@thewitchidolsachika6682 he realized that anywhere he wants can be Florida. He just needs to keep walking. So I assume there's officially no animal safe from a yoink or boop on this earth.
Im taking a trip to Florida this month and im terrified this guy is gonna come up behind me and I'll hear "hey little buddy, you dont belong here. Yoink."
They’re aren’t aggressive unless aggravated until it’s late summer to mid fall, that’s when they start reproducing… Essentially females become agitated or protective over an egg sack. Males can be “friendly” but it’s a genuinely spider to spider preference; just hope that it’s a female most of the time, during most of the year.
He is the least-brave Florida man. We're talking about a demographic that includes 2 people who've eaten another man's face, and a guy who robbed a Wendy's with a live alligator... via the drivethru...
Gonna put a preemptive note here. Opossums can’t get rabies, their internal temperature is too low for it to survive. So the drooly guy was just drooling.
They can get rabies. There have been documented cases of it. But its extremely unlikely. I think it was 2019 or 2021, there were only 2 opossums that were discovered to have rabies. About 2% of the study
“Hey guys I’m here at the SCP foundation after some cool folks came and asked me to clear a 3,000 foot python from there sewer system” “Oh look is SCP-049!” “Yoink!”
Bro is the invasive species at this point
Yes but did you know he is spreading to Texas and Amazon rainforest to now he is multiplying
😂😂😂
He’s native
I thought there was only a single Florida man in the wild. Since when did they became invasive?
@thewitchidolsachika6682 he realized that anywhere he wants can be Florida. He just needs to keep walking. So I assume there's officially no animal safe from a yoink or boop on this earth.
"I don't recommend doing this" - actively doing that
Do as I say, not as I do
Dad?
Well, he's an expert
Do as I say not as I do, lol
Yoink is the new croikey
Im taking a trip to Florida this month and im terrified this guy is gonna come up behind me and I'll hear "hey little buddy, you dont belong here. Yoink."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Goodluck! I know i would be terrifeid. 😂
Hollywood: write that down
😂😂😂
Man this is hilarious 🤣 🤣🤣
That “cottonmouth boop!” Face when it turns around like “HEY!” Had me chuckling.
Im sad more people aren’t talking about it 😂
@@youtoob6268 that’s what I’m saying!
ROFL!! It was like " ' HEY!! Don't doooo dat!! I will strike! Buzz off!!! ' ''
He just looks at him like did you just touch me
Cottonmouth: How dare you!
The audacity to splash the Florida man
Hes really asking for a yoink
The swamp puppy was running for his life
He’s gonna get yoinked for that one
I personaly dig the Nick name "yoink man"
The yoinks are getting more unhinged, soon the swamp puppies will be in danger too.
He has already pounced on multiple gators before.
Plus, he just yoinks Caymans like they are Topei Gekkos.
Soon the cottonmouths will be getting yoinked
@@KingD-TrixI need to see this
You are new here arent you?
"I dont reccomend doing this"
Me: *_puts down the black widow and walks off sadly._*
Wow, commenting twice?
@BrasenFossen Your obsession with this person commenting twice is very weird.
@@BrasenFossenWait is it wrong to do so???
@@BrasenFossen your constant harassment of the female gender makes me siiiiick
@@BrasenFossenand both of them are funny, so what’s the problem.
"Did you just try to kiss me? 👉👈"
Snake really went “mw- actually nah never mind”
🥺
👉👈
...and after two weeks of high fever and agonizing pain.. the snake died.
@@peterjohnson9438 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
@@peterjohnson9438😂😂😂😂
The day this man finds a 20 ft Burmese python is the day GTA 6 comes out
And Half-Life 3
In other words, he'll find one next year?
@@aliazeth3607 hes never finding one😂😂😂
GTA VI releases in 2025
i hope it's added as a side mission
Weekly check to see he’s still alive
He's not allowed to die, the state keeps him alive....
You need the weekly check to see if the Florida ecosystem is still alive, this guy **is** the apex predator
Somehow
😂
He has camera so he's immortal atp
“Very drooly Everglades kitty cat😊” 😂 he’s so funny
Frrrrr
That thing probably had rabies to be close to him like that
@@geochonker9052Yeah man i was looking for a comment talking about that
@@hotelheater same
@@geochonker9052opossum are immune to rabies for the most part
“Boop”
Cotton Mouth: Yoink me Mf I dare you
He always does
He did yonk one in the last short that he uploaded
It was dead @@GalaBallet7
Lmao he turned around so fast like he was saying “I just know this mf did not just boop me. Do it again asshole”😂
@@LuciferArc1 Looked pretty alive to me
This man would beat every horror movie by scaring the villains away with his confidence😂😂
Oh look it’s jason! Yoink!!😂
Ooo, a dream walking ghost guy! Yoink!
