A Special Prosecutor Steps In & Fox News Doesn't Get the Comey Memo: The Daily Show

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  • Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024

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  • @nefariouscrook2807
    @nefariouscrook2807 7 лет назад +1681

    Fox news would try to impeach Obama even tho he's already gone.

    • @nefariouscrook2807
      @nefariouscrook2807 7 лет назад +56

      CEOofFRESH1 Defending fox news is hilarious to me. And fox news is a news station owned by 21 century fox which is owned by Ruppert Murdock a republican. So Fox is ran by a corporation with biased views, more biased then others. I watch news agencies and don't really care about there views, a care about the story and use common sense and facts to to come up with whats really going on. Everyone is biased to some degree and many ignore facts when they go against there beliefs. People who watch Fox and MSNBC rather use faith then facts while watching there programs.

    • @dustinreed7667
      @dustinreed7667 7 лет назад +43

      I think it has spoken to how laughably biased Fox News is when a comedian on a comedy channel can school your entire line up of talking heads and pundits. once, just once, I'd love to see these clowns defend Trump by not bringing up Obama or Hillary.

    • @dustinreed7667
      @dustinreed7667 7 лет назад +12

      Have you been paying attention to the rest of the media and their coverage of this? How about the fact that Republican and Democrats in Congress are slowly forming a concensus on just how rotten Trump is? Fox is literally alone in their complete and utter denial of anything shitty going on down Trump way. Even Anne Coulter is jumping ship and she wrote a book about her love for anything Donald Trump.

    • @nefariouscrook2807
      @nefariouscrook2807 7 лет назад +15

      CEOofFRESH1 So because someone is a comedian means there's no truth to what they say? And yes you watch Fox or you wouldn't of defended it out of nowhere and how do I look like an idiot? Because I think trumps a moron? He is a moron and had to learn how things worked in government after he was elected, things most kids know by the time the leave middle school. Reading wiki leaks isn't critical thinking to me, it's just another source to cross reference things which, would be critical thinking when putting false hoods against facts. Good luck with your "critical thinking" Remember me calling you a moron when Trump gets impeached

    • @dustinreed7667
      @dustinreed7667 7 лет назад +10

      Again, I'm not saying you should believe comedians about this or really anything at all. You might, however, might want to pay attention to what actual members of Congress are saying, both right wing and left wing.

  • @plisskenarmitage2075
    @plisskenarmitage2075 7 лет назад +241

    "Et tu, Cosby?"
    Where is this man's Emmy?

    • @AgeDrain
      @AgeDrain 7 лет назад

      Plissken Armitage thats a running joke not really original. They did the same thing on the Colbert show with the daily show reunion/flashback

    • @chrisdodd4014
      @chrisdodd4014 7 лет назад +2

      The Russians give it to Trump for The Apprentice because "It was rigged! Should've won that."

    • @randomaccounts9838
      @randomaccounts9838 7 лет назад

      Plissken Armitage With his Comedy ,missing

    • @haimainjauo242
      @haimainjauo242 7 лет назад +1

      I don't understand, why did he say it in French?

    • @azteca6474
      @azteca6474 7 лет назад

      Slap-Happy Pessimist latin

  • @KB-wl4ip
    @KB-wl4ip 7 лет назад +379

    Omg I've been binge watching Trevor and laughing my ass off. Comedy gold.

  • @Crytica.
    @Crytica. 7 лет назад +381

    I got your notes right here.
    Damn that was brutal.

    • @supermansuperman9066
      @supermansuperman9066 7 лет назад

      THE INFORMATION ,WE REALLY NEED IS THE SAME AS ALWAYS; REGARDING THIS JOKER AND THE LIKE.ALL CONTROVERSIAL ISSUES MUST BE LOOKED AT, FROM "ALL " PERSPECTIVES. THIS HOST, AN ELITE SON OF PREDOMINATELY THE VERY,VERY CAUCASIAN ALPS ,AND NO REAL INFLUENCE FROM SOUTH AFRICA, IS LIKE NEAR ALL COMEDIANS NOW, AND FOR ABOUT 4 YEARS PAST, WHO ARE LITERALLY PAID TO PROMOTE THE COMING OF A NEW WORLD , THAT BEING, ALL PEOPLE, HAVING NO FENCES,HOLDING HANDS AND PEPSI. THESE JESTERS SEEM TO BE HAPPY PEOPLE, AS THEY "ENTERTAIN" AND DIVERT OUR ATTENTION AWAY FROM "ALL" SIDES OF AN ISSUE WITH THEIR PROPAGANDA, AND THEN HAVE TO LIVE WITH THEMSELVES IN THEIR MANSIONS ,ALONE, AT NIGHT, KNOWING THAT, IF THEY FAIL TO CARRY OUT THIS AGENDA, THEY'LL SOON FIND THEMSELVES BEING BEAT BY THE NEWS MEDIA IN REGARD TO SOME "JUST REVEALED 'TRUTH' OF SHAME", IN THEIR LIVES, AND THEY'RE LIKELY GOING TO LOSE EVERYTHING.

    • @carlpen850
      @carlpen850 7 лет назад +21

      I guess it's true that it's absolutely mandatory that all nutcases type their comments with the caps lock on.

    • @yasmeenfriday7101
      @yasmeenfriday7101 7 лет назад +2

      someone needs to make a gif of that

  • @queenqueen6734
    @queenqueen6734 7 лет назад +1066

    All this winning, it's so exhausting, when will all this winning stop, I'm so tired already of all the winning.

