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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2017
  • FOR SALE not on sale. Everything I got is for sale ol son.. Check out my 5 year old number 1, 3 n 1 heifer pairs. They cheap! $3200, firm. Open for offers. Hit me up on myspace or vine. Serious inquiries only. Also, I'm the greatest of all time, and I look dang good for 67 years old. You're welcome.
    Check out my our at DaleBrisby.com!
    Dale Brisby is a legendary bull riding gypsy soul that is always on to the next one! He loves spurring big brahmer necks for big money checks. you can find him at the pay window, behind the bucking chutes, in the chute, or even busting broncs and tearing down honky tonks! He's been 90 in Maine, Spain, Spokane, and Ala-bame! Thank you for taking a moment to enjoy his shenanigans on the road, at a rodeo, or at home at Radiator Ranch! You can enjoy his everyday on any major social media platform. Thanks again for joining! Also check out some of his amigos below!!
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  • @rkrl1088
    @rkrl1088 6 лет назад +265

    This was my grandpa to the tee ..poor bastard passed away at 95 ...The part where he spits on the window brings back so many memories .. And the gate part ....lol...keep uploading videos

    • @Darin-USMCB--
      @Darin-USMCB-- 6 лет назад +22

      Ryan Lewis
      You were blessed,
      Mine only made it to 78, but he used to spit & only about half of it got out his mouth, the other half would hang up half way out his mouth, and drag down the side face to his shirt below,
      It didn’t bother him in the slightest, he’d either take his sleeve or his hand a wipe it away & keep on going.
      We smuggled chewing tobacco & snuff both into his nursing home the last few weeks he had left ...
      It made him happy to have a chew.

    • @Spoons7414
      @Spoons7414 5 лет назад +1

      The gate part got me too

    • @Youre_Right
      @Youre_Right 4 года назад +4

      Derick Secrist what the fuck is wrong with you?

  • @MountainDew2323
    @MountainDew2323 3 года назад +17

    Make Dale screaming, “COME ON COWS GIT YER FEED!” an alarm on phones 🤙

  • @ngb2279
    @ngb2279 6 лет назад +98

    My Grandpa died last year and watching your "Ol man" videos makes me smile. That man was an Ol cow puncher, stubborn and my hero, I miss him so much. Thank you Dale. I appreciate your videos.

    • @yanceyjames3089
      @yanceyjames3089 5 лет назад +3

      Derick Secrist shut up. Makin fun of some girl who’s grandpa passed away. You ain’t no cowboy.

    • @jerrybell3921
      @jerrybell3921 4 года назад +1

      Derick Secrist I can tell the cummins groan makes you moan

  • @LashaunEllis
    @LashaunEllis 5 лет назад +83

    “That’s where Ronnie lives..... ...used to live” LMAOO That kills me for some reason

  • @jtrbugtv1892
    @jtrbugtv1892 5 лет назад +64

    When you spit on the window twice I died laughing 😂

  • @kbsvlog1442
    @kbsvlog1442 4 года назад +39

    What's the point of help if I got to do every damn thing 😂😂😂😂 my uncle at his finest

  • @GunsandGearNetwork
    @GunsandGearNetwork 6 лет назад +75

    "This one has a little ear. Matter fact two of them." LMAO

  • @josephhunt7920
    @josephhunt7920 3 года назад +7

    The hand signals for the combination to the lock are genius! I was on a loud job site today and used the same to my coworkers. I had my own fun laugh!!! Thank you!

  • @robertmoore1123
    @robertmoore1123 4 года назад +11

    Spitting on the window lol my dad used to do that when he was drunk and driving in the patures lol.

  • @atVVV1
    @atVVV1 4 года назад +13

    I was just doing research on how to be a rancher. After seeing the toll its taken on your body at such a young age I think I'll go into concrete work, or ship building maybe.

