The little Tahirs in Tahirs head running rapidly around in his brain panicking that the fax machine of words being processed broke during the last round
i agree, not freestyling but i think battling is a better term, they can still write stuff but it's just different. standups vs skits vs roasts vs comedy writing, etc. are all different, some dudes are hilarious in one but corny in another.
@@shawonr3325 facts joe its more like battling...don demarco ...bang bang....different styles some ppl are naturally funny but cant do stand up and vice versa💯
LOL he's just not a rapid roaster he has to think of a new joke after every joke he says which is why he sit there looking lost or hurt sometimes & just be taking the heat
Shout out Tahir, this was the toughest lineup yet. He held his own for a lot of it and landed some hard hits. If y'all do David Lucas in the hot seat, I recommend Billy, Boo, and Brent. Y'all done an amazing job with your content, I can't imagine quarantine without the squadd!
My bad I read your statement wrong, I read "he lost all his fights" as in every round he took a L. What you said is correct his poor tongue tuckered out towards the end. At its peak it was dropping heat today tho compared to other days.
PSA: Be careful when eating and watching CP, his follow up punches will cause food sprays, choking and potential puking from laughter. You have been warned.
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WOWWWWWWW!!!! This how do you me?! 😂😂😂😂
Hahahahha that was great!!!
(Hilarious!!!!) your voice
It be like that, brethren!
Better head on out kev
I wondered which one yall was pregnant!
Tahir did better than I thought. Really thought he would bomb on all his roasts.
Tahir always said he's not the best roaster he cnn hold his own
He got a couple solid ones in
Swear to god!! 🤣😂
Isaiah all of them? Damn 😂😂
His tongue be glitchin on his comebacks xD only L this time tho
Tahir: you can't walk up in here half asleep
Brandon Lewis: *welcomes Kraig Smith*
Came out looking like he got waterboarded by Dr Pepper,
but the man survived.
It’s a valid roast if kraig laughs at it too 😂😂😂😂😂
aye Tahir had his shit locked an loaded!!! lol
Craig’s laugh at 7:08😂😂😂
Onlyhams honestly had me in tears
an ALPHA Squid “. 💀💀💀💀😅
Professional Roach Breeder lmaooo
When I tell you I ran to the comments 😂
7:27 🧏🏾♂️ Hey Tom, he started, messed up and then gave up. Back to you.
and 7:48 and 8:48
3:56 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 broooo
David deserved that first few roast. He should’ve never said that about the riot bullet...😒
Anyone else peep that they reading jokes from their phones?
Tahir did good 😂
He did his shit!!🤷🏾♂️
Why'd they put my guy Kraig up first?! The rest of 'em are shooting at a dead body🤣😭😭😭😭
"You made your first million being a seeing eye dog" Bruh, that's underrated as hell LOL.
I cried laughin when he said that!
Who remembers when Craig said: "J had a dream that he could walk, he woke up in a handstand!"😂😂
(May he Rest in Peace and keep on rolling in heaven!)
Classic 🤣🤣🤣!! And RIP to Jay Wheelz 🙏🏽
He passed? 🥺
That’s the greatest joke in roast me history 😂 rip jay wheelz 🙏🏾
That roast from the goat is forever immortal. I was in hysterics till I couldn't breath. 🤣
Roll in peace Big J! 🙏
Indigenous Indigo yeah some months ago
*When CP says “tHaTS fUNnY” it’s OVER for everyone.*
“He got enough freckles for 1 dark skin forehead “ lmfaoooooo y’all slept
i was looking for this in the comments 😭
😂 facts
Absolutely slept lol
Yeah i didn't get it at first. Pretty good
That one had me gone if it was in the classroom they would’ve been dying😂😂😂
Tahir survived for sure ! He ain’t kill but he definitely held his 😂😂
No one:
CP: “tHaTs fUnNy”
he says that when he mad hurt lmao
@@taphsirkane8904 Yuup. And he is ALWAYS hurt! 😂
lol he always fires back after he says it though
Chris "tHaTs fUnNy" Powell
When he extra mad he says that's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
The little Tahirs in Tahirs head running rapidly around in his brain panicking that the fax machine of words being processed broke during the last round
XSean K.dot u got me dead with this comment
Underrated comment
🤣🤣🤣
@@carmenzeek1809 this is from a squadd cast
@@andrewseverino7406 its from squadd cast
So y’all not gone say norhing about the “Serial Church twerker” act out from CP😂 I’m wheezing
whoa whoa yall..was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
Too funny 🤣
The act out saved the joke.
