when you order sparkling water at dinner
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
- ohhh, you peasants are STILL drinking... WATER???
can't relate.
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"The only trust I need... is a fund" No truer words have ever been spoken lmao
😂💪🏽
"Sparkling before Water, im dming your daughter"
My new favourite quote of all time
Lmfaooo that and him explaining that it tastes like pop rocks and Velcro 😭
I died at "These bubbles r up" "r u?"
*Sparkling before water, I’m dm-ing your daughter
Nope, "I am here to spreadsheets, not spreadchicks" can't be outdone.
"I'd like to make a toast, I'm better than all of you."
as a german who basically only drinks sparkling water, I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED
same bro, same
aber wirklich
GEROLSTEINER SUPREMACY
No one cares just laugh 😂
@@paulb2995 bruuuuh noooooo
“Water that tastes like a cats tongue”
I fucking choked on my dab lmao
It's 930 am here my god son tell me it's before noon
@@havaneseday it was 11am when I left that comment lol
Like a wet cotton ball that is somehow slightly painful and has sub hues of novocaine???
Choked on your dad* more like it..
It blows my mind how you never miss. Every fucking video is aces. How have you not run out of ideas yet? Keep up the good work man.
Trevor is that guy
He actually said "La croix" the right way, you can tell the girl drinks regular water
Women gaslighting men as always.
@@curlyhairdudeify we do that? All of us, to all of u? Sir, I have most likely never met u. Any Jedi Mind Tricks r reserved my husband, and only him.
@@JNMKlover What are you doing right now?
@@JNMKlover Are you gaslighting me right now?
Women, "ALL MEN!"
Men, "All women."
Women, "HOW DARE YOU!!!"
Girl, bye.
I was thinking that.
“Subtle tones of pop rocks and Velcro” best explanation of seltzer water ever 😭
I remember seeing a meme similar to that and it said something like:
“La Croix, like drinking microscopic needles with a pound of strawberries in the next room.” 😂
Tastes like TV static.
@@zacharysmith7872 another good one 😅
Ope we got a deleter
That's stu
Sparkling water is just regular water going through its bi-curious study abroad phase
Calling everyone they meet “cherié”
🤣
Ded!
Even with water the bi-erasure hits lol
It’s just water that’s sparkling stop projecting your degenerate fantasies onto it
“Flat just like ur fiancé”
Love these seltzer jokes😂😂
"Lets make a toast..."
"I'm better than you "
That killed me
Me, someone who often orders sparkling water at restaurants and makes the “AHHH” sound every time: 👁👄👁
Why is this so true
sparkling water is so fire. Sugar addicts get so mad about sparkling water lol.
Do u like AHA?
@@Dexatron im not necessarily a sugar addict but sparkling water is just bubbly water with no flavor whatsoever. i think it tastes bad too
@@JNMKlover 😂
"Subtle tones of pop rocks, velcro, and the feeling of your foot going to sleep" actually sounds accurate asf😂
Normally I think these sketches go on just a bit too long, this one was perfect. The other people really make it carry. Good stuff.
Idk I thought this could be 2 mins tops.
Even this one overstayed it’s welcome. But I’m sure that’s how some like it so it’s fine
*THIS IS SPARTA*
Its on purpose, its supposed to annoy you at these tropes.
Trevor Salmon Wallace always makes me laugh
“I really wish I could drink 9-volt batteries”
The inventor of sparkling water
It shows how good Trevor is by being able to make an entire, hilarious story out of such trivial shit you never think about
Top g Trevor drinking sparkling water
😂😂
Bobble woh-err
Top G babbyy
like the pfp
Anime pfp checks out
This video applies to everyone who isn't italian. Italians always have sparkling water at the dinner table. Been that way for many decades.
Yes or Germans, or Swiss, or Austrian, or French or. or. or. half of Europe probably
@@Avarage.Joe-David yeah true
Can’t go wrong with it
Lol, sparkling water is like the most basic thing in Germany. Funny to see, what a fuzz some people make out of it in the US.
"It's European"
@@faisal3398 *north european
i live in greece and no one drinks that shit
It’s because our tap water isn’t terrible.
Eastern Europe as well.
I have a kegerator with reverse osmosis and a 30lb co2 tank for sparkling water fucc a sodastream.
Blows my mind every time Trevor makes a whole ass skit off of one single, seemingly insignificant personality trait
"it's water that feels like a cat's tongue." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE ULTIMATE COLLAB!!!!!!! Three of the best comedians!
