I have an idea. 💡 Theory. I think Peter is secretly in love with Mr Ditkovich and that is why he is always late with his rent. A desperate cry for his attention. It is quite obvious once you think about it. Feal free to use it in your edits if you like it.
@@techfrank2431It could be a dangerous thing if misused. Think about all the dangerous stuff that could happen if technology like this were in the wrong hands.
"Dr Osborn the cancer treatment isn't ready! If you just give me two weeks..." "TWO WEEKS? In two weeks Peter Parker will be dead!" "But we don't even have a cancer patient" "Sometimes you gotta get cancer yourself!" -no one will ever know how much the greatest, Kindest man in the spiderverse sacrificed to try to save Peter. "Norman was a hero all along...I just couldn't see it" - JJJ
"This is actually brilliant. Peter gets cancer because he's bitten by a radioactive spider, but is finally noticed by MJ. Norman uses his riches and resources to try and save the life of his son's best friend, because he's just that much of a standup guy, sacrificing his own health and life to test an experimental treatment. No superpowers, just social commentary and raw human drama about living life with a terminal illness, sacrifice, and grief." - George Oldsterd, TRN I'd legit watch this movie.
As someone with Stage 4 cancer who has undergone chemo and radiation treatment, this hits hard and makes me laugh. I had the worst kind of chemo called the Red Devil. That stuff is like having a horrible hangover after a hard night of drinking with Death. Thankfully nothing new is growing.
@@Trainer_Steve LOL, oh no, the Chemo hit harder than the cancer. I mean the new about how rare it is, losing my foot, and it going to my lungs hit..l but I'd take the news over the Chemo any day!
The kindness and love that Norman Osborn has for Peter that he's willing to risk his own life just for the potential chance at Saving Peter Parkers. if only he had a real son he could show that love to...
In a way he rushed the experimental green goblin serum because he was afraid that Harry would get the same degenerative disease that led to his irreversible multiple personality disorder. It's a 1 to 1 parallel to the video except instead of doing it for Peter he did it for his son
@@Twist400 Exactly. I agree. Just think about all the false claims and slander people can cook up just to ruin someone's career or image.--- "HEY, THIS CELEB SAID SOMETHING RACIST. I HAVE IT ON RECORDING." *AI voice recirding.*
I can't get over how wholesome it is that Norman is so desperate to cure Peter that he willingly gets cancer to test his treatment. Yeah, he dies, but it's still wholesome.
Okay, it actually makes sense that a RADIOACTIVE spider would give someone cancer. Also the fact that he sacrificed himself to try and save Peter was pretty super noble. Until it cut to the graves and I laughed out loud.
Part 2 here: ruclips.net/video/gtO4X-K1cmk/видео.html
I have an idea. 💡 Theory. I think Peter is secretly in love with Mr Ditkovich and that is why he is always late with his rent. A desperate cry for his attention. It is quite obvious once you think about it. Feal free to use it in your edits if you like it.
Thanks 😢
how do you make peter pakar’s AI voice?
teach me please.
how is there a part 2 if he died
"Sometimes...
you gotta get cancer yourself."
😆
With no power, comes no responsibility.
~Uncle Ben~
Harry, HARRY, It's time to cook the meth
What a great life motto
@@sierrathebarbiehey babe....let me eat your tuna!
What a great motto
My life explained
Norman Osborn is actually the hero here.
*p
Norman assporn*
You mean Norman As*p*rn ? 😂😂
Almost
Norman assporn
Peter:"You got cancer at my age?"
Uncle Ben:"No, I didn't get cancer but..." 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
"Norman Assporn" got me dead fr ☠️
Lmao
We don't know how much he sacrificed
@@uveshpanja6293 thank god you are still alive
@@RADEET.OFFICIAL not anymore
@@AnwerParvez-i7s ayy what do you mean 🧐
Cancer-Man Far from the cure
Cancer-man no way to cure
Cancer-man deathcoming
Cancer-Man Into the Cancerverse
@@shinsenshogun900😂😂 what would their names be hi I am testicular cancer man this is skin cancer man and this is lung cancer man
Spiderman Endgame
“Sometimes, you gotta get cancer yourself”. That’s one hell of an inspirational quote.
