Horrible Histories HHTV News: The Roman Invasion of Britain report

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  • @vibraphonics
    @vibraphonics 11 лет назад +254

    "Romans go home" Subtle Python reference methinks...

  • @ericdunn360
    @ericdunn360 3 года назад +44

    Bob Hale is loveable crazy, and the looks on Sam's face are priceless.

  • @joshuahargrave8239
    @joshuahargrave8239 4 года назад +96

    "A series of emperors from Rome calling themselves "Roman emperors""

  • @grzybjak
    @grzybjak 9 лет назад +271

    "But not for long!" -ThatGuyFromTheHHReport

    • @BigDylan66
      @BigDylan66 4 года назад +28

      Kacper Niemiec how dare you disrespect Bob Hale like that

    • @Person5-
      @Person5- 4 года назад +10

      It’s Bob Hale

    • @sajiahassan8610
      @sajiahassan8610 4 года назад +8

      DISGRACEFUL

    • @tombennett8835
      @tombennett8835 3 года назад +5

      DISGRACEFUL

    • @nameslesss
      @nameslesss 3 года назад +1

      Dylan66 bruh this comment was 5 years ago

  • @liger-9990
    @liger-9990 4 года назад +43

    "... A tried and tested combination of smooth talk and unimaginable violence."

  • @benmorter5457
    @benmorter5457 10 лет назад +222

    what's usually overlooked is that the Scottish weren't that hard to invade after all, it was their landscape that made the land impossible and virtually useless to conquer. One powerful Roman general actually reached so far into Scotland that he was being offered peace treaties and land treaties and he could have invaded the whole of Scotland if he had continued. However because of his victories, he was becoming extreamly popular in Rome and the emperor feared a popular uprising against him so he recalled the general back to Rome before he could complete the invasion. Most historical sources fail to mention such factors though

    • @cbviperess9319
      @cbviperess9319 4 года назад +11

      Sources?

    • @harleyokeefe5193
      @harleyokeefe5193 4 года назад +1

      CB Viperess it’s true

    • @Saroyus
      @Saroyus 4 года назад +33

      @@harleyokeefe5193 Ah, great that clears things out

    • @vaibhav0055
      @vaibhav0055 4 года назад +22

      @@harleyokeefe5193 Sources: Trust me, mate.

    • @harleyokeefe5193
      @harleyokeefe5193 4 года назад +1

      Saroyus yep, clever

  • @Quinntus79
    @Quinntus79 9 лет назад +40

    His aunt Jesse is 3m tall. That's like 9ft. She should play for the WNBA.

    • @arlenedavis5770
      @arlenedavis5770 4 месяца назад

      Maybe she does. With arms like oak trees, imagine the dunks she'd make.

  • @versusVSversus.
    @versusVSversus. 2 года назад +11

    "If there's one thing I've learned about Rome's invasion of Britain...
    A hairy, naked, screaming man wielding a blade can give even the most stalwart of attackers pause."

  • @mrobsidian6447
    @mrobsidian6447 4 года назад +36

    This is all done in one take, just wanna put that out there

    • @davidlapiz9869
      @davidlapiz9869 3 года назад +11

      That's Bob Hale for ya, mate.

    • @sophiehale1171
      @sophiehale1171 3 года назад +1

      Yesss

    • @DrRank
      @DrRank 2 месяца назад

      He did walk offscreen for a bit though, so they had room for another take if they so desired.

  • @me-dc8pj
    @me-dc8pj 4 года назад +19

    Sam's face tho XD. Also I stan Bob, he's awesome

  • @shinnero6414
    @shinnero6414 3 года назад +6

    These are amazing! Can't believe I'm only just discovering them.

  • @TheOvervoid
    @TheOvervoid 11 месяцев назад +3

    An Assassin's Creed game set during Septimus's attempted invasion of the Highlands would be dope!!

  • @leighbaggaley8460
    @leighbaggaley8460 9 лет назад +10

    My class loved this video!!!!

  • @GhostHUNTERSASG108
    @GhostHUNTERSASG108 11 лет назад +4

    the most famous quote of Bob Hale "...BUT not for long!!!"

