Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-16-23 | Bill Burr
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- Опубликовано: 28 июн 2024
- Bill rambles about egg cremes, Monaco, and getting deep.
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00:00 Thursday Afternoon Podcast
34:14 Thursday Throwback: 11-16-23: Bill rambles about MSG show, Thanksgiving Douche, and Ronda Rousey fight.
01:31:46 Anything Better Week 11 NFL Preview & Picks with Bill Burr & Paul Virzi
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This is the only podcast where I enjoy the ads 🤣. Also makes me think about the old radio days of the 1920s and 1930s. Just without the cussin’
I couldn't agree more🤣🤣
Bill sounds scared when she entered
Every time Nia wants to put her 2 cents in, I'm reminded of Bill's old routine about First Ladies always runnin' their yap or "leaning into the frame"...
These are two totally different situations , bill is a comedian, not a plumber or a president. His wife is well within her right to express herself. If she flipped offended bidden, would anyone be crying about it, probably not. So all this backlash is pretty much, just because she doesn't Ike trump. Very sad !
@@reactions_with_will armchair psychology is the front line of a weak and shallow mind.
@@monkeygraborange who am i attempting to diagnose ?
@reactions_with_will if she did the same to Biden many would be crying and cancelling the cnut
@@kevinkilbane2007 naa, i don't think so. Do you realize how many times snl roasted bidden? There's a sketch called murder durder, please go watch it. Also like watch the debate parodies with bidden, and it's mostly Democrats that watch That right. We are not the sensitive ones.
I remember the old episode like it was yesterday. Bills advice tattoos itself on my brain
How was the UFC haha? Oooohh Jeeeeeeeezzz
Using Nia as a cancellation shield was a brilliant move. Incredible foresight.
I spent the first 30 years of my 63 (and COUNTIN’) in SoCal where there was both Taco Bell AND Del Taco. Now, up here 150 miles north of San Francisco, 900 miles removed from the gods-awful rat-race to Oblivion that is my hometown of San Bernardino, here where its all redwoods and squirrels and clean air and Bambi, here where it snows a little (not too much!), heats up some (but not too hot!), i do occasionally find myself longing for days and nights gone by. Days and nights where i could get in my car and drive straight to any one of half a dozen Del Tacos, knowing that it wouldn’t SUCK, and that life was great. I’m glad i moved up here, truly. But sometimes i jones for my green burrito with extra cheese, and my crinkle-cut fries. Boo-fuckity-hoo, y’all!💋😎
I used to see Nia as someone that adds something to the podcast but now I see her as Michelle Obama. Not as black people's view but Bill's view.
Ole Billy Renee Hill
Ol Teflon Billy just living his best life.
“Billy old face” 🤣
My man always brightens my day when I see upload I’m trying to catch you live but I live in AZ stop by again 🎉🎉🎉
Fire Bill Burr
It's great it never gets released on the day. Guinness
Perfect timing! Listening while dealing with this LA traffic.
Bill ! What happened man ? From the best comedian in the world, to being the Will smith of Boston
cope. what are you gonna do in a years time when bil is still doing well? toaster in the bath? 🤣🤣🤣
@@thyowenHonestly, the trolls were so pathetic. Bill and Nia remain unbothered and in love.
"Helix...hellix?" 😂 nia with the throwback
I hope he never addresses it 😂
Some things are better dealt with "in house." He also probably knows that no matter what he says or does, it won't do any good. Don't take the bait and they'll just forget about it because the next thing is already happening. People talk about how Disney is all about "consume next product," but that's social media in a nutshell. It's all about consumption, baiting and fake outrage.
He already did on the Rich Eisen show
Beat me to it!
@@STINKY-74-FRESHi Was about to say that
Been reading “He the white will smith” comments and tbh it is fookin funny, but Billy’s not the type to address such things.. I thought the Allen Palin case was way worse, and he best dealt with it by not addressing it..
Yes, MotoGP in Vegas night lights would be a treat! Shout from South Africa
Bill, you should follow Greg Doucette to fix your fitness prpblem
I lost 100lb and kept it off 3 yrs now
Bill: “Is it tinnitus or tetanus?”
Nia: “What?”
😂
You'll never see a motorbike race on a street circuit lol
Friday evening podcast ol billy butt stuff
Aye Billy Beer Nuts !
Love your opening greating.
👋😊
Watched Old Dads this weekend. It was pretty good. As a listener of the podcast for awhile, the film was basically a Bill Burr autobiography.
