J.J already having a big nose and uncle Ben flipping off aunt May is funny, it's even better with the video description "With great lies come great nose".
1:45 is not necessarily a lie. Harry might have really thought that. Also, JJJ isn't lying about Spider-Man being a vigilante, because that's literally what Spider-Man is.
I love the part when Peter said it's *"Pinocchio time"* and proceed to Pinocchio all over the place😂 1:38 Awww what a wholesome way to say goodbye. I love old couples xD Why their nose got longer when they lied? Guess nobody _nose_
Part 2 here: ruclips.net/video/g49KKivSFoU/видео.html
I love how Norman’s nose stays the same when he says work was murder 😂😂
Green Gocchio
@Empty, what the hell.
@EmptyMT0 the fk
@@themememaster423 What did he say?
@@daplayer1098 just read his comment backwards lol
Uncle Ben giving Aunt May the finger completely caught me off guard. 😂😂
Me too🤣🤣🤣
I became weak too 😂
Best part, insanely outstanding joke
Lul, me too
dude I had to pause and laugh lmao
This is even better than Disney's live action version of Pinocchio
"Do you like roblox?"
@@flameys_runeetomarvelguy *Y e s*
Very, very true
That isn’t a very hard task
The turd I left in the toilet just now is better.
This dude has worked on these movies more than Sam Raimi himself.
Bruh!
😐
He is SAM RAIMI
* Dramatic music *
@@alessandrocwilliam AND SAM RAIMI IS THE HUMAN SPIDER!!! * More dramatic music *
Uncle Ben sticking the birdie at Aunt Mae caught me off guard 😂😂
Didn't even notice
Same
Same that was hilarious
Best part of this video in my opinion.
With great marriage comes great resentment
wait you mean that doesn't actually happen in the movie
I like that Norman Osborne's nose didn't get bigger when he said he's late because work was murder.
Because work really is a murder 😂
Good catch
Well he wasn't lying lol
Indeed.
@@JDJoshofficial Then why show it in the video?
Aunt May:- He was a lovely man.
Also uncle Ben:- 1:37
I dont know why i laughed at this so much
Go on. Go go go go. 🖕
The funniest part is that it's exactly what a cool, chill and good grandpa might do as a joke with his s.o. since he feels so comfortable with them.
Bro rlly said: gogogogog
The human spider never, NEVER disappoints.
@Empty fbi open the door ,💀
*nose grows*
@@Acesahn Lmao
His nose should have grown more when he said “that’s impossible”
He was telling the true in that moment.
Its impossible to make her look ugly when she's already ugly
*_The Human Spider: I missed the part where that's my problem_*
@@TheHumanSpiderr а будет вместо мери джейн мужик? Ну типа геи?
@@TheHumanSpiderr chad response
I lost it when Jameson's nose was already long. We knew he knew Spider-Man was a hero.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was the one nose I didn’t want longer
3:27
Osborn:''Peter, don't tell Harry''
Peter:''OK''
*nose getting longer*
Let me do it for you 🤥😔
Me: "How's it going with the pin?"
Human Spider: "Why so interested?"
Me: "I'm not"
*my nose proceeds to betray me*
🤥
🤡
@@pain00077 🤥
Proceeds to lick own genitalia.. .
🤥
Those jiggle physics were more amazing than the other kind of jiggle physics
What's the other kind?
@@sigmathanos5030 the tall inflatable tube guys you see outside of stores
Pyra & Mythra in Smash Ultimate
Kind of gross too.
@@ptolemeeselenion1542 What is?
1:03 I love how his nose grows when he says mj’s perfect in the school plays but doesn’t grow more when he says he cried when the first time
He could he crying for watching her cringe.
Damn, even the glider's nose grew when Norman said "I could never hurt you..."
Underrated comment.
lol
Norman saying “work was murder” and his nose not growing 😂😂😂 that was golden
Omg the uncle Ben scene had me rolling 🤣
2:22 "Work was murder"
Well technically that statement is true so I guess his nose stays the same.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:50 harry's kiss got rejected and his long nose dangling lmao
I'd like to have a relationship like Uncle Ben and Aunt May's, complete with a middle finger and a smile.
1:36 “gogogogogo” *flips of aunt may* I lost it 😂
1:39 was so uncalled for 😂
MJ: Do You Love Me
Peter:Yeah i do
**Nose grows till it reaches space**
Bully Maguire
I was hoping his nose would just get longer with every lie he tells throughout the movie, so that by the end he’s got a 20 foot nose lol
My heart dropped for a moment at 1:12 😭💀
Jumpscare?
AWOOP JUMPSCARE!😂
Holy Shi-
Lol me too, I thought my heart was going to explode at that sudden noise
My body took a screenshot 💀
Anyone else get absolutely jumpscared at 1:12? Fucking scared the life out of me💀
Yes
*With great lies comes great nose*
~The human spider
1:56 That reveal! I can't! 😂
Ikr😂🤣
2:54 It doesn't bother me at all that Peter has normal nose in this scene.
*WHEEEES*
And of course, if Peter lies with his Spider-Man mask on, his nose would just rip right through😂
2:59 it's funny because there's no music at all
Notice how when Osborne said ,"sorry I'm late ,work was murder", his nose didn't get long.
