"There's no rules against it batman!" "I can do whatever I want to that thing!" "You know what I'm gonna do to that thing, Batman!" "I'M DOING IT BATMAN!"
@@Utilisateur4 Get this dingus. Not all shorts are selected. Most of the time, they are random from scrolling. Now stop watching this shit and find a real girl
Lol animators, don’t pay attention to gendered Pokémon differences. They just make stuff in porn. That Glaceon is male, the male to female ratio for Eevee is 87.5% - 12.5% (There are people who look at offbrand for the Content, and then there are those who look at it for the story) Sorry, so a population of 1000 those Eevees approximately 87.5% will be male and only a scant 12.5% will be female. And because of the coded male identifier for this animation that Eevee is a trap.
"I'm a speed freak on a killstreak, see a blur, then it's BANG! BANG!"-Scout "I have yet to meet a man who can outsmart boolet"-Heavy "HOWDY, THE ENGINEER'S IN THE FIELD, FARM BOY CHARM WITH A MEGATON YIELD, I'VE GOT A CRANIUM, LACED WITH URANIUM! DISPENSE YOUR OFFENSE WITH THE WEAPONS I WIELD! I'M HOT STUFF, CAUSE I'VE A HUNDRED DEGREES SO IF YA BOIL MY BLOOD, YOU'LL GET BURNED ON STEAM, I'M OVERQUALIFIED TO LEAVE YA NULLIFIED AND TAN YOUR SORRY HIDE, YOU BETTER RUN AND HIDE OR DIE BY MY MACHINES! JUST A FRIENDLY ENGI, PREVENTING ENTRY WITH A DEADLY SENTRY, EACH PRACTICAL PROBLEM I SOLVE, MY SKILL MOUNTS, THE ONLY THING HIGHER THAN MY IQ... IS MY KILL COUNT!"-Engineer
stop looking at this and CAP THE INTEL oh, round's over … Three, two, one begin … Watch out! The Scout's out and about Running around Bringing bonks right down to your scalp (Bonk) Do you even know who you're talking to here? I'm a streak of greased lightning Keep fighting for years I'm a stunner, number one run-and-gunner My beats bring the heat 'cause I'm a sweet double jumper Your finger's on the trigger but before You get to pull it I'll take a sip of fizz and I'll go whizzing past your bullets I am on it like a rocket on A course to freakin' pound ya Call me supersonic 'cause I'm Running rings around ya I'm a dab hand with a sandman I'm the baddest in the badlands I'm a speed freak on a killstreak See a blur then it's bang bang … I'm the Demo, boom goes my MO Tyrant from the highlands Getting violent on the bellows The only thing more volatile than Me would be my ammo I'll leave you blown to pieces while My piece is screaming blammo Did this have whisky in Or was it nitroglycerine? I'll find out on the way out If I'm spouting flaming piss again 'Cause if I live another day My liver might go anyway And I'd rather go in glory so in war I won't be giving in i suffer for my art I've got sulphur on the heart This tartan spartan's gonna tear you apart Fire shots at the cyclops, it never ends well Oh, they're gonna have to glue You back together in Hell … Zoom, red dot, boom, headshot Your head's got a new lead clot Bring you to a dead stop Leave you with your head popped Another target on my list that Can be checked off 'Cause on a mission I am viciously efficient My vital's just my rifle and a Set of jars to piss in When it comes to assassins You could say I'm high-calibre Yanking my machete from your Head like it's Excalibur No mercy mercenary I'll take you down like cattle when My true forte's in 2Fort playing Bloodsports on the battlements Spray your brain 'fore you Even know what's happening safe to say No way that you'll be wearing hats again … If you're seeing red or you're feeling blue If you wanna bust caps and wear them too If you like warfare in stylish headwear Well, have we got the game for you No, there isn't any greater Military millinery simulator We fight all day to find out who's The most fashionable faction in TF2 … Listen up 'cause I won't say it again You'd better not be sissies because War is not a game unless, of course It's war games then I'm all for games Hope you're keeping score because numerate I sure ain't I'm good at fighting, ask Sun Tzu I taught him all he knows In the art of shovel-fu Way back in ancient China When I met him one night He said "Soldier's really cool and The best at winning fights" Now I win all the fight money wherever I go 'Cause my rockets go boom And then you explode Now, the army told me that I was crazy But I wrote this song so I'm clearly amazing … Gentlemen, it won't be gentle when I sneak into your base and steal The faces of your helpless friends Stealing your briefcase really was A brief case you think you're smart but I have the intelligence Be a man, why do you have