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  • Опубликовано: 26 мар 2018
  • This comparison is section timed. Videos are synced at the beginning of each section. This video contains only the audio from akira, who has the 1st place in this category, to prevent audio cluttering. I've also uploaded the same video with audio from all 4 sources. • SM64 0 Star Comparison...
    Leaderboards: www.speedrun.c...
    Twitch: / overusedm3mes
    #OverusedMemes #SM64 #Speedrun

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  • @OverusedMemes
    @OverusedMemes  6 лет назад +1778

    This comparison is section timed. Videos are synced at the beginning of each section. This video contains only the audio from akira, who has the 1st place in this category, to prevent audio cluttering. I've also uploaded the same video with audio from all 4 sources. ruclips.net/video/e3dqEoO6LTw/видео.html
    Leaderboards: www.speedrun.com/sm64#0_Star

  • @nathanwilliams9598
    @nathanwilliams9598 4 года назад +2031

    Peach: dear mario-
    Mario: done

  • @multikilerochki
    @multikilerochki 5 лет назад +5580

    Random person: beats in 8 mins
    Me: *takes 15 days*

    • @SanYamcha
      @SanYamcha 5 лет назад +131

      Me: *takes 2 weeks*

    • @catwbongos
      @catwbongos 5 лет назад +269

      15 days = 2 weeks+1day

    • @sonictnt1
      @sonictnt1 5 лет назад +261

      Me : takes a whole year

    • @Kyle-ys8ot
      @Kyle-ys8ot 5 лет назад +80

      Nuriya Khegay took my like a whole year to beat it when I was a kid

    • @redactedSub2prodbyclxxwn
      @redactedSub2prodbyclxxwn 5 лет назад +45

      Me: **takes one day because I literally have no life**

  • @itsarocklol
    @itsarocklol 4 года назад +3934

    Peach: come over
    Mario: I can’t
    Peach: My toads aren’t home
    Mario:

    • @JChanneL_Gaming
      @JChanneL_Gaming 4 года назад +15

      Nick you stole Logan B Gaming’s Idea.

    • @itsarocklol
      @itsarocklol 4 года назад +72

      JD The Elite Gamer. Or I said something that might’ve been what someone else had said. I have no idea who Logan b gaming is and nor do I care

    • @TheLudicrousLuv
      @TheLudicrousLuv 4 года назад +46

      @@JChanneL_Gaming thats how memeformats work

    • @RubyPiec
      @RubyPiec 4 года назад +16

      Maro in 4 different dimensions

    • @fairynuff4463
      @fairynuff4463 4 года назад +9

      @@RubyPiec first we need to discuss parallel universes...

  • @cmtg4107
    @cmtg4107 4 года назад +1529

    1:48 The true Xiah's mistake

  • @voidfatal6605
    @voidfatal6605 4 года назад +5270

    Walls: exist
    Mario: No, I don't think I will.

    • @alexandnachoyt3001
      @alexandnachoyt3001 4 года назад +10

      😂

    • @luigi-wy2wt
      @luigi-wy2wt 4 года назад +18

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😩😠💩

    • @sillytwomany
      @sillytwomany 4 года назад +41

      @@alexandnachoyt3001 r/emojipolice

    • @jordanotterson2468
      @jordanotterson2468 4 года назад +56

      Talha Saglam oh you’re cool you use reddit

    • @bruhman2277
      @bruhman2277 4 года назад +3

      Jordan Otterson
      Stfu u probably like kpop or edm or some shit

  • @britishenough7690
    @britishenough7690 5 лет назад +3655

    3 misconceptions that I want to clear up...
    1. "If Xiah used the Japanese version, he would've won!" Although the first cutscene (Princess Peach's letter) is slower on the English version (due to Princess Peach reading her letter), the English version is slightly faster due to the fact that large Bowser textboxes can be skipped faster in the American version.
    2. "Xiah had a bad loading screen at 3:10!" This video was edited so that all speedrunners start every section in sync.
    3. "Xiah was 0.06 seconds away from WR!" As I already said, the video was edited. 0.06 seconds was only the loss of that section. Altogether, Xiah was behind by 0.47 (or about 0.5) seconds behind Akira.
    I want to make sure that nobody puts any of the quotes into their comments without understanding the truth.
    Edit: 🎧🎮

    • @Corn0nTheCobb
      @Corn0nTheCobb 4 года назад +114

      Thank you. It seems like a lot of people haven't seen your comment though, unfortunately

    • @mathero13
      @mathero13 4 года назад +12

      People that dont understand jokes haha

    • @buttered_n
      @buttered_n 4 года назад +37

      He also loses time on first bowser when he fell just before going on the stair switch

    • @fullmoon9865
      @fullmoon9865 4 года назад +65

      @@mathero13 It's not joking, it's called being an idiot

    • @RoyHoy
      @RoyHoy 4 года назад +9

      So is it faster or slower on the English version?!😂

  • @tenderquirkydragon8643
    @tenderquirkydragon8643 4 года назад +371

    "The power of the stars has returned to the castle" Are you sure about that?

