Very good set, Sir. Don’t sell yourself short. It takes actual Talent and Creativity to create CLEAN Comedy and you pulled THAT off with flying colours. Anyone can swear and be filthy!
Funny guy! Loved the part about the crayons - my brothers & I remember each getting one of those tiered crayon boxes for Christmas! They made us feel rich all year! Then they came out with that long flat box of crayons - don't recall the number - getting one of your very own was the epitome of greatness!
I love Dry Bar Comedy! It's so nice to watch a comedian who isn't throwing F-bombs all over the place. Chris you were great! You know you are going places when you move up from performing in Vernal to Provo! I love Provo!
Excellent set, great material! The best comics are the ones who don't use foul language as a crutch. Some comics can't get through a sentence without throwing an F bomb. It makes them sound angry and inarticulate. Dry Bar comics are the best!
Really didn't laugh much at all... until he said when Tim McGraw takes off his cowboy hat he looks like a Radio Shack manager. Then the soda flew out my nose. I'm still laughing 3 minutes later. 🤣
He was great! He reminds me a little of Bill Burr - just from his facial expressions, you start laughing before he's even said anything! LOVE his material and delivery!
you made me laugh super hard especially when you got to the part about the missing front tooth....I am missing my front tooth 😂 I'm missing the same one you kept pointing at too. 😂😅
Just enjoyed watching Chris Franjola. Wanted to tip 2 cents (because I'm Jewish), but that choice wasn't available. So, in honor of inflation, here's 2 bucks. Thanks for showing a single gal good time, Chris!😉
Try the rest of the world ... That guy slapping his thigh out of "pure laughter" is why you're culture is woke. Politically overcorrected. Amazing how easy it is to make a buck in the US. Just say a guy had no front tooth ! Or tell a lady that she's got Coronavirus. Hilarious....... NOT.
@@mikeyh0 People are a lot nicer in a lot of ways, but I got in fuss with the lady checking me out at the doctor's office today. I was leaning on the counter, and we were talking, no big deal, till she said something about masks (I had one on) and i said I was pretty non-compliant, and she snapped, "You need to stand behind that sign then!" I started grumping about being sick of this covid stuff and she started fussing at me and I told her I had personal Demand Avoidance then she really started fussing. I said, "Ma'am, I'm not trying to fuss with you but..." and she kept talking... then I told her, "Well OK, I understand, please finish checking me out!"
You're on your way now! Vernal UT and now Provo! Loved it! And please give my heartfelt regards to 'ol New York when you're back there! I miss it sometimes, all these years later. (Born and raised in Queens!) Smart, witty, snarky. Social commentary humour makes for a great comedy routine! Bravo! 👍✨✌️🙂
Woodside, Jackson Heights and Flushing. That's where we lived, back in the 70s, before we bought a place in CT. I have many good memories of our life in Queens. 😊
Hey! How you doin' New Yawk! Yeah, I miss it sometimes. That "New York State of Mind" . I lived just about everywhere in Queens through the 60s and 70s and 80s. Been away over 30 years now. Yeah, New York , New York, a city so nice they hadda name it twice ! ❤ 🙂✌🏻🙃
I have a gap in my front teeth. My sister has clowned me all my life when we ate corn on the cob. That single row has haunted me for 50 years. So I watch comedy to soothe my pain. Now this..
I didn't find these jokes funny, because it's just not the style I like, BUT I still enjoyed it as a story! He was painting a great, atmosphere with his words, evoking those old times. I grew up and lived in Hungary for 33 years, since 1977 and I could totally recognize a lot of the sentiment.
OMG, I work in the public school system and I had a flip phone until I needed a work app and a phone that takes apps. Every single time I pulled that phone out to check the time, it was, "Ms. F's got a flip phone!" Does this guy know me. I feel like he is telling the story of my life.
Horrible to live in a state where comedians keep it clean out of pure respect. If I could I would leave Chicago and move to Utah in a heartbeat! Would love to sit down and talk with him for a while! Super funny guy.
Great show Chris. Even the modification from the s-word to pooh-pooh was funny. Actually it was funnier than normal because it was unexpected (okay, at Dry Bar, it's expected, but I can imagine you at a different venue using the other word). Really enjoyed your stories.
Anytime anyone uses the words "weirdest" and "Wal-Mart" in the same sentence, it's a guarantee that before they finish the sentence, it will already have been outdone.
I baby sat from Tim Mc Graw at a hotel. Didn't know who he was because I am not into country music. Faith Hill was really upset that I didnt know who they were.
@@flowzerr4550 The only thing important to this guy was beer, I heard it killed him, passed out and died. What a waste. I haven't drank for 25 ,or so, years.
