I remember when I first started teaching middle school and was up late one night while finishing my master’s degree, walking into my algebra class the morning . I turned to write on the SmartBoard and heard a bunch of whispers from my class of 37 and kids saying, should we tell her? Two of my girls raised their hands and said Mrs. D, um you missed a spot while flat ironing your hair. Emma has a flat iron in her locker and you know we can fix that before your next block. I froze. 😂 Gotta love 8th graders.
In a zoom call, my teacher said being at home with his kids and with us at the same time was too much. So one kid said, "how about you let us leave so you can go take care of your kids? Then we're both happy". If only it worked
Mine found out I was in a masters program. “Hey don’t you have homework to do tonight? Maybe you should let us watch a movie so you can do your own work”. .....impressive but nah lol
@Valentina Parra-Roca aw, as as a student I sometimes feel bad for the teachers and just bring in my assignments stay quiet etc in class because i don't want to stress you guys out on behalf of the disruptive students :
My teacher loves us She told us and I quote "It's easier working in front of kids because if I mess up you guys laugh but if I mess up in front of Mr mcburnie (our head teacher) he doesn't laugh" It's either she loves us because she got the quietest students and we all don't talk and do our homework in time and we're all really smart and honest Or we're just wholesome because every day of the week we bring in a bunch of flowers so now the counter is full of flower vases. We love school to be honest!
This was a true story: I wore a tuxedo to work (reference Jim’s fancy prank from the office). Then I see the kids and one blurts out, “Finally!! You got married!”
Wow. We never were asked such fun stuff in 3rd grade! Oh, my gosh! My teachers were so strict and serious! We had our reading groups, different levels, and we had to learn math (all 3rd grade stuff). We had to go up to the old chalk board, each one of us, to do problems. Nothing like being humiliated in front of your peers if you got it wrong! Yikes! Ok, where were u when I was a 3rd grader? ❤👏😘 I do remember my 6th grade teacher, fabulous lady! She gave me my nickname. She would read to us after lunch from a book, like Judy Blume ("Tales from a 5th grade Nothing" or "Fudge, "etc.or "A Wrinkle in Time" I recall.
I once had a kid come up to me in the hallway and declare, "Be sure to eat your mangoes. They prevent scurvy," and he walked away without another word.
I slept through my alarm *really* late one day and didn't have time to even put on makeup (they're lucky I brushed my teeth!) and all day the kids (high schoolers) were asking if I was sick. Feels great, guys, feels great...
Students are the most straightforward persons you're gonna meet and encounter everyday of your life. And it's sometimes right that even when they do and say embarrassing stuff, they still look cute forreal. 🤭😆
I wore a long silver necklace with a kind of tassel at the end one day. And a first grade boy told me “oh I love you necklace! It looks like worms!” That was a high compliment in his book. 😆
I worked 11 years as a kindergarten aide. I wish that I had come home every day and journaled about the funny things kids would say. I could have published a book....and be traveling the World!
Years ago, when I worked as a teacher aide in a kindergarten class, a five year old boy whispered in my ear while I sat at my desk. "You are a beautiful woman, and you are my love." The next day, he asked me how old I was. I said, "how old do you think I am?" He said, "25?" I said, "46".... He said, "oh my God!"
In the middle of a 9th grade English lesson and apropos of nothing, a student asked me with sincerity, "Can a turtle get AIDS?" The tone of the question told me he was not listening to anything I was saying, his mind was wandering and wandering, and that is what it wandered to. He was not being a smart ass or making a joke. He really wanted to know.
"row row row your boat gently down the stream" "THROW YOUR TEACHER OVERBOARD JUST TO HERE HER SCREAM" ok is this a hostage situation?....a civil war?.....maybe even a act of treason?
Good question. When I was in third grade we sang “Comet, makes your teeth turn green, Comet, tastes like kerosene…’ kids make it real every generation!
