The Weirdest Walmart In The World. Chris Franjola - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 12 май 2022
  • The weirdest Walmart in the world, according to Chris Franjola, isn't where you would expect it to be. In this full Dry Bar Comedy special form Chris Franjola, Chris talks about one of his weirdest experiences at Walmart, airport security and a myriad of other hilarious stories. Whether you're someone who frequents Walmarts, or you're someone who enjoys a good laugh, this full comedy special from Chris Franjola is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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  • @Angel-yl1ck
    @Angel-yl1ck 2 года назад +366

    Comedians like Chris are why I like Dry Bar. I hadn't heard of him, but now I want to see more. He is funny. I really enjoyed this.

    • @Walter_Nicolas
      @Walter_Nicolas 2 года назад +7

      Hello Angel how're you doing today and your family hope they're all doing wonderful

    • @hansamstel
      @hansamstel 2 года назад +5

      Agree wholeheartedly

    • @piratejoan
      @piratejoan 2 года назад +4

      Agreed 🤣

    • @kathleencottrill9741
      @kathleencottrill9741 2 года назад +11

      He has a podcast that is really funny. It’s called Cover to cover.

    • @piratejoan
      @piratejoan 2 года назад

      @@kathleencottrill9741 bitchin, thanks

  • @twosongs7396
    @twosongs7396 Год назад +32

    Very good set, Sir. Don’t sell yourself short. It takes actual Talent and Creativity to create CLEAN Comedy and you pulled THAT off with flying colours.
    Anyone can swear and be filthy!

  • @bigpun4780
    @bigpun4780 Год назад +117

    Simultaneously being clean and funny is a true talent. Well done!

    • @science4ever025
      @science4ever025 10 месяцев назад +2

      He said he kept it clean for this performance. I’m pretty sure that he’s as funny using any language he chooses.

  • @rosesummers5075
    @rosesummers5075 2 года назад +77

    Laughter The Best Medicine for anybody.
    Thank you Chris and Dry Bar Comedy.
    This one was hilarious.

  • @angiehansen2233
    @angiehansen2233 2 года назад +74

    I love Dry Bar Comedy! It's so nice to watch a comedian who isn't throwing F-bombs all over the place. Chris you were great! You know you are going places when you move up from performing in Vernal to Provo! I love Provo!

  • @yesiownfrodo
    @yesiownfrodo Год назад +36

    I could have watched him all night. The time just flew. Great.

  • @shellswetrick3395
    @shellswetrick3395 11 месяцев назад +29

    Chris is right! Seen it first hand, people sleeping on the floor of the terminal in pjs with their HOME PILLOW.😂😂😂

  • @amremnant
    @amremnant 6 месяцев назад +12

    Please bring him back!!! This was perfection.

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 2 года назад +161

    Chris’ intonation and snarky delivery are reminiscent of Sebastian Maniscalco. Both of their social commentary styles are hilarious

  • @thepauldineen
    @thepauldineen 2 года назад +20

    Sad news: I checked on Google maps, the Vernal, Utah Walmart is now only open from 6am to 11pm. Say it ain't so, Vernal!

  • @lorisullivan327
    @lorisullivan327 2 года назад +126

    He successfully turned Walmart into an adjective… hahahaha “Walmarty” hahaha - levels of snarkiness previously unseen.. ✅ well done sir!

    • @donnajohnson3334
      @donnajohnson3334 2 года назад +3

      Those giant boxes of crayons are obviously Walmarty. Lol

  • @julschewo7494
    @julschewo7494 Год назад +9

    He was great! He reminds me a little of Bill Burr - just from his facial expressions, you start laughing before he's even said anything! LOVE his material and delivery!