Ohh, a Xenomorph...BOOP
Geezus 😂😂😂
Fr..😂😂😂😂😂
This is the first time i truly cringed because of that black widow spider. Glad to know they are not usually aggressive tho
They don't really do anything if you don't put any pressure on them.
Black windows are chill
The females are
They’re aren’t aggressive unless aggravated until it’s late summer to mid fall, that’s when they start reproducing…
Essentially females become agitated or protective over an egg sack.
Males can be “friendly” but it’s a genuinely spider to spider preference; just hope that it’s a female most of the time, during most of the year.
They're not usually deadly for adults, especially if you're in good health. I got bit in my sleep and only had a really bad stomachache the next day.
People seemed concerned about his safety, they seem to forget that this guy is the final boss of Florida
YOUR BRAVERY IS FRIGHTENING
WHO IS THIS MAN? HOW DOES HE DO IT
@@speedymoon9951power of Florida
@@BubbaDaMonke True never underestimate the power of florida men.
He is the least-brave Florida man. We're talking about a demographic that includes 2 people who've eaten another man's face, and a guy who robbed a Wendy's with a live alligator... via the drivethru...
Just casually calling a wild animal an ' Everglades Kitty Kat'
That one offended curvy snake: "DID YOU JUST BOOP ME???"
They are highly venomous so please don't try this at home.
@@geochonker9052 now I wanna touch that
@@geochonker9052I mean, if you have curvy snakes at home, you are probably f*cked, better try this outside
Hes alive, good to know
I'm surprised
Yah
One day his shorts will be “hey guys, I’m not really sure where I am but I found these lions. Yoink.”
Madness and Bravery swap clothes sometimes. This man has the whole wardrobe.
Poetic.
He says "COTTENMOUTH" with such urgency in his voice 💀
Yes, I commented twice. You can't do anything about it if you're coming to complain about it.
Wow, commenting twice?
Damn the audacity of commenting twice..
Two comments thats risky
🤡+L+ratio
Garrett could yoink death itself at this point and somehow be the bigger threat lol
"I'm still looking for this 20 footer..." Buddy, I'm pretty sure the rest of the forrest is searching for him too for you just to leave them alone xD
They’re invasive
How many swamp puppies did you scare?
Fishinggarret: Yes
Huh
@@EvanFord-on5sjhe means alligators
The 'yes' thing only makes sense if it's an answer to a choice of multiple things. Like "did you scare a swamp puppy, or something more dangerous?"
Bro has balls of pure titanium
Nah just creative mode
"Cottonmouth! Boop!"
The Cottonmouth: *whips around all offended*
Love the opossum at the end
he was absolutely TERRIFIED 🤣🤣
With how many 'kisses' hes gotten, im surprised he doesn't have any snake based superpowers.
Maybe he does, we'll never know.
The ultimate Florida man
Finally! He uploaded again wait.. AHH **YOINK**
The way the second cottonmouth turned around like "can I help you?!" 😂😂😂
“Ooo a dragon I thought these guys were myths”
“Yoink”
I love how the little snakes are biting trying to get away but then they just accept their fate and chill
Every animal in the everglades be like "oh god its the yoinking boop man again"
I’m pretty sure that this man is immune to poison or something because this is wild LMAO
That cotton mouth boop was hilarious 😂 Bro was shocked
That python ain't snitching
Gonna put a preemptive note here.
Opossums can’t get rabies, their internal temperature is too low for it to survive. So the drooly guy was just drooling.
They're immune to like about everything I think, most venoms and disease at least. A yoink is unimmunable (?)!
It makes sense since they belong to a whole group of mammals but that was a possum not opossum (2 different animals) both marsupials though
They can get rabies. There have been documented cases of it. But its extremely unlikely. I think it was 2019 or 2021, there were only 2 opossums that were discovered to have rabies. About 2% of the study
@@user-ts2bq4jt6jpossum is Australian. Opossum is American
@@cabz5872 My bad I had it reversed
The yoink on the scarlet was the most serious I've ever heard him
Florida: man get back in the water
Swamp puppy: yes Sr !!
