Matt Rife Hilarious! She has a Squeaky Toy In Her Breast!

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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

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  • @mikeshirley3297
    @mikeshirley3297 Год назад +338

    This guy absolutely nails crowd work, always has the perfect answer. U could never win an argument against him. Very clever and totally unique way of seeing the world.

    • @dracowynd1969
      @dracowynd1969 Год назад +13

      Being good looking helps too. His comedy IS spot on though.

    • @D-A-N-
      @D-A-N- 7 месяцев назад +6

      Idk about the world maybe the room lol

    • @probity-wg4qh
      @probity-wg4qh 3 месяца назад

      You can win argument with him if he being rational not hilarious 😆

    • @KRheMang
      @KRheMang 2 месяца назад

      ​@@dracowynd1969Close ur eyes 😅 he's still funny

  • @chrisbeliveau8517
    @chrisbeliveau8517 Год назад +225

    This has to be the funniest thing I have ever seen

  • @keitho2910
    @keitho2910 Год назад +102

    She is gorgeous!

  • @FatalWrath
    @FatalWrath Год назад +167

    This guy is definitely on his way to being king of comedy.

  • @LiftHillsandThrills
    @LiftHillsandThrills Год назад +36

    He nails it every time. So quick off the mark with every joke. Superb!

  • @Plnetkhia99
    @Plnetkhia99 Год назад +90

    The freak in him and the lil boy in him high fived twice when he bucked his eyes...he's too imaginative to not wanna squeak it now😂😂😂

    • @LED-VIBES
      @LED-VIBES Год назад +6

      Dude based on the t-shirt and the 2nd time he came back and she was there you know for a fact he made at least one squeak

  • @jillthompson154
    @jillthompson154 8 месяцев назад +25

    One of my all time favorites!!! He’s brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!

  • @austinstubblefield5810
    @austinstubblefield5810 Год назад +68

    I should not have watched this with a headache. I laughed way too hard and now my head hurts way worse 😂

  • @MRTVReactionTV
    @MRTVReactionTV Год назад +131

    matt reaction of squicky toy was hilarious 🤣

  • @JJIeustice-or5gl
    @JJIeustice-or5gl 7 месяцев назад +18

    Aww, man I wish I was there! This guy is fucking hilarious! And the acting man, you’re such a natural! This guy can freakin flow with anything… your beautiful man.

  • @BigDMF
    @BigDMF 4 месяца назад +11

    He is hilarious 😂 and both mom and daughter are seriously SMOKIN!!

  • @Sunkist161
    @Sunkist161 7 месяцев назад +26

    The way he so excitedly yelled COOKIES is adorable

  • @Sch4llinhio
    @Sch4llinhio Год назад +25

    I have too admit and say that I watched it 3 times in a row and I've laughed so so hard in this one. This was pure gold! 😂😂😂😂

  • @lmm7762
    @lmm7762 7 месяцев назад +9

    This guy is so damn funny I could watch him all day!!!

  • @zanti551
    @zanti551 Год назад +22

    this is probably the best video i’ve ever seen of him!! he was just HITTING it with the one liners😭

  • @matthewsheffer
    @matthewsheffer Год назад +48

    NEVER seen Matt speechless!!!

  • @knowledgeispower6192
    @knowledgeispower6192 Год назад +10

    Crowd work is great. Keep up the good work. The world needs more laughter

  • @DEE-mt9eq
    @DEE-mt9eq Год назад +31

    Man, this guy is awesome. I pissed myself with laughter. 😂

  • @thrillseeker8467
    @thrillseeker8467 11 месяцев назад +6

    Can we just acknowledge that the entire clip we just watched was complete improv crowd work. Like dam dude bear sly even left tie for his actually set and still made everyone laugh

  • @kenlinthicum6253
    @kenlinthicum6253 Месяц назад +3

    I really like this guy.He's very witty and he could really go places in this world.Keep it up, buddy, I mean the act. lol

  • @patriciaevans5906
    @patriciaevans5906 Месяц назад

    You can’t help but laugh at him…..he goes at everything with such “innocence” it’s comical! And he’s so dang lovable!

