Plot twist it doesn’t actually matter cause it’s one company and like half the parts in a Porsche are the exact same as in your average (higher trim) vw golf
5:54 the last girl saying “yeah I streamed it over WiFi, hang on let me geotag” is like saying “yeah I listened to this song on a record player hang on let me give you a map”
cjboislessgo: Hold up. (fallout boy pops out of thin air) fallout boy: hold up. Me: hold up how did fallout boy get here. (Another fallout boy pops out of thin air) fallout boy: hold up. Me:hold up how did fallout boy get here. Me: hold up how did fallout boy get here. (Another fallout boy pops out of thin air) fallout boy: hold up. Me:hold up how did fallout boy get here. Me: hold up how did fallout boy get here. (Another fallout boy pops out of thin air) fallout boy: hold up. Me:hold up how did fallout boy get here. Etc...
I know plenty of women who don't eat breakfast well. And on the other side, my dad, who can never stop eating. Like trust me, in the evening he sits and eats candy all the time. Then he says "I stopped eating sugar". He eats the most sugar out of this whole family unless we stop him!
@@heehaw1678 don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure that one out chief, I was moreso asking for the explanation, I know about cars I'm just not in any like car communities so some jokes fly over my head
Jack, the man of many voices, people, and harmonies. Robin, the commentator, always eager to share his opinions (which are nice, remember, Trans rights). Lexi, the energetic, and the knowledgeable. Damien, the wholesome, the unwholesome. Zach, the elusive. Slazo, the first. All emkay narrators are great.
Yea it is bad when people in America dont know their own country design I am from UK and I know that was done before the Nazi eagle one. People really do hate there own country they are in they see hatred every wear go live in middle east it is a lot nicer their and no hatred over their so it paradise for them. And the Mace of the U.S. House of Representatives use the same design as the shirt did that was in 1841 so really the Nazi stole the eagle design from America. And Speaker Nancy Pelosi wore a brooch of the mace eagle the same one that looks like the shirt so is she a secret Nazi.
Jack: *after wondering why the hell in hello is bold* "See you there later" Me: *pulls out phone* yeah, can you get the doom slayer on the phone? This is urgent matters we need to explain, because I think a demon gate opened, or reopened.
Jack: "I hope you didn't punch too many holes in the wall next to you" 1. There's no wall next to me. 2. How do you expect me to punch a hole in a BRICK wall?
Eating breakfast: “female trait”. Jack: “men are only allowed to eat two meals throughout the day” Me (who only eats dinner and snacks in between dinners): “ I’m not a man....? What am I??” *confusion intensifies*
The british: "Seems like trump is planning to make the US facist." France: "....." Germany: "Is this our doing?" Russia: "Wheres the vodka! Wheres the stalinium!" 4:51
14:05 To answer your question, it’s because America is stockpiling other budgets into our military, so doctors and healthcare need some other form of income. Personally I wouldn’t be surprised if American elementary schools started charging parents for their children’s education by 2035 unless something changes
I mean the Marine Corps uses an eagle holding up the globe. An eagle holding up a circle is just common imagery in politics and military due to the nature of the bird.
That triggering one about “Europe” in “Texas” got me thinking, so here’s a fun fact: Pluto can fit inside Australia, that’s it, there you have it, a waste of your time. You’re welcome
2:47 I love how he's raging over the fact that they implied Australia is Texas, but completely ignores the fact that it is Africa on the inside... Not Europe... If this was a joke I didn't get I'll see myself out but c'mon rly xD
Yeah, lately I have actually been trying to hide the fact that I'm American. We can be so stupid, and our president is even worse. Being American at all, especially at times like this, is just embarassing.
Jack : *says Germans separate Australians during October fest* Me : *confused as balls* there's Australians in Germany? And they don't get to be with the Germans during a traditional German fest? Damn it...
@@katiathecake-lovingcat6912 I woudnt put it against them, there was a case of a pair of emus being banned from an outback pub that made national headlines
The Roman Empire fell after destroying itself, and most of the emperors got murdered due to internal conflicts on politics that, along with military force from other nations, led to the destruction of the Roman empire.
The lady with the bible on her face, I've noticed that a lot of rules about masks in public mainly focus on "face coverings" and this is "technically" a "face covering", but yes, it does nothing to protect you, about like prayer.
