60 Minutes of the BEST Parks and Rec Cold Opens | Parks and Recreation

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 89

  • @greypawn7780
    @greypawn7780 Месяц назад +258

    "john middle name reducted swanson born some times ago weighing multiple pounds several ounces .. " this was one the most Ronnish line ever ..

  • @PerfectYakon2219
    @PerfectYakon2219 Месяц назад +62

    2:29 "stamp the damn form" that's me getting permission from my teachers to go a school field trip

  • @G-Unit1111
    @G-Unit1111 29 дней назад +48

    How is Soda Tax not on the list?
    "And this is a 512 ounce, which they call child size. How is this child size?"
    "Well it's the size of a small child... if the child were liquefied."

    • @SUM22MR
      @SUM22MR День назад

      Because that wasn’t a cold open

  • @miabyte
    @miabyte 10 дней назад +11

    The laughter after "okay, take him out and shoot him" was definitely someone breaking. 😂

  • @Melissaly5
    @Melissaly5 Месяц назад +83

    The low cal calzone zone. I miss shows like this.

    • @syntaxusdogmata3333
      @syntaxusdogmata3333 Месяц назад +1

      I miss restaurants like this!

    • @So.SirRil
      @So.SirRil 18 дней назад

      Low-cal-zone woulda been a better name

    • @syntaxusdogmata3333
      @syntaxusdogmata3333 18 дней назад +1

      @@So.SirRil No, it really wouldn't.

    • @So.SirRil
      @So.SirRil 18 дней назад

      @ OH OK I DIDNT THINK OF IT THAT WAY YOURE TOTALLY RIGHT

    • @syntaxusdogmata3333
      @syntaxusdogmata3333 17 дней назад

      @@So.SirRil Good to see you've come to your senses.

  • @carlosallen5905
    @carlosallen5905 Месяц назад +46

    "I dont like you but I respect the effort" 😅😂

  • @MR.STEPINTHEROOM
    @MR.STEPINTHEROOM 23 дня назад +17

    “Andy take him outside”
    “wh- and SHOOT him?”

  • @sparrowscratch
    @sparrowscratch Месяц назад +28

    14:07 I choose to believe when Ron said that, he was referring to Tom.

  • @LukaWagner-ts8kf
    @LukaWagner-ts8kf Месяц назад +29

    lmao "how about Germany, they have never been the bad guys"

    • @itseperkele181
      @itseperkele181 7 дней назад +1

      Every Finn after that scene: torille

  • @gabelencucha1027
    @gabelencucha1027 Месяц назад +85

    Unpopular opinion, but after lengthy deliberation I have to say Park and Rec is funnier than the Office.

    • @TH3LR
      @TH3LR Месяц назад +7

      Ehhhhh it's close and I genuinely accept your opinion but the office edges it out IMO

    • @mistifa2908
      @mistifa2908 Месяц назад +2

      Yeah, that's a tough one!

    • @biroefraim268
      @biroefraim268 Месяц назад +5

      @@TH3LRI’d say they are different flavors, but both are legendary

    • @heavy_peace8872
      @heavy_peace8872 Месяц назад +4

      It's sooo close but PnR takes it for me too. It kept getting better and better all the way to the end, where the Office dipped a bit after Carrell left, plus they dropped the ball with Andy and Erin, that could have been the goofy version of Jim n Pam.

    • @mr.balloffur
      @mr.balloffur 29 дней назад +5

      Parks and Rec is better because the writing was better and the acting is better.

  • @armandodzulcab
    @armandodzulcab Месяц назад +53

    The best TV show in history

  • @smylesg
    @smylesg Месяц назад +12

    29:28 The fourth floor must have changed quite a bit by the time Ron and Diane get married.

  • @Al-Rudigor
    @Al-Rudigor 28 дней назад +5

    April's look into the camera, when she got the gun from Ron.😂

  • @joannadechenne6368
    @joannadechenne6368 Месяц назад +4

    Ron Swanson is everything.

  • @HughJanus-w2k
    @HughJanus-w2k Месяц назад +17

    holy crap i’m never this early to a parks and rec video

  • @CroshVine
    @CroshVine Месяц назад +14

    I clicked this for "underrated cold opens" not best cold opens. I still stayed though.

  • @ftabah
    @ftabah Месяц назад +11

    Dog is at 13:25 you're welcome

  • @rigel92294
    @rigel92294 Месяц назад +13

    PANCHO!!! 25:15

  • @sisenor6841
    @sisenor6841 Месяц назад +11

    Wait 10 min ago? I’m 4 min into the video already. I never been this early

  • @JiveDadson
    @JiveDadson Месяц назад +4

    Hummingbirds also eat insects. Gotta have that protein and fat.

  • @joshpeveto805
    @joshpeveto805 19 дней назад +2

    WHEN DID YOU GET A FISH?!

