Spider-Man but he has diarrhea

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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
  • Instead of webs, he shoots poop

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  • @TheCAFProduction
    @TheCAFProduction Год назад +2667

    Diarrhea can really leave one pinned to the toilet.

  • @ArtOfLife777
    @ArtOfLife777 Год назад +1666

    "I'm gonna put some diarrhea in your eyes"
    - Bully Maguire

    • @BlueMonster6279
      @BlueMonster6279 Год назад

      More like sh1t

    • @silverev
      @silverev Год назад +12

      99 likes? Lemme fix it

    • @SSGeorgie
      @SSGeorgie Год назад +30

      - Soiled Maguire

    • @jimk9314
      @jimk9314 Год назад +18

      Perfectly bowelanced...as all things should be.😊

    • @MrMegamike2k
      @MrMegamike2k Год назад +3

      ​@@jimk9314multiverse be like.....

  • @oliverjohnson1406
    @oliverjohnson1406 Год назад +198

    "You smell like shit, man"
    "I miss the part where that's my problem". This got me. 🤣😂

  • @randomperson3935
    @randomperson3935 Год назад +1528

    I absolutely love it at 1:14 that when JJJ was looking at the crap pictures, his lines fitted so damn well HAHAHAHA
    😂

    • @mad_titanthanos
      @mad_titanthanos Год назад +33

      He also steps into it

    • @hugoAisPlaying
      @hugoAisPlaying Год назад +29

      The video was a bit weird but it was funny

    • @assman6709
      @assman6709 Год назад +21

      crap crap mega crap😂😂

    • @jonlima9897
      @jonlima9897 Год назад +16

      "I'll give you 300 Bucks for all of them"

    • @thelonewolf70x7
      @thelonewolf70x7 Год назад +6

      "He stinks, I don't like him!" Well...

  • @alimosaad4809
    @alimosaad4809 Год назад +534

    2:31 That stepping on the shid sound effect was on point.😂

    • @Nice_Boat
      @Nice_Boat Год назад +42

      Why he stepped on it tho he already saw it 😂😂😂😂

    • @alimosaad4809
      @alimosaad4809 Год назад +41

      @@Nice_Boat looks like he is into that stuff 🙄

    • @ad4762
      @ad4762 Год назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂Omg

    • @sinocutar5193
      @sinocutar5193 Год назад

      @@Nice_Boat because you should know, he's something of a shyit himself.

    • @Aidan-wise2009
      @Aidan-wise2009 Год назад

      @@alimosaad4809he will get him for this

  • @eternalgroundpounder2229
    @eternalgroundpounder2229 Год назад +1520

    Funny how Peter still complains about the pay not being enough when all he did was taking pictures of literal crap for JK lmao

  • @DualDier
    @DualDier Год назад +1771

    The part where Norman steps in the poop and where Peter says "Oh, it's nothing." were absolute gold.

    • @marco.eckstein
      @marco.eckstein Год назад +17

      I missed the part where that's... happening. ^^ Timestamp?

    • @danic2795
      @danic2795 Год назад +8

      ​@@marco.ecksteinstarting 2:28

    • @wheezerYT
      @wheezerYT Год назад +13

      And the >SQUISH< was well-placed by The Human Spider.

    • @thelonewolf70x7
      @thelonewolf70x7 Год назад +6

      Milhouse: It smells funny in here...
      Homer: No, it's doesn't. 🙂

    • @alexpowers5117
      @alexpowers5117 Год назад +4

      Norman: impressive

  • @abhijeetdange3947
    @abhijeetdange3947 Год назад +342

    He just wants to put some shit in your eyes 😂😂😂

    • @marco.eckstein
      @marco.eckstein Год назад +15

      Damn, that would have been the icing on the turd... ehm, cake.

    • @ZK-fp7wd
      @ZK-fp7wd Год назад +6

      Id like to see that in spiderman 3 but he has diarrhea if he ever makes it 😂

    • @MountainClimber247
      @MountainClimber247 Год назад +1

      @@ZK-fp7wd In the third film, he gonna have triple diarrhea

  • @Toastmaster_5000
    @Toastmaster_5000 Год назад +245

    Norman stepping on the turd was such a great added detail.

  • @DNPstuffs2353
    @DNPstuffs2353 Год назад +380

    Now this is the most relatable superhero origin story in human kind.

