Criminal Minds CRACK!VID #2

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  • Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
  • I own nothing, as usual.
    I was sick so I finished this waaaaaay ahead of schedule. I just started season 8 and I think I'm gonna take a break now. I'll make the next video once I catch up on the whole series.
    In the meantime, I'm multishipping trash and in love with Penelope Garcia. Enjoy!
    Audio List:
    -hangover - Taio Cruz
    -clique - Kanye West
    -heathens - Twenty-One Pilots
    -why the fuck u lyin
    - • Video
    -cell block tango - Chicago
    -i'm too sexy - Right Said Fred
    -The Princess Bride
    -vine
    -dead girl walking (reprise) - Heathers the Musical
    -ASDF movie
    -vine (i think?)
    -best friend - Toy-Box
    -watcha say - Jason Derulo
    -gay or european - Legally Blonde the Musical
    -tonight - Enrique Iglesias
    -kung fu fighting - Carl Douglas (i think??)
    -london bridge - Fergie
    -one woman army - Porcelain Black
    -helpless - Hamilton
    -my boy - Kourtney Heart
    -close - Nick Jonas
    -vine
    -ASDF movie
    -white flag - Dido
    -pretty fly (for a white guy) - The Offspring

Комментарии • 234

  • @Lord_Cryptid
    @Lord_Cryptid 5 лет назад +914

    "I'm not sleeping with Reid."
    HE LOOKS SO PERSONALLY OFFENDED LMAOOO

    • @knnilani2896
      @knnilani2896 4 года назад +1

      WAIT WHAT EP IS THAT ONNNNNN

    • @Zhanya_Hotd
      @Zhanya_Hotd 4 года назад

      @@knnilani2896 season 5 episode 21

    • @zoe4823
      @zoe4823 4 года назад

      FRRR-

    • @marlydowning6048
      @marlydowning6048 4 года назад +1

      Thats because he only sleeps with him in certain instances 😏😉

    • @Zhanya_Hotd
      @Zhanya_Hotd 4 года назад

      @@marlydowning6048 yesssss

  • @user-wx4yz7cb3w
    @user-wx4yz7cb3w 7 лет назад +791

    Morgan: "I'm not sleeping with Reid"
    Everyone else: "I DON'T CARE, I SHIP IT"

    • @EMi-vt5ht
      @EMi-vt5ht 6 лет назад +6

      Omg suomalainen O.O

    • @lucifer-ci7jv
      @lucifer-ci7jv 3 года назад +1

      BRO I GOT IT TO 666 LIKES- (my user i-)

    • @sydster999
      @sydster999 3 года назад +2

      The look on Reid’s face was like “yeah you are..?”

  • @bookloveralltheway
    @bookloveralltheway 7 лет назад +1187

    The "Probably a Lesbian" bit for Prentiss had me laughing so hard.

    • @aaaaaaaaaaa638
      @aaaaaaaaaaa638 5 лет назад +9

      GOD SAME

    • @Elle-cy3eu
      @Elle-cy3eu 4 года назад +22

      GOD I LOVE EMILY BEING LESBIAN BECAUSE SHE SOOOOOO IS

    • @AlexandrosGrey2004
      @AlexandrosGrey2004 4 года назад +6

      She is a lesbian lol, they were gonna have her sleep with a girl but they cut it

    • @user-gw7ts1sv3w
      @user-gw7ts1sv3w 4 года назад +4

      I’m pan so Reid and Emily are my baes

    • @jjprentiss4005
      @jjprentiss4005 4 года назад +6

      @@AlexandrosGrey2004 ya she was gonna be a lesbian or bi at least but CBS thought it would make people not wanna watch it so the didn’t do it..... now that’s all we wanna see

  • @HaliaStone
    @HaliaStone 7 лет назад +515

    "I'm straight"//"You were not yesterday" OMFG I died! xD

  • @TheQueenofSoup
    @TheQueenofSoup 8 лет назад +629

    Lmao you're obviously obsessed with Morgan/Reid as much as me.

    • @suneye1999
      @suneye1999  8 лет назад +35

      Queen Mycroft damn right 👌

    • @briannagurney1931
      @briannagurney1931 7 лет назад +8

      suneye1999 I don't blame you, i am too

    • @agentstarmyles
      @agentstarmyles 7 лет назад +7

      Queen Mycroft I've had a crush on Spencer since I was 6/7

    • @steveharvey4267
      @steveharvey4267 4 года назад +2

      @@suneye1999 Moreid for life

  • @cactusrice3685
    @cactusrice3685 7 лет назад +232

    *suddenly Sebastian Stan*
    I CAN'T ESCAPE HIM

    • @cherrysoda4793
      @cherrysoda4793 5 лет назад +18

      *(kicks down a door)* *I HEARD HIS NAME*

    • @wolfgirl8770
      @wolfgirl8770 5 лет назад +2

      Lmao same!

