*Ulfric, Galmar, Tullius, and Rikke at High Hrothgar* Ulfric: Why are we here again? Arngeir: Right…so…Apparently, Skyrim’s hero has decided to try a…different method to end this war. Tullius: Which is? Arngeir: Well, he said- and I quote- “Let’s just take the Thalmor and move them somewhere else.” Everyone: …What?
I can only imagine that all the important people in skyrim are forced to sit at a round table and the dragonborn just stands there looking at them menacingly going "play nice, now."
I'm honestly curious as to whether that would work. I mean I doubt it, but if you could get Odahviing to land and grab hold, it might be possible to drag him. That said, what would be more impressive is to RIDE Odahviing across Skyrim from one end to the other without fast-travelling... given how insufferably janky the dragon-riding function is.
Assuming you can drag a dragon, you could summon him relatively near whiterun, so it's not too interesting. I used odahviing during the Civil War quest line to clear out forts for me, no one attacked him. So I think he won't start trouble
@@AlexSmith-tp7xu: It is quite easy to drag a skeletal one... or even dual-wield them if you've got two in one place. A live one is another matter though.
Fun wee fact: if you're a high elf and dress entirely in the Thalmor set during the main quest Diplomatic Immunity, the actual Thalmor will be basically none the wiser.
I love how I found out about this, was really excited about trying it out, because I love those sorts of mechanics, but then it didn't work, because Skyrim moment.
I started a new playthrough as an Altmer mage, so I could do this, but I'm planning to really role-play this time and my character HATES the Thalmor so she would never want to be seen as one of them again. I can't decide!
@@peasmehasselberg975 your character can say or think it's just a way to get in so you don't have to kill the thalmor and can help anyone in there when "burn" the clothes after you escape
@@cladvahd6155it stops working once you get into the second building. So it only really works inside the first building and the courtyard outside. But yeah, Skyrim will be Skyrim.
I like to imagine that all of these people are completely aware that he’s the Dragonborn and the reason they don’t fight back is because they know they’d die fighting a Demigod
This just made me realize that this VR mod is essentially a "make anyone a follower" mod, as long as you have the masochism to forcibly drag them behind you
I don't think that lightning bolt was ever meant for you. I think Talos might have just been trying to get Elenwen, but he kept a wide berth to avoid hitting you too, and it made him miss. With that throw at the end, I'm fairly certain he was trying to help you kick her out of Skyrim, too.
If I may make a suggestion... How about making Hadvar and Ralof make up? If I remember correctly they were childhood friends before the war tore them apart.
I think only one of them can exist at a time? whichever one you escape helgen with and then if you change sides later the original one just vanishes and it continues as if you sided with 2nd one in the first place or that's what I think at least... or you could just use mods to get around that little issue
@Xivie I guess I assumed it was heavily implied. They both grew up in Riverwood, and they're around the same age. And when they run into each at Helgan Hadvar calls him a traitor.
@@lilithclockwork the more I think about ur comment the sadder I get because I think you're right. I just did a play through where I left with Hadvar, and Ralof's sister is walking around Riverwood but Ralof is nowhere to be found.
The entirety of this video is infinitely more hilarious when you realize he's likely had the Paralyze spell the entire time, and could have done what he did at the end at any point.
This man completely understands the political systems of Skyrim and her people. I say we make him High King Simon so me can bring true peace to this war-torn land
I said this on a previous video before i found out that this one existed but you should take Balgruuf to High Hrothgar since he seemed to want to climb the 7,000 steps again. I think he has been cooped up in Whiterun for far too long.
Over the course of this journey, Elenwen was cured of her hatred towards humanity, and when finally passing through the Talos Gate with a heart free of rage, she was able to ascend into the heavens above. However, her task of undoing her past sins was not done, so she was sent back… Ah it is uh… It is a true shame she didn’t survive the fall though
Can you imagine if at any point, she just pulled a Minecraft Villager on him and just zoomed at the speed of light back to her home because she was AAAAALMOST leaving the border of her designated home, and therefore got a like 500% speed boost to get back closer
I love how peacefully this man takes care of conflicts. Just drag them somewhere. Make them go away or make them apologize to someone else. Grandma style.
