no imagine he said "Always wondered why people don't start with their WEAKEST attacks first" sans would be like "Hipity hopity your soul is my property"
@@achairthatmoves6152 it’s “always wondered why people start with their weakest attacks first” because on the original game he wonders why people “DON’T use their strongest attack first”
He didnt got hit. Sans broke the rules of not having more than 2 IQ and didnt left him a choice. How shameful of you sans. You didnt let a kid to extint a race after all of the efforts of humanity.
Merg: doesnt talk Game:why is he quiet All fan games who has been no hited by him:RUN!!! HE GONNA- merg: -_- *clicks* All fan games who has been no hited by him:OWARI DA
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Well that’s just tedious. To be honest, it might fit for people of the “OH MY GOD SANS HAS A GASTER BLASTER THAT IS SO COOL EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE ELSE CAN DO THE SAME AS HIM” type of people. But it reality, the music doesn’t fit at all.
btw can we just say how awesome merg is. he puts so much work into these videos. he does so well! he deserves well over 1 mil subscriber. you are amazing merg.
sans: starts sweating merg: *silent mode activated.* sans: *SWEATING INTENSIFIES* edit: my most liked comment, thank you all. and stop listing the time lol
Sans be like Sans: “oh shoot merg is here?!?!” Merg: doesn’t speak Sans: “And he is doing a no hit?!??!” Sans: “welp good thing I have a insta kill or I would never have killed him B)”
3:14 Sans: i'll stop you now! not even your no-mic self can survive random gaster blasters! Merg: **Stays silent and gets through the attack** Sans: Oh fuc-
@@theroboman727 Yes, but not in one massive attack. The human brain gets more overwhelmed by a large amount of pattern memory, whereas when it's split into segments the brain processes it differently, and can identify how to deal with it.
This has such nice sounding and sweet music, and the attacks were pretty hectic. Ngl, if this was just the music i wouldve cried, the only thing that helped me hold back tears was the loud attacks, cudos to whoever sung and did the piano on this masterpiece of a song
Such a calming fight. I have half a mind to put the lyrics since I've memorized them and was definitely not singing, but I think most people know the lyrics as well. You know, listen and hear a song the birds are singing. Sit down a while and watch the flowers blooming.
Goddamn I haven't heard anything Glitchtale in a little over a year and just those few beginning notes in the first 8 seconds got my nostalgia off the charts
Sans: wanna have a bad time? Merg: **Uno reverse card** Updated version: Sans: Wanna have a bad time? Merg: **Im about to do something called a pro gamer move**
the fact that megalomaniac episode on Camila Cuenvas's animation that is Chara and sans not hitting each other, then merg no hitting this game fills me with determination
Imagine after ALL that, he said: "Always wondered why people don't start with their strongest attack first."
Yup
no imagine he said "Always wondered why people don't start with their WEAKEST attacks first" sans would be like "Hipity hopity your soul is my property"
@@achairthatmoves6152 people do start with their weakest attack first that's the joke...
@@zerne6334 r/whoosh
@@achairthatmoves6152 it’s “always wondered why people start with their weakest attacks first” because on the original game he wonders why people “DON’T use their strongest attack first”
Merg: *stops talking*
Sans: *why do I hear boss music?*
This made me laugh more than it should
Merg: *stops talking*
Sans: why do i hear megalovania?
Darkplayz tRue tho
Me when I do this fight: “this is gonna be easy” *two seconds later* “is that megolovania... I’m not even gonna try” *kills self*
Thank you for so many likes!
The two best dodgeball players on different teams:
lol this is the only comment which only me and merg like ;-;
TRUE
Ohh my god im here
And then one of them gets hit
Be like
Merg: wow this game is so hard!
Also merg a few days later: *NO HIT TIME*
You said it wrong its
Merg:wow this game is so hard!
Also merg a few days later:...
LMAOO XDDDDD
But he got hit...
@@holo_2709 .... shhhhhhhhh-
He didnt got hit. Sans broke the rules of not having more than 2 IQ and didnt left him a choice. How shameful of you sans. You didnt let a kid to extint a race after all of the efforts of humanity.
Merg: this is hard to do man!
*A few days later
Merg: not even a challenge.
That's actually true
Merg be more like ....
