Tony has messaged me privately since I definitely do know how to make not just one old-fashioned in a basic sense but have so many different derivatives because of the places I've worked and how people customize them. It's not that simple when someone orders one
@Sloth FromTheGooniez anyone who uses the word liberal or conservative in thier daily vocabulary are way gayer than actual cocksuckers though? Is it salty?
@@SnailHatan Amateur performers have a very short time to impress a panel of professionals in hopes of being signed and making it big. Which one does that sound like? Oh right, fuckin both of them.
@@606danco Alec, this is your doctor. Your family has told me about your recent internet history. I need to see you at the clinic. We can't afford to avoid treatment any longer.
And only the real fans know how good it WAS. Michael is still the GOAT and only reason I bother nowadays. Check out the show pre-pandemic when the band provided welcome relief from diva Tony. So cool to see Jeremiah killing it w/ the Scissor Bros. More laughs in one episode than all the Austin shows put together.
@@BusterMcCheese you’re very much in the minority thinking like this btw. Look at how the viewers have grown week by week. The band was great and I enjoyed them, but Tony MAKES THE SHOW. He commands the show and knows when/how to keep it moving. He’s very self aware and understands how he looks and comes across, especially to people who only know him from a couple out of context snippets. He loves playing the villain, but also is really compassionate when he’s criticizing comedians. Just read the comments- people love and hate many aspects of the show. There’s no clear cut love/hate/miss the band. That’s the beauty of the show though. Whether you hate watch or love watch, people are watching and most viewers keep on watching. I have full confidence Tony realizes this and can the show will only get better.
Discovered at 150 and immediately went through the catalog. Except for some really weird pandemic episodes that I watched out of pure loyalty, Kill Tony has been pure gold. What a way to finish a Monday night.
Holtzman is the best. Had the best surprise watching him close The Store. Didn’t know he was so raw. He had people running for the door, while I was laughing on the floor.
Band of gypsies is next level. In who knows, when buddy miles is vocally soloing its because hendrix broke a string in the heavy guitar solo prior. He goes off stage, changes his string and comes back while miles is basically guitar soloing with his vocal cords.
1:52:08 Michael tries to leave early and can't get past Holtzman to the point that Tony has to get involved; had me rollin'. What an amazing thing to top off an already jam-packed episode and cheers to Tony for keeping it so low-key
Well technically, I always ask how each customer prefers it. I thought I would impress him by asking how he prefers his but apparently he thinks an old-fashioned is a Manhattan. We have message back and forth privately and he wants to know when I'm coming back on. Not sure if he wants to redeem me or himself... Lol
@@isthismyfault actually, wives of rich a-holes at country clubs order a sugar rim so they can control their sugar intake and calories. Tony messaged me privately and asked when I'm going to be back on. We will revisit this conversation. I could go on for 10 minutes about old fashioned derivatives of how people customize the way they order.
The first guy was great, he should've got more praise. That Dallon guy is a perfect example of someone who doesn't get it. You have to be able to laugh at yourself, if you can't laugh at yourself, how is anyone else supposed to laugh at you
1:55:30 The band is a class act. They go from a four to a three-piece and don't miss a beat. Earth Wind and Fire featuring D-Madness to close out the show was Golden
Tony even has gone back and forth with me privately in messages and asked when I'm coming back on. I'm glad legit alcoholics and/or fellow bartenders noticed. 🤣
Dallon couldn't look MORE like a cop, look at his hair, he def did a few years in the marines, got out the second he could and got on the force thanks to veterans pref
OMG I knew I recognized Paul Syphrette the vegan exterminator from a more recent episode. He's memorable but later he ends up in a relationship (maybe with the comic he references here) and Tony forces him to get his first lap dance. I've never seen a man more loyal and uncomfortable 😆 🤣 And he has kept the joke book on him everywhere since!
I was wondering the same thing. He could have an earpiece in the drummer always has airpods in. Or he could be sitting right next to a really loud speaker system.
I wonder if Tony could barrow some of those runway lights from Spirit. They probably wouldn't miss them. And he could use them so the comedians could find their way to the stage.