  • @1lesa242
    @1lesa242 3 года назад +5

    You picking up the bolt cutters.. hilarious.. dude I feel like that somedays 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jessica7811
    @jessica7811 5 лет назад +15

    I lost count on how many times I have watched this video 😂

  • @heikoom
    @heikoom 3 года назад +24

    This is the funniest thing on the internet

  • @haydenespinosa2806
    @haydenespinosa2806 5 лет назад +15

    “I think I just gave em the equine”

  • @Aman-rp7yj
    @Aman-rp7yj 6 лет назад +25

    4:08 dude defied gravity

  • @victoriapalmer5146
    @victoriapalmer5146 6 лет назад +50

    It's a Master Lock this is the master key LOL

  • @travispickeringarmwrestling
    @travispickeringarmwrestling 6 лет назад +23

    I've searched and searched for the ending song, be great to find it!

  • @lloydholt324
    @lloydholt324 5 лет назад +3

    Love your videos I growled up a cow hand and that's the way the farmers are keep it up l

  • @blakenorton5974
    @blakenorton5974 5 лет назад +8

    "gotta little ear to er, actually 2 of em"😂

  • @jessevasquez5129
    @jessevasquez5129 4 года назад +2

    This old man is crazy. I watch every video

  • @AcesUpOffroad
    @AcesUpOffroad 4 года назад +2

    I laughed so hard when he spit on the window twice😆.

  • @signingwithMrsRachel
    @signingwithMrsRachel 3 года назад +2

    Every single thing about this is hilarious!! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!

  • @Tankburks1983
    @Tankburks1983 5 лет назад +3

    That's my peepaw! thanks for bringing him back to life. Lol your so funny

  • @lowlifechris5833
    @lowlifechris5833 6 лет назад +42

    i got the same gate key

    • @carsonkirby4913
      @carsonkirby4913 6 лет назад +1

      chris Robertson Me too. That’s pretty ironic.

    • @fearthespear4242
      @fearthespear4242 5 лет назад +1

      i oly use key locks, not the digits...just dont seem smart

  • @johnmurphy4689
    @johnmurphy4689 5 лет назад +3

    this reminds me of riding with my grandpa and great uncles man keep this funny shit up

  • @day_dreamer_
    @day_dreamer_ 3 года назад +1

    Dale you are crrrrackin' me up with these ol' man cowboy videos that feel like real documentaries oh my goodness i lost it when you threw the bolt cutters up on the truck bed

  • @landonblake6062
    @landonblake6062 6 лет назад +5

    Do more of these reminds me of my dad so much 😂

  • @owenmink8251
    @owenmink8251 5 лет назад +3

    When he spat on the window 😂😂

  • @randybingham281
    @randybingham281 6 лет назад +1

    This is funny as hell true to life love it I know guys like this. Keep up son

  • @soenekken
    @soenekken 2 года назад +1

    I haven't laughed this much in months
    that's you grandpa, I know it's you!

  • @kdouglass6201
    @kdouglass6201 6 лет назад +1

    Looking forward to seeing you on the PBR RidePass, it will make the price worth it!!

  • @sabrinagriesbach3910
    @sabrinagriesbach3910 3 года назад +1

    o man thats what an old rancher sounds like you guys are so funny. i havent laugh like that in a long time. perfect video.

  • @thatonedog819
    @thatonedog819 4 года назад +1

    Lol my grandpa isn't even in agriculture, but this reminds me a lot of him.

  • @nomadchopper
    @nomadchopper 5 лет назад +3

    That’s me now as a 40 year old rancher from Alberta

  • @BacktotheBasics101
    @BacktotheBasics101 4 года назад +1

    Just watch this with my family we are all dying laughing, funny thing is I know farmers and ranchers like this.

  • @backachershomestead
    @backachershomestead 4 года назад +8

    I think this was my neighbor about 35 years ago. He's 80 now. Lol

  • @MrPlead
    @MrPlead 5 лет назад +37

    $20 says you wont tell us the name of the song at the end.

    • @yourbarista4154
      @yourbarista4154 4 года назад +5

      Nick Song that’s what I want to know as well

  • @burkefarrow2032
    @burkefarrow2032 4 года назад +2

    Hahaha the master key , whats point bringing him if I'm one doin all the work hahaha..... I know lotta ol timers some still with us some gone on just that line alone bring back memories

  • @uncensoredtruth3529
    @uncensoredtruth3529 6 лет назад +5

    Deja vu... Now that's funny! Reminds me of someone I know...

