Chabad Tunnels | Chapo Trap House

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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    CLIP from Episode 796 - Tunnel Kings (1/9/24)
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Комментарии • 131

  • @quadabyte8933
    @quadabyte8933 8 месяцев назад +73

    Anyone else except Brace sending that video to Felix would be grounds for the ADL to recognize it as a hate crime.

  • @TheManWithNoNickname13
    @TheManWithNoNickname13 4 месяца назад +24

    The Fiddler In The Walls!

  • @GradientMann
    @GradientMann 8 месяцев назад +50

    Ive heard alt-right guys say Jews are undermining our society, but i didnt think they meant it this literally 😂

    • @SonsoftheEagle
      @SonsoftheEagle 8 месяцев назад

      They sacrificed Jesus for healing sick people on the sabbath. They are crawling through the sewage looking for children. Pure evil.

    • @willknowsright9615
      @willknowsright9615 8 месяцев назад +22

      ​@BreadKing333 calm down Adolf.

    • @jonathangrafton4016
      @jonathangrafton4016 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@SonsoftheEagle That wasn't the reason for Jesus being crucified, and they weren't looking for children.

  • @DawryMike
    @DawryMike 8 месяцев назад +58

    "My centurion wants the whole shul cleared, we don't do stuff like this in Gaul"

  • @Commie_Mike
    @Commie_Mike 8 месяцев назад +85

    The fact that cumtown ended before this story happened is a travesty

    • @kylet3033
      @kylet3033 8 месяцев назад +13

      Adam’s bug tunnels got fumigated by the NYPD

  • @AwesomeJerkface
    @AwesomeJerkface 8 месяцев назад +50

    “Rabbi’s were no clipping through his house” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jacksonduruy4303
    @jacksonduruy4303 8 месяцев назад +46

    This whole incident is just making me think of Fivish and Friends

    • @00SmileTime00
      @00SmileTime00 8 месяцев назад +14

      "Well maybe he should remember who put him in office"

    • @MrShock8
      @MrShock8 8 месяцев назад

      Its almost like actual antisemites run the jewish caucus

  • @hughcucumber
    @hughcucumber 8 месяцев назад +45

    Tunnel Snakes Rule!

  • @sislater6334
    @sislater6334 8 месяцев назад +36

    Now we know why Jericho's walls really fell down

  • @oscarstrokosz2986
    @oscarstrokosz2986 8 месяцев назад +24

    Dwarfs fighting over karaz-a-karak.

  • @caramitten9526
    @caramitten9526 3 месяца назад +24

    This clip never fails to make me burst out laughing.

  • @jeremy____5747
    @jeremy____5747 6 месяцев назад +29

    In dungeons deep....
    And caverns old...

  • @EmpureMedia
    @EmpureMedia 8 месяцев назад +31

    I was talking to a friend about this who had 0 knowledge & he truly looked at me like I was telling him the earth is flat.
    You cannot casually bring this up without serious resistance lmao

  • @4DRC_
    @4DRC_ 8 месяцев назад +22

    The children yearn for the mines!

  • @raven_g6667
    @raven_g6667 8 месяцев назад +24

    I deal with schizophrenia and this Felix's experience with this story is the perfect analogy for how I have to live part of my life lol. Things I see or hear, I sometimes have to question if it's real or not 😂

  • @tinta1796
    @tinta1796 8 месяцев назад +27

    This is the greatest story ever told

    • @gregh2367
      @gregh2367 8 месяцев назад +2

      It really is

  • @poindextertunes
    @poindextertunes 8 месяцев назад +25

    i guess you spend hours goin deep down the “rabbi hole” on this one 😂

  • @raiogelato6921
    @raiogelato6921 2 месяца назад +9

    Who wins? Vietnamtunnel networks, khamas tunnels or this?

  • @gabasonichu
    @gabasonichu 8 месяцев назад +139

    Hell yeah! Amber's back!

    • @DamTheKid
      @DamTheKid 8 месяцев назад +4

      Fuck yeah who needs gross Matt

    • @pats4lifebb
      @pats4lifebb 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@DamTheKidlmao

    • @ongobongo8333
      @ongobongo8333 8 месяцев назад +19

      ​@@DamTheKidSHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

    • @alanfulcher460
      @alanfulcher460 8 месяцев назад +20

      @@L_Martindon’t be so hard on yourself!

    • @alanfulcher460
      @alanfulcher460 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@L_Martin ^ edited. I bet the first draft of that was even worse

  • @palchristianandersen9086
    @palchristianandersen9086 8 месяцев назад +17

    I saw Chabad Tunnels once. They opened for Demdike Stare.

    • @tylerboosterb7810
      @tylerboosterb7810 8 месяцев назад +1

      Sometimes I scroll past a joke that I know clearly wasn't meant for everyone, but definitely meant for me. got a good lol out of me

  • @elizabethbennet4791
    @elizabethbennet4791 7 месяцев назад +20

    Hasidic tunnel gnomes

    • @jeremy____5747
      @jeremy____5747 6 месяцев назад +2

      "In every wish and dream and haaaaaaappy home / You will find the kingdom of / THE GNOOOOOMES!"