@@NPCSN Do people actually believe that you're a smart person? The masks don't "stop" COVID, and they don't prevent you from catching COVID, they prevent you from SPREADING it (or at least lower your chances of spreading it). And in a perfect world, this system would work because everybody would be intelligent to wear something as simple as a facemask, preventing/slowing down the spread, but then there are people like you - absolute fools who believe that every single government and scientist would lie about this. Masks aren't even about stopping the virus, they are for slowing down the spread so that the medical communities aren't overwhelmed with patients.
@@xyz8460 That's about right. Masks aren't perfect. They're mainly for keeping the wearer from spreading it so much but relies on the wearer actually wearing it properly too. The whole goal is to slow the spread so medical facilities and staff aren't overwhelmed so that more people survive.
11:18 a little historie lesson. The Photo u are seeing was shot while Hitler did a speech. This guy was a politician back before the second world War. He was big Member of Nsdap but fell in love with a Jewish Woman. Later the picture went viral back in the day and his wife was put into a KZ. So because he understood that Jewish People aren't bad he did this form of protesting.
At first, when the "familiar symbol" was mentioned, i was like "d'uh, its about as american as it gets. Bald eagle, flag, some generic half-liner". I am genuinely curious who saw that and the first association was nazis. Or maybe its because im not from the u.s.? To me, it just seems paranoid...
Here in the US, everything is kind of... falling apart. People find any excuse to attack others and it's just sad. People don't like Trump so they try to make him seem horrible. "Oh no, that looks like the Nazi symbol, he must be pro Nazi," even though the symbol was originally Roman. It's seriously messed up.
Flare Arrowwood I second this. People just keep escalating conflicts. Thankfully, that’s mostly the extremists and the ignorant. Most people are just taking everything in stride and living life as normally as possible. Full disclosure though, I’m a university student, so most of the crowd I’m around is made up of educated/motivated to learn/respectful individuals, so I might be hastily generalizing on how sane the majority is. But I think what gets projected to the rest of the world tends to be the worst of us. Then again, I guess that just sums up all groups of humans in conflict... the worst minority always stands out.
Sadly, in my country our media seems to be trying to incite a civil and race war. I don't care for Trump, but can admit that they over do their hate of him. The propaganda and the selfishness of our citizens for other citizens is distorting us.
Eh, same bird, facing same direction in the same pose while standing on the same shape... I can see it. For those saying that it's fine because the Nazis did not INVENT it: Try posing with a swastika ANYWHERE, that sucker was a symbol of good luck for a LONG time before Hitler got a hold of it, but now?
4:52 this is actually in no way related to the swastika. It's called an Aquila. It's a type of symbol that has been used as early as ancient rome. In fact there are many variations of it
9:22 he tried to lock down the country. President Trump was calling for closed travel to and from China and Europe. Meanwhile Pelosi and Biden were calling him racist, and saying come hug a China man.
Jack, one reason that the US doesn't have a free public health system is because every other free nation has it and America just wants to be the hipster in the back of the class trying to be different by hating things everyone else likes.
@@Biblically-Accurate-Jet I mean, we do have RUclips down here, and I like to watch Emkay. But it's understandable to be surprised to see a god on an Emkay video.
Plot Twist: The woman owns the Porsche car, but not the VW key.
YOUR A GENIUS YOU MORON, A GENIUS!
Fun Fact: Porsche keys are often replaced with VW keys when the original key was lost, stolen, or broken
Maximum Wolfe Wow that’s actually cool
Plot twist it doesn’t actually matter cause it’s one company and like half the parts in a Porsche are the exact same as in your average (higher trim) vw golf
double plot twist: her husband gave her the VW key so she wouldn't wreck his new porsche
Jack: “That’s not Texas!!”
Me: “That’s not Europe, lol”
Xena Thomson okay.
Xena Thomson okay.
Hi.
Hello
I thought exactly the same
"what's wrong with our country?", we don't know and we are scared
Maybe we are the ones who are upside down.
@Jane's Gems did you now?
@Garret Grant imagine how shitty america has gotten that a former prison colony is less fucked up then they are.
jerzey devill
Garret Grant it technically didn’t, the British settlers weren’t the first people here
7:14
Me, a girl who doesn’t eat breakfast: Guess I’m a boy
Me to
Me
I eat breakfast at like 2pm
@@superfire6463 Bruh, that's lunch. Even if it is cereal or something.
