Andrew Tate's Music Is Terrible | Sad Boyz

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @LessTheWorld
    @LessTheWorld 2 года назад +2800

    flashing lights warning after 3:2O until 3:26

    • @LeapIntoAction
      @LeapIntoAction 2 года назад +84

      Came to see if anyone had posted a warning! Thank you!!

    • @cha0ticneutralbigs
      @cha0ticneutralbigs 2 года назад +70

      Thankyou you saved me from a lot of pain ❤️

    • @juiceboxfromthevoid
      @juiceboxfromthevoid 2 года назад +14

      Thank you :]

    • @YouTubeSupportSucks
      @YouTubeSupportSucks 2 года назад +3

      @Display Name you'll develop a disability if you live to be 80; enjoy your able body while it lasts ;)

    • @ilfoxyy
      @ilfoxyy 2 года назад +75

      @Display Name 🤡

  • @da3855
    @da3855 2 года назад +3008

    Considering that Tate is always talking about subliminal messages in the media, it’s suspicious and creepy that he made a song where he repeats the word “suicide” to his audience of unstable boys

    • @mollykircher3104
      @mollykircher3104 2 года назад +292

      It gives me actual chills, honestly. It's subliminal but incredibly very obvious. It's really actually terrifying that he can do that, like, imagine how many members of his largely unstable audience will actually commit suicide.

    • @goopguy548
      @goopguy548 2 года назад +107

      He gets paid to choke them

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 Год назад +183

      Guys, it’s actually not that smart. Tate just isn’t that smart. He is talking about suicide doors which are the kind of doors in his McLaren and several other supercars (the ones that open vertically instead of horizontally).
      He clearly started from there and tried to keep up the suicide thing for a cohesive theme but failed miserably due to his asinine wordplay.

    • @lottieofdoom
      @lottieofdoom Год назад

      @@Lucaz99 Suicide doors are the ones that open backwards. Scissor doors are the ones that open upwards.

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 Год назад +64

      @@lottieofdoom you’re right, someone down in the comments commented something, so Tate could be sending subliminal messages or maybe he’s just a dumbass who loves talking about cars but doesn’t actually know anything about them. Makes sense after all the cars are just status symbols for him just like women and just like women, he probably doesn’t understand them lol

  • @dokidoki65
    @dokidoki65 2 года назад +3490

    There's something sinister about making a song repeating the word suicide when your audience is extremely depressed young men

  • @Jay-zt1pq
    @Jay-zt1pq 2 года назад +2759

    Okay but Jarvis' Tate impression is actually spot on.

    • @sporkspork8446
      @sporkspork8446 2 года назад +41

      literally

    • @kb-wu5on
      @kb-wu5on 2 года назад +63

      its so scary like

    • @feec4900
      @feec4900 2 года назад +128

      When he said "university" I was almost convinced it was just Tate

    • @sym3428
      @sym3428 2 года назад +26

      it's eerily good

    • @bunji_beans
      @bunji_beans 2 года назад +10

      Innit?!

  • @Skrogansauce
    @Skrogansauce 2 года назад +1240

    Tate invoking the name of Kurt Cobain, someone who's basically the furthest from Andrew Tate in every way

    • @Luka-DanteGodofMischief
      @Luka-DanteGodofMischief 2 года назад +207

      Cobain would be the first to give that fool Tate two middle fingers

    • @Lynn-rv4ty
      @Lynn-rv4ty 2 года назад +135

      in bloom is literally about men like andrew tate

    • @imnotawake99
      @imnotawake99 2 года назад +77

      He need to keep his name out his mouth

    • @lmaooff362
      @lmaooff362 2 года назад +12

      it has also not been confirmed that Kurt's death was a suicide. It's widely thought to be, but there's no definite proof. It personally rubs me the wrong way when that is thought of as a fact (even though it's very possible)

    • @availanila
      @availanila 2 года назад +66

      @@lmaooff362 he killed himself and that's a fact. Now what's a malicious theory is harassing people insisting it wasn't.

  • @Flyn4thewin
    @Flyn4thewin 2 года назад +845

    So as a mariner I'd like to point out a yacht is technically just any vessel used for pleasure, so all tate said is "might buy a boat, and not even for business purposes" lmaaoo

    • @eva1585
      @eva1585 2 года назад +62

      So a little motorboat or even a rowboat could technically be a yacht if its not used for business?