    • @markcruise225
      @markcruise225 7 лет назад +25

      Queen Queen, His days is numbered

    • @queenqueen6734
      @queenqueen6734 7 лет назад +82

      Mark Cruise, The only thing worse than Trump are those still defending

    • @Kareragirl
      @Kareragirl 7 лет назад +62

      I also love how his 30 day plan to defeat ISIS worked out. Thank God there's no ISIS anymore!

    • @markcruise225
      @markcruise225 7 лет назад +46

      Niamh _ The president is an imbecile and has turned the White House into a circus.

    • @queenqueen6734
      @queenqueen6734 7 лет назад +46

      I have a hard time believing he will last a full term. He thinks he can do whatever he wants

  • @gabrielpatten6939
    @gabrielpatten6939 7 лет назад +368

    whether you agree with him or not, Trevor Noah is hilarious 😂

  • @yabsiragugsa5946
    @yabsiragugsa5946 7 лет назад +1585

    lets hope he gets impeached

    • @therepublicofdiarrhea7792
      @therepublicofdiarrhea7792 7 лет назад +30

      That thought is how I go to bed at night.

    • @antionebrown8276
      @antionebrown8276 7 лет назад +26

      Yabsira Gugsa that was their plan from the gate. Get their VP, a true republican, in power.

    • @mypal1990
      @mypal1990 7 лет назад +11

      Yabsira Gugsa crossing fingers on this one.

    • @Apophis392
      @Apophis392 7 лет назад +9

      Yabsira Gugsa so that mike pence can be are present? That sounds even worse

    • @thefractured_butwhole
      @thefractured_butwhole 7 лет назад +1

      Oh, my God! You can't use that word!

  • @cmurphy0707
    @cmurphy0707 7 лет назад +161

    My Mom had a chance to work with him when he was attorney in the District of Massachusetts, and I'm quoting her verbatim from her Facebook page:
    'Robert Mueller was the United States Attorney for the District of Massachusetts when I worked there as a clinical intern. He was also one of the teachers of our Government Lawyer class (the academic component of the internship). From my observation then--he was at the time prosecuting significant organized crime cases--he is an extraordinarily gifted lawyer and a person of enormous integrity. He is also fearless. He will follow the evidence where it leads and will be loyal--first and foremost--to the truth and to the Constitution and laws of the United States.
    His appointment is a profound relief. What welcome news.'

    • @mandala314
      @mandala314 7 лет назад +6

      Connor Murphy Good to hear! I've been researching Mueller and he seems like the best person for the job. I hope he does well!

    • @piarossi4555
      @piarossi4555 7 лет назад +3

      Connor Murphy THAT is the best news I've heard for a while 👍.

    • @felimekj
      @felimekj 7 лет назад +7

      Thank u for posting this.

    • @vietphuongbong3441
      @vietphuongbong3441 7 лет назад +4

      Connor Murphy I am just afraid that he might have an... 'unfortunate evidence' or 'food poisoning'. Knowing the KGB...

    • @AlwaysANemesis
      @AlwaysANemesis 7 лет назад +2

      If it happens outside of the states, I can believe that. Then again, Russia's already using all this talk as some fantastic propaganda now, effectively shutting us out of the moral high ground for potentially years to come. Even if they're discovered to be tampering with the electoral votes, I doubt they'll even care now; and if they _do_ try to shut Mueller down while he's still inside the borders, there'll be hell to pay.

  • @cindyoser9988
    @cindyoser9988 7 лет назад +218

    After listening to Fox News, I feel like I need to wash my hands for about an hour. Fox............uwewwuuck!

    • @alexcharmander8455
      @alexcharmander8455 7 лет назад +3

      Cindy Oser
      How could watch Fox News for that long without wanting to cut yourse

    • @eduardojara6955
      @eduardojara6955 4 года назад

      @@alexcharmander8455 you put your hand in cuffs give the key to a close friend, wait an hour.
      I mean yeah you I'll end up with cuts all over your wrist, trying to rid your own skin off, but you made it.

    • @bradleon1926
      @bradleon1926 4 года назад +1

      @@eduardojara6955 you know, i feel like the local fox news stations are sometimes a little better. because my specific fox station (fox 4) is a little less fake newsy. they vary a bit.

    • @eduardojara6955
      @eduardojara6955 4 года назад +2

      @@bradleon1926 of course, while most of the time they are pretty annoying and lie a lot.
      There are exceptions too everything, so good thing your station is a lot better

  • @EvaFleming
    @EvaFleming 7 лет назад +602

    Thank you Trevor (and Seth, and John, and Samantha, and Stephen) for making the hell we're living through funny. I'm not sure I could stay above the depression of the daily news without you.

  • @bhaminilakshminarayan1812
    @bhaminilakshminarayan1812 7 лет назад +327

    Trevor has REALLY come into his own. This is a fantastic segment.

    • @Mike-qj6ej
      @Mike-qj6ej 7 лет назад +4

      Bhamini Lakshminarayan Trevor was " into his own" from the very first episode , you were just too racist to see it

    • @atirx7317
      @atirx7317 7 лет назад +18

      Mike -How is that racist ???

    • @SidV101
      @SidV101 7 лет назад +9

      Mike yeah shut up dude. You assuming someone has an attribute because you associate that attribute with something about that person is how racism works. You're the real problem here

    • @jhefferson9048
      @jhefferson9048 7 лет назад +11

      Mike Stfu stop involving racism into everything. I also think Trevor had a rocky start but he improved over time.