"The fruit in an Old Fashioned is an integral part of the drink. If you're just dropping in a cherry and an orange and the end, may God have mercy on your soul. The fruit should be muddled along with the sugar and bitters." Redban is right, though. Total cop.
@@colbonic yea tony has no idea what goes in an old fashion and the fruit is not integral if done correctly with expressing the orange oil on the drink it should be aromatic and not actual fruit juice in there
The old fashioned is a cocktail made by muddling sugar with bitters and water, adding whiskey or, less commonly, brandy, and garnishing with orange slice or zest and a cocktail cherry. It is traditionally served in an old fashioned glass, which predated the cocktail
Absolutely not, the first recorded history of an old fashioned drink refers to asking for "a cocktail made the old fashioned way" Check out 'imbibe!' By dave wonderich. A great read detailing drink and bartending history 💋
@@raramcgee4982 its a wiki description...just read it again in full.i guess you can change the ingredients and process if you have time.i dont really care.cheers
I'm smart enough to know when Tony is in roast mode to just sit there and take my licks. Between high end bars and country clubs, there are so many different ways people order a customized old fashioned.
Literally feel so much better seeing this lol so worried it was actually canceled. Not many, or really any of this type of comedy show out there....keep er rollin tony!
Only a few more weeks til we hear - “hey everybody this is Redban coming to you live from the world famous Red Rose”
Exactly what I was thinking
The reason why is bullshit but it’s nice to see Tony have to eat shit since he feeds so much to everyone else for his own personal gain
Rorld famous**
@@seangreenwood6971 Rold famous joke wliting mistel mistel
You mean yellow rose
It’s amazing, Holtzman makes Redban look not as creepy
all I saw was two creeps and a gay guy lol
yeah what a disgusting creep HOLY
@@Twanvictorhow dare you 😂
He is cool asf tho and funny
Congrats, you got the bit.
Best live series ever. This is what late night TV should be. 🇵🇷💯🔥
Friends you're watching every week is reruns.
“Live”
Ya Tú Sabes
boriqua!!
@@alexhue752 i think he means live in front of audience lol
Tony roasting the guy for not knowing how to make an Old Fashion, then mistaking it for a Manhattan is gold.
Tony has messaged me privately since
I definitely do know how to make not just one old-fashioned in a basic sense but have so many different derivatives because of the places I've worked and how people customize them.
It's not that simple when someone orders one
@@xXdallonXx did you get the job?
@@xXdallonXx DID YOU GET THE JOB?
Give this man a shot
Even tho he’s a cop 🤣
Literally one of the worst people I’ve seen on the show.
“I’m not into racial humor at all” - Tony H.
That's the joke
It’s true.
@Sloth FromTheGooniez anyone who uses the word liberal or conservative in thier daily vocabulary are way gayer than actual cocksuckers though? Is it salty?
That quote didn’t age well
@Video Start Time Helper must be nice to live in that world
This is like the fucked up degenerate version of American Idol. And I love it.
This is exactly how I explain it to my friends when I tell them to watch it
The best
And that's why WE ALL LOVE IT!!
It’s nothing like that but okay
@@SnailHatan Amateur performers have a very short time to impress a panel of professionals in hopes of being signed and making it big. Which one does that sound like? Oh right, fuckin both of them.
I absolutely love that Tony sings the Third Eye Blind song no matter what the band is playing, I treasure it and its so beuatiful.
Closing time 😆 i noticed that too
Closing time???
You cannot Kill Tony
Yeah this a just a little chink in the armor, me love Tony long time.
I called it too :)
Well my knive can kill she is very Sharp oh and her name is buffy i give objects names
@@606danco Alec, this is your doctor. Your family has told me about your recent internet history. I need to see you at the clinic. We can't afford to avoid treatment any longer.
Isaiah Daniels can you send a cab Iam to drunk to walk or drive you know driving wont be a problem just give the clinic to your adres
This show is so good, only the real ones even know about it
And only the real fans know how good it WAS. Michael is still the GOAT and only reason I bother nowadays. Check out the show pre-pandemic when the band provided welcome relief from diva Tony. So cool to see Jeremiah killing it w/ the Scissor Bros. More laughs in one episode than all the Austin shows put together.
