Can You Beat Far Cry 4 With Only A Machete?

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  • @PresidentAutumn
    @PresidentAutumn 3 года назад +4215

    “Can you beat Far Cry 4 without attacking anything?”
    Just sits there and gets the secret ending at the beginning.

    • @serwalkerofthekeynes8761
      @serwalkerofthekeynes8761 3 года назад +326

      I recall not paying attention when I was starting, ole pagan chattering away..
      Next thing I know I'm seeing credits roll 🤣

    • @johnm3907
      @johnm3907 3 года назад +56

      @@serwalkerofthekeynes8761 that didnt happen.

    • @timmy67888ts
      @timmy67888ts 3 года назад +246

      @@johnm3907 yes it did lol if you just sit there and wait a while when Pagan walks away and tells you to wait, he comes back and the game is over

    • @luckoftheirish8708
      @luckoftheirish8708 3 года назад +51

      @@timmy67888ts no, you actually do a little bit. It doesn’t just immediately end

    • @kclink1579
      @kclink1579 3 года назад +4

      Well now it's not

  • @epsilon3569
    @epsilon3569 3 года назад +2034

    "You don't eat what comes from the ocean, that's where they plastic lives."
    -Mitten, 2021

    • @PerturaBased
      @PerturaBased 3 года назад +25

      Is he wrong ?

    • @angelman906
      @angelman906 3 года назад +35

      @@BeetleBuns yeah, those scuba divers are viscous creatures.

    • @longleaf1217
      @longleaf1217 3 года назад +5

      so true though. so true.

    • @justinweber4977
      @justinweber4977 3 года назад +6

      Mitten "Paul" Squad III, Esq.
      Vote him as your representative today.

    • @Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat
      @Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat 3 года назад +3

      @@angelman906 viscous or vicious?

  • @BankeyMan123
    @BankeyMan123 3 года назад +2316

    I disagree

    • @Selfish_Neurotic
      @Selfish_Neurotic 3 года назад +30

      "African or European?"

    • @schloompy6985
      @schloompy6985 3 года назад +36

      3 is the best homie

    • @Opptios
      @Opptios 3 года назад +54

      @@schloompy6985 I am sorry do you wipe your ass sitting down?

    • @lix3r
      @lix3r 3 года назад +10

      @@Opptios I know right, get a load of this guy

    • @Magicpants34484
      @Magicpants34484 3 года назад +9

      “Cancer is the worst cancer”

  • @lucianbrown6228
    @lucianbrown6228 6 месяцев назад +80

    Rest In Peace Man I loved your videos wish you still here to make more

  • @nickmontalbano9573
    @nickmontalbano9573 3 года назад +3755

    Ah yes…my favorite “Get Tricked into Being a Terrorist” game.

    • @D-FENS33
      @D-FENS33 3 года назад +327

      Even Sabal and Amita, who I hate, aren't terrorists. But they become just as bad as Pagan Min. Pagan is likable because he's nice to the protagonist, but his rule is tyrannical and should be rebelled against (which isn't terrorism because civilians aren't deliberately attacked).

    • @angelman906
      @angelman906 3 года назад +82

      @@BeetleBuns no, terrorism is violence and or intimidation used for a political agenda.

    • @paranoiia8
      @paranoiia8 3 года назад +66

      @Hongding Zhou actually there is no country/place that end well after rebellion, with trigger happy people that have no idea how to manage country and relations with other countries that are not happy to deal with them due to lack of knowledge in politic. Most of Rebellions end in chaos that end in corrupted pseudo demotratic system like eg in Ukraine. That get semi-clean after some time, like eg in Poland, but people still mentally are morons in term of politic so its never good... especially today when its get even more chaotic because of all that political correctness and another group that try to push their agenda...

    • @bencegergohocz5988
      @bencegergohocz5988 3 года назад +94

      I'm playing far cry 4 right now... I started with the secret ending and i already know what kyrat ends up under either of those 2 dipshits so not being able to side with Pagen is pretty annoying.
      Also, if you don't like us calling them terrorists. We can go with Relegious extremist and Drog baron too.

