I remember seeing Holtzman one time at the Comedy Store. He told one joke that was bad then started aggressively yelling at the audience for not laughing and threatened to kill himself. It was the most hilarious shit I’ve ever seen 😭😂
If you ever find video of that on RUclips link it here immediately. I love watching KNOWN “famous” comedians bomb and then blame the crowd where they’re doing comedy for not understanding/ laughing at the jokes lol
Holtzman is such a weird character. I feel like if I introduced him to my friends I’d have to remind them that he’s cool more than once throughout the evening.
William trying to channel himself at 3 months sober is a very interesting watch! I'm working on getting back to 3 months sober again myself. It's the weirdest place to be. Inspiring
How out of touch do you have to be with regular people to not know what a bobble head is? Especially when it was the most technologically advanced toy he had as a child.
Holtzman when he was pretending to hit on that guy with the glasses was one of the best bits he kept crushing with lmao. I've heard of Brian Holtzman but never actually knew who he was. Deffs gonna google his stand up
I love when Tony says things like he knows them for sure when he doesn’t lol like the fainting goats.. Tony is just instantly like “that’s not real” it’s 100% real!😂
That's him forcing a laugh cuz his jokes are shit. It's a hack comedy trick and some people rely on it to an INSANE level (Holtzman) instead of being funny
Tony said being on kill Tony is like the new SNL, and he is absolutely right. I wish the kill Tony RUclips would do some sketch comedy as well. It’s so good the future is kill Tony.
Another phenomenal episode love to be able to get this weekly and not be one of those sad sad people who wont get to experience the weekly build up for every monday.
Dude...the guests, it's all in-house or comedy store peeps. The fallout from the oriental hidden cam is still being felt, no question. I'm still here though. Although I do miss that vibe with the band, Jeremiah and Joelberg were big parts of this show. But onward . . .
It has always been Tony's comedian buddies as guest 90% of the time. The only thing pang dang changed is they now are in a better venue, Hans is a new regular, and they got free advertising. All positives. If anything that shit helped Kill Tony
Agreed. I miss the best damned band in the land and the vibe of the comedy store it's unreplaceable, but it's still the best podcast out there. New band are badasses and the Vulcan vibe it's not so bad. Whole lot better than antowhatever
@@irabernstein that does explain it, but he was saying that before Brody died though, wasn’t he? I don’t remember when I first heard him say it but he’s been saying it for hundreds of episodes now Rest In Peace Steven Brody Stevens
Anytime Tony didnt recognize the song the band played, he subbed in the jumper lyrics. He mentioned that it irritated Jeremiah at first, but then it became a "Thing".
Lightweight for a northerner you . FOMO makes me unable to ignore the notification and even with the best intention to only watch it for a bit..once again , watching till the sun comes up and I'm starting my shift 2 hours later every week. I'm either more hardcore than you , or just dafter ...yawning my face off 😏
Tony looks like he owns a ranch where you ride cowboys.
ram ranch
Yeeehaw, Girlfriend!
best joke so far
I was waiting for a broke back mountain joke lol
hilarious
I remember seeing Holtzman one time at the Comedy Store. He told one joke that was bad then started aggressively yelling at the audience for not laughing and threatened to kill himself. It was the most hilarious shit I’ve ever seen 😭😂
If you ever find video of that on RUclips link it here immediately. I love watching KNOWN “famous” comedians bomb and then blame the crowd where they’re doing comedy for not understanding/ laughing at the jokes lol
@@thugginugly1941Ive seen that, it's cringe. Don't blame us, do better. Ya know?
@@thugginugly1941no need for a link, the 2 episodes at the HEB arena have something in it for you lol
I think thats just his style of comedy, judging from what ive seen on his appearances on kill tony.
@@jaypow7100%
That doorman Zach absolutely MURDERED. Quality set man, love that JOI bit.
I think William murdered as well
Tonight. I finally understand the entirety of those porn titles now.
Murdered it ? Wtf. Na
@@kyk2655 comedy is subjective?! 🤷🏻♂️
So clearly you’re into it as well haha
Holtzman is such a weird character. I feel like if I introduced him to my friends I’d have to remind them that he’s cool more than once throughout the evening.
😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣
I love Holtzman he’s one of the kindest new people in Austin. Also, all of my friends I’ve introduced him to love him like I do.
You shouldn’t care what your friends think about your friends.
You also shouldn't be telling your friends he's cool.
I kinda zoned around the 53:30 mark, and Holtzman’s insane laugh abruptly brought me out of it
Hey. Wanna funk?
That was the best laugh in the world
He's fucking insane I love this guy.
55:19 - that moment when you try and fist bump D-Madness and forget he’s actually blind
His buddy seemed to explain to D what just happenned and you can see them both cracking up
Just gotta make sure y'know?
Hahaha😂
I feel bad for people that love comedy and don't know about this show
Spread the word then. 😉
@@Philtr3 Spread the cheeks then
Theyd be better off without it, 99.9% of people are not funny and would ruin comedy more
The production on these has gotten amazing
It’s like they hired 5 Kuskos to film the show.
Wonder what kind of gifts Holtzman will be giving out tonight?!
Burger King
Two yellow highlighters
fucking highlighters like cmon, Holtzman is losing his mind
bad comedy
That laugh is incredible 😂
53:37
Someone needs to make a William Montgomery compilation of his screaming tangents
IM GONNA LOSE THE FUCKING CABOOSE
I LOVE BREAD!!!!!
WHO SAID THAT
HANS KIM IS F*CKING EVERYONE AND I CAN'T GET MY EYEBROWS DONE! HOLY SH*T! OH MY GOD!
@Glanderson Booper really I haven’t found one. I’m wanting to see a compilation of just his yelling fits
The manlier tony tries to dress... The further away from that goal he runs.
dressing like a gay cowboy is manly?
@@fr0zdify he tried for cowboy, overshot the runway and landed on gay cowboy.
@@fr0zdify r/whoosh
William closing the show is always perfect. I'm never really sure what I'm laughing at, but I'm laughing
pretty sure you know.. you aint eva eva gonna stop knowin!
I almost turned off Joe Rogan to turn this on. I stopped because this isn’t background noise for working on my car. KT gets my FULL attention
Nerd...
Lol jk me too.
Jre fan boy,
The real art form.
Whos Joe Rogan?
It’s crazy how much William has improved since he got sober
Hes thes best!!
I preferred him wasted. But im happy that he is sober if it makes him happy.
@@earthsoundsuk aww
He's not sober.
@@steveo6408 underrated
Where's the compilation of people trying to dab Dee Madness?
The mould was put securely in a vault after holtzman was made. My god hes out there.
What a compliment 👏🏼
Rarely do I crack up out loud as much as I do when I watch this show.
yeah ok
Exactly. Same here! Funny and consistent.
@@moneysuccesslegacy i cant imagine how low of an intelect level one must have to laugh out loud at KT
Never thought I'd see a worse Brian then Redban on the show. I stand corrected
lol
holtzman fucking rips
So true! What was with setting all the shit out for 5 minutes digging through his bag! Lol
He's so creepy
Is it me or does Tony become more and more "cowboy" each episode he's in Austin 😂😂
“He’s got a snake in his butt!”
at the moment, this is the best comedy show on youtube. laughing my fucking ass off each episode. lovin the improv novelty
Omg I was laughing so hard when we found out he replaced drinking with raisin bread and he can't stop eating it.
Love William Montgomery’s eyebrows 👍🏼
Yo wtf is wrong with Brian Holtzman 😂😂😂 dude is cracked
“Whooaaaa, three? The ol’ Temple of Doom over here” holy shit so funny
William trying to channel himself at 3 months sober is a very interesting watch! I'm working on getting back to 3 months sober again myself. It's the weirdest place to be. Inspiring
You didn't ask Hans about his 3 way experience last week!! My wife and I were waiting for that update 😂
Holtzman is the Man, he makes things so hallarious!!!! Keeping things Weird, love that style hahahaha
Yup
Is this his fake account or something? I didn’t hear him say anything that funny
Holzman is shit. He literally laughs like an insane person to try and force laughs out of the crowd in a very telling moment 53:00
How bout 30 minutes of General Montgomery, let him rolllllll !
so we can her the same set 30 times in a row?
