Didn't they do one somewhere already? I swear I saw one somewhere. But if they did ,I'd buy two. One for me and one for my brother who was also into G.I. JOE.
Cobra Commader in his Old Snake gear from the TRANSFORMERS episode, "Only Human". He was sporting that look in the COBRA COMMANDER series from the Skybound/Image limited series.
@ScottnotBob Joe fans be like "I hate D.I.C Gi Joe with all its sci-fi Cobra La BS!". "Now Sunbow, that's the Shiznit!" (With space furries, weather dominators, mass devices, and pyramids of darkness). 🤣 if your an OG Joe fan you got to embrace that 80's cheese (and let's face it, Gi Joe could be cheesier than Kraft). Yo Freaking Joe!
@@retrojoe8290 Nostlagia is a helluva drug. That's the wild thing about the Sunbow cartoon....you could have a weird episode about space fluffy monsters and an episode that establishes that mythical Gods are real....but you could also have episodes about the bi-racial children left behind by GIs who served in Vietnam. Wild stuff. Most of us had aged out of Joes by the time DIC came along and cartoons had changed in gneratl, so it's more kid friendly approach wan't going to resonate.
From the cartoon, I would want a cold slither four pack. A 3 pack of Satin, Shipwreck and Snake Eyes where shipwreck and snake eyes were disguised as backup dancers. A 2 pack of the brother-sister slaves from the mass device episodes.
It isn't weird but I just wish they would do GI Joe Resolute styled characters in the Classified line. That is visually my favorite Snake Eyes of all time.
I like several of the Renegades figures as well. Most notably the Cobra Trooper, who looks like Cobra Security or Cobra Police. I also REALLY LIKE their version of Cobra Commander.
I never minded the Sand Scorpions, however, I thought they should've kept it more snake themed. What about some Cobra desert operators called Sidewinders? Probably not the place here but I always thought that idea was cool, uh to me anyways..
My weird idea: Valentine Edition. It’s just canon couples. Snake Eyes/Scarlett, Flint/Lady Jaye and Destro/Baroness. No flowers or candies. Just new suits and guns.
Geraldo Rivera rip-off Hector Ramirez would be an interesting figure. Give him a TV camera and microphone. You could then reuse those accessories for other Joe and Cobra figures, like Scoop and the Tele-Vipers.
Good list. I'd like to see some civilians like Satin (the singer who helped Shipwreck) Honda Lou West (the girl who helped Roadblock), The giant and slave girl (who helped Duke), or the Joe relatives (that were brainwashed by the Baroness). Or army builders of the tribal warriors (who helped Major Bludd) , the Chinese stone warriors. Or deluxe figures like the Aztec stone giant.
Great show! Here's my list: 1. Dr Venom 2. Fred VII and Billy 3. Dawn Moreno 4. M.A.S.S. Device Technician (Cobra Enemy in white lab coat) 5. Pythona 6. General Inlisted Joe (army builder) 7. Globulus w/ bio pod 8. Old Snake Cobra Commander 9. S.NA.K.E. Armor & operator 10. Grunt w/ Falcon Glider
My ten ideas: 1) A Classified-scale Transformer; preferably Skywarp because he was a Joe in IDW, but Hound is more realistic 2) Matt Trakker with any of his vehicles 3) The Mutanimals, but art accurate instead of toy accurate 4) A Build-A-Base wave 5) A series of Adventure Team 2-packs with a team member, a creature they’ve encountered (animal, mummy, etc), and loads of accessories 6) Ashiko with his Cycle Armor 7) Headman - this would probably have to be a con exclusive, but I’m just curious what kind of accessories they’d package with him 8) Iron Klaw 9) Cover Girl in her day job as a supermodel 10) A celebrity Joe. Not a Classified version of one we’ve gotten before, but a modern take on the idea. Maybe a Joe John Cena or a Cobra Johnny Lawrence
Other people have mentioned it here, but I'll throw my vote in for Vietnam War versions of Snake Eyes, Stalker, and Stormshadow. Don't try to modernize them in any way, just focus as much as possible on realism and historical accuracy. I'd also remember an episode of the cartoon (Battle for the Train of Gold?) where Duke, Mutt, and a few other Joes were undercover as police officers. So, I'd want a police officer version of Mutt with Junkyard. Again, Hasbro should really focus on real world accuracy here. Also, I want Battle Corps Bazooka (or Fisherman Bazooka).