    • @snkybrki
      @snkybrki 3 года назад +32

      @@paranoiia8 It's often worth the risk. Try saying that to the North Korean citizens starving to death.
      They'd agree because they were taught at birth that their leader is a literal god, but still.

  • @Doctorwhofan451
    @Doctorwhofan451 3 года назад +4873

    Look at my little baby boy 😢 getting his first sponsor. He's finally a man.

    • @slacktivism05
      @slacktivism05 3 года назад +353

      and not by Raid Shadow Legends thankfully

    • @kengyouseng8426
      @kengyouseng8426 3 года назад +94

      Not a virgin anymore

    • @skrubby160
      @skrubby160 3 года назад +74

      They grow up so fast😢

    • @villings
      @villings 3 года назад +96

      @@slacktivism05 or that plastic wallet thing

    • @JJ_Jonah
      @JJ_Jonah 3 года назад +58

      @@villings or ‘honey’

  • @Griffen329
    @Griffen329 3 года назад +110

    “I used every tactic imaginable to stop this truck. I threw a box at it. It did nothing. I moved on with my life”

  • @nicklaskirkeby3921
    @nicklaskirkeby3921 3 года назад +1929

    “You CANT DENY, that far cry 4 was ARGUABLY the best FAR CRY 4”
    No i really can’t deny that😂

    • @merskyman2449
      @merskyman2449 3 года назад +38

      But it also was a great far cry one of my favorite anyway

    • @geordi5054
      @geordi5054 3 года назад +19

      Just as long as he doesn't say that to a Far Cry fan.

    • @fridgeonwheels5622
      @fridgeonwheels5622 3 года назад +12

      I prefer FC2

    • @mcmuffinstuffer1217
      @mcmuffinstuffer1217 3 года назад +7

      First game I played on PS4, also what got me into shooter games.
      It’s great, a nice open world game that would have personally been better if I already knew what L3 and R3 were.
      7/10 cool game

    • @z54964380
      @z54964380 3 года назад +32

      @@geordi5054 Well he can because there isn’t any other Far Cry 4, so it’s the best and the worst lol

  • @DyoKasparov
    @DyoKasparov 3 года назад +337

    "The hostages went and got themselves ito a hostage situation" is my fav quote of the video

    • @Eli-akad
      @Eli-akad 3 года назад +2

      I’m seeing this comment prior to watching the vid and without context that shit funny asl🤣

    • @Lickicker
      @Lickicker 3 года назад +5

      I liked the very first quote better, "you cant deny that far cry 4 was arguably the best far cry 4 ever" just a nice way of saying definitely not the best far cry game

    • @DyoKasparov
      @DyoKasparov 3 года назад

      @@Lickicker As long as it doesn't crash if you explode a barrel in a cave then yeah it's the best Far Cry 4 ever :D

    • @rebelgaming1.5.14
      @rebelgaming1.5.14 3 года назад +1

      @@DyoKasparov Game good. Very annoying when you get your skull bashed in by a soldier for the 500th time trying to liberate an Outpost though.

    • @DyoKasparov
      @DyoKasparov 3 года назад

      @@rebelgaming1.5.14 oh i never had problems with the difficulty, i love tryina go stealth :D
      but the game had this really annoying bug on pc and consoles where it would freeze and crash if you go too wild in caves, it's not only barrels but explosions in general can crash your game if u do it in caves
      One more thing, forts were easier than outposts imho

  • @t7mf
    @t7mf 3 года назад +373

    “the beginning is probably the hardest part of the early game” -mittensquad 2021

  • @zoro4661WasTaken
    @zoro4661WasTaken 3 года назад +577

    "I'm not playing the game - I AM the game! And it was rigged from the start."
    Holy shit, what a quote

    • @studmuffin5953
      @studmuffin5953 2 года назад +6

      Isn’t that part of the new Vegas quote? “It was rigged from the start”

    • @zoro4661WasTaken
      @zoro4661WasTaken 2 года назад +4

      @@studmuffin5953 That's the reference he made, yeah
      "Truth is, the game was rigged from the start."

