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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @Nova-ix9fy
    @Nova-ix9fy 4 года назад +1961

    Plot Twist: The woman owns the Porsche car, but not the VW key.

    • @pastelcat879
      @pastelcat879 4 года назад +84

      YOUR A GENIUS YOU MORON, A GENIUS!

    • @maximumwolfe9462
      @maximumwolfe9462 4 года назад +145

      Fun Fact: Porsche keys are often replaced with VW keys when the original key was lost, stolen, or broken

    • @sheeloesreallycool
      @sheeloesreallycool 4 года назад +28

      Maximum Wolfe Wow that’s actually cool

    • @chillmal6271
      @chillmal6271 4 года назад +49

      Plot twist it doesn’t actually matter cause it’s one company and like half the parts in a Porsche are the exact same as in your average (higher trim) vw golf

    • @Raythe
      @Raythe 4 года назад +21

      double plot twist: her husband gave her the VW key so she wouldn't wreck his new porsche

  • @XenatheChaotic
    @XenatheChaotic 4 года назад +429

    Jack: “That’s not Texas!!”
    Me: “That’s not Europe, lol”

  • @saberman121
    @saberman121 4 года назад +505

    "what's wrong with our country?", we don't know and we are scared

    • @uljk5699
      @uljk5699 4 года назад +23

      Maybe we are the ones who are upside down.

    • @olivinator
      @olivinator 4 года назад +1

      @Jane's Gems did you now?

    • @olivinator
      @olivinator 4 года назад +7

      @Garret Grant imagine how shitty america has gotten that a former prison colony is less fucked up then they are.

    • @evantrys4926
      @evantrys4926 4 года назад

      jerzey devill

    • @penggao7034
      @penggao7034 4 года назад +1

      Garret Grant it technically didn’t, the British settlers weren’t the first people here

  • @Shannessa
    @Shannessa 4 года назад +671

    7:14
    Me, a girl who doesn’t eat breakfast: Guess I’m a boy

    • @Diana03656
      @Diana03656 4 года назад +2

      Me to

    • @atlas6477
      @atlas6477 4 года назад

      Me

    • @superfire6463
      @superfire6463 4 года назад +7

      I eat breakfast at like 2pm

    • @prehistoriccreator9600
      @prehistoriccreator9600 4 года назад +1

      @@superfire6463 Bruh, that's lunch. Even if it is cereal or something.

    • @superfire6463
      @superfire6463 4 года назад +19

      @@prehistoriccreator9600
      No, the first meal of the day is breakfast, I don’t care when it happens

  • @timehunter9467
    @timehunter9467 4 года назад +4299

    “English accent” that was Irish, very Irish.

    • @verbodenmagi
      @verbodenmagi 4 года назад +250

      Shhh...
      Let him dream

    • @nutsnbolts6219
      @nutsnbolts6219 4 года назад +79

      Innit tho

    • @0peration_baguette256
      @0peration_baguette256 4 года назад +63

      I was going to post this but you got here first

    • @0peration_baguette256
      @0peration_baguette256 4 года назад +55

      14:28

    • @elpaublo3420
      @elpaublo3420 4 года назад +98

      That's not an Irish accent. It's what people from outside of Ireland think an Irish accent is. Granted it's very similar to one or two of the accents

  • @an0maly404
    @an0maly404 4 года назад +437

    Hey, French don't hate everyone... we like... hum... okay, you're probably right. We even hate ourselves.

    • @playbyme1233
      @playbyme1233 4 года назад +13

      Like the Scots, we hate the English...
      Nvm it stops there.

    • @a13xcube5
      @a13xcube5 4 года назад +22

      As a french person i can confirm lol + we do love you jack

    • @theodoretyler4724
      @theodoretyler4724 4 года назад +8

      I dated a French guy, he was a furry. I hope that says enough

    • @theonetheycallk2664
      @theonetheycallk2664 4 года назад +6

      Hey, a French person who actually understands English, those are rare

    • @drantigon
      @drantigon 4 года назад +1

      @@theonetheycallk2664 say that about Germans

  • @phizzypop3603
    @phizzypop3603 4 года назад +302

    Jack: ok I’ll do an English accent for this one
    Also Jack: *does an Irish accent*

    • @AoDoesArt
      @AoDoesArt 4 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @MultiFirebunny
      @MultiFirebunny 4 года назад +6

      literally!!! I was just about to say this 🤣🤣

    • @KenniHasTheStoopid
      @KenniHasTheStoopid 4 года назад +7

      Hmmmm...jack does a irish accent...suspicious

    • @paulsawyer5257
      @paulsawyer5257 4 года назад +2

      Emma Wheeler It does seem very suspicious.

    • @OdgeBodge
      @OdgeBodge 4 года назад +2

      as an English person I'm offended by this oppression

  • @XFearMeXx
    @XFearMeXx 4 года назад +77

    5:54 the last girl saying “yeah I streamed it over WiFi, hang on let me geotag” is like saying “yeah I listened to this song on a record player hang on let me give you a map”

    • @saurML
      @saurML 3 года назад +13

      and the second girl is like saying "totes, writing a reply letter! what address should i send it to?"

    • @cartii_21
      @cartii_21 3 года назад +7

      The guy who was old is like “oh you got that music from google maps? let me share it to you on App Store”

    • @me-myself-i787
      @me-myself-i787 Год назад +4

      ​@@saurMLMore like "I'm going to forward this email. What should I write as the subject?"
      Which is still dumb.

  • @Senso_Ultra
    @Senso_Ultra 4 года назад +975

    Everyone talking about his English accent attempt when nobody is talking about how he *used the Palpatine voice with a Darth Vader photo*

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 4 года назад +64

      "Luke, I am your father."
      -Emperor Palpatine from Star Trek

    • @robertayton7658
      @robertayton7658 4 года назад +7

      He already sounds English; I’d know since I’m English

    • @christopherstansbury3719
      @christopherstansbury3719 4 года назад +1

      I know!!