I’m normally a silent viewer but I wanted to say thank you for making these videos because they never fail to cheer me up and bring genuine laughter out of me. I’ve been binging all your Skyrim and Oblivion vids and can’t wait for the next one! :)
0:20 That look on Elenwen's face is a mixture of both frightened for her own well being and concern for your mental well being. Lol! Combined with your Scottish accent while you shake her around at 1:05 made it hilarious! All seriousness though, funny video! I just only now discovered your channel. 👍
My daughter and I were laughing so hard watching your videos with Ulfric and Tullius last night. We love these videos they are hilarious. I also love your accent I could listen to you talk all day!!
“My arse is now itchy cos you scratched yours” your absolutely Hilarious😂 First video i seen was your dragging ulfric video and have watched loads since keep it up mate 👍
Me before video ends: "If he doesn't yeet her off somewhere high 0/10 thumbs down" Me after video ends: "Yeeted her off somewhere high and Skyrim Jank (tm) displayed superb comic timing 33/10, thumbs up, best video".
Magnificent, Darling! Skyrim thanks you for your service! And you know what I’ve been thinking? That Sir Simon definitely deserves a place amongst the Queen’s special forces :) Would you accept a title?
Oh very well, though if I cannot convince you to stay, know that I am in your debt for the good you’ve done the realm. And if you should ever find yourself in need of royal influence, do call upon me, Dragonborn. (You bring me so much joy btw, please continue to be your hilarious wonderful self! :) )
When I thought I have seen everything and I can finally stop crying, there came that arrow-handle thing and my stomach began to hurt again from laughing :D
Take balgruff to solitude and windhelm. He's had enough of this war from both sides. But he is too cowardly to take matters into his own hands by himself and just sits in his castle all day.
Can't stop laughing at the mental walk she was doing. I nearly drowned when she started doing it because I'd just taken a wee drink of my hot chocolate.
This is amazing. Love all these videos! There is just something so amazing about the chaotic energy in these videos. Like how your hand glitches, or how you just whip her head around well talking. It's just amazing.
I adore these dragging videos. Highlight of my day every time. I've seen the Ulfric one. The Aventus one. The Tullius one. And now this. Your comedy in the conversations are immaculate.
The wolves are so angry because they haven't been taken for a walk recently. They need to get some exercise you should help them. (Honestly want to see how long it takes before it gives up fighting you)
This is the absolute BEST thing I've seen this year! I've never had an interest in playing any of the VR games before. After watching this video, however, you've now convinced me to get Skyrim VR!
3:20 reminds me so hard of Drawn together. Where captain hero interogates a corpes or something and keeps twisting the head as a punishment for not answering. Not sure if I can find it xD
And the people of Skyrim lived happily ever after.
Haha, good joke!
The end… *closes book*
Ah.. that was the best story I've watched...
..
WELP. Time to start the Sequel: "Throwing Everyone out of Skyrim"
Sike!!! The Forsworn will take over !!!! Bow to your Hagraven overlords mortal!
drag sven and faendal to the temple of dibella in markath to give them a happy ending
Would you drag Delphine to the Throat of the World to apologize to Parthunaax for having the wrong impression?
I second this, our best boy Parthunaax deserves an apology
Yes!
@@c.jaidewatts2292 i third this
for a real challenge he should drag delphine AND esbern
Yes do this pleeeaaase
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the distant cousin of the dragonborn - the draggin' born!
👏
You deserve Reddit Premium
“Why would you want to go back to the Thalmor embassy anyway, mate. It’s full of Thalmor” magnificent
went from "i'm not befriending the thalmor" to "what did we name our son?" very quickly
*Ulfric, Galmar, Tullius, and Rikke at High Hrothgar*
Ulfric: Why are we here again?
Arngeir: Right…so…Apparently, Skyrim’s hero has decided to try a…different method to end this war.
Tullius: Which is?