  • @alwaysjordan7032
    @alwaysjordan7032 3 года назад +624

    “A gun isn’t a knife”
    *insert meme of Hannibal Burress staring at his own hands*

  • @WhitekidCvsual
    @WhitekidCvsual 3 года назад +561

    Never expected a sponsored video, damn man... finally hittin’ puberty and growing them kneecaps? (“Babies don’t get kneecaps until they hit puberty” - Paul, “Can you beat fallout 3 as a baby”)

  • @ViridisGames
    @ViridisGames 3 года назад +1152

    “In my drinking days...” - MittenSquad 2021
    *everyone liked that* ♥️

  • @Real_Crux
    @Real_Crux 3 месяца назад +12

    Really sad knowing he's gone, rest in peace man

  • @elcatrinc1996
    @elcatrinc1996 3 года назад +625

    It still hurts me thatthey removed the healing system after this game, snapping your fingers and popping your limbs back in place was a really funny and unique mechanic

    • @MoistCrunchy
      @MoistCrunchy 3 года назад +13

      Then how do you heal in far cry 5??

    • @elcatrinc1996
      @elcatrinc1996 3 года назад +104

      @@MoistCrunchy as far as i remember you only inject the typical magic needle or put a bandage over a droken arm, nothing more, no taking glass shards out of your arms, no biting bullets out of your limbs, no fixing your broken foot by twisting it back in place

    • @elcatrinc1996
      @elcatrinc1996 3 года назад +37

      @Harrison Hughes (Student) I hate being wrong, but its worse, so i feel even dumber, i really hope they put the older system in the new game, i really fucking hope (or at least a mod for it)

    • @unclefilthy848
      @unclefilthy848 2 года назад +34

      It was much better in far cry 2, getting blown up by a grenade and ONLY yanking some jagged metal outta your forearm wrapping it up and truckin' on was so badass

    • @elcatrinc1996
      @elcatrinc1996 2 года назад +24

      @@unclefilthy848 Yeah, and in the original Far Cry, literally pulling out wire trapped in your leg VERTICALLY, or poping back your fucking hand in place

  • @ericfreel9923
    @ericfreel9923 3 года назад +694

    "Can you beat Fallout: New Vegas by ordering cheap Chinese takeout and using the chopsticks on the controller"

    • @kooshkangaroo
      @kooshkangaroo 3 года назад +35

      Kinda fucked. Hard enough challenge as is. Dont have to make it cheap chinese food.

    • @Crowvithian
      @Crowvithian 3 года назад +36

      More like can you beat FNV after eating cheap Chinese takeout and not shit yourself

    • @PurpVertigo69420
      @PurpVertigo69420 3 года назад +10

      Who hurt you?

    • @noodles466
      @noodles466 3 года назад +1

      @@PurpVertigo69420 😂

    • @artmis-eb6so
      @artmis-eb6so 3 года назад

      Thats sounds like a challenge for Senza

  • @JohnDoe-fw9ty
    @JohnDoe-fw9ty 3 года назад +472

    "This isn't an intervention though, I was always more of a WA2000 kind of guy"
    Me and mitten squad would get along swimmingly

    • @armouredjester1622
      @armouredjester1622 3 года назад +11

      Is there room in this debate for the mighty Dragunov, or are we just comparing lesser rifles?

    • @Eoniclipse
      @Eoniclipse 3 года назад +13

      I hate the fact you purposefully ignored the "Intervention" part of that phrase

    • @BradTheAmerican
      @BradTheAmerican 3 года назад +5

      @@armouredjester1622 ew

    • @justinfarmer7460
      @justinfarmer7460 3 года назад +2

      Always loved that rifle haha

    • @SkipTheKip
      @SkipTheKip 3 года назад +5

      Intervention is just a dollar store .50 BMG rifle.
      WA2000 is what the chad 47 loves to use

  • @onyx7117
    @onyx7117 6 месяцев назад +31

    just got this in my recommended… rest in peace Paul. may the real game begin in heaven.

    • @TheUnnervingCellist
      @TheUnnervingCellist 5 месяцев назад

      Wait. Is the guy dead?

    • @onyx7117
      @onyx7117 5 месяцев назад

      @@TheUnnervingCellist yep

    • @TheUnnervingCellist
      @TheUnnervingCellist 5 месяцев назад

      @@onyx7117 that sucks. How?