    • @manonthemoon997
      @manonthemoon997 7 лет назад +3

      Jhefferson Barros nah bro he's always been this good watch one of his shows

  • @DerrickWhitney
    @DerrickWhitney 7 лет назад +868

    Comedy Central should take over Fox News and Fox News should be the new Comedy Central.

    • @BabyGirlPatti
      @BabyGirlPatti 7 лет назад +80

      I get my comedy from Fox News and my news from Comedy Central. Lol

    • @emancules
      @emancules 7 лет назад +4

      Patti Green fr tbh

    • @JES62522
      @JES62522 6 лет назад +1

      The daily show lies too

    • @connermisty9449
      @connermisty9449 6 лет назад +1

      The only joke is this ingrate Noah, if he doesn't like our country then he can go back to HIS own country. Everything he reads is off a prompter and he is a puppet, and over paid puppet.

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 6 лет назад +2

      Wait,what? Fox news is a comedy channel, right?

  • @dagingflowerchild733
    @dagingflowerchild733 7 лет назад +1094

    I don't watch Fox News for the same reason i don't drink out of the toilet.

    • @justbee636
      @justbee636 7 лет назад +5

      d aging flower child haha...funny

    • @animechuck4219
      @animechuck4219 7 лет назад +61

      So here's a thing, the old man here, massive liberal. Former truck driver, but still a liberal.
      After he retired, all he did was watch fox news, and the local baptist minister.
      I asked him one day, "why do watch that shit all the time? You HATE those fuckers!"
      And he responds, after taking a draw from one of the cigarettes that eventually killed him,
      "someone has to keep an eye on those guys"

    • @marshapple
      @marshapple 7 лет назад +4

      d aging flower child the good thing is fox news is not the only one that keeps us updated.

    • @hmarkow1
      @hmarkow1 7 лет назад +3

      because dogs do it?

    • @epsilon936
      @epsilon936 7 лет назад

      d aging flower child funny that's how I feel about CNN :))) but you all realize that you will all be crying again like gay babies in hysteria 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gnomiedan5424
    @gnomiedan5424 7 лет назад +169

    I love the feeling that I'm not alone and people also witness the insanity in this administration

  • @Alpha0727
    @Alpha0727 7 лет назад +40

    Fox News needs to learn that there is a BIG difference between COMMENTING on or giving your opinion about an open investigation to reporters and the public, and TELLING THE DIRECTOR OF THE FBI HIMSELF TO STOP/CLOSE A CURRENT, ONGOING INVESTIGATION!!! At least they are paying for it now, since their ratings went down by barely talking about the Comey memos.

  • @so0bly466
    @so0bly466 7 лет назад +182

    Wait what? Comey was fired last week? It feels like it's been *months* since then

    • @Shuey272
      @Shuey272 7 лет назад +6

      what is your profile picture... haha

    • @edgarorozco3513
      @edgarorozco3513 7 лет назад

      Shuey272 Hey in today's Ultra Liberal Sickening Everybody-loves-everybody-because-we-liberals-say-so-and-if-you-dont-agree-you-racist dont-call-others-names-or-question-their-authority worthless Society, you cant ask that to that pathetic "Tracey Sparquelles" face.
      Be nice.

    • @72marshflower15
      @72marshflower15 7 лет назад +12

      Eagle Warrior the only thing liberalism is intolerant of is intolerance itself, so sometimes we do see liberals having conservative, ie intolerant, reactions to conservative people or things....
      Intolerance if fascism is not in of itself fascism...
      The US was founded upon liberal principles, ir "we the people", that conservatism, ie "me the person", is patently erroneous and treasonous to...
      I'd tell you to get the fuck out, but that would be rather conservative of me... You are most welcome here, but we liberals whooped your con ass during the civil war and will do so again if we have to...

    • @so0bly466
      @so0bly466 7 лет назад +1

      Hello. Since all of y'all are all on here talking about liberalism and my profile picture, let me plug this liberal legend icon and star Trixie Mattel (That's her on my picture) and she has an iconic album out called Two Birds please buy it on iTunes, love y'all

  • @oneto5646
    @oneto5646 7 лет назад +351

    Lock him up!

  • @heytwingirlfriend
    @heytwingirlfriend 7 лет назад +226

    Trevor was on fire!!

  • @abduleea4197
    @abduleea4197 7 лет назад +737

    Obama we miss you 😭😭😭😭

    • @nichtrudy
      @nichtrudy 7 лет назад +22

      Chalky Von Kekian the last 4 months prove you wrong. and it's look more like you are the one who is butthurt otherwise you didn't had have the feeling to insult him. only a delusional still says that trump is better then Obama.

    • @Thealexx135053
      @Thealexx135053 7 лет назад +1

      A 1 grow economy, and gave the usofa a positive reputation in thw world.... yh the worst president

    • @samantha5521
      @samantha5521 7 лет назад +3

      Chalky Von Kekian Wrong...

    • @nichtrudy
      @nichtrudy 7 лет назад +1

      "Wrong" ? i rest my case

    • @homiixide
      @homiixide 7 лет назад +1

      i miss him and his drone strikes too it makes me sad

  • @tpl2023
    @tpl2023 7 лет назад +256

    Trump is making it WAY too easy for comedians to do their job

  • @robertdavis9477
    @robertdavis9477 4 года назад +131

    5:28 "this is the biggest trump scandal... until the next one" Trevor Noah predicted the Ukraine Call.

    • @mera4309
      @mera4309 3 года назад +6

      Wrong he predicted Trump's whole 4 year presidency

  • @animefrankgaming1440
    @animefrankgaming1440 7 лет назад +628

    Impeach the peach !

