... *picks up crate of tea* *opens up the crate* *toss it into Boston Harbor* *OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (air horn) gEt ReKtEd*
Aaron Storey Fort McHenry: *keeps Old Glory flying* Andrew Jackson: *spartan kicks you out of New Orleans and into the Gulf of Mexico* Plattsburgh: *US: Outnumbered, UK: WASTED* ... *PIMP UP A BETTER WHITE HOUSE* *gEt ReKtEd TwIcE sOn*
Ironically the British sold China a shit ton of opium to get their tea fix that made up 10% of Britain's economy. This led to the Opium war between Great Britain and Han China. It's like a heroin dealer selling heroin to a cocaine dealer to get his cocaine fix.
@@ommsterlitz1805 absolute hogwash. I want proof.. Also less than 15% is "french" Most Englishman are Danish, German, Dutch, and Briton. Enough with french propaganda
@@thestaffordshireiv4943 The Germans and French are indeed are of the same haplogroup and there DNA is indistinguishable as the different country are very recent and were a long time the same Celtic tribes and Frankish empire. Charles Martel (Literally Charles the Hammer cause he smashed moors with it) stopped the moors at Poitier and the early French Kingdom liberated Spain from the moors. Lmfao stop disrespecting your ancestors you idiot. While French people descent from celtic Gauls and Romans that settled they are mostly descendants of the Frankish germanic tribe that settled in today France and then with William the Conqueror Frankish soldiers invaded england and populated the area that's why Uk is the first French colony, so much that english is 60% French words and all of england have the same DNA as modern French. England was a part of the Kingdom of France when William conquered it until 1337 when Duchess Aliénor d'Aquitaine married the Duke of England which made both have more land in France than the actual king, thus starting the hundred years war to determine who will rule the Kingdom of France and it the kingdom of France included England. But when the english lost they refused to stay inside the Kingdom of France and declared their independence from France and create their own kingdom in 1453 and since the royalty and nobles spoke French even the motto of uk is in French to this day as you can find it on your passport. Now you have the full baggage to stfu and respect your ancestors. No need to invent history your either the descendant of the invaders or the invaded or both. Glad to make you learn something.
@@ommsterlitz1805 lmao. That is pure french revisionism. You are right, I have no respect for france, because it has an inferiority complex to us Brits... First 927ad is when England united as 1 kingdom. Thanks to the anglo saxons, Danes and Celts. When Normandy invaded, there was like what 10 000 Bretons, Frankish, Flemish, and Norse. The entire English population was 2 million. Hmmm yes "French" populated the land. 1066 is something you lot vehemently love to take credit for, but I don't care as you have become obsessed with my history. Yes indeed the normands Latinized the english language to about 40%, doesn't mean anything as it's an Germanic language. I could say, 1940 half French population became German (you know what I mean), but French is a nationality isn't it hmmm. My ancestors are in fact German, Welsh, and Danish. I have no "french" as you want say
You, you don't know what I, as an Italian, suffer from, my history channels: the pizza is truly Italian, the Roman Empire has suffered from alien interference
@@nombreartistico91218 I'll hand it to you, we lost to the Viceroyalty of the Río de la Plata in the 1800s, but that was pretty much a part of spain, and during the first invasion we were horribly outnumbered. Oh, and there was only 2 invasions. Not 3. And this comment that I made about argentine kids (see it above) was a joke by the way.
@@nombreartistico91218 you still trying to play off your outrageously embarrassing loss at the Falklands!? Just let it go. The population of the Falklands is British. The Falklands are British.
As a Brit myself, I can testify that the average true Brit drinks about 4 to 5 cups of tea a day. Few times (luckily) I have experienced no tea, and good God, I felt like a husk of a corpse. Thank her majesty the Queen for Tesco's, and moreso for good auld Yorkshire Tea.
Sathya narayanan That seat of science Athens, And earth’s proud mistress, Rome, Where now are all their glories We scarce can find a tomb. Then guard your rights, Americans, Nor stoop to lawless sway, Oppose, oppose, oppose, oppose For North America. Proud Albion bow’d to Caesar, And numerous lords before, To Picts, to Danes, to Normans, And many masters more; But we can boast Americans Have never fall’n a prey, Huzza, huzza, huzza, huzza For Free America. We led fair Freedom hither, And lo, the desert smiled, A paradise of pleasure New opened in the wild; Your harvest, bold Americans, No power shall snatch away, Preserve, preserve, preserve your rights In Free America. Torn from a world of tyrants Beneath this western sky We formed a new dominion, A land of liberty; The world shall own we’re freemen here, And such will ever be, Huzza, huzza, huzza, huzza For love and liberty. God bless this maiden climate, And through her vast domain May hosts of heroes cluster That scorn to wear a chain. And blast the venal sycophants Who dare our rights betray; Assert yourselves, yourselves, yourselves For brave America, Lift up your hearts, my heroes, And swear with proud disdain, The wretch that would ensnare you Shall spread his net in vain; Should Europe empty all her force, We’d meet them in array, And shout huzza, huzza, huzza For brave America. The land where freedom reigns shall still Be masters of the main, In giving laws and freedom To subject France and Spain; And all the isles o’er ocean spread Shall tremble and obey, The prince who rules by Freedom’s laws In North America.