  • @spongebread
    @spongebread Год назад +605

    I love how when Norman turned around he saw a bunch of poop 😂

  • @jonalee5262
    @jonalee5262 Год назад +102

    1:36 That is one deadly weapon that can deter even the most evil supervillains

  • @tailtactics1681
    @tailtactics1681 Год назад +93

    The fact "He stinks and I don't like him" was the exact phrase in the original and fits so perfectly in this context is hilarious to me

    • @tailtactics1681
      @tailtactics1681 Год назад +14

      Actually there are a few times the original fit this context.. the "crap, crap, mega crap" from Jameson seeing photos of literal crap was top notch

  • @ReykGT
    @ReykGT Год назад +364

    1:37 got me 😂😂😂😂

    • @katboi7140
      @katboi7140 Год назад +7

      Same I've cried and laughed at the same time at that scene lol

    • @u.sgrant7526
      @u.sgrant7526 Год назад +3

      probably my favorite scene on this channel

    • @b.r.fowler785
      @b.r.fowler785 Год назад +2

      Ironic, because Willem Dafoe’s character in _The Lighthouse_ farted multiple times during the movie. 😂🤣

    • @gamervet4760
      @gamervet4760 Год назад +2

      Shit-Man's nervous farts stink worse than his costumed farts. At least, that's what I've gathered. Though I feel like Norman should've told Harry to play with Pete's poop and then broom it fast. Might just be me, though. 😝

    • @jasmineflower2888
      @jasmineflower2888 Год назад +5

      1:36

  • @McLaineAC
    @McLaineAC Год назад +139

    1:35 HAD ME DYIN😂😂😂

  • @martinusdimar3015
    @martinusdimar3015 Год назад +71

    Once again, another masterpiece by the human spider and part that make me rolling is 1:31 🤣🤣

  • @maxxgunner5573
    @maxxgunner5573 Год назад +91

    0:10 “You won’t have a bite?”
    0:11 “No thanks, had a bite…”
    Holy crud. Literally. 😂 😆🤣

    • @or6567ange
      @or6567ange 2 месяца назад +1

      Taco Bell (cough)

    • @maxxgunner5573
      @maxxgunner5573 2 месяца назад +1

      @@or6567ange Wendy's (cough)

  • @MegaBB1234567
    @MegaBB1234567 Год назад +439

    2:46 this entire scene killed me 😭😭

    • @Aidan-wise2009
      @Aidan-wise2009 Год назад +15

      2:46

    • @theBeT95
      @theBeT95 Год назад

      It smells like shit here 🤣

    • @lonlonpow1039
      @lonlonpow1039 Год назад +21

      Norman's face fitted well 😂😂😂

    • @banderas2000
      @banderas2000 Год назад

      It smells like 💩 here

    • @garciasymbiote3799
      @garciasymbiote3799 Месяц назад +1

      I love how in the original context Norman is the one that seems weird & inappropriate for leaving, but in this context, Harry, MJ & Aunt May are the one that are weird for looking surprised & asking why he's leaving, like Norman is the one that is actually sane😂 I love it

  • @allurisiddarth1481
    @allurisiddarth1481 Год назад +90

    2:30 normen sacrificed so much that he don't care even if stepped on a pop 😂

    • @Fireboy267.
      @Fireboy267. 11 месяцев назад +3

      *poop not pop

    • @YuraOlsen
      @YuraOlsen 9 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@Fireboy267. Same shit

    • @erikwebber6038
      @erikwebber6038 3 месяца назад

      Not Norman, hes the Green Piss-Stain

  • @The_Quiet_Kiddo
    @The_Quiet_Kiddo Год назад +83

    2:32 OMG Norman stepped on it 😂😂

  • @exmodeus
    @exmodeus Год назад +180

    Peter: how does my poop smells like?
    Harry: hmm.. strawberries 😋

  • @dhananjaydahariya576
    @dhananjaydahariya576 Год назад +40

    2:20 Norman just turn around and saw poop and stepped on it.

  • @Acc-nt5dp
    @Acc-nt5dp Год назад +276

    It's crazy that Charles Mcgill smelled that shit across the multiverse.

