CRAZY WRONG NUMBER CALLER

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

Комментарии • 18 тыс.

  • @smol__envy7904
    @smol__envy7904 7 лет назад +4270

    A woman called me once and started harassing me. I hung up. She called 10 times and I told her to stop. Guess what she did, she told the police that 'I' was harassing 'her'. All I said was, " Stop calling me, stop cussing at me and check the number again. If you call me one more time, I'm calling the police." These are the moments where I start regretting the fact that I have a phone.

    • @bigworm7522
      @bigworm7522 7 лет назад +20

      Female Sans The Skeleton same

    • @smol__envy7904
      @smol__envy7904 7 лет назад +134

      Worst part is that I got the phone as an early birthday present and the next day was my birthday. That's when the lady called.

    • @z8mocha347
      @z8mocha347 7 лет назад +28

      Lex Martin Ibarra 😲 wow, that really sucks

    • @smol__envy7904
      @smol__envy7904 7 лет назад +94

      She was actually smart enough to turn the tables on me, but not smart enough to check the number again. Fudge logic.

    • @girlypandagaming2452
      @girlypandagaming2452 7 лет назад +3

      Lex Martin Ibarra I

  • @tyrannydarling9707
    @tyrannydarling9707 5 лет назад +4271

    *”good luck Chris, you’re screwed no matter what you say”*

    • @HimekawaP
      @HimekawaP 5 лет назад +133

      We never saw Chis again

    • @birenrijal8994
      @birenrijal8994 5 лет назад +63

      I think I saw Chris miller in my school as computer teacher

    • @birenrijal8994
      @birenrijal8994 5 лет назад +26

      It's true I saw him

    • @akiro7930
      @akiro7930 5 лет назад +36

      @@birenrijal8994 I mean, it could be someone else with the same first and last name

    • @mdotswb
      @mdotswb 5 лет назад +8

      Rumi Chan No no one has the same last name

  • @sethbramwell
    @sethbramwell 2 года назад +1790

    "What did you say your name was?"
    "... Velma Dinkley."
    LOVE IT.

    • @V_Pickles
      @V_Pickles 2 года назад +37

      My sibling rolled on the floor after that

    • @miriamrosemary9110
      @miriamrosemary9110 Год назад +15

      Totally! XD

    • @e.m.rivera8948
      @e.m.rivera8948 Год назад +15

      this didnt age well 😂

    • @Funkability615
      @Funkability615 Год назад +17

      @@e.m.rivera8948the Velma from the new show “Velma” is a disgrace to her character.

    • @neisyibanez3041
      @neisyibanez3041 Год назад +1

      Velma is a animal crossing characters name

  • @CStone-xn4oy
    @CStone-xn4oy 2 года назад +672

    I once had an elderly woman call my phone several times and leave threatening voice messages about what she would do if I did not return her daughter. I had no idea who she was or what happened to her daughter. I didn't get her initial calls because I didn't have my phone on me for a few hours but about a half hour after I checked my voicemails she called back and apologized, realizing she had the wrong number. I do hope her daughter is alright.

    • @dibble1331
      @dibble1331 Год назад +73

      that’s…disturbing

    • @thefrogwhoscreams
      @thefrogwhoscreams Год назад +17

      Did you call the police?

    • @CStone-xn4oy
      @CStone-xn4oy Год назад +31

      @@thefrogwhoscreams No. There was no reason to. She made an honest mistake and was no longer threatening.

    • @thefrogwhoscreams
      @thefrogwhoscreams Год назад +28

      @@CStone-xn4oy oh ok, sorry I was asking if the daughter was fine, or if the police needed to be called. I guess I misread it. Sorry!

    • @CStone-xn4oy
      @CStone-xn4oy Год назад +25

      @@thefrogwhoscreams I apologize if I came off as aggressive. That was not my intent. I do not know what happened to the daughter or if the police were called.

  • @scripsiabiete
    @scripsiabiete 6 лет назад +5958

    One time this guy called me and said "hey, where are you with the drugs?" 😂 I told him "I'm a police officer and I'm coming right now!" He yelled "oh sh**!" And hung up. 😂 That was the best day of my life.

    • @pizzamaster355
      @pizzamaster355 6 лет назад +60

      Geeknerd13 AJ lol

    • @ElisiaJ
      @ElisiaJ 6 лет назад +63

      Geeknerd13 AJ lucky I would love that 😂😂

    • @samxxx1590
      @samxxx1590 6 лет назад +83

      Did u call the po-po?

    • @scripsiabiete
      @scripsiabiete 6 лет назад +100

      Sam Xxx no.... I was really young so I didn't think of that for some reason.😅

    • @kesshune4439
      @kesshune4439 6 лет назад +10

      Geeknerd13 AJ LoL LoL

  • @Queenkirlia
    @Queenkirlia 9 лет назад +4035

    "Jinkies! It sounds like you have the wrong number."

  • @halloweenqueen8286
    @halloweenqueen8286 4 года назад +3810

    One of my friends once told me this story.
    One day when she was about 8 she got a call, when she picked up the phone a woman started accusing her of sleeping with her husband and when she denied it the woman just caused her of playing dumb. Eventually she had to go on facetime to prove she was just a kid. Once she realized that she was actually screaming at a now crying 8 yo who didn't even know that cheating was, she immediately started apologizing and trying to calm her down.

    • @baconboi3108
      @baconboi3108 3 года назад +111

      LOL

    • @Katherine_1235
      @Katherine_1235 3 года назад +104

      Oof-

    • @Manglethefox238
      @Manglethefox238 3 года назад +61

      Oh-

    • @ivandphantom9028
      @ivandphantom9028 3 года назад +430

      How the fuck does she not recognize the voice of a child

    • @jureila
      @jureila 3 года назад +323

      @@ivandphantom9028 Can be hard to tell age over the phone sometimes... When I were young, I went to school with a boy who sounded like a teenager...
      Personally have had the opposite problem(as an adult) of people asking to talk with my parents(apparantly I sound super young if I'm nervouse)

  • @HannahBanina
    @HannahBanina 3 года назад +586

    Someone once texted me happy birthday and told me they love me, they hope it’s amazing, and that I totally deserve it. My birthday wasn’t for another six months.
    So I told them “That’s really thoughtful. You should say that to whoever’s birthday it is, because I think you have the wrong number.”
    After they apologized, I told them “No problem. Tell your buddy a stranger said happy birthday.”
    They responded, “Haha will do, thanks 😊”

    • @happyheartstv1431
      @happyheartstv1431 2 года назад +55

      That’s a really nice wrong number story

    • @HannahBanina
      @HannahBanina 2 года назад +41

      @@happyheartstv1431 I actually still have that convo saved in my messages. Thinking of it makes me smile 😊

    • @delusionaldreamer8332
      @delusionaldreamer8332 2 года назад +20

      Awww that's cute.

    • @dibble1331
      @dibble1331 Год назад +12

      wholesome

    • @thegiantjj
      @thegiantjj Год назад +4

      you should of told them your the persons mother and their grounded for pooping on the floor because then the next time they meet in person they will have a really funny conversation

  • @Zuyuri
    @Zuyuri 9 лет назад +4932

    "You're screwed no matter what you say". I'm impressed you handled this psycho as well as you did.

  • @Paladin585
    @Paladin585 4 года назад +2768

    Poor Chris, he's just calling Jake from State Farm.

    • @nicachepe
      @nicachepe 4 года назад +16

      Rip

    • @xxwolfiexxwoofxxwolfxx8786
      @xxwolfiexxwoofxxwolfxx8786 4 года назад +94

      Chris: sounds good
      Wife: who are you talking to?
      C: what’s your name?
      Jake: Jake- from State Farm
      C: Jake from State Farm
      W: what are you wearing “Jake from State Farm”
      J: uhh cacies
      J: do they ever ask what ur wearing?
      Coworker: mhm
      J: red vest....

