Roast Me Battle Grounds | Episode 7: David Lucas | All Def
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
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[CREDITS]
Cast: Brandon Lewis, David Lucas, Tutweezy, Boo Kapone, Brent Taylor
Director: Patrick Cloud
Producer: Megan Thomas
DP: Daryl Gilmore
Cam Op: Cameron Hill / Denzel Lee
D.I.T.: Justin Johnson
Sound Mixer: Paul Gonzales
PA: Denzel Lee
Medic: Linda Simeone
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NOBODY:
Brent: David Lucas is HEREEEE!! 😂😂😂😂😂
“All the food disappeared!!” 😂😂😂
That shit is going to be stuck in my head all day. Singing it to strangers 😂🤣🤣
Game over with that one 🤣🤣💀
🤣🤣🤣
Two songs need to be made ASAP, David Lucas is here and David Lucas body full of mucus, make it happen All def 😂😂😂😂😂
Boo's strength is definitely the "They said" jokes.
Boo found his go to move😂
It's his delivery too lmao
Yes lmao his deliverance with that makes it even more hilarious 🤣
Boo is the man 😂
It's like James Harden going to his left 😂😂
Boo doesn't even finish the joke and it's hilarious 🤣
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I definitely did, and I’m Rasta 😂
“Throwing menus at a blacklivesmatter saying Fatlivesmatter” 😂😂
6:02 that delivery was definitely kraig😂
😂😂😂😂
💀
😂😂😂
😂 Ight this is when you know some heat is coming
1. CP - That’s funny , that’s funny
2. Boo - They said
3. Pat - Knee bounce
4. Brent - Eye rubs
Accurate 😂
Lmao I never noticed Pat's until this comment😂
Or when Kraig says "that's funny" but doesn't laugh...
Kraig - Holds his chin up
They trying not to laugh and get the joke out
Throwing menus at a Black Lives rally took me out😂
same.
Od 😂😂😂
That shit was hilarious
On broooo 😭😭
Then he said Fat lives matter 😂
Boo was lighting David up I’m crying 😭😭😭
“They said you wiped your ass with your mask it was edilble” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 my sides hurt lmfaoooooooo boo was killing it
Fr!! 😂😂😂😂
@@lizbonita5289 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rastafarian saint Bernard😂
He's summoning the spirit of Kraig Smmmaith
David lucas is here all the food disappeared lmao I’m done
🎶"steaks n chickens, milkshakes too"🎶
I DIED! David couldn't comeback from that no matter how hard he tried. 😭
@@adsmith364 lol right lol he ended him with the same joke they make announcements when you walk in del taco David Lucas is here lmao 😂
To bad David cut Brent off, I want him to finish the song
@@samlung2724 lol right lmao 😂
David Lucas got bodied! And the last thing he needs is more body.
God damn! You just made the show with that roast 🤣
😂😂😂😂
Ok, I bless u with 10 more years for making me LMAO
Ayo!!!!🤦🏿♂️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
"they said you shot somebody in a food fight" that shit had me dying xDDDD
That's the funniest image of a fat joke i ever imagined.
Man boo kapone is a funny unfunny roaster that I’ve never knew I needed to see roast. 😂😂😂 dude be talkin in third person like “they said you were caught mangling a baby calf behind Burger King”. Dude just be comin up with stuff 😂😂😂
They said makes it funnier
@@Lilslimethug it does lol
He stealin Craig's style
@@TheFunnyCamGuy yeah, a lot of people are not recognizing that. Boo got game from Craig Smith
J S Kraig says boo is one of the funniest ppl he know
Dammit! Ima be saying “DAVID LUCAS IS HERE” all day now 😩
Yep lol
On god 😂
I just left Dunkin Donuts and was opening my car door
" David Lucas is here" shit came right out lol
LMAOOO that shit was a hit
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“They said you ran outta Wendy’s with a jacket”😭😭😭😭why is this funny😂😂😂😂😂
Idk but it explains why he was “throwing menus at a BLM rally” lmao
Bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m still fucking laughing 😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Boo's delivery hits like bombs. Lmao
😩👌🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
I can’t deal with boo being 50 years old and still sagging his pants
Gotta know when to call it quits😂😭😭
The paradigm🤦🏾♂️😂
He been doing it ever since seals had pampers
LOL
HAHAHAHHA
Left Wendy's with a jacket 😂😂😂 Boo owned this episode
Lmao whats even funnier if you put on subtitles, it says he "ran out of Wendy's naked, with a jacket 😂"
😂😂😂
@@DavidLucasComedian LOVE FROM SIERRA LEONE, YOU ARE HILARIOUS BRO
@luca posa Honestly, the joke doesn't make sense so there's no explaining to do.