    • @emm8357
      @emm8357 2 года назад +5

      Underrated comment

    • @Flyn4thewin
      @Flyn4thewin 2 года назад

      @@eva1585 yupp. Technically your uncles shitty aluminum fishing boat is a yacht, assuming it doesn't fall under the tender class based on footage. Boating and that language surrounding it is all technicalities and BS. It was made that way to keep "undesirables" out of the yachting world.

    • @Flyn4thewin
      @Flyn4thewin 2 года назад +59

      @@eva1585 I should correct; a row boat is almost always classed as a tender.

    • @eva1585
      @eva1585 2 года назад +6

      @@Flyn4thewin that's hilarious

  • @Infinijam
    @Infinijam 2 года назад +1180

    “No soap for me!” Kills me 😭😭

    • @ShunJ89
      @ShunJ89 2 года назад +50

      No soap he won’t drop it. Lol 😂

    • @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme
      @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme 2 года назад

      No soap, he's a stinky little boy

    • @aves1099
      @aves1099 2 года назад +2

      Andre Tate the type of guy who’s afraid to wash his ass cos he thinks it’s gay

    • @NotCthulhu
      @NotCthulhu 2 года назад

      "No soap. Cheese d*ck. I'm a r*pist. I smell bad."

  • @abb3rz07
    @abb3rz07 2 года назад +2707

    the burst of laughter at "or a yacht" gave me such a big smile, you two have such infectious laughs

    • @sleepthruyoalarm.
      @sleepthruyoalarm. 2 года назад +47

      omg i replayed that part like 5 times 🤣

    • @ksolo5382
      @ksolo5382 2 года назад +68

      My favourite is "no soap" 😂

    • @emm8357
      @emm8357 2 года назад +14

      @@ksolo5382 I wasn’t expecting it, it was too funny 😆

  • @tabuni.notfound7770
    @tabuni.notfound7770 2 года назад +1604

    watching jordan constantly change the way he is crumpled up in that chair makes me feel so seen

  • @anti8545
    @anti8545 2 года назад +847

    There's nothing funnier than Andrew Tate's CTE brain going "oh wait... a boat doesn't sound expensive enough. I better say I'll buy a yacht"

    • @gunsmokegaloreyt6840
      @gunsmokegaloreyt6840 2 года назад +43

      CTE BRAIN 😭

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 Год назад +31

      Hahaha Tate having massive CTE injuries would actually explain so much about his aggressive and erratic behavior.

    • @mousetrap.p.gulligan
      @mousetrap.p.gulligan Год назад +21

      I swear the production team doubled the "or" and it makes it sound like he stutters self-consciously "buy a boat.... o-or a yacht"

  • @peachy_lili
    @peachy_lili 2 года назад +586

    he just had a word he thought sounded catchy rapping over and over and then didn't bother to write any bars that weren't just shit he saw around his office
    "Suicide! Astroglide! Paper cup, bottlecap, Spring Tide!"

    • @jocelemon
      @jocelemon 2 года назад +103

      mans is doing a parody of the fairly odd parents theme song

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access Год назад +42

      @@jocelemon
      Lmao Andrew Tate jumping around going
      “Obtuse rubber goose green sna- wait hold up-“

    • @taylorfry7680
      @taylorfry7680 Год назад +8

      Listeeeeeen, y'all comments had me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @zboy1152
      @zboy1152 24 дня назад +1

      "Soap pope rope note dope yolk"
      -Andrew Tate

  • @somedudeok1451
    @somedudeok1451 2 года назад +1037

    The fact that anybody above the age of 10 could see this and think Tate is somehow a cool guy who's got life figured out is bewildering.

    • @poopiepoopyes1966
      @poopiepoopyes1966 2 года назад +50

      My dad 💀

    • @Heather-ip8sd
      @Heather-ip8sd 2 года назад +105

      @@poopiepoopyes1966 save him-

    • @poopiepoopyes1966
      @poopiepoopyes1966 2 года назад +33

      @@Heather-ip8sd he’s gone to deep 😔😔 it’s too lateeeee!!

    • @naterambles8525
      @naterambles8525 2 года назад +1

      It's a symptom of brain damage.
      Have some sympathy for those who can not think. This is the MATRIX after all.

