Part of me would like to believe the spitoon dialogues are a conersation between two of the developers, one of which hates having to describe the spitoons, and the other loving the idea of the spitoons as much as Mark.
Mark, the circus is very cool, but you have to know what to do to get to it. It doesn't just open over time, you have to do stuff at it. 1. Win every large prize (30-40 in all base stats) 2. Help the bottle cap guy, look in lost and found by the hot dog guy. 3. Look at all three of the mirrors in the sideshow multiple times, but read it each time and talk to the clown about it. 4. Find a way to take a closer look at the eggs, talk to the clown about the eye guy to find a way. After you do all of that, when you get in the main show, be brave and don't start trouble when you get into Barnaby bobs trailer You don't have to, but like so Mark can see!
@@phoenixthedutchie149 Relatable, honestly. My first D&D game wound up being nicknamed the “Almost Apocalypse” campaign due to how many times they almost (or did) ruin everything… Almost pissed off an adult silver dragon NPC who they needed to be on good terms with for a quest… Pissed off a goddess of undeath… Pissed off a mummy lord… Pissed off an ancient blue dragon… Thought they summoned Tiamat but that was just me fucking with them with a modified illusory dragon spell... Robbed the demon lord Graz’zt, nearly got killed by him since he trapped them in his vault, narrowly escaped, then taunted him until he got annoyed and conquered their home city… Pissed off a devil by drawing the Flames card from the deck of many…
Y'know, I played through this game before I watched Markiplier do it to avoid spoilers. I recognized "Breadwood" as an obvious pun on Deadwood, but what I didn't catch was how "they all like swearing" there. "Cakesucker" is prominently used in the show (kinda), and how "Pharaoh" is actually Faro, an obscure card game mentioned in the show a lot. I don't know how I didn't realize this until watching Mark's playthrough.
mark: (sees a spittoon) writer: "don't do it" mark: "im gonna ruin his life" also, you should have gotten the ghost horse. i imagine you just randomly slipping through him
5:32 I don't think Mark understood the art joke. For anyone else that may not have caught it: *Edvard Munch was a Norwegian painter, most known for painting **_The Scream_** (1893).* The binoculars were drawn in the shape of the subject in that very painting.
Wonder what it's like in the spitoon factory "Hey, you think that we should put an air 'fresherner in this thingy?" "Nahh, what kind'a dumbo puts their hands in a foxtrotin' spitoon?!" "A guy with bad temper who is half Asian and half German that can speak in a deep voice yet scream like a high pitched girl that I know would do it." "Tell 'em to stop, puttin' yer grubby mits in a spitoon is an offense to the bacteriers in that there spit." "Nah, it's too late for 'em....."
I screen recorded that part just to send to my party dming them hurts they’ve derailed my plot so far instead of curing the plauge in the world as the main plot they’re off on a pirate arc with they’re dying friend a pissed off demon god and a gay himbo. They are currently trying to Beth the himbo and the dying man to date It hurts
@@oscarthemoon Yes but at this point really want it to be over it should be by now But they practically begged me to give them the pirate arc they didn’t even participate in they converted their captain to communism stopped at an island flirted with 6 people tried to kidnap a prophet then left I’m mostly excited to give them the final boss battle and give them their bad ending for this
When he's looking in those spittoons, it's like the main character is hearing voices. It makes me think that the protagonist is insane. (Considering the number of spittoons he's shoved his hands in.)
I played this game. My name was Atkins Marshal Cassidy and my little brother, Rufus, kept sending me air as a gift. I put my hand in every spitoon, gained cowruption, than cured myself with Kellogg brand purity. I got good "endings."
The spitoon readings are always hilarious. I think despite how cleverly written this game is, I get the impression that the creator had the biggest blast with writing for them. It always cracks me up.
1:05 "What's a guffin?" A guffin "Increases your nothing by zero for the rest of the day" :P 10:21 Narrator: "You find nothing" You:"Ha I found something all right" And all the walls were broken XD
My great grandfather is the real Roy Bean, so it's always nice to see a mention of him in media. I don't recall him owning a jelly bean shop because he was a judge, but that might've been his side hustle lol.