@@BoogalooBoy *makes france bankrupt from the funding given and doesn't pay them back and goes on to fix relations with the u.k giving the u.k the win in the end for both bankrupting france and gaining friendship with the new kid on the block*
@@siddharthamukherjee7441 the tea plantations in India were planted from tea taken from China by the British I meant which obviously was then taken from India by the british
That's not the best part. The best part is that English is a Germanic language. Blame the Anglo-Saxons and Normans. The ancient Romans must be rolling in their graves right now lmao.
As a british male it is required for you to join the army at aged 18 and go on at least two tours of duty. During my farthers two tours he shot 17 anime protagonists and 250 American rebels. He came home a hero and was awarded a life time supply of tea. I hope to live up to him, I will also likely tour japan and also have to end up in battles with anime protagonists, my musket will serve me well.
*Portugal* : Hey, where's Britain? *France* : Don't worry I got this *France* : - clears throat - Oh look, tea! *Britain* : - smashes through the wall in a steel ship of the line - GIVE ME THE PLANT
@@haraldalabellechevelure1967 Rule Britannia is a song devoted to the royal navy. The British grenadiers are not in the royal navy because they are not in the ocean.
I respect that Britannia Conquered a quarter of the known world, but they never conquered my people. Couldn't even best us in war. And one of their most revered warriors was shot by one of our 9 year olds lol We forced the great conquerors into signing a treaty, the only one of its kind for we are the only people whom they set out to conquer but failed to do so. Long live Aotearoa! TIHEI MAURI ORA
"Goodness me old bean, it appears the entire jungle is coming out to meet us. Be a good sport and shoot them, would you?" - Some British officer at some point in time, presumably.
@@whdstudios1054 If you find yourself asking how you're causing a scene while simultaneously causing a scene while sperging out about a joke under the guise of "defending history", you're a moron.
@@canzuk6621 Not anything that has happened in our lifetimes, that's for fucking sure That's the equivalent of turks being proud of the Ottoman empire existed at some point in history
Class: Gets to see the Queen in person. Queen: How loyal do you think you are to Britain? Girls: We are totally loyal to you, your Majesty. Me and the bois: Allow us to show you. 0:05
Uhh hongkong is China's territory. Basically GB took a small part of China as their colony. And idiotically, Hongkonger love GB. The hell. Hongkonger sure love to be divided from their brothers n sisters.. This is some Stockholm syndrome. Syndrome when the victim love or even support the bad guy. The hell..
Bro Britain’s entire strategic history in warfare has involved running straight at the enemy. It just works because the enemy always believes that no one is dumb enough to do such a thing so it catches them off guard. British officers/aristocrats didn’t even duck when getting shot at, it’s one of the reasons “Britishness” is a real term. They just don’t give af, they were like the posh version of Spartans. I’m starting to believe that historians have confused tea with heroin because they were willing to go through hell for it even though coffee is low-key better
Muskets are hilariously inaccurate and unreliable, which means they're only powerful when you get enough of them together in a wide open space and fire en masse.
Musket=deadly joke. 100 muskets firing in unison: world biggest shotgun. Hundred redcoats trained to fire musket as fast as humanly possible: this is your flag now. German hunters migrating to american colonies: we call this rifling, it makes ball go straight
@@umberto4134 But communism gave them that power by taking away guns, religion and private property. Every communist government has been a complete and total failure. Most of those leaders by the way still moderately popular in their countries of origin.
@@blackfedoramedia6498 what are you? An american complaining about a reasonable policy to NOT give random Citizens their precious guns? And if every communist government was a total failure, how do you explain china making its way to throwing out the US dollar as the international currency and replacing it with their own? And before you come up with "harsh working conditions" or "communist slavery", let me tell you that more than 75% of the soviet people voted that the ussr should NOT fall apart
When a nation touch our tea
I drink tea by crushing the tea leaves and putting them into my mouth, i would then proceed to pour boiling water into my mouth
>our sea
lel
...
*picks up crate of tea*
*opens up the crate*
*toss it into Boston Harbor*
*OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (air horn) gEt ReKtEd*
first opium war
Aaron Storey Fort McHenry: *keeps Old Glory flying*
Andrew Jackson: *spartan kicks you out of New Orleans and into the Gulf of Mexico*
Plattsburgh: *US: Outnumbered, UK: WASTED*
...
