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ANDI HICKS
Concept by Stevie Emerson
Written by Wyatt Gallitz
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Directed by Alex Varonos
Edited by Stevie Emerson
Assistant Editor Mikey Brockmann ▶︎ / mikeybrockmann
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stevie emerson funny gen z courtroom nikki howard meme cap goat 
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This dialogue is a full on lesson on modern slang
Most of these are African American vernacular, white people ruined it unfortunately.
Exactly what I was thinking 🤣 I picked up a few things from it
I read full nelson
no cap.
Not so much a lesson. I've got no idea what any of it means.
I hate that I understood all of that
I hate that I only understood 33% of that. Yay 30.
42. Maybe 10%.
I understand all😭
🧢
I love that I only understood like 10% of that.
That Zaddy to the judge killed me 😂
As a millennial/ gen z cusp I can now confirm that I identify as ONLY a millennial
I'm so very very generation x. Now I know
Same. I’m 28 and didn’t understand shit in this. Genz is something different. I’m gonna go back to listening to the Lion King soundtrack
We never had weird slang. Respek, ya feel me?
@@flashlightwashcloth7283im 28 and i understood what they were saying. But interestingly enough, as much as i understood, i have never used any of those words personally. At least i dont think i have.
Lol i don't think being millennial is any better, gen z are incompetent, but millennials are narcissistic and evil
props to the cast for executing what must have been the most difficult script in history of scripts
No cap?
On god, my G
fr fr
straight fax
No 🧢...lol😂
Never have I ever been so offended by something I 100% agree with.
looks like they missed out this line
Wtf is pushing p?
@@syahidkacak Pushing Positivity
LOL
@@unknownentiti2351 for real? 😅
"Take your seat Mr.Simpsom you'll have your chance to clap back"
"This ain't it chief"
😂
2:31 is the judge getting order by shouting "ALL YALL EXTRA!!" 😭🤣
This is more difficult to understand than Mandarin.
Pov: You aren't from gen z🤣🤣
Oh wait, thats a good thing...
Correct, much more difficult…
yeah i could only understand about 40%
Tell me you're over 30 without telling me your age
@@ashshawon6840 🤣🤣🤣
‘He’s giving main character energy’ 😂😂😂
Had me weak bro 🤣🤣
Go off, KING
That one killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Those two were my absolute favorites!
She couldn't hold her laugh 2:08 😂
I can't understrand a word of this.
You have to have an updated version to understand it
go back to the nursery home grandpa.
@@snowthewolfskypupmore like a downgrade.
Boomer alert
The “skrt skrt” from the judge killed me
OMG i died laughing at that
Lmao fr 🤣
What does that even mean?
Hahahah
@@nate2759 hahahah that’s what I was thinking 😂
This whole courtroom was .... out of pocket
Lmao
On god
no cap
Word big dawg
Fr fr
The judge was fantastic. Keeping a sense of decorum while delivering hilarious lines with great comedic timing.
My favorite part is “that’s cap your honor “ 😂
I'm terrified that this will be essentially a documentary in a few years.
Fr fr Ong no cap.
@@aidanhickey9845 Deadass?
L
Nah but I wouldn’t be surprised if someone made a documentary on the history of slang and used this as an example.
Don't be afraid embrace the chaos otherwise you'll just lose you mind
"Is this on god?"
"Its always on god!"
"Sheesh!!" Sent me😂💀
That guy in the blue was soooo good 😂
The way I was expected him to say “chair but make it electric” at the end 😭😭😭
The judge🙌🙌🙌🙌😂
Keeping a straight face. Awesome acting.
With help of Urban Dictionary, 30 minutes, 3 replays and video caption. I can whole ass say, no cap, this is, dead ass, fire.
Can you spare me the time and provide translations?
@@themountain3461 "Not to lie, but this is amazing and exciting"
Fr fr?
@@thatdude123 thanks, but I meant the whole video 😅🙏
@@themountain3461 Ah
"Thats cap your honor" had me rolling🤣
I don't even know how to yeet!
what does that mean?