:3 LOL
Tix Animator / Gamer yes and no, practice is very important but the not talking part allows him to focus more, which allows him to dodge all attacks
Mergtale
Every no hit merg video:
Subtitles: Hey sansssss what up??
Preatty much
True
Subtitles: snas
Pra mim está "eae sans" Lol
@@PedroSpiderBlox2 pera, brasileiro?
Merg: opens game
Game: Oh it's just him, no need to panic
Merg: doesn't talk
Game: *Nervous sweating*
Merg: opens game
Game: hope he would speak
Merg: press start silently
Game: *...damn*
Game: DAW SHI-
Shady Platypus in no hits he doesnt speak only in hits version
Merg: doesnt talk
Game:why is he quiet
All fan games who has been no hited by him:RUN!!! HE GONNA-
merg: -_- *clicks*
All fan games who has been no hited by him:OWARI DA
Sas ah
Merg is the true megalomaniac because he's been able to no-hit a skele- ton of fanmade Sans fights
Punny as usual!
Why just Why
YOU AGAIN
Ba dum tss
Every sans has a *bone to pick* with him
Merg when he isn’t talking:
G A M E R Z O N E
GOOD JOB GLITCHTALE SANS YOU KILL KID MERG HE THINK HE STRONGER THAN GLITCHTALE SANS
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@@ЦарьБатюшка-н4п my guy must be on lsd rn
*MERGMANIAC: A person obsessed with the NO HIT
Ik
Oof
Mergalomaniac
Merg is now
*Chara*
Vaia vaia
*_Merg: *Beats fangame.*_*
*_Also Merg: Wanna see me do it again? But with some more skill?_*
Nice
Well no but actually yes
everyone gangsta until sans have 2 bad time eyes
Everyone gansta until megalomanic is unbeatable
Yes, truly
It won't last forever, keep attacking
@@megalomaniac6642 Chara:he can't dodge forever, keep attacking.
Sans:They can't keep fighting forever, keep dodging.
@@bill5627 Chara: Uh, what?
sans: nothin.
“What a nice day” to have ur no hit run ended by a gaster blaster that never misses
Honestly well done though, that was so flawlessly executed
I love this song my favorite line is
"Looking at your face right now... that expression tells me i cant afford to not care anymore"
Merg: *isnt talking*
Every undertale fangame: *now THATS an avenger level threat*
Games:😰
Except ink sans
@ѕacrιғιceѕl yes
@@knobility5286 And Except Shanghaivania
Gundham._Tanaka Boi 420’th like Lmao
Merg, the HyperGod of Silent Death
lmao undertale and naruto reference
Yeah. Instead of Chara, Silent Merg X is more suitable.
@@chere421 nah, just undertale, referring to Asriel, the God of Hyperdeath or something similar
@@skylordwiki4643 Asriel dreemur the absolute god of hyperdeath
“Please don’t... come back.”
Merg: Please don’t get hit? Ok.
Sans: Wait no-
Merg: wHoMsT hAs SuMmOn ThE aLmIgHtY?!?!
@Санс Жареноснегович ты русс?
@@dobsiksky а ты рус?
@@channel-qg5pj а ты, да ты, вот ты рус?
@@zotethemighty660 лол
Sans: hippity hoppity your life is my property
Merg: no u
reverse card is better
merg: *Uno Reverse card*
Sans: *Uno Reverse Card*
93 likes
Nvm I mean 94
The music is... very satisfying
Megalovania with lyrics.
That's all I gotta say
Well that’s just tedious. To be honest, it might fit for people of the “OH MY GOD SANS HAS A GASTER BLASTER THAT IS SO COOL EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE ELSE CAN DO THE SAME AS HIM” type of people. But it reality, the music doesn’t fit at all.
When Merg is silent, you know you’re never going to hit him.
Except at the end
Yeah, not without cheating at least
Expect when you do
or ulb phase 3 phase 2 and phase 1
Lalas Fun and Gaming the end is a cutscene and can’t be avoided
Merg: stops talking
Sans:
*You feel like you’re going to have a bad time.
it should be like,
sans: I feel like I'm gonna have a bad time
0:23 what?
@@SemihSoysal09
?