Brought you by pfizer
🤣🤣🤣
Underrated comment
What I say before entering R/Batmanarkham
It's cancerin' time!
The AI dialog is getting scary good
it's over
@@Koozwad you have the high ground?
Thats good. At least it's less editing now and less stressful work to make it better. Depending on the person that uses it of course.
@@techfrank2431It could be a dangerous thing if misused. Think about all the dangerous stuff that could happen if technology like this were in the wrong hands.
@@theintrovertedaspie9095 it already is accessible to the wrong hands
1:02 Norman trying to save Peter is actually wholesome. But consideirng this was before he -gave himself cancer- had the serum, it makes sense.
RIP Norman Assporn, gave his life trying to find a way to fight cancer for Peter, but 1 day cancer is just too strong...
"Assporn"?? Bro what 💀
@@karansahu342 See the video again, i think you didnt pay attention.
The Human Spider really did him dirty. The man sacrificed his health and life to save Peter!
@@karansahu342Bro watched Coco melon and reached here
@@Golecom2 ah mb bro I just saw it 💀
'With no power, comes no responsibility' is gonna be my new life motto.
Peter gets a lot of bullying
😂😂😂
Oh man, when I heard that line I instantly thought of all the things that Spider-Man gunman horny man etc would do 😂😂
Simply skip paying your electricity bills, soon you'll have no power.
@@kamalaparkerballs now this is creative
"You know, I have something of a cancer myself"
🫂
Not funny
@@lesliejamesgilbertbyrne6448 if you're getting offended by this, you're on the wrong channel 😂
@@TheDepressedMemeCat get a life its not funny
BRUH THATS NOT FUNNY
“Thank god your still alive”
“Not anymore lol”
💀 💀 💀
We don't know how much he sacrificed
Dark humor
1:07 “I’m something of a patient myself.”
Impressive 💀
"We don't know how much he sacrificed " nice one 😅
It's nice to see Osborn risking his life to test the cancer cure for Peter. 😂
Nah he gave himself cancer to test the cancer cure later. But insta-died from the cancer he gave himself. Wild dude.
*Assporn
Kind of wholesome how the Osborn family tried to save him.
Not even his fathers death was going to stop Harry from curing cancer. He was going to stop at nothing to save his friend.
It's Norman *Assporn
assporn family
I think u meant assporn
"Dr Osborn the cancer treatment isn't ready! If you just give me two weeks..."
"TWO WEEKS? In two weeks Peter Parker will be dead!"
"But we don't even have a cancer patient"
"Sometimes you gotta get cancer yourself!"
-no one will ever know how much the greatest, Kindest man in the spiderverse sacrificed to try to save Peter.
"Norman was a hero all along...I just couldn't see it" - JJJ
OSCORP became CANCERCORP
0:56 that scene got so moving. Rest in peace Dr.Assporn, you were a great something of a scientist. Respect.
LMAAAAAAOOOO
"This is actually brilliant. Peter gets cancer because he's bitten by a radioactive spider, but is finally noticed by MJ. Norman uses his riches and resources to try and save the life of his son's best friend, because he's just that much of a standup guy, sacrificing his own health and life to test an experimental treatment. No superpowers, just social commentary and raw human drama about living life with a terminal illness, sacrifice, and grief."
- George Oldsterd, TRN
I'd legit watch this movie.
It would have been a great Movie/Film if it was made real.
"with great cancer, comes great hair loss"
- Evil Norman Assporn, 2002
Chemo causes hair loss. Cancer doesn't.
Norman Assporn 🤨📸
That’s a funny😂
Holly shitt if that had only been added 😂
dark joke/humor 😂😂
Norman assporn is such a good guy, he try to save peter
Rip to the people who have passed away from cancer
And Harry swears on his father's grave that cancer will pay.
_"Sometimes, You gotta get cancer yourself."_ is just so oddly quotable.
