CS 2 Moments That Will AGE TERRIBLY

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 16 дек 2024

Комментарии • 406

  • @claymcgranahan
    @claymcgranahan 4 дня назад +359

    i love the "scrambled hueages" creed bit throwback in the beginning

    • @stevenschannel6411
      @stevenschannel6411 3 дня назад +13

      You see his mouth moving my for 10 minutes and the subtitles just say “eggs”

  • @cracksniffer396
    @cracksniffer396 4 дня назад +522

    Theres nothing better than taking a final then immediately rotting my brain by watching a blarg video

    • @ZipTieConnoisseur
      @ZipTieConnoisseur 4 дня назад +30

      Bro on god, I just got a 68% on my Physics final and immediately clicked on the video lmao

    • @dustin4
      @dustin4 4 дня назад +9

      Damn the entire wirlds taking tests lmao

    • @avaliantsoul5408
      @avaliantsoul5408 4 дня назад +15

      Ace a Thermo exam, watch Blarg, allow brain to melt into jelly for the time being... the engineering cycle

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 3 дня назад +5

      I got a tim hortons ad on a blarg vid canadiancore

    • @cracksniffer396
      @cracksniffer396 3 дня назад +4

      @dustin4 tis the season for finals

  • @PauliumYT
    @PauliumYT 3 дня назад +67

    BRO 51:37 blarg hits the craziest shot ever and just no reaction

    • @Gunrunner879
      @Gunrunner879 2 дня назад +2

      AHHAAH YEA WTF WAS DAT

    • @Gamer-kg4ec
      @Gamer-kg4ec День назад +2

      The brainrot actually distracted me and I did not even notice

  • @amanirupia6613
    @amanirupia6613 3 дня назад +67

    Bro, "Wormany", took me tf out for no reason. Laughed so hard I paused what i was doing💀

    • @ssmissa2965
      @ssmissa2965 3 дня назад +2

      Where did wormany take you to? Was it Paris?

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 3 дня назад +4

      @@ssmissa2965 They took me down to a murky puddle and filed my taxes.

    • @ssmissa2965
      @ssmissa2965 3 дня назад +1

      @kayagorzan luckyyyyyy

  • @SomeOrdinaryJanitor
    @SomeOrdinaryJanitor 4 дня назад +141

    some random short guy in Vegas: Minding his own business
    Blarg: WUTDAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @bodeboop-6360
    @bodeboop-6360 4 дня назад +235

    “There’s been a second Luigi “😂😂😂😂

    • @roobeedooo
      @roobeedooo 4 дня назад +27

      any person named mario has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

    • @bodeboop-6360
      @bodeboop-6360 4 дня назад +8

      @ especially a lawyer

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 3 дня назад

      The mushroom kingdom is under attack

    • @_bonewizard
      @_bonewizard 3 дня назад

      you know we've attained a martyr when even the youtubers are on board lmfao

  • @MrWigg1es22
    @MrWigg1es22 4 дня назад +44

    "Carl Wheezer gets radicalized in real time" really is the best bit in months.

    • @mr.riposte2280
      @mr.riposte2280 2 дня назад

      You mean grows a conscious you know when kids start growing send awareness

    • @Nimrod-Bleent
      @Nimrod-Bleent 5 часов назад

      it's just a re-run of Carl asking Jim to join antifa and to join the braincel subreddit

  • @BenCoultryAfishall
    @BenCoultryAfishall 4 дня назад +95

    Avenged Sevenworm, Stairworm To Heaven, John Cougar Wormincamp, Led Wormelin, Elworm Presley, Jimi Wormtrix, Wormy Ray Vaughn...
    Joe Wormiani...
    Worm Twah

  • @boboxdd
    @boboxdd 3 дня назад +43

    51:38 how did bro hit that and not even go crazy?!

