100% Accurate Date of Birth Ranking (According to Me)

[@markdover3825]

He understood the mission and brought out the hat again for the one time

[@Abrakheim]

Abrakheim respects the hat

[@RyanMalik-ee8uo]

Dude but I'm born on the thirteenth 😭😭😭

[@RiverReid-po8ks]

I’m the hat😮

[@bretthughes1657]

Im a fifthteenth lets goo I get the drippi hat

[@DarkNinja418]

Same

[@PUNISHMENT-f1c]

People born at 0 is an true chad fr

[@ahmetadam-fe9vm]

*Are Are Are FUCKING ARE

[@aroosterdude]

*AN AN AN FUCKING AN

[@SamuraiCake42]

@@ahmetadam-fe9vm why not also point out that they said "an" instead of "a"?

[@ahmetadam-fe9vm]

@@SamuraiCake42 they? Uhhhh . Anyways

[@Bomboclat777]

⁠@@ahmetadam-fe9vmshut the hell up, don’t nobody like you.

[@catsoverdogs973]

Bro I got violated the moment the video started 💀

[@smoldash-e6r]

lmao im born on the 2nd

[@DisformedMonkey]

same june 29th

[@Neptunes_Muddy_paws]

October 29 lmao

[@af4phantom187]

December 29th

[@emperafuego4499]

September 29th here

[@nikolajgaming6620]

As someone born on the 2nd, i can confirm that i go everywhere with a tophat and sunglasses

[@BroExpertGamer]

Rare footage of Michael being nice to me

[@SoniChaoSega]

And me

[@MrMoasn]

And me

[@UndyingSOYAWER]

And me

[@BennyBoi537]

And me

[@Mr-Velsul-is-here]

And me

[@PentagonGone]

As someone born on the 32nd, I'm extremely offended that Michael didn't count me and many other people born on the 32nd and other dates not mentioned.

[@L0adingUser]

Leap year???

[@christopheprovost3669]

yea bro that's how leap years work​@@L0adingUser

[@Swetty435]

@@L0adingUseris that a joke

[@06here]

Lol

[@Amaya_2720]

​@L0adingUser in a leap year only Feb has an extra day😂

[@k_wl]

as a 27th born, i can confirm my fit is a tophat and sunglasses

[@DaBorb]

same

[@Gernal-27]

Same

[@AirbusEdits]

same

[@Zechevr]

Same December 27th

[@TwinziesChannel]

@@ZechevrOMG WHAT SAME DAY????

[@blakemichael-lm7ht]

As a person actually born on the 2nd I can confirm that this is true.

[@Vouy-re1py]

As a fellow person that was born on the second, i can also confirm that this is true

[@KylePenrose-jy7hn]

First the worst second the best says me I was born on 28th🎉😂

[@Vouy-re1py]

@@KylePenrose-jy7hn that saying is so old bruh

[@Minifirebuff]

As a fellow member of the born on the second group I can concur we are all giga chads

[@MicahHarrell-c6d]

I aprove this message

[@epicredits]

Bro violated me before I could even understand what was going on 😭

[@rekhanaresh3964]

29th

[@danana-ot7sl]

same im on 29

[@justathing04]

same bro

[@Thiccboi27]

Same

[@GipsyGodzilla]

Me not getting violated by Michael for once

[@randomvoidYT]

Fr💀

[@julianlin5087]

He didn't violate you? I got violated just right now from this short.

[@Jaks09]

I do indeed wear a comically large top hat.

[@Merbastin]

I Shall aswell.

[@Coloradoball_gooberia]

Quite

[@Cam_Is_Trying]

Same

[@olympiamoon]

damn we twin

[@sansmegalolvania]

15?