    • @airlinefoodiswack4116
      @airlinefoodiswack4116 4 года назад +2

      Maybe he was impersonating Palpatine talking to Darth Vader (I didn't watch the video yet, so I dunno)

    • @Mcflirts
      @Mcflirts 4 года назад

      I was just gonna say this lol I was more infuriated with that

  • @Pancak99
    @Pancak99 4 года назад +424

    "Im not as cool as the killer, but ill get there one day!" half a minute later: "i'll see you in your sleep!"
    if that's not cool what is

  • @jennyborgit3900
    @jennyborgit3900 4 года назад +2833

    Your “English” accent just pissed off both the English and the Irish.

    • @raisinx
      @raisinx 4 года назад +93

      So basically he pissed off England and Ireland

    • @maxkennedy2818
      @maxkennedy2818 4 года назад +46

      Amateur Amateurs he literally did my impression of Ireland

    • @Ghostnz_
      @Ghostnz_ 4 года назад +32

      and scotish

    • @bluelightning3290
      @bluelightning3290 4 года назад +22

      WHAT IN THE BLUE BLAZES IS GOING IN HERE

    • @jaspernavall8204
      @jaspernavall8204 4 года назад +25

      He pissed off everyone that knows how to do the irish accent

  • @TheDeldiz
    @TheDeldiz 4 года назад +173

    "We need to ban chess"
    Please, for the love of God, don't give them any ideas.

    • @trashygamesyt
      @trashygamesyt 3 года назад +10

      "Chess is racist cause white goes first instead of black"
      -Idiots

    • @eddiecowen2624
      @eddiecowen2624 3 года назад +12

      Wanting to ban chess has some real, "Illinois law makers want to ban GTA due to rise in car thefts"

  • @hasanaltameemi8375
    @hasanaltameemi8375 4 года назад +799

    Disney movie: Begins
    Parents of the main character:ADIOS

  • @silvercj6634
    @silvercj6634 4 года назад +242

    Jack: I’m not the serial killer but I’ll get there one day
    Me: hold up

    • @Namerex
      @Namerex 4 года назад +1

      (UP) did ir

    • @NopurposeRai
      @NopurposeRai 4 года назад +1

      He said not as cool as the serial killer

    • @Namerex
      @Namerex 4 года назад +1

      @@NopurposeRai ?

    • @Sssnipercat1
      @Sssnipercat1 4 года назад

      cjboislessgo: Hold up. (fallout boy pops out of thin air) fallout boy: hold up. Me: hold up how did fallout boy get here. (Another fallout boy pops out of thin air) fallout boy: hold up. Me:hold up how did fallout boy get here. Me: hold up how did fallout boy get here. (Another fallout boy pops out of thin air) fallout boy: hold up. Me:hold up how did fallout boy get here. Me: hold up how did fallout boy get here. (Another fallout boy pops out of thin air) fallout boy: hold up. Me:hold up how did fallout boy get here. Etc...

    • @darkest_yt7263
      @darkest_yt7263 4 года назад

      @@Sssnipercat1 w ha t?

  • @bell679_
    @bell679_ 4 года назад +625

    Unlike the party, what followed wasn’t a surprise.

  • @SilveniumTheDrifter
    @SilveniumTheDrifter 4 года назад +68

    Someone: "People who don't eat breakfast in the morning are men."
    Me, a woman who doesn't eat breakfast: /Sweating/

    • @_EmperorWaluigi
      @_EmperorWaluigi 4 года назад +1

      Me who eats once per day (usually)

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx 4 года назад

      I know plenty of women who don't eat breakfast well. And on the other side, my dad, who can never stop eating. Like trust me, in the evening he sits and eats candy all the time. Then he says "I stopped eating sugar". He eats the most sugar out of this whole family unless we stop him!

    • @girl1213
      @girl1213 3 года назад

      Me, the only person in the house not eating breakfast: 😑
      And they wonder how I stay thin. Other then eggs and toast, I just don't like breakfast food

    • @HushMizuki
      @HushMizuki 3 года назад +1

      *I Guess I'm A Man Now.*

  • @maddiekoester7785
    @maddiekoester7785 4 года назад +180

    Petition for Jack to say “I’m Captain Jack Sparrow and I’ve got a jar of dirt!” For the intro.

    • @blaisebrown1850
      @blaisebrown1850 4 года назад +7

      "Captain Jack Harkness" would be better ngl but signing rn

    • @fukini2594
      @fukini2594 4 года назад +6

      Where to sign?

    • @user-qy5si4gz1k
      @user-qy5si4gz1k 4 года назад +8

      I got jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! I got a- *falls down, while the entire ship crew is confused*

    • @kingdonut6675
      @kingdonut6675 4 года назад

      Hell yea

    • @deneishiamarshall3608
      @deneishiamarshall3608 4 года назад

      Oh! Yes, please! Lol.

  • @generalhenrystickmin
    @generalhenrystickmin 4 года назад +565

    Jump in the pool, you'll just become electro, don't worry!

    • @chewan781
      @chewan781 4 года назад +16

      Let's get funky and add Zeus lightning

    • @cooliotvyes6632
      @cooliotvyes6632 4 года назад +21

      Wow! I'll try it
      *5 seconds later*
      *SCREAMS IN THE BACKROUND*

    • @poolhead1254
      @poolhead1254 4 года назад +2

      It’ll be fine, they said!

    • @MEDSZ13.08
      @MEDSZ13.08 4 года назад +1

      I forreal thought that when i saw the spiderman movie with the guy who falls in the electric eals

    • @agentferno286
      @agentferno286 4 года назад +1

      Its just sucide in multiplayer 😑

  • @MatthewHoward2866
    @MatthewHoward2866 4 года назад +281

    “Hope you didn’t punch too many walls in the hole next to you”
    Jack- 2020

    • @JayMick
      @JayMick 4 года назад +2

      Stop it.

    • @JayMick
      @JayMick 4 года назад +2

      Please.

    • @Feral_Fool
      @Feral_Fool 4 года назад +3

      I punch a hole in my wall for every idiot who doesn't were a mask, I'm far from done.