    • @livia_bolivi
      @livia_bolivi 4 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @imbored115
      @imbored115 4 года назад +9

      corection JANE from state farm :>

    • @xxwolfiexxwoofxxwolfxx8786
      @xxwolfiexxwoofxxwolfxx8786 4 года назад +13

      I have to say something very important...
      Spoopy scary skeletons-

  • @calliesauve4991
    @calliesauve4991 5 лет назад +3826

    "Your screwed Chris no matter what you say."
    Me: *dies of laughter*

    • @rosepetunia1829
      @rosepetunia1829 5 лет назад +8

      *Samez* lmaooooooo!!

    • @hydrashade1851
      @hydrashade1851 5 лет назад +5

      Same reaction

    • @goatcatofchaos
      @goatcatofchaos 5 лет назад +6

      Well that's wat u get for being an idiot ms caller lady

    • @parechu2
      @parechu2 4 года назад +6

      You’re**

    • @the6rainbowmuskiteers997
      @the6rainbowmuskiteers997 4 года назад +1

      That’s what I was going to comment! Great minds think alike! Well in this case.. Great senses of humour activate uwu

  • @SunnyDaEspeon
    @SunnyDaEspeon Год назад +52

    My neighbours are total jerks, so one day my dad told a friend (who lived in a different country) their number. Then my dad's friend plastered the number EVERYWHERE, saying that the person who had this number had a $50 piano for sale with free shipping. Soon after, my neighbours got hundreds of calls from the US asking for a cheap piano. My mom ended up prank calling them once while this was happening and the neighbour said he was a police officer and he was tracking this call. The phone recorded everything. Since the neighbour knew it was us who spread his number now, he called the cops on us. When the cops came, my mom showed the officer the recording from her phone and the neighbour got in trouble for impersonating a police officer and we got off the hook. Every time I think of this story I laugh until I cry.

  • @justanartgremlin
    @justanartgremlin 4 года назад +3318

    I got a wrong number call a few years ago and it was almost like this one. This lady was yelling at me for making her husband cheat on her with me.. I had just gotten the number and I was just sitting there like.. “no?” And she kept yelling at me and eventually I just had tell her “Ma’am... I’m 14.”
    She just went quiet and then hung up. 🤣

    • @scurvy_dog
      @scurvy_dog 4 года назад +49

      LOL

    • @ssunflower18
      @ssunflower18 4 года назад +196

      I want this to happen to me for some weird reason 😂
      Edit: I actually did get a weird wrong number call a few weeks ago, I’ll try to make it short.
      I woke up at four or five AM to the sound of my ringtone. I declined the call and went back to sleep. A few hours later I got another call and a text. I found out that they had left me a voice message, so I listened to it. They said “Sh*t (person’s name), it’s been two hours and you still haven’t picked me up! I’m by the hotel because my mother didn’t give me the hundred dollars, come right now!”. I checked the text message and it said “Heyo (person’s name) come and pick me up or they’re GONNA CALL THE FRICKING COPS ON ME!”. I felt really bad because I had left this woman waiting outside a hotel for two hours thinking that she was calling her friend, so I just told her “Hey, I’m sorry but you have the wrong number.” She responded with “Oh.” and then I deleted the conversation.

    • @Ellie333jmtqkl
      @Ellie333jmtqkl 4 года назад +13

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ellie333jmtqkl
      @Ellie333jmtqkl 4 года назад +25

      @@ssunflower18 Lmao I want that to happen to me to 🤣

    • @maddydoe6525
      @maddydoe6525 4 года назад +15

      opp- that was probably awkward

  • @jinglesmcjingles
    @jinglesmcjingles 4 года назад +2907

    When I was a kid, my phone number was one digit off from the local pizza place. So, it was quite common to have people calling to order some Italian dinners.

    • @aidanredding8058
      @aidanredding8058 3 года назад +241

      I actually got a call from a random number once and as a joke I said "Papa Gino's Pizza, how may I help you" and they believed me.

    • @PurpledaisyShasta
      @PurpledaisyShasta 3 года назад +107

      Did you pretend to take orders just to mess with them? Please tell me you did

    • @jinglesmcjingles
      @jinglesmcjingles 3 года назад +124

      @@PurpledaisyShasta
      We all joked we would, but then I don’t think we ever did. Which is really a missed opportunity.
      We should have frozen pizza, added the toppings they wanted, and then charged full pizza place prices +tip for it.

    • @martiantripod794
      @martiantripod794 3 года назад +30

      I would prank so many people with that. Haha!

    • @thatfedoraguy1112
      @thatfedoraguy1112 3 года назад +22

      Hey can I get a pepperoni pizza?

  • @nb4795
    @nb4795 8 лет назад +7669

    "Who's this?"
    Rebecca.
    "Who did you say you were again?"
    Velma Dinkley.

    • @KingkyLeor
      @KingkyLeor 8 лет назад +269

      you know the girl was reaaaally smart *cough* sarcasm *cough*

    • @NeilPluviam
      @NeilPluviam 7 лет назад +95

      It is supposed to be Velma from Scooby Doo

    • @pokefalls1019
      @pokefalls1019 7 лет назад +8

      Nicole B. XD OMG

    • @Moon-uo9bf
      @Moon-uo9bf 7 лет назад +3

      XD

    • @SageShackelford
      @SageShackelford 7 лет назад +20

      Nicole B. well vema you can just go-

  • @funnatopia704
    @funnatopia704 2 года назад +79

    I once got sent a photo of a full-body Fursuit.
    The suit was folded neatly with the Mask and "Paws" sitting next to it.
    Few seconds later I get sent a text from the same person telling me that the suit was finished, packaged and is currently in the process of being delivered.
    I told them that they had the wrong number, and I have never been blocked so fast after only one sentence lmao.

    • @Eantrin
      @Eantrin 2 месяца назад +1

      Hey, nice suit! Whomever that is being delivered to is gonna love it!

  • @pokemondimensions1297
    @pokemondimensions1297 5 лет назад +890

    Girl: “Who did you say you were again?!”
    Rebecca: “... Velma Dinkly”
    I DIED

  • @kenyonoliveira2233
    @kenyonoliveira2233 5 лет назад +6201

    “Who did you say you were again?”
    “Velma Dinkley”
    That killed me

  • @adafisher3858
    @adafisher3858 4 года назад +2121

    "Good luck Chris, you're screwed no matter what you say."

  • @veganmeatball5276
    @veganmeatball5276 2 года назад +170

    Her incompetence to not check the number infuriates me to an unhealthy degree

  • @darkyami12141
    @darkyami12141 4 года назад +472

    Got a similar story, but it was from one of those scamming telemarketers, so long story short they were telling me that something was wrong with my social security. At that point I've only said "hello" and the person said the typical, "hi my name is "blank" and I'm calling from the social security office and I'm here to tell you that there has been a fraud in your account" bla, bla, bla."
    So I just responded with. "Ugh! I told you not to call me on this number! Did you hide the body in the desolated location!"
    Guy instantly hung up on me. Still my favorite story to this day XD

    • @elizabethafton6848
      @elizabethafton6848 3 года назад +18

      That is hilarious

    • @JNSStudios
      @JNSStudios 3 года назад +45

      One time my dad got a call from a scammer (with a real guy on the other line), so to mess with the guy my dad just spoke in a different language every sentence. Like he started off English, then he switched to Spanish, then Italian, etc. It annoyed the guy so much that the SCAMMER hung up. I’ve never seen that happen before.

    • @feliciaalmen8665
      @feliciaalmen8665 3 года назад +9

      OMG YES! WELL DONE!

    • @StargazerAPW
      @StargazerAPW 3 года назад

      😂

    • @darkyami12141
      @darkyami12141 3 года назад

      @@JNSStudios lol nice!

  • @keileylane3334
    @keileylane3334 5 лет назад +1157

    When ever I get called by a random number I always answer with "Ghostbusters, what do you want?"

    • @haileylohman1116
      @haileylohman1116 5 лет назад +30

      I love your sense of humor

    • @sincerecinnamon
      @sincerecinnamon 5 лет назад +26

      If i accidentally call a random number and hear that ill know who it is XD

    • @gapple1733
      @gapple1733 5 лет назад +18

      I always answer 'Hi welcome to chili's'

    • @louisasilker4781
      @louisasilker4781 5 лет назад +3

      Funny humor
      True

    • @chiliboy06
      @chiliboy06 5 лет назад +2

      could i use that too? doesnt matter what u say ima use it anyway thx bye

  • @superiorduck2105
    @superiorduck2105 7 лет назад +2454

    "Who did you say you were again?"
    *Velma Dinkley*

    • @Jreddicus
      @Jreddicus 7 лет назад +31

      Zoinks, Scoobs. The Monster got trapped by one of the most oblivious traps that was made by a genius, and the monster was the mentally insane janitor!