Arngeir: Well, he said- and I quote- “Let’s just take the Thalmor and move them somewhere else.”
Everyone: …What?
Should drag Astrid to Aventus Aretino's house to make the Dark Brotherhood do their job
should drag the assasin random encounter guy lol
The irony in trying to get her home but taking her to the border with Hammerfell where the Redguards slaughter the Thalmor is surreal.
sending the thalmor to their rightful place:a grave.
"I'm scared that you'll start doing the stanky leg again" is the greatest quote i've ever heard
Him: Elenwen let’s go!
Elenwen: walks like an old lady in need of a toilet
To be fair her back is probably sore from the way he is dragging her lol
This is how I imagine the Dovahkiin actually solving the Civil War questline without picking a side.
I can only imagine that all the important people in skyrim are forced to sit at a round table and the dragonborn just stands there looking at them menacingly going "play nice, now."
@@mekelwander6551 and with a dragon at his back
@@mekelwander6551 like an upset parent dealing with their kids squabbles
@@thecatjall7848 with both Durnehviir and Odahving
@@mekelwander6551 I mean, that’s basically the “Season Unending” quest in a nutshell
Next episode: Dragging Odahviing to Dragonsreach to apologize to Jarl Balgruuf for picking up that one guard on the balcony
ahh yes a man dragging a dragon in Skyrim...let's just hope this doesn't go wrong if he does
I'm honestly curious as to whether that would work. I mean I doubt it, but if you could get Odahviing to land and grab hold, it might be possible to drag him.
That said, what would be more impressive is to RIDE Odahviing across Skyrim from one end to the other without fast-travelling... given how insufferably janky the dragon-riding function is.
Assuming you can drag a dragon, you could summon him relatively near whiterun, so it's not too interesting. I used odahviing during the Civil War quest line to clear out forts for me, no one attacked him. So I think he won't start trouble
@@AlexSmith-tp7xu: It is quite easy to drag a skeletal one... or even dual-wield them if you've got two in one place. A live one is another matter though.
There's a dragon/dragging pun there somewhere, but it's too easy...
Fun wee fact: if you're a high elf and dress entirely in the Thalmor set during the main quest Diplomatic Immunity, the actual Thalmor will be basically none the wiser.
I love how I found out about this, was really excited about trying it out, because I love those sorts of mechanics, but then it didn't work, because Skyrim moment.
I started a new playthrough as an Altmer mage, so I could do this, but I'm planning to really role-play this time and my character HATES the Thalmor so she would never want to be seen as one of them again. I can't decide!
@@peasmehasselberg975 your character can say or think it's just a way to get in so you don't have to kill the thalmor and can help anyone in there when "burn" the clothes after you escape
@@cladvahd6155it stops working once you get into the second building. So it only really works inside the first building and the courtyard outside. But yeah, Skyrim will be Skyrim.
I like to imagine that all of these people are completely aware that he’s the Dragonborn and the reason they don’t fight back is because they know they’d die fighting a Demigod
Probably.
But attack him when he accidently hit chicken
Simon: Gets lost, has a breakdown, gets mad at Elenwen, blames the moon
Never change strange scottish man
The look of apprehension on Elenwynn's face as this man semi-happily rants at her whilst gripping her skull
This just made me realize that this VR mod is essentially a "make anyone a follower" mod, as long as you have the masochism to forcibly drag them behind you
Dragging Delphine up the mountain to apologize to Paarthurnax video when? 🤣
Agree 👍
This is deffo the biggest request I get so yeah, I'll have to give it a try at some point. 💪
@@TheLaughingSimon We believe in you! Only *you* can make Delphine see the light. 😇🤣
You were 10x more aggressive with her than you were with Nazeem
She deserved it tho lol
To be fair, fuck the thalmor
@@foolishlyfoolhardy6004 She took it like a champ
That's just his sanity and patience slipping away with each of these videos
👆
"I don't care if the gods themselves strike me down."
The most Scottish thing I have ever heard.