    • @arfansthename
      @arfansthename 4 года назад +1

      @@JayMick Oh, yeah, absolutely not.
      -Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell, 2020

    • @Moththenerd
      @Moththenerd 4 года назад

      foxy fox but what about walls in holes. Hmmmmmm?

  • @sodaithink
    @sodaithink 3 года назад +23

    “Hi guys, my names jack and i might not be as cool as the serial killer, but i plan to get there some day.”
    *hol’ up-*

    • @TylerTMG
      @TylerTMG 3 года назад +1

      OH NO NO NO NO

  • @filip3330
    @filip3330 4 года назад +254

    Woman: holds volkswagen key in front of Porsche.
    Everyone: That key does not belong to that car
    Car guys: *well...*

    • @mironinopetr6982
      @mironinopetr6982 4 года назад +7

      Am I stupid, I don't get the funny

    • @janTesika
      @janTesika 4 года назад

      good point...

    • @poodle5421
      @poodle5421 4 года назад

      me too

    • @heehaw1678
      @heehaw1678 4 года назад +7

      @@mironinopetr6982 it's a car guy joke

    • @mironinopetr6982
      @mironinopetr6982 4 года назад +14

      @@heehaw1678 don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure that one out chief, I was moreso asking for the explanation, I know about cars I'm just not in any like car communities so some jokes fly over my head

  • @xtwistedxvortexx623
    @xtwistedxvortexx623 4 года назад +56

    Jack: "Oh, this is England. I should do an English accent"
    Also Jack: **proceeds to speak in an Irish accent**

  • @JesusChrist-qs2mc
    @JesusChrist-qs2mc 4 года назад +217

    I like how with the picture he complains about texas being Africa, but not his home country AUSTRALIA being called EUROPE.

    • @jsmdriley4
      @jsmdriley4 4 года назад +25

      Toon _blaster Correction it was Australia getting called Texas and Africa getting called Europe

    • @eatmypanart
      @eatmypanart 4 года назад +13

      Technically, Australia is Europe
      Just one time in a year
      During Eurovision finals 😂

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 4 года назад +1

      Huh.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад +2

      r/facepalm
      He was complaining about how it was Australia, not Texas.

    • @penggao7034
      @penggao7034 4 года назад

      Is this sarcastic?

  • @DripBox07
    @DripBox07 2 года назад +14

    Jack, the man of many voices, people, and harmonies.
    Robin, the commentator, always eager to share his opinions (which are nice, remember, Trans rights).
    Lexi, the energetic, and the knowledgeable.
    Damien, the wholesome, the unwholesome.
    Zach, the elusive.
    Slazo, the first.
    All emkay narrators are great.

  • @scottdixon2505
    @scottdixon2505 4 года назад +930

    That woman with the Bible for a mask is still doing a better job then all the people holding protests about wearing them...

    • @That0neDud
      @That0neDud 4 года назад +26

      Yeah that's what I was thinking when I saw that

    • @Goldenhawk583
      @Goldenhawk583 4 года назад +12

      Why, it works just as well as any mask that is not a complete haz mat mask... just saying.

    • @JakeKilka
      @JakeKilka 4 года назад +11

      Yes, very Christian of her to spread dribble and snot on her holy book.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад +2

      It’s ironic that the reason why we still need to wear masks is because of them.

    • @sheez7734
      @sheez7734 4 года назад +5

      @@Goldenhawk583 bibles were not made to prevent the spread of disease

  • @Han-ns1lp
    @Han-ns1lp 4 года назад +197

    "Hey My Name Is Jack Not As Cool As a Serial Killer But Will Be there Some Day"
    Me: Hol'Up Wait a Minute
    Lol

  • @wyattglaspey3900
    @wyattglaspey3900 4 года назад +179

    Jack: "this is England, better to an English accent"
    Also Jack: Does an Irish accent

    • @ziggiethegreat7738
      @ziggiethegreat7738 4 года назад +6

      This is when we find out it's actually jacksepticeye putting on a show for all of us!

    • @bruhmoment2632
      @bruhmoment2632 4 года назад +1

      ZiggietheGreat what if jack is short for jacksepticeye

    • @JayMick
      @JayMick 4 года назад +1

      @@bruhmoment2632 Pfft, I fookin' wish it was.

    • @bruhmoment2632
      @bruhmoment2632 4 года назад +1

      Jay Mick bloody hell , you write like that normally?

    • @bleb2771
      @bleb2771 4 года назад +1

      @@bruhmoment2632 Oyy bloody hell mate, he didn't write he typed.

  • @ryanthomas3124
    @ryanthomas3124 4 года назад +44

    5:20 The symbol on the shirt is actually a modification of an official emblem of the US that existed long before the Reichslader (Nazi Eagle).

    • @alvinjohn7472
      @alvinjohn7472 3 года назад +5

      No it isnt the first emblem of the US with an eagle on it came out 0n 1960

    • @grimreaper7303
      @grimreaper7303 3 года назад

      Ok mr. history mystery man

    • @giggity4670
      @giggity4670 3 года назад +1

      Yea it is bad when people in America dont know their own country design I am from UK and I know that was done before the Nazi eagle one. People really do hate there own country they are in they see hatred every wear go live in middle east it is a lot nicer their and no hatred over their so it paradise for them. And the Mace of the U.S. House of Representatives use the same design as the shirt did that was in 1841 so really the Nazi stole the eagle design from America. And Speaker Nancy Pelosi wore a brooch of the mace eagle the same one that looks like the shirt so is she a secret Nazi.

    • @alvinjohn7472
      @alvinjohn7472 3 года назад +1

      @@giggity4670 secret Nazi😅

  • @WFanatic502
    @WFanatic502 4 года назад +630

    Technically, all humans are eco-friendly. Bio-degradable.

    • @bluezitrone9731
      @bluezitrone9731 4 года назад +3

      If you consider the amount of people that drop litter, no not every.