Fun fact from my childhood: i learned #3 pencils are lighter than #2, and the #1's are dark black. My grandfather worked for J&L Steel in Pittsburgh, Pa, and he'd brought home a few boxes of #1, #2 & #3 pencils with the Co name embossed on the side :)
This reminds me. I HATE when a support team of some organization asks for the same identification stuff over and over again each time you call them for inquiry like a machine as if to be sheer annoyance while they show literally no attitude to solving anything, and the fact that they seem to rationalize that for being "proper". Hmm? Does that ring any bell?
LOL, I love it. Roy Bean house of justice &jellybean! Awesome Easter egg. Err, Bean was the legendary "hangin judge" of the wild west. When he wasn't doing that he was running hisl saloon!!
I love how after the 3rd spittoon, the guy who is trying to stop you just gives up and forces you to continue digging in the spittoon because no matter what he does, he cant stop you XD
Fun Fact, Edvard Munch was a real person and was the famous expressionist artist who created the well-known piece The Scream // 5:37 // (I knew someday my art classes would come in handy XD)
Narrator: oh no, he’s going into a new saloon. God please don’t notice... Mark, spotting the spittoon from across the room: I’m bouta end this man’s whole career.
I love the look of pure glee Mark gets when he encounters another spittoon. And it tickles me seeing him be so tickled by the narration when fetching things from the spittoons.
Krazed Channel No, but you can have a MAguffin. It's something you'll think is super-important, but it'll turn out to be completely arbitrary to the plot
The ghostwood part is the most infuriating part of this game until you are watching someone else play it. Also I'm betting someone set that town on fire because of the bureaucracy
Cam someone PLEASE animate the Ghost Card Identification bit @ 17:59? I love how the stick figure reflects Marks frustration as he bounces back and forth...
Don't worry guys, I've got a small box named Tim, a cupcake plush that squeaks, and pictures of his dog Chica. At precisely midnight tonight, I am going to attempt to summon Lord Markiplier to banish the scam demons.
All of that bureaucratic red tape just to find out he doesn't have enough Meat for a glass of beer. I don't think Markiplier stands a ghost of a chance here... Mark has two guffins by now...I haven't seen anything after this, nor have I played the game myself (although I'm enjoying the hell out of watching him play it) but I'm thinking he has to find someone named Mick. The guffins probably used to belong to Mick, or Mick originally made them & they've been shuffled around over time, or he's wanting to acquire more guffins for himself...They're *Mick Guffins*
"Sorry, your permit has expired."
...hasn't *everything* in Ghostwood 'expired'?
Lol
How do you bold out a word like that? Sorry lol
@@robertmatthews1298 you do *this* EX *(insert sentence/word here) *
@@adminho1508 *got it* ty 😘
@@adminho1508 like *this?*
Part of me would like to believe the spitoon dialogues are a conersation between two of the developers, one of which hates having to describe the spitoons, and the other loving the idea of the spitoons as much as Mark.
Mark, the circus is very cool, but you have to know what to do to get to it. It doesn't just open over time, you have to do stuff at it.
1. Win every large prize (30-40 in all base stats)
2. Help the bottle cap guy, look in lost and found by the hot dog guy.
3. Look at all three of the mirrors in the sideshow multiple times, but read it each time and talk to the clown about it.
4. Find a way to take a closer look at the eggs, talk to the clown about the eye guy to find a way.
After you do all of that, when you get in the main show, be brave and don't start trouble when you get into Barnaby bobs trailer
You don't have to, but like so Mark can see!
All you need to do is investigate the sideshow thoroughly.
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Make sure to also say 'you need me' to Barnaby Bob no matter what
I love how happy mark gets when he sees spittoon
League Master gg at this point it's an addiction for him to dig through spittoons
Spittoon: *exists
Markiplier:
The best part of the series without a doubt.
*Shlopp*
Yes
"I hope they have to invent a whole new kind of trench foot just for you. I hope they name it after you."
Imagine having mumflr's foot
"I would just end it right there, doesn't even matter what the actual symptoms are."