  • @ellenkingsley
    @ellenkingsley 11 лет назад +33

    lol love little animations of the Scottish attacking the Romans

  • @MrJammers
    @MrJammers 10 лет назад +22

    I love this guy

  • @VaraSwift
    @VaraSwift 11 лет назад +10

    I'm learning so much!!!

  • @warwick936
    @warwick936 11 лет назад +8

    Hail Bob!

  • @Prauwlet213
    @Prauwlet213 3 года назад +4

    'using the tried and tested method of smooth talk and unimaginable violence'
    so true.
    Method is so succesful usa still uses it.

  • @shortround551
    @shortround551 11 лет назад +28

    This is why Im Proud of being British :)

  • @benmcguire9093
    @benmcguire9093 9 лет назад +32

    Reply your answer:
    Is this a news report on the Romans or a news report on his family?

  • @hammerorightousness9767
    @hammerorightousness9767 11 лет назад +23

    and taking their noses with them

    • @bankrobber6993
      @bankrobber6993 4 года назад

      Lmao that's how Voldie lost his nose

  • @Asgar95
    @Asgar95 10 лет назад +11

    Or so we thought!

  • @alisonmaunder1247
    @alisonmaunder1247 2 года назад +7

    It's odd that when Britain is invaded it's an "invasion", but it's "colonisation" when Britain invades others....at any rate, good clip.

    • @ishmaelforester9825
      @ishmaelforester9825 2 года назад

      How far are you going with that Alison? I'll call mass immigration into Britain an invasion and what do you call it? Enrichment?

    • @ishmaelforester9825
      @ishmaelforester9825 2 года назад

      Let them turn the colonial Britons out by spite, the colonial Africans and Asians better get off the Thames and Humber and out of England then.

    • @alisonmaunder1247
      @alisonmaunder1247 2 года назад

      @@ishmaelforester9825 ummm…no? I’d call it an invasion when colonial powers invade an otherwise self-sufficient, independent, proud nation under the guise of “settlement”.
      Not enrichment, no.

  • @QueenShireen
    @QueenShireen 12 лет назад +16

    '' But not for long !!! '' .... lvoe him .. xD

  • @joshuatrees
    @joshuatrees 10 лет назад +6

    My grandpa learned some more history on the Romans FROM that vid

  • @weeguy52
    @weeguy52 11 лет назад +1

    great video well explained

  • @Inkyminkyzizwoz
    @Inkyminkyzizwoz 3 года назад +1

    I'd love to see the Yugoslavia Report:
    "Slobodan Milošević is offered what's called the Carrington Plan, which will make all the Yugoslav republics independent, but talks break down after he 'Slobodan' the proposal and refused to sign."

  • @sparktastic1099
    @sparktastic1099 9 лет назад

    This is a good video !!!!!👍👍👍

  • @o_o5350
    @o_o5350 10 лет назад +11

    Go Scotland!!!

  • @tabitha9723
    @tabitha9723 4 года назад +5

    Honestly who needs comedy when you have “BUT NOT FOR LONG” and “HI, I’M A SHOUTY MAN

    • @bankrobber6993
      @bankrobber6993 4 года назад +2

      Yaaaaaassss
      I mean.. that is as close as you can get to comedy XD

  • @MarkHalliwell1
    @MarkHalliwell1 9 лет назад +1

    Very informative and funny

  • @cedwhitlock
    @cedwhitlock 4 года назад +2

    Did he just say Septimus Severus.... coz if he did.... I have been brought immense joy. Septimus Weasley is Ron Weasley's grandfather. And obviously Severus Snape

  • @revinhatol
    @revinhatol 12 лет назад

    So Cool!

  • @AgherDeadpan
    @AgherDeadpan 3 года назад +2

    The original Bill Wurtz

  • @cristi37
    @cristi37 3 года назад +2

    Romans: invade Britain
    Poor economy, Visigothic invaders and Saxons: allow us to introduce ourselves

  • @Obasiliasfilosofos
    @Obasiliasfilosofos 11 лет назад +1

    They could have done it but it would have required diverting Legions away from the Rhine & other more value provinces also being threatened, The rugged terrain in the highlands was not suited for their style of warfare & the country did not offer them much.