Who said that?)
@M J Is this William Montgomery?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
👀 Only reason to be Happy for Mondays🐐🔥💯
First time I've ever agreed with a box of pancake mix
Cody going to give d knuckles when walking off the stage had me dead
One of my favorite small moments was Cody the little person trying to fist bump D madness (the BLIND bass player)
How out of touch do you have to be with regular people to not know what a bobble head is? Especially when it was the most technologically advanced toy he had as a child.
I'm so glad that Woody finally came out of the closet and turned into a real boy. 🤣
Holtzman is so underrated
He’s painfully unfunny
I don't understand Holtsman's style. Sometimes he's hilarious and others he just seems like a crazy guy. 😂 I'll have to look at some of his stand up.
I love the tony and David's roast battles there always a hoot
They really aren't dude..tony comes up with some good jokes but David lucas' roasts are truely awful, so so cringey
Brian Holtzman is the fuckin' king.
Holtzman when he was pretending to hit on that guy with the glasses was one of the best bits he kept crushing with lmao. I've heard of Brian Holtzman but never actually knew who he was. Deffs gonna google his stand up
"pretending"...
That shit was hilarious
the Clint Eastwood joke might've been the best of the episode
lol
literally no bs, I was thinking about more episodes with him over the weekend 😵💫 now I can manifest my girl coming back 🥺😂
Lmfaaaao
Shes in the broom closet with Hans right now
@@92ireland92 probably, no wonder she was devastated about leaving San Antonio
F that b
Literally William is one of my favorite comedians he’s hilarious
Can't wait too fucking see him live!!
I love when Tony says things like he knows them for sure when he doesn’t lol like the fainting goats.. Tony is just instantly like “that’s not real” it’s 100% real!😂
Brian has the most evil genius face i have ever seen, especially in the thumbnail 😂
That hans kissing segment is just weird and cringy now.
I hope he kisses a trans woman next time
It was cringe but then Holzman started begging and it became the whole Trinity of cringe, gross and desperate.
OK karen
Cody trying to fist bump Dmadness was the best moment of this one
Tony's just trolling us at this point. What is that outfit?😂
I got Woody from Boy Story lol
hahahah is this your first time seeing him? Nah they all look alike to me hahahahahaha
The Hans schtick is getting old and creepy my dudes.
Tony really giving in to the Woody from Toy story joke's ;p
The Hans kissing is just getting gross now honestly 😂 It was a good bit the first couple times.
How many episodes has that LP attended and he still tried to fistbump D Madness....I'm starting to question life's existence
Hans Kim really turned into a pro
This comment didnt age well
Holtzman asking Cody if "Nobody got in trouble for touching something they shouldn't touch" Bahahahahaha
Raisin bread's a hell of a drug
That's him forcing a laugh cuz his jokes are shit. It's a hack comedy trick and some people rely on it to an INSANE level (Holtzman) instead of being funny
Tony looks like he's been ripping rails with those glasses on
Redban definitely on it too
I never thought Roger Stone would panel on something like this
Tony dressed like Austin Powers if it was a western movie.
1:00:56 so simple but I was dying 😂
Tony said being on kill Tony is like the new SNL, and he is absolutely right. I wish the kill Tony RUclips would do some sketch comedy as well. It’s so good the future is kill Tony.
Joe likes to say he looks like Draco Malfoy, but all I see is Dobby the House Elf wearing a Draco wig.
To be fair, even straight Johnny Depp looks like gay Johnny Depp.
Mixing crown royal with anything other than ice should be illegal
Welcome back D Madness!! I know youre reading this
Another phenomenal episode love to be able to get this weekly and not be one of those sad sad people who wont get to experience the weekly build up for every monday.
Sometimes I think Tony only like Lucas because he wants to roast him BACK.
Tony looks like a penciled with no eraser.
Pencil*
Somebody give Holtzman a gatorade I came here to see him yell at somebody.
I cant wait to see what Holtzman gives away???!??!?!?!