  • @geoben9801
    @geoben9801 5 месяцев назад +3

    You're on your way now! Vernal UT and now Provo!
    Loved it! And please give my heartfelt regards to 'ol New York when you're back there! I miss it sometimes, all these years later. (Born and raised in Queens!)
    Smart, witty, snarky. Social commentary humour makes for a great comedy routine!
    Bravo! 👍✨✌️🙂

  • @H.P.Blavatsky
    @H.P.Blavatsky 2 года назад +49

    Dry Bar is the last place on earth that isn’t woke, edgy or preachy. Bless you guys 🥲

    • @user-oe1mb9hu9i
      @user-oe1mb9hu9i 9 месяцев назад

      Try the rest of the world ...
      That guy slapping his thigh out of "pure laughter" is why you're culture is woke.
      Politically overcorrected.
      Amazing how easy it is to make a buck in the US. Just say a guy had no front tooth !
      Or tell a lady that she's got Coronavirus.
      Hilarious....... NOT.

  • @natet5959
    @natet5959 2 года назад +85

    Excellent set, great material! The best comics are the ones who don't use foul language as a crutch. Some comics can't get through a sentence without throwing an F bomb. It makes them sound angry and inarticulate. Dry Bar comics are the best!

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog 2 года назад +3

      And that's your opinion.

    • @natet5959
      @natet5959 2 года назад +4

      @@lizardog okay??????

    • @wearenottogetheranymore2658
      @wearenottogetheranymore2658 2 года назад +3

      That is not tru lol

    • @whitsend11
      @whitsend11 2 года назад +7

      @@lizardog If you don't like what Dry Bar offers, why are you here? There are plenty of other options that offer a different style.

    • @catherinesteigerwald1659
      @catherinesteigerwald1659 2 года назад +3

      Karen...

  • @InvertedEarth
    @InvertedEarth 2 года назад +70

    Hilarious! You passed my “laugh till I can’t stop” test lol. Brilliant comic!

  • @JessicaZane4realz
    @JessicaZane4realz 2 года назад +147

    The best Walmart joke of all time was when Paris Hilton thought that Walmart was a place that sells walls.

    • @audraarndt1824
      @audraarndt1824 2 года назад +1

      Shut up! She did not. Omg i never heard that.

    • @JessicaZane4realz
      @JessicaZane4realz 2 года назад +13

      @@audraarndt1824 “What is Walmart? … They sell wall stuff?” - Paris Hilton
      You're right, it was actually "wall stuff."

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 2 года назад +1

      Yeah that's pretty good I guess

    • @constanceskalecki4928
      @constanceskalecki4928 2 года назад +16

      She purposely acted like a dingbat because it got her ratings. She knew what WalMart is. Don’t believe everything you see or hear.

    • @MG-iy1oh
      @MG-iy1oh 2 года назад +2

      Seriously?

  • @PrettyGoodLookin
    @PrettyGoodLookin Год назад +13

    Love clean comedy. It suits you Chris F. Hope you do more clean sets !

  • @onlyonehope7204
    @onlyonehope7204 2 года назад +13

    That was so simplistic and THAT'S what made it good lol

  • @freedomspromise8519
    @freedomspromise8519 Год назад +4

    I take my home pillow while traveling.
    I left it in a Motel 6.
    Had to turn around, go back and get it.

  • @philsnydernet
    @philsnydernet 2 года назад +9

    This guy is a superstar.

  • @heidioppermann505
    @heidioppermann505 3 месяца назад +3

    Funny guy! Loved the part about the crayons - my brothers & I remember each getting one of those tiered crayon boxes for Christmas! They made us feel rich all year! Then they came out with that long flat box of crayons - don't recall the number - getting one of your very own was the epitome of greatness!

    • @ItsMefromSnuffys
      @ItsMefromSnuffys 26 дней назад

      I don’t remember the long flat boxes but loved the tested 64

  • @Liz-in8lu
    @Liz-in8lu Год назад +7

    Yes! He is smooth, funny and so enjoyable. 🙏 😅

  • @jokendrick2124
    @jokendrick2124 2 года назад +14

    This man is comedy gold. Funny funny funny. Lol funny.

  • @kaytdehoyos3904
    @kaytdehoyos3904 2 года назад +23

    I loved him on Chelsea Lately. I’m so glad I got to see this one live. So so fun

    • @wendyeskelin8765
      @wendyeskelin8765 9 месяцев назад +1

      He's on Juicy Scoop sometimes too. He's always great

  • @lilyyost4991
    @lilyyost4991 2 года назад +50

    The missing tooth bit was so true. That's all you see, can't focus on anything else! Love his comedy!

