When NPC Dialogue is just Perfect... #3

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

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  • @CloneBiker
    @CloneBiker Год назад +232

    "there will be CONSEQUENCES" one of my favorite clips ever

    • @DarukaEon
      @DarukaEon Год назад +3

      That one had my jaw drop to the floor. Bah ha ha ha!

    • @dreamcoreamv7091
      @dreamcoreamv7091 Год назад

      Sadly its modded

    • @samoht_yt
      @samoht_yt Год назад

      that had me laughing so hard it gave me heartburn

    • @falldownpit
      @falldownpit Год назад

      "And that is why you don't carjack a gypsy....

  • @TawJev
    @TawJev Год назад +260

    As always, Oblivion's npc's are the most self aware of all games.

  • @redacted8008
    @redacted8008 Год назад +65

    3:38 - "I recognize him alright" with the hard cut to his blown off head fucking killed me.

    • @andipajeroking
      @andipajeroking 10 месяцев назад +1

      Oblivion is a masterpiece.
      GTA 4 as well.

  • @fiskburk2908
    @fiskburk2908 Год назад +161

    I spit my drink with that "I hate books", man I love oblivion

    • @rockdtargamer
      @rockdtargamer Год назад +6

      Me at school:

    • @CloneBiker
      @CloneBiker Год назад +9

      @@rockdtargamer I HATED school lmao. Didn't even actually learn anything useful other than basic math and English lol

  • @wizardsuth
    @wizardsuth Год назад +24

    9:20 The oarsmen keep rowing despite the ship flying around upside-down. Now that's dedication.

  • @thehopefulyetdoubtful3656
    @thehopefulyetdoubtful3656 Год назад +76

    The catapult level in the RE4 Remake gave me PTSD from the complete annoyance of Ashley constantly getting downed

  •  Год назад +17

    5:53 Ok, yeah, I don't think I have the spine to work for this family. Just talking to you makes my head spin.

  • @Paynologic
    @Paynologic Год назад +6

    Thank you for using my clip first. ❤ I hope it brings smile to many.😆

  • @Lord-Gazimus
    @Lord-Gazimus Год назад +49

    "You're stuck here like I am!"
    I can fast travel, b*tch!

    • @fiskburk2908
      @fiskburk2908 Год назад +8

      not in the painting, as far as I remember

    • @cygnisdragon3485
      @cygnisdragon3485 11 месяцев назад +2

      Yup, once in the painting you can't fast travel

    • @cygnisdragon3485
      @cygnisdragon3485 11 месяцев назад +1

      Unless on pc then you can noclip out of the predicament

  • @Netsaver
    @Netsaver Год назад +44

    0:59 ah yes the good old karma in video games

  • @spartanwar1185
    @spartanwar1185 8 месяцев назад +5

    3:53
    Famous last words, lmfao
    The timing is so perfect

  • @leonecartelreborn9628
    @leonecartelreborn9628 Год назад +11

    1:56 I love that one

  • @vex9596
    @vex9596 Год назад +15

    I know shit's about to get real every time I see an NPC from Oblivion lol

  • @reddsyoutuberaffle
    @reddsyoutuberaffle Год назад +21

    THEY WILL BE CONSEQUENCES!

    • @depresso5226
      @depresso5226 Год назад +6

      and there were, indeed, consequences

  • @marauder4292
    @marauder4292 Год назад +46

    8:05 had me dying 🤣

    • @pipjersey8303
      @pipjersey8303 Год назад +10

      this should only take a second, flies away

    • @Smart_Quizes
      @Smart_Quizes Год назад +5

      we all did 😂😂😂😂

    • @Demial_Sparda
      @Demial_Sparda Год назад +5

      Yeah, I laughed really hard at that moment. But... the follow up by player flying away, doubled it up.

    • @khoonkitlim5963
      @khoonkitlim5963 Год назад +4

      8:18 Astronauts switch their space walk be like.

    • @sokoneko2157
      @sokoneko2157 Год назад +3

      That is one of the reasons I love skyrim 😂

  • @MrJabbothehut
    @MrJabbothehut Год назад +16

    0:44 ended me. That game is insane.

