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  • "These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
    From Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 11 'The Alternate Side': No sooner does Elaine tell Jerry the virtues of dating an older man than she decides to break up with her 66-year-old beau -- a split made more complicated when he has a heart attack in front of Jerry's apartment. To make matters worse, George flunks his new job of parking cars -- which blocks traffic and an approaching ambulance.
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Комментарии • 186

  • @ivanbro1
    @ivanbro1 Год назад +595

    People calling Jerry a bad actor was a pretty funny running gag.

    • @022171
      @022171 Год назад +71

      You beat me to it! They all had fun with that, including Jerry. I remember him presenting an award at the Emmys or some other awards show ages ago. He said "Hi, I'm Jerry Seinfeld, and I'm a bad actor."

    • @Grintock
      @Grintock Год назад +52

      He really was though

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Год назад +64

      He really was, but not to the detriment of the show, perfect time to just have fun with it

    • @FIXTREME
      @FIXTREME Год назад +25

      Jerry's just like "These pretzels are making me thirsty.😃"

    • @r-w-r
      @r-w-r Год назад +5

      Also calling him a bad comedian.

  • @rosario508
    @rosario508 Год назад +251

    “You mean A career” I think my favorite aspect of Seinfeld is Jerry’s insults. Especially to Kramer.

    • @hippiecheezburger5457
      @hippiecheezburger5457 Год назад +5

      I love how he’s like your in the movie?!
      Is he in the scene?!
      Awe yeah it’s me and him
      I might a whole new career on my hands lmao

  • @SlappyChop
    @SlappyChop Год назад +146

    "No no, see, that's no good. See... you don't know how to act" 😌

    • @commanderkeen3787
      @commanderkeen3787 Год назад +18

      Basically what the entire world said about Jerry

    • @stagna1959
      @stagna1959 Год назад +1

      But Seinfeld had enough sense of humour to keep that line in the show. He had power to throw out any remarks he did not like, but he kept it .

    • @Ioganstone
      @Ioganstone 10 месяцев назад

      That's a classic Pogo/Foghorn Leghorn shtick

  • @bofo85
    @bofo85 Год назад +278

    George stole this entire scene. Quite possibly one of his funniest moments in the entire series 😂

    • @aznsensation44
      @aznsensation44 10 месяцев назад +6

      George steals every scene he's in. The best actor out of the series

    • @Ryanspeanuty
      @Ryanspeanuty 8 месяцев назад

      Almost every scene. George is only topped by his father played by the late Jerry Stiller.

  • @notdustinschatz9357
    @notdustinschatz9357 Год назад +204

    The best part about this scene is when Kramer pulls the gloves out and brings you right back to the beginning of the scene
    We rarely get writing like that anymore

    • @Jose-se9pu
      @Jose-se9pu Год назад +7

      Imagine dozens of 40 minutes long videos "explaining" what that last sequence meant...

    • @Ioganstone
      @Ioganstone 10 месяцев назад +3

      It was more of "Here's your other loose end, we thought we could fit something about these gloves in but ran out of time"

  • @12classics39
    @12classics39 Год назад +22

    “SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! I HEAR YOU!!! I’M COMING DOWN!!! THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!!!!!”

  • @megsie1424
    @megsie1424 Год назад +80

    Every time I watch this episode or particular scene, I always practice in my head about how I would deliver that line.

    • @Junkitup
      @Junkitup Год назад +2

      You don't have eat pretzels

  • @joshkemme427
    @joshkemme427 Год назад +66

    Larry David is the car jacker

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 Год назад +8

      Car thief.

    • @QuadMochaMatti
      @QuadMochaMatti Год назад +1

      Joy Boy Rider.

    • @Ioganstone
      @Ioganstone 10 месяцев назад +1

      Pretty sure he was rustlin' horses not cars already. Larry always had muscles.