  • @alithinker
    @alithinker 7 лет назад +1071

    Does anyone else notice how good Trevor is with accents?

    • @Miidi8787
      @Miidi8787 7 лет назад +32

      Ali Alshakhs if you watch his stand up shows, that's actually his thing.

    • @antviv
      @antviv 7 лет назад +4

      - all south africans are, trust me.

    • @alaly1027
      @alaly1027 7 лет назад +9

      Ali Alshakhs He's a polyglot. That may help

    • @antviv
      @antviv 7 лет назад +2

      - as are most south africans...

    • @alithinker
      @alithinker 7 лет назад +7

      A Laly Yeah but that doesn't mean he'd be good at accents. You can know languages but speak them terribly.

  • @deadvirgo
    @deadvirgo 7 лет назад +147

    "Et tu, Cosby?" = Gold.

  • @theonefrobelow96
    @theonefrobelow96 7 лет назад +158

    Trump- Comey better hope i dont have "tapes" of our conversation
    Comey- Pfff bitch please

    • @AnexoRialto
      @AnexoRialto 7 лет назад +16

      theonefrobelow96, Yep, that explains the "tapes" part of Trump's tweet. Comey probably told him in advance that he takes notes on all meetings. It would be the logical thing to do. Trump's just too stupid to understand the importance, until it's too late.

    • @ruikirisame1744
      @ruikirisame1744 7 лет назад

      trump is like chinatown... they dont give a fuck about those receipts. on another note. portugal had their gov compermised because someone opened an infected email

  • @camerondale6529
    @camerondale6529 7 лет назад +710

    The whole country will finally tell Trump, "you're fired."

    • @kevinmboeik5493
      @kevinmboeik5493 7 лет назад +41

      Cameron Dale That will be a happy day

    • @DatingForRealYoutubeChannel
      @DatingForRealYoutubeChannel 7 лет назад +7

      Cameron Dale - Let's hope. 🙂

    • @SMellmYfEet1999
      @SMellmYfEet1999 7 лет назад +2

      Cameron Dale you want a civil war don't you? I'll not let you guys spit on my vote like this.

    • @SMellmYfEet1999
      @SMellmYfEet1999 7 лет назад +2

      Mikey Vengenz I have nothing to do with Russia. And Red army was disbanded in December 25,1991. Before I was even born.

    • @gusdupree9076
      @gusdupree9076 7 лет назад +7

      SMellmYfEet1999 yes you will and you'll thank us

  • @illnyx4239
    @illnyx4239 7 лет назад +90

    😭😭😭😭 Obama : Ahhhh I got your notes right here🖕...

    • @Fate263
      @Fate263 5 лет назад +3

      How was that not a SNL skit? That was brilliant.

    • @laphaunbennett8022
      @laphaunbennett8022 5 лет назад +1

      Ill Nyx 🤩

  • @jannyjanjanet
    @jannyjanjanet 7 лет назад +224

    20 bucks says trump fakes his own death takes off the wig and leads a new life

    • @KT-su3qk
      @KT-su3qk 7 лет назад

      Janet Robinson 😂😂

    • @indominuswrex9465
      @indominuswrex9465 7 лет назад +7

      Janet Robinson Raise you fifty he does that after having a nervous breakdown in front of the entire country

    • @KT-su3qk
      @KT-su3qk 7 лет назад +7

      😂😂

    • @johnhall136
      @johnhall136 7 лет назад +8

      Arianna Smith isn't that what he's doing now

    • @carlosnavarrete4194
      @carlosnavarrete4194 7 лет назад +3

      We wish....

  • @ritabryan1053
    @ritabryan1053 7 лет назад +125

    Trevor. is. the best on TV Period…i love Colbert and Seth… but my God… he brings something fresh to TV. he's just Unique.

    • @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
      @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 7 лет назад +8

      I like Stephen more but hey... Anyone who's not on the side of this alt right hitler wanna be douche bag has half a brain lol.

    • @felimekj
      @felimekj 7 лет назад +8

      And he is adorable! He has it all, smart, funny, good looking, and humble! Loved his book and his interviews are amazing. His perspective is so unique and refreshing to see!

  • @RayRay-yt5pe
    @RayRay-yt5pe 4 года назад +33

    "This is by far Trump's biggest scandal until the next one"-Trevor
    I am from 2020. He is right.

    • @jerrypayne4870
      @jerrypayne4870 3 года назад

      doesn't get any better the further you go in 2020.

    • @RayRay-yt5pe
      @RayRay-yt5pe 3 года назад

      @@jerrypayne4870 🤣🤣
      He's nothing but a dangerous clown.

    • @Bryan-yf5yq
      @Bryan-yf5yq 2 года назад

      @@jerrypayne4870 2022, he’s still going at it

  • @Muzikrazy213
    @Muzikrazy213 7 лет назад +730

    *Gets Trevor notification*
    Me: "LLLLLLETS GET RRREADY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEE"

  • @danyellerobinson5940
    @danyellerobinson5940 7 лет назад +34

    "Scandal" certainly explains KellyAnne Conway. As for FOX, Obama stating an opinion is a far cry from obstruction of justice.

  • @donaldswamp2501
    @donaldswamp2501 7 лет назад +38

    Trevor rules! He was the right pick to replace Jon Stewart. He is coming into his own.

  • @MasterDoctorBenji
    @MasterDoctorBenji 7 лет назад +81

    This is one of the best segments I have seen in a while.