420 likes, so here’s a “like”
👍
@@farel7752 i mean sans is having a bad time and look at him now his like "wait what"
btw can we just say how awesome merg is. he puts so much work into these videos. he does so well! he deserves well over 1 mil subscriber. you are amazing merg.
music: please... now... bud... if--
blasters: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That made me laugh for a while
JOHANN GABRIEL your comment is the equivalent as a laugh track
Ur there have a change of heart
Me too it funny
*3:02
Merg: doesnt talk
Sans : so this is the power of Ultra Instinct?
Merg having perfect reflexes when he is quiet
*So it’s the same type of stand as Star Platinum*
Zeno:finally a worthy fighter to fight!
Jotaro is here XD
@Resortofthat ye
ALWAYS HAS BEEN
*Gun shot*
Sans: You have no friends
Merg: You have no brothers.
Oh no ooh noooo
Lol
Lol
how the turn-tables
@@ishim3875 no
Merg: “this is literally impossible!”
Two weeks later:
Merg: .... (he doesnt talk)
His soul is filled with Determination.
He does so well because of his avatar, a cherry, and they are red. Determination
This was four months dumbass
m4isuw plays roblox I guess it is, now that a few months have passed.
Yeah...
Video: this is the glitchtale no hit fight!
LastAttack: *laughs in inevitably*
3:33
He legit said that
@error 404 sans welcome to the joke, population: everyone
I thought the ending would just be you slashing frisk
Well, that final attack WAS determination
So merg never got a no hit because if the ending lol merg lied
Sans always seems to be a little too calm when merg is dodging all of his attacks...
i mean hes also dodging
Sans in the dark with nobody there:
*-"I'm so bonely.."*
Pfffttt that would be so CLASSIC of him to say that
@Cyanmachine73 well it is very PUN to make these jokes
@Cyanmachine73 pffttt
A pun of unemployed people would be cool-
But honestly, none of them works
bruh hahaha yeee you did it
*Avengers Endgame
Thanos: *snaps
Merg: miss
Thanos: bruh
BRUH
@Alfie Gamer cuz he pro as heck
@Alfie Gamer Thats the beauty of it
I am still shocked that i got soooo many likes doe 😳😳😳
@@slurdyboi doe
This fight is actually kinda fun, glad to see people doing no hits of this.
sans: starts sweating
merg: *silent mode activated.*
sans: *SWEATING INTENSIFIES*
edit: my most liked comment, thank you all.
and stop listing the time lol
Oh wow you posted this 13 minutes ago
Now 14 minutes ago
Now 15
Now 16
Now 18
"A quiet gamer, is a good gamer."
It isnt quiet if you have the subtitles on lol
Rage gamers are worse but entertaining to watch
Am i wrong?
in deed😭
Yes because when he talka he gets karma
@Ace Animation yeah he iš wise in the ways of science
Oml the subtitles were hilarious. Also great job Merg!
Sans: Do you wanna have a bad time?
Merg: Do you wanna have a no hit time?
I just realised...
Any time merg says "this is unfair" he means unfair that the enemy will face silent merg soon
Sans be like
Sans: “oh shoot merg is here?!?!”
Merg: doesn’t speak
Sans: “And he is doing a no hit?!??!”
Sans: “welp good thing I have a insta kill or I would never have killed him B)”
Merg: Can you hear that?
Sans: what is it?
Sans: I can't hear anything
Merg: That's *MY* boss theme
Thats stolen lolol
@@catzzen2014 wait, somebody already did this?
That Comment Yes, 6 Months before yoou just below you but with more likes
@@catzzen2014 who cares he didnt know
@@catzzen2014who care
"This is your fault, right?"
* You give a _hearty_ nod
* Check ❤ Flirt
* Pun
Hattori_Gacha Merg is sparing you
*Yes❤️ No*
3:14
Sans: i'll stop you now! not even your no-mic self can survive random gaster blasters!
Merg: **Stays silent and gets through the attack**
Sans: Oh fuc-
Dev: Hey, this fight involves a ton of pattern memory so Merg can't no-hit this!
Merg: *Hold my keyboard.*
@DUST SANS You'd have to be a maniac to no-hit it, or should I say...
A *hypermaniac* to no-hit it!
@@theroboman727 Yes, but not in one massive attack. The human brain gets more overwhelmed by a large amount of pattern memory, whereas when it's split into segments the brain processes it differently, and can identify how to deal with it.
DUST SANS hey. Chara is a megalomaniac, but ya know who else is?
You.
