If it were Jenny Clarkson rather than one Jeremy Clarkson she'd be punish. Joys of the middle east. No wonder the Christians have been forced to flee enmasse.
He misread it, in truth, the mx-5 will be the saviour of our generations, showing up as a herald of the end times and eventually granting us our salvation in heaven.
Lol, I left The Bland Tour for new post-Clarkson Top Gear and never looked back. Maybe the first two or three season of post-Clarkson Top Gear is not favourable, but it has been doing great since then.
I just love how they call Jeremy boring for getting an MX 5. The task was to get a roadster. May got an automatic, Hammond got a front wheel drive, Clarkson was the only one who got it right, wasn't he
The mx-5 is pretty boring tbh. It's also an obvious choice. You could have definitely got a better z3 for mx5 money when this was filmed. The fiat is one of the most expensive cars in that episode. At the time you could have got a boxster for the same money the fiat's were going for!
@@jamesbaxter904 Mx-5 boring? Possibly you never had one, a 900kg rear wheel drive more boring than an automatic? I don't think so, more boring than a front wheel drive? I do not think so
Clarkson may be an absolute bafoon- but he was a damn good presenter, so maybe the BBC should've considered whether they would do more harm to Clarkson or the Show when they "got rid" of him.
@@starguy321 and they never EVER considered how annoying and full of shit THEY WERE, only that it's someone else's fault that they're complete assholes who are unwilling to recognize that. If they're anything like the wealthy British that migrate here, they probably deserved it.
Underdose your watermarks are annoying? That's not constructive criticism, that's bitching. Constructive criticism would go like this. You do not own the video, please take your watermark off BBC property else I shall report you for infringement. So stop bitching and do something if it really 'annoys' you.
PS3GameProductions thats not constructive criticism either. That's a threat. Constructive criticism would be telling him that they are distracting and maybe even going as far as to suggest an alternative for the water mark or saying remove them in general.
Oh man I just loved the details in this show. For example in this episode in this episode, during the drag race, James May screaming "schnell". It's just perfect.
I reaaaally liked Hammond's Fiat. The interior was beautiful, as was the exterior. Now during spring, some of those emerge from their hibernation here in Germany, and they are a pleasant change from the usual boring hatchbacks and SUVs one gets used to.
luvr381 well, thats why they went there in the first place, for car football. But those pussies got butthurt over a number plate and forced them out the country.
@@SATANwho-preachGospel-of-chaos What do you mean? There are still several militant groups fighting against the Syrian regime as well as each other. The war is not over, and as such Syria remains as dangerous as it’s been for the past decade.
"Bored at the Border" is an Aussie Ultimate frizbee game called "Stubbie guts". Everyone has their beer, if it gets knocked over, you drink. If the disk you throw doesn't make it to the line of empty beers, the thrower drinks. If the disc is caught on the full, the entire throwing team drinks
If there is no data to suggest that the star of Bethlehem was a star or comet, then a star appearing for a one time show and then disappearing could quite possibly have been a supernova. But I'm guessing that astronomers would have *also* thought about that and would have already deboonked it by now.
@@toomanyneutrons Ah yes... The conjunction that I wanted to see but it was cloudy every single night of it... Exactly the same with comet Neowise, cloudy every night and I missed it... I swear to God, we could have "Once in a lifetime clouds" and the sky would be clear the whole time for me...
@@BradTheThirdare you old enough to have seen Halleys Comet ? It was up there for weeks. Night after night..... It came to the stsge you wouldnt even look up
"Concrete, a piece of wood and a glove." What I wouldn't give to be able to experience the global adventures these lovable putzes and their crew have had.
These guys are the original Three Stooges British comedy car shows, cars that look like trains, flying Caravans, to Drifting bendy buses. Top that new guys
In the white picture with the chapter description, which also says "This video was compiled by [...]", the information is missing: „The entire video material was stolen from the BBC...“ 😉
I'm actually surprised that Clarkson physically fit in the Miata. I'm smaller than him and found it a tight fit when I test drove one back in 1989 and hard/removable top one a year ago.