    • @lootmaster1337
      @lootmaster1337 3 года назад +1

      Mario: Yayayayayayayaaahuuuuu
      ... Ffs mario i needed stars

  • @sudabert
    @sudabert 4 года назад +633

    Plane: Leaves at 06:00 PM
    My Parents at 03:00 AM:

    • @carlosdelucia3487
      @carlosdelucia3487 4 года назад +4

      Hey you gotta be 2 hours early at the airport

    • @jeepercreepers9
      @jeepercreepers9 4 года назад +19

      I thought you were me

    • @KinjiroTheThunder
      @KinjiroTheThunder 3 года назад +29

      @@carlosdelucia3487 one time, I was so early, my flight wasn't even onscreen yet

    • @carlosdelucia3487
      @carlosdelucia3487 3 года назад

      @@KinjiroTheThunder lmao

    • @KinjiroTheThunder
      @KinjiroTheThunder 3 года назад +3

      @@carlosdelucia3487 I was so confused at the time, until I very quickly realized what was going on

  • @kauenovaki3000
    @kauenovaki3000 5 лет назад +6901

    I feel so dumb cheering to xiah even knowing he's going to be the second

  • @Hayden_O
    @Hayden_O 5 лет назад +23574

    If Xiah had used the japanese version he would have won

    • @OverusedMemes
      @OverusedMemes  5 лет назад +7048

      As you can see, he was using the english version, which is slower at the start. however in this category, english is not really much slower at all, because bowser textboxes are larger and contain more text per textbox and can thus be skipped faster. There was a comparison made with TAS, which actually measured the english version to be faster slightly. This was using TAS strats, so which version is faster for RTA is not provably clear yet.

    • @pleasepoo1827
      @pleasepoo1827 5 лет назад +3257

      @@OverusedMemes I'm sorry I can't take you seriously with your pfp and name

    • @silaswarner2053
      @silaswarner2053 5 лет назад +2297

      Please Poo okay “please poo”

    • @pleasepoo1827
      @pleasepoo1827 5 лет назад +873

      @@silaswarner2053 Well I'm not trying to be serious anyway
      Also fun fact my pfp used to be a probably real piece of poo until RUclips took it off

    • @jeffpuddy7032
      @jeffpuddy7032 5 лет назад +57

      It's just a glitch

  • @seiuchicompositions
    @seiuchicompositions 4 года назад +266

    Should've added a mini screen with smallant doing it in an hour

    • @OverusedMemes
      @OverusedMemes  4 года назад +67

      you're absolutely right, what a missed opportunity :D

    • @natrod8628
      @natrod8628 3 года назад +6

      bruhhh leave my boi smallant alone lmao

    • @euphorialover911
      @euphorialover911 3 года назад

      @Carter Kwakye-Safo Do it better than SmallAnt If you think he's slow

    • @L0CA_Mari
      @L0CA_Mari 3 года назад

      @Carter Kwakye-Safo done yet

    • @L0CA_Mari
      @L0CA_Mari 3 года назад

      @Carter Kwakye-Safo its been more than a month

  • @mr.p241
    @mr.p241 4 года назад +58

    Everybody else's Mario: Let's a go!
    Xiah's Mario: Just a minute, the princess sent me a letter about cake. I've got to read it. *In her voice.*

  • @deniskincses
    @deniskincses 4 года назад +4347

    everyone: **speaks japanese**
    Xiah: I need subtitles.

    • @LunaticJ
      @LunaticJ 4 года назад +251

      Denis Kincses The ironic thing about Xiah playing on JP is that he is Japanese lol

    • @deniskincses
      @deniskincses 4 года назад +6

      @@LunaticJ yeah

    • @kyrin4558
      @kyrin4558 4 года назад +61

      Guy was just flexing on them, and then comes Dowsky who smashed 2 glitch records in a day

    • @piktureit
      @piktureit 4 года назад +1

      I am the 700th like

    • @tyisafk
      @tyisafk 4 года назад +1

      I noticed you had 999 likes so I gave you your thousandth.

  • @devoncerda9684
    @devoncerda9684 4 года назад +2415

    Bowser: "I've got you this time, Mario!"
    Mario: *_"I'm four parallel universes ahead of you-"_*

    • @haiper11
      @haiper11 4 года назад +27

      Ah yes a man of culture

    • @inuwazz
      @inuwazz 4 года назад +46

      Devon Cerda if u watch the explanation video of the speed run
      There is actually a thing as parallel universe in SM64
      Which makes him actually about 40-100 Parallel universe ahead lmfao

    • @JandJVideoGaming
      @JandJVideoGaming 4 года назад +7

      Ok Pannen

    • @MirageLuna
      @MirageLuna 4 года назад +43

      "But first, we need to talk about parallel universes"

    • @eloffski
      @eloffski 4 года назад +1

      Devon Cerda so clever lol

  • @Hemaaatite
    @Hemaaatite 3 года назад +124

    Mom : “It’s time for school!!”
    Me : *”K, gimme 7 minutes!!”*

  • @Julian_5
    @Julian_5 4 года назад +288

    I love the part when he says : “yahoo!”