    • @WFanatic502
      @WFanatic502 4 года назад +22

      @@bluezitrone9731 I meant that we, ourselves, are biodegradable. Not our actions.

    • @bluezitrone9731
      @bluezitrone9731 4 года назад +3

      @@WFanatic502 I understood. True, Unfortunately

    • @That0neDud
      @That0neDud 4 года назад +30

      Not the Kardashians

    • @Moss1
      @Moss1 4 года назад +6

      Meme Nerd Gamer
      Omg, that reply is genius. I laughed at that reply more than I laughed at the actual comment

  • @scubbymcdubby
    @scubbymcdubby 4 года назад +73

    Jack: "Alright I better do an English accent" *does Irish accent*

    • @hyprspd
      @hyprspd 4 года назад +2

      🤦‍♂️

    • @mico.6777
      @mico.6777 4 года назад

      Ahaha r/Facepalm

    • @deuteriium
      @deuteriium 4 года назад

      Definitely Scottish

    • @phoebechandler8932
      @phoebechandler8932 4 года назад

      Harry Richards nope.. it was definitely an Irish accent 😕

    • @deuteriium
      @deuteriium 4 года назад

      Phoebe Chandler bit of a mix tbh

  • @beyblader5099
    @beyblader5099 4 года назад +101

    Jack: *after wondering why the hell in hello is bold* "See you there later"
    Me: *pulls out phone* yeah, can you get the doom slayer on the phone? This is urgent matters we need to explain, because I think a demon gate opened, or reopened.

    • @st4ndg4mes87
      @st4ndg4mes87 4 года назад +1

      Phone:...........
      *Doom Slayer pops out of phone*
      Doom Slayer: IT'S KILLING TIME

    • @brockpiano
      @brockpiano 4 года назад

      DOOM
      THE AR GAME
      Q2 2022
      APP STORE // GOOGLE PLAY

  • @alexoberfranc
    @alexoberfranc 2 года назад +5

    Respect to this man showing the swastika and not blurring it at 4:55

  • @drantigon
    @drantigon 4 года назад +45

    Jack: "I hope you didn't punch too many holes in the wall next to you"
    1. There's no wall next to me.
    2. How do you expect me to punch a hole in a BRICK wall?

  • @boringnamegod8103
    @boringnamegod8103 4 года назад +135

    His British accent sounds like an American doing a Irish accent

    • @boringnamegod8103
      @boringnamegod8103 4 года назад

      @a random person that lives in Chernobyl it's OK

    • @motisba
      @motisba 4 года назад

      Stop being mad and stfu

    • @kitsunequeen2018
      @kitsunequeen2018 4 года назад

      Bold of you to assume I can do an Irish accent. He's doing better than I am in that regard, lol

    • @alleghanyonce
      @alleghanyonce 4 года назад +3

      @@motisba Why are you getting mad at a person who clearly isn't mad?

    • @kaleighmichelle8709
      @kaleighmichelle8709 4 года назад +3

      @@motisba dude calm down. Who the hell hurt you?

  • @tackton
    @tackton 4 года назад +229

    The Car Key is obviously fake, but Porsche is a subsidiary of Volkswagen so it´s not that wrong.

    • @_np7
      @_np7 4 года назад +7

      isn't everything? i had to write this sry

    • @fabianmichaelgockner5988
      @fabianmichaelgockner5988 4 года назад +6

      *german Angery intensifies*
      ".... Porsche is from Italy.
      Volkswagen from GERMANY!!!!"

    • @cosepi9061
      @cosepi9061 4 года назад +1

      Did nobody else notice that the slides in the pool with the chargers is in another emkay vid?

    • @nickrustyson8124
      @nickrustyson8124 4 года назад +9

      @@fabianmichaelgockner5988 You're thinking of Ferrari (Also owned by VW) Porsche was founded in Stuttgart, Germany

    • @LewX420
      @LewX420 4 года назад +6

      @@fabianmichaelgockner5988 Porsche was established in 1931 in Stuttgard, which is in Germany, not Italy

  • @LucasLifts07
    @LucasLifts07 4 года назад +9

    14:44
    "Let me do an english accent" becomes full irish 😂😂

    • @EllpaFox47
      @EllpaFox47 5 месяцев назад

      He's australian, give him a break

  • @DANG1172
    @DANG1172 4 года назад +57

    Eating breakfast: “female trait”. Jack: “men are only allowed to eat two meals throughout the day” Me (who only eats dinner and snacks in between dinners): “ I’m not a man....? What am I??” *confusion intensifies*

    • @lemonhead1571
      @lemonhead1571 4 года назад +9

      Your official pronoun is now "They/them"

    • @GamingGardevoir
      @GamingGardevoir 4 года назад +3

      Well I mean it said “allowed 2 meals” not that it had to be 2, so 1 meal plus snacks still counts as being a man

    • @DANG1172
      @DANG1172 4 года назад +1

      Lemonhead 15 thank you for this clarification

    • @MrBlorp-sf9ye
      @MrBlorp-sf9ye 4 года назад

      U gae

    • @lucan_t4934
      @lucan_t4934 4 года назад +1

      Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and died

  • @universalunionytchannel2238
    @universalunionytchannel2238 4 года назад +47

    The british: "Seems like trump is planning to make the US facist."
    France: "....."
    Germany: "Is this our doing?"
    Russia: "Wheres the vodka! Wheres the stalinium!" 4:51

  • @WoodFamily10
    @WoodFamily10 4 года назад +142

    "French people hate everyone"
    Me: (Who's mom is French) Yes.

  • @derpyfirp3758
    @derpyfirp3758 3 года назад +4

    14:05 To answer your question, it’s because America is stockpiling other budgets into our military, so doctors and healthcare need some other form of income. Personally I wouldn’t be surprised if American elementary schools started charging parents for their children’s education by 2035 unless something changes

  • @ReynoBTW
    @ReynoBTW 4 года назад +44

    Jack:england so English accent
    Also Jack: top of the morning to you

  • @boulder394
    @boulder394 4 года назад +105

    “Electric pool” no they needed to make the moment you jump in more..
    Rather shall i say “shocking”.