to die screaming? I shoot you, take the loot and take my Suit for dry cleaning I'm not cheating, you ignorant swine I creep in and sneak things Right into your spine When I fight with my butterfly It stings like a bee So tonight, tell your mother "Hi" Give her a kiss from me I'm debonair with deadly flair I'm anyone and anywhere The face your mother wakes to is The last you'll ever see … I'm heavy weapons guy I make puny babies cry You want to live? Rule one Don't touch my gun May be slow, no need to rush ya When I'm rolling with Natascha Fill you dead with holes, we crush ya Leave you cold like snow in Russia Puny gun, I punch more damage Chew you up for lunch like sandvich Think you can outrun me? Prove it I'd like to see you outrun bullet … If you're seeing red or you're feeling blue If you wanna bust caps and wear them too If you like warfare in stylish headwear Well, have we got the game for you No, there isn't any greater Military millinery simulator We fight all day to find out who's The most fashionable faction in TF2 … Howdy, the Engineer's in the field Farm boy charm with a megaton yield I've got a cranium laced with uranium Dispense your offense with the Weapons I wield i'm hot stuff 'cause I've A hundred degrees so if you boil my blood You'll get burned on steam I'm overqualified to leave you nullified And tan your sorry hide You'd better run and hide or Die by my machines Just a friendly engie preventing entry With a deadly sentry Each practical problem I solve My skill mounts The only thing higher than my IQ is my kill count … Fire, fire, fire, fire! Emboldened scolding folds of red and Gold are my desire it's my sacred duty Keep the beauty burning higher Leave you dismembered in the embers Every felling swells the fire I'm a terror from the nether Like something you've never seen With a charcoal soul, heart pumping kerosene You've met your match You'll be a charred patch on the floorboards I'll strike a match and strike the Match off of the scoreboard What's it matter if my brain's deranged When I snuff you out? Boy, does it look lovely out Candy canes and fluffy clouds Now I'm racking up the kills as I'm cranking up the grill Easy to blow you away When you're just powder … Got a little headache? You'd Better call the medic Were you wanting anesthetic? Really Don't be so pathetic That burning is a bird within your sternum That snuck in while I was working But I think a bloody dove Is quite a lovely aesthetic You grazed your knee? Well, it seems to me You need invasive exploratory surgery See, I may have a little uncertainty Between patient, specimen? Blur to me Get the point of my syringes in your hiney? I'll Ubercharge and buff you 'til you're shiny I could fix you quick with my Medi Gun The procedure's painless but that's no fun … If you're feeling blue or you're seeing red If what's on your mind's What's on your head Who wants to battle when there's catalogues Of hats to browse instead? It's not how far you push the cart What matters is the noble art Of dressing heads in dandy threads To wear whilst you are blown apart If you're seeing red or you're feeling blue If you wanna bust caps and wear them too If you like warfare in stylish headwear Well, have we got the game for you No, there isn't any greater Military millinery simulator We fight all day to find out who's The most fashionable faction in TF2
@@gamesgallore2117finally, i get to respond to something accurately with a reference to a wierd joke song that slaps (ba-dum tss) from an unrelated fandom. don't eat ass in the halls don't eat ass in the halls don't eat ass in the halls don't eat ass HAHAHA, JUST KIDDING
"Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..." "Its just a pokemon..."
Hi here’s the melee shop 1 like a chip or crisp 5 likes fork 10 likes a pocket knife 15 likes a knife 20 likes an axe 30 likes a pistol 35 likes a AK47 40 likes an SMG 45 likes a sniper 50 likes a grenade 55 likes a bomb 60 likes nuke 65 likes TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING 100 likes flamethrower 150 shield with attack 200 likes katana 250 likes WW3
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Umbreon, I choose you! Ep1: ruclips.net/user/shortsf0_Ve9B_yrw
Umbreon, I choose you! Ep2: ruclips.net/user/shortsB3quQAt92ok
Where IS the uncensored parte of the video of glaceon please Tell me thank you
@@santimnt7360patreon
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@@lisanowaski9588what
🎉🎉😊😊😊❤❤❤❤❤
"JOKER IT'S A POKEMON, JOKER PLEASE DON'T DO IT"
"I'M GONNA DO IT BATMAN!"