How can he no-hit if his keyboard is not there
Me enjoying the song
G. Blasters: JRFEAJFJARSJEAGRIRANNEIGGARJEIRJAEGIRAJEG
Bones: BANK BANK BANK BANK BANK
True
Why is these sound effect words so accurate
Soul: CLING CLING CLING CLING CLING
You guys are like the masters of onomatopoeias
@@merchantziro4285 because it based on a song
This has such nice sounding and sweet music, and the attacks were pretty hectic.
Ngl, if this was just the music i wouldve cried, the only thing that helped me hold back tears was the loud attacks, cudos to whoever sung and did the piano on this masterpiece of a song
Merg: "Oh god that absolutely destroyed my health!"
Merg: *Stops talking*
The Boss: *Chuckles* "I'm in danger"
thats a rough one xD
Shangaivania on the corner: *cough cough*
"You're gonna have a bad ti-"
*UNO REVERSE CARD*
Uno Skip Card Boi!
@@-__-4919 please no
Luke The Human Umbreon Omega WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR NAME IT MAKES NO SENSE
@@Nexpeon says the guy named nexpr lmao
@@Nexpeon um.. ok?
Luke: My name
Umbreon: a pokemon
Human: a human
Omega: a hybrid can change of form :)
Dont judge the others for their names
Literally the only fangame that had it of Merg one hitting everything and instakilled him at the end like: no, you ain't beating this one
Merg before no hit: This is hard
Merg now: Welcome to the future, old men
@@sandrine.g5136 'The Future Old Man'
arkeyans
Or as Pokemon XY/Z fans would say - “The future is now, thanks to science!”
“Always wondered why people never used their strongest attack first.”
Merg's special attack:silence and concentration
By the way you seem sus
Oh imposter of the vent what is ur wisdom
cLoRox TeM Being Sus is not a valid reason to vote someone.
@Erick Mendez same *voted*
@Jackson Boyll no i didn't!
"There are legends that say *THE ULTIMATE CHERRY* is still out there.....this cherry has completed an infinite amount of no hit runs"
Which is merg
@@Dreamer.hahahahahaha, ya got it
True
Merg playing poker: Hit me.
Dealer: I can't.
Person sitting in the corner- ????
heh
Dealer: i cant, but he can *le points to le ink sans*
Merg: watch me beat this without getting hit!
Me: (dies immediately)
Merg: Watch me beat this without getting hit!
You: 3:32
@@ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970 lol exactly
Uhhhhh... That's a part of glitchtale right?
Where sans gets frisk's soul and wrecks chara
@@itscryofrost yep
"but you got hit at the end!" -random 1 braincell kid
but he got hit at the end!
@@Soupman6875 lol
In megalovoniac that suppose to happen so don't complane this is not no hit and I have a bone to pick you up
@@friskfamily2986 you didnt understand the joke
@@friskfamily2986 r/woooosh
Why do you do these things, merg?
And more importantly...
HOW do you do these things?
Merg use the Force
Patience is virtue
He used everything
Practice.
That he got in every fight that he fight against a sans
Such a calming fight. I have half a mind to put the lyrics since I've memorized them and was definitely not singing, but I think most people know the lyrics as well. You know, listen and hear a song the birds are singing. Sit down a while and watch the flowers blooming.
I love the captions they are freakin funny
merg: stops talking
sans: [ feels his sins crawling on his back]
Then ralizes he has no sins
Doesn't make sense
@@souldinosaur1152 makes sans
2:18 Notice how FRISK’s name changes into CHARA. Nice to see that this fan game is consistent to Glitchtale.
Merg: **Literally stops talking**
Sans: “Hol’ up, somethin’ aint right here-“
Lol this made me laugh thanks
Merg when he’s plays a fan game
:Merg Wow this is hard
2 weeks later
:No Hit
When you're so early there are no funny comments
*"I've won, but at what cost?"*
The only problem with being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness
Everything is what it costed
Reality is often dissapointing
why is it hard yet calming
Merg :MEGALOMANIAC Sans No Hit
Sans : hold my blaster 3:32
XD
Hold my ketchup*
It's unavoidable
@@avurb r/whoosh
@@avurb r/woosh that was the part of glitchtale
Goddamn I haven't heard anything Glitchtale in a little over a year and just those few beginning notes in the first 8 seconds got my nostalgia off the charts
The best dodgers 1:sans
Merg:hmp hmp what do you said
Merg: Hah to easy.
