Trump Goes Nuclear on Twitter: The Daily Show
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- Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
- In a New Year's tweetstorm, President Trump compares the size of his nuclear button to Kim Jong-un's, rails against Palestine, and announces awards for the "dishonest media."
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If it's that big, how can he push it with his tiny hands?
Jennifer A. Best comment ever
He can just sit on it.
brainflash1
Yep. His ass is big enough to crush the whole desk.
Jennifer A. Probably he will sit on it 😂😂😂
Jennifer A.
Ha! Gradyon Carter would be so pleased with your comment!!
THIS IS NOT NORMAL
Leader of the so called ''free world'' just used a big red button to brag about how big his dick is... ALLEGEDLY! all the while threatening 'nuclear war' ...you think it just not normal? it's into the waters of 'we are all FUCKED!' category.
king doms of course not.. trump has brain damage obviously
John Oliver?
Its the new normal
Kim Jong un should tweet back 'your button just looks bigger because you have such tiny hands!'.
I haven't laughed at one tiny hands joke til now. Congrats. *Gives cookie*
BUUURRRRN
😂😂😂😂😂
mike conley hahaha so true
I'm speechless. "My button is bigger than yours"? Let's do the Time Warp again!:)
Jason Bean yep, this is happening.
It couldn't be written this poorly, except by Trump.
Nah i must go back befor the Stargate Closes.
Ziggy says there is a 100% chance that the dotard is crazy and off his meds.
It's just to vote for the left!
i hate to have to say it but i sincerely think Trump has gone insane.
5th Grade school yard taunting...scary
Trump wants to start the year with a *boom* literally.
No, he thinks countries are his wives, pay them and they shut up.
Seperate the * with ... so it can be *bold*
"The Don" should not push that button unless he's desperate...
Big badaboom
Dante Crailman And if things go terribly wrong, we might end the year with a *bang* literally...
I'll see myself out
A tweet will start WW3
the tweet heard around the world
How stupid that sounds... but sadly this is the truth
Some say the world ended in 2012,
And this is what hell looks like...
i surprisingly love this
This isn't hell, in hell the guilty are punished. This is something much crueler: war.
brainflash1 ah,well that’s another way to put it...
Ya in war only the innocent suffer
2016*
Kim Jung Un: "I have a big nuclear button."
Trump: "Oh yeah, well my nuclear button is bigger!"
The rest of the world: "AND NEITHER OF YOU NEED TO WHIP IT OUT AND SHOW US!"
This just made me burst out laughing at work XD
Or more like just get done with it
heena sharif I was gonna say, "Just fuck already, gawd!"
Trump's button just appears larger in comparison to his tiny hands.
Not a lot of whipping going on when you have 2 inches to work with.
I would like to show this tweet to every Trump supporter who still say that we are still better off without Hillary.
Don't bother... they'll say, but her emails...
Some of them will claim this is a good thing, showing how strong our nation is and all that other bullshit
Mehir Arora if trump is impeached for the election being tampered with Pence goes with him. Then Hillary has the second highest electoral college votes and she is president. The Republicans already know this. That is why they keep saying president Clinton on accident. They are just surprised it is taking the retarded Democrats this long to kick them out. Why do we have a Republican in charge of the investigation? What idiot thought that was a good idea?
MegaBlueT
I discussed that with some Trumptards. They say Trump is still better because he is only a danger whereas with Clintin we would alreasy be in WW3 (bc. of no flight- zones in Syria)....
With reason and facts you cannot beat low IQ and misinformation together.
Richard Lazarus they'll deny it to the max
Will someone for God’s sake send Trump to his room and Ground him off any social media.. Please where are the babysitters!!!
Busy crying themselves to sleep???
Tune in at 5:00 am or pm he didn’t say 😂😂😂😂😂
Well I guess he assumes other people have just as much free time as he does.
