Catch Lewis on tour! 11/16 - Troy, NY 11/17 - Peekskill, NY 11/18 - Waterbury, CT 11/19 - New London, CT 11/30 - Rocky Mount, VA 12/1 - Bristol, TN 12/2 - Charlottesville, VA +more visit www.lewisblack.com/tickets for all dates and tickets.
We have the 14th amendment Lewis that states, "The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned." Congress can not shut the gov't down due to budget impasse. They have in the past because no one put up a challenge in court on the matter.
I did not know that! I’ve been busy writing my Congress people to pass laws forbidding the House or Senate to use shutting down the US Government as a political ploy to get their way.
With all those lawyers, looking for something to draw attention to their name, and nobody thought to follow through on this? Those same lawyers that wrote and pulled the trigger on the numerous law firm commercials that play during daytime television, which are appalling in their quality, could actually make the choices to film, edit, often star in and pay for the broadcasting of those atrocious commercials, but could not be bothered to stand for our constitution? Lewis, what in the actual F?
I met a lady in the store who started a conversation with me. She told me she had a master's degree. Somehow she brought up the bible. I told her I became an atheist after critical study of the bible. She was shocked as if I was an aberration. She asked me where I will go when I die. I told her, according to her god I'll burn for eternity in a hell. I did explain that heaven & hell was made up. I asked her if she knew there were 2 creation stories in the bible. I asked her to read Numbers 31, where the biblegod orders all the Midianites murdered, but save the virgins and he even wanted some virgins for himself. People only know what they've been taught, which only the nice stuff is taught. They throw the threat of eternal punishment to keep them in line. I guess this is the way it is. Many people never question anything. Politics is the same. Some politicians take advantage of people's credulity. There's money in it. I have no problem with anyone believing in a sky daddy. I just don't have enough time to play along. I agree with you on the way things are getting. Love your stuff Lewis!
I live in the south ... a church on every corner instead of a 7-11. People here are shocked when they find out I'm an athiest. I don't get why they think they have to try to change my mind or invite me to their church... to change my mind. I don't try to push my atheism on them It is fun to imagine if their heaven/hell was real... all these so called "christians" would be in for a shock wouldn't they?... I don't know a single one that would have a chance in hell to make it into heaven. LMAO
I was at one of your Michigan shows. ❤🎉❤I will try to catch you on your last official tour next year. Some folks count their rock shows or some kind of sports event among their great experiences. I count the comedians I’ve seen. You, Lew, are one of the shiniest Stars I’ve seen. Many thanks. Say hi to Kathleen M. when you see her. Tell her to come to MI. Just across the pond from WI.❤
Thank-you for the laughter! You are one of my favorite comedians & individuals! You tell it like it is. Wishing you a Happy Thanksgiving & safe travels! 💜
Saw you in Troy, NY tonight! Excellent show! You and Jeff! I went with my wife tonight and said screw it, I'll go to CT on Saturday with my friend! See you there! Sooooo happy the merch booth is back open!
Love the new glasses! Very attractive!❤ The trailer for "Inside Out" was fun! Anxiety has great hair!!🎉😁 if people perform in #3 I could play Anxiety 😅🎉
Rocky Mount, VA! My Dad's side of family lived from Roanoke over into Franklin 'Moonshine County USA' County in Callaway forever!!! Hope you wear overalls for that stop. It would fit the Locale perfectly.
Seeing you live is on my bucket list. I'm hoping I won't miss your final show in America ... Richmond VA in May 2024 ... hoping I see you there... I have my rant ready to submit. Pretty sure it's a subject you've never ranted about either.lolol
Well, we need to do is put a referendum on all ballots. That state congress does not get paid either. Maybe that will get their heads out of their butts.
Absolutely brilliant once again Lewis!! I completely agree with you!! What are some of the ways that can be improved. Any suggestions? We know the problems but what are the solutions?
Lewis, if you don’t want to tour anymore, that’s fine with me, you deserve to do whatever the f..k you want BUT don’t you dare leaving us out to dry. Keep doing rants or tv specials or whatever but please, don’t deprive us from enjoying your comedy. Finally, you may twitch but I will tell you this: God bless you.