40,000 years of evolution and we barely even tapped the vastness of Pinocchio-man’s big nose
J.J already having a big nose and uncle Ben flipping off aunt May is funny, it's even better with the video description
"With great lies come great nose".
"don't make me look ugly"
"that's impossible"
*nose grows*
Uncle Ben flipping off Aunt May was hilarious 😂
1:45 is not necessarily a lie. Harry might have really thought that. Also, JJJ isn't lying about Spider-Man being a vigilante, because that's literally what Spider-Man is.
But at the start JJJ said He is criminal, which Spiderman isn't
JJJ isn’t lying, he really believes that. His nose is long because he told a lie earlier. Notice how we don’t hear it grow
The news can have some lies mixed in, so JJJ having a long nose from the start kinda makes sense.
@@blockman3508Are you suggesting that you can’t believe a lie? Lies and beliefs are not mutually exclusive. Therefore, JJJ is still lying.
Pinocchio-man 2 would be on a whole new level
Am I the only one who was expecting JJJ’s nose to be so long it’s enough to build a bridge ?
0:13 it is impossible that his no didn't got bigger here
Iz weawy improswible thet he no dednt got begger hear
Intro Starts: 0:18 Mamadoitforyou
me: what lol hahaha
🤥🤥
1:37 Best moment of the video, Uncle Ben flipping the bird to Aunt May
The timing everytime it transitions between scenes is hilarious 👌
When Ben flipped off May 🤣🤣🤣
2:28 : Ash Williams joins the conversation and throws a knife at Osborne 's head when he finds out it's spiderman.
Even in a meme 1:13 manages to scare the actual shit out of me
You just can't take him seriously when he says "Back to formula??!?" 0:45
Omg the way it wobbles like that 🤣🤣
And when he flipped her off lmao. Brilliant!
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you!
I love the part when Peter said it's *"Pinocchio time"* and proceed to Pinocchio all over the place😂
1:38 Awww what a wholesome way to say goodbye. I love old couples xD
Why their nose got longer when they lied? Guess nobody _nose_
Uncle Ben’s middle finger to Aunt May was just perfect, I pissed my wife off laughing
Uncle Ben flipping off aunt may was fkn prime 😆
I feel like I'm more impressed by how well the background music was removed!
That intro I swear it had me dying
0:38, but when Dr. Osborn said that it was true
MJ : Don't ever lie to me again, petehh!!
Peter : I never lie, MJ.
*Peter's nose grew taller.*
I find it funny how whenever each character's nose would grow long it also wiggles around. 😂
The Norman Osbourne clip where he had a flash back scared the shit out of me. Bravo on the jump scare, ass.
This guy never let's us down
The fact that they wiggle is so anatomically correct since nose is made of cartilage
Love your work here my man
When uncle gives aunt the finger.. *chefs kiss*
He slowly becoming Nose Parker
1:38 I like how uncle ben randomly just showed a middle finger to aunt may
Damn Disney's new Pinocchio movie be looking real good 🤣🤣
this level of humor is priceless!
"With great lies, comes great noss"
-Unkel bEn
Creating original content from these movies is really impressive tbh🔥
1:38 bruh that caught me so off guard its literally comedy gold bro
You never run out of ideas 😂
Love you man. No homo of course.
1:10 He wasn't lying because Norman and Green Goblin are split personalities; Norman has no memeories of what the Goblin does.
*40 thousand years of evolution and we barely even tapped the vastness of Peter's lying ability.*
1:15 he actually didn't remember all that happening
The Pinocchio-Man theme is such a hit!
That wobbly nose was brilliant!
When Uncle Ben flipped Aunt May I cracked
Nice vid :D
The human spider always makes my day 100 times better.
Absolutely LOVE these videos. Hahahah!
This is such a wild concept and I love it
1:38 took me off guard. 🤣🤣🤣
Why couldn't Pinocchio's nose ever grow to be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot 🤣
I love how mary jane and aunt may were the only ones who didn't lie through this whole thing
This is the first time I notice Norman hits on the groin in their last fight.
1:37
This killed me..💀
Uncle Ben giving Aunt May the finger was just superb.🔥🔥 had to pause to laugh
Spiderman: a world full of lies
2:20 THE ATTENTION TO DETAIL👌
Wasn't expecting 1:38 🤣
This guy has never runs out his idea! 🤣
Uncle Ben flips the finger on Aunt May. That was unexpected but funny.
Peter: "You know, am something of a long nose myself"
Norman: "no, not exactly"
Peter: "Your is fucked"
Norman: "Pet...Don't tell Harry..."
nice spelling
good good grammars
0:07 that is not a lie silly!!!!!
totally is.
he doesn't want a pic of a student
he wants a pic of her...
Uncle ben flipping off aunt may 🤣🤣🤣
I like the fact that when Norman says work was murder his nose doesn't change, RIP Dr. Stromm
1:38 Bro wth 😅
Uncle Ben giving the middle finger to Aunt May 🤣🤣🤣
I lost it when uncle Ben flipped off aunt May
The name Pinocchio reminds me of our Childhood.How glorious those days was!
Great work as always Human Spider !
I'm really sick at the moment and I binge watch your videos. They are the best medicine.
You're a comedy genius.