@@libertyprime3827 haha salmonella
I think that's gonna be the official name for his stupid walking.
Then you should have some pity for Mumflr himself because he's got two of them.
This is just DnD, honestly. Especially whenever he finds a spittoon, or how he just has a Goblin friend named Gary. Not to mention Stupid Walking.
I literally screen recorded that spittoon part just to send to my party because dming then is a fools quest
@@phoenixthedutchie149 that sounds like a fun party
@@Egggggggggggggggggggggggggggghthey ended the world
@@phoenixthedutchie149 Relatable, honestly. My first D&D game wound up being nicknamed the “Almost Apocalypse” campaign due to how many times they almost (or did) ruin everything…
Almost pissed off an adult silver dragon NPC who they needed to be on good terms with for a quest…
Pissed off a goddess of undeath…
Pissed off a mummy lord…
Pissed off an ancient blue dragon…
Thought they summoned Tiamat but that was just me fucking with them with a modified illusory dragon spell...
Robbed the demon lord Graz’zt, nearly got killed by him since he trapped them in his vault, narrowly escaped, then taunted him until he got annoyed and conquered their home city…
Pissed off a devil by drawing the Flames card from the deck of many…
@@EndertheDragon0922 Could've created The Sinister 6 out of the ones they pissed off.
Mark's look of pure happiness and joy when he finds a spittoon....
Rewatching this 5 years later, that look of ecstatic *joy* on Mark's face at 9:42 is such a treat.
Also real watching it
Y'know, I played through this game before I watched Markiplier do it to avoid spoilers. I recognized "Breadwood" as an obvious pun on Deadwood, but what I didn't catch was how "they all like swearing" there. "Cakesucker" is prominently used in the show (kinda), and how "Pharaoh" is actually Faro, an obscure card game mentioned in the show a lot. I don't know how I didn't realize this until watching Mark's playthrough.
mark: (sees a spittoon)
writer: "don't do it"
mark: "im gonna ruin his life"
also, you should have gotten the ghost horse.
i imagine you just randomly slipping through him
5:32 I don't think Mark understood the art joke.
For anyone else that may not have caught it:
*Edvard Munch was a Norwegian painter, most known for painting **_The Scream_** (1893).*
The binoculars were drawn in the shape of the subject in that very painting.
I knew the name sounded familiar!
Thanks for pointing that out.
Cameron Wethly Cheers man. I knew the artist but i didnt notice the binoculars were in the shape of the scream's subject.
Oh neat
As an art student, I am heavily disappointed in myself
I genuinely thought Edward Munch was the inventor of the first telescope💀
Wonder what it's like in the spitoon factory
"Hey, you think that we should put an air 'fresherner in this thingy?"
"Nahh, what kind'a dumbo puts their hands in a foxtrotin' spitoon?!"
"A guy with bad temper who is half Asian and half German that can speak in a deep voice yet scream like a high pitched girl that I know would do it."
"Tell 'em to stop, puttin' yer grubby mits in a spitoon is an offense to the bacteriers in that there spit."
"Nah, it's too late for 'em....."
Da Dragon Durp THIS NEEDS TO BE TOP COMMENT!!!
AGREED!
_DEWG Gaming_ That's a nice thing to say
Da Dragon Durp i love this
wait, is mark really half german? I didnt know that haha
all of the spittoon scenes have the same energy as a chaotic dnd player arguing with their exasperated dm
I screen recorded that part just to send to my party dming them hurts they’ve derailed my plot so far instead of curing the plauge in the world as the main plot they’re off on a pirate arc with they’re dying friend a pissed off demon god and a gay himbo. They are currently trying to Beth the himbo and the dying man to date
It hurts
@@phoenixthedutchie149 is it fun though
@@oscarthemoon Yes but at this point really want it to be over it should be by now
But they practically begged me to give them the pirate arc they didn’t even participate in they converted their captain to communism stopped at an island flirted with 6 people tried to kidnap a prophet then left
I’m mostly excited to give them the final boss battle and give them their bad ending for this
16:03 Mark: **sees gravestones** "Hello, Why are you dead?"
