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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
- featuring 90% reid, 30% hotch, 27% prentiss, and 22.5% garcia. or something.
spent a while on this video bc i wanted to make it perfect and then i realized was overthinking things. please enjoy!
love,
emily
sidenote: the music cuts off at the end but that’s cuz i really love that scene and the music is hecka loud so i compromised. anyways. :D
ps i don’t own anything!
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"Let's see you profile a disorganized psychopath." I'm dead.
Guess they were too late :-//
Cat Man oh my god
1x19 machismo!
Cat Man oh God
She probably can.
I love when Garcia was like; "Talk Dirty to me." JJ's face is like; "Get out of this one Morgan."
Frl tho
Hotch, "Keep it clean, and don't call me honey." LOL
@@Lonewolfmike "remind me to get her drug tested"
@@mementomori9844 She doesn't needs drugs she is Garicia she is wired differently and we love her for it.
@@Lonewolfmike it was a quote from the show lol
The fake FBI agent trying to pick up Prentiss was my favorite cold open ever
you do know that's not a cold open???? A cold open is in a live show, it means without rehearsal, or at least very little. SNL has them a lot. I think you just mean opening scene.
GizmoKat 83 Sorry, but cold open also refers to different shows like the office. That was the first word that came to mind and for me, it is correct. It broke the audience into a show before the theme played. 🤷♀️
@@magpie7938 When the office did live episodes or live parts of episodes maybe but for scripted drama's or police procedurals, it's just called an opening scene. Cold open originated in theater. Most people don't use the term Cold Open unless it's a live show, even though the definition includes scenes before the theme song, which is most shows now, back in the day the theme song came before any scene. Cold Open is used less often these days because so many shows use an opening scene before the theme. I asked my writer friend and he said it usually a term they use for live tv. They just use opening scene for scripted.
GizmoKat 83 okay but still I use it. and its not incorrect as you said & it isn't hurting anyone. I won't respond after this
@@magpie7938 oh my gosh I wasn't trying to sound like I was being jerk... butI think I might have. I really just wanted to point out its more current usage. I AM SORRY!!!! I overexplain sometimes.
A literal murder going on: Morgan: babygurl
Baby gorl
"la cah-suh del pero"
"La casita del perro"
"That's what I said."
i miss Elle, she should’ve stayed
It’s Sandra ikr 😩
Reid says 'the dog's house' and Elle says 'the dog's little house' if you translate it litteraly
LifeIsBi TVLover yeah I was about to say the same thing technically Spencer is right
It’s Sandra she made a tribute to the show ruclips.net/video/4LIhsOl3riE/видео.html
The 3 BAU women at the bar scene is hilarious every time!!!😂😂😂
Garcia saying Quan-tea-co had me dead
Arella Samuel did you see this one
ruclips.net/video/4LIhsOl3riE/видео.html
women*
they have names
@@axolotl7084 thanks for the correction and I know their names it was just easier to say it that way
Episodem
"You kick like a 9 year old girl"
That is both hilarious and so sad..
Read this as Reid said it 😂
I’ve been kicked by a nine year old once, a while ago
I’m pretty sure I still have bruises
what episode was that-? i completely forgot but i know i’ve seen it before
@@Cr0sh._.N3x season 1 ep6 “l.d.s.k”
I love the one where Gideon tells Hotch he's the best unit chief he knows and Hotch replies with an unimpressed, "Jason I'm the only unit chief you know"
Edit: I think I'm famous now.
Tbh nothing is gonna top when Spencer screamed in Derek's phone
"We interrupt your regularly scheduled musical selection with a very important announcement. Never wage a practical joke war with an MIT graduate cause we have a history of going nuclear. Now sit back, relax and enjoy the dulcet sounds of me screaming in your ear"
*screaming*
"Alright, kid, that was cute. But that's all you got?"
*phone rings*
"hey babyg-"
*screaming*
"Alright, Reid, it's on"
That and Rossi saying Reid was left in a basket on the FBI steps are my favorites
From what episode is that?
