When you sit down to have lunch with your buddies and have the realization that it is all a waste of precious time that is so limited in the first place, then you realize that there is no real "meaning" to why we exist that we can prove. We are a bunch of hairless apes stuck on a giant rock hurtling through space at insane speeds and still like to throw rocks at each other (albeit fancy ones).
3:41 For people who don't know Spanish I will translate it beacause i don't have to do any more "Third question my people, who takes more? (Goes with the girl on the left), this is the best, who sleeps the most? (goes with the girl on the right) come on daughter, the other one, who bothers and screams more? (They throw the dishes with flour xd and laughs)
@@sushiibird7799 *It is a double edge sword* someday when the time is arrived and our children doing exactly what we did to our father to us, and in that very moment we say *"are you using my words against me"*
@@meat96 but for the sake of ending the war, I'd happily make that sacrifice. May our Lord and savior Shibe bless you with protection from such dad jokes
This right here? This? At 6:30? This genuinely hurt me... Like, as soon as I saw him heading towards the pit, I literally gasped... Jeez, I've played too much Mario.
Michael Phelps i don’t think taco bell is trying to copy hispanic food flavors, they just want money and people like cheese😂 hispanic food is 100/10 tho
As soon as I saw him double target the sylveon with normal and fighting moves I knew that was going to happen. Probably the most relatable clip for me.
I love these videos so much. Thanks for putting time to add subtitles! English is not my first language and sometimes I struggle to hear the joke. So this is useful! Thanks!!
I feel bad for the seal, I mean that seal could've had a hard time getting food and could've been hungry. The people could've just given the fish to the seal and caught another fish (I'm not vegan, don't think that)
5:53 I've played with BB gun pellets enough to know how much of a pain it can be to find all the individual projectiles. This person is downright fucking *_E V I L ._*
The last clip was AWESOME. Bruh the look on the dude was like "wtf, ive done this for 5 years"
Wait, what is a hamster supposed to do for five years?
Did you notice his face expression?that was so funny...hahaahaa
@@joyride1110 ah yes, i have meant the hamster. Totally not second last by saying the dude, youre right mb
It was staged
@@Lupfergott no shit sherlock
8:20 I thought that fish was jumping for it's life i didn't see the fishing line xd
Same, I was like "wow that fish is getting some distance XD"
xd
1:05 Should've had boys lololol
Relish in the pain
They would have done it too.
@@SayHelloToMyLittleSchwing maybe
@@NiceEyeballs Maybe? LOL
Thats lots worse.
9:42 when u finally decide to go to bed for school and u see sunlight
You know the song right there?
I felt that
I MADE THE LIKES 69
Relatable
What's a school?
1:00, deep down, you know he is smiling 😁
Somewhere...
dad quickly realized he made big mistakes years ago
years ago they tried to
@@saroporoggo put me in the...
he got beaten at his own game
@@saroporoggo no, don't you go putting these damn flashbacks in my head, now. "This is live, right?"
@@saroporoggo years ago they tried to put me in a...
That guinea pig looked so betrayed.
An user with an anime profile picture I actually think that is a guinea pig. I think it is because I happen to own a guinea pig.
That is a guinea pig, I recommend editing your comment before less than polite people point it out.
The guinea pig: why are we still here, just to suffer
Great job, you changed the comment!
When you sit down to have lunch with your buddies and have the realization that it is all a waste of precious time that is so limited in the first place, then you realize that there is no real "meaning" to why we exist that we can prove. We are a bunch of hairless apes stuck on a giant rock hurtling through space at insane speeds and still like to throw rocks at each other (albeit fancy ones).
3:41 For people who don't know Spanish I will translate it beacause i don't have to do any more
"Third question my people, who takes more? (Goes with the girl on the left), this is the best, who sleeps the most? (goes with the girl on the right) come on daughter, the other one, who bothers and screams more? (They throw the dishes with flour xd and laughs)
Azalea *thank you*
First one is more like "who drinks more". In Spanish it's usual to say 'tomar' for drinking but you have to say 'drink' in English
Thanks babe
beautiful!
0:17 Dad jokes are now unstoppable, even the dads who once wielded them, have surrendered to their power
Underrated comment periodt
*"Wielded"*
Very *good* choice of word
@@meat96 and with your help , we could shape the future with these weapons our fathers once used
@@sushiibird7799 *It is a double edge sword*
someday when the time is arrived and our children doing exactly what we did to our father to us, and in that very moment we say *"are you using my words against me"*
@@meat96 but for the sake of ending the war, I'd happily make that sacrifice.