Love this. Delivery is a conversational tone! He’s talking to me! Bring him back!!! Missing tooth…scrapbooking…seen it…been there…maybe we have the same Mom. 😂
Comedians like Chris are why I like Dry Bar. I hadn't heard of him, but now I want to see more. He is funny. I really enjoyed this.
Hello Angel how're you doing today and your family hope they're all doing wonderful
Agree wholeheartedly
Agreed 🤣
He has a podcast that is really funny. It’s called Cover to cover.
@@kathleencottrill9741 bitchin, thanks
Very good set, Sir. Don’t sell yourself short. It takes actual Talent and Creativity to create CLEAN Comedy and you pulled THAT off with flying colours.
Anyone can swear and be filthy!
Simultaneously being clean and funny is a true talent. Well done!
He said he kept it clean for this performance. I’m pretty sure that he’s as funny using any language he chooses.
Funny guy! Loved the part about the crayons - my brothers & I remember each getting one of those tiered crayon boxes for Christmas! They made us feel rich all year! Then they came out with that long flat box of crayons - don't recall the number - getting one of your very own was the epitome of greatness!
I don’t remember the long flat boxes but loved the tested 64
The best Walmart joke of all time was when Paris Hilton thought that Walmart was a place that sells walls.
Shut up! She did not. Omg i never heard that.
@@audraarndt1824 “What is Walmart? … They sell wall stuff?” - Paris Hilton
You're right, it was actually "wall stuff."
Yeah that's pretty good I guess
She purposely acted like a dingbat because it got her ratings. She knew what WalMart is. Don’t believe everything you see or hear.
Seriously?
I love Dry Bar Comedy! It's so nice to watch a comedian who isn't throwing F-bombs all over the place. Chris you were great! You know you are going places when you move up from performing in Vernal to Provo! I love Provo!
Thanks!..The tooth 🦷 joke had me 😭.lol
Thanks!
Laughter The Best Medicine for anybody.
Thank you Chris and Dry Bar Comedy.
This one was hilarious.
Something about that slow, deliberate delivery, then the flashy smile, then the direct eye contact...hilarious!
Please bring him back!!! This was perfection.
I could have watched him all night. The time just flew. Great.
Chris is right! Seen it first hand, people sleeping on the floor of the terminal in pjs with their HOME PILLOW.😂😂😂
Disgusting aren’t they???!! 🤢
Chris’ intonation and snarky delivery are reminiscent of Sebastian Maniscalco. Both of their social commentary styles are hilarious
Really w
Yes!!!! Thank you!
By the way, he also sounds a lot like Gary Gulman. Exactly the same kind of humour
He does have a similar delivery style
YESS YESSS WAS THINKING SAME!! 😂👏🏼👏🏼🤙🏼
💗Scrapbooking ✂️ 👍🏻
I do it alone, never with my son 🤣.
Dude, I know that kid was rich= he had the huge Crayola 64 colors box !😲!
Thanks
Excellent set, great material! The best comics are the ones who don't use foul language as a crutch. Some comics can't get through a sentence without throwing an F bomb. It makes them sound angry and inarticulate. Dry Bar comics are the best!
And that's your opinion.
@@lizardog okay??????
That is not tru lol
@@lizardog If you don't like what Dry Bar offers, why are you here? There are plenty of other options that offer a different style.
Karen...
Very funny! Thank you Chris!
Sad news: I checked on Google maps, the Vernal, Utah Walmart is now only open from 6am to 11pm. Say it ain't so, Vernal!
😲😬🤣😂🤣
Loved it! Did you see the young girl with the unimpressed look in the audience...hmmm, next meme...lol
¡Gracias!
Really didn't laugh much at all... until he said when Tim McGraw takes off his cowboy hat he looks like a Radio Shack manager. Then the soda flew out my nose. I'm still laughing 3 minutes later. 🤣
Haaaah! 😆
😂😂😂
This is clean comedy at its finest 👌
He was great! He reminds me a little of Bill Burr - just from his facial expressions, you start laughing before he's even said anything! LOVE his material and delivery!
I seriously actually use a piece of rope! I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.
you made me laugh super hard especially when you got to the part about the missing front tooth....I am missing my front tooth 😂 I'm missing the same one you kept pointing at too. 😂😅
Love all Dry Bar comics😊
Hilarious! You passed my “laugh till I can’t stop” test lol. Brilliant comic!
The missing tooth bit was so true. That's all you see, can't focus on anything else! Love his comedy!
SAME! Truly one of the best sets I’ve heard lately… the tooth- so well played
You cant unsee Tom Cruises front teeth.
This video was hilarious. The comedian was so funny.
This guy is a superstar.
He is fantastic! And real easy on the eyes...❤❤❤
Love clean comedy. It suits you Chris F. Hope you do more clean sets !
He successfully turned Walmart into an adjective… hahahaha “Walmarty” hahaha - levels of snarkiness previously unseen.. ✅ well done sir!