    • @poopiepoopyes1966
      @poopiepoopyes1966 2 года назад +31

      @Sukmyanuuuuus my mum hates andrew tate 🙏🙏🙏

  • @trailersparks
    @trailersparks 2 года назад +2898

    Andrew Tate, notoriously just like Kurt Cobain, one of the most vocally anti-rape artists of all time

    • @blyzer7373
      @blyzer7373 2 года назад +604

      Andrew Tate found out about the song "R*pe Me" and took it literally.

    • @zortaithechurch
      @zortaithechurch 2 года назад +225

      @@blyzer7373 I'm glad he didn't find "Polly" first

    • @dianaishtar
      @dianaishtar 2 года назад +48

      Lmaooo that's so fucked up 💀💀💀

    • @tarettime9392
      @tarettime9392 2 года назад +53

      @@zortaithechurch he did but he didn’t get it

    • @simonferocious
      @simonferocious 2 года назад +327

      Kurt would DESPISE this man lmao

  • @arlysshewitt6544
    @arlysshewitt6544 2 года назад +1696

    the suicide song really changed my depression right around. thanks mr tate

    • @karanaher5030
      @karanaher5030 2 года назад +20

      You still alive?

    • @arlysshewitt6544
      @arlysshewitt6544 2 года назад +208

      @@karanaher5030 my needs for doing the opposite of everything andrew tate does outweigh my depressed tendencies. im cured

    • @karanaher5030
      @karanaher5030 2 года назад +37

      @@arlysshewitt6544 I see. So you're not an alleged human traff currently in prison. Nice to know.

    • @KarlSnarks
      @KarlSnarks 2 года назад +54

      @@arlysshewitt6544 Therapists start adopting this music video as standard suicide emergency treatment, and cure people from their tendencies.

    • @TombNGloom
      @TombNGloom 2 года назад +11

      @@karanaher5030 😭 I don't even know how to reply to this. I'd say here you dropped 👑 but I didn't even know there was a contest in this comment section

  • @cuddlecows
    @cuddlecows 2 года назад +382

    I have no idea what's happening in that music video. That dog is too distracting. When he yawned, I lost it. I'm a big fan of that pit bull. He is the only thing that's ever mattered.

    • @justkittensbeingkittens5892
      @justkittensbeingkittens5892 2 года назад +54

      He was holding the doggos paw at one point too. Makes me almost not despise him

    • @user369dsf
      @user369dsf 2 года назад +35

      literally me every single time a dog is in a music video

    • @user-uv2cp1qd1j
      @user-uv2cp1qd1j Год назад +1

      Shame it’s ears are clipped. I imagine the tail is cropped too
      He seems like the kind of cunt who’d do that

    • @yahkimicki236
      @yahkimicki236 6 месяцев назад +4

      I really hope the dog isnt also a misogynist

  • @Mecheres
    @Mecheres 2 года назад +350

    "buy myself a boat or... or a yacht" made me LOSE MY MIND.

  • @mathis3440
    @mathis3440 2 года назад +505

    I think he might think butterfly doors are the same thing as suicide doors.

    • @pirategirl102
      @pirategirl102 2 года назад +42

      wait wait oh nO

    • @archer4424
      @archer4424 2 года назад +57

      Oh man that is so fuckin funny if it's true

    • @Emigdala
      @Emigdala 2 года назад +21

      I was looking for a comment abt this LMFAO

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary 2 года назад +17

      @@Emigdala Same, the second I saw the car I had a feeling.

    • @KoiFoxx
      @KoiFoxx 2 года назад +7

      Oh....shittttt, you probably right

  • @TheBonkleFox
    @TheBonkleFox 2 года назад +317

    A good game to play is "did Christian Gray or Andrew Tate say this?". Read a line and have people guess if it was from 50 shades or if andrew tate said it.

  • @punkrckr6889
    @punkrckr6889 2 года назад +261

    The funny thing about him being the type to be like "I don't read books because I'm too busy making money" is that before he blew up he had a tweet go viral that was literally just "I haven't seen Star Wars and I'll never see Star Wars because I'm too busy making money" and everyone dunked on him for it

    • @Scoreos77
      @Scoreos77 2 года назад +6

      lowkey his best take

    • @Heather-ip8sd
      @Heather-ip8sd 2 года назад +49

      😭😭I remember Drew Gooden talking ab this-

    • @V4ND4L1Z3RR
      @V4ND4L1Z3RR Год назад +3

      @@Heather-ip8sdwhat video I forgor

    • @Heather-ip8sd
      @Heather-ip8sd Год назад +29

      @@V4ND4L1Z3RR it’s a 3 year old vid of Drew titled “the dumbest things I’ve seen this month”

  • @bunji_beans
    @bunji_beans 2 года назад +790

    I didn't know he could get more unbearable. He sure showed me!