  • @yaroslavrudyuk5872
    @yaroslavrudyuk5872 3 дня назад +26

    Holy shit man, did NOT have "Red-pilled Carl Wheezer" on my Bingo card 😂😂😂 almost fucking died taking a drink during that whole bit 😂 THEY'RE EATING THE LLAMAS JIMMY

    • @doggerthedog6744
      @doggerthedog6744 2 дня назад

      Dooo's carl sounded like paul bearer it was perfect

  • @chigbungus6768
    @chigbungus6768 3 дня назад +24

    I love how matt says hes shit at games but hits the craziest lil clips and doesnt react AT ALL

  • @Slimey1984
    @Slimey1984 4 дня назад +48

    "Hurricane Gay Fart" 🗣🗣🔥🔥

  • @andrewpotter9613
    @andrewpotter9613 3 дня назад +39

    Smi77y saying “go to hockey or play CS2" is very Canadian lmfao

  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza 3 дня назад +25

    Regarding funny names for hurricanes:
    In Scotland we had “Hurricaine Bawbag” (yes, named after your balls) in 2011, we as a nation just decided “aye, this feels right”
    There’s historic news clips on YT of news reporters calling it Hurricane Bawbag, so I don’t see why our American friends can’t give them funny names tbh!

    • @DoughnutDragon
      @DoughnutDragon 3 дня назад +1

      Things like this are why scotland is one of my favorite places

  • @ibbestgaming4820
    @ibbestgaming4820 4 дня назад +44

    44:16 I'm so disappointed no one said "This is my own private wormacile"

  • @Doc-Blitzkrieg
    @Doc-Blitzkrieg 4 дня назад +44

    I feel like to find out Dooo’s identity at this point all someone has to do is look up one of the like 5 family trees in Missouri that have White, Native American, and Jewish heritage and also has an African American family member that married in within at least the last 50ish years.
    Like, there cannot be that many results that fit all the criteria.
    Edit: To narrow down the search even further you could only look for families with members in their late 20s named Eric with no known spouse/partner.

    • @MikeSanders2000
      @MikeSanders2000 3 дня назад +10

      given I currently live in Missouri, You are so very wrong

    • @Doc-Blitzkrieg
      @Doc-Blitzkrieg 3 дня назад +3

      @@MikeSanders2000
      Narrow it down to only include families with people named Eric who have no known spouse/partners

    • @taylorbarker616
      @taylorbarker616 3 дня назад +11

      And lives in a community where you need to tell jokes to get candy on Halloween.

  • @richerdos1121
    @richerdos1121 День назад +1

    13:45 is now my favourite clip of all time. That “yeah big poopy” was so understated 😭😭

  • @lil_wnggaming8738
    @lil_wnggaming8738 День назад +2

    I love the fact that blag is watching Blackhawk down in the background of this video

  • @BlueEyedRaven77
    @BlueEyedRaven77 3 дня назад +5

    The Doo is a human mutt, he’s a little bit of everything.

  • @VoidedStranger
    @VoidedStranger 3 дня назад +2

    This video was wild. Some of the best unfiltered comedy. Keep it up, goonz.

  • @redbarrelentertainment
    @redbarrelentertainment День назад +2

    "The Jews on literally everything. You're gonna tell me they didn't design the Pyramids?"
    "No. It was aliens. It was aliens and David Bowie."
    Makes sense to me

  • @nalcednitro9874
    @nalcednitro9874 3 дня назад +3

    Is it just me or did that Carl bit really feel like the old Goons? A good bit of 2019 nostalgia

  • @DeeoneandLonely
    @DeeoneandLonely 3 дня назад +6

    23:08 Majestic throw

  • @ZacksHomeStudio
    @ZacksHomeStudio 3 дня назад +6

    Finally a sequel to Breaking Crab!!

  • @Swiftairhead289
    @Swiftairhead289 День назад +1

    Walks next to a dwarf "YOOOOO" 😭

  • @th3m3trx
    @th3m3trx 4 дня назад +9

    Blarg is a CSGO pro in my opinion, never seen plays like he’s made

    • @RLHvanDijk
      @RLHvanDijk 3 дня назад

      And he's not even paying attention.