Best line of the century, I will be honest.
Cancer-Man, Cancer-Man, does what ever a man with cancer can
😂
🤣
Which… isn’t a whole lot unfortunately :(
Except for the cure
DESTROYING CELLS, REMOVING HAIR
TURNS TO BALD WITH SOME RADIATION GLARE🤣
As someone with Stage 4 cancer who has undergone chemo and radiation treatment, this hits hard and makes me laugh.
I had the worst kind of chemo called the Red Devil. That stuff is like having a horrible hangover after a hard night of drinking with Death.
Thankfully nothing new is growing.
🎉🙏
Did it hit as hard as the *cancer* did?
Thankfully it was the Red Devil, not the Green Goblin...
Damn. Well keep on fighting my friend, and stay safe! ❤
@@Trainer_Steve LOL, oh no, the Chemo hit harder than the cancer. I mean the new about how rare it is, losing my foot, and it going to my lungs hit..l but I'd take the news over the Chemo any day!
The kindness and love that Norman Osborn has for Peter that he's willing to risk his own life just for the potential chance at Saving Peter Parkers.
if only he had a real son he could show that love to...
Norman *Assporn
In a way he rushed the experimental green goblin serum because he was afraid that Harry would get the same degenerative disease that led to his irreversible multiple personality disorder. It's a 1 to 1 parallel to the video except instead of doing it for Peter he did it for his son
Peter: "I got cancer"
*Awkwardness intensifies*
Harry: "you're looking for a job right"😂😂
I looked up “What if the radioactive spider killed Peter Parker”
This was close enough
I swear, this AI is sounding better that it's scaring me how accurate it is.
Why is it scaring you?
@@theintrovertedaspie9095 Because AI is sounding more accurate to humans...?
@@Twist400 Exactly. I agree. Just think about all the false claims and slander people can cook up just to ruin someone's career or image.--- "HEY, THIS CELEB SAID SOMETHING RACIST. I HAVE IT ON RECORDING." *AI voice recirding.*
Cancer-Man
You mean Dead pool?
@@0xVlad He is Marvel Jesus.
And Spider are from what?@@pk2011666666
That’s a breaking bad episode name
Peter gets a lot of bullying
Osborn was such a W, He wanted to save Peter no matter the cost
Thats "assporn" to u sir🤣🤣
yea who is this oSbOrN
@@theculturedgentleman3699 🤣
Not even death was going to stop him from curing Peter and cancer.
We don't know how much he sacrificed
Ngl Norman actually dying to save Peter was so wholesome
Couldn't imagine the amount of laughter you had when you were creating these
1:14 “We don’t know how much he sacrificed”
That line sent me 😂
1:24 NOOOOO
I can't get over how wholesome it is that Norman is so desperate to cure Peter that he willingly gets cancer to test his treatment. Yeah, he dies, but it's still wholesome.
This is what actually happens when you are bitten by a radioactive spider.
But out of 1 in a million cancer verses, there comes 1 spider man.
You just straight up become caillou?
I've got cancer and this is both hilarious and relatable. The other cancer patients and their families in my ward look mega offended though.
It's so strangely heartwarming to see mr. Osborn sacrificing his life to help Peter 😌
0:32 "With no power, comes no responsibility." - Uncle Ben, 2002
Except that wasn't true.
Okay, it actually makes sense that a RADIOACTIVE spider would give someone cancer.
Also the fact that he sacrificed himself to try and save Peter was pretty super noble.
Until it cut to the graves and I laughed out loud.
A radioactive spider wouldn't contain enough radiation to do anything except die.
1:14 "Norman Assporn" 😂
Me who have cancer but already under surgery treatment and chemo treatment when watching this:
you’re a legend
Hope treatment goes well 🙏
You are a warrior.
“Norman Assporn”
“We don’t know how much he sacrificed”
I’m cooked 😂😂😂😂😂
Peter- I have cancer
Norman- impressive, your parents must be very proud
What. 😂
you know, I'm something of a cancer myself
"With no power, comes no responsibility" I live by these words on a daily basis.