  • @Justice237
    @Justice237 11 лет назад +3

    no, actually I got the word 'satis' from a story called venalicius in cambridge latin course book 1

  • @Justice237
    @Justice237 12 лет назад +1

    "Satis est satis!"

  • @redsnoopy32
    @redsnoopy32 3 года назад

    love this

  • @ManaanKarRay
    @ManaanKarRay 9 лет назад

    Thanks people:)

  • @JadenVonBat
    @JadenVonBat Год назад

    I guess the Gauls didn't want to get involved in all of that.

  • @nixks2093
    @nixks2093 4 года назад +2

    This guy was doing oversimplified history before oversimplified history

  • @impossiblyizzy
    @impossiblyizzy 11 лет назад +1

    that's what I was about to comment! Lol!

  • @domdegood5376
    @domdegood5376 11 лет назад +2

    SAYING THAT THE ROMANS WENT BACK TO ROME ITS LIKE SAYING AMERICANS WENT BACK TO ENGLAND.

    • @Alucard-gt1zf
      @Alucard-gt1zf 4 года назад +1

      ? The Romans did go back to Rome as they needed the men to help defend the city from barbarians.....

    • @hiddenperson3696
      @hiddenperson3696 3 года назад

      @@Alucard-gt1zf Do you need a video

  • @SuperGreatSphinx
    @SuperGreatSphinx 10 лет назад

    Provincia Britannia (English: British Province; Welsh: Talaith Prydain), today known as Roman Britain, was a province of the Roman Empire from 43 to 409, spanning at its height in 160, the southern three-quarters of the island of Great Britain.

    • @SuperGreatSphinx
      @SuperGreatSphinx 10 лет назад

      Before the Roman invasion, begun in 43, Iron Age Britain already had established cultural and economic links with continental Europe, but the Roman invaders introduced new developments in agriculture, urbanisation, industry and architecture. Beyond the first few decades after the initial invasion, Roman historians generally mention Britannia only in passing. Thus, most knowledge of Roman Britain has derived from archaeological investigations, and the epigraphic evidence lauding the Britannic achievements of an Emperor of Rome, such as Hadrian (r. 117-38) and Antoninus Pius (r. 138-61), whose walls demarcated the northern borders of Roman Britain.

    • @SuperGreatSphinx
      @SuperGreatSphinx 10 лет назад

      Julius Caesar conducted the first Roman campaigns in Britain in 55 BC. The conquest did not begin until AD 43, in the reign of the Emperor Claudius. Following the conquest of the native Britons, a distinctive Romano-British culture emerged under provincial government, which, despite steadily extended territorial control northwards, was never able to exert definite control over Caledonia. The Romans demarcated the northern border of Britannia with Hadrian's Wall, completed around the year 128. Fourteen years later, in 142, the Romans extended the Britannic frontier northwards, to the Forth-Clyde line, where they constructed the Antonine Wall, but, after approximately twenty years, they then retreated to the border of Hadrian's Wall. Around the year 197, Rome divided Britannia into two provinces, Britannia Superior and Britannia Inferior; sometime after 305, Britannia was further divided, and made into an imperial diocese. For much of the later period of the Roman occupation, Britannia was subject to barbarian invasions and often came under the control of imperial usurpers and pretenders to the Roman Emperorship.

    • @SuperGreatSphinx
      @SuperGreatSphinx 10 лет назад

      Roman officials departed from Britain around the year 410, which began the sub-Roman period (5th-6th centuries), but the legacy of the Roman Empire was felt for centuries in Britain.

  • @schizoidboy
    @schizoidboy 11 лет назад

    I remember on Masterpiece Theater Alistair Cooke quoted from a Roman document, which he claimed you don't scream about in Scotland is that the Romans never wanted Scotland. It might have had to do with the climate, after all they never went into Scandinavia or other Northern regions in Europe, but that is just my interpretation on the latter part.

  • @aleccap5946
    @aleccap5946 3 года назад

    There's about as much history on here as I have on my toast

  • @bankrobber6993
    @bankrobber6993 4 года назад +1

    right? WROOONGGGGGG!!
    But not for LOOONGGGGGG!!!