    • @chaosspecials438
      @chaosspecials438 7 лет назад +10

      *Dinkle Berry*
      _Fairy extraordinaire, here's my card_

    • @nisha5343
      @nisha5343 7 лет назад +3

      Tang Cheng I

    • @pancakezdrawz7936
      @pancakezdrawz7936 7 лет назад +1

      XD

    • @thevisitor4282
      @thevisitor4282 7 лет назад

      Tang Cheng LMFAO

  • @cxttendragon1365
    @cxttendragon1365 Год назад +40

    My friend (a minor) had the same issue. A woman insisted that her bf was cheating on her with my friend. My friend hung up, but the woman kept calling and wouldn’t go away until she gave the phone to her mom.

  • @splatoonhaha5307
    @splatoonhaha5307 5 лет назад +3367

    "Who are you again?"
    " *Velma Dinkley* "

  • @meekzy
    @meekzy 4 года назад +1333

    "Who did you say you were again?"
    "Dinkley.."
    "Velma Dinkley."

  • @LetMeExplainStudios
    @LetMeExplainStudios  9 лет назад +3640

    A quick, little story for your beautiful, little faces! Enjoy, Explainers!

    • @danielrodriguezjr.9102
      @danielrodriguezjr.9102 9 лет назад +5

      that was so good when is the next animation coming out?

    • @TheDKdoublekill
      @TheDKdoublekill 9 лет назад +7

      Wow I find it amazing that you actually followed through with that call. Is that Wacom real in the animation pls say yes

    • @bouncyazumarill55
      @bouncyazumarill55 9 лет назад +3

      I love this Rebecca, it's very funny. Did you actually reply by saying "Velma Dinkley" to the woman on the phone?

    • @RipRoxas
      @RipRoxas 8 лет назад +3

      I'm probably restating the video but was your phone used because if so then that's probably how this situation started .

    • @stevejackson9333
      @stevejackson9333 8 лет назад +4

      Let Me Explain Studios I probably would have hung up

  • @yendsifytevitime1213
    @yendsifytevitime1213 3 года назад +178

    One time I got a call from a scam caller, so my friend moaned into the phone and my other friend said this was the Krusty Crab. The caller went silent and hung up.

  • @kittengoose4786
    @kittengoose4786 5 лет назад +748

    i got a voicemail, and it said,
    “YO THIS PARTY IS LIT! (muffled noises) THEY GOT THE WEED OUT! (more muffled noises) YO IS THAT ALCOHOL?!?!?”

    • @sophia-oc1bg
      @sophia-oc1bg 5 лет назад +36

      Gacha Chan Sounds like heathers

    • @fisher2108
      @fisher2108 5 лет назад +24

      @@sophia-oc1bg big fun big fun

    • @DustyHoney
      @DustyHoney 4 года назад +10

      That was 100% a prank call.

    • @mrlegend1013
      @mrlegend1013 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @floralkiitens
      @floralkiitens 4 года назад +2

      faith over fear They uh...
      *See things..*
      And it uh... nvm I can’t tell them-

  • @bcombs19
    @bcombs19 4 года назад +406

    one time this person called and said "hello is this Walmart..." I said " no this is Patrick" she said "well Patrick I'm waiting for my food" then 2 minutes of silence then I said, "well are you under the sea cuz I'm at the crusty crab right now and I don't see anyone waiting..." she said "no I'm not under the sea... and I said Walmart" then I realized she never watched sponge bob and is probably so confused I said" oh..." then like 5 minutes of silence she hung up... I have so many stories of funny phone calls I got like this for more

  • @thesmartkookie9961
    @thesmartkookie9961 7 лет назад +5099

    "Who did you say you are again?"
    "Velma Dinkley"
    "W E L L V E L M A Y O U C A N J U S T G O -"

  • @sofig1237
    @sofig1237 3 года назад +82

    I think it's cute that Becca didn't realize how "Trust me, honey, I don't see any men. Period." would sound and how easily she was going to be misinterpreted. Like, that phrase doesn't say "Straight woman who hasn't been on a date in a long time", that phrase sounds like something only a queer woman would say. So it's really funny she didn't realize how it sounded.

  • @tahtweirdo2874
    @tahtweirdo2874 6 лет назад +223

    "But I'm not normal" my new favorite quote

  • @unknownariaedits4090
    @unknownariaedits4090 4 года назад +1212

    I like that the women assumes Chris was cheating on her as soon as she finds out he’s talking and texting some random person 😂

  • @HentMas
    @HentMas 7 лет назад +357

    this exact thing happened to my family, a woman kept calling every week asking for her husband, it didn't matter if my mom my wife, me, my dad, my brother or his wife answered, she would go on a rant that his husband was having an affair with someone in the house
    no matter what anyone told her she was CERTAIN he was HERE and kept calling at random times of the day demanding to talk to him with a whole bunch of obscenities thrown at the person if it was female (if it was one of us guys she would just demand to talk to him but wouldn't say anything too bad)
    one day my mom infuriated told her "well, since you're such a potty mouth, now I'm never gonna give him the phone, he was taking a shower but screw you" and hang up the phone... the most hilarious thing is, IT WORKED, she stopped calling!!!
    so things cooled off for a while, until one day a woman called, I was the lucky one to answer, she told me "I'm looking for my dad, we know he's there, can you please put him on the phone, he needs to come pay *such and such* or he'll lose the crops, we really need him to come and pay his debt"
    FINALLY someone who wasn't the crazy woman, I explained to her that there was no other man in the house than me and my dad, my mom and my wife didn't know her dad and if she could please stop calling us since her mom usually just called to yell obscenities to my mom I would appreciate it greatly, she immediately took a 180 and apologized profusely for what her mom was doing for the last half year and promised they would never bother us again... and they didn't.

  • @Tory_the_sprite
    @Tory_the_sprite 2 года назад +41

    I get thousands of wrong number texts/calls for someone named Dusty, but one time I got a very weird, not very detailed text from someone who I think unalived two people, or planed to, and the only thing I replied was "you have the wrong number" I swear this person thought "oh sh!t I just told some rando I unalived/planned to unalive people" I still remember that to this day 😐

  • @SavvyArtz
    @SavvyArtz 9 лет назад +4869

    The "Velma Dinkley" part was my favorite - I'm surprised she didn't catch the reference right away. XD

    • @LetMeExplainStudios
      @LetMeExplainStudios  9 лет назад +333

      +SavvyVids She was a little flustered. XD

    • @christophercrafte
      @christophercrafte 9 лет назад +49

      +Let Me Explain Studios wait is that what she really said after you told her you name was Velma Dinkley?

    • @asadd2
      @asadd2 8 лет назад +40

      +SavannahsDrabbles heck I´d totally go for Velma Dinkley :3

    • @dillpickledunkyt7086
      @dillpickledunkyt7086 7 лет назад +11

      Me too

    • @dayzs06
      @dayzs06 7 лет назад +11

      SavannahsDrabbles XD same hey it's me Fred XD

  • @iminthecabinet2155
    @iminthecabinet2155 4 года назад +520

    She should've said, "Hi this is St.Peters orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em, how may I help you today?" Im prepared for this even though it hasn't happened to me yet lol

    • @long_term_karma9899
      @long_term_karma9899 4 года назад +67

      Ah, mine is "Hi this is Brighton Crematorium, you kill 'em, we grill 'em, how may I take your call?" Even though I'm British, I'm prepared to say it in an American accent, and to say it very cheerfully.

    • @iminthecabinet2155
      @iminthecabinet2155 4 года назад +15

      @@long_term_karma9899 thats perfect

    • @ToastyBrain
      @ToastyBrain 4 года назад +15

      I like answering with "Sleazy Steve's strip club, how can I help you?" or "City Morgue, you stiff 'em we spiff 'em."