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy Год назад +82

    2:40 - This and the whale story are George’s finest moments in Seinfeld! 🥨

    • @fearsomename4517
      @fearsomename4517 Год назад +16

      the sea was angry that day, my friends

    • @Jspath3
      @Jspath3 Год назад +4

      Serenity now insanity later

    • @davrogrz4542
      @davrogrz4542 Год назад +4

      @@fearsomename4517 like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

    • @keithtorgersen9664
      @keithtorgersen9664 9 месяцев назад

      George’s song on his answering machine

  • @andyjay9346
    @andyjay9346 Год назад +164

    "These pretzels are making me thirsty". A classic line. Along with "No soup for you!" and "The Bro. No, the Manzia." also "Yada Yada Yada", plus “A Festivus for the rest of us”, nor forgetting “Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

    • @MilkeyMilkthedog
      @MilkeyMilkthedog Год назад +3

      Or Jerry’s high pitch voice crack scream 😱 I love it

    • @Laffingrl
      @Laffingrl Год назад +22

      "Man-zeer" Rhymes with Bra-ssier....not Manzia!

    • @hakimonn
      @hakimonn Год назад +18

      "Yeah that's right." by Puddy

    • @syedsarosh84
      @syedsarosh84 Год назад +21

      “Hello… Newman”

    • @dfpelletier
      @dfpelletier Год назад +19

      Double dip, shrinkage, anti-dentite, serenity now, …

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy Год назад +19

    “What are you gonna do with it?!”
    “I don’t know…. drive around?” 🤔

  • @sgt.thundercok4704
    @sgt.thundercok4704 Год назад +19

    I love when Elaine asks Kramer if Mia Farrow was there...1:58 Kramer says "I didn't see him" and George just face-palms. That's our Kramer!

    • @juscogens5541
      @juscogens5541 Год назад +4

      It's George's way of saying to himself "and HE gets in a movie!" lol

    • @LauRa-re9un
      @LauRa-re9un 10 месяцев назад

      Weren´t they separated in those days?

    • @sgt.thundercok4704
      @sgt.thundercok4704 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@LauRa-re9un The joke was Kramer didn't even know who Mia Farrow was. "I didn't see him". Not that they were separated, and he didn't know it. LOL, that's a little too 'inside baseball', even for the time.

    • @LauRa-re9un
      @LauRa-re9un 9 месяцев назад

      @@sgt.thundercok4704 Ha ha. Thanks. Do you know if Woody Allen appears in this episode? I am curious and unfortunately I don´t have the chance to watch the show since i don´t have netflix or anything like that.

    • @sgt.thundercok4704
      @sgt.thundercok4704 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@LauRa-re9un He does not.

  • @harveypratt995
    @harveypratt995 8 месяцев назад +3

    Elaine so casually says alright I’m gonna go break up with Owen. 😂😂

  • @wonderwalls3565
    @wonderwalls3565 Год назад +40

    George's delivery was the best. I always try to say it like george.

  • @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy
    @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy Год назад +10

    The funniest thing about this epsisode was how every scene was going back to the line "These pretzels are making me thirsty!" One of my favorite episodes

  • @shonda79able
    @shonda79able Год назад +21

    "Who put cookies in his mouth?"

  • @catlady715
    @catlady715 Год назад +6

    2:40 lmao...George's way to say the line the best.

  • @Tripp393
    @Tripp393 3 месяца назад +1

    Jerry's version of "these pretzels" was my favorite. Stately, self-important, and self referential, therefore meta, making it even funnier.

  • @grundged
    @grundged 7 месяцев назад +4

    "These pretzels are making me thirsty!" Yep, nailed it! 😊

  • @fyoutube9410
    @fyoutube9410 10 месяцев назад +4

    I love George's first interpretation, so dramatic.

  • @nomaamguyplusseinfeldandco2870
    @nomaamguyplusseinfeldandco2870 Год назад +41

    These Pretzels... ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!
    -George Costanza

  • @CarolHardesty
    @CarolHardesty 9 месяцев назад +3

    One of my all-time favorite "Seinfeld" moments. Especially when George yells, "These pretzels are making me thirsty!" at the drivers.

  • @wasabi-in-my-eye3134
    @wasabi-in-my-eye3134 Год назад +17

    George's interpretation was the best.

  • @TheLilleyPad
    @TheLilleyPad Год назад +5

    George’s impression was the best!

  • @ZyxthePest
    @ZyxthePest Месяц назад

    Jerry about to break at George having a break down is awesome haha.