    • @onyx7117
      @onyx7117 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@TheUnnervingCellist he suffocated to death in his sleep after passing out on the couch after a night of drinking. really sad stuff. he’d been apparently trying to sober up these last few months too.

    • @TheUnnervingCellist
      @TheUnnervingCellist 5 месяцев назад

      @@onyx7117 fuck man. That's dark and sad. I love his videos..

  • @cyphersloth4479
    @cyphersloth4479 3 месяца назад +6

    27:00 "Gone, but not forgotten"
    that one hurts
    RIP

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 3 года назад +133

    22:19 "Truth is... The game was rigged from the start."
    *(Bang)*
    "Hey, you! You’re finally awake. Walked right into that imperial ambush."

    • @ferdinandroig3460
      @ferdinandroig3460 3 года назад +8

      Truth is,
      the real game never began.

    • @Crowvithian
      @Crowvithian 3 года назад +1

      Truth is,
      You both just lost the game.

  • @PerturaBased
    @PerturaBased 3 года назад +1049

    "far cry 4 is the best far cry 4 from all time" agreed mate

    • @LocoMe4u
      @LocoMe4u 3 года назад +8

      0:00 yeah because if you compare it to FC3 or FCprimal, it's a honky dory poo

    • @I_am_Mazki
      @I_am_Mazki 3 года назад +79

      May be a unpopular opinions but my preference is farcry 4 when it comes to best farcry 4

    • @elonleon4452
      @elonleon4452 3 года назад +1

      Compare it to anything else, then its just "okay i guess".

    • @dakotafrank8595
      @dakotafrank8595 3 года назад +17

      I think far cry 4 is better tho

    • @KayJay940
      @KayJay940 3 года назад

      You think its ironic until you you word swap in fallout4 and are like 'oh'.

  • @tobasco_jones6160
    @tobasco_jones6160 6 месяцев назад +18

    Rest in Peace, Paul (aka mittensquad) ❤ love you brother

  • @wumqyy
    @wumqyy 6 месяцев назад +37

    Rip mitten squad bro i already miss you you have given so much memories for my childhood everyday i would look up your RUclips and watch so many of your videos man i love you man fly high 🕊️🫶🙏

  • @Hatman_Hans
    @Hatman_Hans 3 года назад +279

    “I punished Kyrat’s endangered species list by adding me to it” is probably the strangest yet most badass line I’ve heard in a while

  • @TrayTerra
    @TrayTerra 3 года назад +66

    **starts game**
    **enjoys crab rangoon**
    **spends quality time with father**
    **beats game with only a knife**

  • @RareEarthSeries
    @RareEarthSeries 2 года назад +80

    "That's where the plastic lives" is an incredible line

  • @tripperedd4948
    @tripperedd4948 6 месяцев назад +8

    It’s too sad too be true bro I loved your far cry videos and now hearing your passing😢😢 this can’t be true man

  • @alvinnarciso6130
    @alvinnarciso6130 3 года назад +161

    "you know I love numbers"
    I don't know why but that just makes me laugh lol

    • @HelheimMudkip
      @HelheimMudkip 3 года назад +2

      Elmo's Number Adventure flashbacks

  • @amrenhunterofthedarksoul5828
    @amrenhunterofthedarksoul5828 3 года назад +222

    "and saved the town with my secret super power, CRIME." -Mitten squad 2021.

    • @somedude6833
      @somedude6833 3 года назад +2

      Tbh a superhero who fights crime using crime would be funny.

    • @milohdd
      @milohdd 3 года назад +1

      @@somedude6833 isnt that just batman

    • @somedude6833
      @somedude6833 3 года назад +3

      @@milohdd yes but Batman can’t shoot fire out of his fingers to commit arson.

    • @mateoreyes6921
      @mateoreyes6921 3 года назад

      @@somedude6833 So......Deadpool?

  • @Shadow-hd7yl
    @Shadow-hd7yl 3 года назад +40

    “But how can a big bird be in the sky when birds don’t real” this had me absolutely dead

  • @Ivanstov
    @Ivanstov 6 месяцев назад +5

    RIP Paul... coming back to one of my favs in memory. Gonna miss your content dude

  • @ScourgeTheGreat
    @ScourgeTheGreat 3 года назад +127

    I like how like a third of this video is just Paul being chased by rhinos

  • @liambutcher5704
    @liambutcher5704 3 года назад +81

    "The sight of a wilds Mittens Squad sprinting towards them..." - Terrifying thought!