@@prehistoriccreator9600
No, the first meal of the day is breakfast, I don’t care when it happens
“English accent” that was Irish, very Irish.
Shhh...
Let him dream
Innit tho
I was going to post this but you got here first
14:28
That's not an Irish accent. It's what people from outside of Ireland think an Irish accent is. Granted it's very similar to one or two of the accents
Hey, French don't hate everyone... we like... hum... okay, you're probably right. We even hate ourselves.
Like the Scots, we hate the English...
Nvm it stops there.
As a french person i can confirm lol + we do love you jack
I dated a French guy, he was a furry. I hope that says enough
Hey, a French person who actually understands English, those are rare
@@theonetheycallk2664 say that about Germans
Jack: ok I’ll do an English accent for this one
Also Jack: *does an Irish accent*
Yes
literally!!! I was just about to say this 🤣🤣
Hmmmm...jack does a irish accent...suspicious
Emma Wheeler It does seem very suspicious.
as an English person I'm offended by this oppression
5:54 the last girl saying “yeah I streamed it over WiFi, hang on let me geotag” is like saying “yeah I listened to this song on a record player hang on let me give you a map”
and the second girl is like saying "totes, writing a reply letter! what address should i send it to?"
The guy who was old is like “oh you got that music from google maps? let me share it to you on App Store”
@@saurMLMore like "I'm going to forward this email. What should I write as the subject?"
Which is still dumb.
Everyone talking about his English accent attempt when nobody is talking about how he *used the Palpatine voice with a Darth Vader photo*
"Luke, I am your father."
-Emperor Palpatine from Star Trek
He already sounds English; I’d know since I’m English
I know!!
Maybe he was impersonating Palpatine talking to Darth Vader (I didn't watch the video yet, so I dunno)
I was just gonna say this lol I was more infuriated with that
"Im not as cool as the killer, but ill get there one day!" half a minute later: "i'll see you in your sleep!"
if that's not cool what is
I’M THE 69TH LIKE! I DIDN’T THINK I’D EVER BE THE ONE!
C R A B
Me too
Your “English” accent just pissed off both the English and the Irish.
So basically he pissed off England and Ireland
Amateur Amateurs he literally did my impression of Ireland
and scotish
WHAT IN THE BLUE BLAZES IS GOING IN HERE
He pissed off everyone that knows how to do the irish accent
"We need to ban chess"
Please, for the love of God, don't give them any ideas.
"Chess is racist cause white goes first instead of black"
-Idiots
Wanting to ban chess has some real, "Illinois law makers want to ban GTA due to rise in car thefts"
Disney movie: Begins
Parents of the main character:ADIOS
Oh zodiacs have their own haircut except cancer
That’s a good one
Lmao
E
And paste
Jack: I’m not the serial killer but I’ll get there one day
Me: hold up
(UP) did ir
He said not as cool as the serial killer
@@NopurposeRai ?
cjboislessgo: Hold up. (fallout boy pops out of thin air) fallout boy: hold up. Me: hold up how did fallout boy get here. (Another fallout boy pops out of thin air) fallout boy: hold up. Me:hold up how did fallout boy get here. Me: hold up how did fallout boy get here. (Another fallout boy pops out of thin air) fallout boy: hold up. Me:hold up how did fallout boy get here. Me: hold up how did fallout boy get here. (Another fallout boy pops out of thin air) fallout boy: hold up. Me:hold up how did fallout boy get here. Etc...
@@Sssnipercat1 w ha t?
Unlike the party, what followed wasn’t a surprise.
OverBoiledChicken R/cursedcomments
Huh
Hey, I didn't order a fireworks show.
Surprisedpikachuface.jpeg
Dao Tien Tran foundthemobileuser
Someone: "People who don't eat breakfast in the morning are men."
Me, a woman who doesn't eat breakfast: /Sweating/
Me who eats once per day (usually)
I know plenty of women who don't eat breakfast well. And on the other side, my dad, who can never stop eating. Like trust me, in the evening he sits and eats candy all the time. Then he says "I stopped eating sugar". He eats the most sugar out of this whole family unless we stop him!