LOST WITHOUT KEVONSTAGE!? OOOOOOOH MY GOSH
Lol Kraig been waiting to say that lol
That killed me
Got em coach 😂😂💀
🤯😂😂😂
Tahir has been killing on his own minus Kev.
It was a straight hit though. I mean a hit, not a roast. He had something on his mind...
Cp is hilarious "who you finna tryyyy" "woo 👀 I betcha it ain't me" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
CP got arrested for EYEgravated assault 👁 👃 👁 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao chill
BRUH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 y'all are tooooo much in these comments 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought it was a "Hey Tom" moment at first , then it hit 😂
Yoo they been killin my boy all season lol
Kraig is the Daylyt of roasting: odd and his bars go over your head sometimes, but when you catch em, they are the most fire shit possible.
.......GAWD!
Analogy is sooo on point brodi!
@@anthonygrosse4953 👌🏽😂😂😂
Very on point comparison
Quill🤔🤦
Kraig definitely sippin’ cognac instead of coffee in that mug of his 😂🤣
Everytime 😂😂😂
“Tahir your gums look like raw bacon”! - Jay Wheelz
😂😂😂🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
Tahir survived the battle grounds... He was saving his material for everyone until it was his turn in the hot seat
Facts lol. If you watch shows on his channel. he usually roasts like this throughout the video. It’s just on ADD he be folding lol
@Avenue Prod yh he did until he ran. Into Kraig Smith
Yeah Tahir did his thang...ESTL in da house
Fr he be gettin flamed all the time and he came with it
Dis Is Rick15 he beat Kraig, David is the only one that gave him problems for real.
CP: ” whoooo you finna tryyy!” 😂😂 that junk is funny!!
Hell yea funny as hell who u finna try it's a better me whoooo be trying me lol
Wheres the video to this?
Kraig’s laugh in the background makes everything funnier
Him, Patrick, and Brandon are my favorite background laughter.
Him, Patrick, and KevOnStage have those laughs that throw salt on the wound 😂
Creole P ong if the roast ain’t make you laugh, their laughs will 😭
Kraigs laugh is one of those that if you are getting roasted outside and he laughs
You have to fight after
Bruhh I thought the same thing once I heard kraig laughing in the background it’s hilarious you beat me to the comment grrrrr
“WHO YOU FIDNA TRYYY! I BET IT AINT ME!!!” 😅😅😅
What that from tho ???
@@imsotopcity the video is called Caps Caps Caps, it's a meme
Everytime CP sings that iBe dead ass weak 😂😂😂
They tried to set Tahir up but he survived....much respect
not as much as boo did 😭
No he ain’t Craig murdered him
3:00 the consistency of CP singing this to Tahir every time he see’s him never gets old 😭😭😭😭😭
Do u got the video?!
@@GetRightOrGetLife ruclips.net/video/jernbqWET2o/видео.html
Shit is hilarious everytime but I don't know what song he is singing. hahahahajah
@@lendog3000 I think it’s from this
ruclips.net/video/hQUFkzpKq80/видео.html
@@Rae777 hahahahahahahaha hahaha fat jokes. I remember watching this a while back. Ahahaha thanks.