May our Lord and savior Shibe bless you with protection from such dad jokes
This right here? This? At 6:30? This genuinely hurt me... Like, as soon as I saw him heading towards the pit, I literally gasped... Jeez, I've played too much Mario.
Same here.. damn
man, i can't stand mario. idk why, just totally not my type.
@@SpaceMissile So, what is your favorite video game?
Mario is my childhood, but then I became a great fan of Fire Emblem
6:12 That's beyond evil. It's something far worse.
SpiritWildfireGaming
I don’t understand, can’t you just use a vacuum?
@@floof_hair3857 Such little things can go everywhere. Including places that are a pain in the ass, vacuum or not.
@@spiritwildfiregaming1975 probably wear shorts then
What even were those little things??? And why didnt he just stop them when they started pouring?? Lol he probly deserved a lil bit of that
@@aurilio5633 You know, that is a good question- just what are these things?
2:24 I want to cry for the dog
SAME!! ;(
A the quivering lip too 😥
Dumb owners why did they not get it
@@yee5074 sometimes you can't go back to get something if your in a hurry
They're lucky the dog was smart enough not to jump out after it
9:56 is when the quinie pig realized where he ranked on the food chain
How you guyz able to see the timestamp
In me it show reverse?😢
@@Mono_Autophobic tap on the timestamp on the video screen. It should change
@@dotdot7547 thanks man👍👍👍
2:09"omg, what am i going to tell the manager?"
Flavor town lmfaoo, Los Angeles literally is full of it
Nah man, taco bell
Full of gross ass American made hispanic food. Ain't flavorful at all
@@phelps4569 eat at a Mexican, Salvadoran, Thai, ect, there's plenty of restaurants that are not American. Your ignorance is showing
Michael Phelps i don’t think taco bell is trying to copy hispanic food flavors, they just want money and people like cheese😂 hispanic food is 100/10 tho
@@phelps4569 I'm Italian, you don't see me complaining 'bout Dominos and stuff. Also, it's fast food, wth you expect?
When a Seal dies inside 8:20
Looked like a sea lion
They did him dirty
No shit
when you're supposed to be fast on land, and fish aren't even supposed to be on land, but are still way faster than you
01:09 '' I should've had boys''.
We not much better man.
😂
They'd call the army and tell them to secure the house for sure
9:42 when you see your crush with another dude
7:27 I can feel his pain
ポケモントレーナーIsaiah I don’t get it, can you explain it to me please?
As soon as I saw him double target the sylveon with normal and fighting moves I knew that was going to happen. Probably the most relatable clip for me.
Programmer Cat sorry, I’m a bit late. Thanks for explaining it though :)
The smoking toilet...was way funnier than it should've been.....made me cry. lol!!
9:10 Oh my Very Nice Cofee
9:02
This one in my opinion is by far the funniest.
8:04 biggest uno reverse card
5:52
Takes a lot of balls to record this video
Oh... Oh no
*deep breath*
".................................y e s"
I see what u did there
Are those airsoft bb's?
Ryan and Shane only deal with the dead so they had to kill that guy first
i laughed a little too hard at this....
0:56, I love how happy she is with herself! 😂
1:15 is Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej who mainly host a unsolved cases for anyone wondering
2:27
Owner: where’s your ball
Dog: wanna buy me a new one cause I clearly just lost my best friend
that guina pig clip made me wanna cry for no reason honestly
When the dad gets dad joked.
Trending with 7.6k. But since it’s quarantine hours, I don’t care, in fact I’m glad.
I love that Ryan and Shane are in this I was literally
watching them an hour ago!
Edit:
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2:30 the dog looked like he wanted to cry 😭😂😂
She.
I love these videos so much. Thanks for putting time to add subtitles! English is not my first language and sometimes I struggle to hear the joke. So this is useful! Thanks!!
Gracias
The Pokémon one was the only one that hit me on a personal level.
What is that Pokemon game ?
@@abhinavverma4364 Sword and Shield
5:36 when no one notices the Scott the Woz clip
>Pokemon pro streamer: *Talking about perfect EVs, calculated moves and all that shit
>The other guy: Lets change
I AM LOVING YOUR VIDS! You’re awesome, man!
I Love your vid Defintly your Perfectly cut screams they always make me laugh
9:23 this dude probably quits his job
09:53 when somebody realizes how depressing my life story is.