*PIMP UP A BETTER WHITE HOUSE*
*gEt ReKtEd TwIcE sOn*
Tea is one hell of a drug...
Chosen of the Supreme underrated comment xD
Ironically the British sold China a shit ton of opium to get their tea fix that made up 10% of Britain's economy. This led to the Opium war between Great Britain and Han China. It's like a heroin dealer selling heroin to a cocaine dealer to get his cocaine fix.
@@theoneandonlydetraebean8286 this is truly magnificent, our species has come so far
@@tonyrosales1 and brings a great sadness when america remind us Brit that they throw tea in the harbour
@@CommanderM117 We will forever throw that damned cursed water into the harbors.
"Everyone speaks English in the Marvel Universe"
Britain:
So basically Britain colonize the entire univer
*universe
And most places in Star Wars
@@fb47655 you can edit your comment
@Mirza Rich can you speak english
Me and the lads after we find out we're 10% British:
Me after noticing I'm 100% British, P R E S E N T
@@mr.timeguy8340 No such thing as 100% british since already the modern brit is in average 50% French and a quarter German. Except if you are welsh.
@@ommsterlitz1805 absolute hogwash. I want proof..
Also less than 15% is "french"
Most Englishman are Danish, German, Dutch, and Briton.
Enough with french propaganda
@@thestaffordshireiv4943 The Germans and French are indeed are of the same haplogroup and there DNA is indistinguishable as the different country are very recent and were a long time the same Celtic tribes and Frankish empire. Charles Martel (Literally Charles the Hammer cause he smashed moors with it) stopped the moors at Poitier and the early French Kingdom liberated Spain from the moors. Lmfao stop disrespecting your ancestors you idiot. While French people descent from celtic Gauls and Romans that settled they are mostly descendants of the Frankish germanic tribe that settled in today France and then with William the Conqueror Frankish soldiers invaded england and populated the area that's why Uk is the first French colony, so much that english is 60% French words and all of england have the same DNA as modern French. England was a part of the Kingdom of France when William conquered it until 1337 when Duchess Aliénor d'Aquitaine married the Duke of England which made both have more land in France than the actual king, thus starting the hundred years war to determine who will rule the Kingdom of France and it the kingdom of France included England. But when the english lost they refused to stay inside the Kingdom of France and declared their independence from France and create their own kingdom in 1453 and since the royalty and nobles spoke French even the motto of uk is in French to this day as you can find it on your passport. Now you have the full baggage to stfu and respect your ancestors. No need to invent history your either the descendant of the invaders or the invaded or both. Glad to make you learn something.
@@ommsterlitz1805 lmao. That is pure french revisionism. You are right, I have no respect for france, because it has an inferiority complex to us Brits...
First 927ad is when England united as 1 kingdom. Thanks to the anglo saxons, Danes and Celts.
When Normandy invaded, there was like what 10 000 Bretons, Frankish, Flemish, and Norse. The entire English population was 2 million. Hmmm yes "French" populated the land.
1066 is something you lot vehemently love to take credit for, but I don't care as you have become obsessed with my history.
Yes indeed the normands Latinized the english language to about 40%, doesn't mean anything as it's an Germanic language.
I could say, 1940 half French population became German (you know what I mean), but French is a nationality isn't it hmmm.
My ancestors are in fact German, Welsh, and Danish.
I have no "french" as you want say
Nobody:
History Channel at 3AM:
My history channel: *Will aliens destroy our planet?*
@@jakemarvin4223 My history channel: *hunting Hitler*
You, you don't know what I, as an Italian, suffer from, my history channels: the pizza is truly Italian, the Roman Empire has suffered from alien interference
@@zefflin1451 tonight: the man who killed hitler, then bigfoot
Lol
Sun: *sets*
The British Empire: OH NO YOU DON'T!
The sun never sets on the British Empire
Spanish Empire: *Laughs in Ñ*
Still hasn't set yet! Long live the Queen 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
You know, technically, if the sun never sets on the british empire, that means it never rises eith- *colonized*
@@scottbuchanan8300 There is no British Empire.
*[This comment was removed by the British colonial government]*
Help me *unconquered (;
Discovered Land: *exists*
Great Britain: *It's still free real estate*
“Undiscovered”
Hippity hoppity your native land is the queens property
Tiny islands: *exist*
Great britain: *hippity hoppity this is now my property*
Half of the world: Why do I hear boss music?
The British are coming
“when the tribe shaman puts a curse on your army but you have line infantry with rifles”
*laughs in british*
Nathan Kingham time for the maxim i think
no no, but you have Gatling
Modern problems require modern solutions
and a maxim gun
@Honza Popule When you lose a war to rice farmers
*Cries in American*
AMERICA: YOU HAVE BEEN LIBERATED
BRITTANNIA: YOU HAVE BEEN CIVILIZED!