I thought cap means a lie? I'm so lost now.
@@marklines5816 Cap means bullshit. So when he says "that's cap your honour" he's saying "that's bullshit your honour".
@OpenYourMind Watch some Among Us vids. "That's cap (or just "cap")" really means "That's BS". Some other Among Us slang: "to marinate someone" means "to manipulate someone into believing you or your lies" and "that's sus" means "that's suspicious/that sounds like a lie" (this one is pretty self-explanatory)
I'm wrapped up holding myself with that laugh that's so hard it's almost silent. This is the best thing I've ever seen 😂
"its the spending life behind bars for me"😹😹😹😹I can't
You got me fucked up with this one Stevie
No kizzy
"Skrrt skrrt get to the point"
Deadass
Deadass
On God, bruv
Take several seats Mr. Simpson, you’ll have your chance to clap back😂
I just started laughing hard at this point, no cap
How does this video not have a million views already, it's tightly written and the acting was spot on.
"PErioddd" as she walked away XD iconic!
2:45 "You big messed up son'"
I felt that. Judge was giving Main Character Vibes, ngl.
The Judge was definitely giving main character energy throughout 😂 "All y'all extra" as he taps the gavel
Tell me he's badgering my client without telling me he's badgering my client
"Overruled" 😭🤣🤣 epic dialogue writing
"Oooh he's definitely vibing." 🤣
"Tell me he's badgering my client without telling me he's badgering my client" My favorite line for sure
Saaame, it’s so OD and such a tiktok phrase that i fuckin hate😂😂😂
We gonna need an entire series. This is better than any lawyer series
on god
@@seitavw 😂😂 facts
He's giving main character vibes
Fax
for real
I'm 69, understood nothing but loved it and found it hilarious. Each generation has their own and I find this video far out and groovy! Right on, solid and peace ✌️.
29 your generation at least makes sense (for example I’ve never used the terms far our or Groovy but it’s not hard to understand what it means)
Gen Z may as well have been speaking another language
@@FalconFlyer75 you only understand it because it's been around since you were born.
Ha, 69. Nice👌
What is 69 doing in the comments section?
@@gregwoodin5630 why not? Can't I enjoy the work of younger people?
Greatest skit *EVER!* I know y'all had *Hella* bloopers filming this one 😂
It's the spending life behind bars for me got me weak af 🤣
shoutout to the editing here, fast paced! great performances and writing too as always
It’s the fast pace that really sells it especially with the judge
Can't believe a bunch of millennials could execute this without being cringe
That yet dance at 1:45 tho 🤣🕺
I am absolutely horrified, I understood %10 of this.
I understood 40% and I'm still scared ☠️
boomer
110%
Boomer alert
I think you shouldn't be. If you understood all of it then yes, you should be really scared
Nikki is so awesome. She would be amazing in movies and SNL.
“Mr. Jennings why you switch up?”
Courtroom -😮🫢🤯
Me - 😅😂🤣👍🏼
The collective "sheeeesh" at 2:08 had me weak, no cap ong.
I’m snatched, okay boomer and 😂
It got the girl behind them too.
This is unironically the best video I've ever seen in my life No cap, fr on god
Fr fr no cap bruv
It's always on god.
Nah das a 🧢
sheesh
Deadass?
“That’s cap your honor, It’s giving leading question” “this ain’t it, chief”😂😂
I'm unfortunately a gen z and this is the most painful thing I have seen all week
I can't imagine how much fun all y'all had making this. 😂Legit
"It's the spending life behind bars for me"😂😂
"ceo of lying on the stand"
See the thing is I’ve gotten so used to this language that it didn’t even notice it was “Gen z slang” 😭😭
This no cap an art period
skrrt skrrt, get to the point had me dead
As a 32 y/o, I understand 1% of the gen z slang.
same :(
I am 18. I am not an American marine that's why I didn't understand nothing
I am 33 and it legit sounded like a foreign language.
I'm barely 26 and I didn't understand shit..