  • @dragonitecrip
    @dragonitecrip Год назад +20

    Is it just me or was her sister low key hating on her. When Matt says she’s hot the look the sister gives then does a little laugh then immediately says she’s a grandma 😂

  • @GaryLaaks1
    @GaryLaaks1 7 месяцев назад +6

    She is beautiful. Matt is on his game

  • @MrCornpalms
    @MrCornpalms Год назад +27

    Officially crossed over to Legend status. I have no other words.

  • @quantumbyte-studios
    @quantumbyte-studios Год назад +33

    Rizzard of Oz 😂

    • @ITSH4WK
      @ITSH4WK Год назад +1

      💀💀💀

  • @Preciousmiller1
    @Preciousmiller1 Год назад +6

    He's funny 😆
    Made her day!🙏
    And everyone laughing,and Happy! Having fun.
    Great job, as a comedian., He did.
    👏👏👏👏👏🙌

  • @laurayochim1372
    @laurayochim1372 3 месяца назад +2

    He has to be absolutely adorable!!

  • @jennyjay7816
    @jennyjay7816 Год назад +28

    I have watched this way too many times 😂

  • @kevinevans256
    @kevinevans256 Год назад +4

    Hilarious 😂😂😂. He’s funny on his own but with this hell 😂😂😂😂

  • @English_Thespian
    @English_Thespian Год назад +25

    This is incredible, absolute legend

  • @ozzy6944
    @ozzy6944 Год назад +12

    Omg I needed this a good laugh lol. My dogs are looking at me like mum what are you doing laughing like this.

  • @kellybriggs1776
    @kellybriggs1776 Месяц назад

    I have watched this DOZENS OF TIMES!!!! Beyond HILARIOUS….. Part 2 is Even BETTER!!!!😂

  • @cjlive5182
    @cjlive5182 Год назад +9

    This is the craziest crowd work ever!

  • @treus13
    @treus13 Год назад +15

    She’s a full-on children’s Happy Meal lol

    • @jonathanwinfield6000
      @jonathanwinfield6000 7 месяцев назад +2

      Imagine if she actually wanted to be a clown and the squeak toys were just a tax write off? 🤣 *While it is not verbatim I must credit Daniel Tosh for the clown and squeak toys in breast joke

  • @IneedAsuperhero2saveMeB42L8
    @IneedAsuperhero2saveMeB42L8 Год назад +7

    I'm f©%€king dead!!!!! 😂😂😂😂💀

  • @thunderwoodsstreams7401
    @thunderwoodsstreams7401 Год назад +6

    Matt u always got me dieing bro no cap 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chasinshade1103
    @chasinshade1103 7 месяцев назад +3

    The BEST laugh I've had in a long time 😅

  • @thomasthetank7666
    @thomasthetank7666 Год назад +3

    Dude was flabbergasted 😲

  • @msbee5183
    @msbee5183 7 месяцев назад +3

    That lady is lovely!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @saniyaa7013
    @saniyaa7013 5 месяцев назад +2

    Watching this for the second time just because it popped on my feed again, but watched the whole thing all over again this guy is too good 😂😂❤

  • @sylviakoehler5135
    @sylviakoehler5135 28 дней назад

    IVE MISSED YOUR CHARM AND LAUGHTER. YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN CHEER ME UP. I LOST MY KID .
    💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

  • @Beth-cp9yl
    @Beth-cp9yl 6 месяцев назад +2

    You are so precious young man. You will end up in Vegas one day !! ❤❤

  • @cassandradennis5685
    @cassandradennis5685 20 дней назад

    I'm lovin this guy! He's hilarious 😂 ❤

  • @jameswarren423
    @jameswarren423 Год назад +5

    Dude, you were awesome that was one of the funniest Bitz I’ve ever seen👍🏼🤩❤️🫡

  • @angelas.g.9848
    @angelas.g.9848 Год назад +1

    He is absolutely fabulous!