RUSSIA: YOU HAVE BEEN STABILIZED
China: You have seen nothing!
C. K.N hah more like
Russia:Our country
@@c.k.n7868 more like youve been enslaved and robbed
Brazilian Empire: You are dead
I reunited after listening to this song.
Haha your going to get 1k likes I'm your first like
Edit: holy moly man it actually got 1k lol
Yes
Ah yes more colonizatin
But your never the great russian empire
* sigh * * unzips *
As a brit, I can confirm this is what we do when the argentine children call the Falklands 'Islas Malvinas.'
@steam user yeah, the british invasions to buenos aires were defeated by the local population. Some history broo xdd
@@nombreartistico91218 I'll hand it to you, we lost to the Viceroyalty of the Río de la Plata in the 1800s, but that was pretty much a part of spain, and during the first invasion we were horribly outnumbered. Oh, and there was only 2 invasions. Not 3. And this comment that I made about argentine kids (see it above) was a joke by the way.
@@nombreartistico91218 you still trying to play off your outrageously embarrassing loss at the Falklands!? Just let it go.
The population of the Falklands is British. The Falklands are British.
@@rhysgoodman7628 ?
@@nombreartistico91218 you heard him. Plus the Falkland population Democratically voted to remain British
When the Argentinian kid touches your rock collection:
Underrated
@@youri4097 IT LOOKS LIKE ARGENTINA NEEDS SOME TEA
@@aregularperson7573 It looks like you need try to disembark on buenos aires again
@@martinguevara3423 As an Argentinean yes please
@@joaquincobas2223 jajajajajj, y les vamos a volver a patear el culo
Seems about right 👍
Didn’t expect to see you here mate!
Damm mats is everywhere who knows he maybe comming under your bed tonight
I did not expect to see you here dude
heh
?
We only gave the empire away because we thought it more fun to invade you all again.
Quite.
makes things more sporting
oof
Now easy there John! Who knows when the gulag may begin...
Only way we can give them a sporting chance my spiffing friend
Demons: Hell isn't colonized-
Britain: *English Doomslayer noises*
Did you not watch Lucifer? British Lucifer means we crossed that one of the list, too.
The Omniverse won't fall unless Britain say's so.
*God save the Memes!*
yes
Amen
*Emperor save the memes
You have sullied your hands with filthy parchments of heresy guardsman! How do you plead!?!?!?!?!??!
Oxley
A commissar going against one of humanity’s greatest relics? You should be ashamed of yourself!
China: invents tea
Japan: cool
India: cool
Brittan: GIVE ME. THE PLANT
As a Brit myself, I can testify that the average true Brit drinks about 4 to 5 cups of tea a day. Few times (luckily) I have experienced no tea, and good God, I felt like a husk of a corpse. Thank her majesty the Queen for Tesco's, and moreso for good auld Yorkshire Tea.
@@appleyanimator6541 As a Canadian with Latino and British roots, I can confirm, I ABSO-FRICKIN-LUTELY love tea.
Britain to china: "pst, hey kid. You wanna buy some drugs"
*Dutch look menacingly at the brits* "give us your drugs."
@LOCAL COPE I don't know, friend, maybe he moved to Canada?
Victims of the Empire include
Cops
Italian gangsters
Samurai
Justin Bieber
Randy Orton
cyclists
my waifu
Persian diplomats
but never Mel Gibson
*Star Spangled Banner plays softly in the distance*
Star’s and Stripes Forever plays loudly
The Jawnski *God save the Queen and O Canada intensifies with red coats marching sounds*
Sathya narayanan
That seat of science Athens,
And earth’s proud mistress, Rome,
Where now are all their glories
We scarce can find a tomb.
Then guard your rights, Americans,
Nor stoop to lawless sway,
Oppose, oppose, oppose, oppose
For North America.
Proud Albion bow’d to Caesar,
And numerous lords before,
To Picts, to Danes, to Normans,
And many masters more;
But we can boast Americans
Have never fall’n a prey,
Huzza, huzza, huzza, huzza
For Free America.
We led fair Freedom hither,
And lo, the desert smiled,
A paradise of pleasure
New opened in the wild;
Your harvest, bold Americans,
No power shall snatch away,
Preserve, preserve, preserve your rights
In Free America.
Torn from a world of tyrants
Beneath this western sky
We formed a new dominion,
A land of liberty;
The world shall own we’re freemen here,
And such will ever be,
Huzza, huzza, huzza, huzza
For love and liberty.
God bless this maiden climate,
And through her vast domain
May hosts of heroes cluster
That scorn to wear a chain.
And blast the venal sycophants
Who dare our rights betray;
Assert yourselves, yourselves, yourselves
For brave America,
Lift up your hearts, my heroes,
And swear with proud disdain,
The wretch that would ensnare you
Shall spread his net in vain;
Should Europe empty all her force,
We’d meet them in array,
And shout huzza, huzza, huzza
For brave America.