    • @striderm8389
      @striderm8389 Год назад

      SAME! Truly one of the best sets I’ve heard lately… the tooth- so well played

    • @mikebolton3816
      @mikebolton3816 Год назад

      You cant unsee Tom Cruises front teeth.

  • @rebeccazainea4645
    @rebeccazainea4645 2 года назад +10

    Our rich kid had a lunchbox with a radio on it in kindergarten. Nothing said rich in 1988 like a radio lunchbox.

  • @charleskadletc2431
    @charleskadletc2431 4 месяца назад +3

    Love all Dry Bar comics😊

  • @cherylclark915
    @cherylclark915 2 года назад +43

    Awesome Chris, good, clean, funny stuff!! TY for your comedy talent, great job!!

  • @meganluck4352
    @meganluck4352 2 года назад +9

    Hilarious! I am glad that I am not the only one shocked by what people are willing to wear outside their homes!

  • @nancyscott5340
    @nancyscott5340 Год назад +10

    Hilarious!! Never heard of him before! One of the best I have seen on dry bar! 😂

  • @meleqisrael4742
    @meleqisrael4742 Год назад +4

    Thanks!..The tooth 🦷 joke had me 😭.lol

  • @robertekis2450
    @robertekis2450 9 месяцев назад +5

    Great show Chris. Even the modification from the s-word to pooh-pooh was funny. Actually it was funnier than normal because it was unexpected (okay, at Dry Bar, it's expected, but I can imagine you at a different venue using the other word). Really enjoyed your stories.

  • @rjpaulsen1
    @rjpaulsen1 2 года назад +5

    Thanks!

  • @sharencornils8091
    @sharencornils8091 2 года назад +6

    Laughed my butt off. Still laughing!!!!

  • @nursefan64
    @nursefan64 2 года назад +90

    Really didn't laugh much at all... until he said when Tim McGraw takes off his cowboy hat he looks like a Radio Shack manager. Then the soda flew out my nose. I'm still laughing 3 minutes later. 🤣

  • @jjjmac2003
    @jjjmac2003 2 года назад +11

    Very funny and many subjects being so true. Thanks for the good laughs 😃

  • @theoneandonlypinkypinky8245
    @theoneandonlypinkypinky8245 2 года назад +5

    I baby sat from Tim Mc Graw at a hotel. Didn't know who he was because I am not into country music. Faith Hill was really upset that I didnt know who they were.

  • @tesscot
    @tesscot 9 месяцев назад +1

    I seriously actually use a piece of rope! I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.

  • @rjvalle8094
    @rjvalle8094 2 года назад +16

    Sounds like you have amazing parents!

  • @simmiedavissimmiesings8185
    @simmiedavissimmiesings8185 2 года назад +39

    I have a gap in my front teeth. My sister has clowned me all my life when we ate corn on the cob. That single row has haunted me for 50 years. So I watch comedy to soothe my pain. Now this..

    • @laurakibben4147
      @laurakibben4147 2 года назад +1

      A dentist removed that piece of skin between my brothers front teeth, no more gap....way back in the 70's

    • @estherolawuyi4204
      @estherolawuyi4204 2 года назад +7

      oh honey! That gap is a beauty mark. I bet you're lovely

    • @lutravelstheworld
      @lutravelstheworld 2 года назад +3

      Braces? It can be expensive but it is a life changing experience.

    • @alyshal417
      @alyshal417 Год назад +2

      Sorry about your pain. You are wonderful just the way you are ❤️💜

    • @-existing
      @-existing Год назад +1

      When I was a kid, I had four teeth pulled out, people at school called me "toothless" for some reason lol

  • @BlueEffigy
    @BlueEffigy 2 года назад +13

    If you want a walmart experience like no other, visit a walmart in florida any walmart in florida will do but the ones in the daytona area are spicy.

  • @mikeyh0
    @mikeyh0 2 года назад +6

    Funny. The peanut butter sandwich on the face. That killed me.