  • @masatakaoniwa5185
    @masatakaoniwa5185 3 года назад +369

    Actual question: wasn’t the “machete” called a kukri?

    • @AgentElmer
      @AgentElmer 3 года назад +98

      He is using a kukri machete. It’s technically an machete with a kukri shape. A kukri is simply the type or shape of the blade. So basically he is using both.

    • @punkrocker1377
      @punkrocker1377 3 года назад +67

      @@AgentElmer kukris are typically that shape. They're Nepalese machetes. A kukri IS a machete. And a plate. And a skinning knife. And a bunch of other shit.

    • @masatakaoniwa5185
      @masatakaoniwa5185 3 года назад +13

      @@AgentElmer oh thanks i was actually curious 😅

    • @LegendStormcrow
      @LegendStormcrow 3 года назад +10

      @@punkrocker1377 kukri is what you want it to be.

    • @yoo-hoo3886
      @yoo-hoo3886 3 года назад +9

      Knife is knife

  • @Milk_Man_Plays
    @Milk_Man_Plays 6 месяцев назад +10

    God be with this man I’m so sorry he had to leave us so soon

    • @philipppaul9717
      @philipppaul9717 5 месяцев назад

      what happend

    • @Someone-hv7tv
      @Someone-hv7tv 5 месяцев назад

      @@philipppaul9717he died most likely due to his alcohol addiction. It sucks because he was sober for a few months before going back to it hard again

  • @OG_DouG
    @OG_DouG 3 года назад +134

    Damn, nice sponsor you got there, Paul!
    Wonder how many shopping carts you can save with that money

    • @MittenSquad
      @MittenSquad  3 года назад +87

      It will never be enough

    • @bukitcengkeh1
      @bukitcengkeh1 3 года назад +6

      @@MittenSquad no amount will ever be enough

    • @potatonite2340
      @potatonite2340 3 года назад +7

      ​@@MittenSquad Damn you're a member of your own channel? Now that's what I call being a self-starter.

  • @ARipeBanana
    @ARipeBanana 3 года назад +281

    Oh hey, a mitten squad upload! I sure hope it isn't him torturing hims-
    *Oh.*

  • @sharmanik3740
    @sharmanik3740 6 месяцев назад +10

    RIP King :(

  • @bobassripper1094
    @bobassripper1094 6 месяцев назад +6

    Rest in peace you angel amongst men

  • @GraverGaming
    @GraverGaming 3 года назад +351

    “ The first 25 years of my life have been stressful “ , if that isn’t relatable , I don’t know is what is .
    Also Paul’s personality made it almost impossible to k ow if he was being sarcastic during the sponsor

    • @Kryptnyt
      @Kryptnyt 3 года назад +14

      I have bad news about the next number of years to come, but regardless, everything is gonna be alright.

  • @Nolan12_11
    @Nolan12_11 3 года назад +72

    “We can’t expect god to do all the work”

    • @moodygurlification
      @moodygurlification 3 года назад

      I'm getting Richthofen on you

    • @jeezlol
      @jeezlol 3 года назад

      @@moodygurlification i’m getting dempsey on richtofen

    • @joakimberg7897
      @joakimberg7897 3 года назад

      WHO is on your profile picture Nikolai?

  • @cartjeb
    @cartjeb 5 месяцев назад +8

    Wonderful to hear his voice again

    • @gaymohammed3137
      @gaymohammed3137 5 месяцев назад +2

      I hope his videos never get deleted. I don't know why but this death of a known "stranger" kinda hit hard. Knowing his past.

  • @ryancameron3457
    @ryancameron3457 3 года назад +39

    18:32 “in my drinking days…” I’m glad he got the help he needed, and that it’s improved the effort he puts into his runs. Happy to see someone succeeding in recovery!