Gargle with honey mustard 😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
That shit had me dummy weak
Pierced his soul on that one. That dude left his body for a second. Lol
"Roach breeder" 😂😂😂
Im still cryin at “babylonian mixtape rapper” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That one was funny lol
When Craig said, "Kev and Tahir had a pregnancy scare", I thought Tahir was done, but he recovered nicely. 😂😂😂
I'm done 😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂
Sheeeeeeeesh Kraig was going in 👀😂😅😂😂 “Lost without KevonStage”
Tahir got some of his jokes from Kev for this 😂😂😂😂😂😂 thats why he was laughing hella hard
Bruh they wrong for giving him Kraig, CP, and David look like Tahir held his own though
He wouldnt survived Boo
i was saying the same thing lol
He got all the heavy hitters
@@redbullock8164 seriously tho!!
@@AmazingDOR
Boo was like 1 for 5 against Tahir
Brandon’s laugh be making the jokes funnier 😂
Not gonna lie, Tahir held his own! Respect! 💯
I get anxiety for the opposing side when CP says "That's funny....."
EYEggravated assault???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was FIRE 😂😂😂😂
I heard Pat laughing in the background, it's only a matter of time for his turn to come up🤲🙏
He one of the best roasters though. No one want that Pat Cloud smoke lol
Big Movetto this the fuckin truth💯
AND HE CREATED THIS ENTIRE SHOW FOR US HE REALLY THE GOAT
Kraig can’t grab everybody around him. Needed his power 😔
hahaha
check out his podcasts he funny and smarter than he comes off
Lyoness we know he smart. Underhanded ass compliment
@@user-yh9vd9yz9u actually I saw comments saying they were surprised to find out how open minded he is because most know him from roast me
LMFAO!
I swear they used that Bacon, Georgia joke at least 7 times before
I thought the exact same thing haha
It hit doe
They have I think Brent used it first..... still hits though
Roastin for Comedians is like Freestylin for Emcees
I agree lol
@Sam Iam how is it not?
i agree, not freestyling but i think battling is a better term, they can still write stuff but it's just different. standups vs skits vs roasts vs comedy writing, etc. are all different, some dudes are hilarious in one but corny in another.
@@shawonr3325 facts joe its more like battling...don demarco ...bang bang....different styles some ppl are naturally funny but cant do stand up and vice versa💯
@@shawonr3325 its tha same cuz they godda come off tha top of their heads widdit just as though emcees do durin a freestyle battle
"Lost Without KevOnStage" 💀💀💀
They went in!! This Episode was Fire. 😂😂
The seeing eye dog joke got me 🤣
Tahir coming for that Most Improved Roaster
😂😂😂💯
Boo Kapone got that hands down
Bobby Martin Boo already Top 5 at this point no room for improvement lmao
Man 😭😭😭😭😂😂😭
Boo and tahir 🤣
I am so amazed with Tahir i feel like a proud mama 😂
Real ones know Tahir won the first ever Roast me😂
Tahir was episode 2, Brandon won the first one.
@Daniel just delete your comment bruh
ruclips.net/video/tcZeNt0y9Fc/видео.html
@@Daniel-dr2jb nah man
ruclips.net/video/fQq-9SNCnAk/видео.html
This is season 1 episode 1... the test video you posted came out 2 years after the first episode.
FACTSSSSS I remember them first roast me and them fire pits those were the shits
I’m shocked no one has ever said CP spells his name See P big eye’d ass😂😂😂
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂
Craig smhitthhh still king imo 🏆
Facts 😅😅😅😅
Goat
Tahir definitely survived that one. He was coming out with sum funny ass roasts 🤣🤣🤣
😅🤣 u dumm af
He wasn't as bad as I thought he would be. Lol
David spirit animal is a double cheeseburger
Veal 😂
Lmao he brought it on himself
💀💀💀💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
lmaoooo
Tahir finally put his jokes on the charger
Doboy reference lmaoo
David still looks hurt after every roast
You can tell he sensitive about his weight. Either exercise or stop coming on this show lmao
@@bigfleece lol that's probably just how he look after a roast i know people like that that just look lost or hurt after a roast
Nah he's just thinking of another joke 😂
I think he do it purposely lol
LOL he's just not a rapid roaster he has to think of a new joke after every joke he says which is why he sit there looking lost or hurt sometimes & just be taking the heat
I ain’t expect Tahir to hold his ground 🤣🤣🤣
Shout out Tahir, this was the toughest lineup yet. He held his own for a lot of it and landed some hard hits. If y'all do David Lucas in the hot seat, I recommend Billy, Boo, and Brent. Y'all done an amazing job with your content, I can't imagine quarantine without the squadd!