Me, the only person in the house not eating breakfast: 😑
And they wonder how I stay thin. Other then eggs and toast, I just don't like breakfast food
*I Guess I'm A Man Now.*
Petition for Jack to say “I’m Captain Jack Sparrow and I’ve got a jar of dirt!” For the intro.
"Captain Jack Harkness" would be better ngl but signing rn
Where to sign?
I got jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! I got a- *falls down, while the entire ship crew is confused*
Hell yea
Oh! Yes, please! Lol.
Jump in the pool, you'll just become electro, don't worry!
Let's get funky and add Zeus lightning
Wow! I'll try it
*5 seconds later*
*SCREAMS IN THE BACKROUND*
It’ll be fine, they said!
I forreal thought that when i saw the spiderman movie with the guy who falls in the electric eals
Its just sucide in multiplayer 😑
“Hope you didn’t punch too many walls in the hole next to you”
Jack- 2020
Stop it.
Please.
I punch a hole in my wall for every idiot who doesn't were a mask, I'm far from done.
@@JayMick Oh, yeah, absolutely not.
-Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell, 2020
foxy fox but what about walls in holes. Hmmmmmm?
“Hi guys, my names jack and i might not be as cool as the serial killer, but i plan to get there some day.”
*hol’ up-*
OH NO NO NO NO
Woman: holds volkswagen key in front of Porsche.
Everyone: That key does not belong to that car
Car guys: *well...*
Am I stupid, I don't get the funny
good point...
me too
@@mironinopetr6982 it's a car guy joke
@@heehaw1678 don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure that one out chief, I was moreso asking for the explanation, I know about cars I'm just not in any like car communities so some jokes fly over my head
Jack: "Oh, this is England. I should do an English accent"
Also Jack: **proceeds to speak in an Irish accent**
I like how with the picture he complains about texas being Africa, but not his home country AUSTRALIA being called EUROPE.
Toon _blaster Correction it was Australia getting called Texas and Africa getting called Europe
Technically, Australia is Europe
Just one time in a year
During Eurovision finals 😂
Huh.
r/facepalm
He was complaining about how it was Australia, not Texas.
Is this sarcastic?
Jack, the man of many voices, people, and harmonies.
Robin, the commentator, always eager to share his opinions (which are nice, remember, Trans rights).
Lexi, the energetic, and the knowledgeable.
Damien, the wholesome, the unwholesome.
Zach, the elusive.
Slazo, the first.
All emkay narrators are great.
That woman with the Bible for a mask is still doing a better job then all the people holding protests about wearing them...
Yeah that's what I was thinking when I saw that
Why, it works just as well as any mask that is not a complete haz mat mask... just saying.
Yes, very Christian of her to spread dribble and snot on her holy book.
It’s ironic that the reason why we still need to wear masks is because of them.
@@Goldenhawk583 bibles were not made to prevent the spread of disease
"Hey My Name Is Jack Not As Cool As a Serial Killer But Will Be there Some Day"
Me: Hol'Up Wait a Minute
Lol
ʝօɛʏ ɢᴛ
XD true
Jack the ripper
I had to pause on that too. Should we be worried? Lol
Jack: "this is England, better to an English accent"
Also Jack: Does an Irish accent
This is when we find out it's actually jacksepticeye putting on a show for all of us!
ZiggietheGreat what if jack is short for jacksepticeye
@@bruhmoment2632 Pfft, I fookin' wish it was.
Jay Mick bloody hell , you write like that normally?
@@bruhmoment2632 Oyy bloody hell mate, he didn't write he typed.
5:20 The symbol on the shirt is actually a modification of an official emblem of the US that existed long before the Reichslader (Nazi Eagle).
No it isnt the first emblem of the US with an eagle on it came out 0n 1960
Ok mr. history mystery man
Yea it is bad when people in America dont know their own country design I am from UK and I know that was done before the Nazi eagle one. People really do hate there own country they are in they see hatred every wear go live in middle east it is a lot nicer their and no hatred over their so it paradise for them. And the Mace of the U.S. House of Representatives use the same design as the shirt did that was in 1841 so really the Nazi stole the eagle design from America. And Speaker Nancy Pelosi wore a brooch of the mace eagle the same one that looks like the shirt so is she a secret Nazi.