You had to create these god dam vampires with four legs...lmfao..😅
Doesn't know what a black light is, but describes the lights from a night club that light up your lint on your clothes. 🤣
Thursday afternoon Monday morning Friday night podcast
I almost drive to Vegas by myself to see you Bill. Husbands can go ick themselves!!! Wouldn’t allow me..
Good shit
Juuussst checkin in on ya.😉⭐🇺🇸🇨🇦
Just let him work through it 😂😂❤
Austin Carr autographed my Donovan Mitchell Jersey tonight in Cleveland, Was possibly the Greatest moment of my life, 31 yr old male, Love ya Bill
Cried in front of him with my buddy
Unbelievable Night
Take Care, Longtime Listener
Went out and saw your show in Cincinnati last year Oct 1,
You are the Goat, Bill
Then there's Gaffigan, Scovel, L Black, Cook, Chappelle, CK, .. No part. Order
Yay Bill!!!! ❤❤❤❤
Yaaaay Angela !!! Ooooh Wheeee !!! I feel like reaching for a cig and drag the white curling smoke thru the fresh squeaky filter as I melt into bed. Yaaay !.
I watched your new movie old dads yesterday. Great movie!
Ayeee its Ole" Billy Balderdash
So cute how bro asks the question he wishes he was asked 😂 even tho he gave no time to ask the question.
i wonder if i ever get to see Bill watch an actual game. enjoy the game together ya know.
Rock On 🙏
Listening to Billy Redtop talk to Cleo was hilarious!
"Can you lay down? Ill play with you in a min.......Ay, getcha nose outta there!" 🤣🤣🤣
@1:02:25
❤ Lovely Nia over deeeeeeer ❤
Del Taco burgers is one if the best fast food burgers out there. Also there chicken soft taco great for fast food
Del beef burrito gets an honorable mention as well 🤙
Their tacos are WAY better than ol Taco Bells.
Love to your Love 😘. Yeah the traffic and shit from LA was also a factor… soo bummed.
I don’t drink either but I will be waiting once again for my husband to get home from the bar!🤬
Why does it sound like somebody's on a ventilator in the background? 😂
Hello bill
20:10 I've been munching on cashews as well for a while, honestly mostly because i've been feeding them to the birds after i found out that the local crows, magpies and jackdaws prefer them over any of the other nuts.
And eventually i had some left over and i was feeling peckish, and although i knew what they tasted like and i knew that i liked them, but i've gone all in on them now, i don't eat the unroasted ones, but i always get unsalted, as i am never a fan of salty stuff anyway, but i don't like to give the birds the salted ones either.
Ol’ Billy Baggage Claims
Congratulations on Madison Square Garden. Sounds like you had a real awesome time. I love what you do man.
"splitting Oreos at the table" - thought for sure he was talking about Teddy KGB
Life is the lions
First and for most I love you Billy Boy
An Austin Martin?! Pretty sure it’s it’s pronounced Ashton Kutcher…
Ol' Billy landline
I just got onto it with my dad who love you Villy
Anything “special “ happen Bill?
Real classy broad flipping off a president.
The Thursday evening way after Monday morning podcast...
Not a fucking chance. That vegas field is doomed to fail
I meant to say we both love you friiiiiiyyyyyyday
Nia didn't leave! TELL HER WE NEED HER lol
It makes me chuckle to see Al Pachino & Scorceses films suggested when I listen to the Podcast. Is that how Google feels about ya Bill?
I get a laugh from you a lot more than an extortion vibe.😅
They have you up there with the greats. Wrong genre though.
Anyone know if Bill has talked about the hockey player that died in England? Not sure if I missed it in other episodes.
I'll bet ya anything....when dude was flying off the cliff in Monaco....he still pressed his brake pedal.....bah ha ha
MSG was the first time I saw Bill. Sat in like the 8th row when front row seats didn't cost an arm and a leg (and these days probably a kidney too). Great show that went even better than Bill hypes it up. He really did keep going to make it last as long as possible. He finally closed by saying something like "Alright at this point I'm just telling you about how my week went" lol.
Me and Bill have an issue with snacks.
Yup knowssds gotta drops the lovvvvvvvvvbvvv
JIM IRSAY
Holy FUCK that VEGAS GP THO, what a nightmare we knew it'd be
Love Bill's impression of F1 cars racing by yacht seating. 😂 23:42
25:50 - 26:00 --- Anyone else hear that weird hissing?