XD my preschoolers will try to touch my face and will ask: Miss Sarah, why do you have those ‘bug bites’ on your face? Bug bites....yeah that’s what they are
The tiny bits of handwriting and drawing you let us see shows me that my 7th graders are WOEFULLY behind on this handwriting thing.... (I'm a music teacher)
LOL :-D LOL Those were Great!!!! Thank you for that post. Kids are the funniest creatures on the planet! :-D I Loved the "Row Your Boat" version! Wish I'd've thought of it when I was a kid.
Teaching about presidents is always cool. I had a student in an 8-1-1 who asked what happens when a president dies before his term is up. They were learning about Lincoln in February. The adults were happy to see him ask a critical thinking question and saw he was absorbing and learning.
HI, that reminds me when I was teaching in Amazon forest, I used to be Portuguese composition teacher, 6th grade. Long hair. Once I was with this 30 teens, checking on an exercise at the teachers table; class was quiet writing a composition. Suddenly I heard the quietness, that was the sign for when they had done something wrong. I stood up and my hair got straignt from holding by a japonese stick . I held it and class laugh out loud. Teacher, one said, it is the second time he did it and you haven´t noticed." I stared at this 13 y.o. boy and shot him with my furious eyes. He replied. YOu´ve been changing your way to use your hair. I can´t get concentration this way. YOu have to keep same look everyday or I will not write a good story... and that was just the beggining...
My mom also taught in the Amazon but in Colombia she was the head of the Colombian history and geography area spent 5 years in the department of Amazons about 1 hour by plane from Bogota
Once I subbed HS band/orch. Needless to say kids all doing their own - loud- renditions of "practice/warmup" I asked what the lesson was....Stars & Stripes Forever. I said I wassnt given the score for that. Class said, "That's ok, we know it!". So...they played and I bluffed thru conducting, nice and loud. Were 't too purty, but we had fun!!
"Row row row your boat gently down the stream,"
"THROW YOUR TEACHER OVERBOARD JUST TO HEAR HER SCREAM
----Mrs. Smiths 3rd grade class 2020
“ What am I doing in a boat with you people?! Please throw me overboard!”
🤣🤣🤣
the saying is actually from a magic tree house book! i don’t remember which one though!
I'm not young and neither is that song.
@@ceceliathedachshund9669 OhhH!!!!!!! Thats so funny!!!
@@cathipalmer8217 LOL
“They’re soft as Roosevelt”
Kids are adorable😂
It’s roseable
Ikr
@@BrunetteNat no it’s not
@@sol534 yeha it is
@@BrunetteNat no it’s not, re watch the video it literally has captions there.
Kids are brutally honest about a teacher's fashion choices, no filter at all! 🤣😂🤣
They are!
I had my hair in a messy bun one day and one of my students asked in a concerned way, “Did your daddy do your hair today”? 😂😂😂
@Mrs. Reed
You scarily have the same name as my ‘Wellness’ teacher... hoping that’s not what you teach 😂
JustBeingMe no, I was a preschool teacher 😅
I know right!!!!! Btw I'm not a teacher and sometimes what the kids say is really hurt 〒_〒
My first graders used to count my gray hairs when I bent over to tie their shoes.
HA
Oh no... 🤣🤣 I feel bad aha I do that to my dad.., 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
:0
Lol
used to? did you kill them?
My kids even critique my choice of nail polish color, when I switch up from the norm. If you don't think they watch your every move...
We're stalkers
Yeah
Random A, Wiktoria K & Aesthetic_p...report to the office
@@joeycoco5396 lolololol
They loved my accessories. For some reason even the boys would grab them to look. And they found stockings fascinating lol
I remember when I first started teaching middle school and was up late one night while finishing my master’s degree, walking into my algebra class the morning . I turned to write on the SmartBoard and heard a bunch of whispers from my class of 37 and kids saying, should we tell her? Two of my girls raised their hands and said Mrs. D, um you missed a spot while flat ironing your hair. Emma has a flat iron in her locker and you know we can fix that before your next block. I froze. 😂 Gotta love 8th graders.
So..did they fix your hair?
Aw, that was considerate of them. Weird how they'd have a hair iron so readily on hand though. In my experience/perspective.
😂😭
Y'all got flat irons in your locker but forget your homework!?
37 kids in a math class? Damn!