  • @TheBlueOne217
    @TheBlueOne217 Год назад +12

    I remember playing Assassin's Creed Origins and promptly running over a random person while on horseback right as he said that line lmao

    • @shmeatloaf
      @shmeatloaf Год назад +1

      that’s not a line in the game

  • @TalesYeap
    @TalesYeap Год назад +11

    4:43 sisyphus moment

  • @mmxix8090
    @mmxix8090 Год назад +14

    00:30 *Eurobeat starts playing*

    • @AngeloidArtiSEA
      @AngeloidArtiSEA Год назад

      expected Initial D car, looks almost right :D

  • @khoonkitlim5963
    @khoonkitlim5963 Год назад +10

    0:53 Me before the final exams be like (decades ago).
    1:47 Man, i missed this game.
    4:35 Ash-ley; Why am I here... just to suffer?
    5:40 Guess he can't keep his head *straight.*
    7:30 Ah. This guy.... I yoinked his armor sets.
    9:07 *GEDDAN.*
    And also Pirates of the Caribbean ride; Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

    • @AngeloidArtiSEA
      @AngeloidArtiSEA Год назад

      god damn it ash-ley u dumb genius, could u just pls stop dying?

  • @MadMat0
    @MadMat0 Год назад +11

    1:23 super hero landing over there😂

    • @WestLegend03
      @WestLegend03 Год назад

      Pity the poor horse wasn't so lucky...

  • @sobek1274
    @sobek1274 Год назад +13

    I recently did Skyrim's Quest for Yamarz, and mine bugged out rather spectacularly. Yamarz got hit by the Giant's stomp attack and it launched him up and over the mountains surrounding the shrine the Giants had overtaken. But he didnt die on impact so he was stuck where my character couldnt get.

    • @creeper326.
      @creeper326. Год назад +2

      Ahh, the grand Sky Giant Airlines

  • @choopocobra
    @choopocobra Год назад +192

    I HATE BOOKS

  • @Klowent13
    @Klowent13 Год назад +3

    This new series are perfecto! Keep 'em coming

  • @darth_yoda
    @darth_yoda Год назад +13

    8:45 is not accident it's actually Scripted so say that when you climb onto that..... It always says it right at that spot :P

  • @joujuhar3207
    @joujuhar3207 Год назад +4

    5:24 Toast 🍞

  • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
    @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 Год назад +3

    Ashwinders and Poachers in Hogwarts Legacy have surprisingly fun trashtalking when they land hits on you

  • @Kontkane
    @Kontkane Год назад +16

    2:19 the famous blip strat.

  • @norliasmith
    @norliasmith 10 месяцев назад +1

    1:40 Committed to duty to the bitter end.

  • @sandrinedefaux3290
    @sandrinedefaux3290 Год назад +3

    08:43 My mind's telling me nooooo !
    But my body, my bodyyyyyy's telling me yes !

  • @Hokatoman
    @Hokatoman Год назад +6

    0:44 he hits me hard

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat Год назад +3

    1:40
    9:42 It is LEGIT JUST OBLIVION BUT IN SPACE LMAOOO

  • @Dr.Akakia
    @Dr.Akakia Год назад +4

    Ashley!

  • @BestowalPants90
    @BestowalPants90 Год назад +1

    1:38 a new hand touches the beacon

  • @DarukaEon
    @DarukaEon Год назад +1

    UC Security: "UC Security. You're under arrest."
    I sure ain't, but your heart seems to be. 🤣

  • @diabloflare8304
    @diabloflare8304 Год назад +2

    0:34 In Soviet Russia car crashes you

  • @AngeloidArtiSEA
    @AngeloidArtiSEA Год назад +1

    1.42 - Boss be like: "but u still gonna come to work tomorrow right?"

  • @haikkinnen
    @haikkinnen 5 месяцев назад

    "Nothing to worry about" Famous last words

  • @Hound851
    @Hound851 Год назад

    Fallout 4 caravan guard wearing leather armor with nothing underneath: "Hey, at least its honest work"

  • @Pserson
    @Pserson Год назад +1

    Shay falling through the roof got me 💀

  • @AngeloidArtiSEA
    @AngeloidArtiSEA Год назад +2

    guy at 0:40 in obi wan voice : "hello there"

  • @Legojake94
    @Legojake94 Год назад

    6:18. I always wondered why the devs would do something so stupid." Erg imma blow up this glass by bomning this piller.. and then immediately tells you to hook up to it!!!