  • @spellicup5286
    @spellicup5286 3 года назад +31

    Clicked faster than my Ford raptor driving through the orphanage

  • @farmgoat9372
    @farmgoat9372 3 года назад +79

    "I climbed the same way I live my life, no way down"
    -Paul

  • @I_am_ENSanity
    @I_am_ENSanity 3 года назад +65

    "Far Cry 4 was the best Far Cry 4 of all time"
    You can't argue with that logic.

  • @shadestorm4049
    @shadestorm4049 3 года назад +30

    the "that's where the plastic lives." comment really got me lmfao.

  • @maxmanramfan
    @maxmanramfan 3 года назад +81

    Good to have you back Paul, hope things are going well for you. I know your struggles aren't a race where you cross a finish line and it's all behind you, but we're rooting for you every day to keep up that good fight. Also, the video's great as always, looking forwards to the next one!

    • @kevinsundelin8639
      @kevinsundelin8639 2 года назад +2

      Underrated comment

    • @mlgtactics9911
      @mlgtactics9911 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@kevinsundelin8639...

    • @Nexus_Simulations
      @Nexus_Simulations 6 месяцев назад +2

      This aged like fine wine. He's starting the real game in heaven, far from any struggle he had.

  • @eracer166
    @eracer166 3 года назад +48

    The gameplay in this actually looks like it needs some skill, like those parkour parts.

    • @Starchaser38
      @Starchaser38 3 года назад +4

      Only medium tactics-wise skill. It doesn't require much even on the highest difficulty, unless you come up with some challenges like this one for yourself.
      But, of course, there is a lot of point in playing with skill and being creative. That is one of the most noticeable traits of the series.

  • @buster6899
    @buster6899 3 года назад +24

    25 minutes to say “the real game began.” This is a new record

  • @petersonl1008
    @petersonl1008 3 года назад +13

    That was hilarious.
    "Used all the liquid inside my body as paint on the mountain.."

  • @andrewv018
    @andrewv018 3 года назад +40

    Do “can you beat far cry 4 without attacking anything” and then just do the Easter egg ending where you stay there for 15 minutes

  • @morj5184
    @morj5184 3 года назад +14

    That "back in my drinking days" made me proud dude. Glad you're doing better for yourself!

  • @yodaboyisreal3748
    @yodaboyisreal3748 3 года назад +58

    "Back in my drinking days" proud of ya buddy

  • @fernandozamorano4627
    @fernandozamorano4627 3 года назад +18

    “I sharpened my knife on a rhino! Thats it.” 😂

  • @heronekkotheanimer7386
    @heronekkotheanimer7386 3 года назад +9

    So proud of Paul and all the achievements that the channel has gotten. The real game is almost beginning.

  • @bryanlennox1441
    @bryanlennox1441 3 года назад +68

    I love you mitten, I hope you’re doing better. Stay strong king. ❤️

    • @oldsif645
      @oldsif645 3 года назад

      From how he sounded during the sponsorship i dont think he is, i think he might be financially struggling

  • @abrahamwashington8579
    @abrahamwashington8579 3 года назад +18

    Yup the sneaky mission at the party is literally the hardest mission I have ever played. Took hours for me to learn all the guards routes and where to go

  • @russellg5022
    @russellg5022 3 года назад +6

    "Like most hideous fungal infections, Yuma was hiding out in an abandoned cave."
    God bless you, sir.

  • @vampireeric1
    @vampireeric1 3 года назад +30

    I'm always amazed at how good this game looks. It's so old even back in the day it was so beautiful and ran really smooth.

    • @pweefypweef4089
      @pweefypweef4089 2 года назад

      Yeah Bethesda wtf? If Ubersoft can make vidya game work surely you can too.

  • @TrayTerra
    @TrayTerra 3 года назад +14

    4:04
    “With no time to spare, I sped towards the town on my all-terrain Venomoth.”
    Me: …I’ve gotta get me one of those.

  • @castlebravo956
    @castlebravo956 6 месяцев назад +4

    Rest in peace, old friend...

  • @stevemac6707
    @stevemac6707 3 года назад +13

    Some of the best humour on RUclips. Incredibly well written and the dry, deadpan delivery is perfect every time. Massive respect Mr Mittens 👍

  • @colins4050
    @colins4050 3 года назад +29

    oh my god, i wonder how much Ratatouille figurines you can buy with that sponsorship

  • @gabrielnorwood3464
    @gabrielnorwood3464 3 года назад +102

    "Can you beat The Outer Worlds if you kill everything you see?"