  • @joeschmuckatelli3198
    @joeschmuckatelli3198 Год назад +3

    I just imagined the dog going crazy outside the bedroom door.

  • @coolhwip6638
    @coolhwip6638 Месяц назад

    This guy perfectly captures how I THOUGHT I sounded when talking to girls in my younger years lmao thankfully my wife fell for it regardless

  • @tmhwriter
    @tmhwriter Год назад +22

    This is really funny. He is naughty and sweet, and it's fun. I think I even saw a man in the audience.

  • @richardnickerson1816
    @richardnickerson1816 Год назад +4

    Bro you are hilarious 😆 funny 😄

  • @TSGP-p6e
    @TSGP-p6e 3 месяца назад

    This still makes me laugh and I think I’ve seen it 20 times. 😂 he’s so sweet to here after playing 😂❤

  • @jo-annmoulaison4188
    @jo-annmoulaison4188 5 месяцев назад +1

    OMG he is amazing you are so freaking hilarious you're just like off the rails like it just comes to you you're like magic I love😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sonnyb6536
    @sonnyb6536 Год назад +6

    Fucking hilarious😂

  • @Zen_Techniques
    @Zen_Techniques Год назад +5

    That jealous friend with grandma remark 🥶🥶🥶

  • @TheUmeboy
    @TheUmeboy Год назад +8

    He said you talking to a dog lol

  • @loganchavez6996
    @loganchavez6996 Год назад +5

    Bro is definitely replying back to Maggie if she messaged him.💀

    • @phoniric
      @phoniric 8 месяцев назад

      Maggie is on OnlyFans so...

  • @rsutton3745
    @rsutton3745 Год назад +16

    That woman is gorgeous, im available!

  • @godgodgodzilla
    @godgodgodzilla 3 месяца назад +2

    It's funny how she pretend to be embarrassed😅

    • @pinkblossomsky
      @pinkblossomsky 2 месяца назад

      Funny how she thought he was actually flitting with her..

  • @momango2201
    @momango2201 Год назад +4

    Yup he smashed 😂😂

  • @jaycas2921
    @jaycas2921 Год назад +6

    I am so freaking mad that I can not go see him, he has 2 shows in DECEMBER and they are already sold out here in the DFW area.

    • @lewdjiggle2011
      @lewdjiggle2011 Год назад

      99% sold to female simps that will come to the show to harass him too

  • @charlesdigloria693
    @charlesdigloria693 Год назад +2

    That was freaking hilarious

  • @animationcycles7109
    @animationcycles7109 Год назад +1

    Theres gotta be a way he can surprise her, at another comedy club. Like hes a special guest, but un-announced, and she got tickets to that comedy. He comes out, does a small bit and ..." wait wait wait....is THAT...Christina!?! Its Christina!.. hows them cookies, and cream? " and does a small "catch up" bit.
    Gotta be something, to catch her off guard. :P

  • @funp2154
    @funp2154 Год назад +3

    This was grade A+

  • @IneedAsuperhero2saveMeB42L8
    @IneedAsuperhero2saveMeB42L8 Год назад +7

    BTW true fact about Matt....He LOVES older women! 😂❤️🥰

  • @geraltofrivia9424
    @geraltofrivia9424 Год назад +3

    She's 🔥🔥🔥

  • @KathrynFaircloth
    @KathrynFaircloth Месяц назад

    Love this guy

  • @maryrini8719
    @maryrini8719 7 дней назад

    Love this guy. I'm 65 and have a 25 yr old son. Never married.

  • @robertrogers6841
    @robertrogers6841 Год назад +4

    He is incredible hopefully he comes to Boston will definitely buy a ticket

    • @squawkbox343
      @squawkbox343 Год назад

      Same bro I'll see you there if he does.

  • @briandavis4916
    @briandavis4916 Год назад

    His show was just writing itself and kept getting better lol.