They didn't give James a fake name with his dental hygienist identity. Jeremy was Balthazar, Hammond was Casper, and I'm quite partial to Rupert for May
Jezza's genius truly knows no bound. Concrete, a piece of wood and a glove
No that’s the entry level test of the Mazda Miata owners club
he could be the second coming. think of the initials
that sounds like a little project i tried building in my bedroom when i was younger 😅
@@richardendresz161it’s an MX-5.
@@jazzingpanda3190MX5, or Miata as it's called in America
I just realized that they are driving the vehicular axis powers. Japan Germany Italy.
Can you name the Italian car tho lol I'm terrible with the knowledge about Italian cars
@@Lil96millie fiat barchetta
@@Lil96millie fiat barchetta
Yes they are cars but Isreal dont ban mercury and BMWs now do they?
ITALY!
I love that game they're playing at the border. Something so simple and cheap and yet provided genuine excitement and fun.
1 Bottle Bowling.
Such a simple activity can bring us all together
@@johna.5293 👍🏽
Americans should have tried that instead of killing 1 million Iraqis, might have won the hearts and minds
Its as valid a sport as football or car racing.
That desert conversation by the fire and the hookah pipes had me weak...LMAO
Jeremy: "Think of the initials" James: " I think it takes more then that"
James is excellent at throwing stuff
Especially out of a car
@@mntsam1930 suspiciously skilled with the dildo throw
Hammond should have been in the z3. Nobody knows more about dental hygiene than he does.
No body on planet earth wants to own a Z car
@@alphabravo1060 i do lol
@@alphabravo1060 nissan or bmw? the former is for 16 year olds, the latter is for 61 year olds
@@alphabravo1060 not even the z1 with the disappearing doors?
@@nikolassilos_6227 both the bmw and Nissan z cars are legendary in their own right
I'm in a constant state of forgetting that Clarkson's first name is Jezza, and not "Infantile pillock"
It’s a damn shame that this episode would be impossible to recreate now, due to ISIS and the Syrian Civil War.
They used the same footage of dudes smiling through the bars for both the frisbee thing AND the doughnuts
and the guards looking over
I just noticed that too. Well done.
Suppose those dudes followed them around
Yea the editors got really lazy on that one.
Yh noticed that too maybe thats why they didnt keep it in lol
James' special night = his girlfriend's birthday. In typical fashion, he forgot.
Hahah doing donuts at a border crossing in the Middle East. You got to love Clarkson
I seen a few cars doing stunts at a border crossing area due to long queing
If it were Jenny Clarkson rather than one Jeremy Clarkson she'd be punish. Joys of the middle east. No wonder the Christians have been forced to flee enmasse.
@ellis holden he is saying women do not have equal rights in the Islamic world
@@Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg you act like western people love middle easterns and welcome them warmly when they're around
Gotta love whoever writes the script*
Nobody:
Jeremy Clarkson when a grasshopper lands in his MX-5:
*I am a God.*
Jezza may indeed be the second coming
You can't disprove that😂
MX-5
He misread it, in truth, the mx-5 will be the saviour of our generations, showing up as a herald of the end times and eventually granting us our salvation in heaven.
@@kkon5ti Oop yeah MX5
Not by astronomy you can't!
Man this was the greatest show ever
The Grand Tour is now!
Was
*Cries*
Hammond wins a drag race, Top Gear cuts it.
based
Dude had a Kurdish independence flag they couldn't keep it
@@AlLiberali it's literally Iraqi Kurdistan flag
Funny that he won the drag race in the Africa Special, and they cut it too.
Its really tragic how so many of these places and people no longer survive today
To be fair, they went in the height of the war. If anything it should technically be safer now. Dunno if its true, but one would think.
@@Amm17ar This was pre-Arab Spring though. Syria in particular has lost a bunch of monuments between now and 2009/2010.
@@karlosbricks2413 Yeah true.
no they didnt they went before the syrian civil war began@@Amm17ar
If you think about it the chances are fairly low that most people in this video died in the arab spring
Even this deleted scenes are way better then any episodes of new top gear
💯
Your mum's better than new top gear
@@borris3768 what a nice compliment!
@@borris3768My mum is dead so its a valid comparison :)
Lol, I left The Bland Tour for new post-Clarkson Top Gear and never looked back. Maybe the first two or three season of post-Clarkson Top Gear is not favourable, but it has been doing great since then.