@@mirimke4163 (if you haven't already seen/found it) season 7 episode 4, i believe
@@mia-ib3ye thank you 💕
I love when Hotch cracks a joke, it’s so out of character for the uptight, tie wearing agent
Drug tested is my favorite
@@jbreezy101 "Remind me to get ger drug tested"
And most of them are around about and for reid
Did you join a boyband ?
Here is the interesting thing, hotch isnt uptight he is fairly laid back i think he pretends to be uptight but he is unironically the funniest character simply because you dont expect him to crack a joke lol if you watch scenes where he isnt at work he is the biggest goober around XD
"Where did you find this kid?"
"He was left in a basket on the steps of the FBI"
I died😂😂
Lol Rossi Lmfao
BAHSHAHSHAHAHHHAHAHA
It was so cute!
what episode is that?
What episode
3:30 Emily, JJ, and Penelope are badasses for showing him that out right to prove to him who he was actually dealing with 😂
What episode was that
2x21!
That scene gave me LIFE
I love that scean sooooo much!
Well, if you watch the whole scene, not just the piece shown in this clip, they string him along for a few minutes before they hit him with the punchline. Personally, I think the longer setup makes the payoff better.
"One last favor...look up 'sexy' and 'brilliant' on that computer if yours"
*confused stares from every woman in the room*
"Well look at that....its meee~"
"You are a GODDESS woman! Ciao."
*stares continues*
"It was...ir was a work call..."
The type of hyping up I need
"You're holding him like a cantaloupe." - Jessica Brooks, 2006
"You're the best unit chief I know!"
"Jason, I'm the only unit chief you know."
Well he did say the best lol
Just like how I wrote "you're the best manager I had" in my manager's birthday card.
It was my first job. 😅
“I see you brought your own computer” 😂😂😂
Do you know from what episode that is?
@@mirimke4163 I think S3 finale.
He ain't wrong
That two-parter is (BIG CALL COMING) my favourite episode E-VAH. Today. Today, it's my favourite evah: many days, even. Including today. Must go stream....
1:58 Hotch's deadpan way of saying that just makes it funnier
No emotion in his voice 😂
“ Oh Reid, i love it when you say Butt” SOO UNDERATED😍
And then his eyebrow raise right after that HAH
one of my personal favorites is “i’m not sleeping with reid.” spence looks so offended and it gets me every time!
oh! or “when you’re talking what makes you feel like an expert?”
“statistics.”
“NO.” the immediate shut down.
“what did you join a boy band?” is another good one.
i'm not sleeping with reid, is something i would NEVER say.
@@mrsmatthewgraygubler-4-ever you and me both
It sounded like a big brother being all " no mom, i am not going to share the room with baby brother!".
When Elle was describing an unsub and she added he is a complete psychopath, remember that ?
*”i hate vegas.”*
Lol
"jJ i sWEaR tO GOD"
@@herebemaddy150 lmfao
Garcia’s back must hurt from carrying the comedy of this show
I loved the 3 ladies being savages against the fake agent
Have you ever noticed that Garcia's ID has Derek Morgan's signature?
genikki did you see this vid ruclips.net/video/4LIhsOl3riE/видео.html
the brad scene is the most ICONIC woman empowerment scene in tv history
Where did you find this kid?
He was left in a basket on the stairs of The FBI. ✨✨
Omg I lobe that scean sooo much lol Rossi lmfao
Phoenix Star Phoenix Star I clicked on your pfp because I thought it was going to be a quote that was used on the show 😆 I was wrong
@@atsuart6670 Lmao Nope but the Quote is me lmfao
Phoenix Star yeah lmao
I’ve chocked on air more than once, I’ve fallen up the stairs twice in 7th grade, and I’ve tripped on nothing more than I’d like to
😅
@@atsuart6670 Lmao me to!
"why? does that freak you out?"
"very much so"
I am a woman and it feaked me out to the time i felt it on my pregnant cousin. It's like there is an alien in there...
I remember when my mother was pregnant with my brother. Bruh, I was a fighter. He kicked, I hit her stomach and that was the first a last time I've touched my mom's stomach before my brother was born.
@@nessyness5447 i can imagine! that’s scary 😬
“Talk dirty to me”
No.
"This is section chief Erin Strousse"
(Idk how to spell her last name)
@@xxlost_soulxx4974 Strauss I think?