@luca posa It was the description of what he was wearing when he ran out of the wendy's.... it makes sense when his follow up joke was he was an accomplice to the hamburglar 😂 its just funny when boo says random shit u gotta think about it for a second
boo is about to be the MVP this season i can feel it ...
In One on One style his making a claim to be the Goat
Kraig lol
Yep
He better be!
Brent lowkey been 🔥
“You look like a Rastafarian Saint Bernard” 🤣🤣🤣
They missed that one.
Brooooooo
GUTS
yeah that was it lmao
That's vicious!!😂😂
Tutwheezy got me when he said "David play the crackling of an oven to help him sleep." 😂😂
HA
😭😭😭😭😭
U BANK AT PANDA EXPRESS 🤣🤣☠️‼️ “DAVID LUCAS IS HERE” 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Boo's "they said" vs cp's "that's funny. That's funny"
Boo’s “they said” is the actual setup. When CP says “that’s funny”, it’s just a break in between before he light ya ass up lol. CP’s setup is the “you look like”.
I gotta go Boo’s “they said”
Boo was funny when cp was riding bikes after school...the delivery will devastate even if the joke trash.
Boo got his hand up to his face as if he telling him a secret but that’s part of the delivery
Brent's right right
“They said you fought a pigeon over a French fry in front of Popeyes Chicken” How did that barely get any laughs? Boo really improving his craft😭😭😭😭😭
Right..that shit was hilarious
That shit had me cryin
😂😂😂
I’m saying I can picture David doing that lmaooo that was hella funnyyy
David Be Too Harsh On Boo Tbh
“Last year Barney Dressed up as David Lucas”😂
🎵 David Lucas is here 🎵
😂😂😂
Legend says that David Lucas is still leaving and coming back to the restaurant.
😭😭😭
“He’s just there!” 😂😂😂
David Lucas is here!
Lucas "Boo got me man"
Boo "Nahh the diet got you"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ha
The funniest joke here 😂
But don't forget. David LUUUCAS is here.
“They said you ran out of Wendy’s with a jacket”! 😂😂 That fucked me up. 🤣🤣
😂😂😂
So many elements to that joke it just gets funnier and funnier
“Boo look like he order insulin on the rocks” BRUHHH IM DEADDD
🤣
😭😭😭😭😭
Brent got a hit on his hands 🗣 “David Lucas is here!”
😂😂Hit record... I’m about to browse the music streaming services
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I'm dead as hell
@@joshuagroves2300 The video lol
Wit a 90s New Jack RnB beat.
“He listen to the crackling of the oven to go to sleep” 😭
ha
@@DavidLucasComedian David lucas is here
They said you ran out of Wendy’s with a jacket has me dying and his laugh carried it. 😂😂😂 so damn funny I needed that laugh
Legit in tears ! Like this is funny af for no reason
I don’t understand the meaning of this joke. I apologize I’m apologize in advance for this dumb comment. Can either of you explain this please?
@@FDG0327it doesn’t make sense it’s boo lol it’s just the fact that u can picture David running out of Wendy’s with a jacket and it was random 🤣
Boo got it with the randomness. He was roasting like a high schooler.
That how it suppose to be 😂🤣 grown adults these days think it’s roasting when correcting grammar lmao
I love David Lucas he cracks me tf up but this is the first time I seen him in one layer he always wearing a bed skirt under his shirt and then under his button up and then under Neath his Californian king blanket coat
Boo might be the top roaster this year. Took him a couple seasons but he's been killing it under this format. Hilarious.