  • @blackhatfreak
    @blackhatfreak 2 года назад

    I've noticed they repeat disproven myths a lot which is a shame since they're supposed to be educational.

  • @Mosalah_Editz901
    @Mosalah_Editz901 3 года назад +1

    But Not for long!

  • @februaryosullivan4244
    @februaryosullivan4244 11 лет назад +1

    thats probably true, they didn't bother invading Ireland basically because it was too cold- they called it Hibernia, as in winter [although they sometimes call it Scotia, as that is where the Scots lived, some Scots later lived to it now Scotland, hence the name] it is because of this that Ireland and Scotland remained Celtic in their language and culture

  • @ashtonflare8959
    @ashtonflare8959 3 года назад

    can someone pls tell me which season this is cos im tryna learn about the romans so someone pls tell me!

  • @lekal6247
    @lekal6247 11 лет назад

    what is that wall called ?

  • @Fyreflier
    @Fyreflier 4 года назад +2

    So basically Donald Trump's foreign policy is from 120-odd AD...

  • @kairinase
    @kairinase 4 года назад +4

    Scottish Claymore are almost two meters in length, how could any Roman beat that?

    • @bengoodwin465
      @bengoodwin465 4 года назад +1

      I don’t know, but Bob’s aunt Jessie could. She’s 3m tall, you know, with arms like oak trees.

    • @jeffreygao3956
      @jeffreygao3956 4 года назад +1

      Claymores were only invented in 1400.

    • @kairinase
      @kairinase 4 года назад +1

      @@jeffreygao3956 There has to be a precursor weapon that existed before Claymores, that lead the Scots to forged their swords longer and longer, until they reach Claymore's length.

    • @antonytye3484
      @antonytye3484 4 года назад

      @@kairinase The Scots were named after the Scotti, Irish raiders, the werent even in Britain at the time of the Romans, and not for 100 years or so after they left. Other than pirates and raiders, the Claymore wasnt invented until a thousand years after the romans left, the Picts were eventually conquered by the Scots and Alba was formed from Dal Riata and Pictonia.

    • @kairinase
      @kairinase 4 года назад

      @@antonytye3484 Real history aside, Suppose that you are a Hero or a Warrior or maybe a mere soldier whose common equipment and weapon provided by your force, does not fit you and your fighting style.
      You take your earnings, go to the local or distant blacksmith, and ask him to forge you a custom weapon. One that could make you more lethal and not belitteled by your opponents.
      After some measuring, The blacksmith suggested a long blade with two handed grip. You agree, he forged, and the long sword was born.
      As it gets more used, it became more popular. Now it's the common weapon for your clan.
      After a thousand years, that first long sword is lost. So there's no telling if there's a precursor weapon. People just find the en massed version that your clan used... not the first one that you ask the blacksmith to forge.
      That's why I claim that all weapon, have their precursors, only the historians cannot find it.

  • @ishmaelforester9825
    @ishmaelforester9825 2 года назад

    Britons AD0 aagh the Roman's are here!
    Britons AD2022 Oo, the Roman's were here!

  • @mateusz73
    @mateusz73 11 лет назад

    considering it was he first ever invasion of Britain, people shouldn't be surprised it failed, plus the first invasion was more of a reconnaissance operation

  • @ashleydeshazo4122
    @ashleydeshazo4122 10 лет назад

    It sure took awhile, but eventually Rome settled. This time when Roman Britain had Boudica who, if I wasn't always sided with the Romans, was a pretty awesome woman. When Boudica eventually lost, she cursed the ninth legion, which suffered many hardships, until it marched into the mountains to settle the Picts, and never came back.

    • @MrRemicas
      @MrRemicas 10 лет назад

      It came back,as the Ninth Legion disappeared in the eastern part of the Empire, in Palestine or against the Parthian.

    • @ashleydeshazo4122
      @ashleydeshazo4122 10 лет назад

      Didn't only part of it come back? I mean, they never reformed it.

    • @TEHORANGEAVENGER
      @TEHORANGEAVENGER 10 лет назад +1

      Boudica's Celtic army ambushed the ninth legion while marching, effectively wiping it out. She lost to the 14th and 20th legions.