  • @gnomiedan5424
    @gnomiedan5424 7 лет назад +415

    " I'm too old for this shit " I've gained 20 years in 4 months

    • @martaj8954
      @martaj8954 7 лет назад +14

      Yeah...

    • @chronological8235
      @chronological8235 7 лет назад +26

      I don't know whether to agree or laugh. Maybe I'll do both

    • @ceekay9076
      @ceekay9076 7 лет назад +4

      Kong Yang it's one of those laughing cuz it's funny and then crying because it's so true and how sad the reality is kind of situations...

    • @lbscree
      @lbscree 7 лет назад +4

      me 2 Gramps

    • @tarrynlea
      @tarrynlea 7 лет назад +8

      Kellyanne, that you boo?

  • @oa7714
    @oa7714 7 лет назад +52

    Great job Trevor this was the best monologue I've seen in a while

  • @Ultimaton100
    @Ultimaton100 7 лет назад +711

    "Obama holding a coffee cup in one hand while saluting with the other is an impeachable offense!" - Fox 'News' "Trump passive-aggressively telling the FBI director to shut down an investigation into his own administration could mean anything!" - Also Fox 'News'

    • @mattSinco
      @mattSinco 7 лет назад +5

      Bleeding Eye Watcher kinda like CNN 2 scoops. lol partisans are retarded.

    • @carlosallen5905
      @carlosallen5905 7 лет назад +19

      FUCK FOX #ElmerFudd

    • @jonathanyoung7817
      @jonathanyoung7817 7 лет назад

      Bleeding Eye Watcher I

    • @Stevenisbelieven
      @Stevenisbelieven 7 лет назад +32

      But G.W. Bush saluting with a dog in his hands is perfectly acceptable... oh Faux News, is there no limit to your hypocrisy?

    • @z.harris2241
      @z.harris2241 7 лет назад +5

      StevieMac! Please be serious, you can't spill a dog while saluting.

  • @alexc773
    @alexc773 7 лет назад +32

    It's going to take forever to scrape all that orange shit off the White House...

  • @dianareda9604
    @dianareda9604 7 лет назад +26

    Trevor is just adorable to watch

  • @twonumber22
    @twonumber22 7 лет назад +352

    When Donny gets impeached I'm gonna party like it's 1999!
    But the next-day hangover will be of biblical proportions when I turn on the t.v. and read:
    "President Pence"

    • @Dlo2018
      @Dlo2018 7 лет назад +1

      Slamz Dunk right on

    • @TsukiNaito1
      @TsukiNaito1 7 лет назад +14

      Slamz Dunk That's exactly my fear. If Pence is in power, we might have an actual professional in charge, but LGBT+ Rights will be in trouble.

    • @isaacdoggart4879
      @isaacdoggart4879 7 лет назад +2

      Bria Penn probably not, I don't like pence or want him as president but he does not seem to have been involved in this stuff. And at this point I would take just about anyone short of Adolf Hitler rather then trump.

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 7 лет назад +19

      I'm hoping that Pence and Ryan get caught up in this due to them being eyes-deep in the Flynn and Nunes parts of this scandal, respectively.

    • @iheartjackieyes
      @iheartjackieyes 7 лет назад +1

      Slamz Dunk I'm not sure if I'm remembering this correctly but I'm pretty sure the way impeachment over treason, which Dump has committed, the entire cabinet gets kicked out, but I'm sure I'm not remembering that right.

  • @CheeseReaper22
    @CheeseReaper22 7 лет назад +76

    11:47 White Morpheus: "Take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe that Obama is still the President. Take the red pill, you stay in Washington, and I show you how deep the shit hole goes."

    • @janedoe4929
      @janedoe4929 7 лет назад +3

      Umm trumptards think they are being "red pilled" so um
      ... yeah.

    • @CheeseReaper22
      @CheeseReaper22 7 лет назад +4

      Well they're Trumptards, so whatever.

    • @payman1023
      @payman1023 7 лет назад

      CheeseReaper22
      take the red pill and you'll wake up costing against your own interests.

  • @Ray-cp5po
    @Ray-cp5po 7 лет назад +191

    Wow, Trump seems to be losing this game of 4D chess. Maybe next time Trump should learn how to play regular chess first?

    • @jackviehland646
      @jackviehland646 7 лет назад +2

      Raven Stovall the funny thing about that is that Trump is probably amazing at chess.

    • @jordanasalvemini1465
      @jordanasalvemini1465 7 лет назад +2

      Raven i agree with you but that fuckin insult was not on point lmao

    • @Kotazo85
      @Kotazo85 7 лет назад +7

      he kinda has a problem playing even tic ta toe...or checkers.Chess??oh boy..the King on his board would have a T instead of a cross...the queen may be or not be Ivanka (...) his towers a couple ugly ass hotels nobody visits, his knights should be barenaked ladies riding motorcycles and his pawns half the fox news cast and half his relatives...Bishops? Pat Robertson and James Dobson. Game ON!!!

    • @jevry4307
      @jevry4307 7 лет назад +3

      4D just means combining space with time...
      just saying

    • @tachyon3176
      @tachyon3176 7 лет назад +3

      jevry it can be 4D of space also, tesseracts are a common example, spacetime is more informative for including time

  • @rippinskid
    @rippinskid 7 лет назад +112

    that black mother quote hahhahah.. SO GOOD AT ACCENTS YOU ARE

    • @shaunatuck27
      @shaunatuck27 7 лет назад +1

      rippinskid what accent is that? you tried it.