@Ashley Ramos LMAOO
*awkward silence*
I loved all of these. But I think you forgot that one episode where someone in the fbi has to make a whole meeting because of the language Garcia and Morgan used. 😂😂😂
ooh i guess i did... thanks!! i guess i’ll have to put in another video!! 😁
What ep is that?
@@klea496 If im not mistaken its season 9 episode 12!
Lol yup
@@bananachip7937 _Ooh nooo, we'll have to watch another one of these videos? Whatever shall we do?_
/s
I'll always love this scene from "Empty Planet":
Reid: "Can we stop at a bookstore? It'll only take me 10 minutes."
Gideon: "To buy it or read it?"
Reid: "Both, actually."
Derek: "You gotta date? With who?"
Emily: "A hot tub."
Derek: "Oh. Now *that* sounds like a party."
Emily: "You're *SO* not invited.
3:22 the way Paget says "your badge" got me feeling some type of way omg
“Your holding him like a cantaloupe “ I DIED
"Well let's see you profile a disorganized psychopath."
He's so damn sassy 😭💀
Spencer: “I’m about to get naked, so they can scrub me down. Is that really something you wanna see?“
Me: well I mean...... 😁😜
I literally just said😂😂
Exactly, "I wanna see how much you packing!"
Seems like a very nice phrase to go here
Tf is wrong with yall
Cory Schulze a lot...... and have you seen him?
@@ashleeisswagger2865 i dont roll that way .
I loved this, please keep making these kinds of videos, it’s the only things keeping me sane:)
aww! 😊 i’ll definitely try 😁
Especially in *quarantine*
@@bananachip7937 f2s.
candy Loustaunau sorry, what does f2s mean?
“where’d u find this kid?”
rossi: “he was left on a basket on the steps of the FBI”
i loved that part. (laughing)
Best superhero origin story i ever heard
1:08 The way all the women turn to look at Morgan - brilliant!
Wouldn't you!? 😂😂
@@lifeisbitvlover171 I'd be pretty sus of that convo too lol
Yep. Lol. I think they were all a little jelly of Garcia at that moment. 😂
"Hotch still here?"
"Oh, I'm pretty sure he lives here."
Penelope's delivery here cracks me up every time
2:25
In this episode we learned:
Reid still can't aim
Reid got beaten up by 9 year old girls when he was twelve.
AWW I love Spencer and Hotch. They are definitely my favourite characters on the show.
Same. Them and JJ... When Hotch left, it destroyed the show for me
I’d like to add the scene where Spencer tells his mom that he’s “been seeing things”, while visiting her in the facility she lives in and she goes “DON’T SAY THAT” and frantically looks around if anyone heard. That took me so off guard I laughed, I’m not sure if that was intended to be a joke
Reid’s mom was always the perfect blend of comedy and horror
My all time favorite is “remind me to get her drug tested” after talking to Garcia
En que minuto dijo eso?
Okay but Laila and Reid in the pool
"I uh... I fElL iN tHe PoOl"
"YeAh I'm SuRe ThEiRs PicTuReS"
okay but every inappropriate conversation between garcia and anyone on the team when she was expecting morgan and got someone else was absolutely amazing and like ive said before hotch's and spence's relationship is ideal.
I love how flirty Morgan is with Garcia, yet they know how to keep it just friends.
same, I really love their friendship and how they aren't romantic with each other. I think it's interesting how they are flirty, very close with each other and don't really give off a sibling vibe yet despite that, they don't give off any romantic vibes either, like i've never once felt that there was anything romantic between them. The actors really did a good job in conveying how the characters have chemistry but not romantic chemistry, really showing viewers a very wholesome positive female and male friendship :)
3:05 I love how Morgan acted like an overprotective older brother 😊
“ ‘cause of the inherent absence of light! ”
i freakin’ love this line so much.. 😂
Oh more please. Please gave us more. Love all the team but there something about Garcia and there is something about Spencer that make me love just a bit more. Thank you!!
:D
"I thought you were gonna talk to him about spending some vacation time?"
"What's vacation time?"
Reid: im about to get naked
Morgan: *gay panic*
the way Gideon is saying " don't call me for anything, have a great time, you all deserve a break " then comes back and insists on "Seriously , don't call " ..lol
What episode was this?