"Your support makes me happy"
6:55 cats on mars
I love your videos soooo much!!! Please keep up your great work ♥️♥️♥️
*Massive calculations on Sylveon's percentage and defense and if I focus my efforts I might be able t-*
Dusclops: I'm gonna stop you right there.
I feel bad for the seal, I mean that seal could've had a hard time getting food and could've been hungry. The people could've just given the fish to the seal and caught another fish
(I'm not vegan, don't think that)
It takes forever for us to fish but seals can catch fish easily. They're just lazy.
08:44 When level 10 character teaches level 20 character.
Title: WATCH PEOPLE DIE INSIDE
Thumbnail: Guinea pig
Me: CONFUSED SCREAMING
1:10 i should have had boys
Meanwhile my mom
"I should have had girls"
holy shit i live for these content from all rounder
thanks
0:01 No one was on board because they don’t want to be ditch in the water
Only true aviation fan can understand why
Explains why nobody responded
5:52 best clip xD
1:56 YOOO i fucking thought that was quackity without his hat and he’s just been wearing a wig and beanie on purpose 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for the video that was cool :)
the video containing the ghoul boys just single handedly earning this a thumbs up.
that fish hopping on land to get away from that giraffe is literally why humans even exist.
Hamster as thumbnail
Me: That's cool!
That last one though. LMAO
That Seal At The End Was Like "Yall Aint Goin Help Me Catch That Fish"
Lucio Carmona actually it’s a sea lion
Lol that's my clip in 2:34 nice to see some one likes it
That hamster at the end looked like it saw how fucked up my life is
THATS NO TWO GUYS THATS RYAN AND FRICKIN SHANE
Right? I saw "two guys" and "top five" and I was like wouldn't it be funny if that was Shane and Ryan and then it was.
I have guinea pigs and I can confirm they will always stare at you like that if you pet them wrong 😂
3:15 Can someone explain what's wrong here? I know the sun doesn't go up at 1:25am, but it doesn't go up at 1:25 pm.
I'm guessing it's because one a.m isn't morning, it's nighttime.
@@residentkane Or it's not supposed to be 1
5:53 I've played with BB gun pellets enough to know how much of a pain it can be to find all the individual projectiles. This person is downright fucking *_E V I L ._*
1:09 What does that gonna change? LMAO!!!
9:25 his expressing.oml😂😅😂😅
9:35 man, the comparision was too much😂😂😂
I CANNOT GO SLEEP WITH THAT ENDING NOW THANKS!
8:44 LMAO that poor barista! XD
4:15 when a mom gives that look, what's coming it's not good(chancla edition)😂
Amazing editting man... Took me to a trip in another world, didn't want it to end 👍
This one is very good, lot of great faces n reactions. ENJOYED IT THOROUGHLY.
Where is me sitting in my chaotic maths class?
The dad with the toilet looked so defeated XD
The pokemon one hurt
Oh my god these guys with the Michelin star chef 😭
that teacher trying to act like she doesn know who Mia is
Here I thought the lady at the end was going to drop or spill over the cappuccino. Oh I was wrong.
wolfe's plans really got cancelled with that ally switch lol
Dude that freaking hamster at the end portraying the man was funny as fuck
8:20 name of the song?
I will try search with Shazan wait
Napoleon Dynamite
what's the outro music?
Me too 😁
"I should've had boys"
That killed me.
Legend has it, that white hamster is still wondering WTF happened!
Coffee guy got hustled XD
Day ??? ( I've lost count ) of quarintine and I'm on verge of ending it all.
9:57 the Asian kid when he gets 99 instead of 100 on test
I've seen enough of Dashie's Super Mario Maker videos to know how frustrating a simple rookie mistake could be in the end of a level.
That pokemon guy is tryna be smart but he faild lol
Princess Manguito o wow thx for explaining the clip to me lol
@@muffinknight8101 wait what? XD
9:46 when those vids of people getting real or gummy and you get the real heart
Animals are people
I can relate to ''watch people die inside'' this is a good video
YESSS WATCHER CONTENT
3:59 went HEE HEE real quick
Lmao the dad staring at the toilet.
Ever prank you see done on dads just prove some of them need anger management
my mans was mad at his daughters like they went to home depot and bought a joke toilet with a hole that can only fit farts
Lol the toilet one is wholesome
Didn't expect Scott to be here
I only came here for the guinea pig