    • @richtenamore9718
      @richtenamore9718 2 года назад +36

      Never underestimate how terrible he can be

  • @fairpoet
    @fairpoet 2 года назад +493

    I recently saw a newspaper article from Goshen, Indiana about Tate as a child of 5 or 6. He was a young chess player, and someone was hoping to start a local chess club built around him. He started crying in a tournament because he wasn't doing well, so his dad pulled him out. I don't want to clown on a kid, but I will accept all Andrew Tate tears.

    • @tuckerbio
      @tuckerbio 2 года назад +50

      That's crazy I live like 45 minutes away from Goshen and hate that place with all my heart LMAO

    • @BorderOllie
      @BorderOllie 2 года назад +68

      @@tuckerbio to be fair I don't think I've ever heard someone say a nice thing about Indiana

    • @tuckerbio
      @tuckerbio 2 года назад

      @@BorderOllie can confirm, and if they ride or die for Indiana that's usually a red flag lmao
      I live right next to the border and I've played a ton of shows all over northern Indiana
      Every place reeks of stale beer and thinly veiled ignorance

    • @hannahleigh6152
      @hannahleigh6152 2 года назад

      @@BorderOllie Let's not ignore that Stranger Things fans exist

    • @BorderOllie
      @BorderOllie 2 года назад +33

      @@hannahleigh6152 Indiana isn't even real

  • @biseragjurovska1998
    @biseragjurovska1998 2 года назад +258

    Andrew Tate and Music should not be in the same sentence

    • @dubspool
      @dubspool 2 года назад +38

      Unless “can’t make” is sandwiched in between the two.

    • @f.j.9391
      @f.j.9391 2 года назад +27

      @@dubspool don’t forget the infamous “ It’s cringey ” before the period.

    • @nightshade3782
      @nightshade3782 Год назад +4

      @@f.j.9391 and that's how we got to full, correct sentence with this two

  • @emmamix
    @emmamix 2 года назад +582

    The way my face did the exact same thing as Jarvis and Jordan when he said "kicking down doors like police in a raid"

  • @assumedqui
    @assumedqui 2 года назад +318

    i think the funniest part of this video is the fact that andrew tate, owner of multiple cars with butterfly doors, called the style of doors on his McLaren "suicide doors".

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 Год назад +48

      Omfg you’re right! He even had me convinced that they were called suicide doors and not butterfly doors. This means this man either is
      1. A poser who always talks about cars but doesn’t even know a basic car fact
      2. A dummie who thought butterfly doors weren’t manly enough and changed it to suicide doors to look cool despite not having a single car with suicide doors

    • @madlie2452
      @madlie2452 Год назад +26

      *former owner lmao

  • @MelodyTCG
    @MelodyTCG 2 года назад +368

    I wonder what his fellow inmates will think of it

    • @JohnDoe-wl5xm
      @JohnDoe-wl5xm 2 года назад +95

      they rap it while they kick the shit out of him

    • @ecliiipsssse
      @ecliiipsssse 2 года назад +37

      @@JohnDoe-wl5xm as they should

    • @lakeofrot4198
      @lakeofrot4198 2 года назад +30

      As long as he's choking the boys it'll be fine.

  • @naterambles8525
    @naterambles8525 2 года назад +242

    Tate is the epitome of insecurity.