    • @gothicthorn3
      @gothicthorn3 4 года назад +6

      Where? Must've missed it.

    • @guns3808
      @guns3808 4 года назад +2

      Nah, I like more the part where he says "YAHOO!"

    • @Julian_5
      @Julian_5 4 года назад

      JustanOmen damn its around 3:14

    • @Julian_5
      @Julian_5 4 года назад

      egg nah yahoo!

    • @Bra1nD3ad_00
      @Bra1nD3ad_00 4 года назад

      Ya I felt that

  • @ghastlegg
    @ghastlegg 5 лет назад +4119

    upload another with the audio of all 4. i want to hear yahoo way too many times

  • @markohofmann
    @markohofmann 5 лет назад +4086

    Damn Xiah missed it by 0.06 seconds

    • @damir_van_kalaz
      @damir_van_kalaz 5 лет назад +572

      The sad thing is, if the intro hadn't been longer for him than it was for Akira, he'd be #1.

    • @MMar_io
      @MMar_io 5 лет назад +192

      @@damir_van_kalaz i read this in another comment but bowsers text boxes are larger so more text is in them so it goes a bit faster in that regard

    • @nikhiljain8441
      @nikhiljain8441 5 лет назад +349

      If he didnt mess up at 1:48 then he would have the record

    • @turtle5709
      @turtle5709 5 лет назад +174

      He only lost 0.06 sec on that one section. For other sections he lost more time

    • @greysonwilliams7402
      @greysonwilliams7402 5 лет назад +47

      Marko Hofmann He missed it by .47 seconds What’s even worse is he missed WR in 1 star by 100ms. That’s .1 seconds

  • @animatopotato2542
    @animatopotato2542 3 года назад +73

    "Corporate needs you to find the difference between these pictures"
    Me: "they're the same picture"

  • @ATLTraveler
    @ATLTraveler 4 года назад +70

    Xiah deserves this, he has discovered so many strats in sm64, and is still like one of the only people that can do carpetless.

    • @keshaafanasiev.
      @keshaafanasiev. Год назад

      literally all other speedrunnes did the same as xiah

    • @ATLTraveler
      @ATLTraveler Год назад

      @@keshaafanasiev. that might be the dumbest comment I have very read. So my 8 year old cousin is a speedrunner, he can do everything perfectly?

    • @asibit724
      @asibit724 Год назад +1

      @@ATLTraveler you answer him after 2 years and not spoken after

  • @joshualupyan519
    @joshualupyan519 5 лет назад +257

    “Wow Mario, honestly didn’t expect you to save me in 6 and half minutes....”

    • @realcardss
      @realcardss 4 года назад +3

      Nigga

    • @Magisq
      @Magisq 4 года назад

      Realcards omg did you say nigga

    • @Magisq
      @Magisq 4 года назад

      Realcards its not nigga its $@“”=*≠

    • @alexandnachoyt3001
      @alexandnachoyt3001 4 года назад +2

      @@realcardss *Can i see youre n word pass sir?*

    • @realcardss
      @realcardss 4 года назад +1

      @@alexandnachoyt3001 *shows black skin*

  • @Julian_5
    @Julian_5 5 лет назад +1548

    My childhood beaten under 7 min...

    • @kylelin1641
      @kylelin1641 5 лет назад +57

      Sounds like my childhood... world class beatings in under 7 minutes

    • @alejandrocalderonaycardi292
      @alejandrocalderonaycardi292 5 лет назад +5

      Oof

    • @yuurichito1439
      @yuurichito1439 5 лет назад +2

      XD

    • @azuredem
      @azuredem 5 лет назад +7

      ItzJuul ikr this shit would take me weeks to finish when i was younger

    • @casemods
      @casemods 5 лет назад +10

      I don't think of them like that. There are gamers and then there are speed gamers.
      I never beat this game. Not even with the wii or pc and roms. I wanted to play every level and EXPERIENCE the game completely.
      These speed runs are just to show how fast the game CAN BE completed.

  • @medicgaming101
    @medicgaming101 3 года назад +26

    “The power of the stars were restored into the castle”
    and Mario’s just like: what stars?

  • @schwany6703
    @schwany6703 4 года назад +236

    Who is "Section time lost"
    And why are they so good at the game?

    • @ianthehedgehog9327
      @ianthehedgehog9327 4 года назад +6

      Section Time Lost is the amount of time since the first player that finished the section finished that section.

    • @Lrizu
      @Lrizu 4 года назад +24

      @@ianthehedgehog9327 he knows he is just kidding

    • @yugodeandrawirayudha4908
      @yugodeandrawirayudha4908 4 года назад +25

      And why did he finish the game four times? "Section Time Lost" is an idiot. That person might even participate the 24h of Le Mans for 96 hours but already 83 laps away from others in 2 hours.

