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So far that's been my life too. But I feel like I haven't heard much about comas lately, maybe we're do for some break thru research. Could be some benefits to not waking up everyday, at least for a while.
@@mrosskne jealous of guys who have to make 300k/year before they could get laid and that’s if they didn’t have move to some 3rd world SE Asian country just to get laid. I’m a broke college student and still get more and with prettier girls. Sounds like BETABUXXING. Yes, we’re sooooo jealous😢
I love how these goofy manosphere podcasters always have the most smoothbrained “hosts” who never disagree or offer conflicting views on the HIGHLY POLARIZING statements being discussed
@@Cro1232cro His comment doesnt imply in the slightest that he isnt aware of potential practice or outtakes - he could rightfully think its impressive regardless because not just any actor can do this with practice- and the quality of the video does not necessarily imply outtakes or practice. Some people are just that good. You have terrible reading comprehension and for your sake I hope you arent trying to become a lawyer because youd never be able to pass the reading section of the LSAT
I don't want a reality where I enter a store that's Romanian and suddenly exit in Hungary but for some reason I'm able to communicate in German. No I'm in no way connected to these countries.
@@danbrown1344 LOL I just looked him up and saw a video title with the format "This [professional] does [blah] and [relevant institution] hates him!" complete with arrow pointing at nothing in the thumbnail. Top stuff! 😂
feels like im scrolling youtube shorts but its cherdleys. now people are adding the usual background music and make it seem like they are in a podcast lol this is the best satire
This reminded me of some podcaster who insulted someone to get out of their mom's basement and do something with their life and here's the kicker that someone was none other than Stephen King
As much of a character he’s playing, I still found the dialogue engaging. It’s so easy, just sound determined and strong and people will listen even without hearing you
“Cause that’s healthy as hell” real. Bros out here scheming, conniving, planning for weeks just for 5 mins of sex. “How to waste ur life and go bald” 101
I watch some manosphere stuff and this is so accurate. The constant talk about playing constant mind games with women to keep them interested, and how the gym solves all your problems, they say that stuff constantly. it’s so funny, because they might say something that would be valuable advice or genuinely insightful sometimes, then they follow it up with a constant stream of the most cartoonishly simplified and unhealthy ideas that you can’t take them seriously.
I'm 35, spend most of my time playing street fighter, watching movies, gf? Don't need one she'll only cut into my time and progress of getting GUD! Society? Don't need it! I'm the true alpha coz I go ainst social norms and don't need no validation from anyone! You call me a bum? OK with me who are you? I'm not your friend BUDDY!
Thank the lord you never became a Manosphere grifter because you would have easily convinced me to cheat on my wife, and have long drawn out conversations with my 1 year old.😌😌
the sad thing is this isnt even technically a parody of Andrew, there is actually a dude who said he kicked a girl out of his car and she got kidnapped and that's why men are protectors lol its freak shit
Yess, please make fun of these bald old guys w/ the buttons on the podcasts who's just confidently talking as if they're like alphas giving dating advice. This is a much needed parody. I mean we all know they don't get any without paying $ for it but it's just obvious and it's like why has no one parodied this yet.
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3 because I don't follow the standard path set ahead of me. Sigma Male.
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“I wake up everyday” I felt that✊😔
I thought Joel never slept as a sigma grindset alpha delta female
I almost felt that too since I wake up in the everyafternoon or everyevening
So far that's been my life too. But I feel like I haven't heard much about comas lately, maybe we're do for some break thru research. Could be some benefits to not waking up everyday, at least for a while.
i was legit gonna clip that
Can we get a Haverized Cherdleys episode pls. We need that shit.
That kidnapped girl story actually was word for word what a guy on a podcast said
show me
And I really wish someone on that podcast called him out on his bullshit... oh well, we'll do it now.
yea i read that on twitter.. he was proud of it too
I had to use it.
Could you post the link to the video?
and this guy is usually partnered up with a dude who cant stop laughing at everything he says or wholeheartedly agreeing
Every alpha needs their hype man
@@Kushgroove234 *ahem* yes man*
Just someone to sit silently, nod, and chime in every ~10 minutes with a thoughtful gem like _"coconuts in Barbados"_
Stavros
an an optional third guy to keep interjecting and dragging the topic back to a really obvious point.
Cherdleys is one of the motivational speakers in the world.
indeed
he is one of them
Second to Royce Dupont
He most certainly
I want a full 4 hours podcast with this.
Do you even here yourself? Iol…you betas are flocking in the comments to play yourselves….clowns
Motivated!
You want full 4 hours of this? Go to the gym.
Listen to joe rogan and go to the gym
there are probably thousands of hours of this content on RUclips lolll
Absolutely dead on. Unbearable arrogance
lol jealous
@@mrosskne jealous of guys who have to make 300k/year before they could get laid and that’s if they didn’t have move to some 3rd world SE Asian country just to get laid. I’m a broke college student and still get more and with prettier girls. Sounds like BETABUXXING. Yes, we’re sooooo jealous😢
@@mrosskneOf who?