Why don't they deactivate his account. This should be a law like how Obama didn't use it until after his presidency
Because that would be censorship. They believe in the freedom of speech and expression. What they should do is hold the dimwit accountable to the same rules the rest of us are bound by. He would have been suspended many times over for cyber-bullying among other things if he was held accountable to their own rules for everyone but him. What I say is fair's fair. If they are not holding him accountable, they should stop holding anyone else accountable. If they are holding anyone else accountable, they should hold him accountable. Stop giving him special treatment just because he's giving them free regular exposure. Something tells me that TWIT'turd is also a Trump company.
Hey Republicans… is this unstable enough for you, or does he have to actually *_HIT_* the button to be considered for impeachment?
It makes him look like an alpha man. Unlike the sleepy guy we have now
@@abhishekvenkata9192 and the Word sleepy is outdated and can't be used against Biden considering the dementia Trump has shown in his speeches
He knew the #BannonBomb was dropping today and basically ate Twitter trying to hush the 'splosion
he's not that smart
Daisyville
That's just a distraction to change the Channel from RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA!
Last time i was this early, orange and cheetos are food related.
Biyanda Annisa wow... you're so pretty :O
André de Andrade Stop hitting on my girl André, the heck is wrong with you.
You guys seriously need to put a leash on your president.
Laser Wave tell me about it
we would if we could😭
Good day,
Drumpf is as smart as a bag of broken bricks.
But, the broken bricks at least can be useful.
Thank you for your time.
William Blevin Yeah. You can fight with broken bricks too.
you give him too much credit.
If you dump a large enough bag of broken bricks, refill it, and dump it out again an infinite number of times, at some point the pattern produced will be the collective works of Shakespeare. Your comment only proves that Trump knows words and has the best words. GW, lib.
William noBlevin
scya qange
For national security someone please take the President off any social media platforms.
anyone that brags about the size of their button is trying hard to compensate for something
The size of their brain.
Ionut Hands, too.
Yeah he's compensating so much with his actually hot wife lol.
which wife, the one that divorced him after he allegedly raped her, or the one that cost taxpayers millions of dollars because she refused to live with him in DC?
"Allegedly" lol
Let's not mention Obama's 8 trillion he added to the debt then. You couldn't even keep up the argument he's sexually compensating for something had to plop a couple of red herrings. What a joke.
I really don't know whether to be more frightened or amused by Donald Trump. But I tend to the former. G a w d help us all.
You could laugh while crying. Its seems fitting.
MAN, I got Asperger's and even I'm like "Dude, that's not how a president should act".
Where are all the Trumpanzee? From now on you can't criticize any political party after giving us this clown. You own this!
Back to the daily insanity of the awfulness coming from the WH via Twitter. Last week was so peaceful.
What if Twitter suspended his account for that tweet bc of breaking their rules?
that's like RUclips suspending Logan pauls account for masking fun of a dead body of a guy who hung himself
Slippy exactly that would never happen.
Chris Lang and
I’m getting tired of all this winning
Trump WAS right for once! 0_0
Economy is at an all time high, and it’s gonna get even better because now we have a normal competitive corporate tax rate and more red tape has been cut than in any presidency before.
We got a badass on the Supreme Court. Lower courts have for the most part been filled with states rights respecting, constitution respecting and innocent until proven guilty respecting judges.
Dangerous refugees trying to coming into the country have been curbed. Our legal immigration system has been partly reformed and will continue to be to weed out corruption and nonsense, and encourage smart and skilled workers to come.
Theirs been plenty of mistakes sure and the foreign policy approach is debatable but overall I think this has been a great presidency.
Gamenetreviews, why did you make that long post as a reply to a completely unrelated comment which is either a joke or a spelling error where almost no one will see it?
I think that your post deserves to be out where everyone can see it.
Interesting facts, in fact. Perhaps you could link me to the statistics showing that someone other than the very wealthy that own stock in large companies are doing well in this economy? Or perhaps something showing all the judges that you say Trump is responsible for as opposed to them already being there. Maybe some stats on illegal immigration declining? I'd love to have them to use against evil liberals.
@Gamenetreviews
"Economy is at an all time high": Thank Obama for that. If you look closely, Trump hasn't done any policy so far that will help the economy. And the tax cut is not in effect right now.
Neil Gorsuch is a puppet. And you will understand that when time comes.