    • @iminthecabinet2155
      @iminthecabinet2155 4 года назад +3

      @@ToastyBrain nice

    • @unclelaumb7840
      @unclelaumb7840 4 года назад +7

      Could be a clinic “ welcome to saint abominations abortion clinic you make em we take em”

  • @geekoz091
    @geekoz091 3 года назад +1455

    One time, we got a message from a random person saying, “Maple, your order has been placed for walk in bath tub.”
    Sounds like a totally normal message right?
    *Funny thing* Maple is our dogs name.

  • @d-m.n_--2
    @d-m.n_--2 Год назад +16

    The ad after this was a CVS ad where the only line is "good to see you Chris."

  • @jenzar
    @jenzar 6 лет назад +2797

    One time my friend got a wrong number text, and it said “send me something hot”.
    She sent a picture of chilli.

  • @lydia1157
    @lydia1157 4 года назад +4735

    Plot twist:
    The woman Chris has been texting and calling is his doctor and he's talking to her about his hemorrhoid problems
    Edit: I will never understand how this became my most popular comment

  • @user-pk8uk7lx6m
    @user-pk8uk7lx6m 7 лет назад +304

    I kept getting calls from this random number and since I don't answer to numbers I don't recognize ignored each call, then I started getting voicemails. The voicemails lasted from 3-5 minutes and each time it was an angry Asian dude yelling at me in Chinese. He sounded really pissed… so I blocked him. A few days later I got a call from a different number and the same thing happened. When I didn't respond ever I got calls from a third number. Yes, this person called me on *three different numbers* before finally slowing down. I blocked all three of the numbers and for a while it was fine, but then I accidentally blocked someone's number before giving them a contact and had to unblock all the numbers I had blocked to find them. I still occasionally get voicemails that scream at me in Chinese.

    • @Emily-sz7nd
      @Emily-sz7nd 7 лет назад +45

      FlamingAuthor omg 😂 u should record em and upload it on ur channel, I'm Chinese and might understand. But he might be talking in another Chinese language tho

    • @user-pk8uk7lx6m
      @user-pk8uk7lx6m 7 лет назад +18

      kiarxx LOL! Dude yes, next voicemail I'll let you know XD

    • @IfYouMeetAWolf
      @IfYouMeetAWolf 7 лет назад +4

      Following lol

    • @joshuapalma408
      @joshuapalma408 7 лет назад +23

      While reading this I thought he was yelling XD
      Like
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @pixi1823
      @pixi1823 7 лет назад

      FlamingAuthor oh gosh lol

  • @tribesman1989
    @tribesman1989 3 года назад +48

    I loved when she was like 'oh my how things have escalated between me and your husband ' i nearly died cause I laughed so much

  • @greet_ed
    @greet_ed 5 лет назад +1984

    TIMMY FELL DOWN THE WELL VANCE
    Me: Wrong -number- video

  • @moonblushASMR
    @moonblushASMR 7 лет назад +4483

    One time a guy called me and yelled at me to stop calling him. I never called him...
    Also, ever since I got my new phone I get texts from multiple different people about a pool.
    The End.

    • @spirit6563
      @spirit6563 7 лет назад +69

      Cotton Candy Nation I've also gotten similar texts, but about a fish Instead

    • @judysky3338
      @judysky3338 7 лет назад +35

      Wtf 😂😂😂😂

    • @zackhenrybottex3221
      @zackhenrybottex3221 7 лет назад +60

      I've got many different calls about Scotland's plumbing

    • @Magicarpmaster
      @Magicarpmaster 7 лет назад +25

      Cotton Candy Nation I had some random number who said i was calling her and she was scared and wanted to know who i was... never had any contact with that number before.

    • @erin7024
      @erin7024 7 лет назад +1

      Cotton Candy Nation looool

  • @natymeitav2627
    @natymeitav2627 5 лет назад +3756

    Rebecca: I don't see any men.
    woman: why?
    Rebecca: because I'm the GIRLFRIEND FAIRY!!!!!!!!!

  • @GrimmDelightsDice
    @GrimmDelightsDice 2 года назад +73

    I once got a series of really heartfelt messages from an older guy meant for the apparently widowed wife of one of his friends. They were always at like 3am and he seemed to genuinely just want to wish a friend's wife the best following her husband's death. Very wholesome, he asked about their dogs and kids and stuff. Then the second to last one was almost two full minutes of an old dude explicitly detailing the sexual acts he wanted to do with this woman.

    • @jdsimmons97
      @jdsimmons97 2 года назад +11

      lol. I'm sorry you had to see all that.

    • @delusionaldreamer8332
      @delusionaldreamer8332 2 года назад +13

      *Ewwww.....*

    • @alicia3594able
      @alicia3594able 2 года назад +10

      Have fun telling you grandchildren this story

    • @dibble1331
      @dibble1331 Год назад +3

      this is why my gender sucks

    • @funguy3259
      @funguy3259 Год назад +1

      this is basically the most thing ive ever heard from an older man interested in a woman that is grieving the loss of her husband, like do boomers just not have feelings nowadays or will we all end up like that?

  • @daydreamdollies16
    @daydreamdollies16 6 лет назад +441

    "Who did you say you were again?"
    *"Velma Dinkley."*
    Lol Rebecca

    • @Dean-mk4bn
      @Dean-mk4bn 6 лет назад +7

      daydreamdollies lol I was like 'Whos that? 'hmm..I've heard that name before..but where?' (as I dug down in my memory and was like) 'Wait, isn't that a Scooby Doo reffernce?' (then I googled it, and we'll, I was disappointed in myself for not remembering and watching multiple versions of Scooby Doo as a child)

    • @badonkadong1625
      @badonkadong1625 6 лет назад

      Its donna dinkley

    • @leg3ndp381
      @leg3ndp381 6 лет назад

      Lol

  • @nlysteezy6192
    @nlysteezy6192 5 лет назад +2414

    “what did you say your name was again?”
    “Velma Dinkly”
    “Well Velma...” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @i-am-a-fangirlbe_afraid2187
    @i-am-a-fangirlbe_afraid2187 7 лет назад +707

    This happened to me once except I was 13 and terrified and I cried and the woman just screamed, "Stop crying you low life tramp!" She didn't believe I was so young and so I told my mum, police got involved because this woman scared me and threatened. By the end of it, I met her and she just said, "You're 13" I kinda just stared for a second and said, "I go to an all girls school right now" her face was priceless

    • @themightypancake5695
      @themightypancake5695 7 лет назад +110

      At that point, I would have been so annoyed, that I would have either said, "No duh, Sherlock!" Or "Gee, ya think?!" Or I would've sang the "I told you so song," that my mom taught me. (Ok, I probably wouldn't do that, I'm not bold enough to be that rude. Tbh, I would probably give her a long, dead, furious stare, that says those things without words.)

    • @DawnzeenaMcGill
      @DawnzeenaMcGill 7 лет назад +27

      TheMightyPancake Yeah, I'm bold enough to do that, I do it all the time, normally because it's my friends, but if it isn't, it's usually someone who has me so ticked off that being nice is totally out of the question. :P

    • @zilanelma517
      @zilanelma517 7 лет назад

      I-Am-A-Fangirl Be_Afraid I

    • @i-am-a-fangirlbe_afraid2187
      @i-am-a-fangirlbe_afraid2187 7 лет назад +1

      +TheMightyPancake Yeah I was a shy child😂

    • @owenx3502
      @owenx3502 7 лет назад

      At that moment the girl said fuck thr police

  • @lucywiatrak6693
    @lucywiatrak6693 2 года назад +4

    I think "Chris Miller" that rude lady mention is a American film director, storyboard artist, and voice actor best known for his work with Dream-works Animation.

    • @adamnakamura8003
      @adamnakamura8003 10 месяцев назад

      Lady really pulled a “Miyamoto is my dad and I will get you banned!”

    • @DrRank
      @DrRank 10 месяцев назад +1

      It's possible that Rebecca just changed the name for the video.
      You know, respect people's privacy and whatnot.