@@mrosskne dumbass 😂
@mrosskne if you say so my guy 😌
It's spot on. These types of motivational speakers aren't speaking to you, they're speaking to themselves.
I love how these goofy manosphere podcasters always have the most smoothbrained “hosts” who never disagree or offer conflicting views on the HIGHLY POLARIZING statements being discussed
Because the guest is spitting the truth you can’t handle.
They're only "highly polarizing" if you are some kind of loser who can't handle your life.
100 percent of people who use the term "smoothbrained" have an IQ under 90. Stop talking.
why would they
they brought them on to say goofy things and go viral
why stop them
That's literally every single podcast, though
I would listen to an hour of this
I watch ur vids for hours fellow alpha
@@Cherdleysyour taste is based af
Yeah cause you’re in your moms basement
in fairness, there are thousands of hours of this stuff being said earnestly! Cherdleys absolutely nailed the vibe of those dildoes
It’s called the Fresh & Fit podcast
Your ability to slip into completely different personas is really something to be admired.
Gemini trait
you didnt see the practice and outtakes, just the finished product. use your brain
@@Cro1232cro His comment doesnt imply in the slightest that he isnt aware of potential practice or outtakes - he could rightfully think its impressive regardless because not just any actor can do this with practice- and the quality of the video does not necessarily imply outtakes or practice. Some people are just that good. You have terrible reading comprehension and for your sake I hope you arent trying to become a lawyer because youd never be able to pass the reading section of the LSAT
@@Cro1232cro lmao I'm sure it wasn't done all in one take I'm just still impressed by the acting even if it was practiced
wait until you find out about actors in movies
wow... Im heading to the gym right now! Keep motivating men out there, we struggle.
You got this!
As a 1 year old, I wish this guy was my father.
“I cold plunged this morning” 😂 So accurate
Can’t believe the co-host didn’t even try and stop this man’s tirade, really they’re to blame for his unchecked arrogance
No I they're the host, not the co host, and then these guys speaking are just the guests.
"I wake up everyday and make my dreams a reality, while you're still dreaming"
That unironically goes hard.
I don't want a reality where I enter a store that's Romanian and suddenly exit in Hungary but for some reason I'm able to communicate in German. No I'm in no way connected to these countries.
The “Go the gym line” was actually accurate. Because you should never avoid the gym.
This parody couldn't have been more punctual and accurate.
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Punctual? Please elaborate. I would love to see what maniac this is based on 😂
@@ashchaya7676 I think it's Justin Waller
@@ashchaya7676 It`s pretty much every other "alpha male" podcast.
@@danbrown1344 LOL I just looked him up and saw a video title with the format "This [professional] does [blah] and [relevant institution] hates him!" complete with arrow pointing at nothing in the thumbnail. Top stuff! 😂
I love how the facial hair gives away exactly who hes talking about 😂
who is he talking about
jwaller I'm guessing@@ILikeTuwtles
JWALLER
lmaooo yes
either rollo or JWaller lmao @@ILikeTuwtles
"I wake up every day and make my dreams a reality, while you're still dreaming" that hit hard AF Cherd!!
I was not prepared for that adorably alarmed looking little powdered doughnut on the couch.
This is so motivational thank you postal dude
the dramatic editing and everything, master piece.
This might be one of the best Cherdleys videos
Get J Waller to see this 😂😂😂
feels like im scrolling youtube shorts but its cherdleys. now people are adding the usual background music and make it seem like they are in a podcast lol this is the best satire
I would watch the full podcast, this is so entertaining
"I did 15 million...for no reason" got me destroyed
This reminded me of some podcaster who insulted someone to get out of their mom's basement and do something with their life and here's the kicker that someone was none other than Stephen King
What,about Andrew tate😂😂😂
@@yednekachewgeremew1886 oh him as well but I kinda just erased him from my head
Excellent Justin Waller impression
We need part 2!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Bro facts. Why are there so many people like this? Who is their audience?
Those chilling on basement 😂
Those who are protector and and masterbetors😂😂
Men who value masculinity and don't fall for the equality myth
@@myronbourne6937oh dear oh dear
@@riversguy92 problem?
That dog at the end !! LOL
This is MOTIVATIONAL AF! 🔥
Don’t stop cherdie!❤
As much of a character he’s playing, I still found the dialogue engaging. It’s so easy, just sound determined and strong and people will listen even without hearing you
Man, I wish Patrice O'Neal was around for this. He'd find a hilarious angle to rationalize all the arrogance.
already a classiv cherdleys video and its been 5 minutes
“Cause that’s healthy as hell” real. Bros out here scheming, conniving, planning for weeks just for 5 mins of sex. “How to waste ur life and go bald” 101
He truly is one of the people that speaks!