Your unemployment has very little to do with immigration. Immigrant workers has to go through a lot of issues and companies have to pay extra to legally hire them. They can easily hire US citizens for lot cheaper. Problem is, you don't have enough skilled workers in many fields. You are stuck on dying jobs like coal, instead of training for newer opportunities. And one such opportunities is renewable energy industry. So even if next administration understands their mistake and opens jobs for that sector, they won't have trained workers. Guess what, China will, and US will have to pay extra and get them from China. While you cry that immigrants are taking over jobs.
He is an idiot, not just now, look at his history. He basically made money by scamming people, and even got blacklisted by investors. And now he is just a puppet for the republican party. Just wait when his usefulness dies out, and he becomes too much problem to handle, he will get axed by his own party.
Crimson Prose I didn’t mention illegal immigration but Trump has doubled the amount of ICE agents in the field.
He had done numerous executive orders to stop high risk refugee resettlement.
As far as Taxes their is around 2.4 trillion dollars being held overseas which is about to come back and boost our economy. It may take some time but it will all be reinvested and raise people’s standard of living.
Also previously the US had the highest corporate tax among wealthy first world nations which limited their ability to compete with rivals overseas.
In the courts he’s filling them with people who lean republican who have always been more sympathetic to the constitution and the following of the law.
Disgraceful and undignified. I wish the people who voted for him, and the cowards in the legislature who enable him, would finally make a stand. Someone needs to pop that bloated bag of hot air that's sitting on his shoulders. I fear we are headed for a war either global or civil.
do you need trump back now?
Whenever you feel- "this is a new low"...think again!!! Because you will be thinking the same - just about 5 sec later.
Don't forget the climate changes after a nuclear attack. Nuclear winter is a real thing, where the average temperature may drop by 10 degrees in an instant! This could lead to frost in the summer, global starvation and wheather catastrophes on a scale we have not witnessed yet. Add to that the damage to the ozone layer, filling the world with lethal levels of UV rays and you get the best apocalypse setting for humanity to end with a whimper.
The world laughs at you America. I would be embarrassed by your situation. Many Europeans think Americans are just stupid.
Poor USA
We're all going to die.
This is going to sound stupid in a history text book one day...
"Some historians argue that the war began when they posted on Twitter (social media) that they both had a nuclear button."
The Orange Clown, Soviet Fossil, and Insane Fat Boy will be known in future history books as the icons of The Stupid Ages. "During the Stupid Ages, facts meant little. Nations divided by lies alone. The UN crumbled as the 3 over-powered morons started World War III over extinct ideologies, unpredictable behavior, and twisted manipulation. First, with social media fueled by cyber attacks, then conventional weapon strikes with covert operations. Once the nuclear weapons started to fly, the UN took action way too late. This was a rather confusing time of The Stupid Ages, but remember, The Stupid Ages abused social media, often used censorship and often rejected science."
I hope the world afterwards is a good one.
I feel like Trump is talking about his diet coke button.
Trevor, you forgot one important resolution: make more jokes about Trump.
My gf showed me that tweet and at first I thought it was just a pic made up as something funny that Trump would say.
ye the tweet itself is hilarious, and then you realize the weapon in question and the power the two men it concerns have, as well as their intelligence/morality levels
and the trump goes skrraaaah pom pom
This is all so sad that spoils my wishes and hope for a happy new year, here is a post that brought me to tears: "Yesterday, while some of us tweeted about who has a bigger button, Hawaii held its monthly air raid siren test. My 12y/o son (who’s the age I’d expect to hear jokes about ‘button sizes’) was home alone. He didn’t know the siren was only a test and called me from the lowest point in our house where we’ve decided we should go in case of a real emergency. He brought the dog, a flashlight and a bag of cookies with him. (A for effort, right?)
I realize that bragging about who has a bigger button is not what panicked my son and sent him into our basement hallway, but please can the grownups sitting in the offices that wield the power of these ‘buttons’ (big and small alike) demonstrate a little respect for the awesome responsibility they carry. Walk softly and carry a big button I always say! Seriously, no joke."
Well if I told people at my work that I had a nuke I'd get fired. Just sayin
SOUR S4G facts
The world would be better if Twitter banned him.