9:40 Spitoon
12:32 Foragin'!
15:34 Owl-be back
thanks man
Why did I read that last one in a terminator voice lmao
"Hello, why are you dead?"
-Markiplier 2017
You can't just ask why they're dead!
“Why are you running?”
*why are you gay?*
16:04
When he's looking in those spittoons, it's like the main character is hearing voices. It makes me think that the protagonist is insane. (Considering the number of spittoons he's shoved his hands in.)
Mark went through all that trouble for a ghost visitor ID and they didn’t even let him Russell around in there ghost spittoon…
RIP
When you only watch these videos for the sake of Markiplier putting his hand into the spittoons...
Daniel Lee i kinda feel bad for the game...that has to deal with this.(his weak stomach and all...)
How'd you know?????
I played this game. My name was Atkins Marshal Cassidy and my little brother, Rufus, kept sending me air as a gift.
I put my hand in every spitoon, gained cowruption, than cured myself with Kellogg brand purity. I got good "endings."
The spitoon readings are always hilarious. I think despite how cleverly written this game is, I get the impression that the creator had the biggest blast with writing for them. It always cracks me up.
1:05 "What's a guffin?" A guffin "Increases your nothing by zero for the rest of the day" :P
10:21 Narrator: "You find nothing" You:"Ha I found something all right" And all the walls were broken XD
"Howdy, stranger. I'm Hobart Buppert." *grins smugly*
"Hi Hobart, I'm Mumflr Fumperdink. " *scowls then smiles*
"I-I have been defeated..." *frowns*
YES
(BTW my names welpononflee mldeenyflompflup)
5:03 "well that's bizarre" out of everything in this game, he thought Jelly Beans were bizarre.
Odd.
I LOVE THE EDVARD MUNCH THING! He painted the painting "the scream" and the telescope thing looks like the character from that oof that's great
The spitoons are priority.
Elythas But no touch is no fun!
Elythas then you can get them all afterwards
Caresse Davis they are like the porta pottys in borderlands. They contain loot
I...I.....I GOT NEWBOOTS
the dancing bum 😂😂😂
This game is the definition of Markiplier
Haha AGREED! XD
Ikr?
no wonder why cows & clowns are the silly enemies of this game
Marth Mako I SECOND THIS! 😂😂
Mar
Roses are red
Chica is snoofy
I can't help but notice
Marks hair is so floofy
* insert clever profile name here * What kind of kawai person are you?
Dragon On drugs a very odd one.
FLOOF THE HAIR FOR POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gary is to not be knowing Chica.
Gary you good me liking you
I like Garry,
He's the best.
Joanna 江
Gary is also much of liking.
Yes Gary is much like all
Oh! This comment is a greatness! Gary doing a liking!
*Gary
Gary I taking much to the liking. Many more episodes with him me hoping.
My great grandfather is the real Roy Bean, so it's always nice to see a mention of him in media. I don't recall him owning a jelly bean shop because he was a judge, but that might've been his side hustle lol.
When you find a spittoon and be like
I don't need it
I don't need it
I don't need it
I NEED IT
Can I get 1000 Subs? NO NO PINKY!
Me when I see bleach
9:44 oh yeah 😂😂😂
IIIIIIII NEEEEEEDDDDDD IIIIIIITTTT
Spartan-187B no
At this point, adding spittoon in the title is clickbait for this series.
Clickbait is where you put something in the title of the vid that is not in the vid. This isn't clickbait.
This is well-said
Lol Minecraft - maybe "Spitbait?" lol :) :)
@@tobotw2988 r/whoosh
your clickbait
Spitoon and markiplier, i ship em
Their ship name is spitiplier
MARKITOON!~ The Cartoon version of SPITIPLIER!~
No
I wish someone would look at me the way Mark looks at spitoons
Just wait for the honeymoon. He wears em like a hat
The look of pure childlike joy on Mark's face when he sees the spitoon..