A Weird would be one of the Aliens, like the 4 arm guy. He could actually be a really cool 6” fig. They wouldn’t even need to do the whole “space” bologna stuff, just these aliens showed up on earth and they to contain them. Akin to the 70s Joes fighting the short muscle invaders. Even one of them in their metal mancinni’s would be funny as hell. 😂
Not weird but I never see it mentioned, Jinx in the black outfit with the short hair from DDP Special Missions: Tokyo. Also want LRRP Snake Eyes/Storm Shadow/Stalker, though I do see this one mentioned frequently. And also not that weird since they’ve done it before.
1. They need to do the ice cream soldier as a deluxe set with an ice cream truck. 2. Blowtorch with a cooking oven and some pork chop sandwiches. 3. I honestly think we are overdue a differently abled Joe, like a guy in a wheelchair. Not everyone makes it back in one piece. 4. As a nod to them messing up Falcon, they should do a version where he has a super massive head, but it still works, or maybe some googly eyes. You know those googly eyes with the black bits that move about freely. Ha ha! 5.Darthfish 0r Raw Beef, he could be in a package that looks like a package for beef and comes with lots of raw beef accessories. 6.A different take on Cobra Commander given his nickname as Coco, Like he has the mask but maybe an Afro, and a gold chain with the word 'CoCo' on it or a knuckle duster with the word 'coco' on it. Profit Director Coco. 7. We also need the Windshield W(Viper). A windshield viper is complete with a windshield wash and a wiper, maybe a mop or other janitorial accessories.
I think a Deluxe Golobulus set with that giant clam that Cobra Commander was trapped in would be awesome along with a trooper builder Royal Guard 3pk!!
How about a troop builder of the Primords. The bigfoot like people from the episode "Satellite Down." I has that one episode on VHS back in the 80's so it was the one I saw the most. "Aruboo, Umbaga."
Special Missions #24 Zarana in "NY Mites" baseball uniform and Cobra Poisoned Gas Hot Dog Vendor or Joe ladies in the weird Mites 'cheerleader/Rockette uniforms. Machine Gun Skeleton from the cover of GI JOE #43 (although that seems more like a Super 7 idea. I always thought a Mirror, Mirror/Shattered Glass, etc color swap set of Storm Shadow in black and Snake-Eyes in white would be cool. Or a retro HK cinema--Godfrey Ho/Shaw Brothers inspired set with the martial arts characters. The Clown and the Dwarf from the Marvel books Also... how have we never had a Mr. C from the cartoon?
Atomic Man, Bulletman, an Eagle Eye GI Joe, Intruders, a Yeti or Bigfoot, Mummy Tomb w Mummy from Adventure Team. From Super Joe, Shield, Luminous, Super Joe Commander, Darklon, and Gor, king of the Terrons. And finally an origins three pack with Stalker, Tommy and Snake Eyes
I would love for them to give us a retaliation Zartan (just president Jonathan Price) and black suit CC I would also love Bio and Monstro vipers as weird as they are. A really cool thing would be allowing fans to vote for a classified version of one of the unproduced /unreleased Arah designs
Leila and baroness troopers from world without end. Fatal fluffy Cobra cook lacar, Cobra medic scalpel or medium Viper. Dawn Moreno, bombstrike female dialtone Carla greer.
Omg that just unlocked like a 40 year old memory. Yeah didn't Dusty defect to Cobra? and him and Gung-Ho (or was it Shipwreck?) got in like a big fight??