  • @hellofriends2360
    @hellofriends2360 7 лет назад +174

    that exact thing happened to one of my friends but the thing is, she kept telling the woman on the phone (who sounded about 30 something) that she was 15 years old, but the woman gave her death threats anyway. She hung up and about 5 minutes later, she got a call from the same person saying they got the wrong number. People are idiots

    • @elanals
      @elanals 5 лет назад

      hello friends you called yourself an idiot... i guess people really are idiots..
      Edit: just a joke

  • @rachelwallace3826
    @rachelwallace3826 4 года назад +422

    I once got a call from a little girl and she said “hi mommy can you please pick me up” mind you I was 12 and all I said was “ daddy there’s a girl calling me mommy, what should I do” as loud as possible and using a baby voice the poor girl started crying and her friends mom got on to yell at me right as my dad took the phone, he was not happy and I got ice cream after for my “traumatic” experience. I do feel bad for her now but back then I was terrified

    • @mimic6963
      @mimic6963 4 года назад +23

      I need a call like this, I want myself some oreo ice-cream, with a chocolate flake and a spoon.

    • @dancingchicken6884
      @dancingchicken6884 4 года назад +2

      LOL

    • @PYNKERIE
      @PYNKERIE 4 года назад +10

      bratty mom

    • @siriustargirl
      @siriustargirl 4 года назад +16

      I would have said "Honey we are in a different continent right now and we are coming home next year" and then lishen her cry and hang up on the mothers friend if she started talking

    • @kisimegacha5218
      @kisimegacha5218 4 года назад

      @@siriustargirl YES LMAO

  • @artemisia457
    @artemisia457 6 лет назад +198

    When I got my first phone, right on the second day, I got a call. I answered. Some guy wanted to talk to his friend. I said I don't know anyone by that name. He disconnected and called again. This time, he got super mad, demanding me to get his friend to the phone. I tried explaining him I don't know the person he's talking about and that this is a new phone number. He called me again and again, calling me a thief and that he's going to report me to the police for stealing his friend's phone. I was like 14 at the time, so I was pretty spooked.

    • @flowergirl1480
      @flowergirl1480 6 лет назад +5

      Did he ever find out he was calling u?

    • @undeadpm4208
      @undeadpm4208 6 лет назад +2

      I'm the 100th like, yw! (cool story)

  • @VoidKing666
    @VoidKing666 2 года назад +35

    My wrong number story was getting added to a group chat about hockey with some adult males, but nothing happened there. My wrong number story that ended with a flair was when *I* had the wrong number.
    I was in a group project with two boys, who were both not the greatest to be in a group with. One was just kind of annoying and with a lax work ethic (which I have trouble working with), but the other was purposefully difficult. So, when we tried to make a group chat, he gave me the wrong number. The first time went fine - I assumed it was a mix-up, and he gave me another with one different number. The second time… _sigh_ I got mad, and assumed the lady on the other end was lying. Eventually I realized and apologized. I felt really bad about it though. Felt like a jerk, and came back to school *very* angry.

    • @funguy3259
      @funguy3259 Год назад +3

      ah yes if im going down im bringing my failure down on everyone who is within my class :)
      On a real note tho why do these people exist? like can we all one day just wonder WHY we are doing this and instead of doing the obviously morally bad thing we do something that is much more ethic but also will be much better in every way than option 1?

  • @nayabwarach2713
    @nayabwarach2713 7 лет назад +90

    I accidentally FaceTimed a random family. When they answered we all just laughed and I apologized before we hung up.

  • @pocket-stars
    @pocket-stars 6 лет назад +235

    A while back my friend got a text during the school day from an unknown number. It read: "Happy birthday Mary! Love you and miss you!"
    My friends name is Meghan.
    She was about to reply back "Sorry, you have the wrong number" but I grabbed the phone and replied "Aww thank you so much! I'm so glad you remembered! Love you and miss you too!"

    • @MikeeHawks
      @MikeeHawks 5 лет назад +1

      Wowwwwww

    • @faaizaaa
      @faaizaaa 5 лет назад +5

      Did the conversation go on?

    • @pocket-stars
      @pocket-stars 5 лет назад +3

      xRoseCookiie she never told me

    • @faaizaaa
      @faaizaaa 5 лет назад +3

      A Witch Named Casey you should ask her

    • @pocket-stars
      @pocket-stars 5 лет назад +5

      @@faaizaaa i will today then

  • @BonesofStarlight
    @BonesofStarlight 5 лет назад +297

    I once got a message from a wrong number, "Thinking of you!" I texted back, "I doubt that, wrong number"

    • @esh2707
      @esh2707 5 лет назад +12

      g e n u i s
      *claps*

    • @turtledude1574
      @turtledude1574 5 лет назад +9

      You should've said, "You too baby!❤️" 😂

    • @NameName2.0
      @NameName2.0 5 лет назад +2

      And then they said back.
      *No, really Alice, THINKING OF YOU*

    • @ignoremelol2576
      @ignoremelol2576 5 лет назад +2

      You should've said:
      Yea, I missed you to! Btw what's my number?
      *They send bf or gf's number*
      Screenshots and sends conversation.
      THEY BREAK UP

    • @EmrysBlackheartMc
      @EmrysBlackheartMc 5 лет назад +1

      I once got called and asked of I was the senator of Kentucky. I didn't have time to responde because they started to ramble on about stuff. .-. It was confusing.

  • @theblubus
    @theblubus Год назад +13

    I had that exact thing happen to me! LOL
    I had a guy call me on a Sunday morning yelling at me about not being present at church.
    No matter how many times I told him he has the wrong number, he kept going and would yell even louder.
    He called back about 4x and after blocking his number, I'd see he was still trying to text me filling up my spam folder. This lasted for about 2 weeks....errr.....Sundays lol
    The second time it happened, it was a woman who would call and text me demanding that I came home and that I needed to pay my child support or randomly demanding I tell her where I was. One day I said "I'm out with my wife and child." and she yelled at me some more. I felt bad know some kid somewhere has a dad who walked out on them and this woman was clearly hurt but there was nothing I could do for her other than to block her until she realized I told her it was the wrong number.

  • @Terrentol
    @Terrentol 6 лет назад +300

    One time my friend told me he got a text from a number saying
    “I am filing the divorce papers”
    So he responded
    “Um, I’m not married”
    The guy replied back
    “Oh sorry, wrong number”
    True story

  • @sydney8109
    @sydney8109 5 лет назад +561

    JAMES:THIS IS SOUBWAY NOT A GAS STATION .
    JACK:TIMMY FELL DOWN THE WELL VANCE.
    REBECA:ARE YOU MY HUSBANDS MISTRESS .

    • @eleanorking7149
      @eleanorking7149 5 лет назад +18

      Um actually i'm pretty sure it was james for the first two

    • @Katoman
      @Katoman 5 лет назад +8

      @@eleanorking7149 No, It actually was Jack, He meant jacksepticeye

    • @seanalbert81
      @seanalbert81 5 лет назад +18

      Nooooo The “Timmy fell down the well LANCE” was Theodd1sout

    • @kelsc2215
      @kelsc2215 5 лет назад +2

      @@seanalbert81 they were saying that jack (as in jacksepticeye) said it in the odd1sout video

    • @The_Mad_Regent
      @The_Mad_Regent 5 лет назад +1

      ME:THIS IS PATRICK

  • @MrFntanyl
    @MrFntanyl 4 года назад +963

    Woman: Who are you again.
    Rebecca: oh i am velma dinkly.
    Me: the random woman bought it she hasn’t actually watch Scooby Doo that woman has no childhood.

  • @imopman
    @imopman Год назад +1

    Every time I listen to this it brings a smile to my face. Thanks Rebecca.