@@giggity4670 secret Nazi😅
Technically, all humans are eco-friendly. Bio-degradable.
If you consider the amount of people that drop litter, no not every.
@@bluezitrone9731 I meant that we, ourselves, are biodegradable. Not our actions.
@@WFanatic502 I understood. True, Unfortunately
Not the Kardashians
Meme Nerd Gamer
Omg, that reply is genius. I laughed at that reply more than I laughed at the actual comment
Jack: "Alright I better do an English accent" *does Irish accent*
🤦♂️
Ahaha r/Facepalm
Definitely Scottish
Harry Richards nope.. it was definitely an Irish accent 😕
Phoebe Chandler bit of a mix tbh
Jack: *after wondering why the hell in hello is bold* "See you there later"
Me: *pulls out phone* yeah, can you get the doom slayer on the phone? This is urgent matters we need to explain, because I think a demon gate opened, or reopened.
Phone:...........
*Doom Slayer pops out of phone*
Doom Slayer: IT'S KILLING TIME
DOOM
THE AR GAME
Q2 2022
APP STORE // GOOGLE PLAY
Respect to this man showing the swastika and not blurring it at 4:55
Jack: "I hope you didn't punch too many holes in the wall next to you"
1. There's no wall next to me.
2. How do you expect me to punch a hole in a BRICK wall?
i can answer the second one, with your fists
@Safety Switch You beat me to it
@@MrMalix i am speed
Simple: Be Slav and just punch it
@@SafetyswitchYour name is SAFETY SWTCH! SAFETY! i respect the misleading.
His British accent sounds like an American doing a Irish accent
@a random person that lives in Chernobyl it's OK
Stop being mad and stfu
Bold of you to assume I can do an Irish accent. He's doing better than I am in that regard, lol
@@motisba Why are you getting mad at a person who clearly isn't mad?
@@motisba dude calm down. Who the hell hurt you?
The Car Key is obviously fake, but Porsche is a subsidiary of Volkswagen so it´s not that wrong.
isn't everything? i had to write this sry
*german Angery intensifies*
".... Porsche is from Italy.
Volkswagen from GERMANY!!!!"
Did nobody else notice that the slides in the pool with the chargers is in another emkay vid?
@@fabianmichaelgockner5988 You're thinking of Ferrari (Also owned by VW) Porsche was founded in Stuttgart, Germany
@@fabianmichaelgockner5988 Porsche was established in 1931 in Stuttgard, which is in Germany, not Italy
14:44
"Let me do an english accent" becomes full irish 😂😂
He's australian, give him a break
Eating breakfast: “female trait”. Jack: “men are only allowed to eat two meals throughout the day” Me (who only eats dinner and snacks in between dinners): “ I’m not a man....? What am I??” *confusion intensifies*
Your official pronoun is now "They/them"
Well I mean it said “allowed 2 meals” not that it had to be 2, so 1 meal plus snacks still counts as being a man
Lemonhead 15 thank you for this clarification
U gae
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and died
The british: "Seems like trump is planning to make the US facist."
France: "....."
Germany: "Is this our doing?"
Russia: "Wheres the vodka! Wheres the stalinium!" 4:51
HOI4 ?
@@ThatOneKate i forget the video so i can explain this
Also you made me play HOI4
@@universalunionytchannel2238 oops XD
"French people hate everyone"
Me: (Who's mom is French) Yes.
Correct.
Unless they are fighting the British.
Ye I guess
You mean "Oui"
Nah I'm America
14:05 To answer your question, it’s because America is stockpiling other budgets into our military, so doctors and healthcare need some other form of income. Personally I wouldn’t be surprised if American elementary schools started charging parents for their children’s education by 2035 unless something changes
Jack:england so English accent
Also Jack: top of the morning to you
“Electric pool” no they needed to make the moment you jump in more..
Rather shall i say “shocking”.
Really Amping up the puns are ya?
Your puns make me re-Volt
@@mepnet your mom about to *light* those cheeks up with a pun that bad
*S U N*
Bruh! Watt do you mean??
Jack : "not as cool as serial killer"
Few seconds later
H E L L
Jack is actually Jack the Ripper who found a de-aging potion.