I’m a dental hygienist and I had a Z3 when I was 16... so Clarkson’s remark seems incredibly accurate.
You had a Z3 when you were 16? How wealthy are your parents?
So now you are 53 years old ?
Michael Campbell old z3s are cheap af, cheaper than a few months of a corsa on finance and you can own the entire z3 forever ;)
We're you as cross with it as James was by the end of it all?
The best Z3 was the Z3 M , a hybrid between the Z3 and E46 M3
I just love how they call Jeremy boring for getting an MX 5. The task was to get a roadster. May got an automatic, Hammond got a front wheel drive, Clarkson was the only one who got it right, wasn't he
Roadster means convertible which they all got
@@justrelaxxxxx Yeah that's probably what the linguistic definition is
The mx-5 is pretty boring tbh. It's also an obvious choice. You could have definitely got a better z3 for mx5 money when this was filmed. The fiat is one of the most expensive cars in that episode. At the time you could have got a boxster for the same money the fiat's were going for!
@@jamesbaxter904 Mx-5 boring? Possibly you never had one, a 900kg rear wheel drive more boring than an automatic? I don't think so, more boring than a front wheel drive? I do not think so
@@enr-7759 I still have one... Up your car game and you'll no doubt realise how boring it is.
7:36 Gotta love the way they teleport from a desert to the middle of a city when James chimes in. Barely noticeable in the editing that one!
That's also the style of Edgar Wright.
the uploader of this clip did that to shorten it. its not like that in the show.
Anybody else thought they were going to eat donuts
Shaun Gurs i was disappointed
You clearly are not a veteran top gear viewer 😁
* doughnuts
I am on a diet, so yes, I thought doughnuts. Caramal icing or apple fritters.
seriously YES !!! cake-chOc-glaze + crull'er sucha disappOintme'nt
When Hammond told Clarkson "I hate you more when you are bored" perfect
If you listen closely you can hear Jeremy's genius.
I was waiting for James to say “Buffeting” at some point during the drag race.
*Race starts*
James : ohh cmon 😥.....useless ! 😡 Stilt !! 😠 Hollow victory .... meaningless 😑
@Robert McGuire i believe schnel means Quickly or faster. Nein means no
@@AnthroGearhead the emojis ruined it
@@novemberdelta1282 not my choice is there
A piece of concrete, wood and a glove.
That's the most Jeremy fix I've ever seen.
Probably the smartest I've ever seen Jeremy along with him fixing a break light.
Grand Tour ad on a Top Gear video. Perfection.
Clarkson may be an absolute bafoon- but he was a damn good presenter, so maybe the BBC should've considered whether they would do more harm to Clarkson or the Show when they "got rid" of him.
Never left the BBC....
Nothing changed, it wAs an arrangement
He assaulted a producer, he had to be fired. I know producers at the BBC, they all agree they couldn’t work for someone who may punch them
@@starguy321 Fer sure, 'talk' is one thing, but he crossed the line by 'laying hands' on someone.
@@starguy321 and they never EVER considered how annoying and full of shit THEY WERE, only that it's someone else's fault that they're complete assholes who are unwilling to recognize that. If they're anything like the wealthy British that migrate here, they probably deserved it.
your watermarks are really annoying just a bit of constructive criticism
Watermark on footage they do not own
Underdose your watermarks are annoying? That's not constructive criticism, that's bitching. Constructive criticism would go like this. You do not own the video, please take your watermark off BBC property else I shall report you for infringement.
So stop bitching and do something if it really 'annoys' you.
PS3GameProductions thats not constructive criticism either. That's a threat. Constructive criticism would be telling him that they are distracting and maybe even going as far as to suggest an alternative for the water mark or saying remove them in general.
nobody cares
O G That’s obviously and evidently not true.
"Think of the initials" fucking Clarkson kek
"kek" REEEEEEEEEEE
based kekster
I think the men in Turkey has reinvented the game of ultimate frisbee
The lads in southeast turkey are fucking madmen
It was a disc golf disc though, so not really.
