What Your Tekken 8 Mains Says About You
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
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The Black Hokage hilarious roast of every member of the Tekken 8. In this Tekken8 video you can expect the jokes to fly at Reina and all other characters as well. Just don't expect to see high level gameplay, story mode, a review, online, the final boss, the full game, combos, the ost, all the endings, all the cutscenes, a guide, ranked, tips, customization, supers, Tekken 7 and a tier list.
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I waited 16 minutes 30 seconds to get called a bitch and I laughed with joy.
Your not alone
Same🤣
Straight up
I waited for 21 minutes & 40 seconds to be told the same thing & died laughing.
I waited exactly 0 seconds and was suprised to hear 0 comments about 3 bar wifi 🤣
Fun fact Xiaoyu actually speaks Japanese for some reason. Despite being incredibly CHINESE 😂
She got Jin on speed dial and lives in Japan. Hella Chinese though.
Fun fact: She went to a Japanese school and is surrounded by Japanese people. So she has absolutely no reason (or desire) to speak Mandarin or Cantonese. Feng doesn't speak much, but he does speak Mandarin occasionally. It's not an oversight or anything, seeing as every other character speaks their native language. Xiaoyu speaking Japanese is a key part of her storyline.
Probably grew up in Japan and had to learn the language. She does attend a rich Japanese school.
@@Kinos141 born in China but raised/grew up in Japan indeed.
If anything, The Tekken team should update her character profile of Nationality from China into China(living/studying in Japan)
Not that lars a Swedish character speaks Japanese?
Yoshi mains do not concern themselves with winning. It's all about partying hard.
The only way to have fun playing Tekken is to play Yoshi and cause mayhem
It's not about winning, it's about ruining someone's day 😂
Frfr i be msking people laugh with it
@@MonkeyBobist me with competitive yugioh. 😅🤣🤣
Let’s give ‘em hell, fellas. Yoshi mains, unite!
0:05 Law
0:48 Nina
1:42 King
2:26 Jin
3:08 Paul
4:08 Jack
5:02 Jun
6:09 Xiaouyu
6:59 Lars
7:42 Leroy
8:32 Asuka
8:47 Lili
9:36 Bryan
10:15 Hworang
11:17 Claudio
12:08 Azucena
12:54 Raven
13:46 Leo
14:31 Steve
15:42 Kuma
16:31 Yoshimitsu
16:37 Shaheen
17:19 Dragunov
18:09 Feng
18:48 Panda
19:56 Lee
20:49 Alisa
21:37 Victor
21:44 Zafina
22:35 Reina
23:37 Devil Jin
23:43 Kazuya
Like for your main
Mans put in work on this comment👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
thank u, the stupid uploader cant put tags in his video
Ummm also the Lili joke falls flat bc it's pronounced LeeLee
As a kazuya main. 🖕🏽 I’m taking my sigma self else where
Askua mains are MIA between Jun and Reina.
So basically... You play tekken, then you got problems 💀💀
Sounds about right
Yup
I'm dying at the Yoshimitsu comment.
Bruh I’m crying I was waiting patiently too
Me to and I main him
@@snakelikeme me too
We just don't try to win. We try to finnish the fight in a cool way😂
and the Victor comment……….and the Devil Jin comment🤣🤣🤣🤣
African American Uzumaki Barrage is gonna be my new gamer tag 😂
Shit goes hard 😂
Raven weebs unite! 💀
I will not tolerate this King slander sir. “It’s still real to me!” 😂
We getting the tag team out for this one!
Catch wrestling is very real though, see what Sakuraba did to the Gracie Family.
wwe might be fake but wrestling is not.
He was on point with that Mucha lucha one
Let's see what Lil Majin has to say about that. Lol
I play Asuka and I legitimately thought there was something in the netcode that disabled mirror matches. Took over 300 matches to run into another one.
If she's not a new spammy character, or Kazuya / Jin, she ain't being played much. Tekken 8 players love playing poster characters, and Asuka simply ain't one.
@@nu4473 more like the fact they nerfed her so bad in T8 while making Jun a better Asuka.