I have two that I would to see: 1) A cobra werewolf from that episode in the sunbow series. Either with a detachable/interchangeable werewolf head and clawed hands or just all werewolf with the cobra trooper uniform. 2) A two set with Doctor Appel in his crimson guard uniform with maybe a computer or PDA and his daughter Candy Appel with some way to put her in her bear suit costume, maybe a bear head and some balloons.
I find your videos very entertaining. Your rants always make me laugh. My weird Classifieds ideas: 1. An Adventure Team set like they did for the collector’s club. (Air Adventurer, sea adventurer, etc.) and the accompanying vehicles. 2. The M.A.S.K. Rhino, Hasbro made a Matt Trakker figure years ago. I have always wished that M.A.S.K. was fully incorporated into G.I. Joe. (I was always annoyed that the original M.A.S.K. toys were not 1/18 scale. 3. A Vietnam era Snake-Eyes in green fatigues. 4. The Silver Mirage Motorcycle. The original toy was such a disappointment that I would like to see it re-created properly. 5. The Armadillo mini-tank 6. A Rowdy Roddy Piper Iron Grenadier Commander. 7. A Rock Balboa trainer figure. 8. An Army Green Tomahawk Helicopter (Never gonna happen!) 9. An original Hawk figure with the M.M.S. 10. Grand-Slam with the H.A.L. 11. A General Joe Colton and G.I. Jane two-pack. 12. Deep-Six fully loaded out in a realistic deep-sea diving suit. Like the Deep-Six version 2. 13. A Dreadnok 3-Pack with Zanzibar, Thrasher and Burn Out. 14. Sparks from the cartoon 15. Ice Cream Soldier loaded out as a WW2 Flame-Thrower Trooper. Everytime that I hear that name I think of the character from the Sgt. Rock comics. 16. Clean Sweep the ECO Joe 17. The Female Doc If the next Haslab classified is the M.O.B.A.T. do you think that it will be a combination of the M.O.B.A.T. and the Mauler; having seats for a driver, co-driver and a commander up in the turret?
Ramar the gladiator from MASS device, they could use the Marvel Legends Hercules figure with a new head, and the Sgt Slaughter mail away figure which looked more like the Sarge in his wrestling gear.
My weird idea would be figures from the cartoon when they go to the orphanage and tell the story, so everything is bright colors and goofier proportions. I believe it was Shipwreck, Leatherneck and maybe Torpedo?
Baroness can't be a daddy. She'd have to be a mommy. Now how do we pair that with a pimp daddy? A dommy mommy Baroness? Nah, maybe something that would actually be a change from her normal outfit.
Nice suggestions you have. I'll be very enthusiastic about the Crimson Guard Family. I think it's a very interesting idea. Also, I agree with you about the Night Creepers, they're not technological enough in the official version. A 2 pack would be cool.
Dr. Laszlo Vandermeer. He's recently shown up in the Skybound/Image COBRA COMMANDER series. "Rescued" from the Dreadnoks to plum the secrets of Energon by Cobra Commander.
Here are some of my never-getting-made Classified ideas: Desert Sgt. Slaugher … in his Iraqi sympathizer get up. The Fury Force & Pravda Patrol The Create-a-Cobra with a sticker sheet to make your own “file card replacement” game symbol things Sgt. Savage and the Screaming Eagles, and the Extreme team Rise of Cobra & Retaliation characters with actor likenesses - including an unmasked Ray Park Snake Eyes Brad Armbruster from Inhumanoids in his mech flight suit Beachhead’s son from COPS
Here are a few more: Australian comics original character Digger, who is Recondo, but give him a new head (without a mullet) and give him Recondo’s original pre-pro Tiger Force deco (which the club used in … 2015?) The Japanese manga original characters, like Tate Musashi (Duke with a new head). The human Transformers characters (Melissa Fairborn, the synthoid Autobots, etc.)
I don't think I've ever heard a more perfect idea for a convention exclusive figure than Cooking Show Roadblock. Let's make this happen and get DiMSA a free figure or 10.
