Prototype 2: funniest lines of dialog (and cool shit) part 2

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @NinjazNeverDie
    @NinjazNeverDie 6 лет назад +119

    Picks up a helicopter mounted rocket launcher
    Starnes: Shit dude you've been working out.
    Heller: I eat a lot of protein.

  • @callumkristofer7793
    @callumkristofer7793 5 лет назад +109

    “Shit dude, you been workin’ out?”
    “I eat a lotta protein.”

  • @sars910
    @sars910 5 лет назад +44

    "Shit dude. Have you been working out ?"
    "I eat a lot of protein"

  • @ExplodingDreamz
    @ExplodingDreamz 4 года назад +47

    "This asshole says "brah" one more time, imma break his fucking jaw"
    I laughed so hard at that when i first heard it ingame 😂

  • @stevekef7229
    @stevekef7229 5 лет назад +63

    "Holy shit,and I thought I had big balls"-James Heller

  • @dunkeykung1162
    @dunkeykung1162 4 года назад +53

    1:20 lmfao I love how pissed off the commander is, and how Heller was apparently the last straw before he had enough of his unit

  • @FireworksAndHurricanes
    @FireworksAndHurricanes 5 лет назад +31

    "Yeah! I LOVE rescuing scientists! OO-RAH!"
    "....Shut the fuck up, Starnes."
    Hahahahahahaha

    • @whirlybird268
      @whirlybird268 2 года назад +5

      the fact that you get to meet Starnes again makes it even better.

  • @Dimonvn2003
    @Dimonvn2003 2 года назад +23

    4:14
    *Starnes: You know, some infected chicks are still pretty hot if you put a bag over their heads.*
    *Blackwatch Soldier: Starnes, for the life of me, I dunno how you passed the psych profile.*
    This one got me :)))

    • @aaronkenyon7112
      @aaronkenyon7112 9 дней назад

      Some of these Blackwatch soldiers are too epic, you almost feel bad for killing them 😂

  • @korpersafte
    @korpersafte 11 лет назад +41

    "i'm started to think this guy likes me" :DDDD

  • @sadflix8754
    @sadflix8754 5 лет назад +71

    is it weird that soldiers dont find it suspicious that some guy is walking up walls, basically flying around, jumping into space and running like the flash?

    • @hisoj
      @hisoj  5 лет назад +28

      if playing splinter cell taught me anything, it's that no one ever looks up.

    • @Mr._Sherwood
      @Mr._Sherwood 3 года назад +8

      Probably for gameplay reasons, if these guys acted as any rational person would (and shot the guy who just cannonballed out of the sky and left a small crater without a scratch) then the game would be a fair bit less fun. Although they kind of do this on Insane mode I hear, basically doing anything weird will get you alerted on the spot.

    • @OmniversePosting
      @OmniversePosting 2 года назад +1

      @@Mr._Sherwood Super soldiers do exist.

    • @Mr._Sherwood
      @Mr._Sherwood 2 года назад +4

      I mean yeah they do but they're all massive slabs of beef and I'm pretty sure you can't disguise as them, if a normal blackwatch soldier was pulling that kind of thing I'd expect everyone to be raising eyebrows at it.

    • @Snaic
      @Snaic 2 года назад +2

      I noticed in Prototype 2 that if you run up walls with people watching, then your detection meter goes up, unlike in Prototype where nobody gives a shit even if you're being watched. So they do find it sus, just not quick enough.

  • @GeneralGorillaSonicOC
    @GeneralGorillaSonicOC 5 лет назад +41

    The Red Crown lady sounds like she's a robot who doesn't think for herself. I get she's doing her job but she doesn't even get pissed off if she loses contact with a base. Starnes is an idiot. If you beat up the Hydra with your bare hands the soldiers will comment on you boxing a Hydra.