Yes sir,, boo has come along way,, my personal favorite
Say it again he again been on fire since season 4💯💯💯
Rapid fire until one hits the target lol
Remember to go on David's GoFeed me
Ya wild for this he has improved but he aint precise yo just say whatever until one is so random we laugh at it
"He play the crackling of a oven." 😂😂
Shit had me in tears
Real tears that came out the cut 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I laughed again while reading it here 🤣😃
😂😂😂
They said you ran out of Wendy's with a jacket" 😭😭🤣🤣🤣 I'll be crying when Boo Kapone's jokes are so bad that they're funny
🤣 hoodie on like he robbed that bitch
They learning from Craig Smith 😂😂
Just imagine david sprinting out of wendys with a jacket in his left hand. Lmao like why?
@@RedRag684 they just hating bro cause boo catching a murder case on there favorite roaster😂😂😂💯
@@yannickdublin7664 don’t disrespect kraig smith like that . His creativity is beyond comprehension he reminds me of the rapper daylyt how he comes up with his extraordinary punchlines , metaphors & wordplay .
Boo be saying anything. He’ll say some shit like: “They said u gave all white people some pepsi” and that shit will be funny. It’s his delivery 😂😂😂😂
You throw it at the wall and see if it sticks...boo funny asf..
You know what, i wouldve laughed at that
4 months later and this still cracks me up
Knowing they only fuc w coke
They said you gave an owl Johnson & Johnson body wash
“Throwing menus at a black lives rally” 😂😂😂
"David Lucas is here." 😆😆😆 David did not survive this. Boo said, "The diet got you."
@JayoJay when does Brent not seem high as f
ha
4:28 "Won a dunk contest... at a Dunkin Donuts." top 5 top 5 top 5
That shit KILLED me
Mount Rushmore
The man is just way too much
They slaughtered David. Brent and Boo, Tut got him with that one good joke about listening to the oven crackling to go to sleep.
💯
The thin ice joke was funny as well for me.
David and Tut tied imo. Brent and Boo destroyed him tho
“You look like a Rastafarian Saint Bernard” was funnnnny haha
Underrated
☠️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Boo Capone really freestyle his jokes. Favorite roaster yo 😂😂
That man B Lewis couldn’t get over that Wendy’s joke!! I died laughing cuz I was still thinking about it too!! 😂😂😂
That’s what made the joke funny!!!! I didn’t laugh until he laughed lol
Michael Gaffney q
That came out of left field, that was like a Craig Smith style joke, lmao.
Windys, with a jacket i get it
@@vincemcgraw3826 I don’t lol
"Wild animals, mainly bison are attracted to you" took me out LOL
I laughed too, had a Kraig Smith delivery to it!
It was the pause for me lol 😂
I read that shit as soon as he said it😭
That joke was funny AF
I had to run that back a few times! 😭😭🤣🤣🤣
"They say when you go to sleep, you jump over the moon!" 😂😂😂😂😂 Boo getting funnier by the day
Omg that had me laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That joke had me on the floor. 😅😂🤣😭
@@Zekeyyy143 wait what does that mean? 😂😂😂
@@simplyjay0748 it’s a lullaby “the cow jumped over the moon” 🤣😭😭
I think I’m the only one that laughed when boo said “you went to a restaurant and left and came back and kept coming back”
Micheal Jackson voice. You are not alone. Lol
Bruh ts had me cryin
😂 he never left
David Lucas last jokes were underated 😂 "taste tester at Gerber " lmao
U ran out of Wendy's with a jacket was so funny and pointless 😂..
You just didnt catch on. The joke was that he stole from wendys and the witness description said "he left with a jacket"
That joke was hella funny and had layers to it. You only get that from the old skool cuz Dem youngings can't do that you had to be from powdered wig days to write jokes like that 😂😂😂
That's a Kraig joke lol
Wendys, *windy* with a jacket
@@KingBr33ch he wasnt thinking that deep when he said it, he was just saying something
Ayy man😆 boo is the definition of somebody losing so much they learned how to win. Shout out to boo mane
Boo is the Jerry West of Roast Me
So nobody laughed at “Rastafarian Saint Bernard”😂😂 that is hilarious
Literally the funniest thing I’ve heard all week I’m in tears
I did.
