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TONY GAETA ▶︎ / heyantuthere
AARON MLINER ▶︎ / aaronmliner
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ANDI HICKS
Concept by Stevie Emerson
Written by Wyatt Gallitz
/ wyattgallitz
Directed by Alex Varonos
Edited by Stevie Emerson
Assistant Editor Mikey Brockmann ▶︎ / mikeybrockmann
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stevie emerson funny gen z courtroom nikki howard meme cap goat
"Objection!"
"Overruled, let him cook"
law school is gonna have new terms lol
props to the cast for executing what must have been the most difficult script in history of scripts
No cap?
On god, my G
fr fr
straight fax
No 🧢...lol😂
This dialogue is a full on lesson on modern slang
Most of these are African American vernacular, white people ruined it unfortunately.
Exactly what I was thinking 🤣 I picked up a few things from it
I read full nelson
no cap.
Not so much a lesson. I've got no idea what any of it means.
"Objection your honor, stop pressing my boi"😂😂
you're being a bit cringe sis
Daddy! 😂💀💀
ZADDY
Still waiting for a Gen X spy thriller where they can't figure out what the enemy is doing because they think everything is encrypted but it's just Gen Z slang.
Modern day Navajo Code Talkers
Like, whatever, dude. Spying ain't all that and a bag of chips.
@@NJGuy1973 Yeah, it goes both ways :)
Steven He already did that!
@@NJGuy1973Spies are kinda sus!
The judge was fantastic. Keeping a sense of decorum while delivering hilarious lines with great comedic timing.
100% agree. His delivery was perfect, every line… “it’s a little bit salty” 😂
Daddy was killing it 🔥
Fr So baste.
Never have I ever been so offended by something I 100% agree with.
looks like they missed out this line
Wtf is pushing p?
@@syahidkacak Pushing Positivity
LOL
@@unknownentiti2351 for real? 😅
‘He’s giving main character energy’ 😂😂😂
Had me weak bro 🤣🤣
Go off, KING
That one killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Those two were my absolute favorites!
1:01
"You're just the CEO of.. lying on the stand"
😂😂😂😂
0:59
"Clearly you understood the assignment." The scariest thing about this skit is how accurate the script is. Props to everyone who had to suffer through the making of this video.
The “skrt skrt” from the judge killed me
OMG i died laughing at that
Lmao fr 🤣
What does that even mean?
Hahahah
@@nate2759 hahahah that’s what I was thinking 😂
This whole courtroom was .... out of pocket
Lmao
On god
no cap
Word big dawg
Fr fr
"Is this on god?"
"Its always on god!"
"Sheesh!!" Sent me😂💀
That guy in the blue was soooo good 😂
The girl sitting behind “sheesh” guys broke character and smiled. SO funny 😂
2:31 is the judge getting order by shouting "ALL YALL EXTRA!!" 😭🤣
on god
Erm, what the Sigma?!
@@dogdriver70 Deadass!
@@IsaiahRichards692 that's more gen alpha
This feels like a scene from an "idiocracy" prequel.. My brain hurts now.
Right. 🫡
nah. Every generation has its own slang which sounds "weird" to older people. There was a time when people using "cool" to mean something besides literally referring to temperature was considered weird and a degeneration of language. Get on the trolley.
I'm terrified that this will be essentially a documentary in a few years.
Fr fr Ong no cap.
@@aidanhickey9845 Deadass?
L
Nah but I wouldn’t be surprised if someone made a documentary on the history of slang and used this as an example.
Don't be afraid embrace the chaos otherwise you'll just lose you mind
This is more difficult to understand than Mandarin.
Pov: You aren't from gen z🤣🤣
Oh wait, thats a good thing...
Correct, much more difficult…
yeah i could only understand about 40%
Tell me you're over 30 without telling me your age
@@ashshawon6840 🤣🤣🤣
"Is this, on God?"
- "It's ALWAYS on God!"
I can't understrand a word of this.
You have to have an updated version to understand it
go back to the nursery home grandpa.
@@Haydenwolf344more like a downgrade.
Boomer alert
Are you 60? 😅😅😅😅
With help of Urban Dictionary, 30 minutes, 3 replays and video caption. I can whole ass say, no cap, this is, dead ass, fire.
Can you spare me the time and provide translations?
@@themountain3461 "Not to lie, but this is amazing and exciting"
Fr fr?