Lmao when Mark was tryin to make a spooky ghost voice Hurricane Irma ramped up in background and scared the crap outta me. Perfect timing XD
"Can I build it out of bones" well yes Mark, yes you actually can...
Honestly, one of my favorite unappreciated things about this game is the narrator's dialogue to explain what happens to a book after you read it.
Get yourself someone who looks at you the way Mark looks at spitoons.
Fun fact from my childhood: i learned #3 pencils are lighter than #2, and the #1's are dark black. My grandfather worked for J&L Steel in Pittsburgh, Pa, and he'd brought home a few boxes of #1, #2 & #3 pencils with the Co name embossed on the side :)
This reminds me. I HATE when a support team of some organization asks for the same identification stuff over and over again each time you call them for inquiry like a machine as if to be sheer annoyance while they show literally no attitude to solving anything, and the fact that they seem to rationalize that for being "proper". Hmm? Does that ring any bell?
It just sounds like every bureaucracy that ever existed anywhere at any time period, that's all.
Commentator: "It's probably dangerous to interrupt this"
Mark: "Woah, alright then."
Taking a few seconds to think,
Me: "Oh God"
I saw the title- almost considered skipping to this instantly from like episode 5 XD Every spitoon is like the highlight of the episode (:
Ghostwood works exactly like, and is as pointlessly expensive as, any government department I've ever had the wonderful luck to work with.
Honestly the spittoon banter between the narrator and the player is the best and most genius part of this whole game
LOL, I love it. Roy Bean house of justice &jellybean! Awesome Easter egg. Err, Bean was the legendary "hangin judge" of the wild west. When he wasn't doing that he was running hisl saloon!!
If you see "Markiplier GIVE AWY" in the comments, report them right away from spam. I swear, I just reported about 20 of their horrible comments.
Temmie Chang thank you
M
i cant believe i never thought of hat.... wow.... thanks!
PREACH
Not many peeps in the comments have brains.
"BREADWOD OR MAYO"
sTOP PRESSURING ME *anxious sweating*
"Let's go to Ghostwood, just 'cause that sounds interesting."
Ah. Yes.
I love how after the 3rd spittoon, the guy who is trying to stop you just gives up and forces you to continue digging in the spittoon because no matter what he does, he cant stop you XD
Spittoons: *Exist*
Mark: I'Ll TaKe YoUr EnTiRE sToCk!
West of Loathing is like a western who took too much Xanax
That particular genre is called "weird west", and West of Loathing is weirdest of them.
**cough cough** *wacky wasteland* **cough cough**
Fun Fact, Edvard Munch was a real person and was the famous expressionist artist who created the well-known piece The Scream // 5:37 //
(I knew someday my art classes would come in handy XD)
I KNEW I had heard that name somwhere before! Thanks for this.
Narrator: oh no, he’s going into a new saloon. God please don’t notice...
Mark, spotting the spittoon from across the room: I’m bouta end this man’s whole career.
16:27 Mark: “Let’s go to the Ghostwood first, ‘cause that sounds interesting”
Me: Oh you poor sweet summer child, you have no idea what you’re in for
I love the look of pure glee Mark gets when he encounters another spittoon. And it tickles me seeing him be so tickled by the narration when fetching things from the spittoons.
9:44 couldnt stop laughing at that reaction haha
omg lol
Can i get my *GUFFIN* now?
Just.... no.
Krazed Channel No, but you can have a MAguffin. It's something you'll think is super-important, but it'll turn out to be completely arbitrary to the plot
@@LiamLightwolf As long as it's tasty.
8:03, marks face when he says "no"
The spittoons make me laugh until it hurts THE SPITTOONS ARE THE BEST I literally watched that part over and over again I love this hilarious game
Somehow this game has captured the disappointment of DMs with their players, with this narrator and these spittoons.
2 episodes of this almost back to back?! *YES!!!* This is like my favorite series right now, one of my favorite ever!
You should rename yourself the Looney Of The Spitooney.
Captions on point or something. Hidden lore in there.