Weird ideas for Classified. Hmmm...Desert Scorpion. I'd love to see a Cobra desert Viper with a giant scorpion. Or how about a v2 Rock 'n' Roll with those giant gatling guns? That would be fun to have. Lastly, you've done the Steel Brigade, and they look great. How about Starduster or Super Trooper?
Joe Colton, with a RETRO BUILD. Single jointed elbows and knees, head that only swivels horizontally, and realistic hair and beard (like the original). Maybe even soft good clothing.
Oh yes, good name. Also, I watched a podcast where Larry Hama said he always imagined Destro having Sean Connery's voice--Connery was in Highlander 2, Playing the only Spanish character in a movie full of Scottish people played by non-Scottish people
I don't think Hasbro would make it but a civilians retro and classified lines. Satin the singer and her tour van, The Wiper and a pick up truck, and lastly, Honda Lou West and a semi-truck that looks suspiciously like a vehicle-mode Optimus Prime. Just thought of one more Dude-Ranch Wild Bill and Head Swappable Disguised Baroness. If you haven't seen the RAH episode it's one better humor infused ones. Lady Jay, Alpine and Bazooka are undercover as siblings, and nobody bats an eye; Progress Baby!
The Viper with squeegee, bucket, spray bottles, ladder and platform with working davits [the crane platform thing that window washers use] also along the lines of the common theme of your ideas: a generic troop builder/gear set. 3 headless and armless black suited figs [no faction markings, just a black tech suit], 1 male, 1 female, 1 generic robot. The rest of the kit would be gear sets like a SCUBA set with rebreather head, skis with goggles and a scarf, a glider pack and wing arms, etc. in addition, a slew of alternate generic heads, arms, capes, belts, weapons, tools and a sticker set with faction badges. Some bionic arms and arms to mount pegged pets could also be included. The blank bodies could even be separate ordered or sold carded at a discount, for you to use and store the spare/alternate bitz that come with the deluxe figs. As an advanced or alternate feature [maybe on the blank bodies], the figures could be primed matte black instead of painted and varnished so you could paint your own easily. The McFarlane Warhammer 40k figure line did something similar, with each sculpt having a handful of canon faction paint schemes [Ultramarines etc] and a blank that was primed matte grey so you could have an action figure painted in your army's colors.
Would love to see disguise snake eyes and shipwreck...both in cobra outfits or the episode where they dress up and sing to hide from cobra even timber was in a costume
Not really part of the RAH series, but I would love to see Classified versions of the Adventure Team (2025 is the 55 anniversary of their debut). You would have the five represented, along with some of the more iconic gear from the line. They would be sets along the size of Road Pig for boxing.
Here's my five weird ideas: 5) Box set: GI Joe #55 - Unmasked. Unmasked figures of Destro, Cobra Commander, and Snake Eyes 4) Two pack: Hard Master and Soft Master 3) Give us Rocky, dammit. Licensing rights for the character can't be that expensive now. He was promised and never delivered. Time to make it right. And heck, if Hasbro gets Stallone's likeness, maybe they can add another Vientnam war veteran to the team. 2) I'm not a wrestling fan, but even I know for a time Sgt Slaughter turned heel. While Hasbro could never get away with Slaughter wearing Arab gear as he did in his heel period, we could give him a masked Cobra persona adopted after the Sarge is captured and brainwashed by Mindbender. Cobra Clutch seems fitting. 1) Artic mission team: Just a rerelease of Gung Ho and Quick Kick in their normal outfits.
Awesome video, but some of those top 10 were anything but weird. Gotta have Crimson Guard mom and dad, or at least Fred 1 and Fred 2. Awesome idea there. Laird Destro, hell yes! 1. Knife fight Beach Head. T-shirt, removable Ranger hat, knife, and NO MASK. Let the people see Beach Head! Figure could double as Beach Head the new Joe recruit trainer. 2. Marine Dress Blues Gung-Ho, knife fight mode, maybe include broken bottle as a weapon, interchangable arms, one set with dress-coat sleeves torn off. Hat needs to be removable. Or dress-blues minus the dress-coat, ready to rumble. 3. Beach business deal Baroness and Destro - black bikini for her and black speedo or sunga for him, laptop, baretta handguns, binoculars.