I don't think that lightning bolt was ever meant for you. I think Talos might have just been trying to get Elenwen, but he kept a wide berth to avoid hitting you too, and it made him miss. With that throw at the end, I'm fairly certain he was trying to help you kick her out of Skyrim, too.
You should do this on every NPCs who sends the dovahkin on a fetching/delivery quest and drag their asses on that location
And I thought those dragging videos couldn't get better, the ending took me by surprise and I'm crying 😂
Yeah, that "you have got to go" and the way she goes spinning off into the distance got me rolling 😆
If I may make a suggestion... How about making Hadvar and Ralof make up? If I remember correctly they were childhood friends before the war tore them apart.
I think only one of them can exist at a time? whichever one you escape helgen with and then if you change sides later the original one just vanishes and it continues as if you sided with 2nd one in the first place
or that's what I think at least... or you could just use mods to get around that little issue
@Xivie they both grew up in riverwood I believe, so they definitely at least KNEW eachother
@Xivie I guess I assumed it was heavily implied. They both grew up in Riverwood, and they're around the same age. And when they run into each at Helgan Hadvar calls him a traitor.
@@lilithclockwork the more I think about ur comment the sadder I get because I think you're right. I just did a play through where I left with Hadvar, and Ralof's sister is walking around Riverwood but Ralof is nowhere to be found.
@@ladyknight96 rippp
Holy shit this was amazing - especially the way she just BOUNCED when you chucked her. I love these dragging videos
I can only imagine how she, as a High Elf feels being manhandled by the Dragonborn.
Turned on?
Probably extremely aroused. Elves are all massive perverts, no matter the franchise.
@@kifflomx As an Elven player in every game I can indeed confirm that Elves are in Fact massive perverts~ 👄
@@kifflomx Yes, elves are extremely perverted. The existence of the Breton race is a product of elves extreme lust for interracial sex.
The entirety of this video is infinitely more hilarious when you realize he's likely had the Paralyze spell the entire time, and could have done what he did at the end at any point.
This man completely understands the political systems of Skyrim and her people. I say we make him High King Simon so me can bring true peace to this war-torn land
"Dragging the Thalmor leader to the Emperor"
The only true High King is Ulfric
@@canadianbeef1958 ha that brittle bonded nord dose not stand up to the power of the working hands mod
And Ulric is like mad racist
@@loganhigdon3579 Skyrim belongs to the Nords bro, just how it is.
I said this on a previous video before i found out that this one existed but you should take Balgruuf to High Hrothgar since he seemed to want to climb the 7,000 steps again. I think he has been cooped up in Whiterun for far too long.
He deserves a vacation for sure.
Over the course of this journey, Elenwen was cured of her hatred towards humanity, and when finally passing through the Talos Gate with a heart free of rage, she was able to ascend into the heavens above. However, her task of undoing her past sins was not done, so she was sent back… Ah it is uh… It is a true shame she didn’t survive the fall though
The kissing of the boot on the statue of Talos is such beautiful justice lmao
It keeps getting funnier!
I hate the Thalmor, but I gotta say I love their outfit. I really do. Totally the sort of thing I'd wear in real life.
You should drag Heimskr to the Thalmor Embassy.
No no, Heimskr to the Temple of the Divines to see the Shrine of Talos has been restored to it's rightful place after the civil war
12:45 Elenwin: I don’t care how small the room is, I cast fireball
I like to think after Elenwens journey through Skyrim, meeting the friendly local culture, bonding with her travel companion, she was a changed Elf
Magic from Alinor is near all-mighty...still nothing compared to that man who can drags a person litterally anywhere he wants.
The Magic of Alinor is no match for the might of the Skyrim modding community.
This mod has been a real gamechanger for your channel, man! Congratulations!
Much appreciated bud!
I bet the next person he'll drag around is Astrid to Penitus Oculatus
Just when I thought you couldn’t get anymore awesome 😂 that grunt from her at the end just killed me
Elenwen has tremendous comedic timing I'll give her that.