    • @koopdoggoc3968
      @koopdoggoc3968 4 года назад +4

      Really Amping up the puns are ya?

    • @mepnet
      @mepnet 4 года назад +5

      Your puns make me re-Volt

    • @finnmcdade2977
      @finnmcdade2977 3 года назад +1

      @@mepnet your mom about to *light* those cheeks up with a pun that bad

    • @TylerTMG
      @TylerTMG 3 года назад

      *S U N*

    • @ataharkaif4244
      @ataharkaif4244 3 года назад +1

      Bruh! Watt do you mean??

  • @sunnymishra1057
    @sunnymishra1057 4 года назад +27

    Jack : "not as cool as serial killer"
    Few seconds later
    H E L L

  • @darkforge15
    @darkforge15 4 года назад +25

    Jack is actually Jack the Ripper who found a de-aging potion.

    • @kazekori9593
      @kazekori9593 3 года назад +1

      I play fgo so i was very confused for a while there

  • @bjornboi1666
    @bjornboi1666 4 года назад +267

    If the Darkside has cookies then I’m in

  • @sil1729
    @sil1729 4 года назад +13

    I mean the Marine Corps uses an eagle holding up the globe.
    An eagle holding up a circle is just common imagery in politics and military due to the nature of the bird.

    • @TheLoraxshadenough
      @TheLoraxshadenough 4 года назад +3

      It's really shows there is no chill on the internet if it's Trump related.

    • @direwhite3300
      @direwhite3300 4 года назад +2

      It's facing the wrong direction. President Harry S Trumen dictated that the eagle faces right.

    • @YamiHoOu
      @YamiHoOu 4 года назад

      I don't know if Nazis got the eagle idea from the u.s but they did take the eugenics and salute so...

    • @sobek-racrocodile9448
      @sobek-racrocodile9448 4 года назад

      Finlay someone who understands how art imitates life.

    • @sobek-racrocodile9448
      @sobek-racrocodile9448 4 года назад +1

      @@YamiHoOu The eagle was a common symbol in Europe for millennia.

  • @johmmey3474
    @johmmey3474 3 года назад +6

    I love how his focus is “That’s not Texas” when the, “Europe” is clearly Africa

  • @Hamildork
    @Hamildork 4 года назад +103

    My names jack and I’m not on crack
    and welcome to emkay

  • @_NightShine
    @_NightShine 4 года назад +31

    "its the least you can do you selfish brat!"
    me: *tearfully liking video*

  • @mxsmitzz2235
    @mxsmitzz2235 4 года назад +12

    14:29 “this is england” proceeds to do Irish accent. Big Brain but brain smooth
    I’m half Irish and half English for anyone who cares

  • @circuit-2925
    @circuit-2925 4 года назад +35

    "Not as good at the serial killer but ill try to get there one day"
    Uhhhhhhhhhh

    • @n0rtherl1ghts
      @n0rtherl1ghts 3 года назад

      OK but the serial killer was pretty interesting and, dare I say it, cool

  • @sun_raymond
    @sun_raymond 4 года назад +20

    I had to replay the outro 3 times to realise “punch a wall in the hole” and not “punch a hole in the wall”
    Now that’s a face palm

  • @randomnoob4231
    @randomnoob4231 4 года назад +41

    “Better do an English accent”
    * does Scottish accent *
    * Angry British Noises *

    • @maisie1959
      @maisie1959 4 года назад +12

      He does an Irish accent

    • @playbyme1233
      @playbyme1233 4 года назад +4

      Dont you mean angry scottish noises, i think they are the people most likely to be offended by being called english

    • @RRIIPPHH
      @RRIIPPHH 4 года назад +3

      B.J Karma it was more irish

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt 4 года назад +2

      It was kinda Irish accent I guess

    • @Nessie7205
      @Nessie7205 4 года назад +2

      It was actually irish

  • @trustyvault13canteen32
    @trustyvault13canteen32 4 года назад +24

    Europeans: k stands for thousand because of the ancient greek word „Kilo“
    American: My Super Nintendo educated me better than school

    • @TelevisedScreeningProgramsInc
      @TelevisedScreeningProgramsInc 4 года назад +5

      ya know as a fellow american i can confirm that wii sports my nintendo wii was a better P.E. teacher then the obese drug addict at my school

    • @ziggiethegreat7738
      @ziggiethegreat7738 4 года назад

      I wouldn't say Nintendo taught me more than school, with the communistic mass murder as their main mascot, but a lot of Xbox taught me plenty!

  • @carbonfibereater
    @carbonfibereater 3 года назад +3

    Jack is literally the most funniest yet weirdest narrator to me. A perfect mix.

  • @hasanaltameemi8375
    @hasanaltameemi8375 4 года назад +40

    Aliens: invented 'Earth'
    People who don't live in America: oh no! Anyway

  • @freechildlabour.mp3733
    @freechildlabour.mp3733 4 года назад +82

    That triggering one about “Europe” in “Texas” got me thinking, so here’s a fun fact:
    Pluto can fit inside Australia, that’s it, there you have it, a waste of your time.
    You’re welcome

    • @markelbro5130
      @markelbro5130 4 года назад +1

      Thank you

    • @DEATHSIMBRACE
      @DEATHSIMBRACE 3 года назад +2

      That's not a waste, my diploma is. that is an interesting fact.

    • @achtsekundenfurz7876
      @achtsekundenfurz7876 3 года назад +2

      Another fun fact: 2020 is 2 different digits, both used twice, which works with Roman numbers, too.

    • @grimreaper7303
      @grimreaper7303 3 года назад

      This fact is not a waste of time, i am

  • @UnbracedChimp27
    @UnbracedChimp27 4 года назад +57

    Is nobody going to talk about that English accent, it’s.. itsssss...... NO

    • @abugcalledant
      @abugcalledant 4 года назад +8

      Lol Ireland wants its accent back

    • @orkneyrose
      @orkneyrose 4 года назад

      Yessss I was about to comment, bloody hell...