[@Odawggg8_]

Me casually waiting for the beat to drop

[@f7lt]

Real

[@banbanho6160]

Bro violated me at the start😭😭😭

[@Levis567]

Same

[@Just_chowder911]

Same (my birthday is August 29)

[@IAMPARTOF5fandomsandidk_idc]

Me too😭 (March 29)
[EDIT]:Why do i have 4 birthday twins?😭🤨

[@Wuddizzup]

Guess who :/ (June 29)

[@J.J_TV]

(July 29)

[@CamelliaS-h4c]

As a 29th i feel so violated rn💀

[@Yung_CaseOh]

Same here

[@Youdonemessedupnow]

same

[@mufa657]

lmfao

[@Gojo_Satoru4935]

Same here

[@Clock-n8u]

don't make me remember 😢😢

[@TheFantasticShep]

People born on the 29th: 👁️👄👁️

[@CappoWasTaken]

Why Michael gotta do that to us

[@quadruple_h]

Not even a second in and he started dissing us 😭

[@Fazbear_Editz]

@@quadruple_h fr like i didnt do anything
i just existed

[@Justin-Cook]

I’m just out here living life and he gotta throw us out there like that

[@Pach.]

😭

[@bruv8205]

21st mentioned🗣🗣‼️🔥

[@Mythical_2]

In the 4th yessir🤑🤑🤑🤑
my brother is the 13th lololo

[@Acorn_donut]

bro roasted 1/3 of the world population

[@MatteoBelongsInAmentalHospital]

i sit an 9th, so i say i fit in, i'm mid.

[@chriselhage-bi9jo]

but not me 1

[@USA_Government69]

I was born 27 of October

[@amppari_234]

27th of august

[@roxlnn1034]

I was the second lol I guess I’m true giga Chad

[@BionksSpy101]

I had to wait the whole entire video to get to mine at the very end 💀💀

[@ConfusedZena]

same

[@Rozzihorse]

Same

[@Trapezoid-vz7xu]

Same

[@Bonnie_1Fnaf]

same

[@WaliAllahjellyslogocrainer]

Same

[@miu_VA]

as someone born on a 28th, i can confirm i wear a cat-in-the-hat ahh tophat with sunglasses

[@WHATTHEHELLISAKILOMETER69]

sameee

[@Ava_cecily]

Same here my favorite outfit

[@x_amethyst]

Same

[@starsaregreat108]

same my go to outfit

[@CitoBurrito]

I know no one cares but I have the same bday as Johnny depp June 9th

[@ricksa21_]

As a 3rd january, I look better in 80s movies

[@BloofyBrainDed]

My ass was born on march 13th, I already know he hates march, im dead to michael

[@Whothe-heck-took-the-name-soli]

nah cuz i was born on march 14th 💀

[@ItsDelano]

You got the same birthday as my dad lmfso

[@yasminaamro2543]

Same

[@Peypey013]

I was born on March 3rd 💀

[@asamialabean]

@@Peypey013 we march gang frfr im march 1st

[@EARileyV_5]

POV: You had to sit through the entire video just for you to be “last but not least”💀

[@Mewsyk]

Same

[@YaBoiJackson]

BEING BORN ON THE 2nd IS GOOD WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Edit: I thought this trend had died out, but apparently not. 320 likes is crazy tho
Edit 2: I forgot this comment existed, 352 likes and 78 replies is a high number for me

[@Badoodlethenoodlewantsfood]

I had to wait for the end for 2nd 💀

[@jecobi]

HELL YEAH 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@Youracousticfriend73]

Yaa

[@1Bir1]

2nd gang

[@Anti-furrycommander-it9kz]

I was born on the first so now it’s the dose amigos 1 2 group

[@Ana-xq6sh]

Bro rlly made me wait to the end just to see the 2nd 💀

[@1990sMacintosh]

Same bro

[@fungusz_4292]

fax
2nd july for me

[@LeorioIsGonsRealDad]

SAME 2 FEBRUARY FOR ME

[@NorRos-pj6om]

Same 2nd of March for me

[@sirmarton6782]

2nd of december

[@ContentAboutCars]

that hat had me dying for no reason💀

[@Sunscreenconsumer]

Cat in the hat ahh hat💀

[@mizah2go361]

For no reason? Maybe cuz you born 2015+

[@MarioFan9238]

As someone born on the 3rd, I am very grateful by this

[@OfficalBarneyPlayz]

I’m 4th

[@RosieYelle]

Same lol

[@zrexfootball7]

Lets goo im 23 who is also 23?
👇

[@Jasiutujest]

Same. What month? If october then we’re ling lost twins

[@Dishwashertablet-zc2jw]

Same I’m 8

[@aliosmil81]

The fact that I was born on the 2nd and my brother was born on the 29th makes this SO much funnier!