13:59 The people of Ohio passed Issue 1 to guarantee reproductive health rights. Immediately thereafter, the Republican-controlled government asked itself "How can we fuck with this? Let's strip the court's ability to hear cases concerning it and reserve that for ourselves to decide." 🤬🤬🤬
Lewis the glasses don’t make you look old. Lol. Love the show. excited for the new movie. We will be on summer vacation and already know where the theater is from our timeshare. I hope it breaks more Disney records. I know my small family will be helping with that. My kid has watched the trailer more times than I know. He showed me and when mom got home had to show her. Don’t forget grandma and other family members at thanksgiving. He definitely is doing his part to spread the word. He doesn’t like dory or cars buy loves inside out and Up.
I used to drive a Black Mack. They said I was a hack, but I'll get 'em Back. Gonna change Tack and give 'em a Heart Attack. Then I'll eat a Snack and get Back on Track. I do love me some Lewis Black.
Standard pay for a Senator, Representative, Delegates, and the Commissioner of Puerto Rico - 174,000 dollars per year. President Pro Tempore of the Senate, Majority and Minority leaders in House and Senate - 193,400 dollars per year. Speaker of the House - 223,500 dollars per year. President - 400,000 dollars per year And if I'm reading right, Congress will not be getting their 4.6% 'annual adjustment' to those numbers again this year, same as since 2009. So, currently, over 93 million dollars for them to screw around with this (that is the voting members of Congress). Which just think - had all the others gone through - the base pay of the Senators and Representatives would be around 350k per year. Maybe if they made the ~1/4-1/3 most other 'public servants' make (police, fire, local free libraries, etc) and didn't have those great health care plans as well - maybe they'd understand why people want universal health care, better pay, some controls and oversight on these businesses, etc.
Thank you, Lewis. Believe it or not, you've temporarily restored some of my sanity. As for your new glasses, you look like a priest. Father Lew Black 😅. Have a Great Thanksgiving!!!
you can't rant if you are happy, what is this happiness about, you need to read up on Marjorie Taylor Greene's thoughts on science, it'll put you in the zone
Let them have it - you’re doing a good job but this is insane the F.U. Doesn’t phase them - not sure if you can be more upset that you already are - Title ( My X Wife ReGina) after we lost our first Son son at 16 to a drunken driver MY RANT it’s pissing me off that my medical situation is way over my head - I am Sami Afin bedridden up Stairs and my X Wife is Full bedridden downstairs Aphasia, Stroke, Heart Attack Level 4 kidney disease and I am her caretaker 😂 the government can’t give us any more help cause the medical system in this great country doesn’t give a S that I no longer can change her at night with my 14 broken bones in my spine - the Medicaid and Medicare doesn’t believe it’s medically necessary 😡 - 😂 Al my 47 Afin dispute and appeals that we need help more help in the last 6 years were denied Let’s go back a bit I stoped the hospital in 2018 to not pull the plug on my ReGina with a power of attorney I convinced my young men not to sign the DNR on my (Beloved X) ReGina but the Hospital insist that it must be signed - but wow Lewis- ReGina came out of comma on the 3rd day (Oct 23/20 - after 2 1/2 month later I had to bring her to my house cause her filthy rich mother looked me straight in my eye and Said Steven if one of our family take her in we will all go broke (I will never forget that Statment 😊all my appeals hard work Came denied - the worst medical system in the world rather pay more and place my beloved X-Wife I am nursing home The stupidity of their comment If ReGina is transferred to to nursing home It will cost the 4 times the amount they spending on her now FGS ReGina was school teacher all her life - she paid her dues and so much more like out of pocket helping less fortunate students that needed more attention our own home Regarding the In-laws - Go F - Figerv
I feel your distress, for I have been dealing with medical bills & more...Most insurance say ""We Care"" I could vomit on them...I also have broken bones in my arms & gave up on treatment because the co-pays will leave me starving & homeless... Just know if I knew you, I would help you,, people have forgotten to care about each other..I wish I could make you smile,, F*** your family.. for a mother to say that,, "" OH"" her day will come too when no one will help her, I'm sending you blessings & be proud you LOVE your wife not many men out there that can go through what your going through.. sending you a hug.🤗🙏❤️🤗
I'm so sad for your misfortune and pain. I wish there was something I could do to help you. Your family is in my prayers. May God give you the peace that passes understanding
Catch Lewis on tour!