  • @billblaski9523
    @billblaski9523 Год назад +3

    The series finale last scene when Jerry is doing stand-up in prison, he asks a guy whats he's in for and it's the same guy who stole the car here! He says grand theft auto and then tells Jerry "You suck I'm gonna cut you!' 😆

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Год назад +34

    George's reading was by far the best

  • @itwontcomeout5678
    @itwontcomeout5678 Год назад +25

    It’s crazy I just watched this episode yesterday. It’s really something else to hear them talking about Woody Allen and Mia Farrow in 1991-1992 after knowing what we know now 😭

  • @smithmeister
    @smithmeister 6 месяцев назад +1

    It's like a sort of winking meta reference to how they all portray their characters. A bit like the whole 'Jerry' sitcom arc and it being a show about nothing.

  • @javanesemystic
    @javanesemystic Год назад +12

    Of course George is going to be the extra hammy one among them 🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣🤣

  • @matthewvindich3260
    @matthewvindich3260 Год назад +7

    george was spot on with these pretzels are making me thirsty lol

  • @tiredsentinel1724
    @tiredsentinel1724 Год назад +5

    This has to be one of the best bits of the show.

  • @magnuscroify
    @magnuscroify Год назад +11

    “What extremities?” A subtle line used by Estelle in a while other season.

  • @kingklasherz4834
    @kingklasherz4834 Год назад +4

    3:10 you can even see Jerry’s smirk

  • @LourdesGzz
    @LourdesGzz Год назад +7

    Best line ever 🥨

  • @grawakendream8980
    @grawakendream8980 8 месяцев назад +1

    i love how jerry at 3:09 is just smiling taking in george's big meltdown in total stride

  • @sustainfem
    @sustainfem Год назад +1

    George is fairly slender here. Yelling out the window at the parkers, lol!

  • @zeppelinboys
    @zeppelinboys 3 месяца назад

    "Do you know anything about this pretzel guy?!" love it!

  • @radscorpion8
    @radscorpion8 Год назад +9

    a masterful reading from george

  • @ot7stan207
    @ot7stan207 9 месяцев назад +1

    georges line made me run around the playground yelling these pretzels are makign thirsty lol

  • @mobus1603
    @mobus1603 Год назад +1

    "No, no, you see, that's no good. You see, you don't know how to act." 😆

  • @plissken2156
    @plissken2156 11 месяцев назад +3

    I know it's too late now since he's announced his retirement after his next film, but it would've been funny if Woody Allen had made a New York-based film with Michael Richards in a cameo bar scene where he actually uses that 'pretzels' line. Ironically, Jason Alexander briefly became a spokesman for Rold Gold Pretzels in the late 90's and never used that line in any of the commercials.

  • @FIXTREME
    @FIXTREME Год назад +4

    I like how George is drinking Diet Shasta

  • @dickborg452
    @dickborg452 Год назад +6

    Jerry- you mean a career.

  • @chriselsom-whyimpssed-off8148
    @chriselsom-whyimpssed-off8148 Год назад +31

    Thanks to Larry David and his Curb Your Enthusiasm escapades, I can now watch Seinfeld with a different perspective in that George is 80% him, plus 19% Gerry and, yes, he's even got a bit of Kramer in him, which gives me an excuse watch the entire series again, for the (I better not say)nth time.

  • @PUNKMYVIDEO
    @PUNKMYVIDEO Год назад +3

    This clip is making me thirsty

  • @fayefaye4043
    @fayefaye4043 Год назад +9

    After all these years still I feel like to have a good laugh I would watch Seinfeld ,,,,😂😂😂

  • @rob_101
    @rob_101 Год назад +3

    These Pretzels are making me thirsty.
    (Read in Kramer's voice)

  • @luciferdzhugashvili
    @luciferdzhugashvili Год назад +2

    His best lines are from the Laugh Factory.

  • @user-vm8wb5jx1f
    @user-vm8wb5jx1f 10 месяцев назад +1

    Larry stole Jerry's car 😂

  • @travisstreeter5092
    @travisstreeter5092 Год назад +4

    I have to watch old shows to feel normal again.

  • @vorianvanyarin3484
    @vorianvanyarin3484 11 месяцев назад

    CLEAR BLUE SKY!!! 😂

  • @xjcrossx
    @xjcrossx Год назад

    The first way Kramer said it was the best, when he wasn't even trying lol

  • @robertb2245
    @robertb2245 Год назад +3

    George says it best !!

  • @keithtorgersen9664
    @keithtorgersen9664 9 месяцев назад

    Can I have it back after you’re done?
    Mmm..nah, I’m gonna keep it.
    😂😂

  • @garwynrosser8907
    @garwynrosser8907 Год назад +2

    God it would of been hilarious is this came full circle if in a random woody Allen movie Kramer was spotted saying this line.