@@goldbergjohnsrud4042 I was really crying bruh 😂
@@goldbergjohnsrud4042 like boo just leave bro 😂😂
Dawg this shit was so funny knowing I have a st bernard
“They said you ran out of Wendy’s with a jacket” 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
Finally David didn’t look butthurt when getting roasted
Lol back in season 3 he used to look so upset when being the target
Right, same thing I said. He looks a lot more accepting of them body shots he be getting..lol
He’s still never been as butthurt as Reggie Jr 😂😂
@@cousinkyle3153 nah you forgot about Brandon brodey he be lookin like he finna run through da wall
He the only big dude that we really see on here.
Boo's "He said She said" style is mastered now.
😆
😂😂😂
@@DavidLucasComedian "David Lucas is here!" (Brent vc*)
"You look like u grow seeds,n yo backyard, that u found ,throughout youR journey of the day"😂😂😂
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Funny asf😭
The way Brent tied that last joke with his little "David Lucas is here" jingle was class
That was the perfect send off!
Yea he did that
They need to make that as David Lucas entrance theme whenever he comes into class
😂😂😂
Brent sounded like a completely different person singing lol
Brent got us all saying “David Lucas is HEEERRRREEE”😂 this was my favorite by far and Boo killed it
I be at work singing it randomly 🤣
“ALL THE FOOD DISAPPEARS” 😂
David got destroyed by Brent and boo🤣
🎶David Lucas is here, steaks and chicken, Milkshakes too 🎶
Original song?
@@quiettraveller3287 yes it is. I hope Brent releases it one day🙏🏾
"Ran out of Wendy's with a jacket"
Slap it on some merchandise.
Bruh i would buy 1
That joke was oddly funny 😂
😂😂😂
This is the funniest boo has ever been lol
Naa he been killing it lately
I’m proud of him fr! My boy came along way😂
Ikr. And even still none of it made sense. Which means he got that delivery down.
@@tomatoesandradiowire482 I lost it when he said the menu at a rally joke
LurKing LOL same bro even boo’s absolute bombs are great. Like fucking Wendy’s w a jacket like dude what are you talm bout
Nobody:.....
Brent: “they make announcements when you walk into del taco😂😂😂 DAVID LUCAS IS HERE”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Right! He set this joke up from the beginning
After leaving this battle all I could sing in my head was “ David Lucas was heereee!” 😭
Same
Omg I was dying
😂😂😂😂
Same I watched it two days ago and I'm back so I can hear it again 🤣
Steaks and chickens milkshakes tuuuuuu!
Legend has it that Brandon is still laughing at David running out of Wendy's with a jacket
The final "DAVID LUCAS IS HERE" was so PERFECT 😂😂😂😂😂
ALL THE FOOD DISAPPEARES 😂
😂😂😂💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
They ain’t really laugh but when I’m telling you I cried when Boo said “you left a restaurant and came back and left again but kept coming back”
Bruh.... Not too many people got that one! That was funny as shit
Lmao I cried at that one and the you claim section 8 on a Waffle House joke
Bro 😭😭😭😭
It's the visual😂
That was slept on.
Boo Goated on one on ones. He be tagging hard!!
Boo always talks in 3rd person 😭that shit has me crying
Like how do you get away with roasting somebody with jokes that make NO sense?!!!
He just puts words together and you're done for.
😂😂😂
You look like a boss battle........"I feel like I got to jump and spin into you 4 times" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝😝😝
The over the moon joke was ridiculous 😭😭💀
David lucas is here 🤣🤣😂
All the food Disappeared 🎶💀
Steaks and chickens, milkshakes too 😂😂
That Wendy's joke will never be understood but will remain funny.
Wendy.....windy
Think of wendy's (windy)like weather not the actual hamburger stand
It’s a reference to the movie Precious, when she is running after stealing some food 😂
Its because he stole the wendys jacket to make it easier to steal food at other wendys.
