I just imagine Sanguine messing with Molag Bal the entire time. "Thats my guy right there. Look at him. 22 bottles of wine and not even close to shitfaced. They grow up so fast." Then Molag trying to punch him in the face and failing.
I always wonder what happens if a Nord dragonborn who was champion of all sixteen Daedric Princes dies in combat and is soul trapped. Is it just a huge free-for-all between the entire Daedric pantheon, Shor and the Ideal Masters over who gets to keep the soul?
I suspect that nobody could claim a Hero's soul forcibly anyway, since their defining traits are the ability to overcome challenges and to defy destiny.
@@MoonspiritX Not really a trick, the process of Mantling is complex but none of it was done dishonestly per se. But the nature of a Shezzarine is all kinds of crazy. In the case of the Dragonborn you mantle both Ysmir and Shor (as you can sit in his seat and the other heroes can leave after you enter the hall), the Daedra have no claim at all to an actual Aedra.
@@antandy1199 To be fair, Shezzar, ysmir, Talos, Remen, all aspects of the same being. Plus add Akatosh to that as "absorbing a dragon soul" is just returning a piece of Akatosh to you.
The most frustrating part of the Molag Bal thing is that I knew it was a trap, and was *nowhere near the center of the damned thing* when I activated it... so it friggin teleported me to the center. And then called me an idiot. It's like... this trap was so obvious, you had to friggin rail road me into it. I ain't the idiot here, Bethesda.... TBH most the daedric quests in Skyrim kinda sucked. ...
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@AroAceGamer There's an implication throughout the games that in the case where there are multiple parties vested in a soul, that they will literally send emissaries to fight over the soul. Usually they end up going to the daedra, since the aedra are less willing to fight those battles, but in the case of the dragonborn it would likely be different. ESPECIALLY if the heroes of Sovngarde find out, because they would probably all go and fight for the Dragonborn.
I wish more of these quests had alternate routes where you piss off the daedric princes as much as possible. More stuff like making the black star, destroying the skull of corruption, or sealing away mehrunes razor. I wanted to let the Vigilant of Stendarr live and consecrate Molag Bal’s mace, or reject Sheogorath’s quest. Have them send dremora assassins every time I try to sleep or something, just let me tell more of the daedra to pound sand.
Honestly think the Dragonborn might just be a representation of Lorkhan so when the time comes he just goes “fuck you, I’m gonna go be best buddies with Magnus”
Did you know that if you kill the vigilant guy as soon as get in the house the haunted shit doesn't pop up and the house is in perfect order and safe storage spot.
In context, the idea of someone who is basically the Elder Scrolls version of Jesus making deals with what are essentially demon gods is kind of funny, especially when you're given the choice between becoming a furry or an albino with porphyria.
The way to avoid the gods and daedra is become a vampire. Then you've effectively scammed everyone out of your soul, and are the most powerful being in existence. Until some daedra get pissy, I guess.
Next time: *The Hoarder Challenge!* Rules: 1) 💎 Take every item from dungeon / city / wilderness (weapons, armors, potions, books, miscellaneous) 2) 💎 You must steal items form every person (guards, citizens, ...) or retrieve/take everything from dead bodies 3) 💥You can use weapons (also staves, but filling only with Azura's star) and armors 4) 🚫YOU CANNOT USE SCROLLS AND SPELL BOOKS 5) 🚫 No disenchanting items (disenchanting destroys stuff.. and you, as a hoarder, you don't want to do that) 6) ⬇ You can drop items in your containers. 7) 🚫YOU CANNOT SELL ITEMS 8) 💢YOU CAN buy items, but YOU MUST STEAL BACK GOLD FROM MERCHANTS 9) 💢You can retrieve quest items, but some items DON'T use it (that means, you cannot complete J'zargo quest with scrolls of flame cloak) 10) 💎 Must complete quest "No stone unturned" ;) 11) 💥Complete main game or DLC Dare to try that challenge? 🤔
@@ThatsCoolDude My main character is the listener of Sithis. She does not care about any of these things, since her boss is basically the most primary of all gods. If the Night Mother says so, she'll propably go to oblivion and kill all the Daedric Princes herstelf.