The land where freedom reigns shall still
Be masters of the main,
In giving laws and freedom
To subject France and Spain;
And all the isles o’er ocean spread
Shall tremble and obey,
The prince who rules by Freedom’s laws
In North America.
Blue Son of Man stfu *BOOMER*
The fact that they are hitting multiple people, in multiple franchises shows just how ubiquitous the empire was.
- Loads up HOI4
- Chooses Great Britain
- types “annex all” in commands
- plays Rule Britannia and sips tea
FEELS GOOD
nah nah you install the redcoat uniform mod and you create the imperial federation now that is true tea drinking perfection
Plays Man the Guns and colonises all the seas with a big sexy navy!
Plays Rule Britannia, selects the Hong Kong VDF and proceeds to right click on Beijing
UK only did this but he hated is a little with this video-
Country: **Has Tea**
Britain: *Allow us to introduce ourselves*
*WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN A TRADE AGREEMENT WITH ENGLAND*
*Dumps tea into harbor*
@@bobsemple7660 *Ambushes supply convoy of redcoats*
@@BoogalooBoy *makes france bankrupt from the funding given and doesn't pay them back and goes on to fix relations with the u.k giving the u.k the win in the end for both bankrupting france and gaining friendship with the new kid on the block*
@@generalkenobi5173 If you plan a witty comment don't make it insanely long.
Who would win:
25 percent of the world
or
One Island boi
that Island
You mean 1/3 sir
The world
"Less than three continents of penguins is insufficient." -- Britain in the throes of a tea frenzy
It’s about 26% actually and that makes it more impressive
Britain: hey what’s this? its really good.
India: oh that’s just tea
Britain: ok your being colonised now
India: wait wha-
Change that tea with spices. Will make more sense. I will approve of that as an Indian.
Britain took tea from China and moved it to india
@@gavinbissell8847 British took Tea and Spices from India and moved it to Britain 😂
@@siddharthamukherjee7441 the tea plantations in India were planted from tea taken from China by the British I meant which obviously was then taken from India by the british
@@gavinbissell8847 Obviously. I didn't mention tea in my first comment. I simply said Spices.
Im french and now after watching this ,my baguette blood turned into tea
REVIENS À NOUS CAMARADE
Donnons a se jeune homme des baguettes et du pinard!!
And your flag turned from white to with red and blue :)
Antoine Lasalle you have been assimilated into the empire:
target: kill the french
Then you sureendered
I showed this to my Asian Friends and they all got addicted to Opium....
Hehe
🇵🇰🇮🇳🇧🇩: Phew... atleast he didn't said which Asian.
That's why you're the Prime Minister, sir...
ALLAH AKBAH
🤣
Civilizing the rest of the world, one musket ball at a time.
British Industries
As it should be
*civilising
Civilising*, you zulu
Grape*
As we can see, volley fire with muskets is the greatest tactics ever used, its proven to beat against Tribes and automatic weapons
a volley of muskets is enough to repel any bulletproof armor in the world
UK: The fact you’re speaking English right now means we already colonised your tongue.
That's not the best part. The best part is that English is a Germanic language. Blame the Anglo-Saxons and Normans. The ancient Romans must be rolling in their graves right now lmao.
I speak Urdu
Fahad Hassan and English 😉
No, the USA did that.
@@vynonyoutube1418 64% of the English vocabulary comes from Latin or Greek
Americans: lol we rekt British
Britain: takes over 1/4 of world anyways
Barry Scott America:takes over the UK
Barry Scott actually 1/4
Srry for the r/woosh guys. Didn’t think it’d trigger so many people
Barry Scott uh no it’s not, all I said was they took over more land.
Americans: We didn't want the world anyway lol
Girsl in paintball:
- This is cool.
- Yes, but be carefull.
- Okay.
Boys in paintball:
Lol
Boys with paintball: Grenadiers CHARGE!!!
@@ferryhurulean underrated
"Whatever you do, shoot anything that moves"
Proceeds to murder everyone
"These pesky anime are so inept, it nearly takes the honor out of victory... nearly..."
(Laughs in British)
Oh yes this is excellent.
I shall recommend you for a Knighthood sir!
I agree
I approve.
The empire need more knights
all British be like Ail hail Britania
OH NO MY TABLET GOT COLONIZED
COLONISED*
Thirteen Tablets colony ?
HMS Centre I see what you did there. Laughs in UK English
Girl: hey does anyone wanna play some volley ball?
British empire: someone say volley?
Girl: no I mean
British empire:
MAKE READY!!!
PRESENT!!!
AIM AT THEIR HEADS!!
FIREE!!!