Sadly I'm in my 30s and know most of it...ngl a lot of this slang was more of black/urban thing before it went full on tiktok lol
Stevie and co delivers once again. Sincerely hoping they continue to grow as they are putting out some of the best content in all of RUclips.
Hundo P
Fr no cap.
Stray fax
On god
this shit bussin bussin
That bit low key slapped on God Brodie had me weak wit the Period Ahh period uhh Sis was on deck but ngl wha had me was the dis ain’t it chief lol frfr I deadass laughed skit was fire on the dead homies bruh no cap
On my mama cuh
2:13 "I can't even" 😂
2:08 love how the girl in the back couldn’t hold it in anymore and was about to laugh lol
Lmao
Edit, script, and cast are fire AF no cap
The pacing is so great. Great acting and writing💯
That "I'm weak bruh" is the most spot on line I have ever heard in a video or movie.
-"Is always on God!"
-"Sheeeeshhhh"
Lmao I'm weak 😭💀this one is a W period.🤣
Periodt
I didn't understand half of the stuff they said but when Nikki said Daddy to the Judge, I lost it.
I KNOW lmaooooo
i believe she said 'zaddy'
Zaddy
zaddy
@@jch010 what does that mean???? 😭
"Your honor tell me he is badgering my client without telling me he is badgering my client" Judge: "overruled"
Never have I been so edified. Y'all had me buqqin though fr fr ngl on god
No cap
I love how the RUclips AI for subtitles has absolutely no clue what they talk about 🤣🤣
"he's giving main character energy" craked me up
That dude had the funniest lines
the fact that i have a younger cousin studying law who also speaks like this...im gonna be a law abiding citizen from now on. love him but he aint representing me
Love the idea that THIS video makes everyone born after 2005 into the most courteous law abiding generation of all time... just in case!
2:09 that girl in the back just triing not to laugh. Lool
*sigh,* okay:
Defendant: there's definitely plenty of Instagram and Snapchat [disappearing pictures] to prove that
Lawyer: This party you speak of: how would you describe it?
Defendant: the party was positively [awesome]
Prosecutor: that's [a lie] your honor; it's [appearing to be] leading questions
Judge: [Calm down] Mr Simpson you'll have your chance to [respond]
Prosecutor: this [is lame] chief
L: so the night your girlfriend went missing you hosted a [awesome] party
Defendant: [You can say that again]
L: [I'm done]
J: we should [share your video showing your perspective] when it's your turn to [respond]
Prosecutor: I just have one problem with Mr Jennings statement here. You see, Mr Jennings went under oath less than a month ago. You said that this party was straight up [lame and trying too hard]
Defendant: [That's a lie]
P: You're just the [biggest liar] on the stand
Defendant: [No way]
P: so then this party can't hold the cell?
Defendant: [Do you swear]?
P: [darn right]
L: objection your honor stop [putting pressure on him]
J: you're being a bit [embarassing]
L: [Old man?!]
J: clearly you [knew what you were doing]
P: I [don't lie]
J: a little bit [bitter] now
P: Mr Jennings would you agree that you [have style]
Jury 1: oh he's definitely [cool]
P: That feeling when you [used to be ugly but turned good-looking]
D: [yes?]
P: well Mr Jennings I'm just curious and ladies and gentlemen
please don't let this [fail]
Jury 2: he's [owning this like he's on tv and the main character]
P: Mr Jennings why'd you [suddenly change]
D: I didn't [suddenly change]
P: that's [a lie] and you know
D: I'm [the shit]
J2: [tell him!]