    • @anxiousaccident1634
      @anxiousaccident1634 4 года назад +9

      I rewinded like 7 times to see if thta was actually him and i fUCKINF CANT-

    • @bong_water
      @bong_water 4 года назад +6

      oh my god I just hes so pretty

    • @isinglots94
      @isinglots94 4 года назад +2

      I was not expecting that part yet it fits so well 😆

  • @ithappensinablinkx487
    @ithappensinablinkx487 7 лет назад +147

    "I mean, unless you want to..." xD

  • @leahcaplan
    @leahcaplan 4 года назад +44

    The “that’s illegal” when he hands him the gun is so underrated

  • @briannabanana2695
    @briannabanana2695 6 лет назад +128

    He be getting more girls and phone numbers then Morgan XD

  • @nicolesalvatore9351
    @nicolesalvatore9351 6 лет назад +445

    The probably lesbian part had me in my heart she is a lesbian we all know this 😭💪🏼

    • @Elle-cy3eu
      @Elle-cy3eu 4 года назад +3

      YES

    • @steveharvey4267
      @steveharvey4267 4 года назад +8

      @@normalnebula6905 Reid is obviously a bi king I mean who wears cardigans, ties and sweater vests. Not to mention the mismatched socks and converse

    • @tvcritics6526
      @tvcritics6526 4 года назад +10

      they dont even try to hide the fact that Emily is gay. they don't even have to say it

    • @heyron3554
      @heyron3554 3 года назад

      @Steve Harvey what?...

  • @s0ph___
    @s0ph___ 5 лет назад +168

    me knowing what season these are from bc of Reid's hair

    • @helena14lol
      @helena14lol 4 года назад +1

      Hey, do you know the season where morgan says that Prentiss is not the kind of woman to be interested in Derek morgan?

    • @s0ph___
      @s0ph___ 4 года назад +2

      @@helena14lol I can do you one better: season two, ep. fear and loathing
      twitter.com/dereksemily/status/1179447164969332738

  • @anxiousaccident1634
    @anxiousaccident1634 4 года назад +38

    But honestly how did Reid never realized just how many girls would be all the fuck over him if he just let them be??? He got hit on in literally every season, he's so oblivious and its adorable

  • @dontnswerthat
    @dontnswerthat 7 лет назад +125

    ally hills, heathers, hamilton, top, moreid, and just cm overall... this video is a me in a synopsis.

  • @mochreach429
    @mochreach429 5 лет назад +319

    It makes me so sad that apparently Reid was supposed to be bi and Prentiss was supposed to be gay but then they just scrapped that idea.

    • @serenitykremer304
      @serenitykremer304 4 года назад +4

      Not A Google User they shouldn’t have!

    • @Elle-cy3eu
      @Elle-cy3eu 4 года назад +59

      The funny part is that they didn’t change their characters, so they are totally bi and lesbian but they just say that they’re straight. Like especially Emily, she’s so a lesbian and you can tell she was written to be one.

    • @steveharvey4267
      @steveharvey4267 4 года назад +2

      @@Elle-cy3eu definitely

    • @ghostphira8712
      @ghostphira8712 4 года назад +7

      But they still gave us the bi and lesbian vibess

    • @alivia6226
      @alivia6226 3 года назад +8

      Okay so I personally like to believe they still are (despite it being thrown out the window because it makes so much sense) and to add to that I believe something happened between Reid and Ethan because why not

  • @Ava_Reyes
    @Ava_Reyes 7 лет назад +97

    As soon as it said "this is a moreid video now"...
    -liked-

  • @charlotjejane4521
    @charlotjejane4521 4 года назад +29

    i feel like we all forget that Reid lowkey has game

  • @trapped1806
    @trapped1806 4 года назад +29

    I am so freaking ashamed of myself for not realizing that Emily would totally be Veronica in a Heather's AU. Somebody please smack m-

  • @RianeBane
    @RianeBane 4 года назад +11

    Okay but "Dead Girl Walking" has no right to PERFECTLY capture the mood for the leadup to Doyle and Emily's face-off...BUT IT DOES

  • @cherrysoda4793
    @cherrysoda4793 5 лет назад +51

    No one:
    Morgan: you got Penelope with her cleavage-

  • @nosteah
    @nosteah 7 лет назад +47

    OMG HAMILTON ,HEATHERS AND CRIMINAL MINDS (+ MOREID). THIS VIDEO IS MY LIFE !!!!

