 3 года назад +11

      But instead of one is millions of fucking *_JOJO FANS MAKING THIS_*

    • @toxic_vomix1170
      @toxic_vomix1170 3 года назад +5

      This is legit me realizing that my sister skipped a Jojo season

    • @sevenmoreno
      @sevenmoreno 3 года назад +4

      @@toxic_vomix1170 it's ok as long as you didn't skip part 1 and 2, you don't understand the meme lmao

    • @erosama4887
      @erosama4887 3 года назад +5

      Them: Basically Mother's Basement

  • @user-tq4lq7sm5m
    @user-tq4lq7sm5m 4 года назад +561

    The best part is when he shouts "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

    • @yiquanlin2178
      @yiquanlin2178 3 года назад +16

      2:45 there's the first wry boi 3:37 theres the second wry

    • @krisch999
      @krisch999 3 года назад +2

      @@yiquanlin2178 there are more

    • @_-A.
      @_-A. 3 года назад +7

      The best part is where he shouts
      "MUDA"

    • @abdulguster4984
      @abdulguster4984 3 года назад +1

      Ikr

    • @adrianpascual9379
      @adrianpascual9379 3 года назад +1

      Like his dad xd

  • @sweethoneyzt1737
    @sweethoneyzt1737 4 года назад +4

    Me: loses a game
    Me to my computer:

  • @2819954098
    @2819954098 3 года назад

    Ty for making this I'm putting on headphones and this is so cool to my ears B)

  • @JustSean_3
    @JustSean_3 4 года назад +889

    Just want to remind everyone that Giorno had a hole in his lungs
    Edit: spelt lungs wrong

    • @ctoacn_1241
      @ctoacn_1241 4 года назад +59

      props to Giorno for saying all those muda’s

    • @Idah09H
      @Idah09H 4 года назад +154

      It's a good thing he’s not a hamon user, the lungs are vital for Hamon.

    • @ahkiocalyxnicolas5498
      @ahkiocalyxnicolas5498 4 года назад +7

      Yeah

    • @monkeyman7332
      @monkeyman7332 4 года назад +11

      Idah still he wouldn’t have been able to do that cause stand users need there lungs too

    • @saltysnowboi
      @saltysnowboi 4 года назад +8

      Neiman Williams
      wrong their

  • @jaydenliberty9536
    @jaydenliberty9536 5 лет назад +294

    I like the implied joke that GioGio managed to accidentally dial Secco twice and leave 2 voicemails of him beating the shit out of Cioccolatta. With all those punches the odds of that happening had to hit 100% eventually

  • @ElVachyy
    @ElVachyy 4 года назад +4

    Song: * ends *
    Cioccolata: * literally dust *

  • @matty_c
    @matty_c 3 года назад +2

    Daisuke Ono is badass and the way he does the Ora’s is just absolutely fantastic. But goddamn, Kensho Ono is something else.

  • @jivikk6802
    @jivikk6802 4 года назад +1599

    Girl who hit me: You would never hit a woman, would you?
    Me who believes in gender equality:

    • @Zero-ek2wr
      @Zero-ek2wr 4 года назад +147

      If you can't hit them, shoot them

    • @ariss3668
      @ariss3668 4 года назад +114

      Kazuma is proud of you

    • @andpproximately
      @andpproximately 4 года назад +70

      @@Zero-ek2wr big brain time.

    • @tek2873
      @tek2873 4 года назад +62

      @@ariss3668 I yearn for true gender equality.

    • @nacolol7168
      @nacolol7168 4 года назад +18

      Stolen as hell but ok

  • @cristalroxas475
    @cristalroxas475 5 лет назад +330

    4 minutes
    -Mista leave the server-

  • @RealCoolstriker64
    @RealCoolstriker64 Год назад

    Nice touch adding different beatdown shots and NOT looping the original over and over

  • @nikolaislater705
    @nikolaislater705 4 года назад +9

    This is how it always should have been.