    • @kaguth
      @kaguth 10 лет назад

      Remicas What happened to the ninth is up for debate among historians I think, in any case it vanished.

  • @climbo23
    @climbo23 3 года назад

    This is for history homework help and I realise now that I am very clueless as this made no sense with the speed

  • @GalenNight
    @GalenNight 2 года назад

    1:34 Horray! Or boo depending on how you like to look at it.

  • @clowntrooper61
    @clowntrooper61 11 лет назад

    so where did the romans come from then?

  • @GhostHUNTERSASG108
    @GhostHUNTERSASG108 11 лет назад

    Bob Hale rocks!!!

  • @ImpCaesarHadrianvs
    @ImpCaesarHadrianvs 10 лет назад +3

    Your so beloved island was a part of the celt world so when the romans came they faced celt and not the today anglo-saxons who are and were germans tribes frome today's Denmark who sailed to invade the island. Only Scots and Welsh people remained Celts on the island. And you know what the majority of the ancient Brittania population evacuated to come in today's Bretagne, in North-West France. So you have nothing to see with romans unlike french population who are the mixture of the roman-gallish-german culture, because the Franks wanted then to developp and so they chose to keep some of latin traditions.

    • @BROLYCURLYable
      @BROLYCURLYable 10 лет назад

      And the Scots came from north Ireland.

    • @JefJefers0n
      @JefJefers0n 9 лет назад

      BROLYCURLYable
      No. The Scottish are a mix of picts(From an un knowen orign) And Gaels from ireland.

    • @BROLYCURLYable
      @BROLYCURLYable 9 лет назад

      Didn't the Gaels wipe out most of the Picts?

    • @JefJefers0n
      @JefJefers0n 9 лет назад

      BROLYCURLYable
      No. The Gaels and the picts joined together to form the Kingdom of alba.

    • @LegoCityMaster13
      @LegoCityMaster13 9 лет назад

      Actually, the English today are just as celtic as the welsh, we have been one nation for many centuries, so you can shut you your fat french gob and go eat some frogs. All I see you doing is hating on the English in RUclips.

  • @unikkorns
    @unikkorns 12 лет назад +1

    Trousers made of bacon. Sounds lovely.

  • @rocktanker
    @rocktanker 12 лет назад

    LOL love it :p

  • @Justice237
    @Justice237 11 лет назад

    Hadrien's Wall

  • @clowntrooper61
    @clowntrooper61 11 лет назад +1

    are they related to the greeks?

  • @VTSGsRock
    @VTSGsRock 4 года назад

    There is a now-blocked account on Scratch called hhtvnews

  • @emilianoisaiahlennet1992
    @emilianoisaiahlennet1992 3 года назад

    I wanna see Bob Hale's Coronavirus report

  • @pizzamastergames2575
    @pizzamastergames2575 3 года назад

    Hadrian loved walls

  • @LukeLTV
    @LukeLTV 11 лет назад +1

    You just got that from Google Translate.

  • @ivanolivas9897
    @ivanolivas9897 11 лет назад

    you know theres a show that take place in a universe were ceasar won the battle called code geass

  • @clowntrooper61
    @clowntrooper61 11 лет назад

    what happended to the greeks?

  • @rinrat6754
    @rinrat6754 10 лет назад

    But not for long!

  • @boss180888
    @boss180888 11 лет назад

    and the greeks did the same about the same. egyptian math and medicine, phoenician writting system, mesopotamian governing and architecture.

  • @charliebrown2478
    @charliebrown2478 10 лет назад

    What the HELL!!!!!!

  • @maxyooyu
    @maxyooyu 11 лет назад +1

    satis satis est!!1

  • @nickyboy22071989
    @nickyboy22071989 4 года назад +1

    100bc, has laptop.

  • @ghalibkhan8766
    @ghalibkhan8766 10 лет назад

    "No, Sir i" iPhone reference Bob?

    • @biohazard2919
      @biohazard2919 10 лет назад +2

      "No siree" is what it was.

    • @EditorOfSL
      @EditorOfSL 4 года назад +1

      Siri wasn’t a thing back then.

