Shaq Freestyles about Kobe

Check it, You know how I be
Last week Kobe couldn't do without me
Ya know how I be
Last Week Kobe couldn't do without me
I call myself big but I'm not as good as Biggie
I call myself big cuz I live next to Diddy
Excuse me, Diddy live next to me, so in the hood dawg I feel like B-I-G
Cuz if Biggie was still here, he would be right there, on star island in a mansion somewhere chillin
sitting on about half a billion, cuz me and gunz can buy sh** that's half a billion
Forreal dawg now that's B-I-G, there aint nobody in the world do it bigger than me
That's like a white boy trying to be more n**** than me
That's like a homeless cat having more figures than me
That's like Patrick Ewing having more rings than me
That's like rappers having..cars (inaudible)things than me
That's ...like you saying to yourself you better than me
That's like Kareem saying to himself he better than me
Now stop, think about that, it aint about that, its about B-I-G AKA Shaq
Now that's the difference between first and last place,
Chorus:
Kobe, N****, Tell me how my azz taste
Okay, Kobe, Tell me how my azz taste
Okay, Everybody, Kobe Tell me how my azz taste
I'm a horse, Kobe rat-ed me out, that's why I'm getting divorced
He said Shaq gave a b**** a Mil, I don't do that cause my name Shaquille
I love em, I don't leave em' I got a vasectomy, now I can't breed them
Chorus:
Kobe How my azz taste
Everybody, Kobe how my azz taste
Yeah, you can't do without me
Kobe, You can't do without me (repeat 2 times)
Everybody, Kobe, Tell how my azz taste (Collective)
Yeah....
-Shaq
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[@robscott1615]

Even after last sunday this is still funny. Its a reminder of the simpler times, before real life took over for these two. 2-8-24-9. RIP Gianna and Kobe.

[@manaharav]

Some ex NFL player said that more money doesn't lead to more or less problems, but it DOES magnify one's strengths and weaknesses. So if you have an addictive personality before, then $ will exacerbate (worsen) those problems. If you are a spiritual person and do little things that help others, then $ will give you the platform to be a philanthropist, a big shot in good works. Not many people get a chance to be fabulously rich in their twenties. I'm sure if Kobe and Shaq were miraculously in their late teens ,early twenties they would be the smartest of their age on the planet. That being said, I'm sad and angry that Kobe didn't go to the 76ers or the Celtics. He would have brought a lot of titles!

[@JesusIsMyPastor]

I love both Kobe and Shaw. But lets be real that freestyle was nice

[@Rickswars]

Kobe can't tell us how Shaq's ass taste now, but it's true LOOL!

[@mikebryant7592]

I love both of them. There both Best Buddies so its ok for them to make jokes at each other ! :)

[@Rickswars]

LOOL this is so cool and funny probably true!!!

[@kylesweatt6323]

RIP KOBE

[@WALE2luv]

It's always TMZ

[@Rellglo]

Rip Kobe

[@multiplepassions3694]

You know how i be, last week kobe couldn’t do without me

[@fred11213]

Shaq tell me how five rings tastes? oh wait you can't because you only have 4

[@plokify]

@spiny8 ya he says "sitting on about half a billion, cuz me and gunz can buy sh** that's half a billion"

[@pdak04]

@spiny8 yes that's him

[@wilsonkurniawan8970]

in fact....kobe still winning without him right??

[@chelleche]

Lol...

[@junedeon]

Pause.

[@FavreianVengeance]

"That's like Kareem saying to himself he better than me"
I got news for you Shaq. Kareem is better than you.

[@Rickswars]

Ya but hows Shaq'sass taste LMAO!!!!!

[@PreferredCustomer]

Kobe isnt saying much nowadays

[@trenton9]

?.....
The World is Going to Hell.