@@Kernel_Pult_TV "NO JOKER PLEASE!"
@@Error-bf7skthere's no law against Pokemon batman
"I can do whatever I want with it"
There’s no laws against the Pokémon bat man i can do what ever i want with it!
"NO JOKER, YOU CAN'T DO THAT JOKER!"
"BATMAN THERES NO LAWS AGAINST POKEMON BATMAN I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT"
@@the_real_c14yt0n “NO JOKER DON’T DO IT!”
@@ruthlessjyqln3517IM GOING TO BATMAN!!!!!🏃🏻♂️
@@rabbit-therian NO JOKER YOU CANT
@@jjasejj7902 IM DOING IT!!!! *leap*
Someone actively self consciously and physically drew this
And right beside them, someone actively, self consciously and phyisically paid the same person to draw it
Both of you are onto smth….
@@MiniMan0300fr
this..this should be studied….we gotta get onto this
First day on the internet fella?
"I caught a little pokemon batman."
-joker
What did you caught joker
@@yourlocalZipFan843 Its a Variant of Glaceon, Batman
Oh no, don't tell me...@@Sidednator
@@Builder_Dinosaur you already know what im gonna do to that thing batman :))
@T3MM13there no laws against the pokemon batman
"I caught a little pokemon batman..."
"Do you wanna know what pokemon I've caught..?"
@@Y0URU53Rwhat Pokémon you got joker?
@@jonasblackgomez8776 I caught a lopunny batman... i caught a Lopunny.
@BoulderGod
Oh no joker... dont tell me...
@@dragonfishkingHeheh… You already know batman you already know what I’m going to do with that thing!
*”BATMAN THERES NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON BATMAN!!!”*
“NO NO NO JOKER, DON’T DO IT.”
@@Seraph2100 I’M GONNA DO IT BATMAN!!!
@@GrimmThyFlesh *JOKER NO IT'S ONLY LEVEL 12*
JOKER DON'T TELL ME
@@Dark_Destroyer89NOOOOOOOOO
*PROCEEDS TO-*
My lawyer advised me not to do it
“ Batman, I caught a lil pokemon. ”
- Joker
A toxel perhaps? 😋
“*sigh* What Pokémon did you catch, Joker”
"i got a little pokemon batman i- i caught little pokemon"
I caught an Umbreon, Batman, and we all know that Umbreon is more compatible.
@@araucanoraptorargentinus3973 NO JOKER ITS AN ANIMAL
“NO JOKER ITS AN ANIMAL YOU CANT!”
Not funny didnt laugh, nobody cares abour your comment
THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST POKEMONS BATMAN! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT BATMAN!
@@Realreal32 shut up
@@Oscorpior99 what ru mad abt
@@Realreal32 all of you being horny, stop it
“It’s my Pokémon bats, it’s my Pokémon, I can do whatever I want with it”
"There's no rules against it batman!" "I can do whatever I want to that thing!" "You know what I'm gonna do to that thing, Batman!" "I'M DOING IT BATMAN!"
"LOPUNNY!
...
...
...
...
I want a hug(* >ω
lopunny is sexy af tho so i dont really blame him. >_>
@@mikayla_collie looks like you fell for the furry trap too?
@@XxShadow_wolfxX what's that? :o
"THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON BATMAN I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH THIS THING"
Um
“NO JOKER, ITS ANIMAL YOU CANT!
"IM GONNA DO IT BATMAN HERE I GO"
@@shumainenNOO JOKER YOU CANT NOOO THIS IS ANIMAL ABUSE
@@Periodicthings"when there's no cops around anything is legal"
- grunkle stan
Fun fact: you can evolve your Eevee into a ghost type using a rare stone called a brick!
Nah it's rarest of all, black moon stone
@@hitkid2456 well a brick works to!
You can also evolve eevee into a ghost type by throwing it off a cliff
There's a better stone that has a faster effect with less messiness and it's called a bullet
Unfortunately this evolution is believed to be quite painful for the Eevee. This is why most trainers never evolve their Eevee into a Phanteon
"You see, Batman, I caught a little pokemon Batman."