  • @WaterDrinkingHydroDragon
    @WaterDrinkingHydroDragon 3 года назад +1

    "Diabetic father" instead of "sugar daddy" was my breaking point and I could NOT stop laughing-

  • @anonymousllama9672
    @anonymousllama9672 4 года назад +46

    2:47 I love how he's raging over the fact that they implied Australia is Texas, but completely ignores the fact that it is Africa on the inside... Not Europe... If this was a joke I didn't get I'll see myself out but c'mon rly xD

    • @flarearrowwood
      @flarearrowwood 4 года назад +2

      I was triggered too lmao

    • @anderrivverwind9267
      @anderrivverwind9267 4 года назад

      Love your profile pick :D

    • @JMMJK
      @JMMJK 4 года назад

      I was screaming

    • @bod-7268
      @bod-7268 2 года назад

      If only Europe still colonized Africa like in the 20th Century...

  • @extrathiccboi1877
    @extrathiccboi1877 4 года назад +345

    The world: is ending
    Christians: god will save us
    God: oh no, anyways

    • @synfull638
      @synfull638 4 года назад +7

      I think he went on break while we suffer

    • @mardakfernfern1986
      @mardakfernfern1986 4 года назад +3

      Nah... I think he went to buy milk and cigar pack and never came back.

    • @teo.took.40.benadryl
      @teo.took.40.benadryl 4 года назад

      @@synfull638 Not true, it would be judgement day.

    • @teo.took.40.benadryl
      @teo.took.40.benadryl 4 года назад

      Nobody woooosh me, I was just a little offended

    • @alpha00z26
      @alpha00z26 4 года назад +1

      my faveriote thing to say to those people is god would have started it i

  • @Collin212
    @Collin212 4 года назад +36

    "What so you call Karen's in Europe"
    "Americans"
    Pretty much true

    • @acidic_pasta_sauce906
      @acidic_pasta_sauce906 4 года назад +8

      Yeah, lately I have actually been trying to hide the fact that I'm American. We can be so stupid, and our president is even worse. Being American at all, especially at times like this, is just embarassing.

    • @TheMagicalPinata
      @TheMagicalPinata 4 года назад +1

      AmeriKarens if you will

    • @moxie3632
      @moxie3632 4 года назад +6

      As an American I can confirm America is basically the Florida of the world.

  • @veronica_sawyer_1989
    @veronica_sawyer_1989 4 года назад +4

    4:50 they say great minds think alike 😂

  • @rocksnrolls
    @rocksnrolls 4 года назад +37

    Hey, at least he's actually being honest with his marketing this time

  • @jamestheskeleton122
    @jamestheskeleton122 4 года назад +58

    Jack : *says Germans separate Australians during October fest*
    Me : *confused as balls* there's Australians in Germany? And they don't get to be with the Germans during a traditional German fest? Damn it...

    • @loganjay7634
      @loganjay7634 4 года назад +2

      They don't want us to out drink them

    • @jamestheskeleton122
      @jamestheskeleton122 4 года назад +3

      @@loganjay7634 😂😂😂 y'all drink more than the Germans?

    • @loganjay7634
      @loganjay7634 4 года назад +7

      @@jamestheskeleton122 On a good day, yes. And (for the most part) us Aussies will drink just about anything to get pissed. We dont care

    • @katiathecake-lovingcat6912
      @katiathecake-lovingcat6912 4 года назад +1

      @@loganjay7634 At least that's one things the emus can't beat you all at

    • @loganjay7634
      @loganjay7634 4 года назад +5

      @@katiathecake-lovingcat6912 I woudnt put it against them, there was a case of a pair of emus being banned from an outback pub that made national headlines

  • @ToastyTastes
    @ToastyTastes 4 года назад +13

    “I better do an English accent”
    * does Irish accent *

  • @RoboPhilip1175
    @RoboPhilip1175 3 дня назад

    One of the reasons you are my favorite narrator of emkay: you don't even you your own voice when voicing yourself

  • @amg2020gt3
    @amg2020gt3 4 года назад +33

    The first one probably doesn’t even know what a stick shift is

    • @iforgor3346
      @iforgor3346 4 года назад

      Thats pretty embarrassing 😂

    • @pilingminglong9940
      @pilingminglong9940 4 года назад

      Whats a stick shift

    • @mememan69bruh24
      @mememan69bruh24 4 года назад

      milk_boi your joking right?

    • @KnekoKcat
      @KnekoKcat 4 года назад

      @@pilingminglong9940 I know what a stick shift is, and I know basically nothing else about cars.

    • @pilingminglong9940
      @pilingminglong9940 4 года назад

      @@mememan69bruh24 no?

  • @unicornsarepower5910
    @unicornsarepower5910 4 года назад +28

    "let me do an English accent."
    Does Irish accent instead.

    • @polishedmeat6399
      @polishedmeat6399 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @isaactute450
      @isaactute450 4 года назад

      His actual accent is closer to an English accent than his ‘English accent’

  • @curvycrumb9415
    @curvycrumb9415 4 года назад +24

    my friend is trying to play a complicated song on the ukulele but she doesn't even know what a g cord is

    • @MrMalix
      @MrMalix 4 года назад +10

      This random comment surrounded by normal ones gave me a good laugh

    • @megap9167
      @megap9167 4 года назад +5

      in my orchestra they want to play something popular but they can't even play a lullaby well

    • @furrybastard27
      @furrybastard27 4 года назад +1

      I cant remember the names of notes, but I can still sight read music while playing.