    • @kociatk0
      @kociatk0 4 года назад

      @@ianthehedgehog9327 r/woosh

    • @baker7280
      @baker7280 3 года назад +7

      Idk if he’s as good as that tas guy

  • @kharmachaos667
    @kharmachaos667 5 лет назад +609

    Me: watching this on mute
    My brain: "Yahoo!Yahoo!Yahoo!Yahoo!Yahoo!

    • @pianomusic4562
      @pianomusic4562 5 лет назад +4

      you deserve a veteran discount

    • @elbinopaper4629
      @elbinopaper4629 4 года назад +5

      EEeeEeeEeeEeEeeEeeEeeeEeYahoo

    • @sirbriskets
      @sirbriskets 4 года назад +1

      Yahoo spam

    • @koseki_stuff
      @koseki_stuff 4 года назад

      @Super John64 , HEEEEEEY!!! Language!

    • @rainbowbutminecraft7708
      @rainbowbutminecraft7708 4 года назад

      @Super John64 *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!*

  • @jude802
    @jude802 4 года назад +53

    insane that even with all the amazing runs here, there’s still room for optimization. shit’s crazy

  • @dothedes
    @dothedes 4 года назад +97

    can we get an F in chat for my boi Xiah litterally only 0.06 seconds off

    • @mikey-dh9bw
      @mikey-dh9bw 4 года назад +11

      he was 0.5 seconds off altogether

    • @datmemeguy6045
      @datmemeguy6045 4 года назад

      LeoBloxyDonut iPinPonLeoBloxy no shit

    • @Subpar1224
      @Subpar1224 3 года назад +1

      I think .06 is a frame
      But he was altogether off by .5 only the Last section was he behind by .06 but still half a second is insanely close

  • @arls-xv6gm
    @arls-xv6gm 5 лет назад +192

    These people doing the SUPER precise jumps are freaking wizards.

    • @amberhawksong
      @amberhawksong 4 года назад

      They got the magic touch 😉

    • @S1lv3r1
      @S1lv3r1 4 года назад +6

      they've just played the game over 10,000 times and practiced for thousands of hours

  • @Sonicice24
    @Sonicice24 5 лет назад +948

    Xiah was slow but caught up he is crazy.

    • @thecanadiandefender1451
      @thecanadiandefender1451 5 лет назад +126

      Not really, he probably would've won but the cutscene at the start screwed him over because the American version has a longer opening cutscene

    • @joncolumbino744
      @joncolumbino744 5 лет назад +11

      vid uploader says eng ver is faster tho

    • @onemorebonktonight
      @onemorebonktonight 5 лет назад +61

      @@joncolumbino744 the textboxes are quicker, but the intro cutscene is longer.

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii 5 лет назад +48

      @@thecanadiandefender1451 english version is faster overall. evryone says that starting cutscene is what made him lose even tho 1:50 is obviously it

    • @chrisarroyo5241
      @chrisarroyo5241 5 лет назад +1

      Yuyydxh

  • @hummusgorilla
    @hummusgorilla 4 года назад +125

    Princess: thanks for collecting all the stars Mario.
    Mario:The-
    WHAT

  • @omorifan6011
    @omorifan6011 4 года назад +31

    He's perfectly in sync with his parallel universes copys

  • @PelipperPiccolo
    @PelipperPiccolo 5 лет назад +1284

    Xiah really deserved to win that...

    • @NovaTheDark
      @NovaTheDark 5 лет назад +101

      even if he seems to be behind at first, the version he uses ( NTSC U ) is slightly faster because textboxes can be skipped faster

    • @RossWasTaken
      @RossWasTaken 5 лет назад +7

      TheDarkNoVa there’s a reason the other play Japanese version right?

    • @NovaTheDark
      @NovaTheDark 5 лет назад +16

      @@RossWasTaken i think it's a question of preference, the difference is really really small ( i think its ≈10 frame) so there s no real reason

    • @necksnapper3575
      @necksnapper3575 5 лет назад +80

      10 frames is something in speedrunning for speedrunners

    • @NovaTheDark
      @NovaTheDark 5 лет назад +10

      @@necksnapper3575 its .3 sec x) so yes but on a speedrun as unconsistant as 0 stars i dont know

  • @yzelangeles5614
    @yzelangeles5614 4 года назад +838

    me, after watching this and going to sleep:
    YAHOO! YAYAYAYAYAYAHOOOOO!

    • @jonac0426
      @jonac0426 4 года назад +3

      Ngl same here....

    • @crispy9542
      @crispy9542 4 года назад +6

      so are you going to skip to the next day

    • @bru8872
      @bru8872 4 года назад

      Same

    • @ning8685
      @ning8685 3 года назад +7

      My body can’t stay still while sleeping. I am doing BLJ in real life. I don’t think my body can hold that amount of power. Help.