As much as I enjoy Skyrim it is a heavily flawed game. Not much "Roleplaying" in this RPG since a lot of quests are quite linear and the only "good" option to quests like Molag Bal's is to ignore it or outright avoid starting it to begin with.
every time someone says "come" or "came" in any context i prepare for the exact same gag and it never gets less funny
or more funny, but it's grown on me actually.
sadly he missed one. when molag bal said "until you came" he missed the gag
"never should have come" *cyberpunk music*
When someone says "come" to you, you prepare to gag???
I just imagine Sanguine messing with Molag Bal the entire time. "Thats my guy right there. Look at him. 22 bottles of wine and not even close to shitfaced. They grow up so fast." Then Molag trying to punch him in the face and failing.
Sounds like Sanguine!
That’s definitely something he would do. Also,
CHEESE!
Cue the Daedra questioning themselves "why the fuck have I chosen THIS mortal for the job" after contacting Fork Dork
Anyone in Skyrim questioning themselves "wtf, why this guy" on anything around Fork Dork ever.
"You know, in the Priesthood of Arkay, we have a joke about an empty pocket being better than a full grave."
>I'll pay
"Cool, lets do it."
That guy was an idiot.
@@ThatsCoolDude did he also taste like an idiot?
I always wonder what happens if a Nord dragonborn who was champion of all sixteen Daedric Princes dies in combat and is soul trapped. Is it just a huge free-for-all between the entire Daedric pantheon, Shor and the Ideal Masters over who gets to keep the soul?
That'd be epic to watch.
I suspect that nobody could claim a Hero's soul forcibly anyway, since their defining traits are the ability to overcome challenges and to defy destiny.
@@Graknorke not by force, sure, which is why Sheogorath tricks you into becoming him.
@@MoonspiritX Not really a trick, the process of Mantling is complex but none of it was done dishonestly per se. But the nature of a Shezzarine is all kinds of crazy. In the case of the Dragonborn you mantle both Ysmir and Shor (as you can sit in his seat and the other heroes can leave after you enter the hall), the Daedra have no claim at all to an actual Aedra.
@@antandy1199 To be fair, Shezzar, ysmir, Talos, Remen, all aspects of the same being. Plus add Akatosh to that as "absorbing a dragon soul" is just returning a piece of Akatosh to you.
I imagine you would be tossed around between Daedric lords, like a child who's parents are divorced.
Finally, the long awaited answer to “have you seen a dog out there”…
Yes!
The Daedric Consulate when you die trying to figure out who gets to keep your soul
Akatosh: nah, he's mine
They all gonna be real mad when they find out, the dragon borns soul is too powerful for any of them lol.
Dragonborn: jokes on all of you I'm reverting my save
@Nero Hermaues mora : "am I joke to you?"
The most frustrating part of the Molag Bal thing is that I knew it was a trap, and was *nowhere near the center of the damned thing* when I activated it... so it friggin teleported me to the center. And then called me an idiot. It's like... this trap was so obvious, you had to friggin rail road me into it. I ain't the idiot here, Bethesda....
TBH most the daedric quests in Skyrim kinda sucked. ...
Yeah, they make you the idiot...
how to screw your afterlife.
1. be joe joeman
2. start a journey to become the high king of skyrim
3. give up and start a skooma meth lab.
4, get addicted to skooma and abandon kyraneth
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@@loonapop Gigachad vibes
Well, at least Joe has his ‘friend’ Fandal
The only dadric prince I feel like I am "selling my soul to" is mahrunes Dagon since he quite literally looks like the devil
He's kinda badass
Aww no more "Did you see a dog out there" :(
I know :(
To be fair, Nocturnal is the only deadric prince you actively make a pact with regarding your soul.
There's some doubt whether she can enforce that though, given that it's somewhat implied that as Dragonborn, they are bound to Akatosh.
@@redshirt49I wonder if there's a divine courtroom where the daedra and aedra contest this sort of thing. Who would the judge be?
@AroAceGamer There's an implication throughout the games that in the case where there are multiple parties vested in a soul, that they will literally send emissaries to fight over the soul. Usually they end up going to the daedra, since the aedra are less willing to fight those battles, but in the case of the dragonborn it would likely be different. ESPECIALLY if the heroes of Sovngarde find out, because they would probably all go and fight for the Dragonborn.
It isn't like the Nine Divines intervened to save the Hero of Kvatch from becoming Sheogorath.