@@thatdude123 thanks, but I meant the whole video 😅🙏
@@themountain3461 Ah
She couldn't hold her laugh 2:08 😂
Nice catch 😂😂😂😂
I just keep tapping 2:08. Not capping. I keep smiling
Cause you like little girls?@skybuilding5182
Because it's always on God 😂
She held her laugh
"Tell me he's badgering my client without telling me he's badgering my client" My favorite line for sure
Saaame, it’s so OD and such a tiktok phrase that i fuckin hate😂😂😂
"Oooh he's definitely vibing." 🤣
skrrt skrrt, get to the point had me dead
"Take your seat Mr.Simpsom you'll have your chance to clap back"
"This ain't it chief"
😂
"take *several* seats"
Messed me up 😂
2:45 "You big messed up son'"
I felt that. Judge was giving Main Character Vibes, ngl.
The Judge was definitely giving main character energy throughout 😂 "All y'all extra" as he taps the gavel
@@user-et2ng1qb2m mr. simpson was cooking, high-key mc vibes
That Zaddy to the judge killed me 😂
I LOVE the video starting off as normal then the build-up to the first slang term and then the way everything just spirals out of control. POV you deadass fr cooked on this one blud!
I’m in my 50’s and I’m not sure what I just witnessed here.
"Thats cap your honor" had me rolling🤣
I don't even know how to yeet!
what does that mean?
I thought cap means a lie? I'm so lost now.
@@marklines5816 Cap means bullshit. So when he says "that's cap your honour" he's saying "that's bullshit your honour".
@OpenYourMind Watch some Among Us vids. "That's cap (or just "cap")" really means "That's BS". Some other Among Us slang: "to marinate someone" means "to manipulate someone into believing you or your lies" and "that's sus" means "that's suspicious/that sounds like a lie" (this one is pretty self-explanatory)
You got me fucked up with this one Stevie
No kizzy
"Skrrt skrrt get to the point"
Deadass
Deadass
On God, bruv
Take several seats Mr. Simpson, you’ll have your chance to clap back😂
I just started laughing hard at this point, no cap
I love how they went into this skit so gently and then slapped you upside the head!
The vibes in this court are astronomical
*sigh,* okay:
Defendant: there's definitely plenty of Instagram and Snapchat [disappearing pictures] to prove that
Lawyer: This party you speak of: how would you describe it?
Defendant: the party was positively [awesome]
Prosecutor: that's [a lie] your honor; it's [appearing to be] leading questions
Judge: [Calm down] Mr Simpson you'll have your chance to [respond]
Prosecutor: this [is lame] chief
L: so the night your girlfriend went missing you hosted a [awesome] party
Defendant: [You can say that again]
L: [I'm done]
J: we should [share your video showing your perspective] when it's your turn to [respond]
Prosecutor: I just have one problem with Mr Jennings statement here. You see, Mr Jennings went under oath less than a month ago. You said that this party was straight up [lame and trying too hard]
Defendant: [That's a lie]
P: You're just the [biggest liar] on the stand
Defendant: [No way]
P: so then this party can't hold the cell?
Defendant: [Do you swear]?
P: [darn right]
L: objection your honor stop [putting pressure on him]
J: you're being a bit [embarassing]
L: [Old man?!]
J: clearly you [knew what you were doing]
P: I [don't lie]
J: a little bit [bitter] now
P: Mr Jennings would you agree that you [have style]
Jury 1: oh he's definitely [cool]
P: That feeling when you [used to be ugly but turned good-looking]
D: [yes?]
P: well Mr Jennings I'm just curious and ladies and gentlemen
please don't let this [fail]
Jury 2: he's [owning this like he's on tv and the main character]
P: Mr Jennings why'd you [suddenly change]
D: I didn't [suddenly change]
P: that's [a lie] and you know
D: I'm [the shit]
J2: [tell him!]