    • @slumpsenju7849
      @slumpsenju7849 4 года назад +6

      She also sounds like the SCP Archival Recording sound effect tooo

  • @ChadKakashi
    @ChadKakashi 5 лет назад +15

    2:57 *YO BRING DAT ASS HERE!*

    • @piyushverma7534
      @piyushverma7534 2 года назад +3

      Heller is one hell of a man to reject dat ass cuz in a scene where she asks him to join forces to conquer the world he rejects her off saying "I might catch something from you" like isn't he a whole damn virus himself

    • @IlMemetor72
      @IlMemetor72 4 месяца назад

      She got cake

    • @DarkRama-n-i
      @DarkRama-n-i 4 месяца назад

      All these years, I actually never thought of her in a seductive manner.
      My kid brain never registered her looks

  • @Ro-fw3lc
    @Ro-fw3lc 4 года назад +28

    4:32 *I eat a lot of protein.*

  • @radioactiva3095
    @radioactiva3095 4 года назад +21

    When you are an elementary school student and pickup 2 chairs at once : 4:28

  • @XNYDNTE
    @XNYDNTE 3 года назад +15

    "Damn....I reaally wanted to kill him" ROFL

  • @Cryptid.On.Youtube
    @Cryptid.On.Youtube 2 года назад +7

    Shit dude..ummm..have you been working out?!
    Me picking up a tank:i eat a lot of protein

  • @roxastrife714
    @roxastrife714 5 лет назад +35

    the only thing that makes P2 better is the dialogue

    • @hisoj
      @hisoj  5 лет назад +19

      and the gameplay

    • @radioactiva3095
      @radioactiva3095 5 лет назад +6

      The bad thing is we as players must kill mercer

    • @vurshawn1358
      @vurshawn1358 4 года назад +4

      And James heller

    • @tanzyvat5834
      @tanzyvat5834 4 года назад +6

      @@radioactiva3095 you do have to admit Mercers character in prototype 2 was kinda garbage.
      But I like both characters.
      Mainly because they're both badass.

    • @thelastintelligenthuman6346
      @thelastintelligenthuman6346 2 года назад

      @@tanzyvat5834 yeah. I could see him going evil, I just don’t like why, and I don’t like HOW he planned to do things. I feel like the 2nd game Alex Mercer was planning something completely different, as he had multiple opportunities to kill Heller and was more than capable of pulling off all of his Evolveds’ missions in his own

  • @MrLim-wq2gn
    @MrLim-wq2gn Год назад +4

    2:56 Sabrina has a nice Biomass and she is my kind of Prototype.

    • @hisoj
      @hisoj  Год назад +1

      would absorb into gelatinous mass.

    • @foxalpha3203
      @foxalpha3203 Год назад

      she got that evolved gyyyyat

  • @tanzyvat5834
    @tanzyvat5834 4 года назад +11

    I love both the first and second prototype games. Both of them will have a good place in my heart.

  • @solitary2
    @solitary2 Год назад +3

    2:56 Heller a better man than me, my daughter would’ve had a sister coming

  • @latrade2159
    @latrade2159 4 года назад +6

    "Holy shit and I thought I had big balls."

  • @OPTIMUMELITE
    @OPTIMUMELITE 5 лет назад +21

    That a big mistake BRAH

    • @whirlybird268
      @whirlybird268 Год назад

      "If this guy sais brah one more time ill break his fcking jaw"

  • @Rising.Key8
    @Rising.Key8 3 года назад +5

    James heller said he thought he had big balls

  • @mcbrians.8508
    @mcbrians.8508 2 года назад +8

    10:21 damn! that's so brutal! He wasn't able to finish his one-liner lol! XD

    • @hisoj
      @hisoj  2 года назад +1

      I replayed the game and he didnt say anything so I have no idea what he would have said

    • @mcbrians.8508
      @mcbrians.8508 2 года назад +1

      @@hisoj bra can you upload the one-liners of all the mako tank units in the mission "Taking the High Castle"?
      Because they would comment about your powers when your attacking them. Like describing your blade as a surfboard and they will say you exploded when you used your Level 1 devastator.

    • @hisoj
      @hisoj  2 года назад

      @@mcbrians.8508 I did not know about that, how far into the game is that mission?