Laughs in British
Fun fact:every video under a minute is legendary
Facts
As a british male it is required for you to join the army at aged 18 and go on at least two tours of duty. During my farthers two tours he shot 17 anime protagonists and 250 American rebels. He came home a hero and was awarded a life time supply of tea. I hope to live up to him, I will also likely tour japan and also have to end up in battles with anime protagonists, my musket will serve me well.
God speed good sir!
Ok,so you choose Gulag.
Goy Shekelstein okay coomer
Jolly good
God be with you, you jolly good sir.
Once, we conquered the world with our guns and boats. Now we will conquer the world with our epic memes bro
@Mr. Anonymous Ok
@Mr. Anonymous then well colonize them and they'll become our memes
We need the tea brother, we must start tea acquisition
Laughs in brow bess musket
I conquered a galaxy with the might of the first galactic empire
*Portugal* : Hey, where's Britain?
*France* : Don't worry I got this
*France* : - clears throat - Oh look, tea!
*Britain* : - smashes through the wall in a steel ship of the line - GIVE ME THE PLANT
The UnknownSG no joke I feel you
* Deep but polite british voice*
Alternative: 1 square meter of free land or some rock above the ocean at the end of the world.
@@pile-o-nonsense3688 Hurry John! The sun is setting on that rock! We can't let it!
Auto: no me
_When someone says Tea is just hot leaf juice._
french: baguette
US: oil
british: T E A
Sweden
Snoů
Russia: Vodka
Title of the Video: RULE BRITANNIA
Video: British Grenadiers
Oh yeah true that
But they're british, right?
Was about to comment that.
What is the problem with that ?
@@haraldalabellechevelure1967 Rule Britannia is a song devoted to the royal navy. The British grenadiers are not in the royal navy because they are not in the ocean.
Now this... Is, true Quality content.
Long live Britania.
But they shot you.
@@Wortlethal LOL
The FBI ALL HAIL MEGATRON!
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
I respect that Britannia Conquered a quarter of the known world, but they never conquered my people. Couldn't even best us in war. And one of their most revered warriors was shot by one of our 9 year olds lol
We forced the great conquerors into signing a treaty, the only one of its kind for we are the only people whom they set out to conquer but failed to do so.
Long live Aotearoa!
TIHEI MAURI ORA
aaaaaah, so that's how Britain invaded the world:
They used infinite ammo no reload cheat
and some a cup of tea
when your glitching because of your high rate of fire
*laughs in british*
You're
@@torbk your**
"We have an Hulk"
" *We have British infantry* "
*French grenadiers sweat interflies*
We have Redcoats
Napolean: "I have an army,"
Coalition: "We have the redcoats,"
We have a Nation who after the Civil War was a industrial powerhouse and knew how to throw that behind the military.
@@Bluesonofman cool *we had two civil wars and INVENTED INDUSTRY*
"Wasted", did you mean civilized?
@OptimusGaming 45 *Taxed*
Mr. Anonymous u know Hong Kong and India are both British colonies and look at them now
@Mr. Anonymous and wasn’t India a former British colony?
@Mr. Anonymous Name one country that hasn’t been taxed or ruined
By a foreign power
Now the British can't sleep, because the empire reunited.
Thank you Brittania, for finally ending the waifu's.
And your prize is Gulag
@Layne Phillips we colonised the music and removed any sources of its origin.
we british hate anime😂
Some people like it though in Britain
@@paulwilkinson4073 Yes
@@paulwilkinson4073 Even Though I Wasn't British
The British empire fell for ONE reason...
The sun set and no tea will grow
Alex Rich but the sun still hasn’t set techniquely
@@uncledave5690 true we have our territories
The Empire is still going in all but name, the word 'Empire' now is evil and hurts peoples feelings. France and America also effectively have colonies
@Mr. Anonymous well kinda
Mr. Anonymous Hawaii?
One of my favourite from the old Reichtangle
Imagine going back in time to the 1700s and showing this video to the British empire
probably think it was witchcraft
Argentina: Hey i can-
U.K: NO...
Tell the argies to keep off our 🇷 🇴 🇨 🇨
@@Zackislivid how did you brought up that font style?
@@shubhankardasgupta4777 The British way
@@shubhankardasgupta4777 by flag Unicode characters
Laught in EXOCET
"Goodness me old bean, it appears the entire jungle is coming out to meet us. Be a good sport and shoot them, would you?"
- Some British officer at some point in time, presumably.
I think you forgot the part where the officer is sitting at a table having a tea party a good 5-6 miles behind the uncommissioned officers
That doesn sound like something a British officer would say
Mike Henny r/woosh
@@nandanakurniawan4928 I had some reason for saying that, I don't remember what though
@@noname-wo9yy I think you mean the British officers being in the middle of no-mans land and having a tea party.