I play fgo so i was very confused for a while there
If the Darkside has cookies then I’m in
agreed i will do it
Same
Do they have milk too
Yeah, ill murder the younglings for some chocolate chip cookies.
@@arandomkobold8403 lol same
I mean the Marine Corps uses an eagle holding up the globe.
An eagle holding up a circle is just common imagery in politics and military due to the nature of the bird.
It's really shows there is no chill on the internet if it's Trump related.
It's facing the wrong direction. President Harry S Trumen dictated that the eagle faces right.
I don't know if Nazis got the eagle idea from the u.s but they did take the eugenics and salute so...
Finlay someone who understands how art imitates life.
@@YamiHoOu The eagle was a common symbol in Europe for millennia.
I love how his focus is “That’s not Texas” when the, “Europe” is clearly Africa
My names jack and I’m not on crack
and welcome to emkay
👌
@@thesearchforthemustache2589 have I found what I have been looking for
were today
i will fight back
And smack
Welllll
"its the least you can do you selfish brat!"
me: *tearfully liking video*
14:29 “this is england” proceeds to do Irish accent. Big Brain but brain smooth
I’m half Irish and half English for anyone who cares
"Not as good at the serial killer but ill try to get there one day"
Uhhhhhhhhhh
OK but the serial killer was pretty interesting and, dare I say it, cool
I had to replay the outro 3 times to realise “punch a wall in the hole” and not “punch a hole in the wall”
Now that’s a face palm
“Better do an English accent”
* does Scottish accent *
* Angry British Noises *
He does an Irish accent
Dont you mean angry scottish noises, i think they are the people most likely to be offended by being called english
B.J Karma it was more irish
It was kinda Irish accent I guess
It was actually irish
Europeans: k stands for thousand because of the ancient greek word „Kilo“
American: My Super Nintendo educated me better than school
ya know as a fellow american i can confirm that wii sports my nintendo wii was a better P.E. teacher then the obese drug addict at my school
I wouldn't say Nintendo taught me more than school, with the communistic mass murder as their main mascot, but a lot of Xbox taught me plenty!
Jack is literally the most funniest yet weirdest narrator to me. A perfect mix.
Aliens: invented 'Earth'
People who don't live in America: oh no! Anyway
Invade.
E
Copy
This makes no sense
Invented? You mean invaded?
That triggering one about “Europe” in “Texas” got me thinking, so here’s a fun fact:
Pluto can fit inside Australia, that’s it, there you have it, a waste of your time.
You’re welcome
Thank you
That's not a waste, my diploma is. that is an interesting fact.
Another fun fact: 2020 is 2 different digits, both used twice, which works with Roman numbers, too.
This fact is not a waste of time, i am
Is nobody going to talk about that English accent, it’s.. itsssss...... NO
Lol Ireland wants its accent back
Yessss I was about to comment, bloody hell...
"Diabetic father" instead of "sugar daddy" was my breaking point and I could NOT stop laughing-
2:47 I love how he's raging over the fact that they implied Australia is Texas, but completely ignores the fact that it is Africa on the inside... Not Europe... If this was a joke I didn't get I'll see myself out but c'mon rly xD
I was triggered too lmao
Love your profile pick :D
I was screaming
If only Europe still colonized Africa like in the 20th Century...
The world: is ending
Christians: god will save us
God: oh no, anyways
I think he went on break while we suffer
Nah... I think he went to buy milk and cigar pack and never came back.
@@synfull638 Not true, it would be judgement day.
Nobody woooosh me, I was just a little offended
my faveriote thing to say to those people is god would have started it i
"What so you call Karen's in Europe"
"Americans"
Pretty much true
Yeah, lately I have actually been trying to hide the fact that I'm American. We can be so stupid, and our president is even worse. Being American at all, especially at times like this, is just embarassing.
AmeriKarens if you will
As an American I can confirm America is basically the Florida of the world.
4:50 they say great minds think alike 😂
Hey, at least he's actually being honest with his marketing this time
Jack : *says Germans separate Australians during October fest*
Me : *confused as balls* there's Australians in Germany? And they don't get to be with the Germans during a traditional German fest? Damn it...
They don't want us to out drink them
@@loganjay7634 😂😂😂 y'all drink more than the Germans?