    • @username1660
      @username1660 Год назад +33

      He couldn't just ignore the amount of chicanery that was on display

    • @Aidan-wise2009
      @Aidan-wise2009 Год назад +1

      @@username1660nice display

    • @guillermojacum7014
      @guillermojacum7014 Год назад +7

      That's why Chuck McGill suffered from electromagnetic hypersensitivity. Now everything makes sense. Jimmy was completely unaware of this.

    • @Acc-nt5dp
      @Acc-nt5dp Год назад +9

      @@guillermojacum7014 Yes, this theory also explains why he was overall a shitty person too. Poor Jimmy...

    • @guillermojacum7014
      @guillermojacum7014 Год назад +1

      @@Acc-nt5dp LMFAO

  • @mysticblaze4088
    @mysticblaze4088 Год назад +75

    It’s official. This man will never run out of ideas

  • @Hewbroc
    @Hewbroc Год назад +109

    1:45 got me good. I just imagine Peter upstairs in the bathroom trying to be discreet but can't help how violent his diarrhea is. There's something hilarious about a formal holiday event that's rudely interrupted by the most scorching wet ass blast coming from upstairs.

  • @princemjbp695
    @princemjbp695 Год назад +29

    0:40 I saw that Amazing Shit-man coming from a mile away

  • @housetraitor4806
    @housetraitor4806 Год назад +22

    Green Goblin flying away after the fart sent me lol I haven’t laughed like that in months

  • @rasiyaraj4553
    @rasiyaraj4553 Год назад +37

    Its amazing how he can make so many memes with just these 3 films .

  • @ISAACHALLEY3000
    @ISAACHALLEY3000 Год назад +43

    2:25 i was expecting some diarrhea avalanche right on his face XD

  • @Abdousjh
    @Abdousjh Год назад +47

    2:56 brooo 💀

  • @tdc8401
    @tdc8401 6 месяцев назад +12

    0:25 i have never laughed so hard in my life

  • @hakkanoodle8037
    @hakkanoodle8037 Год назад +21

    That part with Norman is gold, haven't laughed so hard in a while 😂

  • @dogeandty
    @dogeandty Год назад +66

    0:18 This was so funny! 😂

    • @TheJoe971
      @TheJoe971 2 месяца назад

      Sometimes that's how it feels fr

  • @lisey90
    @lisey90 Год назад +8

    The sound just after she hopes he hasn't forgotten the cranberry sauce is the single funniest thing I've ever seen. Bravo.

  • @PedroVictorPegoPego
    @PedroVictorPegoPego Год назад +32

    0:52 I missed the part where that's my problem.

  • @mxclouds8641
    @mxclouds8641 Год назад +11

    What a masterpeice, these are all absolutely legendary.

  • @adityapnair5515
    @adityapnair5515 Год назад +36

    This just shows that the average man if he tries just hard enough can be the most powerful Human Fe.. Shit Man.

  • @zayedemon7924
    @zayedemon7924 Год назад +99

    Green goblin running away was hella funny🤣

  • @AndersonMallony-EricCF
    @AndersonMallony-EricCF Год назад +19

    2:00 the scene from the SM parody ('SuperHero Movie' or something) 😂

  • @quarryspanish
    @quarryspanish Год назад +30

    I laughed so hard at 1:24 😂😂 couldn't breathe my guy

  • @ragmanv420
    @ragmanv420 Год назад +257

    ‘you smell like shit, man!’
    ‘I missed the part where that’s *my* problem’
    this makes so much sense

  • @grass7864
    @grass7864 Год назад +13

    I like how The Human Spider feels the need to keep the narrative consistent, despite how ridiculous this premise is. Like he actually made it so Peter caught the stomach flu by falling in shit on the bus 😂

  • @davit2155
    @davit2155 Год назад +29

    "with great power, comes great diarrhea"
    - uncle ben

  • @new-bp6ix
    @new-bp6ix 10 месяцев назад +6

    Finally a good reason to leave the dinner table

  • @stuhff8169
    @stuhff8169 Год назад +26

    1:34- This scene got me dead💀💀💀

  • @sabir_raiyan
    @sabir_raiyan Год назад +17

    0:03 I ACTUALLY SAID EWW OUT LOUD😱😭💀🤮.
    WHY DOES IT LOOK SO SQUISHY AND REALISTIC..
    why did my lips feel it..💀☠
    I was here before this video got a thousand likes.

