6:06 : As someone under morphine for 6 years and already suffered from chronicle constipation before, and who can not used laxatives since they do not work and only give you a pain who make you beg to die, for the same result anyway, I know exactly what it is. I take a number 2 every 2 weeks, sometimes more longer. It do not hurt all along, strangely. When I feel the pain, I know that is the signe that It is time, and it take an hour or more of "dancing" and sweating to passed the first ones. Generally, it take 3 rodeos to empty my damn intestins. And sometimes I am not sure that it is empty. The first tour is pretty ok. But the third is always the worst. Damn it smell bad compare to the rest. And I also get hemorrhoid by pushing like in labor, trying to deliver a series of particularly nauseating golf balls. But I am lucky in a way : My hemorrhoids are not sclerotic. Yet... So, that poor guy have all my sympathy.
Patient, about the patient nexxtdoor. He was obese and had a colostomy. I coudl hear him at night danging around his bathroom, and grunt, squelch, splat, giggle. I asked the nurse and they refused to tell me what he was doing, but I told them what I could hear and they agreed that I was right, poocasso.
Doctors and nurses and EMT's of all types ... we love you and everything that you do.
first story sounds like a horror movie.
6:06 : As someone under morphine for 6 years and already suffered from chronicle constipation before, and who can not used laxatives since they do not work and only give you a pain who make you beg to die, for the same result anyway, I know exactly what it is. I take a number 2 every 2 weeks, sometimes more longer. It do not hurt all along, strangely. When I feel the pain, I know that is the signe that It is time, and it take an hour or more of "dancing" and sweating to passed the first ones. Generally, it take 3 rodeos to empty my damn intestins. And sometimes I am not sure that it is empty. The first tour is pretty ok. But the third is always the worst. Damn it smell bad compare to the rest. And I also get hemorrhoid by pushing like in labor, trying to deliver a series of particularly nauseating golf balls. But I am lucky in a way : My hemorrhoids are not sclerotic. Yet... So, that poor guy have all my sympathy.
Why watch horror films when you could just watch this video instead.
Fr 😱
5:50. Geez, talk about throwing the new guy under the bus.
11:25 chastity belt?
Male chastity belt, maybe
@15:33 Nooooo
Patient, about the patient nexxtdoor. He was obese and had a colostomy. I coudl hear him at night danging around his bathroom, and grunt, squelch, splat, giggle. I asked the nurse and they refused to tell me what he was doing, but I told them what I could hear and they agreed that I was right, poocasso.
15:39 because he liked the taste 🤮
Holy FUCK
Really wish I stopped eating before listening to this
This entire thread is a compilation of the worst things I’ve ever heard