  • @Deemo202
    @Deemo202 2 года назад +229

    “Might buy myself a boat! *completely falls off the beat* or a yacht”

  • @Lucaz99
    @Lucaz99 Год назад +122

    The fact his fans actually gobbled this shit up and even PRAISED THAT SPECIFIC LINE is killing me. CANNOT BELIEVE HIS FANS ARENT ALL 14 year olds who think Tate wisdom is *deep*

  • @whatsupranchdubois
    @whatsupranchdubois 2 года назад +100

    at my old job we had a censored version of in da club that was so heavily censored the chorus just went "you can find me in the club.......................... so come gimme a hug"

  • @anootnoot7192
    @anootnoot7192 2 года назад +317

    can’t stop replaying “might buy myself a boat. or a yacht.” there are people out there who think this doofus is the smartest person alive 😭

  • @bitebackbunny
    @bitebackbunny 2 года назад +105

    "came from the bottom to the top"
    - twinks when their bear bf says they wanna reverse positions

  • @MsMrReason
    @MsMrReason 2 года назад +121

    Look at me I am standing by a tree - take a hundred grand turn it into three
    Here I come walking through the door- take a hundred grand turn it into four
    I got more honeys than a bee hive - take a hundred grand turn it into five
    Went to the park and picked up some sticks - then took a hundred grand and turned it into six
    When I die I will go to Hustler's heaven - took a hundred grand and turned it into seven
    Todays music video was brought to you courtesy of the numbers 3-7 , And we thank Cobra Tate for his appearance on sesame street

  • @oddott
    @oddott 2 года назад +81

    he looks so delighted as he's singing "suicide" in front of that poor woman

  • @Verdelish
    @Verdelish 2 года назад +368

    Jordan’s “…the fuck?” was actual perfection 😂

  • @moonriverinc7896
    @moonriverinc7896 2 года назад +231

    so weird yet comforting to see y'all in the same room

  • @parmesan5150
    @parmesan5150 2 года назад +87

    I like how he just says suicide repeatedly which has nothing to do with the rest of the song

  • @maybetomorrow3537
    @maybetomorrow3537 2 года назад +70

    “Take $100 grand and I turn it into four, traffic women, take it all so that I can make more.”
    - Tate’s actual business model

  • @wormie77
    @wormie77 2 года назад +178

    it is upsetting how good jarvis’s andrew tate impression is

  • @tyler1234321
    @tyler1234321 2 года назад +111

    At this point, I'm not sure what's worse. The human trafficking or these raps.

    • @boyunderbridge
      @boyunderbridge 2 года назад +48

      Being human trafficked and forced to listen to these raps

    • @nightshade3782
      @nightshade3782 Год назад +23

      This is a human trafficking of rap music

  • @pusheenqueen519
    @pusheenqueen519 2 года назад +188

    He's gonna have to learn to play prison harmonica now

    • @brind4001
      @brind4001 Год назад +10

      Would be an actual talent…

    • @sof27
      @sof27 Год назад +1

      @BRIND so a first for him. glad he'll be trying new things!!

  • @DeathPetalArt
    @DeathPetalArt 2 года назад +279

    I also made money trying to choke boys; I didn't know Taint was also a Dominatrix 🤔

    • @sugasweet435
      @sugasweet435 2 года назад

      Do…do you choke women as well? Asking for a friend

    • @tamago8042
      @tamago8042 2 года назад +41

      He’s closeted but now we all know the truth 💀

    • @dickdiamonds3410
      @dickdiamonds3410 Год назад +10

      Makes sense. He seems like a jealous daddy angry because I like dommy mommies too

    • @thatsdisco
      @thatsdisco Год назад +16

      thinking of that one wildass video of him and Adin Ross meeting in a hotel room where Tate sat in a chair for a hot minute and then leaves and Ross just... smells the chair Tate was sitting on??? dom/sub behaviour it fucking haunts me

  • @grantcrawford3170
    @grantcrawford3170 2 года назад +82

    Killed me when they both came in with "grassy knoll"

  • @piratemeow
    @piratemeow 2 года назад +83

    “Competition instead of boys” had me crying!!
    This video marks Jarvis’ new villain arc because that accent is crazy spot on. Tate’s personal troll 😂

  • @420kleiner
    @420kleiner 8 месяцев назад +24

    Bro as someone who has recently started making music listening to Andrew Tate "rap" is very confidence boosting

    • @nothingtoseehere309
      @nothingtoseehere309 5 месяцев назад

      Ong bro 😭

    • @monikorasort
      @monikorasort 4 месяца назад

      If Tate can have fans, you can blow him out of the water 🙏🏼 best of luck my guy

  • @elliot__agares
    @elliot__agares 2 года назад +101

    I thought I couldn't rime when writing songs, but after hearing Andrew tate music I now feel like the best song writer in the world

    • @isThisTakenToo---
      @isThisTakenToo--- 2 года назад +2

      I'll bet he doesn't know that "fire" rhimes with "desire"