  • @jonathanlemonwrestlingshow9251
    @jonathanlemonwrestlingshow9251 4 года назад +1

    But not for long !! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tomfitzpatrick7335
    @tomfitzpatrick7335 2 года назад

    Bong goes caligula

  • @celestialobserver
    @celestialobserver 11 лет назад

    ... and then the Angles, Jutes and Saxons arrived. More war with Celts, only this time the Germanics accomplish what the Romans could not, and establish permanent kingdoms. Several centuries later, BOOM. Medieval England.

  • @kermitonbullseye4077
    @kermitonbullseye4077 3 года назад

    But not for long

  • @perbor24
    @perbor24 11 лет назад +1

    what do you mean

  • @Ethan-Entah
    @Ethan-Entah 3 года назад

    & that's the end of the video
    BUT NOT FOR LOOOONG

  • @sarcasticbookworm271
    @sarcasticbookworm271 3 года назад

    Keith what the hell

  • @fleury150
    @fleury150 11 лет назад

    People called Romanes they go the house.

  • @claymationproblems
    @claymationproblems 11 лет назад

    No siree... whoever that is

  • @MrFishman55
    @MrFishman55 11 лет назад

    It meant that the roman soldiers went back to rome.

  • @wesleyogilvie8105
    @wesleyogilvie8105 10 лет назад

    I guess anyone who tried to take Scotland had failed miserably, but other people have been able to take over England with little problems.

    • @UltraMrwinkle
      @UltraMrwinkle 10 лет назад +1

      Hahahhahaha the Kingdom of England has only ever been successfully invaded once.

    • @wesleyogilvie8105
      @wesleyogilvie8105 10 лет назад +4

      The Romans, Saxons, Normans, Vikings, Dutch, they all took over England.

    • @UltraMrwinkle
      @UltraMrwinkle 10 лет назад +6

      Vikings never successfully invaded as they never took Wessex. Romans never took the 'kingdom of England.' They took English lands off the Celts so not the kingdom of England. Same with the Saxons and when did the dutch successfully invade and conquer England?

    • @wesleyogilvie8105
      @wesleyogilvie8105 10 лет назад +2

      Vikings in Denmark and Norway, they settled in it after pillaging it, it doesn't matter if it was Celts or Anglo, they still conquered what is now England, and there were Celts in Scotland, how come the Romans couldn't take their land?

    • @bloodsucker1186
      @bloodsucker1186 10 лет назад

      Ollie Tyler that would be the glorious revolution of 1688 when James the second was overthrown for showing catholic practices so Parliament conspired with the Protestant William the third (William of Orange king of the Netherlands (dutch)) to throw James out so William could take the throne and marry Mary he brought a fleet and an army with him to secure the throne beat James the seconds army and became joint monarch of Britain with his wife Mary it kinda counts as an invasion but he was invited by Parliament so it kinda counts

  • @NikkichildofApollolol
    @NikkichildofApollolol 9 лет назад

    the wall was a bit stupid

  • @umertoor3366
    @umertoor3366 12 лет назад

    But NOT FOR LONG !!!!

  • @chichiedwards1227
    @chichiedwards1227 3 года назад

    This is my history hw 😔

    • @davidlapiz9869
      @davidlapiz9869 3 года назад +2

      You should be grateful your teacher used the right video.
      Man, what a man of culture.

    • @davidlapiz9869
      @davidlapiz9869 3 года назад +2

      No I mean seriously, what's with the sad emoji. This show is great!

  • @clowntrooper61
    @clowntrooper61 11 лет назад

    actually most did go back to rome in the end and on your first comment dont you mean english going back to england?

  • @clowntrooper61
    @clowntrooper61 11 лет назад

    oh

  • @rinrat6754
    @rinrat6754 10 лет назад +1

    Wait, noses?

  • @lunaballons3617
    @lunaballons3617 4 года назад

    BUT NOT FOR LONG

  • @domdegood5376
    @domdegood5376 11 лет назад

    If you went to school you wasted your time.

  • @Caesar233996
    @Caesar233996 11 лет назад

    Ahhh and Hibernia sounds like Hiperthermia (I think that's how you spell it)

    • @ew6483
      @ew6483 4 года назад +1

      Luke McLaughlin Hypothermia - hypo (too little) and thermia (heat)