@@emielderieck theyre still on some weird shit
Couple of packs of cold ones and enough people could make that cheap game a hell of a good time
Simplistic brilliance
Oh man I just loved the details in this show. For example in this episode in this episode, during the drag race, James May screaming "schnell". It's just perfect.
They are really the coolest guys on Earth
When one of them isnt punching assistants at least.
@@treyjetson5320 ya don’t forget a man’s Coffee.
@Trey Jetson 😂 funny not funny lol I guess you don't know the whole story 😂
Well James' interpretation of the bible is quite something.
I think it's allegorical
It was a temporary star
That fireplace is magical. Love that scene.
I reaaaally liked Hammond's Fiat. The interior was beautiful, as was the exterior. Now during spring, some of those emerge from their hibernation here in Germany, and they are a pleasant change from the usual boring hatchbacks and SUVs one gets used to.
3 Years later an even more SUVs drive around... It came to the point that my Golf 4 Variant sticks out of the mess of big cars xD
How on earth didn't you go with carcasm? :D
Kaergaard what a memelord- way to trigger the masses
or sarcarsm
I think that every time I watch one of this channels videos
Same!
I accidentally read cargasm
Amazing to think that most of that region descended into the civil war going on today shortly after this was filmed
Iraq civil war ended in 2019 at the latest
Jeremy figured out how to solve middle east problems, maybe he should try that in Argentina.
luvr381 well, thats why they went there in the first place, for car football. But those pussies got butthurt over a number plate and forced them out the country.
well, he tried, but the locals were much more interested in a licenseplate
has to wait at customs, leaves roof down in turkish heat
polar special wasn't a cheap car challenge though
@@RWoody1995 I mean it was cold anyways without ac
Deen eus air conditioning isn’t just cold air
Nobody ever said they were rocket scientists 😁
Why'd they cut that out😂 divorced florist, dental hygienist and a pasty salon owner🤣🤣
It’s a damn shame that this episode would be impossible to recreate now, due to ISIS and the Syrian Civil War.
@@SATANwho-preachGospel-of-chaos
What do you mean? There are still several militant groups fighting against the Syrian regime as well as each other. The war is not over, and as such Syria remains as dangerous as it’s been for the past decade.
The star was actually 2 planets nearly aligned, so as to be brighter than the other stars. Still works with the Bible
Oh. I like the bit when Jezza invents swimming.
The golden age of Top Gear.
I think this video is compiled by CarSarcasmTV YT channel
What makes you say that?
And owned by BBC lol
"Bored at the Border" is an Aussie Ultimate frizbee game called "Stubbie guts". Everyone has their beer, if it gets knocked over, you drink. If the disk you throw doesn't make it to the line of empty beers, the thrower drinks. If the disc is caught on the full, the entire throwing team drinks
"Think of the initials"... which kinda explains a lot about Jeremy!
If there is no data to suggest that the star of Bethlehem was a star or comet, then a star appearing for a one time show and then disappearing could quite possibly have been a supernova. But I'm guessing that astronomers would have *also* thought about that and would have already deboonked it by now.
One theory was the conjunction of planets, like we had with Jupiter and Saturn a couple years ago. Makes a light that resembles a bright star.
@@toomanyneutrons Ah yes... The conjunction that I wanted to see but it was cloudy every single night of it... Exactly the same with comet Neowise, cloudy every night and I missed it... I swear to God, we could have "Once in a lifetime clouds" and the sky would be clear the whole time for me...
@@BradTheThirdare you old enough to have seen Halleys Comet ? It was up there for weeks. Night after night..... It came to the stsge you wouldnt even look up
@@daneenmurf1043 No, I just missed it. I'll be in my late 60's when it comes back. That will be quite a poignant momnet.
@@BradTheThird i wont be around then but tell it i said hello
This video was compiled by OKAY OKAY WE GET IT YOU COMPILED THE VIDEOS.
how he rigged up that car makes me think of the time i used a yogurt cup, a piece of paper and tape to hold down my ram stick when the clip broke.
I love the night stay scene. Just loved it.
"Concrete, a piece of wood and a glove." What I wouldn't give to be able to experience the global adventures these lovable putzes and their crew have had.