    • @strayiggytv
      @strayiggytv Год назад +11

      That's the real secret of his bullsh1t. He's so cringe he makes you feel better by comparison lol

    • @isThisTakenToo---
      @isThisTakenToo--- Год назад +4

      @@strayiggytv my dude cracked the code

  • @poppyseed5270
    @poppyseed5270 2 года назад +88

    At 13:40 I really thought they played a soundbite 😭 Jarvis's Tate impression is top notch

  • @TheCrateOfLemons
    @TheCrateOfLemons 2 года назад +34

    And today I found out that I could have fought Tate if I stuck with professional kickboxing. I'm sad to have missed out on that very punchable man.

    • @thatsdisco
      @thatsdisco Год назад +7

      I mean, I'm sure there's other also very punchable men there. They just talk so openly about their bigoted views and disgusting actions

  • @supersvn6745
    @supersvn6745 Год назад +44

    this song has helped keep my school tate-free because all the guys at my school care about music so much that they know they’d get clowned on for supporting the man who made that shit

    • @spicy8618
      @spicy8618 Год назад +3

      Not the case for mine unfortunately

    • @nohabloespanol-t6r
      @nohabloespanol-t6r Год назад +3

      ​@@spicy8618same. The guys in my school be hardcore supporters of Mr. Tate

  • @docsnake
    @docsnake 2 года назад +23

    “A powerful 15 second Missionary followed by a handshake at best.”
    DEAD!!!

  • @howinnocentistheday
    @howinnocentistheday 2 года назад +24

    He probably thought it was so smart to have the suicide doors open in that first video but those are butterfly doors...

  • @L0rdL0ki
    @L0rdL0ki 2 года назад +116

    At least there's no doubt Andrew wrote this himself. Gotta respect the confidence - No ghost writers here

  • @sasandbernard7862
    @sasandbernard7862 2 года назад +35

    I’m convinced the only rap that Tate has ever heard is that one Reese’s Puffs commercial.

  • @ElloItsSmee
    @ElloItsSmee 2 года назад +39

    Andrew Tate compared himself to Kurt Cobain 💀💀💀
    A very quick Google would show that Kurt was actually a good person and then Andrew would call him a beta nerd or something.

    • @ebenezer-scrooge
      @ebenezer-scrooge 2 года назад +18

      Kurt would literally disagree with every single thing taint agrees with lol

  • @beecat4183
    @beecat4183 2 года назад +77

    T a t to the e... Oh man. Was this written by the guy who did the fruity pebbles rap commercial?

    • @sugasweet435
      @sugasweet435 2 года назад +13

      I’ll take Reeses Puffs over Tate any day

    • @t-dude352
      @t-dude352 Год назад +4

      @@sugasweet435
      REESE'S PUFFS REESE'S PUFFS
      EAT 'EM UP
      EAT 'EM UP
      EAT 'EM UP
      EAT 'EM UP

    • @sugasweet435
      @sugasweet435 Год назад +1

      @@t-dude352 forever iconic 💃🏾💃🏾

  • @becca53444
    @becca53444 6 месяцев назад +14

    Omg thank you for pointing out how cringe it is when guys film themselves with cigars and whiskey. It’s like they’re cosplaying rich old men from the 50s. It’s so ridiculous and try hard

    • @poleve5409
      @poleve5409 5 месяцев назад

      that's kinda the point. These guys want it to be the 50s again before the "satanic 60s", despite being born in the 90s

  • @s4ltenj0y3r
    @s4ltenj0y3r 6 месяцев назад +12

    The irony of saying “do or die” in a song about suicide. Like I’m pretty sure that’s do AND die buddy.

    • @aleagamer
      @aleagamer 4 месяца назад +2

      He forgot what suicide means

  • @loading...9920
    @loading...9920 2 года назад +86

    bruh Jarvis' impression is so good wtf

  • @enfieldlammergeier
    @enfieldlammergeier 2 года назад +32

    The fact that Andrew Tate has a bully breed is expected, so I’m not even surprised. I really hope the dog was well-treated because man, we don’t need another story of a big scary bully mauling a child because the owner is a douchebag who refuses to train their animal

    • @Louis-ty6li
      @Louis-ty6li Год назад +1

      I know this is an old comment, but he doesn't. He has a husky named Apollo last I remembered. I've never seen Tate with a bully dog, at least in his old videos, which were, no joke, called "tate speeches."