  • @penabler
    @penabler 8 месяцев назад +13

    The city cannot be allowed to fill the hole until the Arkenstone is recovered.

  • @alexritchie4586
    @alexritchie4586 6 месяцев назад +28

    They discovered the Hamas Transatlantic Tunnel.

    • @eriktillman8114
      @eriktillman8114 4 месяца назад +5

      I love how the IDF has spent millions of dollars on elaborate 3D renderings of Hamas tunnels beneath every hospital in Gaza but can't show a single photograph of any that they've supposedly cleared.

  • @TurtleChad1
    @TurtleChad1 8 месяцев назад +45

    There's something very comical about witnessing a rabbish man emerge from the bowels of the city like some mythical creature.

    • @robert9016
      @robert9016 8 месяцев назад +8

      Why are you everywhere wtf

    • @Gum_Cuzzler
      @Gum_Cuzzler 8 месяцев назад +10

      @@robert9016He’s CIA

  • @PR0MAN01
    @PR0MAN01 8 месяцев назад +17

    Maybe I just missed it, but what's the actual purpose of the tunnel? Was it to just sneak into the cinegogue, and if so why? Isn't it a public building anyone can go in?

    • @interior.imperial1
      @interior.imperial1 8 месяцев назад +25

      They were trying to find the Mikvah that the Rebbe Schneerson used. These Hasidic people are a splinter sect of the Chabad Movement that think Shcneerson was the Messiah.
      Imagine Mormons excavating the hill where Joseph Smith "found" the Golden Plates, because they want to be "at the place where It happened."

    • @dreambuffer
      @dreambuffer 8 месяцев назад +2

      They were jewish preppers

    • @nos9784
      @nos9784 8 месяцев назад +3

      I heard there was a renters dispute (they shared the building with another synagogue upstairs), or possibly the intent was to evade covid restrictions.

    • @auntijen3781
      @auntijen3781 8 месяцев назад +6

      After a long, heated dispute over who infact has control/ownership of the place the original group (OG) & the splinter group (SG) went to court.
      Resulting in the Judge ruling in favor of the OG.
      This enraged the SG bc it meant that they would not have access to the place without the permission of & in the presence of members of the OG who had the keys.
      The SG created the tunnel so that they themselves could have 24/7 total access to the place without the OG folks presence or permission.
      The article read in this vid @15:50 mentions "About 6 months ago..... *to gain unauthorized access to the mikvah*...."

  • @thuzan117
    @thuzan117 8 месяцев назад +15

    "The Rabbi's in the Walls"

  • @michaelreich9714
    @michaelreich9714 8 месяцев назад +11

    I was impressed with the working toilet. Combat Plumbing. That's devotion.

  • @screechweiner2921
    @screechweiner2921 8 месяцев назад +9

    "yohanan's in the basement digging up a route to take. under the the pavement, gonna make the buildings shake."
    "look out yids, look what you done did. . . god knows why, but you're doing it again "

  • @AlZ-oy4si
    @AlZ-oy4si 8 месяцев назад +6

    Gentrification: Drake turneth away in disgust.
    Morlockification:

  • @LittleLargeMouth
    @LittleLargeMouth 8 месяцев назад +9

    Welcome back Amber!

  • @HaplessHypnagogic
    @HaplessHypnagogic 8 месяцев назад +12

    Damn.. Truly been a rough one for the J's

    • @nedrobinson7490
      @nedrobinson7490 8 месяцев назад +3

      And NONE of is self-inflicted 🙈😂

    • @samsca8529
      @samsca8529 6 месяцев назад

      “the J’s” lmao “Js” is this the new way of being antisemitic lmao

    • @samsca8529
      @samsca8529 6 месяцев назад

      @@nedrobinson7490Cringe

    • @nedrobinson7490
      @nedrobinson7490 6 месяцев назад

      @@samsca8529happy Easter

  • @JonTeriini
    @JonTeriini 8 месяцев назад +7

    Escape back into New York

  • @elizabethbennet4791
    @elizabethbennet4791 7 месяцев назад +6

    the hasidic tunnels were built by gnomes, obviously.

  • @ozymandias-saidcomorian3871
    @ozymandias-saidcomorian3871 8 месяцев назад +21

    Amber is back, shit audio! We are sooo back baby!

  • @nedrobinson7490
    @nedrobinson7490 8 месяцев назад +6

    OOOooooOOO that’s a BINGOoOoO

  • @stiddleficks4044
    @stiddleficks4044 8 месяцев назад +18

    you’re sheltering enemies of the state, are you not?

  • @direktive4
    @direktive4 8 месяцев назад +3

    'i felt a great disturbance in the force'

  • @thrillhouse-five
    @thrillhouse-five 8 месяцев назад +2

    absolutely criminal to cut the Arcade Fire drop

  • @freakyzed8467
    @freakyzed8467 8 месяцев назад +10

    Sigma males with that underground mindset!

