its the promotion of a company that is known for overworking and underpaying their employees, specifically during a pandemic, for me no I wont do your work for you google is free
An idea for a future episode: Clearance Edition! The contestants all have $50 to go to any store (or online shop) and they can only buy items on clearance to appease overlord Damian.
@@darthvidar-spiller5343 sage has bright orange in her hair, Courtney has bright pink in her hair, Damien has bright blue in his hair, and Tommy is wearing a white cap
@@noemidlt09090 No Smosh is the truth. Smosh is reality. Smosh would not stage a completely fake game with completely fake outcomes for our entertainment alone. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *brain explodes*
4:46 The split screen to show Damien’s and Courtney’s simultaneous, exact opposite reactions to Saige’s “you could probably find someone’s kid they left there” was so perfect 😂
Great episode, loved everyone's level of pure chaos, including the editor's, Damien is a straight up cryptid and Tommy might just be the cutest human alive.
Damien: *burps* Excuse me, the Red Bull Courtney: *ONE OF US, ONE OF US* As a fellow lefty, I declare Courtney to be our leader and no one can tell me otherwise. And don't feel bad for being lefty, a lot of famous people are left-handed! Obama, Babe Ruth, Einstein, Mark Twain, Jimi Hendrix, *DA VINKI* , Oprah, Celine Dion, Whoopi, Sylvester Stallone to name a few. Fact is, while everyone may be born right-handed...only the GREATEST overcome it
As someone who actually does Instacart deliveries, I totally feel for Courtney everytime she was like "and this is all that came". Those stores are getting bare out there, and its rough.
Everytime I watch a new episode of What're Those I just think that if Smosh made a new show called Taskmaster Damien MUST be the Taskmaster, that's the chaos we all need in our lives
Holy crap, the blanket's hit mark just made me lose it. Of all things, that's the last I expected to make me die of laughter. Kudos to Andre the editor!
Virgin Editors: singing Happy Birthday *CHAD* Smosh Editors: *copy and pasting the song's Wiki page to avoid copyright* kudos to them for being on their anti-copyright A-game avoiding it like the plague
Courtney smiling and nodding when Tommy asks if she wants to split a cosmic brownie is probably the most adorable thing I've seen this week.
So true 😄
Yeah at last
Time stamp?
@@jessicalau9108 17:04
I was JUST thinking that 😆 then Damien and Sage. They were all children on a playground after lunch for a few seconds. Too adorable 😊🖤
Damien: "No free advertising"
Puts name of delivery service in title.
No *free* advertising 😉
its the promotion of a company that is known for overworking and underpaying their employees, specifically during a pandemic, for me
no I wont do your work for you google is free
Maybe Instacart decided to sponsor them post-filming
Got to get that SEO
Maybe he got that gift card
“How small is Debbie, and, what’s her angle?” is one of the best lines
Large Debra, anyone? -“Little Debbie is weak”
I know, that one had me crying!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@@anicoleww large debra!
I don't get it, can someone explain that line to me?
@@Nikifuj908 there is a pastry company in America called Little Debbie’s
Want to have the MOST chaotic What Are Those ever? Bring in Dark Damien, Courtney Freaking Miller, Brianna Boho, and Olivia. Just Olivia.
yes yes yes!!!
can we upvote this x10000 to make sure this happens?
I love the way Shayne channels every '80's era pro wrestling interview subject ever for those bits :)
This is genius! And yes, just Olivia. She’s chaotic without even trying. I really hope they do this
Ha! “Just Olivia”
At this point “What Are Those?” Damien is a cryptid
This is the best explanation there is of What Are Those Damien
At this point "What Are Those?" is actually just an SCP and the only way to contain it is by releasing "episodes" onto the internet.
I call him Chaos Damien
Gives me David S. Pumpkins vibes
“What’re those” Damien isn’t human
Tommy, turns 29: "I'm almost done!"
Me, going to turn 30 in February: *nervous*
Me going 31 on January: well.... I'm so done 😂
I'm also almost done, and turning 30 in February. I accept the embrace of death with open arms.
I just turned 31 yesterday 😅
I turn 27 in February so bye bye birthday
@@flamingchicken44 honestly same, but I'm pregnant for the first time and due on Valentine’s day lol so I'm trying to be positive.
Tommy’s single “BAH” laugh can honestly cure a shitty day
Literally!
Saige is way too good at this. The cake with oil is such a wholesome and fun gift
Courtney: "I forgot deodorant, I'm just gonna order it on here."
Daddy Ian: *defeatedly* "Go ahead"
I thought that was Milk Bean aka Garrett who said that! 🤷♂️
Damien looks like he fought a toddler and lost
He’d win against a toddler but he would feel bad about it
and he had to wear that suit because that's what the toddler wanted if they won
@@Dark0neone he lost and then the toddler made me host this show
@@Katiedid__ and the toddler named all of the challenges lol
this comment honestly made my day
An idea for a future episode: Clearance Edition! The contestants all have $50 to go to any store (or online shop) and they can only buy items on clearance to appease overlord Damian.