11/16 - Troy, NY
11/17 - Peekskill, NY
11/18 - Waterbury, CT
11/19 - New London, CT
11/30 - Rocky Mount, VA
12/1 - Bristol, TN
12/2 - Charlottesville, VA
+more
visit www.lewisblack.com/tickets for all dates and tickets.
We all love you, Lewis! You are one of the best comedians around
We have the 14th amendment Lewis that states, "The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned." Congress can not shut the gov't down due to budget impasse. They have in the past because no one put up a challenge in court on the matter.
I did not know that! I’ve been busy writing my Congress people to pass laws forbidding the House or Senate to use shutting down the US Government as a political ploy to get their way.
With all those lawyers, looking for something to draw attention to their name, and nobody thought to follow through on this? Those same lawyers that wrote and pulled the trigger on the numerous law firm commercials that play during daytime television, which are appalling in their quality, could actually make the choices to film, edit, often star in and pay for the broadcasting of those atrocious commercials, but could not be bothered to stand for our constitution? Lewis, what in the actual F?
I met a lady in the store who started a conversation with me. She told me she had a master's degree. Somehow she brought up the bible. I told her I became an atheist after critical study of the bible.
She was shocked as if I was an aberration. She asked me where I will go when I die. I told her, according to her god I'll burn for eternity in a hell. I did explain that heaven & hell was made up. I asked her if she knew there were 2 creation stories in the bible. I asked her to read Numbers 31, where the biblegod orders all the Midianites murdered, but save the virgins and he even wanted some virgins for himself. People only know what they've been taught, which only the nice stuff is taught. They throw the threat of eternal punishment to keep them in line.
I guess this is the way it is. Many people never question anything.
Politics is the same. Some politicians take advantage of people's credulity. There's money in it. I have no problem with anyone believing in a sky daddy. I just don't have enough time to play along. I agree with you on the way things are getting.
Love your stuff Lewis!
I live in the south ... a church on every corner instead of a 7-11. People here are shocked when they find out I'm an athiest. I don't get why they think they have to try to change my mind or invite me to their church... to change my mind.
I don't try to push my atheism on them
It is fun to imagine if their heaven/hell was real... all these so called "christians" would be in for a shock wouldn't they?... I don't know a single one that would have a chance in hell to make it into heaven.
LMAO
Still betting on Heaven....lol...gotta see my doggies snd my folks again!
Congratulations, you now know the difference between faith and religion. Bravo! 👏
Ain’t no rant like a Lewis Black rant! ❤️
Lewis you're getting to mellow in your old age just when us old people need you.
So agree with you Lewis about the budget! It's always the one's that run up the bill and NEVER want to pay it!
We love you, Louis. Have an awesome vacation, quick plane ride, and a safe trip. You're the best ✌
I was at one of your Michigan shows. ❤🎉❤I will try to catch you on your last official tour next year. Some folks count their rock shows or some kind of sports event among their great experiences. I count the comedians I’ve seen. You, Lew, are one of the shiniest Stars I’ve seen. Many thanks. Say hi to Kathleen M. when you see her. Tell her to come to MI. Just across the pond from WI.❤
Royal Oak in March.
Love You Lewis, Be Safe❤❤❤❤❤
Californian by birth, Michigander at heart. I love you, Lewis!
Thank-you for the laughter! You are one of my favorite comedians & individuals! You tell it like it is. Wishing you a Happy Thanksgiving & safe travels! 💜
Can you imagine Lewis Black as POTUS? I would *FINALLY* watch the State of the Union Address; it'd be a riot of a RANT!
DO I EVER AGREE WITH YOU!! AND I BET HE'D GET THNGS DONE ALONG WITH HIS RANTS!!