  • @michaelmorgan2173
    @michaelmorgan2173 5 лет назад

    dale you are the best and on to the next one ol'son

  • @billygoat6289
    @billygoat6289 5 лет назад +3

    Damn near choked on my brisket watching him try to get in the truck

  • @misfit_wonderland
    @misfit_wonderland 2 года назад +1

    I so love how Dale pretending to be this 1895 cowboy while being a perfectly normal 2022 guy xD He nevertheless manage to give me these Arthur Morgan vibes ^^

  • @dalemartin307
    @dalemartin307 6 лет назад

    Great looking heifers buddy

  • @parkermeadows4475
    @parkermeadows4475 6 лет назад +1

    Man I'm needin a few more cattle lol I ain't got enough to bring in a really good cattle check 😂

  • @conantherezstroyer7013
    @conantherezstroyer7013 3 года назад +2

    “Icing on the cake because your caking the cows.” 😂

  • @jamiemadljr6225
    @jamiemadljr6225 2 года назад

    Gonna need the playlist for all these

  • @Jeffrey957
    @Jeffrey957 3 года назад

    The lock part was gold

  • @docwilson8343
    @docwilson8343 2 года назад +1

    You made feeding cows entertaining to people that have fed cows with people that you are imitating. Absolutely hilarious. I could name 10 people that your character remind me of. Some relatives. 😜

  • @erikvalencia9082
    @erikvalencia9082 6 лет назад +1

    Dale yeah!!🤘🏼

  • @freemenownrifles8814
    @freemenownrifles8814 3 года назад +1

    What's the point of bringing him if I'm the one that's got to do everything... 😂😂😂 I watched this years ago and still laugh just as hard

  • @leonroe5732
    @leonroe5732 4 года назад +1

    It's like whipped cream on top of ice cream 😁

  • @DV77737
    @DV77737 6 лет назад +3

    Water on the window!
    Lol and lol 😂

  • @TheUltraMagaDawg
    @TheUltraMagaDawg 2 года назад

    I have that same key!! That thing will fit almost any lock.
    🤣🤣

  • @hanxjorgensen1386
    @hanxjorgensen1386 5 лет назад

    Good God, this is relatable and funny as hell.

  • @tonyschmitz1997
    @tonyschmitz1997 Год назад

    The bolt cutters was hilarious!

  • @philiplira9124
    @philiplira9124 4 года назад +1

    God damn take it easy old son!

  • @gordylocks
    @gordylocks 4 года назад +1

    Hahahahaha when he signs in the code for the lock haha

  • @Corgiwoman1
    @Corgiwoman1 5 лет назад +1

    I love it "that's sale barn code."

  • @atticusstephens1924
    @atticusstephens1924 4 года назад +3

    One of my favorites. Reminds me of my grandad. What's the song at the end?

  • @calebs1434
    @calebs1434 2 года назад +1

    Ive watch this one several times and just caught the "heifer pairs" 😂

  • @spoonermanhd2607
    @spoonermanhd2607 3 года назад +3

    I hate how accurate this is

  • @blairdowney6054
    @blairdowney6054 2 года назад +1

    Dale"
    We all been waiting to meet miss vergie,when you ya all gonna bring her along?😃

  • @Lissalou-ig2hw
    @Lissalou-ig2hw 6 лет назад +3

    hey dale aint that the gate we always go through? literally reminds me of someone i woked he was a real hard ass lol

  • @user-bi5if1ip6t
    @user-bi5if1ip6t 3 года назад

    Love this guy

  • @jacksongreiner2919
    @jacksongreiner2919 5 лет назад +10

    Anyone else figure out the song at the end of the video

  • @hankhessig6586
    @hankhessig6586 3 года назад +2

    My Goodness I know all those folks your impersonating - well done.