- Satin from the Cobra Club - Vacation Flint with Sports Car - Sports pack w/ Big Lob The Fridge, HardBall and Capt Gridiron - The Baroness w/full disguises fat suits and all - The Crimson Twins in Suits with Hang gliders - Scarlett and her Brother Dojo Playset - Shipwreck and Mara 2 Pack
10 weird things I want from classified is the leopard seals from "road to shore", the Ape People from "satellite Down", the 3 ghost from "the phantom brigade", Serpant Man, the Intruders, Terron, Xenome alien, Yeti, Manimal Zig Zag, Lobotomaxx
My other word idea: Next gen. Grown up kids of GI Joe. Patrick and Theresa (twins of Snake Eyes and Scarlett) - ninjas Marissa Faireborn (kid of Flint and Lady Jaye) - field leader. Billy Kessler (Cobra Commander’s son) - intelligence. Twin daughters of Roadblock Alvin and Jamal Wilkinsons (sons of Stalker) Grunt’s and Lola’s daughter - engineer Beach Head’s son - vehicle driver Shipwreck and Cover Girl’s kids Storm Shadow’s and Junko’s daughter Beach Head’s- ninja Zanya (Zanrtan’s daughter) - Dreadnock leader. Alexandra and Eugene McCullen (Destro and Baroness’ kids) And main threat would be Cobra Coil that looks like creepy cultists lead by dozens Seprentor’s clones. Plus Tyler Wingfield, Red Shadows (who killed Lady Jaye) and Old Snake.
I'm definitely here for all of these ideas. ESPECIALLY the ones that give us female troop builders. Crimson Guard, Night Creepers... Female Range Vipers (Evy) is one of my most wanted.
How about a two pack of Rashid, the young soldier Dusty befriends in the comics, who later becomes a computer hacker. A slight figure for the young Rashid, about 15-ish, and a regular size figure for older Rashid, about 19.
D9O Viper, cobra k9(raptor) unit have the character with a robot hand/arm or leg from getting careless with his partner.has a control pad on his arm for control. Raptor has a shock collar on and opion of armor or saddle bags for equipment.
Cold Slither! You'll be joining us soon!
That needs a full song cover imo. The tune rocks. Dun dun a dunna dun a dun a dun dun!
Agreed, let's get some Slither happening 👊🐍👍
Rock n' Roll in a Cold Slither t-shirt, and a cassette tape with the GI Joe ARAH theme.
Definitely want a 3 pack of Stalker, storm Shadow and Snake Eyes in the Vietnam uniforms from the origin story
That ain't a weird idea...that's a money shot!!!!!
That would require them to admit Snake Eyes is a Caucasian male with blond hair and blue eyes.
Definitely!
Didn't they do one somewhere already? I swear I saw one somewhere.
But if they did ,I'd buy two. One for me and one for my brother who was also into G.I. JOE.
@ definitely haven’t done it in classified
The Arashikage Masters triple pack with Hard, Soft and Blind Masters
Fuck yes. 💪🤘
Cold Slither set would be cool. Also, Fatal Fluffies, big and small size pack.
Cold Slither with Misfits and any group. I think it should have several versions to show how rock fashion changed in decades: from 80s to 2020s.
I totally agree for the Dreadnoks to have bikes or swamp skiers. They always needed them.
Yes, swamp skiers!
1.Civilian clothes bodies for males and females (Lady Jaye/Flint)
2. Swimsuit Baroness
3.Scientist in lab coat (male/female)
I personally would love to see Baroness in casual leather suit. I always thought that she wears dark clothes and coat.
Thanks for idea about civilian clothes. Next time I’ll design them
I'd like to see a new Baroness with an Iron Grenadier uniform.
Raven. We need the Night Raven pilots, and she's the most memorable.