Dude...the guests, it's all in-house or comedy store peeps. The fallout from the oriental hidden cam is still being felt, no question. I'm still here though. Although I do miss that vibe with the band, Jeremiah and Joelberg were big parts of this show.
But onward . . .
It has always been Tony's comedian buddies as guest 90% of the time. The only thing pang dang changed is they now are in a better venue, Hans is a new regular, and they got free advertising. All positives. If anything that shit helped Kill Tony
Too bad none of these old school comedy store guys are really very funny
Agreed. I miss the best damned band in the land and the vibe of the comedy store it's unreplaceable, but it's still the best podcast out there. New band are badasses and the Vulcan vibe it's not so bad. Whole lot better than antowhatever
@@bsx121 agreed..
@@92ireland92 dropped from his agencies and guests are clearly being affected. My man will overcome, but to deny is delusional
Imagine knowing you can take a Monday and make a bars money for the week. Crazy stuff Tony.
Starts at @11:09
55:19 Cody tries to give a blind man a fist bump
Will somebody please tell me who stepped off the ledge in Tony’s life?
steven brody stevens :(
@@irabernstein that does explain it, but he was saying that before Brody died though, wasn’t he? I don’t remember when I first heard him say it but he’s been saying it for hundreds of episodes now
Rest In Peace Steven Brody Stevens
It seemed to start with Jeremiah and Pat and a love for a special song called Third Eye Blind "Jumper"
Anytime Tony didnt recognize the song the band played, he subbed in the jumper lyrics. He mentioned that it irritated Jeremiah at first, but then it became a "Thing".
Love the Mexican dude in the bottom left in the striped shirt just ripping his dab pen all night lmaooo
Sheffield UK.
The odd hours are always worth it ❤️😊🙏 xo
Probably not too bad since y'all have been locked down eh? Last I checked they were talking about easing some of the authoritarianism, any luck?
Worth it every early Tues morning!! Best way to wake up in my opinion
Lightweight for a northerner you . FOMO makes me unable to ignore the notification and even with the best intention to only watch it for a bit..once again , watching till the sun comes up and I'm starting my shift 2 hours later every week. I'm either more hardcore than you , or just dafter ...yawning my face off 😏
Always makes me laugh when someone trys to fistbump Dmadness unsuccessfully 😎👊🏻..ha
At this point women are afraid they're going to catch something from Hans Kim lol
show starts at 11:00 crazy amount of ads
Holtzman I feel like we will find out he did some grimy shit his energy weird af lmao
Naw it’s never been the guys that are face value like that. I mean, Cosby never seemed creepy on stage and look at him.
@@sillysissyphus4877 nah Cosby always odd too, felt like Steve Harvey vibes
The ads are fucking insane
Tony looking like Cowboy Freddie Mercury
34:52 Tony fucking with Redban by pretending he was gonna give the first-timer a big jokebook haha
I'm sign my ass up next time I'm in San Antonio
Holtzman lookin like Pablo Escobar Jr
11:09 start the show
Thank you
Brian Holtzman clearly interested in that young dude, Gabe.
Tony looks like Joe Exotic
You can really hear the pyschopath in redbans voice when he does the reads. Once you hear it you can't unhesr it
Does anyone know the song the band was playing in the beginning?
Hans Kim has the look of love every time he makes out with with the girls on stage it’s so funny. Also did I miss Michael Lehrer?
Don’t order Michael’s merch online, it’s a scam, no tshirt arrives and your cc is charged. Ordered the future truth teller shirt or so I thought
You should make a t-shirt that says i love it
You’re adorable fuck yeah
Literally only watching William's set at 1:41:20
Just got into this guy. His stand up was epic. Really refreshing in these dark SJW times. Wow he really does look like a gay Woody!
That guy Gabe looks like the guy who killed Versace.
I’d love to see Jeremiah and Joel as some band guests 🥲
@Enjoy The Decline they are going to be the band again when the show can tour
Boom. Kill Tony Portland was my first stage also. 😎✌️ Now I'm addicted.
This was a good show
Yay another episode with Holtzman. Watching old scumbags drool over every woman they see is my favorite thing to do on Monday nights.
Why the fuck isn’t this the best and most promoted show on RUclips?