  • @WetbackNoSetback
    @WetbackNoSetback Год назад

    0:30 I know that guy that, one time one of my homeboys wrecked his car coming to visit me, he wrecked right into a pole in front of my house & said hey im here 😂

  • @youdontneedtoknow106
    @youdontneedtoknow106 Год назад +1

    3:15 I NEARLY CHOKED ON MY DRINK!!!!

  • @FUBARguy107
    @FUBARguy107 Год назад +2

    "There will be conseQUENCES!"

  • @cw0lf-craz
    @cw0lf-craz 17 дней назад

    I can only imagine what the people playing this at the time were thinking then

  • @CasepbX
    @CasepbX Год назад +12

    I feel like a Bethesda ONLY games Game Fails video is warranted. It can show the same bugs throughout 4 generations of consoles lol. Although I'm guessing Morrowind videos could be tricky to find.

    • @ChrisMartin-pu6cv
      @ChrisMartin-pu6cv Год назад +1

      It's beyond me how they are still allowed to produce games when they obviously are bugged AF

  • @KabelkowyJoe
    @KabelkowyJoe Год назад +1

    5:30 What's up with these heads, Oblivion, Starfield, Cyberpunk all share same problem. I think they are using some common algorithms for every animation, engine sets point A and point B for head, and animation chosen, but there is also inertia, physics applied depending on mass of head for example, when he stretch neck one side, but there are only two points in set A and B it circles around instead go back the other direction. Just like force of inertia was higher than "force" set by animation to go back B to A.

    • @KabelkowyJoe
      @KabelkowyJoe Год назад +1

      I mean all are just matrices of transformation, i don't know much about 3D graphics, i only know that every rotation, of object, head in this example, is basically result of all vectors of object, being multiplied by matrix of desired transformation. If this is animation of rotation it meast there is set of matrices, predefined to do 360' rotation, step by step. Depending on how fast this rotation need to be, you index this set, step by step, and you limit this rotation, speed of this transformation, indexing, is controlled by simple equation, some physical rule applied, inertia, to go smoothly, if data is corrupted, head instead of being limited continue iterate trough set of transformations and rotate, normally you would have limited angle your head can turn around, but because character can rotate body in every direction, instead of transforming this set of animation matricess every time, they are indexing 180' rotation pick min, max left right index, when limit is corrupted, it looses loimit.. I totally get this idea of my ass, i "feel" in my guts that reason we see glithes is because they all use simmilar trick for better performance, all is just fine until data get corrupted, one number is lost and.. head rotate 180 iterate trough set taht was associated.

    • @Max128ping
      @Max128ping 9 месяцев назад +2

      Its called procedural animation, it's a way to combine bits of animation to become one so it's easier for developers, no need to mocap every single dialogue for every character

  • @plebeychips
    @plebeychips 5 месяцев назад

    2:36 indeed

  • @GideonGrimmGaming
    @GideonGrimmGaming Год назад

    9:50 “Sarah Morgan disliked that”

  • @Papanowel27
    @Papanowel27 Год назад

    Hell yeah EPISODES TWO !

  • @HaxAnimations360
    @HaxAnimations360 7 месяцев назад

    **Reads a book**
    “I hAtE bOoKs”

  • @benardalbert
    @benardalbert 8 месяцев назад

    i play far cry 4 , 5 and every npc who take a vehicle become a true road reapper ...

  • @Gaunter_ODimm
    @Gaunter_ODimm Год назад

    Ashley MOVE !!

  • @TyloThorn
    @TyloThorn Месяц назад

    "My duty was protecting all people of egypt..."
    TOCK* AARGH
    "... most of them anyway..."

  • @maciejadamczyk8033
    @maciejadamczyk8033 2 месяца назад

    8:40 But it's not AC Origins XD
    It's Odyssey. And the protagonist - Kassanra.

  • @NFG-Nero
    @NFG-Nero Год назад +2

    DAVEYYYY

  • @cryalot378
    @cryalot378 Год назад

    2:56 the last thing I expected to see was Michael Jackson

  • @Kids-j4u
    @Kids-j4u 6 месяцев назад

    He just spoke to bread

  • @guitarman0365
    @guitarman0365 10 месяцев назад

    0:36 likahhhh gloveah!