Drunk Don Lemon is my favorite Don Lemon.
Dear old Trump is the best comedian out there 😂
মaina woo bin // Naa, I don't know. His nihilism giving me the creeps, but I guess, I see where you're coming from.
মaina woo bin it would be so if he didn't have control of the entire lives of our country.
He is funny but you have to remember he can end everything in the blink of an eye so keep that in mind
ha ha ha 😁
Maybe Trump secretly works for Comedy Central to boost up their ratings.
I have no words. Except Thank You Trevor for giving us a picture of reality. God help us.
Please Admins of Twitter... ban this giant Orange from your platform.
Whoever was doing the Trump body language at the end was spot on. My only criticism? The hands were way too big.
Are we even gonna survive this year ?
Doesn't twitter have a policy on inciting violence?
All jokes aside. How many of you closed your eyes after this and thought "This can't be real" ?
activationcode Right! Like the damn twilight zone. Like i am trapped in the scream painting!!
I'm not much for eating babies, but I do appreciate the shoutout.
"My button brings all the boys to the yard" haahaha I nearly fell off my chair😂😂😂😂😂. Trevor ur awesome 😎
Wow not a good start to the year, Trumpy 😬
Look at my mans looking like a snack
Thank God Trevor is back! The holidays were boring without Trevor and Stephan Colbert talking about Trump!
The biggest comedy series the United States has ever produced is the Trump Presidency!
3:21 Trump crashing into the pageant contestants' dressing room, "Oh, Jake Tapper, *what* *a* *surprise* . "
Deadz.
he is taunting kim in this fragile matter. is he crazy or what! lot of people's life is at stake here and that guy is talking about who got the big button
Someone tell Albert Einstein WW3 will be fought with twitter!
and ww4 will be on Instagram.
Armendicus well only if we made it 🤣 🤣
LMAO.. That last part makes my hurt, I'm laughing so hard.. 5 AM or PM.. He didn't say.. 😂😂😂😂
Thanks electoral college... real bang-up job...
No I'm not planning on hanging myself with this noose why do you ask?
Donald Trump - I’m lost for words. Every single day he outdoes himself. He’s either nuts or senile. How is he still President?
Because of two groups mostly. Brain dead idiots that vote red purely because "democrats are the devil", without ever stopping to think for themselves, and the other group are hte selfish, morally bankrupt Republicans that would sooner see the country fall apart (and take no blame) than to concede and sacrifice ANYTHING to help the rest of hte country, like saying "Oh we don't have money for hte Child Health Care program we let expire" RIGHT WHILE they were trying to (and did) pass a tax bill that would give the wealthiest Americans a multi-million dollar tax break, the greedy, self centered, shit stains.
Lmao the tittle tho😂😂
And yet Twitter is allowing this? Cut off the source.
The "most dishonest media awards" is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen lol. I feel sorry for anybody who views that petty old man as a leader.
how did he talk about the 2nd tweet and not talk about how trump said five o'clock o'clock???
Rohan Arora well spotted
Rohan Arora Colbert did.
SOUNDS LIKE 2 LITTLE KIDS PLAYIN' GAMES,PITIFUL!!
kim yong is so cute he thinks he is a big boy like uncle china. He looks like a angry chihuawa trying to intimidate a pitbull 😂
His button may be bigger but his hands are too tiny for those button.
'Trump Goes Nuclear' ...I was like: ''I know this they would come.''
Never been this early it feels weird.....
I thought Donald's button was to get a Coke, wasn't it?
Do all old people act like children?
Hope fox news wins it all
Like an orange creature once said: 'IT'S RIGGED AGAINST ME'...In this case, it's rigged against fox. Sad.
Ok let's get Trump off Twitter make him work or something create new jobs fix unemployment rate make him work he seem like he got to much times on his hands 🤦♂️
Akeem Harris Did you mean his little hands?
It's sad to say but our present is crazy n it's getting more crazy every single day
Speak it Trevor. Keep the pressure up. Keep the focus on the idiots who are in charge. BTW - Where's the general who was going to moderate the antics in the oval office? No word or appearance lately . . .