  • @yccooksbakes9776
    @yccooksbakes9776 Год назад +4

    Great job! I am poor, but I have a box of 64 crayons. I show off the sharpener in the back all the time, but nobody seems to care! 😆 🤣

    • @sookie4195
      @sookie4195 6 месяцев назад

      How well , I remember you could tell a rich kid by how many crayons they had. I think I had four.

  • @elvia3068
    @elvia3068 2 года назад +5

    Thankyou Drybar Comedy i learned a new word conducive 😉.

  • @dennisharvey7899
    @dennisharvey7899 2 года назад +15

    Horrible to live in a state where comedians keep it clean out of pure respect. If I could I would leave Chicago and move to Utah in a heartbeat! Would love to sit down and talk with him for a while! Super funny guy.

    • @serenakoleno9338
      @serenakoleno9338 2 года назад +2

      It is not respect, he has to pay for them to edit any dirty bits out. Financially motivated to keep it clean.

  • @Vernoflyer
    @Vernoflyer 11 месяцев назад +2

    This is hilarious. Even more hilarious was the Walmart ad that popped up in the middle of the video.

  • @homethatilove4595
    @homethatilove4595 2 года назад +5

    💗Scrapbooking ✂️ 👍🏻
    I do it alone, never with my son 🤣.
    Dude, I know that kid was rich= he had the huge Crayola 64 colors box !😲!

  • @chanaplotke6218
    @chanaplotke6218 Год назад +3

    I think I'm going to make a scrapbook page for you, skinny jeans and big smile, winking, mom in the background at the kitchen table filled with scrapbooking supplies. A Michael's sign above and Dry Bar Comedy sign. You are very funny.

  • @raysmusic49
    @raysmusic49 2 года назад +6

    He’s hilarious! Love it!

  • @kerinohwithatwist
    @kerinohwithatwist 2 года назад +12

    So I should leave my pillow at home 😂😂😂 phew, almost became the butt of the joke

  • @stillhere1425
    @stillhere1425 2 года назад +4

    I do wish this program was current because this is EXACTLY HOW I FEEL! Middle-class Americans canNOT have missing front teeth. If teeth are missing, you go to friends and family and FUND THOSE TEETH!

  • @kirkwood512
    @kirkwood512 11 месяцев назад +5

    Very funny guy! Timing is perfect! Great set!

  • @lilianabartosi7356
    @lilianabartosi7356 2 года назад +7

    Great sense of humour! 😀😀😀😀😀I enjoy it! Thank you for that!

  • @jennavillapudua3513
    @jennavillapudua3513 Год назад +2

    I wish I could tell his mom that she could ship the pants directly to los angeles when she orders them from kohls.

  • @Rabdom50
    @Rabdom50 2 года назад +4

    I'm baked af and before he said, "She goes to Khol's every day!" I legitimately thought he was saying COALS and was so concerned for his mother.

  • @delsajoseph
    @delsajoseph Год назад +6

    Had to pull my whole car over. I laughed too hard.

  • @Liz-in8lu
    @Liz-in8lu Год назад +2

    Love love that beginning with the cough, lol!!

  • @robertschwartz4810
    @robertschwartz4810 2 года назад +12

    What a great audience!

  • @abeach5420
    @abeach5420 2 года назад +14

    DEF. more Chris Franjola . . . an hour too short of a set!!

  • @delfin7461
    @delfin7461 Год назад +2

    I think everyone I've seen on Dry Bar has been great. Love this channel

  • @hudsonsteele8532
    @hudsonsteele8532 2 года назад +75

    I coughed in Walmart the other day and a man looked back at me like I had slapped his Grandma!

    • @IntrepidFraidyCat
      @IntrepidFraidyCat 2 года назад +18

      LOL! Ikr? I start feeling anxious when I need to cough or clear my throat these days. 😆 Spring allergies people!

    • @hudsonsteele8532
      @hudsonsteele8532 2 года назад +5

      @@IntrepidFraidyCat I'm eat up with allergies, too.

    • @mikeyh0
      @mikeyh0 2 года назад +16

      When people sneeze, you don't hear "Bless you" any more. You hear: "Get away from me!"