“The bubbles are up, are you?”
Iconic and I shall use this until the end of time
This is definitely my favorite collab with 4 of my favorite RUclipsrs
I love how fed up the waiter and his friends were😂
Literally some of the best creators on the platform in one video.
We dont deserve such gold content
Thank gosh someone noticed!
Lines I laughed way to hard at.
🤣😂" Is that a craigslist girl? Ya get her on craigslist?"
🤣😂 "The only trust I need, is a fund."
Me: Sparkling water can't be funny
Trevor: *Hold my sparkling water*
“Flat... Just like your fiancée”
That part had me hard. 😂😂
had you what?📸🤨
@@joshuaramos981 , not horny related. Lmao
It's like it had me laughing hard or sumn.
Ok no one mentioning that can crack open and wink was smooth af 1:27
It's so weird that sparkling water is supposed to be something special when coming from Germany ^^
"I would like to make a toast"
"I'm better than all of you."
Apparently, sparkling water is a very German thing - very surprised when I learned that during my postgrad in the UK :D In Germany, it's totally normal to drink sparkling water
Same in Italy
It's an eu thing. Same in italy
Same in Croatia, Benelux
Yikes
Oh Trevor Salmon Wallace, you’ve done it again
I don't drink sparkling water, I drink COCONUT water.
Omg, this has It's Always Sunny vibes 😂 I can see this happening between Mac, Charlie, and Dennis. Also, he mentioned a yacht.... Because, you know, the implication.
Me when I order sparkling water: “I would like to reserve the whole restaurant.”
Sparkling water tasting like your foot falling asleep is actually the most hilarious and accurate description ever 😂
I can assure you it's not 'La Croy' 😂 Trevor's pronounciation was perfect.
wrong the company themselves state its pronounced la croy smh
La croix isn't french, it's american and it's pronounced la croy
@@howard46 I stand corrected then. It is always interesting to see how words are taken from other languages and changed. This happens in many other languages too.
another thing this man could carry SNL for a Saturday like seriously I’ve been watching Trevor for years dude nails it
Just found this dude in my algorithm lmao the binge is about to be real 😂😂
This is gold, Trevor.
This is sincerely one of your best works, especially as it's about divine sparkling La Croix - an reservation of the crème of the society and an elixir to aspire to for the masses. 👌🏾
Never let's us down. Idek how he comes up with these scripts ong
😂 he’s that guy
When I worked at starbucks and someone just wanted a water I'd always hit em with the "stay hydrated my friend" 😉👉
Ah yes, an Adam collab. God I love it when these awesome comedy creators join up.
"that boobles to you" 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
Come to Germany, it’s impossible to get still water
At 0:16 the guy was like what the hell is happening why is their music
What a coincidence, I drink sparkling water and I’m also dead inside
Whe have Cisowianka Perlage here in Poland which basically is sparkling water. It had a funny tv commercial a few years back with a fancy, „french” and quite a snobby atmosphere. Something that felt like your black turtleneck and scarf. We often mock sparkling water drinkers with lines like „oooh, how’s your Perlage?”. Of course „Perlage” is pronounced the french way. Look it up, it’s funnily ridiculous.
As a German this is kicking differently as here almost everyone drinks sparkling water
But whyy 😭 is water outdated for y'all ?
@@NotUrDJ kind off... when you grow up drinking nothing but sparkling water, still just fells too flat and boring theres just no zing to it :(
@@NotUrDJ why not ? Why do u drink sparkling lemonade
@@NotUrDJWater is fine at home. But why would you want basic water at a restaurant?
@@Jeroenneman idk cause you're just thirsty lol. First world problems ig
When the sound effect to his wink is the can opening 😂😂😂1:28
Sparkling water is extremely common in Europe,specially Germany, France, Italy and Portugal at least.
I guess this speaks to local demographics 😅
The Trevor and Adam waheed collab I never knew I needed?
This is so true cause I'm this guy with my friends. I keep telling them how good sparkling water is but they just keep rolling their eyes. It's makes me feel like james bond but without any bonds with females. 😂
That's a Trevor-worthy line.
What exactly is good about it? Its completely tasteless. I hate people who like sparkling water with burning passion because you only drink it because you think it makes you cool and there ain't nothing that can convince me otherwise.
You sound annoying
@@mirkomarjanovic3234 try topo chico in the glass bottles... fuckin amazing.