  • @briannas18473
    @briannas18473 4 года назад +5

    “I’m about to get naked so they can scrub me down. Is that really something you’d wanna see?”
    “FUCK YEAHH”

  • @sophis9453
    @sophis9453 8 лет назад +52

    Ahhhhh Dat was morgan/reid and hamilton ahhhhh
    que level up p.s. this was the funniest criminal minds crack ever

    • @steveharvey4267
      @steveharvey4267 4 года назад

      Moreid and Hamilton is the best thing since sliced bread

  • @clairebelle4489
    @clairebelle4489 7 лет назад +22

    this is probably one of my favourite videos on the internet

  • @Mirrima
    @Mirrima 8 лет назад +30

    Cell Block Tango rules! Supercool crack^^

  • @archon_maenad
    @archon_maenad 8 лет назад +26

    everything about this is amazing. thank you SO MUCH.

    • @archon_maenad
      @archon_maenad 8 лет назад +1

      AAAAH. I CANNOT STOP WATCHING THIS plz make more
      where do I even begin every second (except the Garcia/Morgan stuff because they're bffs but hey I'm not judging just not my thing) WAS AMAZING SAVE MY SOUL aaaaAAAAA THE MOREID help me PRENTISS IS SO GAY that song choice was absolutely A+++++ I can't even

    • @suneye1999
      @suneye1999  8 лет назад +3

      your comment(s) just made my week :D thank you so much *10000 heart emojis*

  • @ellieoneill8628
    @ellieoneill8628 6 лет назад +24

    Dude, Sebastian Stan is like everywhere😂

  • @mayararibeiro761
    @mayararibeiro761 6 лет назад +5

    The moreid stuffs gives me LIFE. thank you so much

  • @user-wx4yz7cb3w
    @user-wx4yz7cb3w 7 лет назад +61

    5:16 - 5:21 OMG DIED XDDDDD

    • @Sun_beetle
      @Sun_beetle 4 года назад +5

      If fit perfectly 😂

  • @shannonleimbach7079
    @shannonleimbach7079 6 лет назад +5

    Every Broadway reference in this had me jamming.

  • @trashy.koneko7217
    @trashy.koneko7217 7 лет назад +13

    HEATHERS AND CRIMINAL MINDS?!?!??! IM DYING

  • @ezrarussell4408
    @ezrarussell4408 3 года назад +1

    oh my god i didn't realise until 5 minutes in that it was saying "i don't care, i ship it!" i kept hearing "i don't care, i'm stupid!"

  • @flutterbatz.
    @flutterbatz. 6 лет назад +9

    This is a moreid video now
    *hell to the yes*

  • @jdawg9722
    @jdawg9722 5 лет назад +10

    I love seeing the names
    “Twenty one pilots”
    “Heathers”
    And
    “Hamilton”
    In the description

  • @sarahdodd7410
    @sarahdodd7410 4 года назад +2

    the musicals, the top, the CM, lots of MGG... this is just my mind on a daily basis

  • @JoyceGoff
    @JoyceGoff 4 года назад +1

    WHOLLY CRAP I CANT!!! The “Heathers” part sent me!!

  • @crubvids
    @crubvids 5 лет назад +3

    May I just say, this is pure gold.

  • @maerosemonin5841
    @maerosemonin5841 6 лет назад +6

    The ending bit with reid has me screaming

  • @error_delete_8739
    @error_delete_8739 7 лет назад +12

    0:48 Reid's SMILE ❤
    5:06 IM DEAD❤

  • @vanessabrunstein5507
    @vanessabrunstein5507 8 лет назад +6

    hey, neat job!!:) glad you uploaded this awesome crack vid (TXL) of one of the best TV serials ever made^^ keep up the great work😊✌!!

  • @maddiegoman3871
    @maddiegoman3871 4 года назад +2

    I’m I the only one who appreciated all of the musical theater references. Like hello happy surprise! :)

  • @jessicamiller7385
    @jessicamiller7385 6 лет назад +14

    I totally caught that Princess Bride reference, and lost it.