@@BusterMcCheese only reason I watch is William. I have to speed it up to under stand Michael.
@@BusterMcCheese Your bitterness is showing. Tony is the best.
if only the real ones know about it, how comes so much trash signs up for the minute?
@@BusterMcCheese you’re very much in the minority thinking like this btw. Look at how the viewers have grown week by week. The band was great and I enjoyed them, but Tony MAKES THE SHOW. He commands the show and knows when/how to keep it moving. He’s very self aware and understands how he looks and comes across, especially to people who only know him from a couple out of context snippets. He loves playing the villain, but also is really compassionate when he’s criticizing comedians. Just read the comments- people love and hate many aspects of the show. There’s no clear cut love/hate/miss the band. That’s the beauty of the show though. Whether you hate watch or love watch, people are watching and most viewers keep on watching. I have full confidence Tony realizes this and can the show will only get better.
LMAO peng got more famous for being a snitch rather than for being funny.
Not too dissimilar to Tony when you consider Tony got "famous" for latching onto others more famous than him despite not being funny himself.
@@bingbongthegong ^ he has a bad minute on kill tony 🤣🤣🤣
@@bingbongthegong yet you are here
@@bingbongthegong I’d be embarrassed to have my face associated with that comment as well
@@bingbongthegong Did you think about how pathetic you seem trolling a comedian with a following when you're a nobody?
D madness covering his ears during the female comics killed me. also his solo at the end was insane
Classic 😆
Yeah he fucking rips
@Kristy Vera but during the set? I know he talks to people for the band but he does it during trash sets too
fuck you for makin me think there would be a decent solo
@Kristy Vera were you one of the lady comics ???
Roasting Tony is a professional sport. There is always one big black guy that’s exceptionally better than everyone else’s
Lmaooooo
I’m glad to see another one of his fans with a sense of humor
Discovered at 150 and immediately went through the catalog. Except for some really weird pandemic episodes that I watched out of pure loyalty, Kill Tony has been pure gold.
What a way to finish a Monday night.
This dude is a trip. I can hear his laugh already
Must have been those shrooms you ate!
Tony got an old fashioned confused with a Manhatten
@@mr.rabbit2938 j
Oh man, i just went back and watched the old Brian Holtzman episodes and they were a blast. So ready for this one!
He's great, just how he laughed out loud at the first contestant's first joke!
I just discovered him and I'm going down the Holtzman rabbit hole. He's quickly becoming one of my favorites
What Kaylee lacks in personality she really makes up for in looks
She seems like the type of girl that would shit in your bed for a "prank"
@@HAL-9000. Prank or not, free food is free food.
The other episode she said into the mic “Yal aint tipping me so i aint doing shit.” Its so awkward when shes up there cuz she gets no love
@@isaiahdaniels5643 Redbannnnnnnn
😂🤣
I love it when Brian is on. The guy goes out his way to think of the craziest shit to buy just make you laugh ! LEGEND!!!!!!!
The weird bartender cop guy looks like he’s about to bust out into a full breakdance at any moment 😂
I thought I was the only one who saw that lol
Yeah he’s hilarious- I don’t think I’ve ever seen a guy stand feet so far apart……. It’s awkward…
Holtzman is the best. Had the best surprise watching him close The Store. Didn’t know he was so raw. He had people running for the door, while I was laughing on the floor.
On
Brian is one of the BEST 🙏
He's a sick pervert by the look of it.
Michael Lehrer was firing on all cylinders this week.
First guy was a beast!! Feel like he didn’t get much credit for his set
thanks yo I’ll be back for redemption
Paul Cyphers Comedy that crowd seemed really bad to me... i mean bad excuse but i loved your set
You must be one of his roommates
I agree. I liked Paul's jokes alot. They were smart and the crowd didn't get it
David's silent treatment joke is an Andrew Dice Clay joke. Not saying he stole it, just that it's been done
Yeah it's like the most basic premise ever. I knew some one did it first....