All four of them the best squad ever
Lmao so good that you did a skit with Adam w
“This is from Nordstrom - rack!” “Give me a La Crwa - that’s French for La Croy” LOOOOOOOOOL
The combination of winking and sound from opening a can at 1:28 is bloody brilliant
That was pretty slick.
Do a skit…
“That friend that saves all the ketchup packs and napkins from takeout but never uses them”
Never knew sparkling water is considered fancy in the US.
Pop Rocks and Velcro. The greatest alt-synth duo from the 80's
Great, now I have "Pop ... Pop ... Pop water" running through my head.
Andrew Tate……..approve
The can cracking synced with the punch lines has me rolling LOL
''Why won't my father call me back?"
Yo, bro's gonna turn into Kyle soon
“Sparkling before water, I’m DM’ing your daughter!” 😂💀💀💀 this man is a genius!
Your videos are amazing man ♥️
the collaboration is actually unexpected these 3 creators that just pop in my recommendation less than 2 weeks just appear out of nowhere in this dude video XD
I'm certain he's a self-made entrepreneur with Airpod Pros, a metal credit card, and a DUI.
If you’re in Europe sparkling water is just a standard option. In Germany, for example, I’m pretty sure more people drink sparkling water than still
The pontoon boat referenced from the Fvck Boi series 👌 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣‼️
"Who cares if it's de-hydrating it's also delicious."
*Gets hospitalized*
How do you stay friends with someone who orders sparkling water lol
That would take the sparkle out of my friendship lol
Simple, you’re European, we basically only drink sparkling water…..
Either order a beer or a sweet tea or get away from me
@@paulleviker same here bro I rather drink beer with 0 alcohol 🍺 lol
@@finnkraus5824 you are joking right?
“I wouldn’t know, I drive a Tesla.” 🤣
I was sooo thirsty the other day on a job site and some really nice old lady came out with cold drinks and I was so happy! Then I took a giant drink and literally projectile vomited right in front of her and realized it was god damn sparkling water. I quit that day 😂
HUH?? 😭
sparkling water is the best when you are extra thirsty
Quit your job over sparkling water? That makes a ton of sense.
@@jwalkblue7 it was the straw that broke the camel's back
@@cakeisthebestintheworld no, just some idiot wanting attention on the internet
“The only water I drink is sparkling water because sparkling water is for rich people”- Top G
Michael Bublé would be so proud.
“do you have any molly” 😭😭
honest question, is drinking sparkling water really that uncommon in the US ?
Lol no.
Less than 10k subs away from 3 million. Congrats Trevor you deserve it! 🍻
Lmao I love an ice cold Topo Chico 😅😂
yes
“La croiux… is French for annoying “
Yeah I believe that. 😅
"watches andrew tate once"
Says sparkling water then becomes gay lmaooo banger
The most Andrew tate moment I ever seen 🗿
Sparkling water is pretty normal in EU and sometimes cheaper than the regular water 🤣
Having a drink with the same name of my home town just to hear people pronounced it wrong really hurts my soul.
Chardonnay? Champagne?
Congrats on 3MIL bud. Here since 10k
Egg
Three of the greatest RUclips channels in one video love it
I love how in America sparkling water is viewed as kind of pretentious but in Europe it’s what most people drink instead of non-sparkling water
No it's not.
Lame.
isn't sparkling water also mroe expensive in the US which is why there's this pretentious stigma around it?
In Germany you pay the same for either, so might aswell go with sparkling water.
Congrats on 3M subscribers 🎊🍾🎉🎈
yo its Andrew Tate
this feels like the crossover of the century
The best thing about these collaborations is Trevor dominates everyone with his delivery and timing. Adam hasn’t ever been funny though to be fair.
Honestly He's never been. Idk why He has so many "fans" or whatever.
I feel like it's either just cos He's apparently attractive, or cos He has other attractive folks in His videos or something 🤷🏻♀️
I've been watching this guy since his Entrepreneur video days and he hasn't missed once
I’ve worked in restaurants for years, and can confirm people who order sparkling water are pretentious af.
Wow. That's crazy lol. I'm not pretentious at all. Funny thing is when I order it or tell people I drink it they look at me and suggest by comments that I think I'm some type of upper crust of society 😄 🤣 😂 I'm like um I love water. This is bubbly crisp water. I'm not elite just like healthy option to soda.
Video about how sparkling water is a super cosmopolitan drink
Every German: *visibly confused*
Yeah I give Trevor the “forever pass” to the cookout ✊🏿
When you want to overpay over sparkling cider on the holidays.