Iv been playing since launch and only ran into 2 asukas 😭 much love. From another asuka player
I’ve only played 2 or 3 mirror matches with Asuka and she’s my main lol. It seems she’s not that popular😢
@@Zenressit's due to Jun being so op, therefore being a better Asuka. When balance patches hit Asuka mains who opted for Jun will come back,just you wait
Holy fuck that Yoshi comment deadass made me choke on my water
That Xiaoyu one sounded personal. He on dem femboys head!😂
Kinda called us Asuka mains out. We're a rare breed, but we're loyal.
True.
Facts
yeeeer
There are dozens of us!
Asuka main here!
Aye you got me with the Yoshimitsu one lmfao
I don't play Xiaoyu, but she does indeed speak Japanese. She's obviously Chinese though.
she speak Japanese cuz she went to a Japanese school
idk how a man named “lee chaolan” is japanese 😭😭
heihachi adopted him so it's possible his ethnicity is actually chinese but he grew up and lives in japan (similar to xiaoyu)@@ggrogan
lee is adopted by heihachi and therefore speaks japanese and ling works for heihachi in japan so idk, they chinese but live in jaapan ig so they speak japanese@@ggrogan
Lars is Swedish and Alisa is Russian, but both speak Japanese also. The entire game revolves around a japanese family, so of course many of the people they know are at or related to Japan.
Maining Hwoarang is for the power Bottoms 💪
Baybeeeee!
Who hurt you 😂
@@Co2Ultraspider 😭😭😭
I'll wear my crown on my ass then ig 😂😂😂
More like the hwoarang mains smashed you
Showing this to all my Yoshi Main friends
based
My actual dumb reasons for my mains:
Hwoarng- You saw his model in the arcade for Tekken 5 and thought his spiky hair and goggles made him look like a Digimon protagonist, and spammed his machine gun kicks to get to the final boss with 0 skill.
Lili- You saw that her fighting style is "street fighting" and thought you'd be unique by using a character without a traditional martial arts moveset, only to find out all her moves were taken from gymnastics, but got too invested in her combos to change to someone else.
Claudio- You waited 9 games (counting tag and tag 2) for us to get a freakin' Italian, and when we finally get one, he has the power of God and anime on his side, and just so happens to have an outfit that slightly resembles that oc you made back in high school.
that paul roast was VERY specific. care to elaborate mr black hokage?
This video makes me wonder what character this dude plays😂
On God 😂😂
He's a Steve main
Gotta be Raven, just look at his username
@@treehann Nope.
@@ocean_punk1206yes
If you play Jun - Calls us boring but then goes into great detail on how crazy we are.
It's exactly how she is. Nice and perfect on the outside. Devil on the down low.
As a Victor main it’s completely valid since I got the platinum 1 day after the release by brutally touching my opponents with my knife, gun, and sword
You got the what?
What did Yoshi do to you?!? 😂😂😂
😂
He knows what he did
That ub 1+2 got him
The trolls be too strong
Or Victor
I speak for us Asuka mains when I say we don't exist, our souls have been gone since T6 when our main lost any relevance she could have had, only our bodies remain satiated only by Asuka being playable and that's it
Fucking facts
:C
I really waited that long for the Yoshimitsu one RIP
Bro I expected some comments of how funny or annoying or cool he is , nah he just used simple words xd
Bro legit must routinely get wrecked by Yoshimitsu, Devil Jin and Victor lmao. Anyways, this video is on point. Especially the Alisa mains, I've yet to face one online that didn't have TTV in their damn name.
I don’t 😭
He got Psycho crushed LOL
He ain’t have to be so spot on about us Lars mains outside of theater class 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro had bars in that Lili portion
Shoutout to the Lars mains 😆
⚡️🕺⚡️🕺 What's up, yo?
🙋🏻♂️
my boy was good yo?
Bro got us 😂
Got it. Yoshi, Victor and Devil Jin. The boys that run a train on your ass in every PvP and rank match.