P: this is [very funny], Mr Simpson
J2: [awkward]
P: Because I was at this party, and when you arrive you were [startled]. You were [complaining] all over the place because within minutes you [left] that party
J1: he's [cute]
D: [Lie], I don't even know how to [get out of somewhere quickly]
L: [he's badgering my client]
J: Overruled
P: [word]
J: I need the [truth]
D: [A video was posted of me singing the Pony song]
P: [You were but then changed]
Jury 3: [This is so funny] bro
P: you are [suspicious]
D: Your honor, are you seriously gonna let [these lies] go on in your…
J: [Repeat a part of the story again] and get to the point
P: see Mr Jennings left the party early I'm not [lying]
J2: is this [definitely true]
P: it's always [definitely true]
J2 and J3: [wowwwww]
P: you see the party was his Alibi
J3: I'm [in shock]
D: okay [old person]
P: and this young man is not the [great and confident person] you all think he
is
D: I can't [believe this]
P: the [really great person] was Alyssa Johnson
J2: he's about to [say a lot]
P: Mr Jennings murdered in cold blood when he left this party
D: I'm sorry your honor I can't [lie] anymore okay. I am [suspicious]
J: All y'all are [overreacting]
D: your girlfriend didn't like your [style] so you choked her to death in the driveway. I know that's [problematic], I'm [problematic]
J: Big [mistake]
P: It's the spending life behind bars [that makes me happy]
Thanks for this translation.
Why'd you translate it? It beat the whole point. 😭
I know I'm a bit late to the party but I have a couple questions:
1. "P: so this party can't hold the cell?" what does this mean?
2. " L: [Old man?!]" does she say "saddie" as slang here? I'm having trouble understanding/piecing it together.
3. after "J: a little bit [bitter] now" the 2 guys in the crowd say... "wig(???)" I think... what does that mean?
4. "D: I'm [the shit]" does the guy say "I'm a whole ass move" or "I'm a whole ass mood?"
I have no clue about question 1, but I can try to answer the other ones.
2. She’s saying daddy, pronounced in that way for dramatic effect maybe.
3. They do say wig! If I got it right, it means “so shocking or good that someone’s wig flew off”
4. Wholeass mood
Hell nah😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm 69, understood nothing but loved it and found it hilarious. Each generation has their own and I find this video far out and groovy! Right on, solid and peace ✌️.
29 your generation at least makes sense (for example I’ve never used the terms far our or Groovy but it’s not hard to understand what it means)
Gen Z may as well have been speaking another language
@@FalconFlyer75 you only understand it because it's been around since you were born.
Ha, 69. Nice👌
What is 69 doing in the comments section?
@@gregwoodin5630 why not? Can't I enjoy the work of younger people?
The way I was expected him to say “chair but make it electric” at the end 😭😭😭
I hate that I understood all of that
I hate that I only understood 33% of that. Yay 30.
42. Maybe 10%.
I understand all😭
🧢
I love that I only understood like 10% of that.
"PErioddd" as she walked away XD iconic!
Ngl on god that boi yeeted 1:44 fr
shoutout to the editing here, fast paced! great performances and writing too as always
It’s the fast pace that really sells it especially with the judge
Can't believe a bunch of millennials could execute this without being cringe
That yet dance at 1:45 tho 🤣🕺
Tell me he's badgering my client without telling me he's badgering my client
"Overruled" 😭🤣🤣 epic dialogue writing
I am absolutely horrified, I understood %10 of this.
I understood 40% and I'm still scared ☠️
boomer
110%
Boomer alert
I think you shouldn't be. If you understood all of it then yes, you should be really scared
The funniest part of this is you know they have no idea what they're actually saying!
0:27 you can tell the judge wants to laugh
The judge “take several seats you’ll have your chance to clap back” 😂😂😂
I can't imagine how much fun all y'all had making this. 😂Legit
My favorite part is “that’s cap your honor “ 😂
As a millennial/ gen z cusp I can now confirm that I identify as ONLY a millennial
I'm so very very generation x. Now I know
Same. I’m 28 and didn’t understand shit in this. Genz is something different. I’m gonna go back to listening to the Lion King soundtrack
We never had weird slang. Respek, ya feel me?
@@flashlightwashcloth7283im 28 and i understood what they were saying. But interestingly enough, as much as i understood, i have never used any of those words personally. At least i dont think i have.
Lol i don't think being millennial is any better, gen z are incompetent, but millennials are narcissistic and evil
2025: In 25 years, we'll have flying cars and cure for cancer
2050:
I’m not even 21 yet, why is this incomprehensible?
This is unironically the best video I've ever seen in my life No cap, fr on god
Fr fr no cap bruv
It's always on god.
Nah das a 🧢
sheesh
Deadass?
Stevie and co delivers once again. Sincerely hoping they continue to grow as they are putting out some of the best content in all of RUclips.
Hundo P
Fr no cap.
Stray fax
On god
this shit bussin bussin
-"Is always on God!"
-"Sheeeeshhhh"
Lmao I'm weak 😭💀this one is a W period.🤣
Periodt
As a boomer lawyer, I get the broad strokes, but would like to see a translation so I can enjoy the nuance. Over all, fascinating-no cap.