"Jerusalem was one of the main things that they wanted to negotiate for." Well then they should've abided by the UN resolution that made Jerusalem an *international city* back when Israel was created in 1947. There are a LOT of perfectly legitimate grievances that the Palestinians have with the Israeli settlement in the West Bank and their actions against the Gaza Strip, but the status of Jerusalem isn't one of them.
how is there 6 views, 18 comments from different people and 70+ likes
i have 2 views 31 comments
Because you can comment without having watched at all, you can click "Like" after watching a few seconds, and a view doesn't register unless and until you've watched most of it.
“My button brings all the boys to the yard”😂😂😂am gone
That Solomon skitch had me laughing off my *ss.
Never did i think two leaders would go into a size measuring contest I can't wait 20 years from now when my kid tells me. "Did President Trump argue with a leader about size."
Forget "Milkshake" since I can only imagine someone mocking Donald and Kim singing "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls.
Lmaoo “am or pm he didn’t say” shit got me dead 😂😂😂
To be fair, a regular button can be big if one has tiny hands.
The moment Trevor called out Tumblr I was like "Dayum son." 😂😂😂😂
"The Status Quo" with Trevor Noah would be a more accurate title. Viacom ruins everything they touch
Why am I even shocked at his unprofessionalism? I shouldn't have expected any more by now.
But still.. to think that in any other corporate profession he would have been fired immediately.
*Shekes head and Facepalms* lol
It’s one of those things where you’re like “yay I taught grandpa to use Twitter l!” The next day you’re like wtf have I done
1:10 I love how he gets all serious to the point im like "Oh shit he sounds angry" and then he drops the punchline.
Trevor, please stop calling that thing "president." "Trump" is all he deserves.
So here’s a fun fact: my dad writes a book called the balding handbook. There’s a section in there of combovers that are ridiculous and one said the following: The Trump: this one is where you grow your hair out in the back and comb it over on top. You then spray it on top with an environment killing spray to keep it in place to keep it in place and keep the color. It screams your fired! I believe Ivanka confirmed this either today or recently. Way to go!
Comparison to King Solomon eating the baby is hilarious. 😂
Trump and KJU are definitely are having a "size" competition XD
When Barack Obama was elected, tears came to my eyes. Of course I don't know him, but this strong feeling of shared values came up. God bless and protect him - a wish coming even to agnostic people from time to time. Who knows, what kind of jungle you have to fight through, to become US president and how this experience changes the person who tries it. Anyway, many people in Europe and around the globe gained new faith, that the USA can change the world for the better.
Barack Obama received the Nobel Peace Prize in 2009 "for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples". According to Wikipedia "Obama's Nobel Prize has been viewed skeptically in subsequent years, especially after the director of the Nobel Institute, Geir Lundestad, said Obama's Peace Prize did not have the desired effect."
But who knows, maybe Obama did things for humanity that we don't know of. Like improving the security procedures for using US nuclear weapons and ways to stop a president, should he intend to use them "unwisely". Because the mere thought that a person like Donald Trump could decide on its own to blow us all up and end on his own 100'000 years of human culture is...
...just a little bit disturbing and worrying.
Thank God this president loves other things more, than "his button". Unsurprisingly, the "accidental" end of the human race would have a very hateful, dumb and ugly face. However there would be no more history books to show these ugly pictures.
As someone who lived through the cuban missle crisis..make him stop please.
omg, I cackled when they said "am or pm." hollllllly shit lol
"My button brings all the boys to the yard-" 💀
Actually, you saw him fail to see the limo that was right in front of him? It's bigger for a reason. "See that big, big, red button little Donny?" "Ooh, gugu, gaga!"
Dammit, your killing me! LOL!!!
"tune in at 5:00 am or pm, he didn't say" lmao
4:32 this guy is hilarious 😂😂😂. The Amarikahn dream 😂
The way Trevor says “year” is funny.
Wow. He is like a kid bragging "mine is bigger than yours". And, he is the president. Yikes.
You hear a song Trevor? I hear "Nah, my thing is better than yours because my daddy and mommy said so."