Those giant boxes of crayons are obviously Walmarty. Lol
the advertisement in the middle I got was for Walmart 🤣
Just enjoyed watching
Chris Franjola. Wanted to tip 2 cents (because I'm Jewish), but that choice wasn't available. So, in honor of inflation, here's 2 bucks. Thanks for showing a single gal good time, Chris!😉
Dry Bar is the last place on earth that isn’t woke, edgy or preachy. Bless you guys 🥲
Try the rest of the world ...
That guy slapping his thigh out of "pure laughter" is why you're culture is woke.
Politically overcorrected.
Amazing how easy it is to make a buck in the US. Just say a guy had no front tooth !
Or tell a lady that she's got Coronavirus.
Hilarious....... NOT.
“Preachy”?
But yet you use a ‘blessing’ to greet others. Sounds kind of contradictory to me.
@@aminakhristoffo7948 there’s a vast ocean between ‘bless you’ and being preachy 🙄
@@Team33Team33 your *
I loved him on Chelsea Lately. I’m so glad I got to see this one live. So so fun
He's on Juicy Scoop sometimes too. He's always great
“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”
― Steven Wright
That delicious smile of his….
“I’m not a scarecrow, I don’t use a piece of rope to hold up my pants!” Lol
That is the funniest thing ever.
I coughed in Walmart the other day and a man looked back at me like I had slapped his Grandma!
LOL! Ikr? I start feeling anxious when I need to cough or clear my throat these days. 😆 Spring allergies people!
@@IntrepidFraidyCat I'm eat up with allergies, too.
When people sneeze, you don't hear "Bless you" any more. You hear: "Get away from me!"
@@mikeyh0 😆 True!
@@mikeyh0 People are a lot nicer in a lot of ways, but I got in fuss with the lady checking me out at the doctor's office today. I was leaning on the counter, and we were talking, no big deal, till she said something about masks (I had one on) and i said I was pretty non-compliant, and she snapped, "You need to stand behind that sign then!"
I started grumping about being sick of this covid stuff and she started fussing at me and I told her I had personal Demand Avoidance then she really started fussing.
I said, "Ma'am, I'm not trying to fuss with you but..." and she kept talking... then I told her, "Well OK, I understand, please finish checking me out!"
You're on your way now! Vernal UT and now Provo!
Loved it! And please give my heartfelt regards to 'ol New York when you're back there! I miss it sometimes, all these years later. (Born and raised in Queens!)
Smart, witty, snarky. Social commentary humour makes for a great comedy routine!
Bravo! 👍✨✌️🙂
Woodside, Jackson Heights and Flushing. That's where we lived, back in the 70s, before we bought a place in CT. I have many good memories of our life in Queens. 😊
Hey! How you doin' New Yawk! Yeah, I miss it sometimes. That "New York State of Mind" .
I lived just about everywhere in Queens through the 60s and 70s and 80s. Been away over 30 years now.
Yeah, New York , New York, a city so nice they hadda name it twice ! ❤ 🙂✌🏻🙃
Yes! He is smooth, funny and so enjoyable. 🙏 😅
Love this guy! 😅
LOVE Vernal, beautiful Temple and people.
You are hilarious. You can call me a fan.
I have a gap in my front teeth. My sister has clowned me all my life when we ate corn on the cob. That single row has haunted me for 50 years. So I watch comedy to soothe my pain. Now this..
A dentist removed that piece of skin between my brothers front teeth, no more gap....way back in the 70's
oh honey! That gap is a beauty mark. I bet you're lovely
Braces? It can be expensive but it is a life changing experience.
Sorry about your pain. You are wonderful just the way you are ❤️💜
When I was a kid, I had four teeth pulled out, people at school called me "toothless" for some reason lol
This man is comedy gold. Funny funny funny. Lol funny.
Good stuff.
I take my home pillow while traveling.
I left it in a Motel 6.
Had to turn around, go back and get it.
That was so simplistic and THAT'S what made it good lol
I didn't find these jokes funny, because it's just not the style I like, BUT I still enjoyed it as a story! He was painting a great, atmosphere with his words, evoking those old times. I grew up and lived in Hungary for 33 years, since 1977 and I could totally recognize a lot of the sentiment.
OMG, I work in the public school system and I had a flip phone until I needed a work app and a phone that takes apps. Every single time I pulled that phone out to check the time, it was, "Ms. F's got a flip phone!" Does this guy know me. I feel like he is telling the story of my life.
Laughed my butt off. Still laughing!!!!
Witty, Thanks!
Give that man a tip! ❤
Our rich kid had a lunchbox with a radio on it in kindergarten. Nothing said rich in 1988 like a radio lunchbox.