  • @justinbailey1756
    @justinbailey1756 Год назад +2

    Lol, Larry David stole Jerry's car.

  • @benjammen7041
    @benjammen7041 Год назад +5

    No wonder he broke the glass, he's always rough with everything

  • @ThatJohnnyGuyyy
    @ThatJohnnyGuyyy Год назад +1

    George's take is just how he would complain about something on any given day. Including pretzels making me thirsty.

  • @hood_TheJoker
    @hood_TheJoker 6 месяцев назад

    can't be upset with a honest thief🤣🤣

  • @user-tb4el1sr1q
    @user-tb4el1sr1q Год назад

    Unique

  • @mufc1417
    @mufc1417 Год назад +6

    Woody Allen gets a line in Kramer Movie

  • @v.b9139
    @v.b9139 Год назад +1

    The voice of the carjacker is Larry David.

  • @BroskiRIP
    @BroskiRIP Год назад +2

    So it was Larry David who stole Jerry's car!

  • @juscogens5541
    @juscogens5541 Год назад

    What is funny to me is that Jason used his interpretation of Woody in the first few episodes of season 1...Although he does use that interpretation better than his interpretation of "these pretzels are making me thirsty!"

  • @donnamead3439
    @donnamead3439 Год назад +5

    George whines a lot.

  • @brucewayne1304
    @brucewayne1304 Год назад +5

    It's Larry on the other side

    • @GigglingStoners
      @GigglingStoners Год назад +1

      Actually, it's Frank Costanza's caped lawyer

    • @vanillajack5925
      @vanillajack5925 Год назад +1

      I thought it was George Steinbrenner

    • @billblaski9523
      @billblaski9523 Год назад

      @Vanilla Jack it's the guy in prison when Jerry is doing stand-up, he's in prison for grand theft auto! Then tells Jerry "You suck, I'm gonna cut you!" Lol

  • @tmac9972
    @tmac9972 Год назад +1

    If Shakespeare was alive at the end of the 20th century he would of wrote the line These pretzels are making me thirsty.

  • @LegendMkr7
    @LegendMkr7 5 месяцев назад

    Michael Richards being in a Woody Allen movie has aged like mayonnaise being left out in the sun.

    • @abrahamlupis9354
      @abrahamlupis9354 5 месяцев назад +1

      not exactly, Woody Allen still has support

  • @appuzz8506
    @appuzz8506 Год назад

    So 😆

  • @bradyncallicoat7605
    @bradyncallicoat7605 Год назад

    These pretzels are making me thirsty!!!!!!!!!

  • @walkermorgan1710
    @walkermorgan1710 Год назад

    Elaine has a great deleviery underrated

  • @doingstuffwithrus6574
    @doingstuffwithrus6574 Год назад

    These pretzels are making me thirsty! 😁

  • @alvaroprieto2092
    @alvaroprieto2092 7 месяцев назад

    Woody Allen? Seinfeld? Yeah makes sense

  • @ij1376
    @ij1376 Год назад

    2:31 Were the writers making fun of Jerry? XD

  • @reallymakesyouthink
    @reallymakesyouthink Год назад

    I think we needed more episodes with Sid.

  • @sketcharmstrong8491
    @sketcharmstrong8491 Год назад +1

    Never knew L.D. was actually at one in
    point in his life a car thief....

    • @billblaski9523
      @billblaski9523 Год назад

      Then he was in the very last scene of the series when Jerry is doing stand-up in prison. When asked what he's in for, he says "Grand Theft Auto" then tells Jerry "You suck, I'm gonna cut you!" 😆

  • @crazyjoedavola5430
    @crazyjoedavola5430 Год назад +1

    I gotta quality

  • @basicdose.9872
    @basicdose.9872 Год назад +4

    Woody Allen is one funny guy.

  • @malfaroangel3896
    @malfaroangel3896 Год назад +2

    George is pathetic, instead of being happy for Kramer he holds contempt

  • @Linda-in9ns
    @Linda-in9ns Год назад +1

    😂👍

  • @1984Phalanx
    @1984Phalanx Год назад

    George was pretty good.