  • @chrisharmon1985
    @chrisharmon1985 Год назад +1

    They could never sink The Adrestia. It doesn't even physics bro

  • @1ShepardCZ
    @1ShepardCZ Год назад

    First video and... 🇨🇿 !! HEZKÝÝÝÝ!!!!
    3:50 NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!
    8:36 🇨🇿

  • @drumkombat161
    @drumkombat161 Год назад

    6:28 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tama4112
    @tama4112 Год назад

    8:19 It... can't... be!

  • @darren9819
    @darren9819 Год назад +2

    Davey how ya doin?

  • @TiagoAlvesNogueira-r3q
    @TiagoAlvesNogueira-r3q Месяц назад

    *THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES*

  • @Gerald.Roco.Almonte.Robinson
    @Gerald.Roco.Almonte.Robinson Год назад +1

    jajajajajajaja 0:55

  • @Even-z2g
    @Even-z2g Год назад

    Every action Has a equal reaction

  • @minemania2447
    @minemania2447 Год назад +2

    Thank you for giving me (what I consider to be) my big break! Hope some of my other content will be on par someday.

  • @fistofzen5923
    @fistofzen5923 Год назад +1

    Ashley look at me

  • @brentoncarlson102
    @brentoncarlson102 Год назад +3

    DAVVVEYYYY

  • @altipapillon1553
    @altipapillon1553 Год назад +1

    I think Ashley is alright

  • @GAC993
    @GAC993 Год назад +1

    Davey!

  • @TawJev
    @TawJev Год назад

    So many reprises. If we already got this point, shouldn't you consider using the clip I sent you? It's no fancy, but is something inedit.

  • @Lord-Gazimus
    @Lord-Gazimus Год назад

    Wait a minute, I've seen some of these before 🧐

  • @3dstv786
    @3dstv786 5 месяцев назад +1

    Ashley is my dream girl Leon can't have her!

  • @sparkz4555
    @sparkz4555 Год назад +1

    why is this so funny

  • @hito-sama
    @hito-sama Год назад

    "BRUH"

  • @TheDude-xp4vb
    @TheDude-xp4vb Год назад +2

    Davey!!!

  • @shawnna1398
    @shawnna1398 Год назад +3

    DAVEYY how ya doing

    • @CptnWolfe
      @CptnWolfe Год назад +2

      What the fuck, Michael, did you just jump out of a blimp?

    • @shawnna1398
      @shawnna1398 Год назад +1

      Ah yes blimp strats

  • @ThinkscapeVideo
    @ThinkscapeVideo Год назад

    Ashley!

  • @joyemwrestler
    @joyemwrestler Месяц назад

    6:02 what a racist😂

  • @galaxygamer247
    @galaxygamer247 Месяц назад

    I love how broken ubisoft games are

  • @andipajeroking
    @andipajeroking 10 месяцев назад

    Oblivion is a masterpiece.
    Gta 4 is awesome too.

  • @ballooncoast848
    @ballooncoast848 7 месяцев назад

    “ I hate books”

  • @Valteim
    @Valteim Год назад

    Hey you, Oblivion content makers.. IT'S YOUR TIME!

  • @enayes21
    @enayes21 Год назад +1

    lol the ashley part is why no one likes escort missions

  • @NazrulIslam-mw7mo
    @NazrulIslam-mw7mo Год назад

    oblivion omg XD XD

  • @Saucewarrior23
    @Saucewarrior23 Год назад

    "How you doing Davey?." 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘦 (That scene made my day lmao) 4:18

  • @JDM12983
    @JDM12983 Год назад

    Ah yes, nothing better than to show people have SERIOUS issues with they beat an NPC for being in their way for 1 second >

  • @nazonnori
    @nazonnori Год назад

    👍

  • @jaysonjubahib7098
    @jaysonjubahib7098 Год назад

    I HATE BOOKS. Same my friend.

  • @evanmeyer6296
    @evanmeyer6296 Год назад

    Lmfao🤣🤣

  • @noumanhayee8733
    @noumanhayee8733 Год назад

    I HATE GAMES.

  • @IbrahimMohamed-rs9sd
    @IbrahimMohamed-rs9sd Год назад +1

    First

  • @xxdesertstorm
    @xxdesertstorm Год назад +2

    who approved the video, you have games that aren't even the right game like RDR1 as RDR2, Farcry 4 as Farcry 5

  • @ShrimpFriedNinja
    @ShrimpFriedNinja 5 месяцев назад

    4:29 Sisyphus moment