In a zoom call, my teacher said being at home with his kids and with us at the same time was too much. So one kid said, "how about you let us leave so you can go take care of your kids? Then we're both happy". If only it worked
LOL
The same thing happend
Except we got 20 mins free
Lol, I wish my teachers were young enough to have kids that need to be taken care of
Haha I have a sweater that looks like a TV when it doesn't work too.
Me too 😆😆😆😆
@Hippie Dippy Unus or Annus?
Omg Same!
How do those kids even have TVs like that anymore lol
“the class is so cute”
all middle and high school teachers: “oh heck no”
that one teacher who loves everyone: “they’re the sweetest thing!”
Me. I am that one teacher.
the last one is the teacher who lets all the kids walk all over them and is so lenient but nobody likes at all
Mine found out I was in a masters program.
“Hey don’t you have homework to do tonight? Maybe you should let us watch a movie so you can do your own work”.
.....impressive but nah lol
😂😂
Is it fun being a teacher?
@Valentina Parra-Roca aw, as as a student I sometimes feel bad for the teachers and just bring in my assignments stay quiet etc in class because i don't want to stress you guys out on behalf of the disruptive students :
@@TahcoShell I would do that for the teachers who always seemed stressed out as well.
My teacher loves us
She told us and I quote "It's easier working in front of kids because if I mess up you guys laugh but if I mess up in front of Mr mcburnie (our head teacher) he doesn't laugh"
It's either she loves us because she got the quietest students and we all don't talk and do our homework in time and we're all really smart and honest
Or we're just wholesome because every day of the week we bring in a bunch of flowers so now the counter is full of flower vases. We love school to be honest!
"Two things... Do not call me Jessica..."
*Do not tell me to throw my coffee.*
*THROW IT NOW*
My kids didn't know my first name until June lol
This was a true story: I wore a tuxedo to work (reference Jim’s fancy prank from the office). Then I see the kids and one blurts out, “Finally!! You got married!”
I’m going into middle school, and now i’m starting to feel bad for my Elementary school teachers 😂
Wow how old are you?
I just finished middle school and am starting Highschool in September
Rudela Hsihyki nicee 😎
Annoula PJO i’m on 7th grade now and i feel so bad for my elementary teachers
Katie Culbreth 😛
The comment about her sweater looking like TV static oh my gosh!!! That was gold!🤣🤣🤣🤣
I got a drawing from two girls and they drew the scarf I had on as a huge hair bow... They mentioned, "... bows make you look younger"
Lol
You’re a kid, kids don’t drink coffee!
I had a friend in first grade who loved coffee
When I taught and had crossing guard duty, students K-5 sailed by me every morning with a Starbucks in hand and clutching a Starbuck's snack.
My sister started drinking coffee when she was only 3 because our grandma would give it to her.
catsinhouse I really hope that it was hot chocolate....
My grandma always gave me coffee when I was very young and so did my parents
I didn’t have friends 😢
Wow. We never were asked such fun stuff in 3rd grade! Oh, my gosh! My teachers were so strict and serious! We had our reading groups, different levels, and we had to learn math (all 3rd grade stuff). We had to go up to the old chalk board, each one of us, to do problems. Nothing like being humiliated in front of your peers if you got it wrong! Yikes! Ok, where were u when I was a 3rd grader? ❤👏😘
I do remember my 6th grade teacher, fabulous lady! She gave me my nickname. She would read to us after lunch from a book, like Judy Blume ("Tales from a 5th grade Nothing" or "Fudge, "etc.or "A Wrinkle in Time" I recall.
Miss. Smith is my favourite teacher on this channel! :)
Hahah for pjs day one student told me “isn’t that the same pjs you wore for last pj day?”
"yEAh, JeSsiCA! YoU NEeD tO tHRoW thAT oUt! -Mrs. Smith's class 2020
Oh man, those Roosevelt puns were the bomb!
Wasn't that cute?
I once had a kid come up to me in the hallway and declare, "Be sure to eat your mangoes. They prevent scurvy," and he walked away without another word.