[@DWFL_olus]

i was born on the 29th of october and i feel pained that i missed my first halloween ❤

[@Mewsyk]

Bro has beef with Manlikeissac💀💀💀

[@TheAdhdMessDude]

What is Issac’s bday?

[@oxygenBreather2983]

his birthday is on may 29

[@PeytonReger]

Yo mine is may 30th I gotta easy dub

[@plokoon3162]

@@PeytonReger mine is just above yours. May 31st

[@zasoggy]

To be fair the 29th is a horrible day to be born on

[@WintiTheFox]

"So... when were you gonna say the 3rd again?" 💀

[@CrispyChickenEdits]

He said it at 0:34 bro

[@chiammos3017]

He did dummy 😂

[@mxylees]

@@chiammos3017jeez its fine? dont need to call them a dummy?

[@ADtheUber]

​@@mxylees dummy 😈

[@WintiTheFox]

@@CrispyChickenEdits I know that /-\

[@1ntegerLimit]

I kept thinking “how has mine not come up yet?” until my birthday was in the 1st spot in the ranking.

[@averykoons1507]

Bro fr

[@EpicStuartGaming963]

Same

[@SolveForSpeed]

Same

[@thefastestoffish4928]

same may 2nd

[@shaggywolf6565]

december 2

[@Gremlin89156]

Bro roasted me at the start 🪑

[@Trickzyy.7]

I edged violently to this

[@IanCrockett-ve8ql]

relatable

[@Toliet_destroyer]

💀

[@nhatdng]

Bro 😭💀

[@heroic.yt1654]

#beyondrelatable

[@-Jozef]

You’re fired

[@husseinsurya29]

Bro violated me at the first one 😭

[@Englishorspanish7]

Not my goofy ah waiting for the entire video for the 29th only to realize it was the first one

[@kosuken]

as a 31st i can confirm i wear a tophat and glasses to every social event ever

[@Emma.42]

27th going hard as usual

[@TogrulMammedzade]

27 is always W 🔥🔥

[@flickerinq]

bro be going hard with those effects

[@bbbbbbb]

JFK: 💀
Dhar Mann: 💀
Me: 💀💀

[@ic3r4ck]

bro took “first the worst second the best” to a whole nother lvl at the end 🔥💯🗣️🗣️

[@ryleebarker9339]

As a 12/02 member this man is speaking the truth

[@elipagan5616]

Duuuude! Me too🤣🤌

[@romanrichards8819]

No way, we have the same birthday dude

[@FACTROPOLIS_OFFICIAL]

Mines 2nd not December

[@mazedashampa2679]

Me too 2nd december

[@Steve_7710]

Yoo we have the same bday

[@random_aviation_yotuber]

As a person borned on the 2nd,i can confirm I wear a top hat and sunglasses while smiling.

[@jacksonbibler]

same here man

[@jsgrover154]

Same here

[@GrantGarber-sn7di]

April 2 gang

[@multi_diamond984]

December 2 gang -_-

[@LeorioIsGonsRealDad]

And mewing

[@itaycohen8577]

people born on february 29th:

[@arandompersonontheinternet5730]

Us 2s eating good with this one 💯💯🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@CornyIsEpic]

I fr did not expect to have to wait that long

[@cerealers]

im april 2 how bout yall

[@Pizza_roll-xp9px]

Fr we munchin

[@SQB_rules]

Fr we dining so fine tonight

[@SQB_rules]

@@cerealersOctober 2nd

[@astrooisntreal]

of course i instantly get violated at the start 😭

[@MysteryMan77-dk1ru]

Same bro

[@L1ly_Panda]

**Me waiting for him to say the 31st** : 👹

[@curry4par]

Same

[@Helloitsmeartgirl]

Same here!