@@jamestheskeleton122 On a good day, yes. And (for the most part) us Aussies will drink just about anything to get pissed. We dont care
@@loganjay7634 At least that's one things the emus can't beat you all at
@@katiathecake-lovingcat6912 I woudnt put it against them, there was a case of a pair of emus being banned from an outback pub that made national headlines
“I better do an English accent”
* does Irish accent *
One of the reasons you are my favorite narrator of emkay: you don't even you your own voice when voicing yourself
The first one probably doesn’t even know what a stick shift is
Thats pretty embarrassing 😂
Whats a stick shift
milk_boi your joking right?
@@pilingminglong9940 I know what a stick shift is, and I know basically nothing else about cars.
@@mememan69bruh24 no?
"let me do an English accent."
Does Irish accent instead.
Yes
His actual accent is closer to an English accent than his ‘English accent’
my friend is trying to play a complicated song on the ukulele but she doesn't even know what a g cord is
This random comment surrounded by normal ones gave me a good laugh
in my orchestra they want to play something popular but they can't even play a lullaby well
I cant remember the names of notes, but I can still sight read music while playing.
Same effect as my friend saying he is pro at pubg but has no clue what a DMR is
@@lestersmug11 oH wOw
Roses are red,
how dumb can you be?
*blind myself with a lamp for no reason part 3*
Roses are red
Someone's brain dropped on the floor
BLINDING MYSELF FOR NO REASON PART 4
"Oh Sorry but thats all the time we have for today,My name is Jack And I promise I will be back"
I'm crying with laughter from that poem
Roses are red
How dumb can you be
Blind myself with lamp for no reason
Part 3
XDXDXDXDXDXD
"I should do an English accent"
*Speaks in an Irish accent*
2:42 I love that there is the three things I love the most especially Doctor Who I'm kinda obsessed with Doctor Who
The eagle is not a Nazi symbol, although the Nazis used it, it a Roman symbol.
Both Nazi Germany and the US claimed to be modeled after Rome.
The Roman Empire fell after destroying itself, and most of the emperors got murdered due to internal conflicts on politics that, along with military force from other nations, led to the destruction of the Roman empire.
Jerry Gonzales true
@Jerry Gonzales cant argue with that
Daniel Ribeiro so...kinda like America is now?
@@danielribeiro1433 That might give hope to americans^^
I mean the murder part...
The virus: *exists*
Family: Hey lets do birthday party
As for we all want to die
Jack: I gotta do an English accent.
Also Jack: **Proceeds to do Irish accent**
“There’s a sucker born every minute.” -PT Barnum
The lady with the bible on her face, I've noticed that a lot of rules about masks in public mainly focus on "face coverings" and this is "technically" a "face covering", but yes, it does nothing to protect you, about like prayer.
Sounds like an effective “mask.” 🤷🏻♂️ do people actually believe that these masks stop COVID?
So is a Fursuit head so...
@@NPCSN Do people actually believe that you're a smart person?
The masks don't "stop" COVID, and they don't prevent you from catching COVID, they prevent you from SPREADING it (or at least lower your chances of spreading it).
And in a perfect world, this system would work because everybody would be intelligent to wear something as simple as a facemask, preventing/slowing down the spread, but then there are people like you - absolute fools who believe that every single government and scientist would lie about this.
Masks aren't even about stopping the virus, they are for slowing down the spread so that the medical communities aren't overwhelmed with patients.
@@xyz8460 That's about right. Masks aren't perfect. They're mainly for keeping the wearer from spreading it so much but relies on the wearer actually wearing it properly too. The whole goal is to slow the spread so medical facilities and staff aren't overwhelmed so that more people survive.
Clearly a mistake was made by admitting that masks are to keep others safe and not oneself...
The "english accent" pissed of half of Uk basically
@Andrew Davis guess I live in the ocean
11:18 a little historie lesson. The Photo u are seeing was shot while Hitler did a speech. This guy was a politician back before the second world War. He was big Member of Nsdap but fell in love with a Jewish Woman. Later the picture went viral back in the day and his wife was put into a KZ. So because he understood that Jewish People aren't bad he did this form of protesting.
Here in Russia, we call Karens "яжемать", which means "I am a MOTHER, I can do what i want"
I mean, you wouldn't tell your mother what to do right?