What pokemon did u catch joker
I caught a loupunny batman
NO JOKER
Oh no joker dont tell me
Using an ice stone has left the chat
u gotta put it up the butt for it to evolve
come on now man
@@ayumuchan3541why
@@ayumuchan3541bruuuh
I don't think there is such a thing as an ice stone, and even if there is, you don't use it to evolve an Eevee into a Glaceon.
Joker - “Cold on the outside, warm on the inside, Batman”
Down horrendous
@@BallsngI Speak for yourself, IMMA GIVE MYSELF A COLD TREAT!!
WHAT @@eltrolololol2563
JOKER ITS AN ANIMAP JOKER YOU CANT
@@eltrolololol2563JOKER DONT DO IT JOKER ITS AN ANIMAL JOKER
"WHY ARE ALL MY POKEMON TURNING INTO FURRIES?!"
They were always furries🗿
@@Silverrose969nah they were animals
@@Dripku69very true, nice drip btw
The horny plague is still a rampant issue that has yet to have a cure developed
@@Dripku69lopunny
“therapy! I choose you!” ☠️
Real chat
why tf does people need therapy why are YOU even watching these in the first place
@@Utilisateur4 Get this dingus. Not all shorts are selected. Most of the time, they are random from scrolling. Now stop watching this shit and find a real girl
LOL
@@Utilisateur4it’s a short that’s why
“Batman, it’s not illegal. I’m gonna do it, whether you like it or not.”
-Joker
he didn't even say that 🤨
@@CyanIsKewl learn to take a joke please..
@@CyanIsKewl I’m saying that to go along with the random joker being sus thing,
@@UniversalGoji that ain’t a joke bud. This is the only one of the comments that don’t match what was actually said.
@@CyanIsKewl Man just lemme have fun.
Male eevee evolved into female glaceon
Ah yes this makes 100% sense
Who says it's female? Maybe it's just packing a surprise.
Yeah did u not know?!
Futa Glaceon ☠️
femboy
The eevee had a male tail instead of a female tail so I mean...
"I don't like where this is going..." -JonTron.
"Its all coming together"
- Kronk
"STOP"
-JonTron
@@LegoMcmememan there's no laws against the pokemon Batman
@@Gamertag3608 NO! NO DON'T DO THIS JOKER!
@@LegoMcmememan I'm do it Batman
The video :🤨
The voice of the master of glaceon:💀🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
"One more short video, then I'm going to bed."
The Short video:
Phone: yeeted
Hand: painful
Mind: regretful
Bed: stained
@@lakezin ayo noo😂😭
This is canon to my state rn 💀
@@lakezinbed stained is a wild statement
@@lakezin I feel you on a whole level my quilt be silky 🗣️
Every single of these Pokémons are gonna be a waifu no matter what
I wanna see someone try and do muk or garborder. Good luck
@@Gamegod-st1hz Have you never seen a slime monster girl?
There's some that can be absolute daddies
Well if theres a will there's a way
@@AlyxTheProtogen umbrion intensifies
"There no rules for pokemon bats"
**Jumps in the bed**
“I, uh… I caught a Pokémon, Batman. You-you wanna know what Pokémon I caught, Batman?”
“Oh my god! That’s disgusting. Where?”
just follow me to the dusty corners of Pixiv-
.
Again an eevee with a male tail
This glaceon has a surprise!
Even better
I THINK THIS XD BE CAREFULL BOY
theres still a goal, as sume guy said
Lol animators, don’t pay attention to gendered Pokémon differences. They just make stuff in porn. That Glaceon is male, the male to female ratio for Eevee is 87.5% - 12.5%
(There are people who look at offbrand for the Content, and then there are those who look at it for the story)
Sorry, so a population of 1000 those Eevees approximately 87.5% will be male and only a scant 12.5% will be female. And because of the coded male identifier for this animation that Eevee is a trap.
Congratulations your Eevee evolved into Trapeon!
“It’s my Pokémon Batman I can do whatever I want with it!”
The ":3" in the duologue just shows how much this person doesn't need a pokemon that THICC
Glaceon is doin more than just melting my heart💀
What do you mean by that 🤨💀
@@hyperg5___ what do you think I mean by that?😶
NO JOKER YOU CAN'T
😂
@@rottingcropse4293 BATMAN THERES NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKÉMON BATMAN, I CAN DOW WHATEVER I WANT TO THAT GLACEON😈
“Batman…I caught a little Pokemon, Batman…”
"What Pokemon did you catch Joker?"