  • @cronchy_cereal2510
    @cronchy_cereal2510 4 года назад +1

    This vid: has Hamilton and heathers sounds as well as a Brooklyn nine nine sound
    Me:GASP GASP GASP

  • @awesomeautry
    @awesomeautry 7 лет назад +14

    HAMILTON AND THE SHIPS HKSJSJSKSJSK

  • @supernaturalamerica9664
    @supernaturalamerica9664 3 года назад +1

    "I'm straight!"
    "You weren't yesterday!"
    I'm crying

  • @juliaa8482
    @juliaa8482 7 лет назад +7

    AAAA I LOVE IT THIS SO MUCH

  • @tanyathacker9963
    @tanyathacker9963 8 лет назад +37

    Garcia all the way

  • @MarianneHekkema9116
    @MarianneHekkema9116 4 года назад +9

    Guys, Emily was originally supposed to be lesbian and Reid was supposed to be gay, but the writers changed it. Also, Garcia was supposed to be in one episode at first but cuz she is flirting with Morgan she stayed

    • @izukuhimiko6879
      @izukuhimiko6879 4 года назад +1

      Let's be real, Reid is bi now and Prentiss is still a lesbian just in the closet. And Garcia makes the show even better so I'm glad she stayed (just my opinion, sorry if this sounds bratty with the "let's be real")

  • @HiImDarcy
    @HiImDarcy 2 года назад +1

    The Moreid in this video is immaculate

  • @kristiehale1231
    @kristiehale1231 6 лет назад +3

    Morgan:I'm not sleeping with Reid
    Me:Yeah you aren't sleeping with him cause I am.If you hear strange noises during the night don't a knowledge it

  • @felicityh7364
    @felicityh7364 7 лет назад +45

    1:40 same

  • @ariellerojas_
    @ariellerojas_ 4 года назад +6

    STOP THE PROBABLY A LESBIAN PART FOR PRENTISS CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD THEN I STARTED SOBBING 😭😭😭😭

  • @baddgercatz3367
    @baddgercatz3367 8 лет назад +32

    No, apparently everybody is fucking with you click! THEY TOOK DEREK AND NOW AARON!!
    The only original one is Spencer. And I swear if they take him VERY bad things will happen to the series!
    He is most of the fan's favorite... I'm serious the series will die without him.
    Good job on this btw :3

    • @yamz1868
      @yamz1868 8 лет назад +2

      Danamaa you forgot Penelope

    • @baddgercatz3367
      @baddgercatz3367 8 лет назад +1

      Yam Z Shoot! You're right! Sorry Pen Pen I love you!!!

    • @emilydraws1571
      @emilydraws1571 7 лет назад +1

      Danamaa what about JJ,prentiss and garcia? '-'

    • @baddgercatz3367
      @baddgercatz3367 7 лет назад +2

      the shipper girl :3 No, Prentiss and J.J joined the team during the show. Right now the only original members are Reid and Garcia.

    • @emilydraws1571
      @emilydraws1571 7 лет назад +1

      Danamaa really? they were already in when i started watching and i don't watch it all on the Internet because i only watch it with my sister, so i didn't knew :p

  • @bejeweled2213
    @bejeweled2213 4 года назад +2

    OHMYGOD CELL BLOCK TANGO WITH ELLE MY MUSICAL THEATER KID HEART IS NOW SATISFIED
    D E A D G I R L W A L K I N G WITH EMILY OMG DHEIDJCBWIKW

  • @draxkofogossimar-dayslithe6687
    @draxkofogossimar-dayslithe6687 4 года назад +1

    i didn't see morgan/reid before this video

  • @juliamoto7236
    @juliamoto7236 4 года назад +4

    1:40 got me laughing so hard.

  • @juliaa8482
    @juliaa8482 7 лет назад +6

    I want the crack #3

  • @changa_sk4524
    @changa_sk4524 3 года назад

    0:43 ok this literally made me drop my phone on my face, peak comedy

  • @euwue
    @euwue 7 лет назад +36

    can i just have Reid please

  • @marblewater.
    @marblewater. 7 лет назад +4

    I love these so much ahh

  • @imjackblu3970
    @imjackblu3970 6 лет назад +8

    5:15 through 5:24 was to damn funny 😂😂

  • @Redlips1313
    @Redlips1313 Месяц назад

    endingit on a high note is always ending it on a reid tease leave

  • @caitlin1958
    @caitlin1958 4 года назад +1

    this is the most 2016 thing I've ever seen

  • @danniburt1820
    @danniburt1820 7 лет назад +17

    Sebastian!! I ❤Moreid!!