[@IBMWREAL]

July 31

[@gachagirl3923]

Same

[@msgaming77086]

As a guy born in a month on a date, I see this as an absolute win.

[@nerdy_dude69]

bro has beef with me 💀

[@Kirby23160]

As a person born on March 1st I see this as an absolute win

[@Nobody13135]

Js 1 day before me

[@Itz_Phoenixxx]

We share a birthday /srs

[@See_eyeSSSSS]

As a person born on May 1st I see this as a absolute win

[@TweakinOnColeslaw]

June 1st.

[@Badonkey_kong]

You stole my birthday 😢

[@Thatstarzz]

Born on 2 gang 👇🏼

[@jecobi]

YESSIR

[@advaitnavneetaiyer5743]

Ur birthday is on 2nd feb

[@DomBrungardtCubing]

2 Aug

[@jpgrzly347]

2nd gang☝️☝️

[@hakansapling]

bagger

[@McSpriteV6]

If I was born a day later I would’ve been that guy🗿

[@ZaccooI]

I was born on December 25th and, in this short, Michael actually called me cool. I'm so glad that I lived up to this moment. Deeply in my heart, I was waiting for that for all years of my life. Thank you, Michael Storen, the greatest RUclips shorts creator.

[@S3bigsStudi0s]

i was 26

[@ShivanshEdla]

Yoo that’s my dad’s birthday; mines the 20th though

[@skyhillgaming5223]

I was 27

[@Nyanmuri]

​@@S3bigsStudi0s same bro 🫡

[@ElliotMargenau]

I was December 24th

[@ried5756]

Imagine if u were born on a leap day💀💀

[@jhonshmo8400]

then you'd be 29th

[@rumaanaboobaker3149]

Ja Rule

[@DuskyOn_pawz]

As someone who was born on the 2nd, i finally feel special

[@olivialloyd2624]

Literally same 😭

[@DINGDONGXD]

Same ❤

[@echoaltdot]

Same here!

[@Papa12-cl3of]

He just said himself 😂

[@kitkatgmr]

As someone born on an 8th, I wear a comically large top hat and sunglasses daily

[@LincGill23]

Same

[@SigmaByDayGoonerByNight]

Real but I’m born on the 7th

[@lesgobrandon27]

Same

[@TDproductions378]

What month

[@derekmcclelland865]

SamE

[@Toliet_destroyer]

Him rn:🤫🧏🏻‍♂️

[@Abrakheim]

Abrakheim doesnt mew

[@Guy10964]

😑

[@Yung_CaseOh]

Not funny grow up

[@b-e-r-r-y_j-u-i-c-e]

Bro wanted to make everyone happy and make everyone look likr a chad💀

[@ΣτοχεύωΕλλάδα]

Bro is cooking something

[@HEEHEE661]

Michael is so humble he put his own birthday at last😔
(He was born on April 2nd)

[@EzperYT]

I was born on April 2nd as well

[@autumnjupiter3121]

Me too :0

[@adityarocky]

Ay, I was born on April 2 aswell

[@iwigis.eve.122]

me too

[@Marekpostsstuff]

Y’all we’re a day off from being a joke💀

[@Summer_FOXX_Real]

Damn I’m Abraham Lincoln, next thing I know I go to a theatre and some guy with a gun gives me his autograph ingraved on a bullet

[@VIP_RAT]

We tellin our birthday with this one!!!
🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥

[@gabrielrivera1667]

bro is the real gigachad

[@MCPRDZ69240]

People born on the 32-33
👇

[@NotGuest79530]

The hell is your point? What are you on

[@CPO_FROST]

As someone born on the 2nd thank you for this great honour

[@Gorgillaa]

As a person porn on September 11th 2001 at 8:35 am I see this as an absolute win

[@shuvittt]

Wasn’t it 8:46

[@pauladiazbarahona1524]

@@shuvittt you control the time he got born or what? 💀

[@cloudpuff12]

​@@pauladiazbarahona1524 you know it's a 9/11 reference right

[@JoelReynolds23]

@@pauladiazbarahona1524it’s a 9/11 reference

[@Sarko48]

@@cloudpuff12I think he knows he’s just being funny

[@JaxonKlaus]

As a 6th, I can confirm I don’t exist.