@@redshirt49
capital H Heroes probably get some leeway in being unbound from destiny as well
I wish more of these quests had alternate routes where you piss off the daedric princes as much as possible. More stuff like making the black star, destroying the skull of corruption, or sealing away mehrunes razor. I wanted to let the Vigilant of Stendarr live and consecrate Molag Bal’s mace, or reject Sheogorath’s quest.
Have them send dremora assassins every time I try to sleep or something, just let me tell more of the daedra to pound sand.
Ikr, I can just disrespect them and it doesn't matter...
Sounds like Solitude is about to get ransacked
You're very right
Honestly think the Dragonborn might just be a representation of Lorkhan so when the time comes he just goes “fuck you, I’m gonna go be best buddies with Magnus”
such a nonsensical title for such a deep, thought-provoking video lol this is what I'm a seasoned subscriber
:)
Did you know that if you kill the vigilant guy as soon as get in the house the haunted shit doesn't pop up and the house is in perfect order and safe storage spot.
Dragonborn: dies
All the denizens of Oblivion: why do I hear Doom music?
It would be fun if we really could disrespect Daedric Princes and their cultes, and then they send their followers to teach us a lesson ^^
That would actually have an impact, unlike their dumb threats without meaning.
The Epic Restoration Mod is the only thing close enough
@3:06 It's really not the same without you ragdolling all over the place :)
sweet a new video today. love this topic
Your hybrid style of commented and edit style is really unique. But it works so well
Happy you like it!
Wow your person got so drunk u dropped the wine😂
That video made me come to visit your video collection
Yay!
In context, the idea of someone who is basically the Elder Scrolls version of Jesus making deals with what are essentially demon gods is kind of funny, especially when you're given the choice between becoming a furry or an albino with porphyria.
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Awww
Ah yes, the most difficult task for any true gammer...talking to a woman. XD
Ikr
The way to avoid the gods and daedra is become a vampire. Then you've effectively scammed everyone out of your soul, and are the most powerful being in existence. Until some daedra get pissy, I guess.
halrious as always!
Very halrious
how to make every daedra fight each other
Am I the only one who didn't know about that encounter with the vilegent of stendar if you don't just kill him soon as you enter the house
My first character is going to the Void, he's doomed
Skyrim + oblivion = strange
I did Namira's quest once.
Never again.
Oooo meridias beacon next heheheeee
Next time: *The Hoarder Challenge!*
Rules:
1) 💎 Take every item from dungeon / city / wilderness (weapons, armors, potions, books, miscellaneous)
2) 💎 You must steal items form every person (guards, citizens, ...) or retrieve/take everything from dead bodies
3) 💥You can use weapons (also staves, but filling only with Azura's star) and armors
4) 🚫YOU CANNOT USE SCROLLS AND SPELL BOOKS
5) 🚫 No disenchanting items (disenchanting destroys stuff.. and you, as a hoarder, you don't want to do that)
6) ⬇ You can drop items in your containers.
7) 🚫YOU CANNOT SELL ITEMS
8) 💢YOU CAN buy items, but YOU MUST STEAL BACK GOLD FROM MERCHANTS
9) 💢You can retrieve quest items, but some items DON'T use it (that means, you cannot complete J'zargo quest with scrolls of flame cloak)
10) 💎 Must complete quest "No stone unturned" ;)
11) 💥Complete main game or DLC
Dare to try that challenge? 🤔
Great video
Happy you like it!
The Dragonborn might have literally killed the God of the End times in Sovngarde, but he better not mess with the Daedric Princes.
They're all big talk, but once you stop caring, it's just empty threats...
@@ThatsCoolDude My main character is the listener of Sithis. She does not care about any of these things, since her boss is basically the most primary of all gods. If the Night Mother says so, she'll propably go to oblivion and kill all the Daedric Princes herstelf.
Is there a part two?
YEETUS
As much as I enjoy Skyrim it is a heavily flawed game.
Not much "Roleplaying" in this RPG since a lot of quests are quite linear and the only "good" option to quests like Molag Bal's is to ignore it or outright avoid starting it to begin with.
Hope they create more options like that in the next game!
Where is the NeW hAnd?
Already did that one with this character!
Wasn’t expecting unc shine🥲
Wasn't expecting anyone to know unc... He's... *different*
@@ThatsCoolDude ayayay! We need a companion mod