Hey mr crocodile. You sure look handsome!
Flys everywere lol
very dully everglades kitty cat got me laughing
Dully??
@@iwilldestroyjustiny6446 sorry
Booping the cotton mouth is genuinely the craziest thing I’ve ever seen. I can’t even fathom that
Bros walking barefoot💀
It’s a nature thing. Connects you deeper with the wild life. Most won’t understand.
The cotton mouth turning around was kinda of adorable (and also lethal). Sort of a "Hey quit it bro" kinda vibe
Its so cute how the gators huddle together for safety when youre aound
His arch nemesis "tokay geckos" was spared in that night😂😂😂
That cotton mouth was like “ugh you again”
This man is single handedly saving the Everglades
“Hey guys I’m here at the SCP foundation after some cool folks came and asked me to clear a 3,000 foot python from there sewer system”
“Oh look is SCP-049!”
“Yoink!”
Should be scp-3000. I think that's the one that's like a 3000km long sea snake
@@cabz5872 yeah you right
Pretty certain this guy is a SCP at this point😂
@@WublicIndecency only a matter of time before they find and pick him up. Someone get site 42 over here
if i ever see those crocodile eyes, i feel like im in freddy fazcrocodile
**light turns on**
"guys that's him"
"seriously? that's the guy"
"i swear that's him dude"
"maybe if we don't move he won't grab us"
Florida man + camera man = *yoink man*
--and you think that of me? I am the one who YOINKS.
That was the cutest kitty cat i done ever saw
This guys gotta make a documentary that would be the best thing I've ever watched
Yes yoink man is back with another upload
Mildly tempered. Damn this dude is something else 🤣
I mean.. it's true, like black widows won't really bite you unless you've aggravated them, mostly by applying pressure to them
The drooly Everglades kitty cat was adorable
The cottomouth turned around like "WHO'S THERE?!"
That little kitty is only drooling because it wants to kiss you in the neck really bad!🤗
That droplet of drool was PURE acid lol
This guy laughs at cats with nine lives. He's got infinite lives
Cottonmouth turned round like "Boi!" 😂
Bro just casually picked up a black widow
Oh its a wild Cthulhu, YOINK!
BRO IS LITERALLY GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE
"your friends are waiting on you"
*VIOLENCE//SECOND*
*LIGHT UP THE NIGHT*
I wonder what will happen when he finds it,
Still looking for that 25 footer?
We need this man in Australia... mate?
Are you trying to get him killed? ;) :P At least we know not to yoink our wildlife.
You have the Irwin’s
Your wish was granted
Bro bullied entire ecosystem 'oink'😅😅
He is becoming too powerful
Bro casually holding a black frickin widow 💀
Where’s the UrbanRescueRanch content?
Ps. Every time u upload I’m relieved that u didn’t die. 😂
This guy is the AliExpress version of Steve Irwin
THE WIDOW AAAA LOOK AT HER I LOVE HER
“Shit he’s back”
When you booped the second Cotton mouth the face that he gave you was PRICELESS 😂😂😂😂😂
This man is the definition of “do as I say, not as I do” with all the warnings lmao
I love how the cottonmouth turned around like, “Hey!”
I love how everything he picks up is almost instantly passified
"A very druely Everglades kitty cat" lmao
bro IS the florida man
I check in on this channel every so often to make sure this guy's still alive lmao
*Gets bitten by a swamp puppy* "oh look he gave me a kiss how nice"
🐊: are you having a barbecue?💀
probably has a world record for the most amount of snake bites
Cotton mouth: i bet you wont yoink me
Yoink man: i wont, this time
Cotton mouth: tHiS tImE!?!?!
Bro’s walking barefoot into the most dangerous part of the jungle like it’s nothing. That’s serious dedication to being a Florida man
Not the “ Everglades kitty cat “ LMAO
Cottonmouth: I’ve heard a lot about you.. DONT YOU BOOP ME!
Love your vids man really represents the “Florida man” well keep up the good work
Every time I see a wild critter, I think YOINK.😊
Bro casually picked up the most venomous spider in the world
Black widows aren’t even close to being the most venomous
“Coorn snake” had me dead.
Everglades kitty cat: 👁️👄👁️
"Did you just try to kiss me!?"
Sounded very personal lol
Cotton Mouth "Boop" Hey LIL FELLA 💀🙏
"Oh, here's a Komodo dragon. Yoink!"
That cottonmouth turned around like “AYO WTF?”