    • @mcbrians.8508
      @mcbrians.8508 2 года назад +1

      @@hisoj the part where you have to kill lieutenant riley

    • @piyushverma7534
      @piyushverma7534 2 года назад +1

      @@mcbrians.8508 "This asshole says brah one more time I'll break his fucking jaw, well... might do that anyway"

  • @hewhobattles8869
    @hewhobattles8869 4 года назад +25

    9:30 Holy shit. Lol

  • @WeedChicken
    @WeedChicken 5 лет назад +113

    James Heller gotta be the angriest character in any game

    • @hisoj
      @hisoj  5 лет назад +26

      james heller then doomguy.

    • @RSNTM3NT
      @RSNTM3NT 5 лет назад +26

      @@hisoj Kratos (in the trilogy and the PSP games along with Ascension)

    • @TheUltrasora
      @TheUltrasora 5 лет назад +9

      Kratos:.....

    • @anjaneyasreetrout2444
      @anjaneyasreetrout2444 5 лет назад +2

      @@hisoj but unlike other angry dudes in games Heller is plain annoying

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 5 лет назад +15

      @@anjaneyasreetrout2444 to those around him. I think he's fucking hilarious.

  • @aid7548
    @aid7548 11 месяцев назад +1

    The last kill though
    My god i didn't think the blade was THAT strong...

    • @hisoj
      @hisoj  11 месяцев назад

      the charge attack is especially powerful if you can hit something more than once with it.

    • @aid7548
      @aid7548 11 месяцев назад

      @@hisoj personally I thought it was AOE so it wouldn't damage something multiple times. Or that the damage lessens if you the same thing twice.

  • @mathewschilando6791
    @mathewschilando6791 3 года назад +10

    The reason i like James more than Alex is that James has a military background making him the better fighter that is why he won their fight

    • @neon-nightwolf7682
      @neon-nightwolf7682 3 года назад +1

      What I thought too, it was basically a soldier vs what was once a scientist now virus

    • @MimaKirigoe90
      @MimaKirigoe90 Год назад

      Nah James heller had the power of the player

    • @betuna9487
      @betuna9487 Год назад

      ​@@MimaKirigoe90 I see you like Satoshi Kon

    • @betuna9487
      @betuna9487 Год назад +1

      They both can consume and commender memories from other people. That justification in this case doesn't apply. Mercer could match and even surpass Heller's base combat knowledge.

  • @wesker1739
    @wesker1739 Год назад +1

    10:22 lmaoo bro got cut off. DAAAA-

  • @onedaythisuniversewillbede2199
    @onedaythisuniversewillbede2199 2 года назад +3

    heller when he cuss sound cool

  • @noelimon6968
    @noelimon6968 4 года назад +8

    10:22 STAAAA

    • @hisoj
      @hisoj  4 года назад +5

      he might have had more dialog there and I cut it off when I cut him in half. I dunno. :D

    • @noelimon6968
      @noelimon6968 4 года назад +3

      @@hisoj yes it’s really hilarious, well done especially when you splatter his guts on the wall too, makes it even more hilarious lol.

    • @piyushverma7534
      @piyushverma7534 2 года назад +1

      @@noelimon6968 i too like funny compilations of ppl getting their guts splattered on the wall

  • @chanzpalau-agbayani1270
    @chanzpalau-agbayani1270 Год назад +1

    4:28 FLEX INTENSITIES

  • @remarcillas4725
    @remarcillas4725 Год назад +1

    8:45 best savage moments

  • @DeCarbonZo5979
    @DeCarbonZo5979 5 лет назад +11

    The like button isn't working. In depressed.
    Edit: it finally worked!

  • @nonsense3455
    @nonsense3455 Год назад +1

    4:13 lmao

  • @Berserkerenergy
    @Berserkerenergy 2 года назад +3

    This Game is Hilariously Funny😂

  • @AJ-arime
    @AJ-arime 2 года назад +1

    You shouldn’t ask the sus😂 0:05

  • @ridelbaker4607
    @ridelbaker4607 4 года назад +10

    brahh

  • @B1ACK-0-0-L1STED
    @B1ACK-0-0-L1STED Год назад

    I would have continued to play this game but i just deleted it atter getting all achievements. The jump mechanics pissed me off.

  • @uncholoconbigd8059
    @uncholoconbigd8059 3 года назад +3

    "Alt ?"

    • @hisoj
      @hisoj  3 года назад +2

      which key is the any key?