    • @SteelWingMaster_
      @SteelWingMaster_ Год назад

      WHY THE FUCK DO U HAVE A TONGUE STICKING OUT EMOJI NAHH BROS SPED

  • @TheShut1
    @TheShut1 Год назад +18

    1:02 Missed an opportunity to change the text into "Gunmen Found Trapped in Poo" but otherwise another funny video, as always.

  • @ceadvin3767
    @ceadvin3767 Год назад +22

    2:12 this scene reminded me of the superhero movie

  • @gamerkhang0
    @gamerkhang0 Год назад +21

    Watching this during breakfast was one of the worst decisions I could have made 😅

  • @kotikvtapkah
    @kotikvtapkah Год назад +22

    0:31 Remi Gaillard Pigeon prank 😅😅😅

  • @MRZAIPIN4525
    @MRZAIPIN4525 Год назад +3

    Spiderman if he accidentally ate the radioactive Spider💀

  • @fudloppy2
    @fudloppy2 Год назад +40

    Absolute masterpiece once again 😂😂😂

  • @sarammathomas2635
    @sarammathomas2635 Год назад +12

    2:30 The sound of stepping on the poop is just lit😂😂. Great Work!!

  • @niranjanbhondave2125
    @niranjanbhondave2125 Год назад +2

    Matt Murdock defending Shit-Man against Chuck McGill at 1:07 be like😂

  • @hugoAisPlaying
    @hugoAisPlaying Год назад +10

    Spiderpoop spiderpoop can do what ever a spider can 😂

  • @bootstrapbaron2931
    @bootstrapbaron2931 9 месяцев назад +12

    1:30 The part where Gobby's speaking and Peter just farts and he flies away really got me good....😂😂😂

  • @idk82929
    @idk82929 Год назад +4

    “If you want the shit pics I’ll take the staff job, double the money”

  • @ArtzTrax
    @ArtzTrax Год назад +5

    I almost died laughing when I saw this video for the first time, and I always find it very funny every time I watch it. 😆

  • @whyisblue923taken
    @whyisblue923taken Год назад +18

    The "he stinks and I don't like him" transitioning to "Crap. Crap. And mega crap" was... so good.

  • @Abdousjh
    @Abdousjh Год назад +45

    1:11 one of my favorite parts in the movie 😂😂

  • @CitizenTechTalk
    @CitizenTechTalk Год назад +2

    That was amazing!!! Excellent work on the A.I and everything! Just excellent work!!!!

  • @LightsJusticeZ
    @LightsJusticeZ Год назад +3

    "I see the poop and it's his signature" 😂😂😂

  • @nightking2490
    @nightking2490 11 месяцев назад +10

    1:34 The answer to Green Goblin’s question of “what they could create”😂😂

  • @bizarreaspect4768
    @bizarreaspect4768 Год назад +26

    0:09 Bro I'm dead💀

  • @3manthing
    @3manthing Год назад +13

    When "The human feces" becomes "Shit man", i'd be pissed to. Might give people the wrong idea.😂

  • @wishingwell12345
    @wishingwell12345 Год назад +3

    It's impressive how this actually makes more sense of some of the original dialogue.

  • @lonewolf2150
    @lonewolf2150 Год назад +14

    "it smells like shit here" 💀

  • @slendersera
    @slendersera Год назад +2

    The power of feces in the palm of my hand.

  • @venomark7883
    @venomark7883 2 месяца назад +4

    1:36
    The part where Goblin just flew off after smelling/hearing Shit-Man's fart coming out was just too much 🤣🤣🤣💀
    Legit said "NOPE, YOU SHT SMELLING BASTARD, IM OUTTA HERE!!!"

  • @humanity600
    @humanity600 Год назад +14

    Peter shitting to make Norman fly off is just hilarious. 😂

  • @Ahsanbro3000
    @Ahsanbro3000 Год назад +8

    We need a part 2 of this is amazing 😂

  • @retrofedora7061
    @retrofedora7061 Год назад +1

    When Spiderman mixed with Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)
    "I'm gonna put some diarrhea dump on your ear"

  • @pauliuszibas8160
    @pauliuszibas8160 Год назад +9

    0:17 bro that had me cracking as fuck 😂😂😂

  • @gyeongchankim5423
    @gyeongchankim5423 Год назад +1

    Mr Dikovitch : Give me rent!
    Shit man : You get your rent when you fix this damn toilet!