    • @lestersmug11
      @lestersmug11 4 года назад +1

      Same effect as my friend saying he is pro at pubg but has no clue what a DMR is

    • @curvycrumb9415
      @curvycrumb9415 4 года назад

      @@lestersmug11 oH wOw

  • @SCP--qu7tm
    @SCP--qu7tm 3 года назад +14

    Roses are red,
    how dumb can you be?
    *blind myself with a lamp for no reason part 3*

    • @yeetuszilla1663
      @yeetuszilla1663 2 года назад +1

      Roses are red
      Someone's brain dropped on the floor
      BLINDING MYSELF FOR NO REASON PART 4

  • @jasoneclipse7828
    @jasoneclipse7828 4 года назад +7

    "Oh Sorry but thats all the time we have for today,My name is Jack And I promise I will be back"

  • @mayoroicjre
    @mayoroicjre 4 года назад +35

    I'm crying with laughter from that poem
    Roses are red
    How dumb can you be
    Blind myself with lamp for no reason
    Part 3
    XDXDXDXDXDXD

  • @Dreg-Freg
    @Dreg-Freg 4 года назад +6

    "I should do an English accent"
    *Speaks in an Irish accent*

  • @peppamachine443
    @peppamachine443 2 года назад +1

    2:42 I love that there is the three things I love the most especially Doctor Who I'm kinda obsessed with Doctor Who

  • @yankychannels
    @yankychannels 4 года назад +122

    The eagle is not a Nazi symbol, although the Nazis used it, it a Roman symbol.
    Both Nazi Germany and the US claimed to be modeled after Rome.

    • @danielribeiro1433
      @danielribeiro1433 4 года назад +19

      The Roman Empire fell after destroying itself, and most of the emperors got murdered due to internal conflicts on politics that, along with military force from other nations, led to the destruction of the Roman empire.

    • @yankychannels
      @yankychannels 4 года назад +2

      Jerry Gonzales true

    • @enki-enlil
      @enki-enlil 4 года назад +2

      @Jerry Gonzales cant argue with that

    • @koopdoggoc3968
      @koopdoggoc3968 4 года назад +7

      Daniel Ribeiro so...kinda like America is now?

    • @Ikller-xh7qq
      @Ikller-xh7qq 4 года назад +2

      @@danielribeiro1433 That might give hope to americans^^
      I mean the murder part...

  • @demicantthink8401
    @demicantthink8401 4 года назад +53

    The virus: *exists*
    Family: Hey lets do birthday party

    • @Jane-n2k1q
      @Jane-n2k1q 3 года назад

      As for we all want to die

  • @0opsOhNo
    @0opsOhNo 4 года назад +7

    Jack: I gotta do an English accent.
    Also Jack: **Proceeds to do Irish accent**

  • @waitthatscopyrighted3198
    @waitthatscopyrighted3198 2 года назад +1

    “There’s a sucker born every minute.” -PT Barnum

  • @NotSoCrazyNinja
    @NotSoCrazyNinja 4 года назад +27

    The lady with the bible on her face, I've noticed that a lot of rules about masks in public mainly focus on "face coverings" and this is "technically" a "face covering", but yes, it does nothing to protect you, about like prayer.

    • @NPCSN
      @NPCSN 4 года назад +2

      Sounds like an effective “mask.” 🤷🏻‍♂️ do people actually believe that these masks stop COVID?

    • @danielletheprotogen
      @danielletheprotogen 4 года назад

      So is a Fursuit head so...

    • @xyz8460
      @xyz8460 4 года назад +5

      @@NPCSN Do people actually believe that you're a smart person?
      The masks don't "stop" COVID, and they don't prevent you from catching COVID, they prevent you from SPREADING it (or at least lower your chances of spreading it).
      And in a perfect world, this system would work because everybody would be intelligent to wear something as simple as a facemask, preventing/slowing down the spread, but then there are people like you - absolute fools who believe that every single government and scientist would lie about this.
      Masks aren't even about stopping the virus, they are for slowing down the spread so that the medical communities aren't overwhelmed with patients.

    • @NotSoCrazyNinja
      @NotSoCrazyNinja 4 года назад +4

      @@xyz8460 That's about right. Masks aren't perfect. They're mainly for keeping the wearer from spreading it so much but relies on the wearer actually wearing it properly too. The whole goal is to slow the spread so medical facilities and staff aren't overwhelmed so that more people survive.

    • @GamingGardevoir
      @GamingGardevoir 4 года назад +2

      Clearly a mistake was made by admitting that masks are to keep others safe and not oneself...

  • @cookiezanimations7092
    @cookiezanimations7092 4 года назад +38

    The "english accent" pissed of half of Uk basically

  • @keanuklm9855
    @keanuklm9855 4 года назад +12

    11:18 a little historie lesson. The Photo u are seeing was shot while Hitler did a speech. This guy was a politician back before the second world War. He was big Member of Nsdap but fell in love with a Jewish Woman. Later the picture went viral back in the day and his wife was put into a KZ. So because he understood that Jewish People aren't bad he did this form of protesting.

  • @alexandrakuryachaya1824
    @alexandrakuryachaya1824 3 года назад +4

    Here in Russia, we call Karens "яжемать", which means "I am a MOTHER, I can do what i want"

  • @honkhonkamgoose8995
    @honkhonkamgoose8995 4 года назад +19

    He said he was going to do a British accent and did an Irish accent. That's a facepalm

    • @attackoncraic7583
      @attackoncraic7583 4 года назад +1

      I’m irish that is not even close to how the majority of the population sound, he sounded like an Americans interpretation of a leprechaun

  • @Aesoney12345678910
    @Aesoney12345678910 4 года назад +7

    Emkay: Uploads
    Bots: Let me introduce myself

    • @WiseApple618
      @WiseApple618 4 года назад +1

      Yes they need to get banned

  • @DeutscheLoLGuides
    @DeutscheLoLGuides 4 года назад +22

    At first, when the "familiar symbol" was mentioned, i was like "d'uh, its about as american as it gets. Bald eagle, flag, some generic half-liner".
    I am genuinely curious who saw that and the first association was nazis. Or maybe its because im not from the u.s.? To me, it just seems paranoid...

    • @flarearrowwood
      @flarearrowwood 4 года назад +7

      Here in the US, everything is kind of... falling apart. People find any excuse to attack others and it's just sad. People don't like Trump so they try to make him seem horrible. "Oh no, that looks like the Nazi symbol, he must be pro Nazi," even though the symbol was originally Roman. It's seriously messed up.