  • @yeahyeah4001
    @yeahyeah4001 6 лет назад +332

    My wrong number story.
    Me: *Gets called by a number I don’t recognize.*
    Me: *Hangs up*

    • @mackeydenton7753
      @mackeydenton7753 6 лет назад +2

      Bmac same I get so many calls that have numbers that I don’t know (I only have a few contacts in my phone) and there always out of my country and I got so annoyed with wrong number phone calls I just started to hang up as soon I get the call

    • @h3xad3cimaldev61
      @h3xad3cimaldev61 6 лет назад

      Lol

    • @Blitzyyyy_Aj
      @Blitzyyyy_Aj 6 лет назад

      Bmac OMG.... Relating

    • @ChannelNotInUseNow
      @ChannelNotInUseNow 6 лет назад +3

      Bmac , Eh for me its:
      Wrong number: Hello?
      Me: Starts speaking everything backwards
      Wrong number: You speak no spainsh? You engrish?
      Me: Ok um * clears throat * YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER DANG IT CALL ME AGAIN AND I SWEAR YOU WONT LIKE HEARING MY HIGH PITCHED SCREECH
      Wrong number: Oh ok
      Wrong number: * hangs up *

    • @heatherhoffman4172
      @heatherhoffman4172 6 лет назад

      Bmac
      Gg

  • @samusai
    @samusai 7 лет назад +748

    My Wrong Number Story:
    Apparently I have a rather similar number to a lot of different people and businesses. I would get voice mails about filing car crash report, selling snowmobiles, restaurant reservations, and how to get an ad placed in "my" store. I would call them to let them know that they got the wrong number and they would ask "Wait isn't this XXX-XXXX?" and my reply would be "No this is XXX-XXYY".
    So the story is more based off a text. Nothing bad, just kinda cool and actually pretty touching.
    ??: Hey Ashley?
    Me: Sorry I think you have the wrong number.
    ??: You sure? This is Ashley's number.
    Me: Sorry but there is no Ashley here.
    ??: Aren't you Ashley from (city and state)
    Me: Uh, no. I'm (gives state that is on the other side of the map from him and there for putting me 3 hours ahead of them)
    ??: So you're not in tenth grade?
    Me: No, I'm not. Well out of high school actually.
    ??: Oh my bad, I wanted to know if Ashley could help me with a homework problem.
    Being me, I figured, eh if it's something that small and like that maybe I could help. I asked them what the problem was, and it was a short answer for a history question. They were having immense trouble trying to phrase it. It was obvious they knew what they wanted to answer for it. So I asked them to text me the bits and pieces they knew they wanted in that answer. I then compiled them into a somewhat decently flowing paragraph.
    They were shocked and thanked me and apologized if they kept me up. And we ended it there. About a week later I get a new text from that number.
    ??: OMFG! YOU ARE AMAZING!
    Me: Um...thank you?
    ??: No I mean it! That answer you helped me with, my teacher was so impressed they're going to use it as an example answer!
    Me: That's great! Glad to hear it.
    They thanked me, and once in awhile I would get a text here and there from them, usually helping with their answer structure for the next two years. Wasn't a bad thing I was kinda glad I got to help a kid. And during what would have been their last year, the texts weren't as frequent. The last text I got from them was they got into their dream school, and just thanked me again, saying that by looking at how I wrote out the paragraphs actually helped them finally figure out how to organize their thoughts.

    • @themightypancake5695
      @themightypancake5695 7 лет назад +52

      That is a cute story, thanks for sharing it!

    • @Catathyst
      @Catathyst 7 лет назад +59

      Wrong number game achivement: the helper badge

    • @samusai
      @samusai 7 лет назад +30

      There are times I'm am tempted to text them to see how they are doing, but knowing my luck they probably gotten a new phone and may have changed the number.

    • @Eroma12
      @Eroma12 7 лет назад +24

      Thank god there’s still good people out there

    • @yippycat5303
      @yippycat5303 7 лет назад +19

      Awww my heart

  • @lightking4921
    @lightking4921 5 лет назад +553

    Girl:"Who's this again!?!"
    Rebecca:"Velma Dinkly."
    Me:*laughing my a## off*

    • @sincerecinnamon
      @sincerecinnamon 5 лет назад +5

      It looks like roblox has followed me into RUclips, welp time to get ready for the apocalypse

    • @SomeRando8221
      @SomeRando8221 5 лет назад

      V e l m a .

    • @Lily-xx3uf
      @Lily-xx3uf 5 лет назад

      izzy chan Nyan Cat 🐈

    • @jamesprice51
      @jamesprice51 5 лет назад

      SuperBeyBladeFriend 1 why did you tag ass

    • @hazdeannahaizi6352
      @hazdeannahaizi6352 5 лет назад

      How many times im gonna kick your @$$

  • @picky228
    @picky228 Год назад +4

    "Didn't you say who you were again?"
    "...Velma Dinkley."
    THE LEVEL OF SASS _WHEEZING_

  • @insipidharpoon982
    @insipidharpoon982 6 лет назад +602

    This isn’t exactly a wrong number story, but it’s still really funny. We were allowed to have free time in our science class one day and one guy I know took out his phone and started dialing random numbers. One guy actually picked up. This is what happened.
    Random guy: “Hello, how did you get my number?”
    Guy I know: “...I found it written on the underside of a table.”
    He made this up on the spot, but guess what the other guy said?
    Random guy: “...Oh crap, I forgot I did that.”

  • @Cris-db3vw
    @Cris-db3vw 5 лет назад +313

    Someone once said happy birthday to me so I responded
    “You too”

    • @chiliboy06
      @chiliboy06 5 лет назад +6

      one time my brain was on autopilot cuz i got NO sleep the night before and when my friend said hi i said good
      like as in hows it goin
      good
      instead of hi
      what can i say

    • @thursdayplurbonym-boyporri8921
      @thursdayplurbonym-boyporri8921 5 лет назад +7

      @@chiliboy06 One time someone asked me "what's up" and I just said "great"

    • @chiliboy06
      @chiliboy06 5 лет назад +5

      *jack.exe has stopped working*

    • @reinshuttlefamily1044
      @reinshuttlefamily1044 5 лет назад +1

      One time someone said how's it going and I said yeah

    • @ringocharmley3941
      @ringocharmley3941 5 лет назад

      @@reinshuttlefamily1044 F for brains.

  • @AHHH915
    @AHHH915 4 года назад +493

    Plot twist: the woman on the phone was Rebecca from the future

    • @nickidoingstuff629
      @nickidoingstuff629 4 года назад +35

      And she was just giving herself content

    • @AHHH915
      @AHHH915 4 года назад +18

      @@nickidoingstuff629 omg yes

    • @lapii2546
      @lapii2546 4 года назад +10

      the video said the lady sounded younger idk

    • @SCP--vh4ik
      @SCP--vh4ik 3 года назад +3

      @@lapii2546 it was a “JOKE”

    • @lapii2546
      @lapii2546 3 года назад +1

      @@SCP--vh4ik i know, lol

  • @gabriellegoodwin4422
    @gabriellegoodwin4422 Год назад +6

    My brother a little while ago was added to a women’s bible study GC and no one has realized he isn’t a part of their group yet. He does little things to piss them off; promising to bring a dessert and then forgetting about it, saying he needs something and then bringing it anyway. He’s causing drama in this little Texas bible study group and I think that’s delightful.

  • @Jesse80085
    @Jesse80085 6 лет назад +239

    I would have said "hey tell your husband I said hi!"

    • @orange6693
      @orange6693 5 лет назад +3

      Or no this is PATRICK

  • @guelly9974
    @guelly9974 6 лет назад +790

    Rebecca: So everyone has that one particularly hilarious wrong number story
    Me: I dont have one

    • @epicpotato271
      @epicpotato271 6 лет назад +12

      I don't even have a phone :(

    • @notiamMavine
      @notiamMavine 6 лет назад +6

      @@epicpotato271 TheN WhAt ArE YoU TyPiNG FrOM

    • @iamsherk2605
      @iamsherk2605 6 лет назад +27

      @@notiamMavine people got laptops, computers, internet cafes, tablet, ipad etc.

    • @Vivi-xq1gg
      @Vivi-xq1gg 6 лет назад

      Same

    • @MrBerserkinTime
      @MrBerserkinTime 6 лет назад +3

      Mines just a scam caller from India

  • @Acidiqv
    @Acidiqv 7 лет назад +2043

    My wrong number story:
    Angry Woman: Hello is this rebbeca
    Me:NO THIS IS PATRICK

    • @asukacake
      @asukacake 7 лет назад +13

      DUCKY MO MO XD

    • @gobbiefox2163
      @gobbiefox2163 7 лет назад +45

      angry woman: HELLO WHY WHO IS THIS
      you: THIS IS PATRICK
      angry woman: ha ha very funny who is this
      you: THIS IS PATRICK
      angry woman: is your name ducky?
      you:NO THIS IS PATRICK

    • @asukacake
      @asukacake 7 лет назад +15

      Noobvsthatgame3 LOL NO THIS IS PATRICK!!