Horrible to live in a state where comedians keep it clean out of pure respect. If I could I would leave Chicago and move to Utah in a heartbeat! Would love to sit down and talk with him for a while! Super funny guy.
It is not respect, he has to pay for them to edit any dirty bits out. Financially motivated to keep it clean.
Hilarious!! Never heard of him before! One of the best I have seen on dry bar! 😂
Lol, the 64 crayon box, arranged in tiers like a “crayon coliseum”
Hilarious! I am glad that I am not the only one shocked by what people are willing to wear outside their homes!
Great show Chris. Even the modification from the s-word to pooh-pooh was funny. Actually it was funnier than normal because it was unexpected (okay, at Dry Bar, it's expected, but I can imagine you at a different venue using the other word). Really enjoyed your stories.
Anytime anyone uses the words "weirdest" and "Wal-Mart" in the same sentence, it's a guarantee that before they finish the sentence, it will already have been outdone.
Or they're legit just describing any Wal-Mart
walmarts for satanists they cut a deal with the devil to save money and live better
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@@martinbaird1406 augh
@@martinbaird1406 ollypop
This guy is hilarious and funny.❤
This is hilarious. Even more hilarious was the Walmart ad that popped up in the middle of the video.
Great job! I am poor, but I have a box of 64 crayons. I show off the sharpener in the back all the time, but nobody seems to care! 😆 🤣
How well , I remember you could tell a rich kid by how many crayons they had. I think I had four.
This guy is pure comedy. His delivery is perfect.
Also, at the end it says "Support Chris Franjola's Comey." 😂
I visited Vernal Utah at Christmas time and it was absolutely beautiful downtown! ❤❤❤
Awesome Chris, good, clean, funny stuff!! TY for your comedy talent, great job!!
He is so handsome and funny. 😅😊
I appreciate the clean humor too; imao it takes more intelligence to create clean and funny stand up.
Dry bar is proof that you don't need swear words and dirty jokes to be funny.
Imo swear words and dirty jokes are not the least bit funny.
You get it, and I get it, but you’ll never see Chris Rock or Andrew “Dice” Clay on Dry Bar because some people don’t get it.
Never seen him before very funny hope to see you on TV show Blessings
I baby sat from Tim Mc Graw at a hotel. Didn't know who he was because I am not into country music. Faith Hill was really upset that I didnt know who they were.
He’s hilarious! Love it!
Funny. The peanut butter sandwich on the face. That killed me.
Love love that beginning with the cough, lol!!
This was Hilarious 🤣! That tooth joke had me on the floor 😭
He had me cackling a bunch of places!
Long Island NY I used to know a guy missing that very tooth. Good looking but......
@@katiedrew4708 I knew that guy too! Darn good lookin' & nice fella too. Just didn't seem to be important to him.
@@flowzerr4550 The only thing important to this guy was beer, I heard it killed him, passed out and died. What a waste. I haven't drank for 25 ,or so, years.
@@hudsonsteele8532 😄
Very funny guy! Timing is perfect! Great set!
OUTSTANDING!!! 🤣👋👋👋
I think everyone I've seen on Dry Bar has been great. Love this channel
That Vernal Motel 6 bit kept paying off in this routine. That was super great.
Love this. Delivery is a conversational tone! He’s talking to me! Bring him back!!! Missing tooth…scrapbooking…seen it…been there…maybe we have the same Mom. 😂
😁😂🤣
GREAT COMEDIAN!!!!
He should have said: They said be clean so I showered this morning!!
ALL Wally Worlds are the same. Same greeters/ Same staff/ Same customers!
What a great comic. Chris is underrated and always gives a great performance.
Awesome
Very funny and many subjects being so true. Thanks for the good laughs 😃
What a great audience!
This guy is great. Sounds like Seinfeld. Speaks like a true New Yorker. 😂
He does 😹
It's the first time I've watched him. Loved it. I like that he is so smooth, quiet and charming. I don't like screamers. And that smile!
Thankyou Drybar Comedy i learned a new word conducive 😉.
I laughed so hard! He's great!
Did you notice, Sir, that your routine is funniest without cuss words? You say you worked hard to stay clean. 😊
Howdy from Vernal, UT! LOL
HAHA. YOU ASKED," what am i going to do with a white crayon, maybe send it to your friend for a front
Tooth. Thanks for making me laugh.
😁😂🤣😂🤣
“ check out our 24hr Walmart “Lmao!!!! Love this guy lol great stand up 😄
Chris is hilarious and an underrated comedian.
I'm baked af and before he said, "She goes to Khol's every day!" I legitimately thought he was saying COALS and was so concerned for his mother.
Great sense of humour! 😀😀😀😀😀I enjoy it! Thank you for that!
If you want a walmart experience like no other, visit a walmart in florida any walmart in florida will do but the ones in the daytona area are spicy.