Teacher : We are having a new student. He is from The UK
Girls : Oh my god i hope he has a cute accent
Boys :
true.
As a British I can say dis ist true
The Americans are the ones with the accent
The laugh at the end is really good 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Spain 1730: let's go we are superior!!!
British empire : "Agressive tea drinking noises"
Spain was an empire, England was a cancer
@@eljalo624 England was a superior Empire, Spain is nothing.
@@konighartzderiv.4898 superior in hacking, manipulation and pissing tea
And defeating Spain easily.
@@konighartzderiv.4898 Blas de Lezo suggests something else
One of the most historically accurate videos ever
When you shot your musket so hard it went through and kill people from different dimensions and timeline.
The empire spares no land
@@huyla1472 Or time
As a Briton I can say this is factually and historically correct
The sun never sets on the Empire. 🇬🇧
*china invents tea*
Germany: cool
France: cool
Italy: * too busy eating spaghetti *
Russia: cool
Britain: *GIVE IT TO MEEEE*
Shut up bitch!
Zanzao-1 Ps3
Russia: For the Tsar
Germany/Austria-Hungary: For the Kaiser
Ottomans: For the Sultan
British: *For the Tea*
REEEEEEEE
Italians: coffee is better
@@shrektheswampless6102 well its true
As a Brit this makes me tingle with happines
So long as it's not tingle with conquest we're Gucci
Tingles with colonialism
Tory
@@Gaffer_Bouncers commie
@@Battyj
Socialist*
Also if yer think im a Communist
Tell tha to nearly 1 million scousers yer dìckhead
*THE MUSKETS TURNED INTO MACHINEGUNS*
@Evurgreen Gray Then to Basilisks
@@LAV-III then to death strikes.
josh dyer then naval nova cannons
@@Duke_of_Petchington then to... That's not easily topped. What about then to exterminartus, or something.
josh dyer then Colonel Usarker E Creed or Cyclonic torpedoes would be good response
When your classmate says that the Mongol Empire was the largest empire in history
America now it’s British North America.
Make America Great Britain again
@@whdstudios1054 america is a large gay
Isn't that Canada
@@whdstudios1054 If you find yourself asking how you're causing a scene while simultaneously causing a scene while sperging out about a joke under the guise of "defending history", you're a moron.
@@whdstudios1054 As I said America is a huge homosexual
As a British Man I am very proud of our nation.
@@canzuk6621 Not anything that has happened in our lifetimes, that's for fucking sure
That's the equivalent of turks being proud of the Ottoman empire existed at some point in history
@@canzuk6621 Give me 1 reason and we will proceed from there.
@@orangekitty9634 Cant they just be proud of a country??? *_Jeez_*
**Sips tea in British**
@@pa1019 up to the gallows they go indeed
@@orangekitty9634 colonizing your country.
this is most british thing i have ever seen, it brings a tear to my eye as a brit myself
* brings a TEAr to your eye
I love being British and this is exactly why
Class: Gets to see the Queen in person.
Queen: How loyal do you think you are to Britain?
Girls: We are totally loyal to you, your Majesty.
Me and the bois: Allow us to show you. 0:05
I'm dyeing
Lol
Lmao
@@bobsemple7660 *Rapidly Promoted Executive*
To demonstrate how loyal we are to Her Majesty, I sawed this China into 140 halves
Any Country: This is a nice plant based liquid
Royal Britannia: 0:26
UK: Aight imma head out.
*Colonial ships intensifies*
0:24 that how machine gun make !!
Ian仔方鏘鏘 Machines guns are loads of tiny soldiers holding muskets inside a gun frame
Barry Scott more like shotgun?
"These rustics are so inept. Nearly takes the honor out of victory."
...nearly.
@@coldblood1977 *BRITISH LAUGH*
@@coldblood1977 *laughs in british*
As a Brit myself I am formally obligated to correct you to honour.
*honour
*Sips Tea* Gorgeous
BY GOD I DO LOVE TO PRESENT ARMS....
Speaking as a Brit...
That lad at the end had way too straight teeth, unrealistic, dislike
Me:
*Turns away nonchalantly, being a rare exception of a Brit with straight teeth...*
We have the NHS now though so modern Brits have straight teeth. Sad how we just disregard our traditions for being healthy
Laughs in American
@@bobsemple7660 Yeah but kinda free I'm aware the money doesn't grow in fields
Fields of trees
@@bobsemple7660 yes please
This makes me want to drink tea and go TP the Argentinian Embassy.
I am historically accurate and I can confirm this is a historian
Nice
Why is no one commenting that this is “The British Grenadiers” and not “Rule Britannia!!!”?
Carter Donelly Wienklause cus evryone actually knows...
I just did!
Cuz a video called grenadier doesnt sound as good as Rule Britannia.