3:59 I love annoying baby brother Reid!!
I always loved Jason. He low-key made me laugh. He made dad jokes without smiling which I find hilarious
"I see you brought your own computer."
My favorite LOL line. Also it sorta sums up Reid, too!
The best seasons are the ones with Morgan,Reid, Prentiss, JJ, hotch ,Rossi and garcia
S2- S3 and up.
Hotch outlawyering the lawyer will always be on every awesome list. Period.
3:02 “i see your brought your own computer” *cheff kiss*
I love the scene
“Talk dirty to me”
“This is chief Erin Strauss”
JJ: why? Does it freak you out?
Spencer: very much so.
the part when hotch tries to hold jack “you’re holding him like a cantaloupe” 😭😭
0:11 looks like a boy scout in that outfit
Hotch: "Nice shot"
Reid: "I was aiming for his leg"
Me: Dying of laughter
so was i, i was like how the hell did you hit him in the head when you where aiming for his leg? but hay it got the job done he stopped the bad gut, so good job baby.
Audience: ...Ah-oh...Go-good job
Emily: "Ugh. This is really gonna suck."
Can you tell me what episode it is please
@@margotmignet3803i believe season 4 ep 9, “52 Pickup”
“he was left in a basket on the steps of the fbi” iconic.
2:35 and yet, he lives in the dark, like open some blinds bruh
Let's see you profile a disorganized psychopath- favourite Hotch line ever
Oohh my god! When JJ, Emily and Penelope show up that fake FBI guy it gives me a reason to live
2:12
Morgan: I thought was calling the Office of Supreme Genius
Garcia: Well gorgeous, you’ve be rerouted to the Office of Too Freakin’ Bad
Underrated Garcia line
"oh reid i love it when you say butts" i love garcia and reids friendship
"Hotch you're the best unit chief I know"
"Jason, I'm the only unit chief you know"
I'm legit dying rn this is gold
When elle spoke Spanish ❤❤❤
Hotch: "Just keep it clean and don't call me honey."
"Can at least one of you look like your going to see me again" like seriously they all looked like they wouldn't see him again
What episode is this from?? I can't remember....
I love morgan and Garcia’s relationship
0:49 The glare gives me LIFE
"It helps if they think you're crazy, they won't argue" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i love this show 😂
“I see you brought your own computer” gets me every time😭
0:38 you’re holding him like a cantaloupe. Hahahaahaha
"Why are you still afraid of the dark?"
"Because of the inherent absence of light."
I busted out laughing at that one! (perfection)
He’s so lifelike
nobody talks about how absolutely brilliant Jane Lynch is in any role she takes on. truly the only person who could’ve played Reid’s mom
2:26 the eye brow raise 💀💀
This was therapeutic. Thank you.
1:44 I love him!
..same..
The fake fbi guy scene has been living rent free in my head for the better part of a decade. And it still gets me. Everytime.
I read a comment about the Rossi one: he was left in a basket on the steps of the FBI.
Rossi never said Reid was left there as a baby. Imagine Dr Spencer Reid, adult and sitting in a basket waiting to be let in....
0:18 Hotch's face literaly said "tf- does IT LOOK LIKE I CAN DO THAT?!?!"
That last one. Also I love that in S15, we are gifted with a brilliant flip of roles between Reid and Prentiss!
Hotch, you're the best unit chief I know!
Hotch: I'm the only Unit Chief you know.
Season 1 to 5 Hotch humor are the best.
3:14 one of my favs.
Penelope and Morgan’s interactions are my favorite. They never run out of nicknames for each other😭😂😂
I forgot which episode but garcia was on speaker and she said “what are you gonna spank me” or something the reaction is so funny
“Hotch you kick like a 9 year old kid”
1:55 i miss Gideon :((
I still laugh when Penelope said: "Talk dirty to me" thinking it was Derek while at the same time Jennifer is laughing at Derek being uncomfortable.
notice how they’re all from the first seasons 🥺🥺
Reid’s reasoning of why he’s afraid of the dark is amazingly rational.
I LOVE EMILY
SAME
“ *he was left in a basket on the steps of the fbi* ”