It’s been done a lot actually
Kill Tony is THE most awkward show and I keep coming back to watch the disaster
I’m glad I found Kill Tony from the Jim and Sam show, it’s entertaining as all heck to say the least 👍👍
What’s Jim and Sam?
Cool name bro!
“Lina dunkhams” Matt and Shane’s Secret podcast whaddup
The dawgs
This
SODTAOE
this cancel culture shit reminds me of ancient family disgrace over a daughter's virginity,
come back Tony
Never left
Booohooooo 🤣🤣🤣
Where did he go?
He didn't go anywhere though?
Why did this get 79 likes
Sending Love from Okinawa,Japan♡
I just left Okinawa a few weeks ago
Careful redban might dm you
Hai Sai! I'm in Oki too... You watching Kill Tony at work? lol
Gay
@@dubyah967
Hai Sai☆(◠‿◕) Stay Home shitemasu🤗
Playing Hendrix's Machine Gun before Dalan completely took me out of his set. Loved Watkins and crew but this band is BOSS
D Madness is the truth
Dog. Right???
Band of gypsies is next level. In who knows, when buddy miles is vocally soloing its because hendrix broke a string in the heavy guitar solo prior. He goes off stage, changes his string and comes back while miles is basically guitar soloing with his vocal cords.
1:52:08 Michael tries to leave early and can't get past Holtzman to the point that Tony has to get involved; had me rollin'. What an amazing thing to top off an already jam-packed episode and cheers to Tony for keeping it so low-key
Love Holtzman. 😎
Didn't even know about this show until the drama now I'm binging it
The 300,s and 400’s are pure gold. 400-404 were some of the best episodes so far for me.
D Madness blocking his ears from the guy's pitch is the best 36:00
“all time record 85 sign ups” kill tony has been evolving so much year after year and it’ll keep getting better i love it
Now it’s not under 200
1:29:21
Brian Holtzman checking this girl out here solidifies him truly being the creepiest Brian on the show. 🤣
@42:40 Tony confused a Manhattan with an Old Fashioned. Old Fashion is whiskey (usually bourbon, sometimes rye), sugar, and aromatic bitters.
And you muddle an orange & a cherry
Well technically, I always ask how each customer prefers it.
I thought I would impress him by asking how he prefers his but apparently he thinks an old-fashioned is a Manhattan.
We have message back and forth privately and he wants to know when I'm coming back on.
Not sure if he wants to redeem me or himself... Lol
@@xXdallonXx omg stop it already will ya!
That’s a Manhattan, not an old fashioned!
i was looking for this comment lol
The Brians are fkn hilarious 😂 passing Kayley’s panties I’m fkn 💀
It's depraved. Really.
@@cavemanvi why do you think he is serious lmao
People like Dallon are the worst, such a lack of self awareness.
I hate when Tony keeps those idiots on stage. I just sit & yell at my TV to get him off the stage! 😂😂😂
They called him out as a cop... that was easy 😂
Cops order old fashions with muddled fruit and a sugar rim.
@@isthismyfault actually, wives of rich a-holes at country clubs order a sugar rim so they can control their sugar intake and calories.
Tony messaged me privately and asked when I'm going to be back on.
We will revisit this conversation.
I could go on for 10 minutes about old fashioned derivatives of how people customize the way they order.
It’s worth suffering through some corny soundboard bites to hear moments of absolute gold like the Joe Rogan “ahhhhh”
I like when Redban stands up for himself. It's rare but should happen more often.
brings me great joy. he was on fire this ep.
He’s the bucket pull of the panel 😂
He love you Tony and stand behind you
The first guy was great, he should've got more praise. That Dallon guy is a perfect example of someone who doesn't get it. You have to be able to laugh at yourself, if you can't laugh at yourself, how is anyone else supposed to laugh at you
First guy was great the drunk dad joke had me laughing out loud
I think he's a sociopath
Dallon and cringe have the same number of letters.
Dallon is the worst.
So many things were wrong with that guy its crazy lol
Right?!
Fuck that dude.