It's now canon that Courtney is so damaged by Eat It or Yeet It that she mutters "threetwoone" to herself whenever she bites into something
Me seeing damien, sage and courtney: Man I'm loving this new power rangers episode
@@darthvidar-spiller5343 sage has bright orange in her hair, Courtney has bright pink in her hair, Damien has bright blue in his hair, and Tommy is wearing a white cap
@@darthvidar-spiller5343 extra points because the original white ranger was also named Tommy
I feel bad for Courtney, if the person got most of the stuff she ordered, she may have had chance to win lol.
I'm pretty sure there's not actually a scoring system outside of Damien flipping a coin in his head so it probably didn't affect the outcome much lol
Courtney literally got the win handed to her in the second round for the sake of the video lol
Highly doubt that lol
Well it’s a good thing it’s not a real game 🤦🏻♀️
@@noemidlt09090 No Smosh is the truth. Smosh is reality. Smosh would not stage a completely fake game with completely fake outcomes for our entertainment alone. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *brain explodes*
The people who named this episode really betrayed Damien, he said no free advertisement and yet they put the company name in the title of the video
If you slow down the moment where they sped up/muted/overdubbed Courtney saying the name, it definitely doesn't look like Instacart.
4:46 The split screen to show Damien’s and Courtney’s simultaneous, exact opposite reactions to Saige’s “you could probably find someone’s kid they left there” was so perfect 😂
It's really nice for Smosh to film Tommy getting his last-minute birthday gifts from his new step-moms.
This just confirms Damien pitched this show just to get people to buy him gifts for free...
Damien: *Modern problems require modern solutions*
Great episode, loved everyone's level of pure chaos, including the editor's, Damien is a straight up cryptid and Tommy might just be the cutest human alive.
Courtney saying “NICEEE” for the bell peppers will always give me joy lmfao
Love that Courtney reflexively "3-2-1s" herself before eating the brownie. Like that was totally 2nd nature 🤣
Tommy, turns 29: "I'm almost done!"
Ian, who turns 34 in 1.5 months: 👁️👄👁️
I honestly thought Ian would be much older by now lol
Courtney really didn’t have any luck with these *generic delivery services*
Damien's Treasure Barge is definitely what his show should now be called
DAMIEN'S THIRTY-ONE?!? I thought he was like, twenty-four at most
The more chaotic Damien gets the more I absolutely love him 😂
Courtney in that top and pants almost having an emotional breakdown is a sight to behold.
I love how you can hear Courtney get so excited at everything sage pulls out 😂😂😂
I love Damien's persona on this show as a host that seems to be hanging on by a thread at all times.
17:15 is probably the cutest part of any Smosh video. 🥺
They just started hanging out at the end and forgot they had an objective lol. Kudos to whoever edited!
Honestly, big props to the editor for putting a whole article about the Happy Birthday song at 6:49.
Such visual people. Everyone’s so pretty. Yes, including Damien.
Damien: *burps* Excuse me, the Red Bull
Courtney: *ONE OF US, ONE OF US*
As a fellow lefty, I declare Courtney to be our leader and no one can tell me otherwise. And don't feel bad for being lefty, a lot of famous people are left-handed! Obama, Babe Ruth, Einstein, Mark Twain, Jimi Hendrix, *DA VINKI* , Oprah, Celine Dion, Whoopi, Sylvester Stallone to name a few. Fact is, while everyone may be born right-handed...only the GREATEST overcome it
I'm left handed too❤️
I never overcame my righty-ness 🙁 I hope you’re in advertising or something similar btw, you’re good 😄
Please do this for Damien's birthday coming up! Have Shayne and Courtney buy for him 🤣😁
Damien: I know it's been a rough day
Me watching this at noon: yes
Me at 10 am
Me at 5am: "yes it is "🤣🤣🤣
Me at 1am (after doing nothing for three days coz I’m ill and stuck in bed): yeah, today’s been exhausting
I can’t explain the pure delight that Damien saying “Round TwoHoo” brought me
As someone who actually does Instacart deliveries, I totally feel for Courtney everytime she was like "and this is all that came". Those stores are getting bare out there, and its rough.
The enthusiasm Courtney had over those bell peppers is giving me life 12:28
Tommy turning 29: "I'm nearly done."
Me,turning 30 in December: Ha ha ha, yeah....ow my back!
Damien looks like he is slowly transforming into David S. Pumkin
Tommy is my absolute favorite person ever!
Shayne is my favorite
Tommy is my favorite too!
He needs to bring back the Tarsha Pargas character! Fierce and funny!