    • @gobbiefox2163
      @gobbiefox2163 7 лет назад +9

      NO THIS IS PATRICK

    • @asukacake
      @asukacake 7 лет назад +8

      Noobvsthatgame3 NO I AM PATRICK

  • @PlushyDom2004
    @PlushyDom2004 2 года назад +4

    This woman I’ve never heard before called my phone 3 times. The first time, my mom was trying to fix something on my phone the woman called and said “I don’t know what this number is but I’m trying to find my son”. Another time way after that I was in the garage for something I don’t remember what but the same woman called again and said the same thing. I politely told her she had the wrong number and she apologized. Not even a minute later she called me again and said the same thing, I immediately hanged up and haven’t heard from her since

  • @Mask0fFate
    @Mask0fFate 6 лет назад +409

    I once got FaceTimed by a girl I didn’t even know. She was embarrassed and we both hung up. Not even a minute later, she did it again, and we both had a laugh over the fact that she did it twice.

    • @Mr.Militant
      @Mr.Militant 6 лет назад +6

      Hahahahahahahhaahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahaha

    • @wishdankpods
      @wishdankpods 6 лет назад +2

      XD happened to me too

    • @win3565
      @win3565 6 лет назад +2

      How did she FaceTime you if she didn't know the number

    • @sergeantinky621
      @sergeantinky621 6 лет назад

      Samuel Johnson oh gosh lol

    • @subscribeofficial7134
      @subscribeofficial7134 6 лет назад +2

      now kiss

  • @douglaspeterson5791
    @douglaspeterson5791 4 года назад +4648

    Whenever my sister gets a call from someone she doesn’t know she pulls up the pacer test video on RUclips and plays that 🤣

    • @someothernarratorguy
      @someothernarratorguy 4 года назад +141

      whats a pacer test oh wait (realisation)....
      BRUH XD

    • @Ellie333jmtqkl
      @Ellie333jmtqkl 4 года назад +100

      Oh God the *pacer test-*

    • @ggitggud8242
      @ggitggud8242 4 года назад +184

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    • @HELLO-td3lb
      @HELLO-td3lb 4 года назад +38

      What is the pacer test video about???

    • @ggitggud8242
      @ggitggud8242 4 года назад +69

      @@HELLO-td3lb it’s about the fitness grand pacer test. DUH.

  • @gell2277
    @gell2277 6 лет назад +86

    I remember once an old lady called me when I was about 12. She asked "is this Anne?" and I said "no, sorry, you have the wrong number." and she just kept screaming at me "WHERE IS ANNE? ARE YOU HER FRIEND?" for like 15 minutes until i hung up

    • @yikesyikes2202
      @yikesyikes2202 6 лет назад

      Hahahhahaha

    • @kstormgeistgem461
      @kstormgeistgem461 4 года назад

      ... okay that's just sad. some reason, i got the feeling the woman calling likely had dementia and things just went south from there for her.

  • @angel.videography
    @angel.videography 2 года назад +2

    Me: *gets a spam call:* "hi, I'm contacting regarding your car's extended warranty"

  • @rebeccaharrison4029
    @rebeccaharrison4029 9 лет назад +2004

    How do you not have more subscribers?!?!

  • @killerfrostbite
    @killerfrostbite 6 лет назад +279

    "Velma Dinkley"
    *dies*

  • @quilwantspizza6539
    @quilwantspizza6539 5 лет назад +676

    Me: hello?
    Random caller: hello, it’s this Walmart?
    Me: no this is Patrick

  • @Im_Not_Here57
    @Im_Not_Here57 3 года назад +3

    I keep getting calls for Hope. I just kept replying "None here I'm Hopeless."

  • @eddyneedssleep
    @eddyneedssleep 7 лет назад +528

    One time I got a text message saying "happy birthday" it wasn't my birthday...not even close...so whoever's birthday it was, happy birthday 🙂

    • @aishumenon278
      @aishumenon278 7 лет назад +8

      That happened to me too!

    • @ranaestom13
      @ranaestom13 7 лет назад +17

      That happened to my sister.

    • @Medieva1
      @Medieva1 7 лет назад +11

      Fro Vids same

    • @charleslee9622
      @charleslee9622 7 лет назад +3

      Fro Vids I got a email that said "I was wondering after all these years of you still love me" lmao I replied with "Buzz buzz"

  • @cookie_animation9091
    @cookie_animation9091 5 лет назад +756

    Normal people: *hang up*
    not normal: see how its going to end
    weird: act along

    • @eyemoisturizer
      @eyemoisturizer 4 года назад +15

      cookie _Animation memey: no this is patrick

    • @chobbis3
      @chobbis3 4 года назад +11

      guess i'm weird then

    • @squeegeez624
      @squeegeez624 4 года назад +3

      @@chobbis3 lol me too me too bro

    • @DustyHoney
      @DustyHoney 4 года назад +5

      No. Boring people hang up, not normal people.

    • @darth_hideous-l9q
      @darth_hideous-l9q 4 года назад +4

      Hotel: Triviago
      (If I spelled it correctly)

  • @Dan-qy6zv
    @Dan-qy6zv 6 лет назад +233

    My storys is of a woman who was calling for a family protection program. She was saying that she and two of her children were being a abused by a man, who she didn't say if he was a boyfriend or husband. I was SO confused and became a bit saddened to say she had the wrong number. She gave a polite laugh and said sorry, and I said that I hope she and her children find safe haven from that man and hung up. To this day, I still don't know what hsppened to her, but wherever she is, I hope she and her children are safe.

    • @aynameejay
      @aynameejay 6 лет назад +12

      That's very nice of you.

    • @colorgachagamer3255
      @colorgachagamer3255 6 лет назад +8

      You are very kind for being helpful to that person and hoping she and her kids are alright! I LOVE NICE PEEPS ON RUclips!

    • @kenniengland
      @kenniengland 6 лет назад +9

      Wow, that's sad, I hope things are better for her and her children as well and they got away from that cruel man...

    • @h3xad3cimaldev61
      @h3xad3cimaldev61 6 лет назад

      Dude that's so nice

    • @Kaytubeow157rfbrtmvs
      @Kaytubeow157rfbrtmvs 6 лет назад

      You are very kind. And not to be rude but I think you have a typo

  • @Superkid33
    @Superkid33 2 года назад +17

    My great aunt once got a spam call
    Her: “Hello, the person you’re trying to talk to is currently in jail.”
    * the other person hangs up *
    A little while later she got a call from a number and was going to say the same thing. She suddenly realized it was her son and stopped herself from saying it. The worst part is that her son has been to jail multiple times so that would have been so awkward if she said that to him XD

  • @Bibiyoshika
    @Bibiyoshika 6 лет назад +100

    "Good luck Chris, you're screwed no matter what you say." LOL

  • @FlowerMama23
    @FlowerMama23 7 лет назад +767

    My mom's wrong number story:
    On our way home from the grocery store, my mom and I get a phone call from a number that's very similar to hers. When she answered it, it was some random guy asking us "Yo, who dis?" and "Ya'll better cut this sh*t out and stop callin me! Dis some bullsh*t y'all playing and I ain't haven't it!" And she and I were both stunned at the whole ordeal.
    Edit: Wow! You guys seem extremely invested in my mom's wrong number incident. I didn't know that this would garner a lot of attention. I'm impressed!

    • @lunamoon1762
      @lunamoon1762 7 лет назад +3

      FlowerQueen 😂😂😂😂

    • @swllzllck133
      @swllzllck133 7 лет назад +3

      so a thuggo called you and you just didn't delete the number after the like 4th time

    • @FlowerMama23
      @FlowerMama23 7 лет назад +2

      It was my mom's number. She said it was the first time she got that number.

    • @bri3232
      @bri3232 7 лет назад +6

      You should of said I’ve contacted the police there coming your way , just to scare him 😂

    • @burningchihuahua9159
      @burningchihuahua9159 7 лет назад +1

      FlowerQueen Theres an app that does prank calls. One of those pranks is exactly what you said.