Doctor - “Peter, due to a spider bite, you have cancer.”
Peter - “No. You can’t do this to me. YOU KNOW I WANT TO LIVE MY WHOLE LIFE !!!!!! 😭😭😭😭”
I mean in the comics the Spider that bit Peter was radioactive, so Peter getting cancer dose make sense realistically
I love this RUclips channel. It should be up and running forever.
1:23 He dead.
😂😂😂 got me laughing 😭🤣🤣
No power, no responsibility
- Uncle Ben
0:31
It’s actually pretty profound how this statement is true.
Peter: You Know the Business and I know the chemistry!
Norman: You Wanna Cook Krystal Meth?
Doctor: "You have cancer"
Peter: "How did that get in there?"
I had cancer... and this is FUNNY as hell!!! Thank you!
"I missed the part where cancer is my problem lol"
"Gotta put cancer in your eye." - Cancer-man
BONE CANCER IS REAAAAAADY
There's no Spider-Man, there is only Cancer-Man
Cancer-Man is canon now...
Want treatment?
Get chemotherapy.
Nah bro that sh1t is rigged to fail. Plenty of alternative treatments(alkaline and sound therapy for example) but they have to be done correctly.
Normally these are garbage but my god you edited these together so seamlessly so flawlessly I actually lost my shit laughing
My first genuine laugh of the day. Thanks :) i needed that.
i want "not anymore lol" written on my gravestone
"you have no hair, i didnt notice without your glasses"
is something i never expected to hear in my life
0:07 this is so fucking sad bro 😢😢
This is the exact moment when Peter Parker became Cancer Man, bravo Vince
Lol, the immediate "not anymore..."
Imagine dying and your grave says:lol:💀 that's sad bro
" Norman Assporn " caught me dead💀
my man lookin' good, like tom hanks in philadelphia good
"Misery misery misery. Thats what you've chosen. I offered you cancer and you spat in my face."
When the spider is realistically radioactive.
Something wholesome about Osborn trying to save Peter
Bro the voice in this is so clean 💀
ai
1:14 I lost on "Norman AssPorn" 😂😂😂😂😂
Norman Ashcorn really tried and actually came as a good person...
he came?
"hey son i going for the search of cancer cure,you want anything?"
Norman just dying after expecting him to save Peter made me lmao
With no power, comes no responsibility. Lol
At least Peter didn't start cooking meth
BRO COOKED
His face after MJ says : You just got cancer?” 😂😂😂
Spiderman but cancer has spiderman
"Norman assporn, we don't know how much he sacrificed" got me dying 💀💀💀
"Peter Parker, Not anymore, lol"
Voice lines are pretty damn good. Cancer is so sad man
Man what a hero. Norman was so self sacrificing just to cure cancer
Norman was actually the good guy here even wanting to give himself cancer to make sure the cure works on his son's best friend
Honestly Norman trying to make experimental cancer treatments to cure Peter Parker is actually really wholesome
0:22 the best
Miguel: stop spider man!
Every spider man: you? You? You?
Miguel: Peter, the bald one!
Every Spiderman : which one the one with cancer or the one who shaved his head
now, this is a realistic story!
Norman sacrificing himself so he can cure peter was such a heroic scene
0:46 "I was bitten by a spider and got cancer". A dreaded disease but sounded cute when he said it lol 🤣
"With no power comes no responsibility." Straight up the entire 2020's.
Harry... WE HAVE TO COOK
“You just got cancer” 💀💀💀
Parker: 🥴🥴
"With no power, comes no responsibility."
Uncle Ben-
“ Sometimes, you gotta get cancer yourself “ spoken like a true alpha
0:22 Peter has hair.
0:08 in mirror reflection part too xd
Can you cure me in advance?
Pharmaceutical companies: *Jameson laugh* you serious? Get out! I need that money!
"The power of disease in the palm of my hand"
_Bald Parker_
Norman Assporn is wild.
"Sometimes, you gotta get cancer yourself" lol