@@RarelyOnline606 “I caught a loppuny, Batman…I caught a loppuny…”
@@AllBarkNoByte "Oh no Joker...don't tell me..."
@@RarelyOnline606 you already know, Batman…you know what I’m gonna do to that thing!
@@AllBarkNoByte "Joker! It's an animal, Joker! YOU CAN'T!!!"
“I’ma do it Batman You cant stop me”
"Geez Jokes! You're really invested in that one!"
NO JOKER
Not funny, nobody laughed
@@Oscorpior99 pretty sure some did, plus it’s a joke, just because your too sad to have some humor doesn’t mean you can be an ass
I SCROLLED THE MOMENT I SAW THE OUTLINE
“There are no laws against the Pokémon, Batman!” 💀💀💀
no dude. there are enough of these.
No..joker it’s in animal joker please
"Sigh" *grabs lotion*
NOooooooo
😂🤣😂🤣
Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂
Ayo.
Don’t do it please for ur own good DONT GODDAMIT DONT
The worst part of this video is that i found it at 4 am 💀
Same, it’s 4:01 rn
The worse part is that the eevee is not even a female
"DO. NOT. DO IT!"
- Soldier TF2
Nah that a'int glaceon its GYYAAATTceon☠️💀💀💀💀💀
@@whatyouwant2155Where does it show the gender?
There are no laws against the pokemon, batman
"Your Honour, It may not be possible through the back but it is definitely possible on the front!"
"then let the little man go for it I did it once anyways"
Me:JUDGE HES YOUNG!?
"Is a Glaceon breedable" 💀
I know a one
"I'm a speed freak on a killstreak, see a blur, then it's BANG! BANG!"-Scout
"I have yet to meet a man who can outsmart boolet"-Heavy
"HOWDY, THE ENGINEER'S IN THE FIELD, FARM BOY CHARM WITH A MEGATON YIELD, I'VE GOT A CRANIUM, LACED WITH URANIUM! DISPENSE YOUR OFFENSE WITH THE WEAPONS I WIELD! I'M HOT STUFF, CAUSE I'VE A HUNDRED DEGREES SO IF YA BOIL MY BLOOD, YOU'LL GET BURNED ON STEAM, I'M OVERQUALIFIED TO LEAVE YA NULLIFIED AND TAN YOUR SORRY HIDE, YOU BETTER RUN AND HIDE OR DIE BY MY MACHINES! JUST A FRIENDLY ENGI, PREVENTING ENTRY WITH A DEADLY SENTRY, EACH PRACTICAL PROBLEM I SOLVE, MY SKILL MOUNTS, THE ONLY THING HIGHER THAN MY IQ... IS MY KILL COUNT!"-Engineer
BATMAN, THERES NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKÉMON, BATMAN
@@thekingjames420NO JOKER DONT DO IT
@@yourlocalZipFan843 IM GONNA DO IT BATMAN!
Legally, it's questionable
Morally, it's wrong
Personally, I like it
legally, its good
morally. its good
legends arceus baby
Furry
I don't like it
I LOVE IT
You sick
Bondrewd reference?
I KNEEL GAMEFREAK
YOU TRULY WERE ABOVE THE CURVE ALL ALONG
looking for smth like this 😭
"Theirs no laws against the Pokemon batman"
-Joker
No…please joker it’s a animal joker! PLEASE 🙏🏼
stop looking at this and CAP THE INTEL
oh, round's over
… Three, two, one begin
… Watch out! The Scout's out and about
Running around
Bringing bonks right down to your scalp
(Bonk)
Do you even know who you're talking to here?
I'm a streak of greased lightning
Keep fighting for years
I'm a stunner, number one run-and-gunner
My beats bring the heat 'cause
I'm a sweet double jumper
Your finger's on the trigger but before
You get to pull it
I'll take a sip of fizz and
I'll go whizzing past your bullets
I am on it like a rocket on
A course to freakin' pound ya
Call me supersonic 'cause I'm
Running rings around ya
I'm a dab hand with a sandman
I'm the baddest in the badlands
I'm a speed freak on a killstreak
See a blur then it's bang bang
… I'm the Demo, boom goes my MO
Tyrant from the highlands
Getting violent on the bellows
The only thing more volatile than
Me would be my ammo
I'll leave you blown to pieces while
My piece is screaming blammo
Did this have whisky in
Or was it nitroglycerine?