  • @qcookie_
    @qcookie_ 6 лет назад +138

    Girl:What is your name again?
    Becca:Velama Dinkly...
    Girl:Well Velma-

    • @pierreodendaal6519
      @pierreodendaal6519 6 лет назад +2

      Kayla Stuff
      OMG. How uncultured must someone be to not know Good ol' Scooby Doo?

  • @AlainaxAva
    @AlainaxAva Год назад +6

    This is how mine went (text):
    Stranger: Oh hello my daughter!
    Stranger: I've missed you so much! How have you been?
    Me: Sorry, you have the wrong number!
    Stranger: Oh I'm very sorry. I'll check what she said the number was.
    (A couple mins later)
    Stranger: Sweetie, don't lie to me. I know it's you.
    Me: I'm sorry, but I don't know who you are. You have the wrong number.
    Stranger: No, you told me you got a new phone and you said this was the number!
    Me: Well your daughter must have lied to you because I've had this phone for 4 years and I don't know you.
    Stranger: Stop lying to me! I know I hurt your feelings in our last fight but please come back home!
    Me: Look, I'm not your daughter and she either gave you the wrong number or you need to check the number again.
    Stranger: I hate that I raised a liar.
    Me: Okay well good luck with your daughter. I'm gonna block this number now. I would suggest trying to text her old phone number.
    Stranger: Don't you dare ignore your mother!
    (I blocked the number)

  • @bepositiveclothingandlifes1192
    @bepositiveclothingandlifes1192 4 года назад +538

    You should have said: Ma'am this is a McDonalds. 🤣

    • @BigDank166
      @BigDank166 4 года назад +15

      Calm Down Satan

    • @railers6123
      @railers6123 4 года назад +24

      Welcome to Jeff’s funeral home and pizzaria where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce how may we help you today

    • @bread7893
      @bread7893 4 года назад +2

      7 months to late

    • @joannromero6327
      @joannromero6327 4 года назад +2

      GG!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆😆😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😃😃😃😀😃😃😃😃😄😁😁😄😄😄😅😄😅😂😄😂😄😅😄😄😅😁😂😅😁😂😁😅😄😂😄😂😄😅😅😁😄😂😂😄😂😄😂😄😁😂😄😅😄😆😆😄😅😄😅😄😆😄😅😄😅

    • @bread7893
      @bread7893 4 года назад +2

      @@joannromero6327 no

  • @aliencommander632
    @aliencommander632 7 лет назад +1522

    Me:*sees a missing call that could possibly have been from a client of mine and calls them back
    old Woman:"Who is this and why are you calling me!?"
    Me: "Hello..."
    Old Woman: "Is this Marc?"
    Me:"No, this is (My name)"
    Old Woman:"Sorry I don't know anyone by that name, SO WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME!?"
    Me:"Because I have a missing call from this number, and wan..."
    Old Woman:"(My name) are you drunk?"
    Me:"No, I'm not drunk, I'm 14"
    (BTW I help my dad at his job to get sales wich is why I said that it could be a client)
    Old Woman:"Okay, do you smoke pot?"
    Me:"No, I'm only 14!?"
    Old Woman:"Look (My name) if you don't stop calling me I will call the police and report a drunk, pot smoking 14 year old harassing me, so stop doing pot al..."
    Me:*Hangs up in hopes that the human race gets better soon

    • @casualgamer9728
      @casualgamer9728 7 лет назад +4

      AlienCommander Lol

    • @XPurpleMyth3
      @XPurpleMyth3 7 лет назад +79

      Tsk. Maybe the old woman is drunk xD

    • @aliencommander632
      @aliencommander632 7 лет назад +7

      XPurple Myth :3 Maybe XD

    • @nguyencaokhanhngoc2585
      @nguyencaokhanhngoc2585 7 лет назад +24

      AlienCommander that lady is crazy

    • @Aidea._.
      @Aidea._. 7 лет назад +13

      Maybe it was one of those advertisements. I've heard that they use other people's numbers, and I even tried texting back when one of those advertisements called me, and the person who I texted seemed to be really confused when I texted the number.

  • @ezrahasleftthechat5852
    @ezrahasleftthechat5852 4 года назад +1210

    “Good luck Chris, you’re screwed no matter what you say.”
    Me: Chris most likely lost two things that day: first his phone, then his wife. A sad day indeed.

    • @thegoldencatwithapen6120
      @thegoldencatwithapen6120 3 года назад +21

      @found the change name option lol She was probably spying on him through the phone, so neither was a total loss.

    • @Leeeph
      @Leeeph 3 года назад +3

      @found the change name option lol lol teehee

    • @CanIHaveJuiceBox
      @CanIHaveJuiceBox 3 года назад +2

      He could have also lost a life mentally or physically by his wife killing him or because my life is just online lol

    • @Tenebris-
      @Tenebris- 2 года назад +1

      He might have lost one other thing that day, and men hate getting hit there

    • @teatalks3426
      @teatalks3426 2 года назад

      Oof

  • @alphaareus
    @alphaareus 3 года назад +6

    "Do you know my husband, Chris Miller?"
    "No, but i know his good friend, Phil Lord."

  • @DaBezzzz
    @DaBezzzz 6 лет назад +2185

    Poor Chris

    • @kaylaackles911
      @kaylaackles911 6 лет назад +28

      thats what i was going to say

    • @DaBezzzz
      @DaBezzzz 6 лет назад +8

      i know longer check notifications lel well yes that is always an option

    • @sunflowertara7047
      @sunflowertara7047 6 лет назад +15

      Wait,how did she know it wasn't HER number?Maybe they have similar numbers!

    • @kaytechurchill8283
      @kaytechurchill8283 6 лет назад +2

      Dabezz YES

    • @alicedameifwa2313
      @alicedameifwa2313 6 лет назад +2

      DaBezz ya

  • @HippiesUnited
    @HippiesUnited 4 года назад +710

    When your professor’s name is Chris Miller...

  • @Jingleheart-yx8kt
    @Jingleheart-yx8kt 7 лет назад +340

    My wrong number story:
    Girl: Hello, is this -my name is private-
    Me: Yea, hi?
    Girl: Can you stop bullying my friend?
    Me: ..what?
    Girl: You know damn well! Wilt -last name-, apparently The Wilting Flower? I’m gonna get you expelled, ya know! My name’s -her name is private-, you better remember it, it’s the last name you’ll hear!
    Me: Uh, I think you have the wrong number..
    Girl: Don’t pull that crap! You know you’ve been bullying her, I have your address!
    Me: Then what is it?
    Girl: 1234 Youranidot on Stupay street!
    (By now, I couldn’t believe someone told this idiot they live on 1234 Youranidiot on Stupid street. This was too much.)
    Me: **laughs**
    Girl: Laugh it up! I’m coming over right now with a gun! You better be scared!
    Me: Okay, good luck, haha
    (The next day in the newspaper, on one page I read there was a girl with her same name arrested for driving around with a gun and a knife. It was reported she wanted to kill a bully, and I knew it was her. I just laughed and kinda wanted to high-five that bully. Sorry, Wilting Flower.)

    • @abbyelizabeth4756
      @abbyelizabeth4756 7 лет назад +16

      Jingleheart 1994 this needs more likes holy shit 😂

    • @moasjoyfriend8343
      @moasjoyfriend8343 7 лет назад +23

      Now that's called INSTANT KARMA!!

    • @amittenforkitten7016
      @amittenforkitten7016 7 лет назад +15

      I really hope they were trying to make a joke on that address thing.

    • @ace-ue9tv
      @ace-ue9tv 7 лет назад +3

      Jingleheart 1994 wow

    • @CaptainSweatpants90
      @CaptainSweatpants90 7 лет назад +6

      Soooo... Have you actually been bullying someone? Did you know the name of the person you were supposedly bullying? Apparently it wasn't really a wrong number thing, because this girl knew your name, sooo... What's the bigger story here?

  • @burrit01
    @burrit01 9 месяцев назад +4

    I keep getting texts from people who think I'm some guy named charles who is selling a property nearby. he must have put the wrong number on the sign XD