  • @ShadyTreeRepair
    @ShadyTreeRepair 6 лет назад +3

    My favorite is the first gen

  • @nivenmartin2841
    @nivenmartin2841 6 лет назад +6

    You should up load more

  • @kileytracy3174
    @kileytracy3174 6 лет назад

    Well Dale Yeah Ole Son 🤙🏼

  • @hotrodrigs1
    @hotrodrigs1 4 года назад

    La Roy how do you Keep from Laughing? Hilarious

  • @shibby5535
    @shibby5535 6 лет назад +1

    yea boy cowboy! that was funny as fuvk

  • @patriciacarranza4550
    @patriciacarranza4550 3 года назад +1

    That stick shift truck is gold 😂😂
    How I miss driving manually.

  • @scroggshorsetraining7889
    @scroggshorsetraining7889 6 лет назад +3

    On to next one old son

  • @loganfreund7933
    @loganfreund7933 3 года назад

    definition of my dad

  • @peytonkosub1219
    @peytonkosub1219 6 лет назад +3

    Dude I want that steering wheel cover

  • @TheBobswagga
    @TheBobswagga 4 года назад

    if that "hold on i got a key" dont remind me of my grandpa growin up in SE NM raisin" horses an cattle i dont know what else would!

  • @Hannah-wg3fv
    @Hannah-wg3fv 2 года назад +1

    Mine would’ve told me “to get a dagone trough instead of feeding them on the ground, gonna give those cattle worms & then we’ll have to vaccinate the whole herd.”

  • @olCoyote
    @olCoyote 3 года назад

    I never knew I could laugh so hard at spitting in a window

  • @cowjojitiktok9944
    @cowjojitiktok9944 5 лет назад +1

    Dale gives me a reason to go on youtube

  • @JohnSmith-sn2su
    @JohnSmith-sn2su 3 года назад

    Excellent

  • @ambersemona9676
    @ambersemona9676 6 месяцев назад

    Dale this is my first video watching. And Um…😐🫣Thoughts… Um 😶 Boi you a Crazy Cowboy 🤠 my new friend 😳😂😂🤣🤣 I can’t jus can’t

  • @joshuaclark5057
    @joshuaclark5057 6 лет назад

    This is so funny😂😂😂

  • @cordsymons3482
    @cordsymons3482 4 года назад

    The gate part is like my dad and I

  • @codybell2038
    @codybell2038 6 лет назад +1

    Guesss the parking brake won’t hold lol

  • @coyflowers2394
    @coyflowers2394 5 лет назад +3

    Listen to him talk at the coffee shop

  • @daddybuck9466
    @daddybuck9466 2 года назад

    LOL so funny but reminds me of my grandpa

  • @hondaman1234ful
    @hondaman1234ful 6 лет назад +16

    What is the song at the end??? @dalebrisby

  • @joebob2872
    @joebob2872 6 лет назад +1

    He ain't dipping snuff he's dip coffee grinds

  • @em4957
    @em4957 6 лет назад +2

    This is literally my grandpa Marvin lmaooooooo

  • @OhHeyJess07
    @OhHeyJess07 3 года назад +3

    I’m just tryna figure out how you keep filming these videos of my dad 🤣

  • @brandonarchey8081
    @brandonarchey8081 5 лет назад

    Rollin on

  • @spencerott2481
    @spencerott2481 4 года назад

    Need to meet ol dale

  • @gahillbilly6566
    @gahillbilly6566 5 лет назад +3

    This shits so accurate.. not 100%.. but it's damn near perfect

  • @squid0754
    @squid0754 5 лет назад +12

    Any heifers with one ear for sale? On a tight budget.

  • @ih1206
    @ih1206 6 лет назад

    Sale barn code. So funny and so true haha.

  • @MarekLong
    @MarekLong 6 лет назад +2

    Sometimes I eat the cake with the cattle ha

  • @kells4723
    @kells4723 3 года назад

    This here’s my dad, to a T!!

  • @alexcarpenter5560
    @alexcarpenter5560 5 лет назад +2

    I hope I see a snot rocket in the next episode 😬

  • @ChuckD351
    @ChuckD351 3 года назад

    You can sell trees and firewood.. Red Oaks, Live Oaks and dead oaks (firewood)

  • @coles588
    @coles588 6 лет назад +7

    Id really like to know the end song anyone know it?