    • @IntrepidFraidyCat
      @IntrepidFraidyCat 2 года назад +6

      @@mikeyh0 😆 True!

    • @hudsonsteele8532
      @hudsonsteele8532 2 года назад +2

      @@mikeyh0 People are a lot nicer in a lot of ways, but I got in fuss with the lady checking me out at the doctor's office today. I was leaning on the counter, and we were talking, no big deal, till she said something about masks (I had one on) and i said I was pretty non-compliant, and she snapped, "You need to stand behind that sign then!"
      I started grumping about being sick of this covid stuff and she started fussing at me and I told her I had personal Demand Avoidance then she really started fussing.
      I said, "Ma'am, I'm not trying to fuss with you but..." and she kept talking... then I told her, "Well OK, I understand, please finish checking me out!"

  • @longislandny696
    @longislandny696 2 года назад +27

    This was Hilarious 🤣! That tooth joke had me on the floor 😭

    • @hudsonsteele8532
      @hudsonsteele8532 2 года назад +3

      He had me cackling a bunch of places!

    • @katiedrew4708
      @katiedrew4708 2 года назад +2

      Long Island NY I used to know a guy missing that very tooth. Good looking but......

    • @flowzerr4550
      @flowzerr4550 2 года назад +2

      ​@@katiedrew4708 I knew that guy too! Darn good lookin' & nice fella too. Just didn't seem to be important to him.

    • @katiedrew4708
      @katiedrew4708 2 года назад +1

      @@flowzerr4550 The only thing important to this guy was beer, I heard it killed him, passed out and died. What a waste. I haven't drank for 25 ,or so, years.

    • @ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST
      @ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST Год назад +1

      @@hudsonsteele8532 😄

  • @shiftessfaustus7782
    @shiftessfaustus7782 2 года назад +7

    I laughed so hard! He's great!

  • @ThatReplyGuy
    @ThatReplyGuy Год назад +60

    Dry bar is proof that you don't need swear words and dirty jokes to be funny.

    • @amremnant
      @amremnant 6 месяцев назад

      Imo swear words and dirty jokes are not the least bit funny.

    • @totallyfrozen
      @totallyfrozen 5 месяцев назад

      You get it, and I get it, but you’ll never see Chris Rock or Andrew “Dice” Clay on Dry Bar because some people don’t get it.

  • @dianap6472
    @dianap6472 9 месяцев назад +1

    Lol, the 64 crayon box, arranged in tiers like a “crayon coliseum”

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 2 года назад +19

    This guy is pure comedy. His delivery is perfect.
    Also, at the end it says "Support Chris Franjola's Comey." 😂

  • @Heavenzvoice
    @Heavenzvoice 2 года назад +24

    That delicious smile of his….
    “I’m not a scarecrow, I don’t use a piece of rope to hold up my pants!” Lol
    That is the funniest thing ever.

  • @nancyann1014
    @nancyann1014 3 месяца назад

    He is fantastic! And real easy on the eyes...❤❤❤

  • @loriebrewer496
    @loriebrewer496 2 года назад +2

    HAHA. YOU ASKED," what am i going to do with a white crayon, maybe send it to your friend for a front
    Tooth. Thanks for making me laugh.

  • @CatswithGuns1
    @CatswithGuns1 2 года назад +1

    Lol The 11 AM glitter Rush at Michaels

  • @tradmanmike3360
    @tradmanmike3360 2 года назад +2

    GREAT COMEDIAN!!!!

  • @audreyh777
    @audreyh777 7 месяцев назад +2

    Good stuff.

  • @whiskeytangofoxtrot4523
    @whiskeytangofoxtrot4523 2 года назад +2

    His delivery, the whispery-question type of speaking reminds me of Manscalco. Pretty funny!

  • @numberlover8181
    @numberlover8181 2 года назад +6

    Sounds like Noah's mom should have been driving him the whole time. She has to drive him now anyway.

  • @belindaspechtenhauser6621
    @belindaspechtenhauser6621 2 года назад +3

    OUTSTANDING!!! 🤣👋👋👋

  • @leahb1233
    @leahb1233 8 месяцев назад +2

    Chris is hilarious and an underrated comedian.