  • @amydearing9866
    @amydearing9866 20 дней назад +1

    19:07 is my favorite of all time. “oh my stars”

  • @Santafesack
    @Santafesack 20 часов назад

    Hey Ron, what's it like having to fight all your sons fights yourself?

  • @stephanieSkaHShady
    @stephanieSkaHShady 7 дней назад

    This my fav one 🎉

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 Месяц назад +4

    I have some friends in New Zealand right now; I may have asked them to kidnap Lucy Lawless for me (Diane is perfect!)

    • @daniek9208
      @daniek9208 6 дней назад

      My first girl crush! Xena forever to me

  • @syntaxusdogmata3333
    @syntaxusdogmata3333 Месяц назад +6

    I'm still with Ben when it comes to Li'l Sebastian. 🤷

  • @mr.balloffur
    @mr.balloffur 29 дней назад

    Not the broken coffee maker? Epic fail

  • @Lbig78
    @Lbig78 Месяц назад +17

    Donna grabbing the teddy bear, and not caring that there was a camera in it, would have been a dream come true for me!

  • @NoThisIsPatches
    @NoThisIsPatches 24 дня назад +2

    Jerry is the parks and rec equivalent of Meg in family guy

  • @samcorcoran470
    @samcorcoran470 Месяц назад +3

    Why does Ron have his baby in his office by himself for that joke that doesn't even work? It's like the only flaw in the entire show.

    • @MiosPanties
      @MiosPanties Месяц назад

      The babysitter was probably a child molester, or a communist. Or worse... friendly.

    • @lynthepanda
      @lynthepanda Месяц назад +13

      He doesn't like people to take care of his kid (babysitters cause he likes privacy) and his wife had to go back to work

    • @kingjellybean9795
      @kingjellybean9795 Месяц назад +1

      The alternative is paying someone else to do something he can do... not today friend

    • @ststudios12345
      @ststudios12345 29 дней назад +1

      Why is he watching his son?

    • @samcorcoran470
      @samcorcoran470 29 дней назад

      @@ststudios12345 nobody has ever said honey, can you take the newborn baby to the office this morning? No way the kid was that old and she didn't know.

  • @OnyxZ28
    @OnyxZ28 9 дней назад

    He also fell silent because he realized he was marrying Tammy 1

  • @overseastom
    @overseastom 4 дня назад

    Note for later - sample 2:55

  • @anglermatt
    @anglermatt 19 дней назад

    Oh ron, cool baby.

  • @shadofett7495
    @shadofett7495 28 дней назад

    2:36 this is something I've always wanted to do to annoying people

  • @dhruvbhattacharya365
    @dhruvbhattacharya365 Месяц назад +1

    😂😂❤

  • @nefimendezhd
    @nefimendezhd Месяц назад +1

    Kathryn hahn screaming PONCHO will never not be funny to me.

  • @railroadbill5879
    @railroadbill5879 Месяц назад +2

    😊

  • @diegocastro632
    @diegocastro632 16 дней назад

    Football is boring, but its loved worldwide, not like gridiron

  • @ComputroniumMan
    @ComputroniumMan 28 дней назад

    Wow, Sam Seder really brings the science to life in this alternate dimension! 🌌✨ Mr. Fun is the perfect companion for diving into these mind-bending concepts. Who knew learning could be this entertaining? Keep spreading the joy of knowledge, folks! 🎉🔬 #ScienceIsFun

  • @andrewharris1965
    @andrewharris1965 23 дня назад

    8

  • @avery1234530
    @avery1234530 29 дней назад +1

    The blonde gal from SNL, every scene and situation without her is funny.
    She ruins the show.

    • @kyletoons9821
      @kyletoons9821 19 дней назад

      You winder why no ine likes tou?

    • @MonicaA777
      @MonicaA777 14 дней назад

      So wrong her humor surpasses your human understanding. That’s why you don’t get it

    • @avery1234530
      @avery1234530 14 дней назад +1

      @MonicaA777 Nah.
      She just wasn't funny, not while on SNL or otherwise.
      I found everything else about the show to be humorous.
      She came off like an ad campaign for the DNC.
      When people watch a show to relax and laugh, the last thing they want to do is sit through a virtue signalling political commercial placed within the show.
      She is an epic fail, not unlike her political party.

    • @MonicaA777
      @MonicaA777 14 дней назад

      @@avery1234530buddy she wrote a lot snl skits even if she wasn’t in the scene she was involved which you most likely laughed at. You might be so brainwashed that you think she’s virtue signaling but even then seems like it’s just your conscious is tugged at and you dislike being told what the right thing is. Also Dems didn’t cause a pandemic and successfully fired dt in 2020. First president to not serve 2 full terms not because of age. Also trumps tax plan has been in place all of 2020-2024 his horrible policies got us in this mess

    • @gillieography
      @gillieography 8 дней назад

      Bet you’re super fun at parties…