I slept through my alarm *really* late one day and didn't have time to even put on makeup (they're lucky I brushed my teeth!) and all day the kids (high schoolers) were asking if I was sick. Feels great, guys, feels great...
Who else isn't a teacher but binge-watches these videos?
Lmaooo, I'm a Junior High student
When I was a kid my parents let my sisters and I drink coffee because it was part of the cultures they were raised in growing up.
See y'all in 4 years when this randomly in everyone's recommended
That rhyme was popular when I was in elementary school!! But it was, "and listen to her scream" instead.
It was popular in my girl scout days! And yes, we used the line, "and listen to her scream."
That one where it was like kids don’t drink coffee and ya throw that out Jessica was priceless
I haven’t worn a green dress again since my students told me I looked like a Christmas tree.
Oh the innocence of children 😂
Teacher: “a couple of questions what did I do to you”
Me: “I would answer that but we would be here all day”
I love how she’s so chill with this
Students are the most straightforward persons you're gonna meet and encounter everyday of your life. And it's sometimes right that even when they do and say embarrassing stuff, they still look cute forreal. 🤭😆
I wore a long silver necklace with a kind of tassel at the end one day. And a first grade boy told me “oh I love you necklace! It looks like worms!”
That was a high compliment in his book. 😆
Just love you! Best teacher these children have in their lives!
The row row row your boat was so funny!!😂😂😂
everybody gangster till you realise these kids have better drawing skills then you
I worked 11 years as a kindergarten aide.
I wish that I had come home every day and journaled about the funny things kids would say.
I could have published a book....and be traveling the World!
I absolutely love the part about don’t tell me to throw out my coffee lol 😂 you’re such a good teacher I admire you so much!
That row your boat song was too relatable 😂
Miss Smith, you're awesome! ❤❤❤👏👏👏Keep it up, sweetheart!
Years ago, when I worked as a teacher aide in a kindergarten class, a five year old boy whispered in my ear while I sat at my desk.
"You are a beautiful woman, and you are my love."
The next day, he asked me how old I was.
I said, "how old do you think I am?"
He said, "25?"
I said, "46"....
He said, "oh my God!"
My classmates always says do you have a pencil when they want one and the teacher says yes I do and it just gets awkward
Those kids are so wholesome with their costume choices.
Kids can either make you feel amazing abt yourself or absolutely horrible
Those kids really got in character! 😁
“Row row,row your boat,gently down the stream..throw your teacher overboard just to hear her scream!”
*i mean- i really wanna do that..*
As a future teacher I can't wait to have moments like this. 😂
" row row row your boat gently down the stream throw your teacher overboard just to hear her scream" was the best part XD
Okay gotta admit the coffee one is kinda clever and I will give that kid credit for being creative there! 👌
In the middle of a 9th grade English lesson and apropos of nothing, a student asked me with sincerity, "Can a turtle get AIDS?" The tone of the question told me he was not listening to anything I was saying, his mind was wandering and wandering, and that is what it wandered to. He was not being a smart ass or making a joke. He really wanted to know.
Haha
I love how honest kids are no matter what😂
*You can the the pain through her smiles*
Imagine if the kids she teaches saw this- 😂😂😂
My school for the juniors did the same thing this year. I love it 🥰
“Don’t throw out my coffee”
Me : I don’t throw out my coffee, COFFEE IS LIFE
1:04 I love how they made that song 😌
The drawlings are amazing!! What age do you teach? ❤️
Fun fact.....Minnie in Disneyland has a specific princess dress that she wears at the fairytale hall in fantasyland
"row row row your boat gently down the stream"
"THROW YOUR TEACHER OVERBOARD JUST TO HERE HER SCREAM"
ok is this a hostage situation?....a civil war?.....maybe even a act of treason?
Good question. When I was in third grade we sang “Comet, makes your teeth turn green, Comet, tastes like kerosene…’ kids make it real every generation!
BAHAHAHA, A hotdog, a donut, coffee and batgirl, scare Mr. Smith! “Throw you teacher off the boat just to here her scream”
Little kids are so funny! Till middle school! Loved your video!
Where has this channel been? This is my path to sanity during this perpetual lockdown!