And shame on him for not pointing out that Tony described a Manhattan instead of an old-fashioned.
@@xXdallonXx If that’s what you took out of that experience, your are way worse off than I thought.
LMAO @ "Holtzman holds the whole record for dry cleaning clothes bought at Goodwill." Funniest shit of the podcast.
1:55:30 The band is a class act. They go from a four to a three-piece and don't miss a beat. Earth Wind and Fire featuring D-Madness to close out the show was Golden
Tony has confused a Manhattan for an Old Fashion
I just said the same thing! 💯💯💯
I mean to be fair is just missing the bitters. I could see an old fashion with vermouth instead of bitters
Facts that was painful to hear lol
The bartenders there even backed him up haha
Tony even has gone back and forth with me privately in messages and asked when I'm coming back on.
I'm glad legit alcoholics and/or fellow bartenders noticed.
🤣
Holtzman definitely has a line of women waiting to me2
As if Tony is going to make less money now. He's a hero to Armor aficionados world wide.
Dallon coming in with the power rock stance
When you know you're about to get reamed, it's easier to take the wide stance and receive your punishment.
Dallon couldn't look MORE like a cop, look at his hair, he def did a few years in the marines, got out the second he could and got on the force thanks to veterans pref
He couldn't look more like he touches kids
The “boo-urns” bit was kinda funny
I'm naked in the back of my car, pissing into old vodka bottles. Trying to drink out of one still full.
Word 🤘
Has anyone mentioned that you dont make a Old Fashioned with Sweet Vermouth? I think Tonys thinking of a Manhattan. LOL
I'm glad you brought it up. What about the guy asking if you wanted a sugared rim?
I'm still very angry at the guy who posted Tony's anti-Asian jokes on Twitter. Bobby Lee or Bowen Yang.... whatever his name was. (WEI ZHONGXIAN)
It was a character piece. he just didn’t say ladder 14 afterwords!
Stop with the HH lingo. It was cringe then, it's just annoying now. Let it go
@@jsp7218 Dude you're in the comment section of RUclips. It's not that serious.
“You may be able to Tony the cancel, but youlll nevvvvvvvver cancel a Tony!!!!”
is what my Dad used to say to me.
Michael KILLED IT. A discount for my own chair 😂
I can't believe how serious that dude was being about that bartending job haha
That dude definitely does not know how to network.
Holtzman was killing me the whole time lol "Honey I'm hommmmmme, I had a HARD day....ugghhhhhh... YOU WANNA GET UP IN THERE!"
Yup, he’s on point
Give Holtzman a small joke book
Tony will live forever. Cancelling tony you guys are crazy
Micheal Lehrer had me Crying!!! Best set and Best Roast’s of the night!
OMG I knew I recognized Paul Syphrette the vegan exterminator from a more recent episode. He's memorable but later he ends up in a relationship (maybe with the comic he references here) and Tony forces him to get his first lap dance. I've never seen a man more loyal and uncomfortable 😆 🤣 And he has kept the joke book on him everywhere since!
👊💪
This show is great ! and there's 500+ episodes ?? Frkn awesome !
Why is D-Madness always covering his ears like he doesn't want to hear the comedians 🤣
I was wondering the same thing. He could have an earpiece in the drummer always has airpods in. Or he could be sitting right next to a really loud speaker system.
He's readjusting his mask all the time
Hearing cringe as a blind guy is like people seeing a fat, ugly naked woman and closing their eyes.
peep that Teddy Fresh hat the great Michael Lehrer is rocking this ep
“Tony likes donuts because they remind him of assholes” 😂😂😂
"I'm not into racial humor at all"
“Makes sense you’re repping Chicago because you thought it was the Wendy’s city” 💀 actually one of Tony’s best lmao
Great episode, glad they've got a few of these in the can as I'm not sure I can go a week without this show. 10/10
RIP Peng
Holtz looks like a Blark & Son character on the thumbnail 😆😬
This is my first introduction to Brian Holtzman I seriously believe he’s the funniest comic ever right now holy shit
He has a great character haha
Check out his part on the documentary on The Comedy Store. I'd like to see his special.