    • @enfieldlammergeier
      @enfieldlammergeier Год назад +6

      @@Louis-ty6li
      Oh thank God. I was referring to the dog on 2:46 which is a bully breed. Hopefully it was a hired animal actor and isn’t actually his dog or any of his friends’ dog.

  • @bethswiftie
    @bethswiftie 2 года назад +60

    Thank you Jarvis and Jordan for the great lunch break video, I sincerely confused one of my coworkers by laughing and he thought I was laughing at the video he was watching about code.

  • @_NeonGhost_
    @_NeonGhost_ 2 года назад +22

    It's like he's trying to use aave and say he grew up in the hood but the difference between him and Jake Paul is he's British

  • @Maggdalena00
    @Maggdalena00 2 года назад +28

    “Please stay in your lane, please do be careful I don’t know how to close these” 😂😂😂😂

  • @gurunjonsdottir9484
    @gurunjonsdottir9484 2 года назад +34

    I'm devastated you didn't listen to his best song, sugar daddy, it's a lyrical miracle I swear to god

  • @Arosukir6
    @Arosukir6 2 года назад +15

    Okay, wait! I assumed Tate got the idea for the s*icide song because his car has those kinds of doors. But I just realized those were Butterfly doors in the video! Iirc, S*icide doors are where both the front and rear doors open from the center of the car, kind of like in some vans. Makes the riders an open target from the side of the car, hence the name.
    Does Tate think he has s*icide doors on his cars? Or did he just get the idea from the fact that Kurt Cobain unalived himself?
    Either way, his raps aren't much different in tone, rhythm, and talent than Bruno's from Black/White.

  • @Beastpwner1337
    @Beastpwner1337 Год назад +19

    Chokes aren't allowed in kickboxing so he just enjoys choking boys

  • @Venu5304
    @Venu5304 2 года назад +22

    He is sitting on that car so stiff💀good posture and everything

  • @quickbeans
    @quickbeans 2 года назад +64

    It's been so great to see Jordan back in the US. Hope that means we can look forward to more Sad Boyz shenanigans! 😁 Love that sweater on Jordan too! Got my Jarvis colourblock sweater arriving in February as well 🥰 Excitement. Tate having music was unexpected 🙃 I never knew that! The reactions were spot on 💀🤭 May many fun times and great experiences await the sad boyz this year 🙏🏽✨

  • @Risslc
    @Risslc 2 года назад +24

    "It's do or die" "I'd says suicide is only die" 😂

  • @arcto5159
    @arcto5159 6 месяцев назад +8

    Did it dirty - no soap = BARS

  • @tyrreloneal5178
    @tyrreloneal5178 2 года назад +8

    9:48 omg yes! Sooo many rappers do this, especially in cities like mine (I live in Atlanta) and that shit gets old FAST!!!

  • @YoungRebelRoyalty
    @YoungRebelRoyalty 2 года назад +18

    "I'm going to the store to get some eggs."

  • @ShunJ89
    @ShunJ89 2 года назад +21

    The greatest lyrics since, Kendrick and J. Cole. I mean if they both had a coughing fit and was completely mute to this beat.

  • @mentally_neglectful
    @mentally_neglectful Год назад +6

    Him driving his car with the doors open reminds me of how birds of paradise open their feather when they dance 😭

  • @crevetcuh688
    @crevetcuh688 2 года назад +21

    great to see you again, boyz! in the same room and with such nice camera quality it feels like a new pod era is coming

  • @Noooo._.
    @Noooo._. 2 года назад +10

    I just think it’s funny that it looks like he put the VSCO color filter on all of them

  • @kjaxthegrate
    @kjaxthegrate 2 года назад +8

    These songs are the anthems of incels who never matured emotionally or intellectually past 8th grade.

  • @frogurtcremebrulee5252
    @frogurtcremebrulee5252 2 года назад +17

    5:29 is my favorite part. Oooohhhh the irony

  • @RhinoMVMT
    @RhinoMVMT 2 года назад +23

    Well, at least I know if I ever made a rap song, I at least won't be worse than Andrew Tate.