I'll find out on the way out
If I'm spouting flaming piss again
'Cause if I live another day
My liver might go anyway
And I'd rather go in glory so in war
I won't be giving in i suffer for my art
I've got sulphur on the heart
This tartan spartan's gonna tear you apart
Fire shots at the cyclops, it never ends well
Oh, they're gonna have to glue
You back together in Hell
… Zoom, red dot, boom, headshot
Your head's got a new lead clot
Bring you to a dead stop
Leave you with your head popped
Another target on my list that
Can be checked off 'Cause on a mission
I am viciously efficient
My vital's just my rifle and a
Set of jars to piss in
When it comes to assassins
You could say I'm high-calibre
Yanking my machete from your
Head like it's Excalibur
No mercy mercenary
I'll take you down like cattle when
My true forte's in 2Fort playing
Bloodsports on the battlements
Spray your brain 'fore you
Even know what's happening safe to say
No way that you'll be wearing hats again
… If you're seeing red or you're feeling blue
If you wanna bust caps and wear them too
If you like warfare in stylish headwear
Well, have we got the game for you
No, there isn't any greater
Military millinery simulator
We fight all day to find out who's
The most fashionable faction in TF2
… Listen up 'cause I won't say it again
You'd better not be sissies because
War is not a game unless, of course
It's war games then I'm all for games
Hope you're keeping score because numerate
I sure ain't
I'm good at fighting, ask Sun Tzu
I taught him all he knows
In the art of shovel-fu
Way back in ancient China
When I met him one night
He said "Soldier's really cool and
The best at winning fights"
Now I win all the fight money wherever I go
'Cause my rockets go boom
And then you explode
Now, the army told me that I was crazy
But I wrote this song so I'm clearly amazing
… Gentlemen, it won't be gentle when
I sneak into your base and steal
The faces of your helpless friends
Stealing your briefcase really was
A brief case you think you're smart but
I have the intelligence
Be a man, why do you have to die screaming?
I shoot you, take the loot and take my
Suit for dry cleaning
I'm not cheating, you ignorant swine
I creep in and sneak things
Right into your spine
When I fight with my butterfly
It stings like a bee
So tonight, tell your mother "Hi"
Give her a kiss from me
I'm debonair with deadly flair
I'm anyone and anywhere
The face your mother wakes to is
The last you'll ever see
… I'm heavy weapons guy
I make puny babies cry
You want to live? Rule one
Don't touch my gun
May be slow, no need to rush ya
When I'm rolling with Natascha
Fill you dead with holes, we crush ya
Leave you cold like snow in Russia
Puny gun, I punch more damage
Chew you up for lunch like sandvich
Think you can outrun me? Prove it
I'd like to see you outrun bullet
… If you're seeing red or you're feeling blue
If you wanna bust caps and wear them too
If you like warfare in stylish headwear
Well, have we got the game for you
No, there isn't any greater
Military millinery simulator
We fight all day to find out who's
The most fashionable faction in TF2
… Howdy, the Engineer's in the field
Farm boy charm with a megaton yield
I've got a cranium laced with uranium
Dispense your offense with the
Weapons I wield i'm hot stuff 'cause I've
A hundred degrees so if you boil my blood
You'll get burned on steam
I'm overqualified to leave you nullified
And tan your sorry hide
You'd better run and hide or
Die by my machines
Just a friendly engie preventing entry
With a deadly sentry
Each practical problem I solve
My skill mounts
The only thing higher than my
IQ is my kill count
… Fire, fire, fire, fire!
Emboldened scolding folds of red and
Gold are my desire it's my sacred duty
Keep the beauty burning higher
Leave you dismembered in the embers
Every felling swells the fire
I'm a terror from the nether
Like something you've never seen
With a charcoal soul, heart pumping kerosene
You've met your match
You'll be a charred patch on the floorboards
I'll strike a match and strike the
Match off of the scoreboard
What's it matter if my brain's deranged
When I snuff you out?