  • @polemius01
    @polemius01 8 месяцев назад +7

    Hilarious take on religious fanatics' absurdity.

  • @judithbreastsler
    @judithbreastsler 8 месяцев назад +6

    /just when you thought the jews that boycott Israel were their saving grace...

  • @MrLFJ7
    @MrLFJ7 8 месяцев назад +1

    Real chapo behaviors

  • @matthewmcallister9354
    @matthewmcallister9354 8 месяцев назад +1

    Been awhile

  • @sislater6334
    @sislater6334 8 месяцев назад +5

    This whole issue is both sus and problematic

  • @thinkoutloud2144
    @thinkoutloud2144 7 месяцев назад

    3:04

  • @ZenBen_the_Elder
    @ZenBen_the_Elder 5 месяцев назад +6

    The loom of Heaven strikes again! Damn...careful there, Wizard Will. 20:50
    This was indeed, as predicted, the best news story about Jews you will hear in 2024.

  • @deleteduser2291
    @deleteduser2291 8 месяцев назад +19

    No mention of the stained mattresses???

    • @Fishdogpigsquirrel
      @Fishdogpigsquirrel 8 месяцев назад +5

      lol does this not surprise you? Who do you think pays their wages?

    • @Bobsaget121
      @Bobsaget121 5 месяцев назад +14

      @@Fishdogpigsquirrelpatreon? They’re used mattresses, used mattresses have stains. People spill drinks, kids have accidents, you start your period in the middle of the night. You don’t need a conspiracy theory to call NYC hassids women/child abusing freaks.

    • @lukasmadrid1945
      @lukasmadrid1945 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@Bobsaget121my matress is stained as hell, same w/ like 90% of dudes in their 20s that i know. And yeah, jews have children that need beds. People just want any excuse to be anti-semetic (although i wish they brought it up on the pod so morons wouldn't embaress themselves in the comments)

  • @arempy5836
    @arempy5836 8 месяцев назад +9

    CHUDbad

  • @denkinoms
    @denkinoms 8 месяцев назад +9

    The several small crib mattress with stains and the high chair 😮 wtf is going on? (im not antisemitic)

    • @WhatCanSmith
      @WhatCanSmith 7 месяцев назад +2

      a game they've been playing for thousands of years

    • @xp8969
      @xp8969 6 месяцев назад +6

      🤡🤡🤡🤡​@@WhatCanSmith

    • @honestabe411
      @honestabe411 Месяц назад +1

      They abuse kids

    • @rinkohorowitz
      @rinkohorowitz 17 дней назад

      @@honestabe411No they don’t.

    • @honestabe411
      @honestabe411 17 дней назад +1

      @@rinkohorowitz my comment was deleted

  • @MrKYT-gb8gs
    @MrKYT-gb8gs 8 месяцев назад +6

    Amber, and so on,

  • @crackthefoundation_
    @crackthefoundation_ 8 месяцев назад +1

    Arent synagogue tunnels a thing? Poor explanation

    • @Rotwold
      @Rotwold 8 месяцев назад +1

      Like a basement? Yeah, probably.

  • @ZenBen_the_Elder
    @ZenBen_the_Elder 5 месяцев назад +6

    This was the most sympathetic to Jews as I'll probably ever be in my life.
    Felix has been my guide to the real life of the modern Jew. He is one of the best outcomes of his people currently in circulation.

  • @DamTheKid
    @DamTheKid 8 месяцев назад +14

    Hey whered that comment go where a full grown adult was throwing a hissy fit about Amber talking???? CENSORSHIP!

    • @rodrigoroa6753
      @rodrigoroa6753 8 месяцев назад +1

      It's probably that Chris Wade, the most pussified of all the Chapo Crew

  • @Cooliofamily
    @Cooliofamily 8 месяцев назад +5

    Damn chapo went so far down hill - like this was incredibly boring and unfunny. For example here you have an incident that is not hard to clown on, and these three cornballs somehow managing to fuck it up

    • @divideandmultiply
      @divideandmultiply 8 месяцев назад +11

      Like ya know, like whatever.

    • @Fishdogpigsquirrel
      @Fishdogpigsquirrel 8 месяцев назад +3

      I mean they are a bunch of cosmopolitan shitlibs. They can be cool sometimes but they don't want to shake the boat too much

    • @kyleleehufnagel
      @kyleleehufnagel 8 месяцев назад +33

      You are trying so very very very very hard

    • @SNEED_FEED
      @SNEED_FEED 8 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah I agree. Imagine taking some good material like this and turning it into something unfunny

    • @honestabe411
      @honestabe411 Месяц назад +1

      Can’t turn against the tribe

  • @pantsifypants
    @pantsifypants 8 месяцев назад +12

    for the record there have been rumours that the hasidic community does this in montreal under all their properties. Like two or three extra floors down.

    • @sevensicilies
      @sevensicilies 8 месяцев назад +7

      Actual SCP article if this isn't contained to new york hasids