  • @bacillusanthracis69
    @bacillusanthracis69 Год назад +3

    That's true, Jerry can't act.

  • @TL8706
    @TL8706 Год назад +10

    I never thought about it before but why didn’t Kramer and Jerry trap the car jacker when he brought back the gloves? They live in the same building.

    • @Tendies7645
      @Tendies7645 Год назад +12

      They probably were mailed back

  • @kevorka3281
    @kevorka3281 Год назад +5

    Woody Allen? You mean the guy that took advantage of his own adopted daughter and then later married her? Gee how lucky

    • @alcaldealer8515
      @alcaldealer8515 Год назад +1

      Why didn’t you tell them you know the future captain hindsight

    • @kevorka3281
      @kevorka3281 Год назад

      @@alcaldealer8515 I did

  • @TedBackus
    @TedBackus 10 дней назад

    i have never once found anything woody allen does interesting, compelling, entertaining, or even vaguely curious. i dont know what people see in his work, but it must be like those computer generated pictures that you need to unfocus your eyes to see the image

  • @bigdickdolly
    @bigdickdolly 10 месяцев назад

    lol i wondering if they made julia leave the scene bev
    cause she definetely wouldve broke when george was acreaming out the window

  • @user-pw3yw4zk9m
    @user-pw3yw4zk9m 2 месяца назад +1

    🐩🤣🐕🤣

  • @lavenderkisses9461
    @lavenderkisses9461 Год назад

    Doesn’t the car thief sound like Bill Burr?

  • @rjames881
    @rjames881 Год назад +4

    George hair looks like crap. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡 They shouldve made him cut it off

    • @r-w-r
      @r-w-r Год назад +3

      How would that be funny?

    • @dspsblyuth
      @dspsblyuth Год назад +2

      What hair? All I see are the scraps of a once great civilization

  • @LegionIscariot
    @LegionIscariot Год назад

    No, see thats no good. See you dont know how to act 🤣

  • @namleist
    @namleist Год назад +14

    the shift in opinions about woody allen has made this ep both didn't age well and somehow funnier

    • @evansgate
      @evansgate Год назад +2

      One Netflix doc doesn’t mean anything

    • @radscorpion8
      @radscorpion8 Год назад +1

      opinions that don't matter

    • @josefinebliss2801
      @josefinebliss2801 Год назад +5

      @Griphook Flitwick Well hes married to his step daughter so... guess

  • @drunkweebmarine9492
    @drunkweebmarine9492 Год назад +1

    Lol only Kramer

  • @davidsnyder2000
    @davidsnyder2000 Год назад +1

    I went to college to study acting and I landed a gig on a show called Seinfeld…..I got paid $100,000 a show🤷 I’m rich now so I quit the show🙂

  • @lifeOFzeff
    @lifeOFzeff Год назад +1

    Way before the time when marrying your child was popular

  • @chainedsoldier56
    @chainedsoldier56 Год назад +2

    Last

  • @fernandesl
    @fernandesl Год назад

    He really really was a terrible actor lol

  • @clivet3846
    @clivet3846 Год назад +5

    A black man in Seinfeld???

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 Год назад +5

      Not the first, and most certainly not the last.

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 Год назад +1

      SNL already did that observation on their 40th anniversary special... with Jerry himself mocking it.

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 Год назад +5

      @@fromthehaven94 One of the funniest scenes with George is when he finds a family's apartment who rented a movie he has to see for the book club and he manages to invite himself over to watch with them lol
      George's audacity and him totally oblivious to social manners is absurdly hilarious... oh, the family is black... there was no need to mention it in order to enjoy the scene but let's validate the stupid comment from "Clive T" or it'll cry.... 🤡😭🤌

    • @KA-jo8vn
      @KA-jo8vn Год назад +1

      @@redacted2275 ”Breakfast at Tiffany’s”

    • @ninjavigilante5311
      @ninjavigilante5311 Год назад +1

      The marathon runner was the best lol.

  • @stuffthings1417
    @stuffthings1417 7 месяцев назад

    woody allen... never liked him.
    these people did it better.

  • @RollerCoasterLineProductions
    @RollerCoasterLineProductions Год назад

    Not something to be proud of, considering Allen’s past

    • @abrahamlupis9354
      @abrahamlupis9354 Год назад

      at the end is a matter that we should mind our own business
      Woody Allen offers quality unlike Woke Media