You nailed this video, Jessica! 😂👍🏼
1960 We sang "Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Throw your teacher overboard and listen to her scream."
Loved when they called youJessica and told you to throw your coffee out. Lol.
"row row row your boat gently down the stream throw your teacher overboard just to hear her scream" I am dying
The teacher: what did I do to you
Me: PULLED MY STICK WHEN I DIDN’T KNOW THE ANSWER
Yes we love our children keeps repeating and coffee helps us dearly for sure.
I think I could become a teacher just to have these laughs lol 😂
That Row your boat rhyme was something I heard in fourth grade nearly forty years ago
As a student I can confirm all of her students have enough knowledge to go to Harvard
1:07 had me wheezing at 4 AM lmao
My student asked me " miss why your arm so wiggly🤦♀️😭"
that it i must go back to the gym 😩
Lol! As a middle school teacher I give it to yall elementary school teachers🤣🤣
Her: My class is so cute 💕
My teacher: My students are relentless spawns of satan.
*Glances at me*
XD my preschoolers will try to touch my face and will ask: Miss Sarah, why do you have those ‘bug bites’ on your face?
Bug bites....yeah that’s what they are
We sang that row your boat version in the 70's...it's been around :D
I teach high school. Will never ask their opinion!
At co-op with homeschool kids, took my glasses off to wipe them off “you look much better in glasses”. Umm thank you?
The tiny bits of handwriting and drawing you let us see shows me that my 7th graders are WOEFULLY behind on this handwriting thing.... (I'm a music teacher)
This is the best teacher.
Don’t mess with coffee ☕️, Amen sister. You rock🤘🏼
The Halloween drawings, I did that as a kid to! I probably drew something weird lol
Ahahahha this lady cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣😭
The thing about the coffee cracked me up!
LOL :-D LOL Those were Great!!!! Thank you for that post. Kids are the funniest creatures on the planet! :-D I Loved the "Row Your Boat" version! Wish I'd've thought of it when I was a kid.
This was so funny! Kids are such a hoot! Everyday at work they always make me laugh. 😄
I will never look at row row row your boat ever again....kids are hilariously clever
Teaching about presidents is always cool. I had a student in an 8-1-1 who asked what happens when a president dies before his term is up. They were learning about Lincoln in February. The adults were happy to see him ask a critical thinking question and saw he was absorbing and learning.
LOL! I could watch that all day long!
"I love them"
Aweeeeeee
Adults: Jessica your a kid no coffee
Jess: 2 things, Dont call me jesssica and DONT MAKE ME THROW OUT MY COFFEE
Me: Laughing
I don’t have to flat iron or talk about my teacher’s fashion sense because he wears the same style every day and he’s bald
HI, that reminds me when I was teaching in Amazon forest, I used to be Portuguese composition teacher, 6th grade. Long hair. Once I was with this 30 teens, checking on an exercise at the teachers table; class was quiet writing a composition. Suddenly I heard the quietness, that was the sign for when they had done something wrong. I stood up and my hair got straignt from holding by a japonese stick . I held it and class laugh out loud. Teacher, one said, it is the second time he did it and you haven´t noticed." I stared at this 13 y.o. boy and shot him with my furious eyes. He replied. YOu´ve been changing your way to use your hair. I can´t get concentration this way. YOu have to keep same look everyday or I will not write a good story... and that was just the beggining...
He's not good with any distraction or anything that's new lol!
My mom also taught in the Amazon but in Colombia she was the head of the Colombian history and geography area spent 5 years in the department of Amazons about 1 hour by plane from Bogota
The Row Your Boat rhyme isn't new. I sang that growing up. I ranks right up there with "Trick or treat, smell my feet"
🤣😂🤣 as a retired teacher, now I can laugh!!
“Mom?”
Once I subbed HS band/orch. Needless to say kids all doing their own - loud- renditions of "practice/warmup" I asked what the lesson was....Stars & Stripes Forever. I said I wassnt given the score for that. Class said, "That's ok, we know it!". So...they played and I bluffed thru conducting, nice and loud. Were 't too purty, but we had fun!!