Garrett behind the scenes: *_budgetary panic_*
chaotic red bulled filled Damien is just peak representation of me on a monday morning for the nth time
Everytime I watch a new episode of What're Those I just think that if Smosh made a new show called Taskmaster Damien MUST be the Taskmaster, that's the chaos we all need in our lives
Greg Davies would like a word with you
7:03 Tommy’s monologue always always always steal the entire video 🔥
I watch these for Damien's chaotic but fun energy
I love that Damien has gotten progressively more insane each episode.
Tommy's reactions are the actual best thing ever.
i remember watching this live on twitch. it’s still just as good 😂
That entire stream was just filled with shenanigans it was great
A sight to behold! 🖤😆
I would not have guessed that Tommy is younger than Shayne and Damien
Damien as a host is everything i wanna be as a person
courtney is so chaotic in this LMAOOO
Courtney is a perpetual mini breakdown this whole time
5:53 ok but this moment, beautiful
I am not 31…. 😤
How old are you?
13:10 "I can blame "*generic delivery service*" all I want...
clearly mouths instacart lmao
Correction:
Damien is a god like me and thus, never ages
but to the mortals of the comments section: You are beautiful just the way you are
6:50 It's literally the wikipedia page for Happy Birthday for anyone who was wondering, and yes, I did read the whole thing
Sage winked when Damien said that would be weird for co-workers
Next time I have to explain what vibes are on a daily basis, I feel like I need to just show them this video
Absolutely immaculate vibes. I also adore how quickly court and sage have connected, that little squee hand touch they did melted me 😩
@@--Danni-- right? Made me grin from ear to ear!
I don't know why, but I think this is my favorite "what are those" EVER! 😂😂😂❤️
When sage said 'I grew up poor' i felt that. Big lots was the spot for me as a youngin
Ok, I love how the editor decided to drink the same redbull as Damien :D
5:52 im sorry this was adorable
Holy crap, the blanket's hit mark just made me lose it. Of all things, that's the last I expected to make me die of laughter. Kudos to Andre the editor!
5:21
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That grunt of resignation by Garrett
As someone who delivers for a certain grocery delivery service (no free advertising 😤), I feel very represented by this video
Especially when they were missing half their items. I swear they’re out on that order and only on that order
The editing for this really elevates the humor
This is my favorite smosh show. Give me all the redbull Damien!
another episode of What're Those? it's gonna be a good day
I like how damien styled his hair in this
Happy Bday Tommy, my favorite cast member tied with Shayne
Courtney has a hairstyle like Pris from the original Blade Runner movie, and it's awesome.
Nailed it
damien gets more unhinged every time he hosts this game
I love cosmic brownies, they taste like.... nostalgia
This is still the best edited WRT episode thus far, give Andre a raise now
If Courtney was going for "1978 Lou Ferrigno incredible hulk hair except pink", she totally nailed it.
Petition that Courtney starts linking where she got her outfit from in every video
1:18 Damien got a problem with left handed people? Don't worry Corgan Millman, the left handed community has your back
I love how they avoid saying a brand through the entire video but then just have Instacart on the thumbnail
I love this show! I’ve seen a lot of creative items and it’s pretty cool. 4:55 you gotta get Dum Dum lollipops! They’re the best
Damien hitting me in the feels with that soft, "Hey, you out there, I know today's been a little rough..." I feel seen. *tear* Thanks for that!
Courtney gives me Early Hailey Williams in Paramore vibes and I stand for it
Ok, best hair in internet history on the screen, all four. Also....5:51 best fist bump ever
10:08 this is exactly how I would react in my head if someone bought that for me😂
Saige getting a close up when Damien said co-workers. BWAH
The tiny 3-2-1 before Courtney takes a bite of the brownie :D
Sooo i think Courtney is so used to EIYI, did anyone else hear her say "3 2 1" when she ate the Cosmic Brownie😂😂❤
6:14 "i have a shopping addiction", you and me both courtney
Virgin Editors: singing Happy Birthday
*CHAD* Smosh Editors: *copy and pasting the song's Wiki page to avoid copyright*
kudos to them for being on their anti-copyright A-game avoiding it like the plague
Best Smosh video in a while. Well edited mania that turns out hilarious
bro the editing on this really slapped
Yes I’m rewatching the point where Damien kicks the back of the wall perfectly because it gives me serotonin, what about it
Damien’s giving me Beetlejuice vibes and I absolutely love it
Caige in this episode are the cutest thing I've seen lately and I'm in loves...
What a wild ride!!! 100% chaotic fun!
With every episode Damien looks more and more dishevelled and I am here for it
Holy shit, the "My hobbies are-No." fucking destroyed me
That weird ass camera angle and zoom at 11:21 really added to the chaotic tone of this show👏🏻more plz