Saw you in Troy, NY tonight! Excellent show! You and Jeff! I went with my wife tonight and said screw it, I'll go to CT on Saturday with my friend! See you there! Sooooo happy the merch booth is back open!
Love the new glasses! Very attractive!❤ The trailer for "Inside Out" was fun! Anxiety has great hair!!🎉😁 if people perform in #3 I could play Anxiety 😅🎉
Inside Out 2 will be AMAZING 🎉
Especially that little red guy 😅
Rantcast #153 . . brilliant, accurate take on the issues and always funny as usual.
Rocky Mount, VA!
My Dad's side of family lived from Roanoke over into Franklin 'Moonshine County USA' County in Callaway forever!!!
Hope you wear overalls for that stop.
It would fit the Locale perfectly.
Seeing you live is on my bucket list.
I'm hoping I won't miss your final show in America ... Richmond VA in May 2024 ... hoping I see you there... I have my rant ready to submit. Pretty sure it's a subject you've never ranted about either.lolol
Well, we need to do is put a referendum on all ballots. That state congress does not get paid either. Maybe that will get their heads out of their butts.
Absolutely brilliant once again Lewis!! I completely agree with you!! What are some of the ways that can be improved. Any suggestions? We know the problems but what are the solutions?
Lewis if you are leaving the US the end of November come down here and enjoy summer. You wont have to embellish your rants we do that for you
Down here?... as in down under?
🙃
@@notme2day Yes way down south
@@neilcampbell3981 I want to be his plus one if he takes you up on it. lolol.
Lewis, if you don’t want to tour anymore, that’s fine with me, you deserve to do whatever the f..k you want BUT don’t you dare leaving us out to dry. Keep doing rants or tv specials or whatever but please, don’t deprive us from enjoying your comedy. Finally, you may twitch but I will tell you this: God bless you.
Safe journey, Lewis. ❤
Love from Albuquerque ❤ I like the glasses 😊
13:59 The people of Ohio passed Issue 1 to guarantee reproductive health rights. Immediately thereafter, the Republican-controlled government asked itself "How can we fuck with this? Let's strip the court's ability to hear cases concerning it and reserve that for ourselves to decide." 🤬🤬🤬
Lewis, Love you…love your new glasses!
Can't wait for Inside Out 2!
Love the new glasses!! Very handsome on you.
Lewis the glasses don’t make you look old. Lol. Love the show. excited for the new movie. We will be on summer vacation and already know where the theater is from our timeshare. I hope it breaks more Disney records. I know my small family will be helping with that. My kid has watched the trailer more times than I know. He showed me and when mom got home had to show her. Don’t forget grandma and other family members at thanksgiving. He definitely is doing his part to spread the word. He doesn’t like dory or cars buy loves inside out and Up.
The Bills for running the Government don't "come due" in other countries. Most countries just make it automatic, and that's the end of it.
Black, Mack is Back. 😊❤
I used to drive a Black Mack. They said I was a hack, but I'll get 'em Back. Gonna change Tack and give 'em a Heart Attack. Then I'll eat a Snack and get Back on Track.
I do love me some Lewis Black.
Descending? I'd have to ascend to reach lunacy.
It just dawned on me, I'd love to see Lewis Black play as Bernie Sanders on SNL or something.
Standard pay for a Senator, Representative, Delegates, and the Commissioner of Puerto Rico - 174,000 dollars per year.
President Pro Tempore of the Senate, Majority and Minority leaders in House and Senate - 193,400 dollars per year.
Speaker of the House - 223,500 dollars per year.
President - 400,000 dollars per year
And if I'm reading right, Congress will not be getting their 4.6% 'annual adjustment' to those numbers again this year, same as since 2009. So, currently, over 93 million dollars for them to screw around with this (that is the voting members of Congress). Which just think - had all the others gone through - the base pay of the Senators and Representatives would be around 350k per year.
Maybe if they made the ~1/4-1/3 most other 'public servants' make (police, fire, local free libraries, etc) and didn't have those great health care plans as well - maybe they'd understand why people want universal health care, better pay, some controls and oversight on these businesses, etc.
Love You, Lew!
Love you, Lew.
First comment? I love you Lewis.