    • @gngnome
      @gngnome 7 лет назад +1

      He's great at accents. His Russian accent is on point. His Spanish and Indian accents, the two others I've heard are also amazing.
      I liked that he followed that with the I-word humour like it's the N-word for politicians.

  • @eyuin5716
    @eyuin5716 7 лет назад +166

    Twinkle twinkle little Czar, Putin put you where you are.

  • @eddiephantom6699
    @eddiephantom6699 7 лет назад +79

    6:44 😂😂😂 Gosh I miss Obama

  • @ZeBescht
    @ZeBescht 7 лет назад +96

    If Trump gets impeached im even more worried about Pence

    • @Dragonk116
      @Dragonk116 7 лет назад +21

      Pence may not be exactly presidential worthy.... but there is no way he can be worse than trump.... For one Pence can actually speak coherent sentences.... He doesn't use a twitter account to attack people and he doesn't start unnecessary drama either. Plus you know he would be there only for a while anyways after they do re-elections....

    • @KPITGangsta
      @KPITGangsta 7 лет назад +16

      Dragonk116 ...Yeah you're right, Mike "electrocute them until they're not Gay anymore" Pence is completely better.

    • @hoshiharucho7526
      @hoshiharucho7526 7 лет назад +8

      I worry about Pence a LOT... Trump is a dumb manchild but Pence has to be smarter than that. Honestly, we're lucky Trump is the President and not Pence... With the House AND Senate being controlled by Republicans, imagine the horrible things someone with a moderate amount of intelligence could do. I find that very very scary but having said that, seeing Trump impeached would make me happy.

    • @krc9464
      @krc9464 7 лет назад

      But what if Pence gets impeached too? He doesn't seem to be a good guy from what i've read

    • @dianahauser5390
      @dianahauser5390 7 лет назад +10

      Hoshi Harucho Even if Trump is impeached, he will still be President. Congress has to call for the impeachment, but 67 votes are needed in the Senate to remove Trump from office. This will take time. By then, Reps will no longer control the House and the Senate. Once Dems take back seats, if Pence is Pres by then, he won't be able to get much done because the Dems will have the power to block him.

  • @opheliaallaround6521
    @opheliaallaround6521 7 лет назад +250

    Trevor is so smart😂

  • @Synnerster
    @Synnerster 7 лет назад +127

    #IMPEACHTRUMP

  • @themaster408
    @themaster408 7 лет назад +140

    Every joke was on point in this one.

  • @chidieberendukwu
    @chidieberendukwu 7 лет назад +44

    "White Morpheus"
    This episode was 🔥🔥🔥

  • @derricktucker1533
    @derricktucker1533 7 лет назад +224

    Trump For Prison 2017

    • @JSythe
      @JSythe 7 лет назад +3

      pema lhatse and the drain the swamp.

  • @douglaslin6190
    @douglaslin6190 7 лет назад +57

    Trevor's roasting skill is going from best of the best to out of this world!!! #ViginaNeck

  • @geforce1231
    @geforce1231 7 лет назад +97

    "i word" are we living in Hurry Potter's world where Voldemort can't be said aloud??

  • @teresah.6696
    @teresah.6696 7 лет назад +40

    Noah and your writers.....I luv ya....this shit is so funny and dead on!!!!!!!

  • @mxewris2355
    @mxewris2355 7 лет назад +72

    Liberals and Pence counting the days till impeachment.

    • @yruiz214
      @yruiz214 7 лет назад +10

      in the event that Trump is impeached for the ties with Russia then Pence and anyone Trump has appointed will be taken out of office

    • @mattSinco
      @mattSinco 7 лет назад

      Yese Wrong about everything you stated. Further more did you know the FBI never actually reviewed the server that was "hacked" instead relied upon a private firm Crowdstrike​. The same firm that had to recant it's finding in a Ukrainian military base for falsifying reports. I doubt you new that because your being gaslighted by everything thats wrong in this country.

    • @livewireOrourke
      @livewireOrourke 7 лет назад

      I hope they can count very high then.

    • @magnusmoritz194
      @magnusmoritz194 7 лет назад +1

      Yese No. The Vice President will become president no matter what

    • @d3fc0n545
      @d3fc0n545 7 лет назад +1

      Patrick most true republicans are as well.

  • @kaisun2222
    @kaisun2222 7 лет назад +48

    I feel sorry for some staff at the daily show. they need to watching Faux news everyday just to gather material for the show. One of the most repulsive activities. they deserve a raise.

    • @annaeseolightwing4310
      @annaeseolightwing4310 7 лет назад +1

      @Kai SUN: I totally agree with you. The snippets with the denials and truth-spinning repulse me; I can imagine it would be a very draining experience for anyone having to watch that kind of deception for more than 2 hours.

    • @marshapple
      @marshapple 7 лет назад

      Kai SUN they are not the only one talking about it. if you think that, you're in denial or trapped under a rock

    • @richarddarlington1139
      @richarddarlington1139 7 лет назад +1

      I don't watch Fox news. I tried to just to get opposing viewpoints. But, I had to stop because of the blood pouring out of my eyes and ears. Thanks Fox news. Never again!

  • @williemo44
    @williemo44 7 лет назад +111

    Trever Nosh is awesome. He should have won an Oscar for the role he played in Concussion. Tell the truth!, Tell the truth! You badass bro!

  • @barbb841
    @barbb841 7 лет назад +17

    Not just black moms say that. My mom said that to me growing up. LOL

  • @DLJ2890
    @DLJ2890 7 лет назад +53

    America doesn't let criminals back into the country - right on!