@@TheLaughingSimon from one Scotsman to another I tip my hat to you for doing this
“Dressed like some sort of gimp wizard…” - that, and the whole stanky leg bit cracked me up!
Nearly died when she started walking like that.
Can you imagine if at any point, she just pulled a Minecraft Villager on him and just zoomed at the speed of light back to her home because she was AAAAALMOST leaving the border of her designated home, and therefore got a like 500% speed boost to get back closer
1:27
"She did the Mash!
She did the Mooonster Mash!
The Monster Mash!
It was a Thalmor smash!"
Tremendous comment.
Next video: “Can you drag the Red Mountain to Solstheim?”
ya Id love to see you try
Now THAT would be a video.
If not, then perhaps he'll simply have to drag Solstheim to the Red Mountain.
His diplomatic skills have ended wars but can they move mountains
Drag Isran to Lord Harkon. Or the other way around make them settle it with combat instead of making others do it.
I love how peacefully this man takes care of conflicts. Just drag them somewhere. Make them go away or make them apologize to someone else. Grandma style.
skyrim version of the get along shirt. just cram the npcs in the same cell and let em work it out😂
“Elenwen is going to give you a wee kiss on the helmet” *forces her head downwards* heartwarming 😊
XD Perfect ending! I've had a rough month and these dragging videos have really cheered me up! Thank you so much!
Sorry to hear you've had a rough one, glad I could help get you through it!
Still a better love story than Harry Potter.
Harry: "Hey Elewen, wanna play the raep game?"
Elewen: "No I dont want to"
Harry: "THATS THE SPIRIT!"
Elewen:💀
He’s confused, but he has the spirit.
How does this comedy gold, ONLY HAVE 9.9K subs, this man deserves a couple million with ease XD
I’m normally a silent viewer but I wanted to say thank you for making these videos because they never fail to cheer me up and bring genuine laughter out of me. I’ve been binging all your Skyrim and Oblivion vids and can’t wait for the next one! :)
I'm a bit of a serial lurker myself on most channels I watch so I appreciate you reaching out!
I'm so glad the Ulfric video got recommend to me, this guy is unironically hilarious. I've watched like 30 of his videos by this point lmao
I’d love to see a video where you actually take the real elenwen to the border. Pretty sure this was James
😂
They were like "I don't feel good, can we do this tomorrow?". *Walks away like an injured animal
Dude these dragging NPC vids are hilarious 😂
This is the best advertisement for Skyrim VR I have ever seen
Im tmpted to strat one of thse "Day X of commenting till he draags Paarthunax around Skyrim"
When Skyrim multiplayer comes to VR, I hope we get a video like "I Dragged My Viewers across Skyrim"
I love your accent and I think it makes these videos infinitely better. Appreciate the incredible content
0:20 That look on Elenwen's face is a mixture of both frightened for her own well being and concern for your mental well being. Lol! Combined with your Scottish accent while you shake her around at 1:05 made it hilarious!
All seriousness though, funny video! I just only now discovered your channel. 👍
My daughter and I were laughing so hard watching your videos with Ulfric and Tullius last night. We love these videos they are hilarious. I also love your accent I could listen to you talk all day!!
Fantastic 😂
Would Ondolemars guards follow if you dragged him?😂🤣
If you drag the leader of a pack does the pack follow? That's a very interesting question actually...🤔
“My arse is now itchy cos you scratched yours” your absolutely Hilarious😂
First video i seen was your dragging ulfric video and have watched loads since keep it up mate 👍
The fact you just carry her like a bag of potatoes made it more funny. And someone how made her have a child.
Me before video ends: "If he doesn't yeet her off somewhere high 0/10 thumbs down"
Me after video ends: "Yeeted her off somewhere high and Skyrim Jank (tm) displayed superb comic timing 33/10, thumbs up, best video".