‘This is one of the places that are left in the world that are just amazing as you though they’d be when you were 9’
This is why I love middle eastern people, they allow u to do stuff like this
I cannot believe that damn Fiat was almost bullet proof . And for sure the Mazda wasn't ..LOL
I swear, Richard's Hair and Height can make him look like a young Napoleon.
FANTASTIC stuff... thanks, subbed
7:09 sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger passing a kidney stone
Yo the border game they were playing actually looks like a nice way to pass the time.
putting a copyright like u own this🤦🏼♂️
I genuinely wonder how a convertible Nissan 350Z, Porsche Boxster, and Honda S2000 would have fared
To long transitions I would not share with my friends for that reason
Ok Yarub Albeloshi no one cares
Medo Gabr I beg to differ
Yarub Albeloshi show me someone that cares you stupid fuck
Medo Gabr You have to take my word for it
Medo Gabr a lot of people including me are mad at thi
7 adverts in an 11 minute video? Why?
your fault for not using an adblocker
M ad blocker on an iPhone? Please show me how.
Watch it on safari not RUclips app then there’s no adverts unless one at the start which you can just refresh and it goes to the video
He has a contract with AdBlock
@@tokirak Yep, I use it so no problems.
I use a PC not an iPhone, as I don't have one, nor want one.....:)
This episode was one of the reasons I got a Z3 (manual not automatic however) so far the best car I’ve ever owned and absolutely glorious to drive
James May really is a wise man. I agree with his allegorical take on scriptures
It could be a comet that appears every 10,000 years
My guy, you had the perfect opportunity to name your channel Carcasm, but you blew it.
I had no idea so many of these scenes were cut!
My first experience with TG was through the DVD's which have directors cuts
"You know, sometimes James you really are... ridiculous"
i get the feeling this was compiled by car sarcasm. jesus, we get it
These guys are the original Three Stooges British comedy car shows, cars that look like trains, flying Caravans, to Drifting bendy buses. Top that new guys
That last clip makes me want a hammer with that "WWJCD" saying printed on it.
The chapter name durations were too short. You could have streched them to a few hours
In the white picture with the chapter description, which also says "This video was compiled by [...]", the information is missing:
„The entire video material was stolen from the BBC...“ 😉
"Concrete, a piece of wood and a glove"
That's what she said
“My car was the lightest, but then I filled that door with sand”
I really wish they hadn’t cut the donut scene, really nice sound from the mx5 and quite funny
Okay but why did you put 5 seconds title for every clip? it ruins my brain functions
Don't know what you mean by deleted, maybe outside of U.K/U.S
why didn't they include this banter? It would have made it feel so much less scripted!
hey just a quick question where can I watch top gear other the BBC player because it works only in the UK
WHYYYY ARE YOU DOING THIS AGAIN
Flashback to Doughnuting in the Border
1:52 Perfectly Shows People as Spicies
2:13 these are all grown men play with a bottle and a frisbee, boys will always be boys xD
I'm actually surprised that Clarkson physically fit in the Miata. I'm smaller than him and found it a tight fit when I test drove one back in 1989 and hard/removable top one a year ago.
At 0:15
Richard looking like Mr. O’hare air out here
holy shit
why did you put that transition between each clip
They need to make a secondary tv show that only shows all the down time, deleted scenes, and everything in between with these 3 dudes 😂😂👌
Really wish this was in the actual show, not just a deleted scene
Iirc, the DVD release have all these deleted scenes in it.
"i hate you more when you're bored" 😂😂
I love the NB miata. That was my first LS swap
How much i would've given to be just sit there with them while they rambled on about the mystical star and all.
How did i not see these i had it on dvd around the time it released
Love Top Gear, these were great. Was just wondering though, who compiled this video?
Does anyone know who compiled this video? It isn't very clear.
I think this video might of been compiled by CarSarcasmTv not really sure though
How can you watermark content that’s not even yours
The bored at the border should have been kept. Its a great scene of human beings playing a simple game.
One more time, who was this video compiled by?
I can see the news headlines now Orangutan gets arrested for Hooning in Customs.
They didn't give James a fake name with his dental hygienist identity. Jeremy was Balthazar, Hammond was Casper, and I'm quite partial to Rupert for May
If they just posted all the raw video I’d be happy