Thank you, Lewis. Believe it or not, you've temporarily restored some of my sanity. As for your new glasses, you look like a priest. Father Lew Black 😅. Have a Great Thanksgiving!!!
I completely agree with the Beatles comment.
Where do you go during the horrible holidays?
I grew up Dearborn heights haha
Love you Lewis!
you taking your golf clubs Lew?
Love to you Lewis!!
you can still have children Lewis, Pacino and De-Naro have children in their 80s, THERE'S STILL TIME TO PASS THE RANT ON.
It's not about proving a point. It's about the end of the US
What about paramount Huntington longisland?❤
Victor is phonetic for the letter V, so it could be a mil-com way of saying 'Peace! I'm out!' ✌️
The new frames are fabulous 🤩 Enjoy your time in Europe keep up the good rage! 😡🤬😠😅😅🤣😁The tRump joke made me laugh 😂😂😂😂
Face it. They're openly hostile to the people. They dont card anymore.
I prefer macro dosing!
Democracy is sexy
Rick Santorum is a "bloated tick."
The first step is admitting it
NO 🦃 Anymore! ✋
Everyone should be so lucky as to just leave
I’m sure you’re fantastic in Inside Out 2, unfortunately I’ll be one of the many who are boycotting the darn thing.
I’ll be sure to pirate it 👍🏽
👍
What kind of absolute nimrod tells their followers to not worry about voting?? I can only hope and pray they listen to him.
Sago Lewis 😅
Just saying, but anyone who hasn't noticed that SNL is very often not remotely funny is not paying attention.
you can't rant if you are happy, what is this happiness about, you need to read up on Marjorie Taylor Greene's thoughts on science, it'll put you in the zone
LB keeps me 🚫🤪🤬
Your silence on the Palestinian massacre is deafening.
Let them have it - you’re doing a good job but this is insane the F.U. Doesn’t phase them - not sure if you can be more upset that you already are - Title ( My X Wife ReGina)
after we lost our first Son son at 16 to a drunken driver
MY RANT
it’s pissing me off that my medical situation is way over my head - I am Sami Afin bedridden up Stairs and my X Wife is Full bedridden downstairs Aphasia, Stroke, Heart Attack Level 4 kidney disease and I am her caretaker 😂 the government can’t give us any more help cause the medical system in this great country doesn’t give a S that I no longer can change her at night with my 14 broken bones in my spine - the Medicaid and Medicare doesn’t believe it’s medically necessary 😡 - 😂 Al my 47 Afin dispute and appeals that we need help more help in the last 6 years were denied
Let’s go back a bit I stoped the hospital in 2018 to not pull the plug on my ReGina with a power of attorney I convinced my young men not to sign the DNR on my (Beloved X) ReGina but the Hospital insist that it must be signed - but wow Lewis- ReGina came out of comma on the 3rd day (Oct 23/20 - after
2 1/2 month later I had to bring her to my house cause her filthy rich mother looked me straight in my eye and Said Steven if one of our family take her in we will all go broke (I will never forget that
Statment 😊all my appeals hard work Came denied - the worst medical system in the world rather pay more and place my beloved X-Wife I am nursing home
The stupidity of their comment
If ReGina is transferred to to nursing home
It will cost the 4 times the amount they spending on her now
FGS ReGina was school teacher all her life - she paid her dues and so much more like out of pocket helping less fortunate students that needed more attention our own home
Regarding the In-laws - Go F - Figerv
I feel your distress, for I have been dealing with medical bills & more...Most insurance say ""We Care"" I could vomit on them...I also have broken bones in my arms & gave up on treatment because the co-pays will leave me starving & homeless... Just know if I knew you, I would help you,, people have forgotten to care about each other..I wish I could make you smile,, F*** your family.. for a mother to say that,, "" OH"" her day will come too when no one will help her, I'm sending you blessings & be proud you LOVE your wife not many men out there that can go through what your going through.. sending you a hug.🤗🙏❤️🤗
I'm so sad for your misfortune and pain. I wish there was something I could do to help you. Your family is in my prayers. May God give you the peace that passes understanding
Too much personal blather. Less blather, more ranting. If you please.