  • @ZaYaB0ii225
    @ZaYaB0ii225 4 года назад +21

    “This is by far the biggest trump scandal........ until the next one” TREVOR NOAH IS A TIME TRAVELER CONFIRMED!!!

  • @rebelbeammasterx8472
    @rebelbeammasterx8472 7 лет назад +22

    Trevor Noah today you're on your game!

  • @Riley0310
    @Riley0310 7 лет назад +45

    'James Mutha-Truckin' Comey.......😂😂😂

  • @nat21myria
    @nat21myria 7 лет назад +29

    Trevor your so Cute and witty. 😁

  • @Champsr0ck2247
    @Champsr0ck2247 7 лет назад +652

    When in doubt, blame Obama.
    ~Republicans, 2017

    • @marielblues
      @marielblues 7 лет назад +2

      Champsr0ck2247, that's brilliant!

    • @rogermartinez2263
      @rogermartinez2263 7 лет назад +10

      Champsr0ck2247. When in doubt. Blame Russia and Trump. -Democrats 2017

    • @tiredoffools8929
      @tiredoffools8929 7 лет назад +12

      Roger Martinez,,, dobt? Duh duh duh duh..

    • @finalbossoftheinternet6360
      @finalbossoftheinternet6360 7 лет назад +1

      6 degrees of Obama, LOL!

    • @kokopelli5357
      @kokopelli5357 7 лет назад +2

      Dude I need money for my small company. I need to buy a truck to transport my hookers around. Here's my bank account info: 696969696969 420420420420

  • @lupep9033
    @lupep9033 7 лет назад +49

    IMPEACHMENT!!!!!!!! I SAID THE I WORD!!!!!

    • @llumasm
      @llumasm 7 лет назад +4

      lupeP90 I thought it was "Idiot" #LockHimUp

  • @thenewdeal2663
    @thenewdeal2663 7 лет назад +25

    what's up my "I word"

  • @charlieevergreen3514
    @charlieevergreen3514 7 лет назад +12

    At least we didn't have to hear O'Reilly's BS on the matter.

  • @cinne2135
    @cinne2135 7 лет назад +48

    Comey is like black mothers everywhere, "I brought you into this world (the White House); I can take you out!" Best. Joke. Ever. Kudos to you, Trevor! Best joke on the subject! 🎉 🏆🎆

  • @abdallahahmed7147
    @abdallahahmed7147 2 года назад +2

    4 years later I’m still laughing at this 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @marilynramos1362
    @marilynramos1362 7 лет назад +49

    i love you Trevor💖💖💖💖

    • @SurajJadhav93
      @SurajJadhav93 7 лет назад

      Marilyn Ramos I love u too.where u from? m Houston

    • @leprechaunluck24
      @leprechaunluck24 7 лет назад +11

      Suraj Jadhav dont hit on girls on youtube. its weird

    • @colt4026
      @colt4026 7 лет назад

      Marilyn Ramos It's not Trevor, it's Trevah

  • @alexandruirimescu8143
    @alexandruirimescu8143 7 лет назад +43

    Guardians of the fallacy!!
    Insanely hilarious!!!!!!!!!

  • @Valdoy
    @Valdoy 7 лет назад +11

    I never laughed so hard since a while 😅😅😅 man I'M DONE ROFL 😅😅😅😅😅 I can't even breath

  • @erikaafernns
    @erikaafernns 7 лет назад +18

    i lost it at 'guardians of the fallacy'😂

  • @inabeanaregina
    @inabeanaregina 7 лет назад +112

    Another day, another reason to impeach Trump

    • @SurajJadhav93
      @SurajJadhav93 7 лет назад

      Christina Dockstader where u from? m from Houston 😎

    • @kayo5011
      @kayo5011 7 лет назад

      Suraj Jadhav Houston buddy I live in Houston

    • @inabeanaregina
      @inabeanaregina 7 лет назад

      Suraj Jadhav oh my girlfriend lives in houston!

  • @ewfnsrq1347
    @ewfnsrq1347 7 лет назад +12

    Great Show Trevor!

  • @faragar1791
    @faragar1791 7 лет назад +17

    Grow some balls media, just say "impeachment"!

  • @aidan2840
    @aidan2840 7 лет назад +22

    Trevor Noah is my favorite late night comedian.

  • @bethechange52
    @bethechange52 7 лет назад +11

    The Media has gone crazy or has been for a long time! Unbelievable! Thanks Noah! Your rock!

  • @Hmoob4u
    @Hmoob4u 7 лет назад +122

    "I'm too smart for this job and people just don't want me to do it. Therefore, I will resign the office of the presidency effective immediately." Donald Trump.

    • @string1414
      @string1414 7 лет назад +11

      When it happens, that's legit how he's gonna go out.

    • @seaofgreens
      @seaofgreens 7 лет назад +1

      Moon Shadow - That this got you to waste your time watching a video you can't appreciate and troll the comments section where nobody gives a shit about what you have to say is victory enough. THAT is truly what is amazing.

  • @yogi919
    @yogi919 7 лет назад +14

    keep getting your news from Facebook and Fox... and you will remain in the darkness... there is a reason why they are successful companies...

  • @Pr0fessorB1ble
    @Pr0fessorB1ble 2 года назад +1

    Them saying Trump saying “I hope you cam let him go” doesn’t mean anything makes me imagine them getting held at gun point being like “I really hope you can give me your wallet” and I can’t stop laughing.