1. Rowdy Roddy Piper
2. Montezuma's Skeleton
Cobra Commader in his Old Snake gear from the TRANSFORMERS episode, "Only Human". He was sporting that look in the COBRA COMMANDER series from the Skybound/Image limited series.
Cold Slither Classified tour Viper stage playset!😂, Fatal Fluffy monster W/ Space furry🤣.
Yo Freaking Joe!
has SDCC set written all over it.
Oh the Fluffy Monsters!!!!🤣🤣🤣Forgot about those!!! Definitely a must!🤣🤣🤣✌️🤘🇨🇦
@ScottnotBob Joe fans be like "I hate D.I.C Gi Joe with all its sci-fi Cobra La BS!". "Now Sunbow, that's the Shiznit!" (With space furries, weather dominators, mass devices, and pyramids of darkness). 🤣 if your an OG Joe fan you got to embrace that 80's cheese (and let's face it, Gi Joe could be cheesier than Kraft).
Yo Freaking Joe!
@@retrojoe8290 Nostlagia is a helluva drug. That's the wild thing about the Sunbow cartoon....you could have a weird episode about space fluffy monsters and an episode that establishes that mythical Gods are real....but you could also have episodes about the bi-racial children left behind by GIs who served in Vietnam. Wild stuff.
Most of us had aged out of Joes by the time DIC came along and cartoons had changed in gneratl, so it's more kid friendly approach wan't going to resonate.
The Vietnam 3-pack and a two pack of Trader Dusty Cobra blue with Lieutenant Claymore just plain cobra Infantry
They are really good at animals. I would love to see that used for some Adventure team themed figures to go along with the 60th style figures.
Kwinn, Dr. Venom and Candy the Balloon Bear from the ARAH Marvel series would be epic!!!
We need a High Sierras combo pack of Snake Eyes with his flannel shirt & boony hat, Scarlett in her daisy dukes, and of course Timber.
Snake Eyes, Timber, Shipwreck and Polly disguised as Satin's band (with a Satin figure, of course) from the Pyramid of Darkness miniseries.
Laird Destro! Yaaaaaasss love that concept
GI Joe x Transformers Cover Girl with a Wolverine that transforms into Brawn. Wedding invitation included.
From the cartoon, I would want a cold slither four pack. A 3 pack of Satin, Shipwreck and Snake Eyes where shipwreck and snake eyes were disguised as backup dancers. A 2 pack of the brother-sister slaves from the mass device episodes.
@@davidr8389 Awesome! SnakeEyes never Break Danced in the comics. 🤣
Yo Freaking Joe!
@@davidr8389 🤣 😂 🤣 Would Polly and Timber get thier costumes also?.
Yo Freaking Joe!
Lot Lizard Leopard Skin Baroness for the win….👍🏻
It isn't weird but I just wish they would do GI Joe Resolute styled characters in the Classified line. That is visually my favorite Snake Eyes of all time.
I like several of the Renegades figures as well. Most notably the Cobra Trooper, who looks like Cobra Security or Cobra Police. I also REALLY LIKE their version of Cobra Commander.
I never minded the Sand Scorpions, however, I thought they should've kept it more snake themed. What about some Cobra desert operators called Sidewinders? Probably not the place here but I always thought that idea was cool, uh to me anyways..
Am I the only one that want the FRIDGE? I would love to see the classified version!
Ya know, I always wished it was Bo Jackson instead of the Fridge. I thought he would have made a better Joe.
@jonnyt16 add Bo too! If he could play two sports he'd make a great and versatile Joe!
You're definitely not the only one.
I would buy Cold Slither for sure.
Zartan Master of the Dreadnoks. Basically Zartan in biker gear.
My weird idea: Valentine Edition. It’s just canon couples. Snake Eyes/Scarlett, Flint/Lady Jaye and Destro/Baroness. No flowers or candies. Just new suits and guns.
Geraldo Rivera rip-off Hector Ramirez would be an interesting figure. Give him a TV camera and microphone. You could then reuse those accessories for other Joe and Cobra figures, like Scoop and the Tele-Vipers.
Thanks!
Thank you!