  • @BIGBASCH
    @BIGBASCH 2 дня назад +1

    7:20 swagger starting his sponsor in the background is somehow so funny to me

  • @Hyperbolicbackhole
    @Hyperbolicbackhole 4 дня назад +9

    Breaking news Waluigi has resurrected 50 worm ceos

  • @otaku.assassin2993
    @otaku.assassin2993 4 дня назад +63

    Fun fact: the people who built the pyramids weren’t actually slaves, they were just workers, like construction all through history, building the pyramids was just another job that they were paid and given accommodations for, and because of how renowned and respected the pharaohs were, it was actually considered an honour to assist in the pyramids construction. There’s even still remnants of the camps made specifically for the workers to make their great task easier, and they were allowed leave for certain circumstances there are actually still readable lists of😊

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 4 дня назад +3

      I thought everyone knew this at this point, or at least blarg would

    • @squibblez2517
      @squibblez2517 4 дня назад +1

      Was gonna comment this

    • @swaffelsmurf424
      @swaffelsmurf424 3 дня назад +8

      yeah but it's one of their biggest "we are victims" cards. you know who I mean. my wife is an Egyptologist and has had some very serious disagreements with the only jew in the family about this subject

    • @nctv7980
      @nctv7980 3 дня назад

      Errrm actually🤓

    • @dumpsterfiregames4710
      @dumpsterfiregames4710 3 дня назад

      @@redmist6630 Blarg is, somehow, one of the smartest goons and one of the dumbest f*ckers I've ever listened to. Still luv him though

  • @zacheyer4713
    @zacheyer4713 4 дня назад +3

    As a Canadian Blarg had mandatory Thrills time where he’s gotta eat a whole pack and say it tastes great while rubbing Smittys arm gently

  • @enricohepner
    @enricohepner 2 дня назад +1

    almost an hour of this wormage? damn, I fully enjoyed this early xmas present

  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza 3 дня назад +4

    “What’s a soul brother”
    A basketball American!

  • @hunterdevine1140
    @hunterdevine1140 2 дня назад +3

    THEY'RE EATING THE LAMAS JIMMY!😂

  • @logansrevenge1214
    @logansrevenge1214 День назад +1

    Glad I'm not the only that hears doo say woo-are😂. He's last video had an ad for woo-are thunder.

  • @yofoshizzle66
    @yofoshizzle66 2 дня назад +1

    I love using my cars exhaust to keep me warn on these cold winter nights, also drinking bodka shots for 6 hours helps

  • @OctoLemon06
    @OctoLemon06 4 дня назад +6

    3:02 swagger is not on a mission from god (blues brothers reference)

    • @Voooooidd
      @Voooooidd 4 дня назад

      DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT- James brown as a preacher

    • @OctoLemon06
      @OctoLemon06 4 дня назад

      @ YES JESUS H TAP DANCING CHRIST I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT

  • @OmeGa_x1234
    @OmeGa_x1234 2 дня назад +1

    Can we please appreciate the fish rap in chat during that Walter Worm bit?

  • @sleepless_160
    @sleepless_160 2 дня назад +1

    Worming bad bit had me crying

  • @CRatcliffe
    @CRatcliffe 3 дня назад +1

    Dam yall had me going in the second half after the Arab voice and the Carl wheezer😂😂😂

  • @KVGKQuake
    @KVGKQuake 3 дня назад +1

    I think we found the perfect combination for the most cancerous brain rot ever: SwaggerSouls + The Goons + CS. Each on their own are equally awful, but together, there's nothing else like it

  • @danielpham8627
    @danielpham8627 2 дня назад +1

    51:40 blarg you don't understand how crazy that was

  • @stonedseahobo
    @stonedseahobo 3 дня назад +3

    i should not have watched this while sick i think im dying political wheezer crashing out almost killed me

  • @Jewshua
    @Jewshua 4 дня назад +11

    As a Jew I approve of these “jokes”