I wonder if Tony could barrow some of those runway lights from Spirit. They probably wouldn't miss them. And he could use them so the comedians could find their way to the stage.
When Garret left the stage I was thinkin Aw man he’s gonna kill himself and Redban let off the gun shot and kinda scared me🤣🤣🤣🤣
keep pumping them out bro .. one in the peng two in the stink you know what am sayin? one in the dang two in the tank
Lol fucking hilarious bro, first time trying to be funny?
@@-solidsnake- Step back from that deng, my friend.
@@-solidsnake- looool ya tbh
"The fruit in an Old Fashioned is an integral part of the drink. If you're just dropping in a cherry and an orange and the end, may God have mercy on your soul. The fruit should be muddled along with the sugar and bitters."
Redban is right, though. Total cop.
Absolutely wrong. But Tony was even more wrong with what he said it is
@@colbonic yea tony has no idea what goes in an old fashion and the fruit is not integral if done correctly with expressing the orange oil on the drink it should be aromatic and not actual fruit juice in there
What Tony described was a manhattan. Wondered if anyone else noticed
That was one of my favorite Michael lehrer sets in recent memory
The old fashioned is a cocktail made by muddling sugar with bitters and water, adding whiskey or, less commonly, brandy, and garnishing with orange slice or zest and a cocktail cherry. It is traditionally served in an old fashioned glass, which predated the cocktail
Absolutely. He described a Manhattan.
No water, you described water and whiskey with sugar. You are forgetting bitters.
Absolutely not, the first recorded history of an old fashioned drink refers to asking for "a cocktail made the old fashioned way"
Check out 'imbibe!' By dave wonderich. A great read detailing drink and bartending history 💋
@@raramcgee4982 its a wiki description...just read it again in full.i guess you can change the ingredients and process if you have time.i dont really care.cheers
I'm smart enough to know when Tony is in roast mode to just sit there and take my licks.
Between high end bars and country clubs, there are so many different ways people order a customized old fashioned.
Literally feel so much better seeing this lol so worried it was actually canceled. Not many, or really any of this type of comedy show out there....keep er rollin tony!
This pre recorded
I know its pre recorded....but recently found that out a few episodes back lol im just happy they r showin it tbh
been looking forward to this all week, there's no better show. I miss Joelllllllberg!!!
1:16:00 omg. Laughed and clapped so hard! Tony Hinchcliffe hits so good. Just on point and I appreciate that.
"WhistlePig..another local, Austin brand". Literally distilled in Vt. , Tony.
The funniest part of David Lucas’s set was that he does not understand how day light savings works at all.
The funniest thing about Dallon is him standing like the Eiffel tower legs all off to the side mad far of to the side and shit
Nobody is ever from Texas, and it’s terrifying me lol
Tony is totally into the first guy
Pretty sure an old fashioned doesn’t have vermouth in it.
I wonder how many people dallon got pulled over after the show for roasting him
Havent seen brian for awhile, thanks for getting him
Holtzman doesn't even look like Hitler in the thumbnail, it's fine everyone...
d madness looks like he's plugging his ears through some sets and its funny af
Holtzman is one of the best guests ever. Hes a cool ass dude too.
I don’t know why he’s running from the bulls when he could be running from Tony lol 😂
That guys is so weird “I can’t tell you what I do or I’ll get fired” maybe don’t get into comedy...
Dallons stance made me sick
Right the fuck was he doing
Dude could only bend in one place like a barbie doll
@@tech1238 lmao with his suspect ass
@@Koda11711 haha
Y'all don't know what it's like being an inanimate doll that's anatomically correct with limited moves.
The struggle is real
First dude said Lena Dunkems. Matt n Shane got their dawgz barkin in Austin
hearing all these ppl going manic trying to weasel their way in to a position for joe based on a parasocial relationship is really miserable ngl
Bass solo at the very end was killlllllllerrrr
Better be some William Montgomery goddamit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like how tony described a Manhattan instead of an old fashioned
Ping dang is the noise coins make when they hit your panhandling pot.
Haha