Boy, does it look lovely out
Candy canes and fluffy clouds
Now I'm racking up the kills as
I'm cranking up the grill
Easy to blow you away
When you're just powder
… Got a little headache? You'd
Better call the medic
Were you wanting anesthetic? Really
Don't be so pathetic
That burning is a bird within your sternum
That snuck in while I was working
But I think a bloody dove
Is quite a lovely aesthetic
You grazed your knee? Well, it seems to me
You need invasive exploratory surgery
See, I may have a little uncertainty
Between patient, specimen? Blur to me
Get the point of my syringes in your hiney?
I'll Ubercharge and buff you
'til you're shiny
I could fix you quick with my Medi Gun
The procedure's painless but that's no fun
… If you're feeling blue or you're seeing red
If what's on your mind's
What's on your head
Who wants to battle when there's catalogues
Of hats to browse instead?
It's not how far you push the cart
What matters is the noble art
Of dressing heads in dandy threads
To wear whilst you are blown apart
If you're seeing red or you're feeling blue
If you wanna bust caps and wear them too
If you like warfare in stylish headwear
Well, have we got the game for you
No, there isn't any greater
Military millinery simulator
We fight all day to find out who's
The most fashionable faction in TF2
@@nameless...................... I ain't read in all of dat 😂
BRO I WAS EATING COME ON
wait.....that makes it BETTER
OH NAW
Well now you got something different to eat i guess…
AAAAAA-
@@gamesgallore2117finally, i get to respond to something accurately with a reference to a wierd joke song that slaps (ba-dum tss) from an unrelated fandom.
don't eat ass
in the halls
don't eat ass
in the halls
don't eat ass
in the halls
don't eat ass
HAHAHA, JUST KIDDING
What makes this funnier is that the spiked tail on the eevee implies that it's male, at least occording to the Let's Go game i believe
Nope
"Have you ever heard of a pokemon called Lopunny?"
"No,no,NO YOU CAN'T DO IT."
"YES IAM GOING TO DO THAT THING"
that kid after turned into 18…
💥🛏️🛌💥💥💥💥💥
I agree
That kid rn 🛏️🛌💥💥💥
🧍♂️🤜💥🥩
what? dam you kids have another dam language.
@@Username_the_cheese_eater kids? how old are you and yeah we do.
"congratulations! your Eevee evolved into waifu!"
"There's no laws against pokemon batman..."
“NO JOKER YOU CAN’T!”
*”I’M GONNA DO IT, BATMAN!!!”*
"Just 1 more short then imma go to sleep"
"Sigh"
"Unzipss"
You’re weird as hell bro
Hell Yeah 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
".. there's no laws against the pokemon batman.."
Joker it’s a animal joker you can’t…..
That's enough YT shorts for today.
Glaceon always felt like the “Material Gworl” of the Eevee Line.
In the first few seconds it's actually cute, but then.... 🥲
"Its just a pokemon..."
"Its just a pokemon..."
"Its just a pokemon..."
"Its just a pokemon..."
"Its just a pokemon..."
"Its just a pokemon..."
"Its just a pokemon..."
"Its just a pokemon..."
"Its just a pokemon..."
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"Its just a pokemon..."
"Its just a pokemon..."
"Its just a pokemon..."
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"Its just a pokemon..."
"Its just a pokemon..."
"Its just a pokemon..."
"Its just a pokemon..."
"Its just a pokemon..."
"Its just a pokemon..."
"Its just a pokemon..."
"Its just a pokemon..."
"Its just a pokemon..."
"Its just a pokemon..."
"Its just a pokemon..."
"Its just a pokemon..."
"Its just a pokemon..."
"Its just a pokemon..."
"Its just a pokemon..."
"Its just a pokemon..."
"Its just a pokemon..."
You scare me.
give in
@@snazzysnoop2426 Im so sorry
@@Pikachuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I BELIVE in you buddy. YOU HAVE THE POWER TO RESIST
But- BUT THIS ONE IS ANTHROPOMORPHIC.
Batman.. I-I-I caught a little Pokemon, batman
Nobody laughed, your comment is not funny, get a life
“Batman, there’s no laws against the pokemon Batman, I can whatever I want with it…”
*Shotgun! I choose you!*
Cope and seethe! He also chooses you!