    • @jdawg1178
      @jdawg1178 3 года назад +3

      I’d watch that at least 3/4 of a time

    • @ItsCrayon
      @ItsCrayon 3 года назад +1

      *I have some bad new for ya*
      the comet beat ya to it.

    • @averageguy9549
      @averageguy9549 3 года назад

      You can yes

    • @nome9752
      @nome9752 3 года назад

      beating outer world is a challenge itself

  • @odd29918
    @odd29918 3 года назад +67

    Paul: "This video is sponsored by Ubisoft"
    *Everybody Liked That*

  • @beywheelzhater8930
    @beywheelzhater8930 3 года назад +9

    Idea- Fallout 4; paranoid packrat run
    In a nutshell, this run is meant to summarize what it feels to constantly go over the weight limit in a game, to have a load of junk in your inventory and be hellbent on using it. I chose fallout 4 specifically because of the use of a crafting system making junk more useful
    This run has but a few rules, the most notable
    You can't drop items, the only reason things should leave your inventory is giving it to someone (such as a companion to hold [unless you ban this]) or using it to craft something, if you want, you can even ban the use of selling.
    This run isn't made to be fun, it isn't made to be impossible, it is just made to be inconvenient. As you go on, you will constantly have to question if you can pick up an item, wondering if you can afford to take that rocket launcher or that oh so heavy armor on the ground. If you aren't careful, the weight of it all will creep on you, making you have to slowly walk around, knowing how much footage you will need to cut to avoid boring your sadistic audience

  • @josephdavidson9721
    @josephdavidson9721 3 года назад +4

    Seeing videos from this channel come up in my feed or notifications is such a good feeling, almost enough to make a man cry. It's so good to see you making content again.

  • @tylordio3802
    @tylordio3802 3 года назад +18

    “The hostages went and got themselves into a hostage situation” was wonderful lmfao

  • @henrikstrand381
    @henrikstrand381 4 месяца назад +4

    Saw a video on my recommended page, was mindfucked for a few sec, until I saw it was 2 years old..
    I'm gonna miss all your videos, but I will probably miss the Fallout videos most of all❤🥀

  • @tapioca8436
    @tapioca8436 3 года назад +9

    “Can you beat ______ without insulting the game and losing your sponsor”

  • @magentuspriest
    @magentuspriest 3 года назад +9

    His humor has gotten a lot more subtle and funny since he tossed the sauce in the trashcan. Missed you Mitten :)

  • @courier6960
    @courier6960 3 года назад +4

    6:24 truly, you flawlessly integrated the sponsorship into that sentence.

  • @garthshark119
    @garthshark119 3 года назад +1

    I'm glad to see you back, I hope your break went well and you were able to find the peace and help you were looking for

  • @runawaycatwithbreadaroundm2512
    @runawaycatwithbreadaroundm2512 3 года назад

    Glad your back and are trying to get your life together. Your path won't be easy, all you can do is just try and stay busy and keep your mind occupied. Much love and respect.

  • @trevoreklof1088
    @trevoreklof1088 3 года назад +50

    The real question is can far cry 4 beat you with a machete

  • @jamestheaverageman6959
    @jamestheaverageman6959 3 года назад +8

    listening to him talk for 30 minutes cured my headache

  • @DatFelryn
    @DatFelryn 3 года назад +1

    glad to see you getting big sponsorships that go in line with your style of videos. much deserved.

  • @tonymdigregorio
    @tonymdigregorio 3 года назад +2

    Glad you are back man and hope you are doing well. Thanks for the great content!

  • @quintinmills_conrad9405
    @quintinmills_conrad9405 3 года назад +14

    He easily could have gotten the secret ending by staying at the table for 20 minutes and called the run a success but he didn't, good for Paul

  • @kyso2.031
    @kyso2.031 3 года назад +5

    “The elephant inside me will now destroy this nation”-mitten squad 2021

  • @probablynotdanny4384
    @probablynotdanny4384 3 года назад +1

    We missed you man. I'm really glad to see you uploading content, and such good content. I hope you're feeling better.