  • @reggiethecommenter9137
    @reggiethecommenter9137 7 лет назад +43

    Someone call Celine Dion and tell her to warm up. The Trumptanic is going down.

  • @heidimcclure1943
    @heidimcclure1943 7 лет назад +204

    Can we also talk about how Representative Al Green (D-Texas) actually called for impeachment on the House floor? Politicians are saying the I word.

    • @Aeroldoth3
      @Aeroldoth3 7 лет назад +5

      I didn't know that, thanks for sharing!

    • @3thingsfishing427
      @3thingsfishing427 7 лет назад

      Heidi McClure evidence plz...

    • @ThatLaurenThing
      @ThatLaurenThing 7 лет назад +8

      No Thanks ...Just google Al Green. It happened.

    • @3thingsfishing427
      @3thingsfishing427 7 лет назад +4

      ThatLaurenThing I know he said that. What evidence do you see that Trump actually asked for the Flynn thing to stop? What if your boss fired you (congress in this analogy), and you asked why. Your boss then says, "James told me you broke the law". Comey didn't prosecute Clinton for her numerous blatant lies and breaches of national security. One could certainly argue that he is biased. I will ask a second time. Evidence please?

    • @jeffreyslater6556
      @jeffreyslater6556 7 лет назад +2

      They were calling for it before he even took office.

  • @leejackson3063
    @leejackson3063 7 лет назад +12

    I LOVE YOU TREVOR you give me LIFE YOUR SO ON POINT. THANK YOU!!!!!!

  • @PunkChicana
    @PunkChicana 7 лет назад +38

    LOVE YOU TREVOR

  • @genbabez
    @genbabez 7 лет назад +299

    Either way we lose bc we have Pence. 😒

    • @PhoenixProdLLC
      @PhoenixProdLLC 7 лет назад +16

      genbabez nope, not if the DOJ gets any of oranges tangerines on Collusion. That's illegal as well :)

    • @darlenerichardson4845
      @darlenerichardson4845 7 лет назад +1

      genbabez. Ah the man is straighter then his tie

    • @mr.sinister2029
      @mr.sinister2029 7 лет назад +4

      still better then trump

    • @narrowstone5363
      @narrowstone5363 7 лет назад +13

      genbabez i was wondering, what happens if it turns out to be true? Surely Pence would've known too, so wouldn't he be impeached too?

    • @drakekoefoed1642
      @drakekoefoed1642 7 лет назад +5

      We all prayed for Daddy Bush's health because he had Quayle.

  • @billytheweasel
    @billytheweasel 7 лет назад +8

    "Idiocracy" the documentary.
    Three words; word word word

  • @danielrogers1985
    @danielrogers1985 7 лет назад +34

    Damn that was fire

  • @gnomiedan5424
    @gnomiedan5424 7 лет назад +57

    this is gonna be so much fun / will it ever end / #impeachtrump

  • @eternalcreature3449
    @eternalcreature3449 7 лет назад +17

    Fox News is where all the Trump supports gets their information

  • @richard759
    @richard759 7 лет назад +70

    Women are sparely dressed at Fox News, compared to their male colleagues...

    • @richard759
      @richard759 7 лет назад +24

      You completely got it! I find this rather absurd, but it probably works just the way you described it... So conservative!

  • @dolevlitvin8904
    @dolevlitvin8904 7 лет назад +63

    You are so graceful my man. Thanks for doing the show. Greetings from Israel

    • @sorenmatthies3464
      @sorenmatthies3464 7 лет назад +7

      Dolev Litvin greetings from germany. I love this shitshow your politics have become

    • @dolevlitvin8904
      @dolevlitvin8904 7 лет назад +4

      Sören Matthies als du "your" sagst, meinst du Amerika oder Israel. Die beiden sind sehr lustig, aber momentan, trump ist einfach lustiger als alles

  • @arunkanil8368
    @arunkanil8368 4 года назад +1

    OMG.... Trevor is helping me get through the lockdown

  • @honeybella5600
    @honeybella5600 7 лет назад +26

    Trump makes Bush look like he was a responsible & thoughtful leader.

  • @joflavaful
    @joflavaful 7 лет назад +42

    As a South African Trump makes me so happy... what Zuma done in 8 years this, Trump did in a few months.

  • @kccx5comments349
    @kccx5comments349 7 лет назад

    Watched it once now watched it twice and will watch it again .
    This is probably the best one yet .

  • @nothingforgrantedPS23
    @nothingforgrantedPS23 7 лет назад +17

    Nice middle finger lol. Didn't block that shit.

    • @NISSANZ33
      @NISSANZ33 7 лет назад +3

      American Lowlife that part played literally as i scrolled by your comment 😂

  • @snuffysmif9801
    @snuffysmif9801 7 лет назад +34

    Strangely enough... Pence is even scarier than Trump!!

    • @coolhari2000
      @coolhari2000 7 лет назад +1

      Snuffy Smif
      i sure hope so Bubba. the water is so muddy right now.

    • @Theomite
      @Theomite 7 лет назад

      +Dave Griffin "Russian Salad Dressing" so that's what they call the stain on Trump's tie?

    • @roguecactus7
      @roguecactus7 7 лет назад

      Snuffy Smif just don't give him a sword.

  • @dalfifran7572
    @dalfifran7572 3 года назад

    Trevor gesture and body language as he deliver the joke made it all the more amazing.
    "Yeaaah... Yeaaah... Yeaaah..."

  • @kkarthurs721
    @kkarthurs721 7 лет назад +12

    I recommend peeing before watching 😂 Trevor is rocking my world! 💗