    • @javierlujan2115
      @javierlujan2115 3 года назад +1

      @@ning8685 🤣

  • @elbukiviagra6908
    @elbukiviagra6908 3 года назад +15

    Lets be honest, everybody was watching Xiah run

  • @dimitarmarinov4546
    @dimitarmarinov4546 4 года назад +50

    Why do the lower two marios on the thumbnail look like they haven't slept for 3 days

  • @bbxdesign
    @bbxdesign 5 лет назад +575

    Thank you for syncing at the beginning of each section. It's really helpful. It also prevents losing the sync early and never recovering it, especially with Xiah playing the non-Japanese version, he would have been out of sync the whole time.

    • @sunshinescam2003
      @sunshinescam2003 5 лет назад +45

      Jeremy Thomas I actually find that really annoying and wish it wasn’t done

    • @AleMusa
      @AleMusa 5 лет назад +11

      @@sunshinescam2003 me too

    • @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes
      @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes 5 лет назад +16

      Would be way easier to tell wtf was going on if he didn’t do that.

    • @gabestar69m93
      @gabestar69m93 5 лет назад

      What’s the difference between them?

    • @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes
      @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes 5 лет назад +8

      @Boco Corwin So? Why should I care if a bunch of people who read youtube comment sections disagree with me.

  • @hybornspy4315
    @hybornspy4315 5 лет назад +446

    *”god damn it, I forgot to press record”*

    • @tossicv2895
      @tossicv2895 5 лет назад +12

      Hybornspy 43 ah shit here we go again

    • @b.sabbathh6904
      @b.sabbathh6904 5 лет назад

      Holy Shit

    • @tossicv2895
      @tossicv2895 5 лет назад

      SunSik [GD] wot

    • @realcardss
      @realcardss 4 года назад

      Aaha

    • @legardiendesmeufs779
      @legardiendesmeufs779 4 года назад

      Actually it's kinda not a problem cuz with a lot of practice it will be easy to speedrun the game again

  • @Aerialyn
    @Aerialyn 3 года назад +9

    The Castle & Walls: Carefully built for many years.
    Mario: Goes through all walls and skips tons of rooms.

  • @lowercase7440
    @lowercase7440 3 года назад +10

    You know your in danger when you hear Mario’s yahoo’s overlap each other.

  • @bluejdamemegod8578
    @bluejdamemegod8578 5 лет назад +365

    Four horsemen of the apocalypse

    • @0subscriberswithnovideosch774
      @0subscriberswithnovideosch774 5 лет назад +6

      Revelation ya:hoo "at the time of judgement, four horsemen of the apocalypse would come out, they shall be named akira, xiah, drozdowsky, and gohanie"

    • @user-vl9uk9zk8e
      @user-vl9uk9zk8e 5 лет назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jokamh1377
    @jokamh1377 5 лет назад +80

    Normal Players: **Loses 1 minute in section**
    Normal Players: This is fine
    Speedrunners: **Loses 5 millisecond in section**
    Speedrunners: *Oh cra--*

  • @popcorntaffy
    @popcorntaffy 4 года назад +6

    this was my first time seeing a 0 star speedrun and good lord, terminalmontage wasnt exaggerating a thing

  • @AjAwesome1010
    @AjAwesome1010 4 года назад +18

    If I had a dollar for every “wahoo!” I heard in this video, I would be rich

  • @alphacuremother1019
    @alphacuremother1019 5 лет назад +128

    To be fair number 2 was the only one that did a legitimate no star run because the others collected stars and not keys so he wins by default

    • @fellout2555
      @fellout2555 5 лет назад +4

      When do the others have a 1 in their star counter?

    • @EnzoLay_TheUmbraPonyGuardian
      @EnzoLay_TheUmbraPonyGuardian 5 лет назад +35

      it just shows a star when collecting a key on the other 3 because the japanese version was designed like this, its all legitimate

    • @bigsmash2886
      @bigsmash2886 5 лет назад +39

      It's a joke guys

    • @Nightcaat
      @Nightcaat 4 года назад +6

      I know it’s a joke but all players collect a star after the 3rd Bowser fight.

    • @themariomaster5207
      @themariomaster5207 Год назад +1

      ​@@fellout2555I think it was a joke

  • @bonedude1286
    @bonedude1286 5 лет назад +1358

    Bowser: NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO COLLECT *ALL* THE STARS!
    Mario: YAHOO! SO LONG, GAY BOWSER!
    EDIT: Gay Bowser is gone. Press F to pay respects.

    • @molo-molo5103
      @molo-molo5103 4 года назад +15

      terminalmontage

    • @mariazamora6647
      @mariazamora6647 4 года назад +12

      terminalmontage

    • @bonedude1286
      @bonedude1286 4 года назад +7

      Yes, it’s terminalmontage.

    • @erikstrickland96
      @erikstrickland96 4 года назад +4

      Honestly I thought it was just a comedy thing this whole time and not a legit speed run 😂 and then I watched this...it’s real 😱

    • @Justin-iv4bd
      @Justin-iv4bd 4 года назад +25

      THANKYOUSOMUCHFORPLAYINGMYGAME

  • @JAMAUMTZ
    @JAMAUMTZ 4 года назад +653

    the last one to arrive is gay.
    the girls: how immature.
    Boys:

  • @Jtzist
    @Jtzist 4 года назад +4

    No way!!!!! No freaking way. I never seen anything like it. I dont know if I was more impressed with the speed run or the fact you beat the game without collecting anything!!!!