    • @LilladyTK
      @LilladyTK 5 месяцев назад

      My Life was writing this story and I beg to differ

  • @petehelberg1089
    @petehelberg1089 4 месяца назад

    He'd awesome. Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BamBam-js6zf
    @BamBam-js6zf 4 месяца назад

    Hes do good at standup

  • @shaneamsler6417
    @shaneamsler6417 7 месяцев назад

    Great dialogue with a hot mom!

  • @miketodd185
    @miketodd185 Год назад +2

    OMG…. This was so Goood !!!! Lmao

  • @nouriab9422
    @nouriab9422 Год назад +1

    If i was matt im taking that number fk yeah 😂

  • @SuzinLovesee
    @SuzinLovesee 8 месяцев назад

    He is very quick. Lmao

  • @shannoncraig2147
    @shannoncraig2147 4 месяца назад

    That was freaking hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kimberlywrenn4254
    @kimberlywrenn4254 4 месяца назад

    I love Matt❤

  • @rehanamili4717
    @rehanamili4717 3 месяца назад +1

    I'm confused as why is she all shy while she is one who lead to such conversation 😅

  • @dawnschipps8891
    @dawnschipps8891 4 месяца назад

    You are the best Matt,

  • @ajushulrich
    @ajushulrich 3 месяца назад

    That rizz man, 😂

  • @nelsonfigueroa7940
    @nelsonfigueroa7940 Год назад +2

    Im here like did he do it ? XD

  • @TheRCBuildersPost
    @TheRCBuildersPost 4 месяца назад +1

    This is how women treat each other. The one girl didn't like that the other girl was getting attention so she had to throw "grandma" out there. Men do not do this to each other 😂

  • @megs3019
    @megs3019 Год назад +2

    Best ever lmao

  • @violetlove1893
    @violetlove1893 3 месяца назад

    He was so funny.

  • @DoubleOhBlandy
    @DoubleOhBlandy Год назад

    Not a lot of people understood his grunt at the end.

  • @nelsonlanglois9104
    @nelsonlanglois9104 7 месяцев назад

    And Now Y'all know where the saying :
    " Milk and Nookies " came from...😂

  • @vlaskarountzos5803
    @vlaskarountzos5803 6 месяцев назад

    To be fair, that lady is smokin

  • @Astraeus..
    @Astraeus.. Год назад +1

    "She's a grandma" - That one friend who secretly hates when one of her girlfriends is getting attention and she isn't.... Little did she know, hot-grandma is NOT a turn off for us :P

  • @binopetersen
    @binopetersen 4 месяца назад

    Haaaaaa he's funny😂❤

  • @salim7701
    @salim7701 4 месяца назад

    Cristina is shooting her shot

  • @Patticake-c5e
    @Patticake-c5e 8 месяцев назад

    This was all improv 😂😂

  • @EmmaHill-r8e
    @EmmaHill-r8e Год назад

    I love him

  • @hl3818
    @hl3818 Год назад +1

    It's on his yt channel .

  • @MerlinPhipps
    @MerlinPhipps 7 месяцев назад

    He’s great

  • @luvsachkash
    @luvsachkash 3 месяца назад +1

    She is dam beautiful to be 45

  • @kevinconnolly754
    @kevinconnolly754 Год назад

    eye watering funny😂😂😂

  • @pgbokhari
    @pgbokhari 3 месяца назад

    Robin Williams fantasy of squeaking fake fun bags finally came true.

  • @nancymcconnell7973
    @nancymcconnell7973 Год назад +1

    For the woman with the breast issue, I looked it up for her. Please let her know that the problem is called bourdonnement. It's absolutely normal and caused by air pockets. It will go away eventually. Don't worry.

    • @Astraeus..
      @Astraeus.. Год назад

      I'm 100% sure she already knows what it is. You don't get implants that turn into squeaky toys and just NOT go see the doctor about it immediately...

  • @Carsalino1125
    @Carsalino1125 Год назад

    There are no accidents

  • @cld3761
    @cld3761 Месяц назад

    I was told she was at another show

  • @macy609
    @macy609 Год назад +2

    literally this whole video is my nightmare.