  • @tzeentchmundi44
    @tzeentchmundi44 5 лет назад +452

    Dude, that was exactly what we deserve
    A 7 years muda

    • @vigorouspringle8962
      @vigorouspringle8962 5 лет назад +19

      Well you gotta consider all the life shots Giorno probably threw in there that we didn't see, so yeah that man was probably still going through the beatdown for longer

    • @patplayz6353
      @patplayz6353 5 лет назад +5

      The ACTUAL 7 page muda has chocolata in life shot time for at least 2000+ years

    • @vigorouspringle8962
      @vigorouspringle8962 5 лет назад +4

      @@patplayz6353 So in easy terms a "Preview" to GER

    • @patplayz6353
      @patplayz6353 5 лет назад

      @@vigorouspringle8962 foreshadowing?🤔

    • @vigorouspringle8962
      @vigorouspringle8962 5 лет назад

      @@patplayz6353 Totally not

  • @neferrose7524
    @neferrose7524 5 лет назад +390

    2:09 LMAO

    • @kono_ryu
      @kono_ryu 5 лет назад +57

      3:05
      Chocolate: “B-but you pro-“
      Gio: “MUDA DA!!!”

  • @avdusknoir3090
    @avdusknoir3090 3 года назад +3

    3:04
    i love the idea that cioccolata tries to beg for mercy but giorno cuts him off before he even gets a proper word in lmao

  • @andymcclurg9916
    @andymcclurg9916 2 года назад

    I really appreciate the detail put into to Secco's voicemail

  • @defaultjim1837
    @defaultjim1837 4 года назад +471

    Technically this was one of diavolo’s deaths, the 7 page muda REQUIEM

    • @cag_0k642
      @cag_0k642 4 года назад +41

      If one of his deaths is experiencing requiem again does that mean one of his infinite deaths is just him infinitely dying? Is this deathception?

    • @ohmeohmicah
      @ohmeohmicah 4 года назад +9

      But he didn't die from the rush, it's just that the heavy punch caused infinite deaths

    • @tdec8174
      @tdec8174 4 года назад +7

      This is cannon

    • @anonymoususername4427
      @anonymoususername4427 4 года назад +10

      @@cag_0k642 if boss dies it is canon

    • @lotionsalt
      @lotionsalt 4 года назад +4

      Makes sense if he took the stuff coming out of ciocoletta and turned it into replacements for the Injury

  • @uzukascarloboshi3829
    @uzukascarloboshi3829 4 года назад +189

    3:04 Ciocolatta: But, you sai-
    Giorno: IT'S USELESS!!!

  • @mrlegendarylion4771
    @mrlegendarylion4771 4 года назад

    Chills. This was awesome

  • @jflamer5483
    @jflamer5483 10 месяцев назад +2

    This is how you craft bone meal on a crafting table.

  • @humha7613
    @humha7613 5 лет назад +462

    To be honest, i lied about the hole on my right lung

    • @SnowEspeon
      @SnowEspeon 5 лет назад +39

      “I have a hole in my right lung.”
      “That’s bullshit, but I believe it.”

    • @ohmeohmicah
      @ohmeohmicah 4 года назад +3

      Gold Wind healed it while he was punching Chocolate-a

    • @scrublord3376
      @scrublord3376 4 года назад +1

      Avid Mario Fan whooosh

    • @k1ngcrazy460
      @k1ngcrazy460 4 года назад

      GIO GIO is it really tho

    • @tyroneblackmann
      @tyroneblackmann 4 года назад

      @@scrublord3376 Bruh no tf it ain't. When did he say something that completely fucked over the joke?

  • @gilang26060
    @gilang26060 5 лет назад +471

    4 minutes of giorno releasing every single of his rage to ciocolata

    • @yozora4175
      @yozora4175 5 лет назад +46

      first 30 seconds was about ciocolata, the rest was everything is he going through growing up

    • @gadgetmcfly9640
      @gadgetmcfly9640 5 лет назад +18

      Bruh after such a big beatdown i'd reach post nut clarity for a week straight.

    • @TheBluePhantom
      @TheBluePhantom 4 года назад +13

      Giorno probably pretending ciocolata is his step dad who used beat him.

    • @sabbathb6548
      @sabbathb6548 4 года назад +1

      Damn that must feel good afterwards

    • @troykv96
      @troykv96 4 года назад +11

      Ciocolatta is so unimaginable evil that Giorno it's able to use it as a scapegoat for all his rage accumulate since his childhood.
      Beating someone that hard must feel refreshing.