    • @dustinedwards5642
      @dustinedwards5642 4 года назад +4

      Flare Arrowwood I second this. People just keep escalating conflicts. Thankfully, that’s mostly the extremists and the ignorant. Most people are just taking everything in stride and living life as normally as possible. Full disclosure though, I’m a university student, so most of the crowd I’m around is made up of educated/motivated to learn/respectful individuals, so I might be hastily generalizing on how sane the majority is. But I think what gets projected to the rest of the world tends to be the worst of us. Then again, I guess that just sums up all groups of humans in conflict... the worst minority always stands out.

    • @deneishiamarshall3608
      @deneishiamarshall3608 4 года назад +4

      Sadly, in my country our media seems to be trying to incite a civil and race war. I don't care for Trump, but can admit that they over do their hate of him. The propaganda and the selfishness of our citizens for other citizens is distorting us.

    • @geIoeschterBenutzer
      @geIoeschterBenutzer 4 года назад +2

      Pudding ist lecker 😊

    • @Vertraic
      @Vertraic 4 года назад

      Eh, same bird, facing same direction in the same pose while standing on the same shape... I can see it.
      For those saying that it's fine because the Nazis did not INVENT it: Try posing with a swastika ANYWHERE, that sucker was a symbol of good luck for a LONG time before Hitler got a hold of it, but now?

  • @chickeninasuit1596
    @chickeninasuit1596 4 года назад +8

    I am German and we don’t have an area branched off for Australians on Oktober fest

  • @WednesdayMan
    @WednesdayMan 4 года назад +6

    "not as cool as the serial killer but I'll try and get there some day"
    I don't like where this is going

  • @Operator_Mak
    @Operator_Mak 4 года назад +9

    4:52 this is actually in no way related to the swastika. It's called an Aquila. It's a type of symbol that has been used as early as ancient rome. In fact there are many variations of it

    • @Ikller-xh7qq
      @Ikller-xh7qq 4 года назад

      Do you know, what aquila means??? It means eagle and is not the name of the whole symbol, but only of the animal being part of the symbol...

    • @Operator_Mak
      @Operator_Mak 4 года назад

      @@Ikller-xh7qq and there is many Aquila symbols similar to the nazi symbol that exist

    • @hendyallen5993
      @hendyallen5993 4 года назад

      It's also been the symbol of America before Germany was ever a country.

    • @hendyallen5993
      @hendyallen5993 4 года назад

      9:22 he tried to lock down the country. President Trump was calling for closed travel to and from China and Europe. Meanwhile Pelosi and Biden were calling him racist, and saying come hug a China man.

    • @Ikller-xh7qq
      @Ikller-xh7qq 4 года назад

      @@Operator_Mak Aquila is not the name of the symbol, but of the animal named eagle in english...It is just the translation of eagle in italian...

  • @bigcheese9821
    @bigcheese9821 4 года назад +14

    I think how many things he misinterprets is a facepalm in and of itself.

  • @HyperFluffed
    @HyperFluffed 4 года назад +8

    2:25 me, a Texan: 👁👄👁

  • @Arcticfox06
    @Arcticfox06 4 года назад +8

    Jack: time to do a English accent
    Then dose a Irish accent

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +7

    A Volkswagen key let’s me drive a Porsche? So what you’re saying is if I have a Jeep key, I’ll get to drive a DeLorean? Great Scott

  • @7rkdn427
    @7rkdn427 4 года назад +4

    Jack, one reason that the US doesn't have a free public health system is because every other free nation has it and America just wants to be the hipster in the back of the class trying to be different by hating things everyone else likes.

    • @darkhoodchief
      @darkhoodchief 4 года назад

      I can't tell if this is coming from an american or not.

  • @anamartinez4314
    @anamartinez4314 3 года назад +2

    Emkay join the dark side!
    Me:noooo
    Emkay:we have cookies!
    Me:ok

  • @ClawedCat
    @ClawedCat 4 года назад +27

    Electric pool
    Average people: oh no run!
    Depressed and stupid people: im gonna jump right in!

    • @somepotato9900
      @somepotato9900 4 года назад +2

      "Jump in the line, fry your body in time!"

    • @ClawedCat
      @ClawedCat 4 года назад +1

      Some Potato well said

  • @iona5439
    @iona5439 4 года назад +26

    His “English” accent needs to be on r/facepalm

  • @emmabroughton2039
    @emmabroughton2039 4 года назад +15

    "Better do an English accent" - *does mangled Scot/Irish accent instead* FACEPALM. Also "pandemic on this global scale" another FACEPALM.

  • @jacobjingle-heimersmith2336
    @jacobjingle-heimersmith2336 5 месяцев назад

    5:52 This is just our definition of Mike from the Monsters Inc. movie when he says to Randall, "If you're going to insult me, do it properly."

  • @cadetkohr5508
    @cadetkohr5508 4 года назад +28

    Roses are red
    Schools make me sadder
    People's IQ is going down
    Like a train on a ladder

    • @KnekoKcat
      @KnekoKcat 4 года назад

      That's so mean.
      Trains on ladders deserve more respect.

    • @Biblically-Accurate-Jet
      @Biblically-Accurate-Jet 4 года назад

      Asriel?
      Never expected the ABSOLUTE GOD OF HYPER DEATH would be here

    • @cadetkohr5508
      @cadetkohr5508 4 года назад +1

      @@Biblically-Accurate-Jet I mean, we do have RUclips down here, and I like to watch Emkay. But it's understandable to be surprised to see a god on an Emkay video.

    • @Biblically-Accurate-Jet
      @Biblically-Accurate-Jet 4 года назад

      Asriel Dreemurr
      Well at least your doing well

    • @cadetkohr5508
      @cadetkohr5508 4 года назад

      @@Biblically-Accurate-Jet Yeah! I've seen how bad y'all are having it out there. Hope you're doing good at least.