P: this is [very funny], Mr Simpson
J2: [awkward]
P: Because I was at this party, and when you arrive you were [startled]. You were [complaining] all over the place because within minutes you [left] that party
J1: he's [cute]
D: [Lie], I don't even know how to [get out of somewhere quickly]
L: [he's badgering my client]
J: Overruled
P: [word]
J: I need the [truth]
D: [A video was posted of me singing the Pony song]
P: [You were but then changed]
Jury 3: [This is so funny] bro
P: you are [suspicious]
D: Your honor, are you seriously gonna let [these lies] go on in your…
J: [Repeat a part of the story again] and get to the point
P: see Mr Jennings left the party early I'm not [lying]
J2: is this [definitely true]
P: it's always [definitely true]
J2 and J3: [wowwwww]
P: you see the party was his Alibi
J3: I'm [in shock]
D: okay [old person]
P: and this young man is not the [great and confident person] you all think he
is
D: I can't [believe this]
P: the [really great person] was Alyssa Johnson
J2: he's about to [say a lot]
P: Mr Jennings murdered in cold blood when he left this party
D: I'm sorry your honor I can't [lie] anymore okay. I am [suspicious]
J: All y'all are [overreacting]
D: your girlfriend didn't like your [style] so you choked her to death in the driveway. I know that's [problematic], I'm [problematic]
J: Big [mistake]
P: It's the spending life behind bars [that makes me happy]
Thanks for this translation.
The way they got all the words on point, is so real
Ong
"Main character energy" 😆😆
Still waiting for a Gen X spy thriller where they can't figure out what the enemy is doing because they think everything is encrypted but it's just Gen Z slang.
Modern day Navajo Code Talkers
Like, whatever, dude. Spying ain't all that and a bag of chips.
*Slamming the gavel repeatedly* "ALL YALL EXTRA!"
This broke me
I had to watch this one with captions just to keep up
“It’s giving [blank]”
I'm a speaker/learner of English (as a foreign language). And I only understood "sus" among all those slang words. Jesus you devastated me 😵💫😮💨
finally....after days of marathoning tf out of this channel ive finally caught up with you guys
for some reason i really want to watch a show with this dialogue
Yeah, same. But I really don't, tbh 🤣
Do u want a migraine lol?
Lmao me too 😂
I wouldn't understand shit 😂
Only if it has subtitles.
The "sheeeeeeesh" at 2:08 got me on the floor😂😂😂😂😂
If aliens come to earth, this is going to be the first thing I show them
You should use subtitles like in "Airplane" when they translated "sheeeeett" into "golly"
THIS!
Lmao yesss 😂
"Skrrt.skrrt...get to the point " 😂
The judge was giving for me
“It’s the spending life behind bars for me”😂
"is this on god?"
"Its always on god"
😂😂😂
This is why it's called slang, because you don't substitute every word with it. Imagine people actually talking in full slang mode.
that was right up there with Jive speak in the courtroom scene in airplane 2, we need subtitles🤣
It is the tell me he's badgering my client without telling me he's badgering my client for me😂
No Cap on a stack this had me dying for real for real! Keep Pushing P and keepin it 💯!! Channel is really giving main character engery rn hahaha 🤣🤣🤣!!!!
This was deadass a full on slang lesson ngl
Glad you guys have as much fun making these as we do watching them.
Wow. It's like going back to 1000 A.D. and hearing old English... good luck explaining you need 1.21 gigawatts of electricity to leave that court room 😄
I had to replay it three times when Nikki said " period " haha shes so funny and her delivery is always amazing! xD
I think she said periot
Love your guy's work, always hilarious. Definitely always bringing that main character energy.
Bro really said "Cheugy"
This is so extra, I love it fr fr.
No cap this video was next level from your normal stuff, big ups and keep it drippin
this is like a MUCH better version of the SNL skit w/ Elon Musk
SNL is trash compared to Stevie and crew.
@@JW-qd3ol 100% agree
Eh. They are both cringe. But the pacing was better on the SNL. They were going for a fast pace on this one on purpose but it felt off for how I see the pace that Gen Z acts sometimes unlike the SNL which looked a lot how I would expect them act. Also….Elon Musk. Both are good for their own reasons.
It's the "All y'all extra!" For me.
This was most def one of the court cases of all time. Had me 💀
This is a certified Gen Z biography
“It’s always on god” such a good line
The judge sold it, and thats ong
Jesus christ I followed this word by word... hahahaha.... great usage of the hip hop vernacular sir