  • @hereisahuman5977
    @hereisahuman5977 5 лет назад +3

    I approve of these ships

  • @-BabyValentine-
    @-BabyValentine- 4 года назад +3

    “That’s illegal” 🤣

  • @Plo0669
    @Plo0669 5 лет назад +1

    1:40 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA IM SUFFERING FROM A HEMOTHORAX RIGHT ABOUT NOE

  • @Miss_Dis
    @Miss_Dis 3 года назад +1

    The Reid Morgan ship is so underrated 😂

  • @HiImDarcy
    @HiImDarcy 2 года назад

    "What kind of girl isn't interested in Derek Morgan?" That's a little bi, Reid

  • @larassts1538
    @larassts1538 4 года назад +2

    i swear 5:16 is the funniest thing i‘ve ever seen in my whole life

  • @beelzebubisrotting
    @beelzebubisrotting 4 года назад +1

    My main man prophet Raphael really CREATED Reid huh

  • @allykay6548
    @allykay6548 5 лет назад +2

    4:08 MAN NOT JJ'S HOUSE!!!

  • @emilypabon3774
    @emilypabon3774 7 лет назад +2

    0:10
    0:50
    2:37
    3:57
    4:53
    5:33
    Fav parts

  • @omgubler
    @omgubler 6 лет назад

    I've never shipped any non-canon relationships on CM but this is freaking hilarious XD

  • @lexi-fs7ih
    @lexi-fs7ih 4 года назад +2

    0:56 i sCREAMED

  • @toothpaste6238
    @toothpaste6238 4 года назад

    "i'm not sleeping with reid"
    yes you are

  • @bananafofana321
    @bananafofana321 4 года назад

    "Not sleeping with reid" smh
    That's not what u said last night
    Dick
    I am deadddd

  • @hAvonfunwithRenee
    @hAvonfunwithRenee 5 лет назад +1

    LMAO the Moreid in this😂

  • @zena0734
    @zena0734 5 лет назад +1

    The intro killed me

  • @ruby8522
    @ruby8522 6 лет назад

    yoooooo that fuckin cell block tango bit had me dead

  • @unholyscreeching721
    @unholyscreeching721 4 года назад +1

    EMILY AS VERO N I C A

  • @mercytellez8065
    @mercytellez8065 2 года назад

    THE FIRST BIT WAS JUST SAD

  • @IdkManIJustWorkHere420
    @IdkManIJustWorkHere420 4 года назад

    0:56-1:38
    THE ACCURACY LMFAOOO

  • @Ghostasmr_
    @Ghostasmr_ 4 года назад

    The fact that we ship Reid and Morgan with everybody is Hilarious

  • @eggything
    @eggything 6 лет назад

    im gonna die this is the funniest thing i've seen in my whole life probably

  • @hannahnern4755
    @hannahnern4755 2 года назад

    I wholeheartedly agree with the moreid

  • @marthaosbourn7214
    @marthaosbourn7214 4 года назад +2

    JJ is a badass

  • @dandelionchey
    @dandelionchey 4 года назад

    its 2am im trying so hard not to laugh

  • @maymays3218
    @maymays3218 4 года назад +1

    Emily being Veronica is not the hot take I was expecting.

  • @Elle-cy3eu
    @Elle-cy3eu 4 года назад +1

    When is does Morgan say “Emily Prentiss isn’t the kind of girl interested in Derek Morgan?

  • @Legolasse34
    @Legolasse34 5 лет назад +1

    i wanna thank you for the emily is a lesbian montage

  • @jasminehurtado2654
    @jasminehurtado2654 4 года назад

    NOT DEAD GIRL WALKING

  • @lillieboswell3110
    @lillieboswell3110 4 года назад

    I miss my Prentiss. I'm on season 11 and in praying to GOD she comes back 😭

  • @normalnebula6905
    @normalnebula6905 4 года назад

    0:39 so much gay after that point. And im not complaining UwU

  • @syd9312
    @syd9312 4 года назад

    I'm sorry the moreid parts had me rolling

  • @milanbirkhahn-vandeusen5168
    @milanbirkhahn-vandeusen5168 4 года назад +1

    Why did Morgan saying I have never liked a man offend me so much?

  • @arisbelyea14
    @arisbelyea14 5 лет назад

    Probably vacant comment but on Corey's fandom wikipedia page, his quote is "But make no mistake I will shoot your boy." And if you click on 'your', it will take you to Morgan's wiki and if you click on 'boy', it will bring you to Reid's wiki - we love Almost Canon

  • @Karma-iq7zv
    @Karma-iq7zv 4 года назад

    the moreid didn't have to go that hard im

  • @jelliq7621
    @jelliq7621 6 лет назад

    I love this video omg

  • @lauryn7158
    @lauryn7158 4 года назад

    The Cell Block Tango 😂😂😂😂

  • @avamb123
    @avamb123 4 года назад

    CELL BLOCK TANGO NOOOO