Good list. I'd like to see some civilians like Satin (the singer who helped Shipwreck) Honda Lou West (the girl who helped Roadblock), The giant and slave girl (who helped Duke), or the Joe relatives (that were brainwashed by the Baroness). Or army builders of the tribal warriors (who helped Major Bludd) , the Chinese stone warriors. Or deluxe figures like the Aztec stone giant.
Great show! Here's my list:
1. Dr Venom
2. Fred VII and Billy
3. Dawn Moreno
4. M.A.S.S. Device Technician (Cobra Enemy in white lab coat)
5. Pythona
6. General Inlisted Joe (army builder)
7. Globulus w/ bio pod
8. Old Snake Cobra Commander
9. S.NA.K.E. Armor & operator
10. Grunt w/ Falcon Glider
Sticking with the cartoon, Matthew Burke, Lt. Claymore, Cadet Deming, Sheila McDermott and Buck McCann.
Baron Ironblood
My ten ideas:
1) A Classified-scale Transformer; preferably Skywarp because he was a Joe in IDW, but Hound is more realistic
2) Matt Trakker with any of his vehicles
3) The Mutanimals, but art accurate instead of toy accurate
4) A Build-A-Base wave
5) A series of Adventure Team 2-packs with a team member, a creature they’ve encountered (animal, mummy, etc), and loads of accessories
6) Ashiko with his Cycle Armor
7) Headman - this would probably have to be a con exclusive, but I’m just curious what kind of accessories they’d package with him
8) Iron Klaw
9) Cover Girl in her day job as a supermodel
10) A celebrity Joe. Not a Classified version of one we’ve gotten before, but a modern take on the idea. Maybe a Joe John Cena or a Cobra Johnny Lawrence
Cobra John Kreese. Back story is he was replaced by Big Boa and sent to open a Karate school to identify and train prospective Cobra recruits.
Shipwreck and snake eyes in their rock and roll disguises from satin when they were evading cobra
I definitely need some Fatal Fluffies.
I want a weapon set of the cartoon weapons for joe and cobra. With stands of coarse.
Other people have mentioned it here, but I'll throw my vote in for Vietnam War versions of Snake Eyes, Stalker, and Stormshadow. Don't try to modernize them in any way, just focus as much as possible on realism and historical accuracy.
I'd also remember an episode of the cartoon (Battle for the Train of Gold?) where Duke, Mutt, and a few other Joes were undercover as police officers. So, I'd want a police officer version of Mutt with Junkyard. Again, Hasbro should really focus on real world accuracy here.
Also, I want Battle Corps Bazooka (or Fisherman Bazooka).
The Wiper needs his own figure.
I also love the dreadnoks troop builder idea brother I would buy it, and the motorbikes.
They need to come with Chocolate donuts and grape soda
BATT idea is on point! Make it happen Hasbro! It would cost you nothing and invade my wallet
A Weird would be one of the Aliens, like the 4 arm guy. He could actually be a really cool 6” fig. They wouldn’t even need to do the whole “space” bologna stuff, just these aliens showed up on earth and they to contain them. Akin to the 70s Joes fighting the short muscle invaders. Even one of them in their metal mancinni’s would be funny as hell. 😂
Not weird but I never see it mentioned, Jinx in the black outfit with the short hair from DDP Special Missions: Tokyo.
Also want LRRP Snake Eyes/Storm Shadow/Stalker, though I do see this one mentioned frequently. And also not that weird since they’ve done it before.
I want a desert force. This line really lacks desert camo goodness
1. They need to do the ice cream soldier as a deluxe set with an ice cream truck.
2. Blowtorch with a cooking oven and some pork chop sandwiches.
3. I honestly think we are overdue a differently abled Joe, like a guy in a wheelchair. Not everyone makes it back in one piece.
4. As a nod to them messing up Falcon, they should do a version where he has a super massive head, but it still works, or maybe some googly eyes. You know those googly eyes with the black bits that move about freely. Ha ha!