Because rule Britannia suits the royal Navy more
Britain can still have grenadiers if they want, but Britannia doesn't rule shit no more
When an American tryhard joins a server full of British people
"Fighting the redcoats on an open field is suicide"
i’m so proud of this humanity
@Avignoné Énervé si tu compare a ce qui nous arrivait dans la gueule il y a quelques centaines d'années de ça on est pas si mal
China: invades Hong Kong
Britain and the commonwealth:
PlaguesNStuff
Let China touch Hong Kong and see what happens
Nah we are already out of the commonwealth
Uhh hongkong is China's territory.
Basically GB took a small part of China as their colony.
And idiotically, Hongkonger love GB.
The hell. Hongkonger sure love to be divided from their brothers n sisters..
This is some Stockholm syndrome. Syndrome when the victim love or even support the bad guy. The hell..
*Hippity Hopperty, get off my Property*
Its internationally illegal for China to take Hong Kong because of the treaty that was made.
I always wondered how the British empire became so powerful...
Now I know
Well when your hype on drugs all the time you can do amazing things
@@aussiegod4269 tea is a helluva drug indeed
Its easy. Semi Automatic muskets.
Tea
That's why Tea > Coffee.
I watched it while drinking tea
* RULE BRITANNIA INTENSIFIES *
*TRAITOR*
@@seanp.anim15 mon ami, once we win London, france will be invincible, just act like the bri'ish
Pourquoi est-ce que tu dois être une merde, Roi de Rien?
@@Iohannes_the_Orthodox oh
The 35 dislikes where from americans
we tried to colonize as well as the Brits but alas it could never be.
at least we took our natives on walks tho.
And frogs
@@1.222.0
And Biryani and curries!
and quite a few French
Ture we rule the waves now but you show us to🇺🇸🇬🇧
*touches tea pot*
britain: *shoots crazy*
Britain: so anyway i started blasting
When you realize that most tribes they fought were low key pretty violent and had very disturbing rituals such as human sacrifice and cannibalism
We have to accept different cultures in 2021. (except our own)
They were the spanish.
They weren't difficult nor advanced to fight against, it wasn't as brutal as facing actual organized armies
trying to justify? lol
0:24 *FULL-AUTO MUSKET*
**me going to meet the Queen**
Queen: *so u want to join us?*
me: *say no more* 0:26
Я один прочитал голосом королевы?
I read alone in the voice of the queen?
(Sorry if this is not accurate, I am writing through a translator)
The tea is the infinity stones of Britain.
My replay button is ruled by britannia now
As an British citizen, I can confirm this is how we took over the world
"How can we tell if friendly fire is on"
Britannia: *Shoots John Shelby*
Me: Aight
As a brit, I can confirm, this was the only time I felt pride in my country
I love how the British didn’t think “hey, maybe firing reactively and not standing in the open would be a good idea”
Bro Britain’s entire strategic history in warfare has involved running straight at the enemy. It just works because the enemy always believes that no one is dumb enough to do such a thing so it catches them off guard.
British officers/aristocrats didn’t even duck when getting shot at, it’s one of the reasons “Britishness” is a real term. They just don’t give af, they were like the posh version of Spartans. I’m starting to believe that historians have confused tea with heroin because they were willing to go through hell for it even though coffee is low-key better
Muskets are hilariously inaccurate and unreliable, which means they're only powerful when you get enough of them together in a wide open space and fire en masse.
Musket=deadly joke.
100 muskets firing in unison: world biggest shotgun.
Hundred redcoats trained to fire musket as fast as humanly possible: this is your flag now.
German hunters migrating to american colonies: we call this rifling, it makes ball go straight
that's the high quality content i came here for
Title: "RULE BRITANNIA.EXE"
Video: "British Grenadiers"
*seems legit*
ᎷᎡ.KᎪ- ᏴᎾᎾᎷ To me Brits are Brits, for the tea my friend
@@jaws114 I didn't know you're a clone of very fine culture! Here, let's enjoy some tea 🍵🍵
Well, what can I say.
_Imperialism_
I know it's an old comment but are you unironically a communist? Because communism has killed far more people than imperialism ever did.
@@blackfedoramedia6498 not communism itself but their leaders
@@umberto4134 But communism gave them that power by taking away guns, religion and private property. Every communist government has been a complete and total failure. Most of those leaders by the way still moderately popular in their countries of origin.
@@blackfedoramedia6498 what are you? An american complaining about a reasonable policy to NOT give random Citizens their precious guns? And if every communist government was a total failure, how do you explain china making its way to throwing out the US dollar as the international currency and replacing it with their own? And before you come up with "harsh working conditions" or "communist slavery", let me tell you that more than 75% of the soviet people voted that the ussr should NOT fall apart
@@umberto4134 well I'm guessing you're gonna defend China's crimes to?
Me and the bois takin out napoleon