  • @rootbeerguy690
    @rootbeerguy690 3 дня назад +2

    30:29 Me trying to get away with shoplifting a mattress

  • @yakunitahasdied2479
    @yakunitahasdied2479 3 дня назад +2

    "i am not IN worm skylar. i AM the worm"

  • @trentonbrooks3373
    @trentonbrooks3373 3 дня назад +3

    Political Carl Weezer has to be the funniest bit on the internet

  • @guh4126
    @guh4126 3 дня назад +2

    24:48 me when serving Bo Burnham soup

  • @fivezedits2486
    @fivezedits2486 4 дня назад +2

    Almost an hr long CS video from Blarg? Oh we eating good today lads.

  • @sondradoubleu
    @sondradoubleu 4 дня назад +5

    A second frog has just…
    You know 🐸🐸🛸

  • @youngcvsper
    @youngcvsper 3 дня назад +1

    When I heard swagger say you guys were talking about worms for a minute on the podcast I was excited for the footage, I don’t know if I still am after seeing it 😂

  • @8igPoppa
    @8igPoppa 3 дня назад +3

    Mr. Mario there's been a second blue shell

  • @kingzombie951
    @kingzombie951 3 дня назад +1

    I watch blargs content when I run out of smii7y content to watch

  • @MiloLamar
    @MiloLamar Час назад

    Socially aware Carl has to be one of my favorite bits of the year

  • @celticdabs6428
    @celticdabs6428 4 дня назад +3

    14:50 Gives Xavier: Renegade Angel

  • @t22lw12
    @t22lw12 4 дня назад +4

    Earth, Worm, & and fire

  • @n3rc347
    @n3rc347 4 дня назад +1

    Knowing that that woman (Tech Girl as she’s known) is South African makes that edit so much funnier

  • @MiguelOHara-r9t
    @MiguelOHara-r9t 3 дня назад +1

    we have shifted from crabs to worms

  • @sealtielaquino7959
    @sealtielaquino7959 4 дня назад +1

    wooo a blarg vid to start my day

  • @thedemolitionmuniciple
    @thedemolitionmuniciple 2 дня назад

    this was the perfect video for half watching while disinfectant-wiping down a box of decade-old nail polishes that some actually look good still but also there were mouse poos in the box to wrap up for my sister's worm birthday

  • @jakesinclair69420
    @jakesinclair69420 3 дня назад +1

    Can't wait to see the uncut version, if this is FIFTY FIVE MINUTES!!!

  • @sleepless_160
    @sleepless_160 2 дня назад

    Hearing you confused about the Major was so funny 😂

  • @arcage_0132
    @arcage_0132 3 дня назад +1

    The consensus behind the pyramids for egyptologists is that they were not built by slaves. Yes they had slaves at one point. But the workers who built the pyramids were paid

  • @GooberiusProd
    @GooberiusProd 4 дня назад +6

    11 BILLION WORMS

  • @GunnCarter91
    @GunnCarter91 2 дня назад +1

    soup means a Zamboni i believe its a vehicle for resurfacing the Ice rink

  • @squidy_199
    @squidy_199 3 дня назад +1

    the worm part made me feel like i time traveled

  • @philipmaloy1975
    @philipmaloy1975 2 дня назад +1

    Allen stone got an awesome song out.
    Sweet Little Worms❤

  • @SrRatSandwich
    @SrRatSandwich 4 дня назад +2

    Good Mythical Morning: does it turd

  • @JustAGoofyIssac
    @JustAGoofyIssac 3 дня назад +1

    as an Australian, i never heard of this "dewormer"

  • @WyattPayne-j6j
    @WyattPayne-j6j 3 дня назад +1

    Sir a second Luigi has hit the building

  • @kinglegacy26
    @kinglegacy26 14 часов назад

    Socially Aware Carl is the most needed thing for 2024

  • @Rat-King27
    @Rat-King27 2 дня назад +1

    37:40 three wars? I'm trying to think of what the third is, Ukraine/Russia, Israel/Hamas, there's a few civil wars, like Syria, Yemen and Sudan.