@@ExtraVictory Inconsequential! They choose you!
*NUKE, I CHOOSE YO-*
There’s no laws against the Pokémon, Batman.
I wish i could grow clothes out of nowhere like that.
you see me laughing?
Hi here’s the melee shop
1 like a chip or crisp
5 likes fork
10 likes a pocket knife
15 likes a knife
20 likes an axe
30 likes a pistol
35 likes a AK47
40 likes an SMG
45 likes a sniper
50 likes a grenade
55 likes a bomb
60 likes nuke
65 likes TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING
100 likes flamethrower
150 shield with attack
200 likes katana
250 likes WW3
Im using the fork.
that poor kid is gonna be scared of Glaceon for the rest of his life 😭😭😭
Nah as a kid I was devious I would've been on some demon time 💀
Early! And she looks amazing even though she looks a little sus
“IM GONNA DO IT BATMAN” *swan dives*
Shut up, nobody cares
Turns into vaporeon , makes the raichu cry 👌🤌
There's no laws against the pokeman. Batman I can do whatever I want with it!!
Glaceon looks so cute
GYYAA- I mean, wow, such amazing drawing
Pokemon fans only know one type of joke and it's porn.
i aint letting one of them mfs near my dog ong
Not me tho😅😅😅😅 I'm pokemon fan but I never think of doing it like that. It feel like someone will see all animals in sexualities way so weird
Pokemon fans fighting over who can jerk off the most to glorified animals (I'm gonna win)
@@LycannCrimson-io7sp stfu you ain't different
Male eevee tail
“Hey guys! Did you know that in terms of human male and Pokémon breeding, that Vaporeon is the most capable-“
Yeah but Glaceon still the sexiest
@@BigT.Larrityyeah a cold glass of water it nice
@@BigT.Larrity I was joking:|
Put her in the refrigerator, and vaporeon turned into glaceon
@@Private_Takodachenko good point
Can u do one of Vulpix? It’s my favorite one 🥺🧡
Im feelin freaky
BATMAN THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST THIS 6 YEAR OLD EEVEE I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT BATMAN AND U CANT STOP ME HAHAHAH!!!
Victor straight up catching some weird shit
WE ARE GOING ON DEATH ROW WITH THIS ONE🗣🔥🔥🔥💯💯🔥💯
Dear god the Pokemon starting evolve for human pleasure.
Gardevoire waiting in the line 🥵
Why did you turn glaceon into an anthropomorphic anime girl? 💀💀💀
She better be capable of switching to a feral form dagnabbit
You say that like it’s never been done before
@@hitkid2456 you need to touch grass
Why not? I certainly would if I could... and I'm not even a Pokemon fan.
@@ajreukgjdi94 dw, it ain’t directed towards you.
Hentaimon - white liquid edition
White liquid 💀
☠️
FeedbackKing, MrBrauza, Telepurte, Dangoheart Animations-
These guys are simply cultured, I am astonished.
Ay what that kid going to to with Eevee
:Edit: why no jiggle physics
Cus no horny.
THATS A KID
This video summoned all the furries.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I clicked for the thumbnail,
And i know you did too
I clicked for the batman and joker copypasta.
We are not the same.
"ITS AN ANIMAL JOKER YOU CAN'T"
GYAT DANG I SEE WHY IT USED TO BE LEGAL TO MARRY POKEMON!!!
"Pokemon:Waifu edition"
Fr
1 likes = ak 55
5likes = awp
10 iles= use hack man
100 likes= use Boom
250 likes = INK AND ERROR KILL YO#
500 LIKES = TYSMMMMM
"This may be illegal but, how do I make infinite alt accounts?"
Idk
To be fair she a baddie though
My favorite Pokémon
Eve as evolved a ..... sexual partner 😂
Why am I so down bad for this man's female character designs?
Your not the only one 💀
"THERE'S NO LAWS AGAINST A POKEMON BATMAN!"
Pokemon fans trying not to sexualize their characters challenge:
smash next question
WE F*CKING A POKÉMON WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Your mad 💀💀💀💀
*sigh*
Grabs hand sanitizer
YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
"THERES NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKÉMON BATMAN!"
Exelente pokemón evolución 🧬 sin piedra hielo 🧊
thank you 🥰🤗
-grabs aka 47*
Also known as
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