Yup... started earlier too
I love when Nia is on! Love her laugh and reactions to Bill.
She's usually my cue to turn it off
Bill your wife owes you and you have to live with that.
Del taco is like going to a loan shark over a bank. It's NEVER a good idea. Taco bell is able to be open 24/7 for a reason.
Taco Bell is doesn’t hit the same as it used to to but I’d still take it over del taco
Congrats to Bill on correctly picking the Monday night special with Denver. Props to you. I really enjoyed seeing a clip of you and the lovely Nia at UFC 75.
Always get joy when the Lovely Nia joins the pod!
He ain’t gonna address it
He addressed it on the Rich Eisen Podcast. He basically doubled down and insulted anyone who dared to criticize his wife’s childish behavior. Check it out. The comments are hilarious!
@@yousureaboutthat-gc4zz I’m a White Advocate, and like him or not, Trump is an avatar of the White man. He’s the Antithesis of the Corpse in Chief we have now, who celebrates White Erasure. No White Guilt Forever! 🤍
@@elainesabatino7467good for him
As someone who has eaten like shit their entire life. I genuinely envy you getting off, just as much as I feel bad for what you're missing out on 😂 I just ate a whole outback bloomin' onion and their wings. Shit was smacking. But man. Does it feel like shit😂
OMG, Rest in pieces 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Harvard University is not governed by "The Commonwealth" (Massachusetts).
BILLY B. Saw Your Flick >>> Laughed My ass off. Thank All You Guys and Gals !!!
“Helix? Hellix?”
Lmao I love Nia
How’s Nia Bill ?
"Is it tinnitus or tetanus?" 😂😂😂 Oh Billy, you bumpkin you.
Nia does a good impression of Billy red nuts! Eh
Lol.thats my favorite billy nickname, I’ve heard.i die every time..billy red sack,or nuts,whatever you prefer 😂😂
Alain Poissard
Southie
Yaaaaeeah bill I think you secretly want to be a BIG fatty with Big breastses couple chins
Some stretch marks and
Stretchy pants 😂 seriously your one of my favorite comedians a real comic genius bro thanks for all the laughs keep up the great work and drink barely tea and or green tea eat dragon fruit, black berries, blue berries, astragalus,cat's claw ac-11, ashwaganda ksm-66 , alfalfa sprouts, Jerusalem artichokes and also drink a mix of coconut water lemon slices cucumber slices ginger slices and fresh mint and drink some in the morning before you eat your breakfast just trying to help bro God's blessings to you and yours 🙏✌️🤙🖖
Yelp I kan't drunk types
Ooooh. Vegas showed off the gams but them gams was all wrapped up in sweat socks! Amazing how much you CAN'T see beyond catch fencing, rigged lighting and fuckin ADS on bridges every quarter mile, huh? You could see more of actual Vegas in '81 and '82 in Caesers PAH kin lot, ther. And no car destroyin man holes.
I love the back n forth u n ur wife has its incredible.. if we could all be so lucky to be in such a solid relationship
Bahahahha
@@petergianakopoulos4926 sorry your wife hates you brother hahahahaha
@@thyowen just a few girlfriends
You don’t know what a black light is? We are exactly 1 month apart. You had black light posters for sure.
I remember last week when I would have liked this video.
But, you and your wife obviously hate me and probably call anyone like me racist.
If she does that in front of you, she clearly thought you'd be okay with it.
Cry harder about it. God, Trumplicans are so fragile.
Oh boo hoo 😂 gonna cry about it
I think he was thinking of the word typhus with tinnitus and tetanus
Some say “Ta-nit-us” others say “Ta-Night-us”
@@GatsbyMyself others say yea ain't us
Watched “Old Dads” yesterday. Thought it was a good, fun movie. Don’t think I went longer than 2 minutes without laughing. Love the social commentary & jokes towards “progressive” people. The same people Jack hated/made fun of in the movie were the same type of people that were offended by the movie & wrote bad reviews.
Also I felt like Jack’s response to most things in the movie were very reasonable & the people around him were gaslighting him
Really? I'm a fan and I didn't laugh twice halfway and saw it was going woke and quit watching.
Lots of people flip off Trump. Who cares.
🫡❤️🤘
31 minutes ago
Something is wrong with your audio on the Thursday podcast, the sound is completely to the left side. It's unlistenable with headphone. 😢