Please make more of these 😂
I am so motivated right now!
the classic paintbrush glued to bottom lip
If both Tate bros & Justin Waller had a baby, this would be the result
Yeah exactly 😂 the cosplay looks like jwaller.
I saw the partially buttoned shirt, the chain, the goatee..I knew EXACTLY who you were mimicking lmao
I'm crying even the subtle accent is perfectly on point of who he's parodying
He nailed the personality so well LOL
So inspiring
This is the best RUclips video of 2023
Congratulations Cherd !!!🔥🔥🔥
The ad right before this video 😂😂😂 RUclips’s AI can’t recognize satire
You nailed Cherdleys
No advertisement for a Man Camp that lucky few get to go to. No "If you're 45, just give up it's too late".
Guys need dads more than ever.
I watch some manosphere stuff and this is so accurate. The constant talk about playing constant mind games with women to keep them interested, and how the gym solves all your problems, they say that stuff constantly. it’s so funny, because they might say something that would be valuable advice or genuinely insightful sometimes, then they follow it up with a constant stream of the most cartoonishly simplified and unhealthy ideas that you can’t take them seriously.
YOUR DOG IS SO CUTE OML
this is so true though great vid
This was one of the best 🤣🤣 literally all the shit in my IG feed that I can not unfollow fast enough 🤣🤣🤣
Bro this is gold 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm 23, grinding Apex with a chubby belly. I didn't know I had just a year to get the six pack.
the only problem is that you're playing apex
REAL unsuccessful beta males play Dota 2.
I'm 35, spend most of my time playing street fighter, watching movies, gf? Don't need one she'll only cut into my time and progress of getting GUD! Society? Don't need it! I'm the true alpha coz I go ainst social norms and don't need no validation from anyone! You call me a bum? OK with me who are you? I'm not your friend BUDDY!
literally well done
YYYYYYEEESSSSS Cherdleys attack the people who NEED TO BE ATTACKED! Genius Idea, CANNOT wait for more of this content
He finally let his true chad self out
Still missing the side kick and paid guests that agree with everything he says, but otherwise great episode!
Thank you, man!!!
hahaha the little dog at the end
100% accurate. Brilliant.
I saw a clip of Andrew Tate today where he said "The power of self delusion is that eventually people start to believe you"
Thank you cherdleys
i love that the first story literally needs ZERO changes to be just plunked into a satire video
The look of confusion on that poor dog. 🤣
This is amazing lol and that dog is soooo damn adorable
The ending was hilarious!! Also, I’m kinda think you’re making fun of Jordan Waller in this which is funny too.
I shared this with a different title and now theres a Cherdleys Hustler University ™️
I get the joke, but this would be the BEST guy to have on a podcast.
And the dog has to be the pupcaster.
“your not cheating on your wife enough, go to the gym” 😂
Common JWaller W 💪🏽💯
the dog go hard
justin waller type beat
the best part is him using the mic wrong
Great listen...gave me chills
I love this new character!
I love that the girl getting kidnapped part is something that was fr said in an actual, non joke podcast
"You're gay? Go yo the gym."
This is actually good advice, considering the gym is a great place to meet gay dudes. This guy is such an ally!
Thank the lord you never became a Manosphere grifter because you would have easily convinced me to cheat on my wife, and have long drawn out conversations with my 1 year old.😌😌
this guy had a lot of great points i was a little confused about the title until i saw who it was really about
When he said he wakes up everyday..thats the moment he was awake. Truly one the best human moments.
Is this j Waller’s cousin?😂
Andrew Tate vibezzz🥰🥰🥰
The ending was the best part 😭
That goatee is on point 🙌
This reminds me of fake podcast clips. Where a guy just films himself acting like he was a guest on a podcast, but he's just alone, talking to no one.
How insane red pillers and manosphere content creators are. (Some of them)
"I Wake Up Everyday" could've been a fist bump itself 🤜🤛
Watched the entire thing as a preview, tapped and liked for the marshmellow rat.
The extreme agony it takes to bear watching this makes me wonder how Andrew Tate was so popular for so damn long
the sad thing is this isnt even technically a parody of Andrew, there is actually a dude who said he kicked a girl out of his car and she got kidnapped and that's why men are protectors lol its freak shit
He's still popular
There will always be new 12 yr old virgins to buy into his bullshit
I like him.
@@braydenferguison4584was he wrong?? Iol….NO
Crazy how these "worst type" guys still get women all while being identified as the worst type
Paying for prostitutes to hang around you does not mean you are good with women
This is awesome 😂
This just kept getting funnier and funnier
Yess, please make fun of these bald old guys w/ the buttons on the podcasts who's just confidently talking as if they're like alphas giving dating advice. This is a much needed parody. I mean we all know they don't get any without paying $ for it but it's just obvious and it's like why has no one parodied this yet.
Funny how Tate was obsessed about pushups and he ended up in a place created for doing them - prison. Lmaoooooooo
"I cold plunged this morning"
I love watching Cherdleys videos while taking a shit in the gym bathroom :)