  • @NightmareonKelpStreet
    @NightmareonKelpStreet 2 года назад +25

    The way this video is shot is so funny i love the new setup and happy to see more jordan the dynamic is so warm 👏👏

  • @ScarletSagex
    @ScarletSagex 2 года назад +11

    “Kicking down the door like police in a raid!” 😹😹😹💀

  • @lax9586
    @lax9586 Год назад +9

    The police line aged like warm milk.

  • @gabiinprogress
    @gabiinprogress Год назад +11

    some might argue that suicide is "do AND die"

  • @Rayediant
    @Rayediant 2 года назад +21

    Any time Jordan and Jarvis post a video together, my day gets instantly better.

  • @The.Dark.Knight.2001
    @The.Dark.Knight.2001 2 года назад +12

    The Grassy Knoll joke absolutely killed me 🤣🤣🤣 having the "or a yacht" part immediately after did not help my ribs lol

  • @cannons2daleftofthem253
    @cannons2daleftofthem253 Год назад +6

    "I got my brother who I love with me!"
    "Hanging out in my home...homie!"

  • @erinrodgersStoryCoach
    @erinrodgersStoryCoach Год назад +5

    If there is a subliminal message, it's a hidden track that says "Andrew Tate is a super cool guy and not a dork at all" over and over.

  • @aridddle
    @aridddle Год назад +7

    The fact that he used the phrase stay in your lane is extremely ironic.
    Of the things tate may be good at rapping is not one of them and is definitely not his lane

  • @kiraPh1234k
    @kiraPh1234k 2 года назад +7

    "suicide, it's do or die"
    No, it's do AND die. Or you could say it's do or don't die.

  • @eva1585
    @eva1585 2 года назад +14

    Tate has no camera presence lmao

  • @sunshineandrainbowsandmass1739
    @sunshineandrainbowsandmass1739 Год назад +10

    You know you’re doing something wrong when soaplessness becomes a flex

  • @roxygaming5968
    @roxygaming5968 3 месяца назад +3

    I love when they come across something like the "buy a boat! or a yacht!" line and they just erupt in laughter

  • @MegamindSwagLord
    @MegamindSwagLord 2 года назад +4

    “Might buy myself a boat or a yacht” reminds me of Jon Lajoie’s “on a bike or on a different bike” line if he was trying to be serious

  • @Rowan_d
    @Rowan_d Год назад +4

    That beat sounds like a boppy jingle from a Temu ad.

  • @cardboardtubeknight
    @cardboardtubeknight 2 года назад +11

    Those aren’t even suicide doors!

  • @Yessica13
    @Yessica13 2 года назад +9

    Y'all look so cozy in this. Hope we get a longer episode soon!

  • @tinycrimester
    @tinycrimester 2 года назад +8

    oh... i just realized why i don't like him. (you know... besides the horrible crimes and inciting violence). his persona comes across as someone who doesn't know how to laugh at himself AT ALL. like if you made fun of him in person, he would fly into a blind rage.

  • @bushybeardedbear
    @bushybeardedbear Год назад +12

    I genuinely don't understand the love people have for this Tate dude. Like, is it just me or does he kinda look like a cotton bud in shades? One that was enchanted to have a cruel artificial life fuelled by hatred.

  • @zaynasallam
    @zaynasallam 2 года назад +21

    HELL YEAH SAD BOYZ IS BACK

  • @anglepsycho
    @anglepsycho Год назад +4

    Somehow the kids in 2016 on Soundcloud had much better rap. Hell, the assistant principal Mr. Smith ended up trending with a remix of the principal's Snapchat chanting "Free Mr. Smith" because he shoved a kid unprovoked really hard and went to court and got detained for it in 2019 I think. Same year we had a huge shooting but oh well, still hit different.

  • @erikthewriter
    @erikthewriter 2 года назад +9

    All i ever notice, in every video I see of him, is how bitter he looks. How can you be this rich and still not happy?

    • @PizzaHutCEO
      @PizzaHutCEO 2 года назад +2

      Because money and sex can’t make you happy

    • @thatsdisco
      @thatsdisco Год назад +3

      Life gave him lemons and he angrily just tries to eat them, rind and all. Not trying to make it tastier for himself

  • @xXBarbDwireXx
    @xXBarbDwireXx 2 года назад +13

    I'm sorry, did Tater Tot say "They wanna see me knocked up" as in... pregnant??????

    • @jasperolive105
      @jasperolive105 2 года назад +5

      Omd ‘tater tot’ 😂 I’m using that forever