Basically called him a career fast food thief
It was like a call in for a fast food robbery the next joke makes it make more sense.
Boo: They said...
Me: who's they 😂
Lol that’s how we used to roast back in the day.... it’s seemed to hit harder when u was jus the messenger “they said” but it really just came from u
@@waynecross9113 It makes it funnier when he said “they” to make sure we all know you what you look like from roasting.
@@waynecross9113 haha I agree
@@waynecross9113 faaaacts bruh the format is just so clean
"You won the dunk contest at a donut 🍩 shop" that killed me.
Anyone still singing, "David Lucas is here...." all these months later??? LOL!
Bruh I randomly say it while I’m working 😂😂😂
Yo the pigeon joke was so funny😂😂😂
They said, "When you go to sleep, you jump over the moon." Why Boo do him dirty like that? 😭
Funniest joke of the season for me 😂
😂😂😂
I bet Boo’s ghostwriter be mad asf at his delivery 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Leave Boo alone 😂
lmaoooooooo
Boo delivery one of the best parts of the joke.
@@Rich_iam exactly..his delivery is hilarious
😂😂😂
You fought a pigeon over a French fry in the parking lot of Popeyes 😂
Hahahahahaha
Boo lit his ass UP 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
"DAVID LUCAS IS HERE... *ALL OF THE FOOD DISAPPEARS* " LMAO
Damn when David said you look like you play the buckets they should of posted a pic it would of HIT
What's the buckets?
that shit was accurate
"The crackling of an oven" 🤣🤣
Damn lately I been only watching these for Boo😭😂
Boo took the Kraig Smith angles. he wasn't roasting like that prior roast mes
One on One Boo is making his claim as the GOAT
All facts
Boo better without the audience
Facts
I feel like kraig been training Boo. The most random jokes are hilarious
Youn bank at Panda Express 😂😂😂
Nobody ALLDAY:
Me: DAVID LUCAS IS HERE 😂😂🤦🏾♂️
“He’s just there” 💀💀💀💀 to fuckin funny
Boo kills me with the “they said”🤣🤣 his delivery makes anything funny 😂😂😂
Boo: When you go to sleep YOU jump over the moon... 💀💀💀
I remember when Boo used to get put in detention every episode for saying dumb jokes. Now he only has to say half of a dumb joke that makes no sense and everyone cracks up
I could not get over Brent not being able to finish that wild animal joke😭😭😭😭💀
Brent said "You look like Ham Newton" 😂😂😂
🎶 DAVID LUCAS IS HEREEE 🎶
This was one of the best episodes on the strength of no one constantly consulting their phones throughout their roasts. Also, props to David for clearly freestyling and coming off the top while the others probably prepped their material knowing whom they would be roasting.
Boo never preps he always comes straight off of the dome!
Brent said you look like Ham Newton. That joke went over all of their heads 😭😂
Not mine. 🤣🤣🤣
How...it’s pretty simple.
How did that go over anyone’s head? Lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I got it immediately.
Patrick’s laugh combined with Brandon’s is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Boo really just be saying anything lmfaooooo “ran out of Wendy’s with a jacket” what the hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tahir at the end like “Now I know you wockin’ with that” 🧏🏽♂️
😂😂😭
Tutweezy was funny!! For that fat boys flip joke😂😂
“You look like you’ve been walking on thin ice all your life” 😭
@@Whoaitspharaoh ,z you ki law
Tut ain’t that funny except that walking on thin ice joke
@@auto1640 yea I felt that too tutweezy had a slow cook up ..but boo kapone jokes be so damn man unpredictable
“Your barber sit on you to cut your hair” (Throwback to jay wheelz on roast me)
Rip to jay wheelz
Rip to wheelz...
“DAVVVIIDDDDDDDDD LUUUUUCASSSSSSS ISSSSS HEREEEEEEE ALLLLLLLLL THE FOOOOOOOOD DISSSSSAPPPPEARERRRR🤣
Boo Kapone definitley the funniest one so far in the roast me Battle Grounds.. he been killing every episode 😂