"Your honor, my client said on his mama therefore he is innocent"
"It's the spending life behind bars for me"😂😂
"ceo of lying on the stand"
See the thing is I’ve gotten so used to this language that it didn’t even notice it was “Gen z slang” 😭😭
As a 32 y/o, I understand 1% of the gen z slang.
same :(
I am 18. I am not an American marine that's why I didn't understand nothing
I am 33 and it legit sounded like a foreign language.
I'm barely 26 and I didn't understand shit..
Sadly I'm in my 30s and know most of it...ngl a lot of this slang was more of black/urban thing before it went full on tiktok lol
Edit, script, and cast are fire AF no cap
you forgot to mention "arcs", like I just awakened bros villlian arc, or bring up rising and falling action, and climax, bro just hit his peak/climax
Another court session is needed, a series would do.😂😂
2:08 love how the girl in the back couldn’t hold it in anymore and was about to laugh lol
Lmao
I didn't understand half of the stuff they said but when Nikki said Daddy to the Judge, I lost it.
I KNOW lmaooooo
i believe she said 'zaddy'
Zaddy
zaddy
@@jch010 what does that mean???? 😭
When I first saw Idiocracy (2006) I never would have guessed it will become reality
"Do you swear to tell the truth, no cap, on god?"
"On mah Mamma!"
*Slamming the gavel repeatedly* "ALL YALL EXTRA!"
This broke me
The judge🙌🙌🙌🙌😂
Keeping a straight face. Awesome acting.
This feels like a prequel to Idiocracy
"bestie i'm literally innocent but go off ig"
How does this video not have a million views already, it's tightly written and the acting was spot on.
"he's giving main character energy" craked me up
That dude had the funniest lines
“That’s cap your honor, It’s giving leading question” “this ain’t it, chief”😂😂
I'm a speaker/learner of English (as a foreign language). And I only understood "sus" among all those slang words. Jesus you devastated me 😵💫😮💨
Congratulations to those who understood more than 30% of this. Your vocabulary is messed up😂😂
The way they got all the words on point, is so real
Ong
finally....after days of marathoning tf out of this channel ive finally caught up with you guys
Wait for Gen Alpha to be of age to be in a courtroom
The pacing is so great. Great acting and writing💯
I'm wrapped up holding myself with that laugh that's so hard it's almost silent. This is the best thing I've ever seen 😂
You should use subtitles like in "Airplane" when they translated "sheeeeett" into "golly"
THIS!
Lmao yesss 😂
If aliens come to earth, this is going to be the first thing I show them
POV: Courtooms in 2060
This was missing lowkey and riz! 😅
thought bout that too but I think this was before it
this is like a MUCH better version of the SNL skit w/ Elon Musk
SNL is trash compared to Stevie and crew.
@@JW-qd3ol 100% agree
Eh. They are both cringe. But the pacing was better on the SNL. They were going for a fast pace on this one on purpose but it felt off for how I see the pace that Gen Z acts sometimes unlike the SNL which looked a lot how I would expect them act. Also….Elon Musk. Both are good for their own reasons.
Greatest skit *EVER!* I know y'all had *Hella* bloopers filming this one 😂
This is why it's called slang, because you don't substitute every word with it. Imagine people actually talking in full slang mode.
"Skirt skirt get to the point"😂
Normally when people make fun of us they just throw a bunch of random slang at it that makes no sense, but this is actually perfect.
At this rate the English language is gonna be unrecognizable by the time Gen Z are grandparents.
"Your honor tell me he is badgering my client without telling me he is badgering my client" Judge: "overruled"
I had to replay it three times when Nikki said " period " haha shes so funny and her delivery is always amazing! xD
I think she said periot
Even with subtitles I didn't understand about 70% of this. I'm old dammit 😅
It was the YEET FOR ME🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀
"is this on god?"
"Its always on god"
😂😂😂
"Skrrt.skrrt...get to the point " 😂
This was deadass a full on slang lesson ngl
"DADDY" 😂😂😂
He’s about to go off 😂😂😂😂😂
That bit low key slapped on God Brodie had me weak wit the Period Ahh period uhh Sis was on deck but ngl wha had me was the dis ain’t it chief lol frfr I deadass laughed skit was fire on the dead homies bruh no cap
On my mama cuh
I had to watch this one with captions just to keep up
1:08
Love your guy's work, always hilarious. Definitely always bringing that main character energy.