  • @kasenmiller5965
    @kasenmiller5965 5 месяцев назад +4

    miss you paul

  • @kevinlowe530
    @kevinlowe530 3 года назад +77

    “The best Far Cry 4 of all time” Are you sure?

    • @SykoLiu
      @SykoLiu 3 года назад +34

      Pretty sure he's going to alienate a LOT of people with that. We all know that Far Cry 4 was a far better Far Cry 4 than Far Cry 4.

    • @jacobholloman1790
      @jacobholloman1790 3 года назад +9

      @@SykoLiu to be honest I think that super Mario party is the best far cry 4 of all time

    • @dogwithhat2854
      @dogwithhat2854 3 года назад +6

      @@SykoLiu I disagree with you. In my opinion, Far Cry 4 is the superior game.

    • @ethan.b1247
      @ethan.b1247 3 года назад +8

      @@dogwithhat2854 listen here you little shit, far cry 4 is obviously better than far cry 4.

    • @Anonymous-fk6tm
      @Anonymous-fk6tm 3 года назад +6

      @@SykoLiu I say Far Cry 4 is the better Far Cry 4,because Far Cry 4 has better graphics than Far Cry 4,better gameplay than Far Cry 4 and better story than Far Cry 4.I say sometimes Far Cry 4 has better features than Far Cry 4, but Far Cry 4 is still the better Far Cry 4.

  • @arguspanoptes3853
    @arguspanoptes3853 3 года назад +5

    Yes. Farcry 4 is indeed the best Farcry 4. Gotta love that famous Mitten Squad wisdom

  • @stephenkillin9730
    @stephenkillin9730 3 года назад +1

    Great video! Thanks for taking the time to make it. I love your channel, hilarious and super interesting...

  • @jacobpream6356
    @jacobpream6356 3 года назад

    Stoked for the sponsorship. I’ve been laughing for like 10 minutes to, “getting stuck in a 3-sided hole.” Lol

  • @handcrafteddkaiser2238
    @handcrafteddkaiser2238 3 года назад +33

    "You can't deny that Far Cry 4 was arguably the best Far Cry 4 of all time"
    Just started and I'm dying

  • @Ethan-pd1ju
    @Ethan-pd1ju 3 года назад +6

    "This isn't an intervention, I'm more of a wa2000 type of guy" ~Mitten Squad

  • @EliasGrimm420
    @EliasGrimm420 3 года назад +1

    congrats on the sponsorship! super glad to see you back, you've been missed greatly.

  • @nostanater1
    @nostanater1 3 года назад

    I'm really glad you're back, man. I hope you're feeling better.

  • @glennraby8057
    @glennraby8057 3 года назад +10

    God I love this man, maybe this man is god? His sense of humor is godlike so who knows

  • @headsgrowback1
    @headsgrowback1 3 года назад +5

    You know, this is really close to another challenge: beating Kingdom Come Deliverance with only your fists.

  • @allgoodnamesaretaken6145
    @allgoodnamesaretaken6145 3 года назад +2

    The dry sense of humour and incredible comedic timing are absolutely watering my crops, loving it

  • @pyrhusofeprius
    @pyrhusofeprius 2 года назад +1

    I love the fact if you sit at the table and wait Min casually comes back and says come on I’ll take you to the shrine like he promised. Tells you your family history says let’s go shoot some fucking guns and credits roll. Not a bad guy tbh.

  • @terthert
    @terthert 3 года назад +5

    When he mentioned farcry 5 and going to space, I immediately thought about beating the lost on Mars DLC with only fists or power gloves

  • @abdullahirfan9991
    @abdullahirfan9991 3 года назад +15

    Mitten squad:*gets a sponsor*
    Me:I raised that boy

  • @sbsftw4232
    @sbsftw4232 3 года назад +2

    You have to be one of the best writers on RUclips. Seriously, every sentence is an adventure. Thanks for sharing your creativity with us!

  • @tpxswee7802
    @tpxswee7802 3 года назад

    glad your back to your regular upload schedule hope your doing well stay strong brother :)