  • @milk9817
    @milk9817 Год назад +25

    2:32 Bruh he really just step on it 💀
    "Jesus norman, you're disgusting"

  • @shibitoobscura3348
    @shibitoobscura3348 Год назад +1

    That's legit the best video currently on RUclips.

  • @drizztdourden666
    @drizztdourden666 Год назад +10

    I knew Norman was going to step on the poop😂🤣😂even with childish humor these videos are still hilarious 😂🤣😂

  • @makotoikari4854
    @makotoikari4854 Год назад +1

    This is one of the first videos I get to watch in RUclips's new "1080p Premium"...
    Yeah.

  • @SigmaInstitutePlatform
    @SigmaInstitutePlatform Год назад +11

    The last one "it smells like shit here" was too perfect and hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LameBoii2Suave
    @LameBoii2Suave Год назад +1

    "he stinks and i dont like em"😂

  • @MariahWong
    @MariahWong Год назад +9

    Peter: *farts at the dinner table*
    Aunt May: "Oh my goodness, oh that's smells awful."

    • @sandro5535
      @sandro5535 3 месяца назад +1

      No its nothing

  • @IsmailAshraf-vv7ul
    @IsmailAshraf-vv7ul 10 месяцев назад +2

    This whole video killed me and I’m subscribed and liked this video I can’t stop laughing when that guy said you smell like shit man and then Peter said I missed the part but that’s my problem 😂😂

  • @garciasymbiote3799
    @garciasymbiote3799 Месяц назад +3

    2:42 I love how in the original context Norman is the one that seems weird & inappropriate for leaving, but in this context, Harry, MJ & Aunt May are the one that are weird for looking surprised & asking why he's leaving, like Norman is the one that is actually sane😂 you totally flipped that scene, I love it

  • @malakamoussaka6976
    @malakamoussaka6976 Год назад +4

    1:37 killed me lmao

  • @osricen
    @osricen Год назад +10

    We need part II with "I'm gonna put some shit in your eye." 😩

  • @bizichyld
    @bizichyld Год назад +3

    I had to pause at 2:25 because I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe. I am a child, not a man…

    • @whatthefuck_
      @whatthefuck_ 5 дней назад

      Damn we share the same brain cells. I literally got stomach cramps laughing at this scene where he turned again and again too look wtf is that shit 😂😂

  • @jamesm2078
    @jamesm2078 Год назад +50

    1:13 is perfect for this diarrhea joke. 😂😂

  • @randomdudeface
    @randomdudeface 2 месяца назад +1

    So far my favorite of your videos 😂
    And I'm watching it while I'm on the toilet 🤣

  • @Zuernaxashyr
    @Zuernaxashyr Год назад +13

    That bit with Norman in the bedroom was well edited lmao! 😂

  • @VaderPopsVicodin10
    @VaderPopsVicodin10 2 месяца назад +1

    1:34 🤣😂.. excellent, man. Too damn funny! Had me dyin! Perfect editing.

  • @CapnBlud
    @CapnBlud 9 месяцев назад +6

    Why is no one talking about "he defecated through a sunroof" tho

  • @zayrouse6572
    @zayrouse6572 Год назад +1

    Im literally crying on my break. Thanks for the laugh man 😂

  • @Batmanbros102
    @Batmanbros102 Год назад +8

    The part where Norman Osborn says it smells like shit here lined perfectly well

  • @Lkymn
    @Lkymn Год назад

    The "Nerf this!" fart sound effect is burned into my brain. 😢

  • @DustinOffAClassic
    @DustinOffAClassic Год назад +7

    "He stinks and I don't like him"
    Gold. Didn't have to change a thing. Just Jim Norton's awful/wonderful line.

  • @moo-kun
    @moo-kun Год назад

    It’s 3AM and I’m laughing my head off! If anyone complains, I’m blaming you 🤣
    I’m going to watch people fart-faint now 😵‍💫💨

  • @UJEvans
    @UJEvans Год назад +5

    Jameson was only buying those for a personal collection. He's a freaky dude.

  • @Relic554
    @Relic554 Год назад

    With great power, comes great responsibility to hold back your diarrhea.

  • @graduator14
    @graduator14 Год назад +11

    Now this is a YTP!

  • @legz5146
    @legz5146 Год назад +1

    “HE DEFECTED THROUGH A SUN ROOF”