  • @danielowen1201
    @danielowen1201 8 месяцев назад +4

    I know this is late, but as an optometrist myself…the reason she asked about feces is most likely because you had scarring in your retina from histoplasmosis. This is a fairly common condition in people who grew up around birds. In my part of the country, chickens in particular. You really can’t mistake it for anything else! Great comedy!

    • @sookie4195
      @sookie4195 6 месяцев назад +1

      This was the one joke that cracked me up! Thank you for explaining

  • @silvermystic2001
    @silvermystic2001 2 года назад +2

    that's great. Not even a minute in and I'm laughing. I love Dry Bar! Better than a wet bar

  • @549BR
    @549BR 11 месяцев назад +6

    I remember Chris from his many appearances on the Chelsea Lately Show, where Chelsea habitually poked fun at him, especially his overbite. Chris always had a come back for Chelsea, and it was fun to observe the sexual tension between them. Glad to see Chris is still doing the comedian thing, and doing it quite well. Good luck to him; he's still looking good..

  • @juliewatson1925
    @juliewatson1925 2 года назад +4

    Nailed this. Thank you I🤣😂🤣

  • @rt66logistics7
    @rt66logistics7 11 месяцев назад +2

    This guy is great. Sounds like Seinfeld. Speaks like a true New Yorker. 😂

  • @truth-rewound9317
    @truth-rewound9317 2 года назад +7

    This dude is just plain funny all the way around! Good delivery good smile, did I say good smile? He has wonderful teeth LOL

  • @rashaanfuller-wright6189
    @rashaanfuller-wright6189 2 года назад +5

    He reminds me of a calm Brian Regan. Very funny!

  • @allthingsnu4673
    @allthingsnu4673 Год назад +2

    Very funny! Thank you Chris!

  • @jgodwin717
    @jgodwin717 2 года назад +2

    He was amazing!!!

  • @eastsideterri22
    @eastsideterri22 2 года назад +8

    I'm 63 and yes yes yes WE TAKE OUR OWN PILLOWS EVEN CAMPING HAHAHA
    Some of us can't afford getting tooth fixed. And if Medicaid then THEY won't fix just pull

  • @rockforester7908
    @rockforester7908 Год назад +2

    Thank you so much. Awesome hella hilarious! ♥️🙋‍♀️

  • @robertmilstein2262
    @robertmilstein2262 4 месяца назад

    Love this. Delivery is a conversational tone! He’s talking to me! Bring him back!!! Missing tooth…scrapbooking…seen it…been there…maybe we have the same Mom. 😂

  • @carlaaustin6054
    @carlaaustin6054 Месяц назад

    He was really focused on the man with a missing tooth. Hilarious!

  • @cameo173
    @cameo173 Год назад +4

    If you enjoyed this performance you can check him out on his Cover to Cover podcast. He always delivers!

  • @distantkc
    @distantkc Год назад +7

    What a great comic. Chris is underrated and always gives a great performance.

  • @tashnahtv6098
    @tashnahtv6098 2 года назад +6

    Effortless. Splendid! ...and thank you Dry Bar, for clean comedy.

  • @emiliadavis8247
    @emiliadavis8247 2 года назад +3

    I can't stop laughing about the guy missing the tooth!! 😄😆😂

  • @joe-skeen
    @joe-skeen Год назад +1

    Howdy from Vernal, UT! LOL

  • @jamesc9327
    @jamesc9327 Год назад +2

    Chris you are hilarious, keep that comedy going. ☆☆☆☆☆

  • @illumn8me
    @illumn8me 2 года назад +2

    I almost peed my pants laughing!! Loved it!!

  • @marlenesouliere6971
    @marlenesouliere6971 Год назад

    Absolutely priceless. Thank you for the laughs, I needed that.

  • @sueblankenship9441
    @sueblankenship9441 2 года назад +4

    I never had 64 crayons either. The most I ever had was 24.

  • @mariaweston5477
    @mariaweston5477 2 года назад +8

    The fourth class mail story made me laugh.