  • @definitelynotcris
    @definitelynotcris 5 лет назад +566

    Someone please put a “yahoo” count on this

    • @theighthsage
      @theighthsage 5 лет назад +12

      splat tim

    • @heftyrumble
      @heftyrumble 5 лет назад +33

      I heard a total of 93

    • @tomatosoupmemes9008
      @tomatosoupmemes9008 5 лет назад +39

      I made a video of counting them all:ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

    • @GadgetMaNameJeff
      @GadgetMaNameJeff 5 лет назад +12

      @@tomatosoupmemes9008 ok dude you got me there

    • @hikaruarioka
      @hikaruarioka 5 лет назад +4

      @@tomatosoupmemes9008 Well played, you got me 😂👏🏻

  • @JZephyrMusic
    @JZephyrMusic 5 лет назад +56

    Played this for most of my childhood, and the ONLY glitch I ever found by myself was the lamest of the bunch:
    5:01

  • @garrettchandler1948
    @garrettchandler1948 3 года назад +11

    Crazy how optimized this run is. They are all so close the whole time

  • @cc-5579
    @cc-5579 3 года назад +8

    Alternate Title: 4 speed gods battle to embarrass bowser in the least amount of time

  • @igothacked1617
    @igothacked1617 5 лет назад +125

    When you can’t come over but she says she’s home alone

  • @NoLimitAlejandro
    @NoLimitAlejandro 4 года назад +323

    Random person: finishes in 9mins
    Me: finishes in 3 years

    • @Meliodas-oo7xo
      @Meliodas-oo7xo 4 года назад +16

      me: never finished it

    • @rolic4476
      @rolic4476 4 года назад +10

      @@Meliodas-oo7xo world record

    • @dylanar8883
      @dylanar8883 4 года назад

      The youtuber witch do 213 videos about it: haha im so faster

    • @RainyNightGX
      @RainyNightGX 4 года назад +1

      Still not finished after 8 years

    • @Pootis-hn3ky
      @Pootis-hn3ky 4 года назад +3

      I don’t even have the game

  • @mois03s
    @mois03s 3 года назад +6

    Imagine seeing someone fly backwards up a long ass staircase

  • @dxkuh
    @dxkuh 3 года назад +5

    " *Games beggin* "
    Mario: *YAHOO* *JUMP*

  • @SimplyAnExistence
    @SimplyAnExistence 5 лет назад +831

    When you lose by 6 milliseconds...
    Poor Xiah .-.

    • @theighthsage
      @theighthsage 5 лет назад +35

      if he didnt miss that jump in the first bowser level he would've won

    • @theighthsage
      @theighthsage 5 лет назад +30

      it happens at 1:49 where you can see him hit the wall and miss the jump

    • @SimplyAnExistence
      @SimplyAnExistence 5 лет назад +18

      Theighthsage don’t forget the very beginning.
      He was like 3 seconds behind with the intro

    • @liesofthekids8603
      @liesofthekids8603 5 лет назад +6

      Gaming Scott the intro didn’t matter if he did the jump correctly he would have the record

    • @who3947
      @who3947 5 лет назад +5

      Theighthsage What about the 4 sec loading screen at 3:11?

  • @RubyPiec
    @RubyPiec 5 лет назад +1048

    I feel bad for Xiah only getting 0.06 off

    • @damir_van_kalaz
      @damir_van_kalaz 5 лет назад +37

      Made worse by the intro being to blame for that.

    • @egirlgamerviolet1984
      @egirlgamerviolet1984 5 лет назад +92

      that was only in that section, in total he was about 0.47 seconds off. Also, his version was faster, as the bowser text boxes can be skipped more quickly

    • @wimpywater
      @wimpywater 5 лет назад +13

      It's because he missed the jumping up to bowser the switch in the first one

    • @biggiecheese2172
      @biggiecheese2172 5 лет назад +9

      @@damir_van_kalaz Bowsers text boxes are larger so you can skip his text faster in the American version, so the intro wasnt what made him lose as it saved him time

    • @callmehalimede6831
      @callmehalimede6831 5 лет назад +1

      RubyPiec that’s considering the length of the intro too

  • @TheZeldaEnthusiast
    @TheZeldaEnthusiast 3 года назад +2

    I love how Xiah ran the fire sea bowser course with only one lava butt burn high jump at the end. It saved life and possibly time.

  • @jamiehasligma8110
    @jamiehasligma8110 3 года назад +2

    Hey Akira school starts in 15 mins
    Akira: k let me beat super Mario 64
    Twice

  • @metaknight5199
    @metaknight5199 5 лет назад +740

    Yahoo! Yahoo! Yayayayayayayayayayayayayahoo!