Truly the hero skyrim deserves
All of this was amazing but the ending especially, Elenwen’s off-camera grunt just sold it for me
Seems a lot harder and a lot less fun than intruducing them to your good friend Wuuthrad
Can you drag Septimus out of his darn hole near Winterhold ? Making him greet the greybeards or something may be interesting
She must have hurt her back, now she’s hobbled, I mean, you were dragging her around Skyrim bent over backwards
Magnificent, Darling! Skyrim thanks you for your service! And you know what I’ve been thinking? That Sir Simon definitely deserves a place amongst the Queen’s special forces :) Would you accept a title?
A fine offer, but I think I'm going to take a break from babysitting the noble class.
Oh very well, though if I cannot convince you to stay, know that I am in your debt for the good you’ve done the realm. And if you should ever find yourself in need of royal influence, do call upon me, Dragonborn.
(You bring me so much joy btw, please continue to be your hilarious wonderful self! :) )
5:23 I love your accent but cannot decipher this line 😂 "what's up bacon?" 😂
Can we drag the Thalmor into an active volcano?
If Skywind eventually releases then...maybe?
I found your channel a few days ago and I've been binging your content, so funny and clever, you deserve way more views and subs!!
When I thought I have seen everything and I can finally stop crying, there came that arrow-handle thing and my stomach began to hurt again from laughing :D
Being a guy named James who plays this game way too much. This video was very immersive lmao
You should give Ulfric a visit, he misses you.
@@TheLaughingSimon looks like i'm going to have to now. Definitely gonna make me feel bad for joining the imperials later :(
How Scottish IS THIS MAN? I'm honestly a wee bit terrified
I like how she's just staring at you with that... slightly concerned expression!
I mean he is like Shrek. "Hey, I'm nobody's messenger boy, all right. I'm a delivery boy."
Take balgruff to solitude and windhelm. He's had enough of this war from both sides. But he is too cowardly to take matters into his own hands by himself and just sits in his castle all day.
You should drag Eric from Rorikstead on an adventure to fight a dragon!
Can't stop laughing at the mental walk she was doing. I nearly drowned when she started doing it because I'd just taken a wee drink of my hot chocolate.
I’m requesting “Goodbye moon, thanks for nothing” be written on my gravestone.
When that summon disappeared and he’s like, OH NO! 😳
😆
the way Elenwen just keeps going all deadweight when you drag her reminds me of a toddler having a temper tantrum in a grocery store La;sdlfja;sldfjk;
This is amazing. Love all these videos! There is just something so amazing about the chaotic energy in these videos. Like how your hand glitches, or how you just whip her head around well talking. It's just amazing.
Your subs are growing every time I look lately! Congrats on 10k! The RUclips algorithm has found your sacrifices pleasing. Next stop 100k!
Cheers bud!
Ten seconds in and you show everybody what it looks like in first person to "Your already dead" someone.
When i was writing my "what happened after skyrim" lore for my ttrpg i wrote that the Dragonborn "Shouted her out of skyrim"
This is how they did it.
The ending made me think : if you wish to use a Fus Roh Dah like power without triggering a dragon invasion, the staff of Hasedoki will help.
I adore these dragging videos. Highlight of my day every time. I've seen the Ulfric one. The Aventus one. The Tullius one. And now this. Your comedy in the conversations are immaculate.
The wolves are so angry because they haven't been taken for a walk recently. They need to get some exercise you should help them. (Honestly want to see how long it takes before it gives up fighting you)
This is the second biggest laugh I had at the expense of a Thalmor leader ever.
This is the absolute BEST thing I've seen this year! I've never had an interest in playing any of the VR games before. After watching this video, however, you've now convinced me to get Skyrim VR!
Only found you a few days ago and.... i have no regrets subbing to you, you are in my top 5 funniest youtubers
2:19 okay I think you MIGHT have broken her spine
I’m never gonna be able to look at another Thalmor without thinking of them as a gimp wizard
This was perfect to watch while waiting at the DMV 🤣Thank you for your videos
3:20 reminds me so hard of Drawn together. Where captain hero interogates a corpes or something and keeps twisting the head as a punishment for not answering. Not sure if I can find it xD
9:12 “Was it James?” Omfg that killed me😂😂
Sheoggorath looking through your window: ahahah, yes.