The ghostwood part is the most infuriating part of this game until you are watching someone else play it. Also I'm betting someone set that town on fire because of the bureaucracy
Mark is the Dirty/Sticky Bandit! XD
(Home Alone reference)
5:03 she’s whistling “moon river” ❤️❤️
Okay that was a lot of madness.... But that beer is probably totally worth it
Oohhhhh, hello west of loathing. It's been to long. Welcome back old friend. Oh hello to you too mark
Velaicimo oh hi mark
oh hai mawk
Mumflr Sneaky Marshal Fumperdink is the most protagonistic protaganist on this side of the west
The Spittoon scenes have big “beleaguered DM” energy.
I saw the title of the video and knew that *Today would be a good day.*
1:44 it's a blazing saddles reference
I Love This Game, It Is So Funny. 😂
Squirrel Is Amazing same
Squirrel Is Amazing the walking kills me😂
The walking is the best part XD
ColinOnFleek the spittoons are the best part
Indiddle.
9:41 The way his face lit up when he saw that dirty spittoon was simply priceless
Cam someone PLEASE animate the Ghost Card Identification bit @ 17:59? I love how the stick figure reflects Marks frustration as he bounces back and forth...
It took me way too long to get the potemkin joke. That being several years
The stupid walking alone makes this game worth the 11 bucks... 😂😂
Not to mention that 11 itself is a (very) long-standing injoke in Kingdom of Loathing... "Eleven. That's ridiculous. It's not even funny." :D
JustRidiculous lol I laughed so hard at this 😂
StrikeLight My reaction to it is on my channel. I laughed pretty hard😂
Gary not notice any walking of stupid. I walkings like all normal goblins.
9:43
Mark: *gasp* ANOTHER SPITTOON!
Me: I’m about to die of laughter again
15:37 the pure joy Mark got from that terrible pun is unbelOwlvable
Apparently a guffin is a New York City folklore creature that burrows between the highline
"Let's go to Ghostwood first, that sounds interesting,"
Yeah... interesting.
Finally you're back we missed ya
Don't worry guys, I've got a small box named Tim, a cupcake plush that squeaks, and pictures of his dog Chica. At precisely midnight tonight, I am going to attempt to summon Lord Markiplier to banish the scam demons.
HomicidalSoup42 I feel like I should join in on this ritual
Those spittoons are the single greatest source of enjoyment in this entire game!
Nobody is talking about the close captions at the very beginning?
Gary is mark's spirit animal, he voices him so perfectly
Ive been *W A I T I N G*
7 years of it?
Mark's been *W I T H O U T W I F I*
he was making an *A W E S O M E* (don't know if that's true) *V I D E O* XD
IT WAS WORTH EVERY SECOND
Krazed Channel so true.
0:03 anyone else watching with subtitles?
Yeah what was that
All of that bureaucratic red tape just to find out he doesn't have enough Meat for a glass of beer. I don't think Markiplier stands a ghost of a chance here...
Mark has two guffins by now...I haven't seen anything after this, nor have I played the game myself (although I'm enjoying the hell out of watching him play it) but I'm thinking he has to find someone named Mick. The guffins probably used to belong to Mick, or Mick originally made them & they've been shuffled around over time, or he's wanting to acquire more guffins for himself...They're *Mick Guffins*
Absolutely loved the silence of Mark at the beginning of the video watching the horse that stands up.Priceless!
Hey mark! I heard you donated 5K to Elton's Live stream! That's super nice and they now are way closer to their goal!!
Thankyou Mark!
Mark(4 episodes ago) I HATE THIS GAME
Mark(right now) oh I love this game
Markiplier uploads at my birthday is the best!! 😭❤️❤️
mono CHROME kinda late, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
He uploads everyday though.
Ivy McKinley lol ikr
Ivy McKinley not EVERY day
mono CHROME the day before my brothers
Ghostwood is just like the DMV
marks face is so pure when he sees the spitoon
9:40
*Oh no*
1:27 out the back door god damn but I love her anyway
*walks up to a grave* “Hello! why are you dead?”
I really like this LP, Mark's fun at voices and his thoroughness is a huge benefit in this game.
5:31 "Can I build it out of bones?"
YOU TOTALLY CAN