Sans: Oh really? *Sends out a double giant gaster blaster*
Also merg: OH COME ON!!
I don’t think that counts
Maybe
Probably not
Possibly
I don’t know?
It’s the dev’s fault
Fighting a normal player
Sans: peace was never an answer
Fighting merg
Sans: can peace be an option now?
Merg: megalovinia starts playing
nah megalo strike back
Mergalovania
Bro was training for his entire life
I mean we all knew this was coming. Always nice to see the characters do absolutely nothing to the player.
Why do I feel like Merg would be a good boss battle lmaoo
MAKE HIM TALK. YOU CAN'T HIT HIM WHEN HE'S SILENT
There's a silent mode, it's endless
merg: *intense dodging*
sans: not anymore
Merg: not talking
Sans: my time has come
Damn, Merg is even stronger than determination and fear combined
Fearfull Determination.
Memes to right?
And hate
Alwan Betty vs merg
Everyone:
Merg: Doesn't Talk
Gameplay: Now this is *A ROYAL GUARD LEVEL THREAT*
Me: *Making water bottle cannons while listening to the sound effects*
Sans: wanna have a bad time? Merg: **Uno reverse card**
Updated version:
Sans: Wanna have a bad time? Merg: **Im about to do something called a pro gamer move**
I am grinning right now
O_O
E
I was *satisfied* from watching this video.
Ty merg for da heart 😃😄
FattyBOY! Ryan *sans-tisfied
the fact that megalomaniac episode on Camila Cuenvas's animation that is Chara and sans not hitting each other, then merg no hitting this game fills me with determination
Frisk: *fights sans And dying over And over*
Merg: *Comes into game*
Sans: *starts fighting*
Merg *wins by no hit*
Sans: 👌😑👍
"thAT wAeSnt nO hIt"
3:30
@@derpy_waffle3273 How do you not get that it was a joke?
@New Game Universe :O
@New Game Universe Nice one
You shoud bold it
Kyller Queen *yes*
I open youtube and I see: Merg has uploaded 5 seconds ago
I got the same thing with Ssundee once LOL i commented first on that vid
Boss: i fear no man but that thing
*a picture of Merg*
Boss: it scares me
Sans: You ready to have a bad time?
Merg: Ah, call an ambulance! Call an ambulance!
*Turns around with a keyboard*
BUT NOT FOR ME!
Merg: * absolute silence *
Sans: * sweating uncontrollably *
Fangame: *exists*
Merg: hold my tem flakes
subtitles be like: YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUN-
Merg: *Goes Silent*
Any game: *Sweating begins*
Dusttrust Papyrus: Is this some sort of easy joke that I am too instant damage to understand?
Is dustbelief
Yes! Correct, it is dustbelief!
I believe in my grandmother dust
おなら
Merg: *stops talking*
Game character: *panik*
Anjay Indonesia
Merg when talking: NOoOOOOo It to HarD
Merg when Quiet: NO HIT ALL PHASE HARDCORE MODE.
Sans: how many attacks can you do-
Merg: yes
Sans:CAN YOU DODGE THIS!
Merg:no
@@taraktaras7327 you mean yehs?
@@noob___ hes talking about the last move
Aaallllpppp selaaaaam
@ALP EŞKİNAT seeellllaa
aaaaaaammmmmmm
Merg: GOTTA DO THIS I CAN DO THIS *sweating intensifys*
Sans: DIE ALREADY A FEW DAYS AGO I WAS HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE KILLING U
you know the subtitles and stuf gonna be EPICLY AWESOME when merg no hits
Merg: stop talking
Most of community: Ah shit, here we go again
Ah,how classic.
Merg does a no hit
love the captions lol
SANS WHERE'S YOUR NOSE
You're a God at Undertale.
Oh man I totally didn’t see this coming the second he posted the first vid of this
This is the movement of someone who has memorized every attack
After so many of these, I'm beginning to wonder who the *real* maniac is....
hit or miss, i guess they never hit
*huh*
Hope you reach 1 mil soon Merg, take care!
And i know it's an old vid and prob he won't see this but am too lazy to go to the newest vid
"Hey Merg, how many fangames do you want no hit for the SANSfactory?"
Merg : *yes*
Sans:That's impossible!
Merg:Well, I'm a god.