  • @regularshowman3208
    @regularshowman3208 4 года назад +2

    I love how you can hear the music through Secco's phone speaker.

  • @kenos1956
    @kenos1956 4 года назад +5

    You guys realise that everytime he punches someone it gives them life seconds that stack making the normal 7 page muda +2k years his time just getting best to death

    • @kenos1956
      @kenos1956 4 года назад +1

      But this was more like a 70 page muda so its 20k years of getting best to death

  • @Avg_Person
    @Avg_Person 4 года назад +160

    HOW IS THERE STILL BLOOD COMING OUT OF HIM

    • @nilt2034
      @nilt2034 4 года назад +13

      giorno is making blood for him to spill

    • @mreverything7056
      @mreverything7056 4 года назад +7

      The same way Doppio had so much blood during his Risotto fight

    • @SasukeUchiha-tc9xx
      @SasukeUchiha-tc9xx 4 года назад +5

      He’s repeatedly healing him and then beating him again

    • @tvgaming2132
      @tvgaming2132 4 года назад

      @@SasukeUchiha-tc9xx no then he will have INSANE CRYSTAL

  • @crunkle3829
    @crunkle3829 4 года назад +430

    And thus, Ciocolatta’s insides became nothing but sad red mashed potatoes.

    • @CrowCrojoINTJ
      @CrowCrojoINTJ 4 года назад +13

      Half- Sorry, *all* of his respiratory organs were destroyed.

    • @aregularinternetuser339
      @aregularinternetuser339 3 года назад +5

      69th like

    • @BigBoris
      @BigBoris 3 года назад +7

      With bone dust seasoning

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 3 года назад +2

      A few non reactive roaches in there too

    • @maddoxio
      @maddoxio 3 года назад +11

      In the manga, Ciocolatta was hit so hard he had holes covering his body, and his spine was ejected from his back during the regular 7 page Muda.
      Now, this 58 page Muda...there would probably literally nothing left.

  • @mamolic8475
    @mamolic8475 4 года назад +3

    *Golden experience over heaven :*

  • @sfgqk
    @sfgqk Год назад

    what i wanted and needed

  • @ValerieB5305
    @ValerieB5305 4 года назад +84

    Outsiders perspective: Man wildly convulses in air while teen angrily stares at him for three minutes straight

  • @ZurdoFTW
    @ZurdoFTW 5 лет назад +740

    M0:00DY BLUES
    Rewind that video!!!

  • @totallynotagoldbar6464
    @totallynotagoldbar6464 2 года назад +1

    thank you

  • @gotnukes5319
    @gotnukes5319 4 года назад +4

    Jotaro: I can stop time for only 2 seconds.
    Jotaro vs kira:

  • @KOJIYTT
    @KOJIYTT 4 года назад +103

    Me when I find the CEO of racism

  • @blueski4634
    @blueski4634 5 лет назад +232

    This is the real beatdown that david production has hiding from us.

  • @checkandmate06
    @checkandmate06 4 года назад +4

    my gosh he's experiencing all that but in slow motion

  • @tenebrificous
    @tenebrificous 2 года назад +3

    batman be hitting people like this then saying "now speak"

  • @vii558
    @vii558 5 лет назад +138

    When you punched someone for straight up 3 mins and 46 seconds with light speed while giving life shots
    ripperino

  • @SuperAndrew418
    @SuperAndrew418 4 года назад +547

    Me: *plays Giorno's theme in class*
    Random student: Hey, it's that song from Ti-
    Me: 0:09

    • @nexourous500
      @nexourous500 4 года назад +6

      SuperAndrew418 ti what?

    • @hyou_ta
      @hyou_ta 4 года назад +49

      Zone tiktok

    • @nexourous500
      @nexourous500 4 года назад +1

      Jæk Entertainment oh thanks.

    • @yamonous
      @yamonous 4 года назад +66

      love the implication that you just start beating them to death for 3 minutes lmao

    • @findinggolem7303
      @findinggolem7303 4 года назад +20

      Grasp child firmly

  • @shakeelali1958
    @shakeelali1958 4 года назад +4

    Imagine dio doing a 70 page muda on the road roller scene jotaro would accually die

  • @lionelwilfriedngakam8303
    @lionelwilfriedngakam8303 3 года назад

    a star is born