  • @Gnomecone01
    @Gnomecone01 3 дня назад +1

    Bruh what was that clown nose ahh laugh at 51:23?😂😂😂😂

  • @Rommola-c5z
    @Rommola-c5z 2 дня назад +2

    40:55 Where it all began...

  • @dmtrf-1121
    @dmtrf-1121 3 дня назад +1

    Theres an actual band called Worm Shepard and they're pretty good! 😂

  • @TrickyDicky07
    @TrickyDicky07 3 дня назад

    These clips will age like a fine wine

  • @frvshmdia
    @frvshmdia 4 дня назад +12

    lmaoo what’s luigi doing there

  • @martybanks7413
    @martybanks7413 3 дня назад +1

    11 billion worms have gone missing

  • @mondocanemczee
    @mondocanemczee 2 дня назад

    This entire video is what it sounds like when my ADD brain randomly spaces out

  • @Sin69420
    @Sin69420 3 дня назад +1

    Florida mentioned!! 🎉🎉🎉

  • @8---Dhonse
    @8---Dhonse 3 дня назад

    "Jimmy the worms are in my head Jimmy, please make it stop,please!"
    -Carl Wormzer

  • @bingus1985
    @bingus1985 3 дня назад +1

    ima be thinking about worms all day now

  • @AntiGrass01
    @AntiGrass01 3 дня назад +2

    Bruh this was wormderful

  • @elisafigueroa4171
    @elisafigueroa4171 3 дня назад +1

    Worm 🪱 is bringing me back to bappo 👁️👁️

  • @l.s.8590
    @l.s.8590 4 дня назад +1

    47:47 there be one already, Worm Shepherd

  • @Michaelm25
    @Michaelm25 4 дня назад +1

    Mr. President, there has been a second Luigi

  • @GuestVeea
    @GuestVeea 2 дня назад +1

    Blarging my swagger until I soup

  • @averyevans7950
    @averyevans7950 4 дня назад

    Bro I love getting to see Dwayne the wock it really brings joy to my soul

  • @chrishoye55
    @chrishoye55 3 дня назад

    "whats the best band name you can come up with that involves worm" slackworm

  • @kingzombie951
    @kingzombie951 3 дня назад +1

    I don't now why I laughed at that im only dining on fine China. That bit was so stupid

  • @looneyman123
    @looneyman123 3 дня назад +1

    Already aged terribly 😂 ❤

  • @PvtBussdown
    @PvtBussdown 3 дня назад

    45:09 tuco found some trolli lmao

  • @jadeend960
    @jadeend960 2 дня назад +1

    why does soup's voice transform into Yumi sometimes lol

  • @bowhester7928
    @bowhester7928 3 дня назад

    55min video you have blessed us long vid enjoyers

  • @roobeedooo
    @roobeedooo 4 дня назад +1

    apparently "fresh off a turd" was added to the urban dictionary in 2008

  • @D1wh0kn0cks
    @D1wh0kn0cks День назад +1

    We do not take de wormers here in Australia😭

  • @KingEhrys98
    @KingEhrys98 3 дня назад +1

    highly esteemed gorilla

  • @knightraithwall8924
    @knightraithwall8924 4 дня назад +1

    Nine Inch Worms
    Deworm (instead of Default)
    3 Worms Down
    Linkin Worms
    Jelly Worm
    Worm Grande
    Snoop Worm
    Worm Milk (Hot Milk)
    Bad Worms (Bad Omens)

  • @LonelyRothschild
    @LonelyRothschild 4 дня назад +2

    Thank you Blarg

  • @Bloodspilla28
    @Bloodspilla28 3 дня назад +1

    40:51 is the Worm Arc

  • @RageSong
    @RageSong 3 дня назад +1

    damn the southerner from the US knew something about hockey the Canadians didnt lol