@@johannsanchocuevas7854 Oh yes, yes I would
He said he was going to do a British accent and did an Irish accent. That's a facepalm
I’m irish that is not even close to how the majority of the population sound, he sounded like an Americans interpretation of a leprechaun
Emkay: Uploads
Bots: Let me introduce myself
Yes they need to get banned
At first, when the "familiar symbol" was mentioned, i was like "d'uh, its about as american as it gets. Bald eagle, flag, some generic half-liner".
I am genuinely curious who saw that and the first association was nazis. Or maybe its because im not from the u.s.? To me, it just seems paranoid...
Here in the US, everything is kind of... falling apart. People find any excuse to attack others and it's just sad. People don't like Trump so they try to make him seem horrible. "Oh no, that looks like the Nazi symbol, he must be pro Nazi," even though the symbol was originally Roman. It's seriously messed up.
Flare Arrowwood I second this. People just keep escalating conflicts. Thankfully, that’s mostly the extremists and the ignorant. Most people are just taking everything in stride and living life as normally as possible. Full disclosure though, I’m a university student, so most of the crowd I’m around is made up of educated/motivated to learn/respectful individuals, so I might be hastily generalizing on how sane the majority is. But I think what gets projected to the rest of the world tends to be the worst of us. Then again, I guess that just sums up all groups of humans in conflict... the worst minority always stands out.
Sadly, in my country our media seems to be trying to incite a civil and race war. I don't care for Trump, but can admit that they over do their hate of him. The propaganda and the selfishness of our citizens for other citizens is distorting us.
Pudding ist lecker 😊
Eh, same bird, facing same direction in the same pose while standing on the same shape... I can see it.
For those saying that it's fine because the Nazis did not INVENT it: Try posing with a swastika ANYWHERE, that sucker was a symbol of good luck for a LONG time before Hitler got a hold of it, but now?
I am German and we don’t have an area branched off for Australians on Oktober fest
"not as cool as the serial killer but I'll try and get there some day"
I don't like where this is going
4:52 this is actually in no way related to the swastika. It's called an Aquila. It's a type of symbol that has been used as early as ancient rome. In fact there are many variations of it
Do you know, what aquila means??? It means eagle and is not the name of the whole symbol, but only of the animal being part of the symbol...
@@Ikller-xh7qq and there is many Aquila symbols similar to the nazi symbol that exist
It's also been the symbol of America before Germany was ever a country.
9:22 he tried to lock down the country. President Trump was calling for closed travel to and from China and Europe. Meanwhile Pelosi and Biden were calling him racist, and saying come hug a China man.
@@Operator_Mak Aquila is not the name of the symbol, but of the animal named eagle in english...It is just the translation of eagle in italian...
I think how many things he misinterprets is a facepalm in and of itself.
2:25 me, a Texan: 👁👄👁
Jack: time to do a English accent
Then dose a Irish accent
A Volkswagen key let’s me drive a Porsche? So what you’re saying is if I have a Jeep key, I’ll get to drive a DeLorean? Great Scott
Jack, one reason that the US doesn't have a free public health system is because every other free nation has it and America just wants to be the hipster in the back of the class trying to be different by hating things everyone else likes.
I can't tell if this is coming from an american or not.
Emkay join the dark side!
Me:noooo
Emkay:we have cookies!
Me:ok
Electric pool
Average people: oh no run!
Depressed and stupid people: im gonna jump right in!
"Jump in the line, fry your body in time!"
Some Potato well said
His “English” accent needs to be on r/facepalm
"Better do an English accent" - *does mangled Scot/Irish accent instead* FACEPALM. Also "pandemic on this global scale" another FACEPALM.
5:52 This is just our definition of Mike from the Monsters Inc. movie when he says to Randall, "If you're going to insult me, do it properly."
Roses are red
Schools make me sadder
People's IQ is going down
Like a train on a ladder
That's so mean.
Trains on ladders deserve more respect.
Asriel?
Never expected the ABSOLUTE GOD OF HYPER DEATH would be here
@@Biblically-Accurate-Jet I mean, we do have RUclips down here, and I like to watch Emkay. But it's understandable to be surprised to see a god on an Emkay video.
Asriel Dreemurr
Well at least your doing well
@@Biblically-Accurate-Jet Yeah! I've seen how bad y'all are having it out there. Hope you're doing good at least.