I main Victor, my mom mains Yoshimitsu. I guess that makes me a "bitchy son of a bitch" 😂
LAW: 0:06
NINA: 0:50
KING: 1:45
JIN: 2:28
PAUL: 3:11
JACK-8: 4:09
JUN: 5:04
XIAOYU: 6:11
LARS: 7:01
LEROY: 7:45
ASUKA: 8:33
LILI: 8:49
BRYAN: 9:37
HWOARNG: 10:18
CLAUDIO: 11:18
ASUCENA: 12:10
RAVEN: 12:56
LEO: 13:48
STEVE FOX: 14:33
KUMA: 15:44
YOSHIMITSU: 16:33
SHAHEEN: 16:38
DRAGUNOV: 17:21
FENG: 18:10
PANDA: 18:50
LEE: 19:58
ALISA: 20:50
VICTOR: 21:39
ZAFINA: 21:45
REINA: 22:36
DEVIL JIN: 23:38
KASUYA: 23:46
Me: Laid off in mid January
Hokage: Lili mains are unemployed.
Me: Guess I play Lili now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Crazy how i mained Jin and am the middle child, you said this was jokes😂
Same. I felt called out 😂
@@drewwalker4056 Me too, it's okay. There's a lot of us lol
same...
Bro called me out AND threw in the Gin & Juice (a hood classic).
Lmaoooo I ain’t mad at the Yoshi comment, it ain’t easy being Top Opp 😈
Nokappp
@@notsxnsei Victor is the true Villain of Tekken right now 🤣🤣🤣
Xiaoyu speaks Japanese tho lmfao. Told on yourself there bruh
…I do like a nice crayon from time to time
When you were talking about Nina that sounded personal
Yo the yoshimitsu part was WILD i almost choked on my chic fil a bruh 😂
The yoshimitsu one😭😭😭
“Instead of learning Spanish you learned to be annoying” I know a few of those😂
Asuka fans are still playing Tekken Tag 2 and Tekken 7 and I Swear to GOD 80-90% of them does the counter stance (that parrys mid-highs) at some point after a string when they are minus, and then they keep doing it if they get hit out of it with a knee or elbow that has a follow up hit. ( byran df 2,1 is perfect example of this )
Being both a Leo and Yoshi main. The Yoshi comment took me out lol 😂😂😂 But damn the Lee roast 😂
this funny as hell...as one who has mained Jin since his appearance in Tekken 3....I am also a middle child....lmfao! (edit) my last comment was before I noticed what you said about Leroy....I also was a huge fan of Dipset in the early 2000's and Leroy is my fourth guy after Devil Jin and Jun....(I also play Palworld and am super organized in my forced labor)....bru how did u do this???? lmfao!!!
I’m a Asuka Main and I’ve made so many people rage quit lol keep underestimating us Asuka mains lol
Yessir asuka the goat
Kazuya for life
Jin mains are those people that gets everything, all packed in one! decent damage, AND a parry as bonus so they wont cry.
As a guy that has started maining Jin, I’m appalled that you assumed I’m a middle child because you are absolutely correct
Bruh that jun breakdown was the truth. I'm not even offended
Apple pro vision on the side of your head lmfao
If you’re a Mokujin, then you are pissed you can’t pick your favorite random select fighter
I think...you confused Nina with Lili...
Boi no
@@JaevhonDouglas at least 32 people disagree.
@@GuardianNewtonTurner It's Still An BOI No Cuz You Are Incorrect
@@JaevhonDouglas I guarantee you, I am not.
That Kazuya one hit close to home😂😂
You know what, as a Asuka main. I'll accept irrelevancy
Wrestling is staged not fake, the pain is real. People get the message a little to late when they're on choke hold lol.
Predetermined is another word, also the people losing their lives or mind from all that damage
Paul mains have the best one, as long as they don't get into any fights.
How did he end up losing the fight though lol
No lie, one of the best ones yet. Keep it up my guy! 😂
Lili came out wayyy before street fighters lily. So if anything…Lily is the copy not Lili🤣
As a king fan this is but fuck hulk hogan
😂😂😂 funny
@@BIGBEARQUEI'm a king main, too, but this shit is tragic 💀💀💀
why did he just attack my personal life as a jin main 😭😭
Afican American uzamaki barrage got me dying💀💀💀
The Lili hate is crazy! 😂😂😂😂 favorite main btw
do not let this man cook ever again
yeah this video is probably one of the worst ive ever seen
Jin main here and a fit the bill 100% and I feel attacked. 😂
showing no remorse on every character, i love it
And here we go with this again lol
- Asuka main
Hides in corner...