[@ninaadam8844]

as a person that is born on the 15 I can confirm that we are like this

[@Itcoy]

i can vouch for this

[@thekitywhocan]

True

[@-_-Sophia-_-]

16th for me

[@GM0ney1879]

Team 17-18 💪
👇

[@GM0ney1879]

This is the GOATed birthdays

[@rumaanaboobaker3149]

Yes 17th here 💪😎🔥

[@Jasiutujest]

Everyone higher than 27 is built different

[@Brandonboigaming]

Yay

[@bones928]

Let’s go

[@SilasWolford]

LettssmGOOOOOOOOOO

[@Question-Mark-YT]

They look the same.

[@grivitastb]

i guess

[@OmarGamal-i3c]

Me at the fifteenth: ahh yes well that is one bloody hell of a quite relatable statement innit mate?

[@Mk_MarioPants]

27 gang?
👇

[@Sirandrew8888]

YE

[@annq.4011]

yhhhh

[@Dxzn.]

YEEEEEE

[@liv.I3]

I be rocking that big hat ykyk 🎩

[@Cii_imbad]

Team 23/24
👇
Yes, I liked my own comment

[@PurpleGamerKid]

Yup

[@Fwzar]

Being a 29, that whacked me in the face hard. 💀

[@elauktan816]

THE BEST DAY FOR JULY FIRST-ERS SINCE OUR LAST BIRTHDAY 🗣️🗣️💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥

[@TerryTheTetrach]

August first is better as holiday so holiday

[@fintonioclips]

NAH DECEMBER FIRSR ON TOP

[@miniongamer7593]

@@fintonioclipsnah

[@DennusBozol]

Nah August 82nd better fr

[@Eggman316]

Of course he put his birth day at number 1😂

[@carrot_28_56]

As someone born on the 23rd of January I can confirm I started mewing before birth

[@maskedmonkevr3569]

People Born before the calender was made: 🗿 🧏‍♂️🤫

[@Iggy...._._69]

But i dont have glasses and the tall hat, this is truly a 2nd moment

[@R0B34T0-]

As a person who was born on the 29th of December I can confirm.

[@tomaš-j2m]

bros face is evolving like an rank medal in a game

[@Louwarrior2026]

Jesus you nearly made me feel left out for making 2nd the last one

[@KevinGarcia-f7g]

Respect to the mfs that weren't born

[@JoshAllen17Goated]

Bro turned into the Monopoly man😭🙏

[@BiiloxNewDawn]

as a 27th, i do wear a cartoon ahh hat with fancy sunglasses

[@daxachristensen]

bro ain’t no way one of his videos finally went my way

[@filibberblubberblab]

As a person born on the 31st, how the hell did you know I was currently wearing a top hat and sunglasses indoors?

[@ThePluhMan]

Bro turned into Abraham Lincoln

[@coco-id8ws]

top hat and sunglasses is fire

[@notthedarlingofthestars]

as someone born on a 25th, I can confirm, I'm grey

[@worker_boi-crazywasherboy2002]

The bee is vibin rn

[@Barcclone777]

Yeah I can confirm, my fit is a tophat and sunglasses

[@jamesw512]

As a mf born on April fools. THIS IS FOR ALL THEM PRANKS ON MY BIRTHDAY WE DA BEST BIRTHDAY WOOOOOO

[@Acuna40for40]

He forgot people born on the 32th💀💀💀

[@Njouma]

Ppl born 29th october hearing 29:👁️👄👁️

[@EasyFishingKnowledge]

As someone who wasn’t born I see this as an absolute win.

[@VoluptuousMonkey]

I always knew I was sigma with a hat.

[@lorrainegerena1050]

Pov: the mosquito next to my ear when im trying to sleeo

[@minefranz6895]

People born om the 25th: 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿👑

[@chipchipchipchipchipchip]

Michael casually spitting facts again!🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