  • @Clbull118
    @Clbull118 4 года назад +119

    I liked the part where Mario said “YAHOO”

  • @rodo7274
    @rodo7274 4 года назад +7

    These dudes: finish Super Mario 64 in 6 minutes
    Me: haven’t finished yet, i started 2 years ago

    • @KingJohnson1985
      @KingJohnson1985 2 года назад

      it took me almost 30 years to finally make it with 120 stars...in the past i failed at last 2 levels, tick tack trauma and rainbow lvl

  • @GamerGuy249
    @GamerGuy249 4 года назад +5

    Shout out Xiah for being the only one to make it to final bowser without collecting a single star.

  • @thatoneguy9582
    @thatoneguy9582 5 лет назад +117

    just for the sake of curiosity, I’m wondering how fast would a run with all the best times be
    like using Xiah’s section instead of Akira’s at 2:43 because of how fast it was

    • @lt5334
      @lt5334 5 лет назад +4

      That One Guy just watch a TAS playthrough of 0star

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii 5 лет назад +6

      @@lt5334 sometimes TAS uses skips that are humanly not possible

  • @JustPandaPvper
    @JustPandaPvper 4 года назад +21

    4:50 Xiah oofed here..

  • @cheems._598
    @cheems._598 4 года назад +5

    It’s crazy that in this one part Akita and Xiah were literally synced together

  • @MrSwag-zv3pg
    @MrSwag-zv3pg 4 года назад +31

    "You can't hear a muted video"
    Me: 5:23

  • @theimposter7955
    @theimposter7955 5 лет назад +15

    Peach: the stars have been returned to the castle
    Mario: what's a star?

  • @mystrrrreioucuszthlpepperac
    @mystrrrreioucuszthlpepperac 4 года назад +26

    5:32 drowdowsky has 64 section time lost

  • @eurikiy9523
    @eurikiy9523 3 года назад +5

    all we hear in this video: "yahooooo!" and some music

  • @Mrlzman
    @Mrlzman 3 года назад +2

    Bowser: "At last, my plan is ready. Mario won't be able to even try to stop me until he has collected-"
    Mario: "Collected what?"

  • @opso7107
    @opso7107 5 лет назад +250

    1:55 - 2:15 yo that sound dope

    • @GamingXPOfficial
      @GamingXPOfficial 5 лет назад +13

      Reminds me of Michael jackson

    • @diswazzi1683
      @diswazzi1683 5 лет назад +6

      Sounds like stripper music

    • @davidjacobson6791
      @davidjacobson6791 5 лет назад +2

      There are plenty of remixes of that theme, they are dope as fuck.

    • @JimmyFantage
      @JimmyFantage 5 лет назад +1

      @@davidjacobson6791 Share some with me? I love finding remixes of that theme!

    • @JimmyFantage
      @JimmyFantage 5 лет назад +1

      @@diswazzi1683 lmao say what now? Bowsette confirmed?

  • @Isakube
    @Isakube 5 лет назад +155

    1:55 Download my new Super Mario 64 mixtape!

    • @thej7704
      @thej7704 5 лет назад +2

      Why did i like it so much

  • @intenseoof1338
    @intenseoof1338 4 года назад +5

    Imagine getting 2nd place just because you were 0.06 seconds too late

  • @avv907
    @avv907 4 года назад +5

    Coming back to this and i wish we had an updated version, droz did the US proud ❤️

  • @yaboi3476
    @yaboi3476 5 лет назад +42

    F for xiah

    • @theighthsage
      @theighthsage 5 лет назад +4

      if he hadn't missed the jump at 1:49 I think he would've made first

  • @kyleraymer5581
    @kyleraymer5581 5 лет назад +15

    6:22
    Bowser: I got you this time Mario
    (Mario proceeds to demolish him before he knows what happened)

  • @phantoom7166
    @phantoom7166 4 года назад +1

    To new viewers, wr is now held by kanno, 2nd place is dowsky, 3rd place by akira, and 4th by xiah

  • @Camilo_2468
    @Camilo_2468 4 года назад +2

    Peach: I make a cake for you
    Bouser: I will kidnapp you
    Mario: I want the cake (insert speedrun video)

  • @plebdoge7509
    @plebdoge7509 5 лет назад +6

    3:59 Bowser: NOOO! You're supposed to collect all the stars!

  • @doosey6316
    @doosey6316 5 лет назад +20

    Me: how many glitches are in this game??
    Mario: yes

    • @fizzbrew
      @fizzbrew 5 лет назад +1

      Doose y Mario: yahoo! Yahoo! Yayayayayaya!

  • @abab201
    @abab201 4 года назад +3

    Granted,I haven't seen more than like 3 or 4 of these "wall clip" " no star" videos, so maybe I'm speaking too soon but... these no star vids never get old

  • @zephyr7171
    @zephyr7171 5 лет назад +109

    6:40 Mario: *So long, gay Bowser! Thank you so much for playing my game!*

    • @realcardss
      @realcardss 4 года назад +7

      Nigga

    • @faultf4
      @faultf4 4 года назад +5

      Sir, I believe your n word pass expired

    • @realcardss
      @realcardss 4 года назад +5

      @@faultf4 nah I'm black

    • @faultf4
      @faultf4 4 года назад +9

      Ah, I see. You may continue.