Started maining Asuka on T7 not that long ago, and i could probably count on one hand the amount of people ive face using her. Got my ass handed to me everytime too.
Don't matter to me though, she a bad bitch in my book.
Facts asuka in T8 is very fun for me
Running them likes up
When you married a Jun but reminisce about the days you were chasing Zafinas... dam!
The Jun one really went places I did NOT expect that LOL
As a Victor main. I will not be in the same category as those filthy Yoshi mains
Bro almost read me like a book on Lars
you aint have to disrespect my hygiene like that fam😂😂😂😂
I feel attacked as a Lars main, assuming that I skip leg day
Feng main here! Im currently learning Chinese and also getting the best body shape for him to xD
I eagerly await a video of you ordering food in Chinese
@@HashimotoDatsu And train my body to xD
people forget about leo so much their segment was dedicated to a whole other character
God damn, bro really hates Dragunov
People who play as Jin are the people who only plays the cover team on Madden
Facts 🤣
Patiently waiting for my slander as a Kazuya main
Dawg this man…why he coming for me because I play Lars?! 😂
Actually xiaoyu doesn't speak chinese in game. She speaks japanese because she was raised in japan.
Bro I play Paul and I do Judo and Boxing, have a good job, have a girlfriend who is absolutely amazing, am saving for a motorcycle, and I’m a pretty chill guy….that being said….PLEASE LORD DONT LET THIS BE TRUE. I’ve been tested and won many times irl, but if I lose in that situation I can allow myself to live anymore💀💀
Waited patiently for the Leo portion.
It was fucking perfect 😭
Pre watching: if asuka isn’t something along the lines of you believe tomboys are the true straight man’s choice I will be disappoint. Edit: I’m the asuka fan you’ve been looking for lol
As an Asuka main, you’re right we are irrelevant! Makes winning a lot easier! That said I shit my pants when I run into a doppelgänger. Not us both back away when the match start!🤣🤣🤣
Game starts with both of yall doing her back 1+3 lol
Well... I'm a Asuka main as well, and didn't lose a mirror match yet.
@@samuelleie just fought a Mighty Ruler Asuka and that had to be the sweatiest match of my life lol.
I am a Leroy main and I can confirm, unfortunately I have an irresistible urge to shout "LEEROOOOY JEEEENKIIIINS" after winning a single match.
I lose quickly afterwards because people quicly catch on that I either spam B2 or 1+2-1+2-1. i cry evrytiem, buff leroy pls
As a Kazuya main I completely agree
What we can all ACTUALLY AGREE ON with law mains: You have low internet connection and are proud of it, you exploited no matter how dirty it makes you look during matches. A true heel.
lmfao!! show me on the doll where the yoshimitsu player hurt you.....
You came for us Law fans RIGHT AWAY man!
Funny as shit tho, gg. You missed something though - all Law fans own a set of nunchaku. Whether they can use them is on a case by case basis, but ALL law fans own at least 1 set.
“If you’re a Leo main, you definitely main Shulk in Super Smash Bros.”
Me, who mains Cloud: *Huh.*
The lee one is TOO true I am the biggest trunks glazer alive
Xiaoyu speaks Japanese cause she lived in Japan meeting Jin etc, you know?
I can't wait till Eddy drops (my overall main). I'mma need to hear that asap 😂
the nerds didn't relax ☠
I was not expecting this Yoshi hostility, I thought we were a little more respected
The Lars mains had me rolling. You said when they look at vegeta hairline and think, that not that bad 😂😂😂
2:27 why THE HELL did everything u said about jin feel SO damn relatable? like wtf?
Game of Death wasn't played by Bruce Lee it was played by a look alike after he died.
The amount of references used within this video. You sir, continue to be great at what you do. 😂
(And now I have to reevaluate my mains)