Look like you go to the neighbors house ta hang out with the dog 💀💀💀
Typically, Tahir is NEVER funny, like NEVER. He had some comebacks, bless his heart.
Never funny? 🤔
He's the least funny on any of their shows. Surprises me he still hangs on.
that Kevonstage joke made Tahir mad red lol
Kraig came straight out with a knockout blow. Lol
Tahir lost all his fight when his tongue betrayed him 😂😂
Did you even watch the video 🤦🏾♂️, he held it down.
Tervon Macten I didn’t say he didn’t, but if you watch the video he wasn’t as good after his slip up. He gave up mid joke
My bad I read your statement wrong, I read "he lost all his fights" as in every round he took a L. What you said is correct his poor tongue tuckered out towards the end. At its peak it was dropping heat today tho compared to other days.
PSA: Be careful when eating and watching CP, his follow up punches will cause food sprays, choking and potential puking from laughter. You have been warned.
Tahir went hard on CP.
You got to. If you notice, CP is the type if you hit him hard 2 or 3 times quickly, he starts chokin. Tahir hit him hard and he buckled a bit.
Lol cp one of those roaster that if let them keep going they unstoppable
That telescope joke LMAO
David lewis got bodies from he walked out and Tahir didn't let up
4:38 He goes to a dolphin dentist. Wow
This is the best one I've seen so far. Energy was great, cadence great, jokes hitting... & I love when Brandon is DYING 🤣
7:27 Hey Tom.......
'It sounds like he was trying to say 'gratuity', but he said 'graffiti'...back to you in the studio.'
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm curious to see how Tony Baker will do.
Who you finna try, I bet it ain't me 😂😂 Gets me every time.
The word “gratuity” messed Tahir up twice Lmaoo
“Wording is hard”🤣🤣🤣
Hey Tom
Tahir did better than expected 😭
When Tahir hit CP well "you made your 1st million off being a seeing eye dog" that was so good
there's so much pain behinds tahirs laugh 😔
As soon we saw Kraig. We knew we about to laugh HARD!! 💀💀💀⚰😂
I didn’t watch it yet but I know tahir gonna lose every round lol
He didn’t 🤷🏻♂️
Roasting is hard....
pe10437 he did better than I thought but he lost arguably to everybody
@@gee_ruiz Ghostwriter
Homie held his own
Lol yall missing the funniest part this man Tahir is so used to stuttering he tells himself to just tape it over 😂😂😂
Hanging out with the neighbors dog? Kraig the Greatest hands down 😂😂😂💀💀💀
Had me weak!🤣
KIMBERLY FLOWERS yea that man has the most pointless roast but they make sense 😂😂😂
If tahir just fixed up his delivery a lil bit, he’ll be killin nem 💯
I finally saw the "who you finna try" video....💀💀💀 Tahir and the dude have the same head shape!!! 🤣😂🤣😂
Where is it from?
@@MrBoogerberries it looks like an old vine from somewhere. This is where I just saw it ruclips.net/video/jernbqWET2o/видео.html
@@She_Believed89 hilarious 😆
That seeing eye dog joke on CP killed him 😂😂
Y’all low key be hating on David his roast be on point 😂😂😂
Tahir's face is like the perfect french toast
Been waiting for this one to drop since they mentioned it on the squaddcast 🤣🤣
Tahir killed it. He's usually getting killed in the episodes. Tahir is fast and witty.
“Who you finna try... I bet it ain’t me” 😆😆😆😆
I'm binging on these videos. Hilarious 🤣
Kraig got him from the very first joke
Lost without Kevonstage
That lost with Kev on stage joke was 🔥🔥🔥
Social distanced roast me🔥🔥🔥
Tahir really isn't funny
“Let em see them leggings you working with lil mama” I DIEEED !!!!!!!!