  • @johnnix_23
    @johnnix_23 5 лет назад +41

    Who else felt like a lizard looking at all four

  • @generalkt5398
    @generalkt5398 4 года назад +6

    Everybody: Wow, these people are incredibly talented!
    Me: *Terminal Montage flashbacks*

  • @goldenace8847
    @goldenace8847 4 года назад +4

    I like how you can defeat Bowser in the boss fight by just grabbing his tail three times

  • @zipy9966
    @zipy9966 5 лет назад +167

    why did Xiah get a key and everyone else got a star?

    • @Zainzu
      @Zainzu 5 лет назад +103

      Everyone else is using the Japanese copy beside Xiah i'm pretty sure

    • @jvl07_
      @jvl07_ 5 лет назад +2

      Mod I think

    • @c1xcx
      @c1xcx 5 лет назад +33

      José Anai dont lie bro

    • @colecube8251
      @colecube8251 5 лет назад +2

      When

    • @colecube8251
      @colecube8251 5 лет назад +2

      WAIT I SEE IT NOW!!!

  • @Slferon
    @Slferon 5 лет назад +41

    me: finally the first boss! here i go! :D
    Speedrunners: **Yahoo yahoo to the final boss**

  • @baguette_of_communist_china
    @baguette_of_communist_china 3 года назад +2

    0:34 every shopping cart wheels be like

  • @dumpmuch
    @dumpmuch 2 года назад +1

    I actually improved a skip that saves 0.1 seconds and I have never seen any speedrunner doing it.
    When you enter the second key door. You can climb trough the ceiling and end on the stairs. Everyone knows that, but if you time correctly, you can save some time if you press Z exactly before Mario climbs up. Like when you ground pound. This causes Mario skipping the climbing animation which is clearly faster.

  • @kaleb2033
    @kaleb2033 4 года назад +16

    1:56 SYNC

  • @hrothgarnogar
    @hrothgarnogar 5 лет назад +141

    Holy crap so many people here did not read the description.
    - This is edited to sync each section
    - Those aren’t super long loading screens, it just means that person finished the section and the editor lets the others finish the sections before continuing on to play the next section synced again.
    - Xiah lost by a little more than .06 seconds. Can you people not read? It literally says SECTION TIME LOST. The .06 seconds is the time he lost compared to Akira in ONLY the last section. You have to account for all the other sections to get his total time lost compared to Akira.
    - He did not lose because he was using the English version. The English version is faster overall with faster textboxes, but a slower intro.
    Come on people, don’t be this stupid and ignorant. Read for once in your damn lives.

    • @Ygerna
      @Ygerna 5 лет назад +16

      Sad to see how spam and copypasta comments get liked, yet an actually helpful comment like this doesn't

    • @zerolavo13
      @zerolavo13 5 лет назад +4

      You sound like a bitch

    • @ayusharyal9902
      @ayusharyal9902 5 лет назад +13

      @@zerolavo13 You sound like a bitch

    • @bigsmash2886
      @bigsmash2886 5 лет назад +12

      @@zerolavo13 you sound like a bitch

    • @persimmonss
      @persimmonss 5 лет назад +10

      @@zerolavo13 ima be honest dude. My comments dont come with sound so I dont know what they sound like.

  • @User-bk_Elder_2I
    @User-bk_Elder_2I 2 года назад +1

    Browser: Hehe.. I got you this time!
    Mario: *Passes through the ISC while BLJ*
    Also Mario:
    "Nothing personal, But I'm just going to vibe check you!"
    *"COME HERE BOI!"*

  • @prodbyBA23A
    @prodbyBA23A 4 года назад +8

    This video makes me wanna speed run my life.

    • @haroldmc9021
      @haroldmc9021 3 года назад

      @@back1287 Bruh

    • @back1287
      @back1287 3 года назад

      @@haroldmc9021 your welcome ^^

  • @88shrek
    @88shrek 4 года назад +5

    Shopping carts wheels: 0:13

    • @Nightcaat
      @Nightcaat 4 года назад

      Remove the “Nobody” and we have a winner.

    • @88shrek
      @88shrek 4 года назад +2

      Nightcat ok

  • @ickflip
    @ickflip 5 лет назад +110

    Take a shot every time you hear “yahoo”

  • @splatking8
    @splatking8 3 года назад +3

    Bowser: My greatest invention, walls!
    Mario: no.

  • @maniawar3
    @maniawar3 4 года назад +3

    5:39 that choke maked xiah lose that section.

  • @nevkip2259
    @nevkip2259 5 лет назад +5

    3:37 I could’ve sworn I heard “Lwiay”

    • @CrazySOB_
      @CrazySOB_ 4 года назад

      I think you’re watching too much PewDiePie