5.Darthfish 0r Raw Beef, he could be in a package that looks like a package for beef and comes with lots of raw beef accessories.
6.A different take on Cobra Commander given his nickname as Coco, Like he has the mask but maybe an Afro, and a gold chain with the word 'CoCo' on it or a knuckle duster with the word 'coco' on it. Profit Director Coco.
7. We also need the Windshield W(Viper). A windshield viper is complete with a windshield wash and a wiper, maybe a mop or other janitorial accessories.
I think a Deluxe Golobulus set with that giant clam that Cobra Commander was trapped in would be awesome along with a trooper builder Royal Guard 3pk!!
Dreadnok trailer park
Reaction has made a fatal fluffy and also the gladiator that fought Duke in the animated series so maybe Hasbro will do that for Classified as well
Love the idea of Pimp Mommy Baroness. I know they won't do it and she's a civilian, but for some reason I'd love Satin from "Pyramid of Darkness."
I definitely would love a Satin figure
How about a troop builder of the Primords. The bigfoot like people from the episode "Satellite Down." I has that one episode on VHS back in the 80's so it was the one I saw the most. "Aruboo, Umbaga."
Fur coat would be better for PD Baroness I think. :D
Special Missions #24 Zarana in "NY Mites" baseball uniform and Cobra Poisoned Gas Hot Dog Vendor or Joe ladies in the weird Mites 'cheerleader/Rockette uniforms.
Machine Gun Skeleton from the cover of GI JOE #43 (although that seems more like a Super 7 idea.
I always thought a Mirror, Mirror/Shattered Glass, etc color swap set of Storm Shadow in black and Snake-Eyes in white would be cool.
Or a retro HK cinema--Godfrey Ho/Shaw Brothers inspired set with the martial arts characters.
The Clown and the Dwarf from the Marvel books
Also... how have we never had a Mr. C from the cartoon?
Atomic Man, Bulletman, an Eagle Eye GI Joe, Intruders, a Yeti or Bigfoot, Mummy Tomb w Mummy from Adventure Team. From Super Joe, Shield, Luminous, Super Joe Commander, Darklon, and Gor, king of the Terrons. And finally an origins three pack with Stalker, Tommy and Snake Eyes
You got snake eyes rubber head with v1 falcon
That’s why it looked like that! Yes, makes sense finally
I would love for them to give us a retaliation Zartan (just president Jonathan Price) and black suit CC
I would also love Bio and Monstro vipers as weird as they are.
A really cool thing would be allowing fans to vote for a classified version of one of the unproduced /unreleased Arah designs
Hello yes on Retaliation Zartan and black suit Cobra Commander!
Leila and baroness troopers from world without end. Fatal fluffy Cobra cook lacar, Cobra medic scalpel or medium Viper. Dawn Moreno, bombstrike female dialtone Carla greer.
Traitor Dusty, Cold Slither, Suited Destro and Baroness in her black dress
Omg that just unlocked like a 40 year old memory. Yeah didn't Dusty defect to Cobra? and him and Gung-Ho (or was it Shipwreck?) got in like a big fight??
I have two that I would to see:
1) A cobra werewolf from that episode in the sunbow series. Either with a detachable/interchangeable werewolf head and clawed hands or just all werewolf with the cobra trooper uniform.
2) A two set with Doctor Appel in his crimson guard uniform with maybe a computer or PDA and his daughter Candy Appel with some way to put her in her bear suit costume, maybe a bear head and some balloons.
I find your videos very entertaining. Your rants always make me laugh.
My weird Classifieds ideas:
1. An Adventure Team set like they did for the collector’s club. (Air Adventurer, sea adventurer, etc.) and the accompanying vehicles.
2. The M.A.S.K. Rhino, Hasbro made a Matt Trakker figure years ago. I have always wished that M.A.S.K. was fully incorporated into G.I. Joe. (I was always annoyed that the original M.A.S.K. toys were not 1/18 scale.
3. A Vietnam era Snake-Eyes in green fatigues.
4. The Silver Mirage Motorcycle. The original toy was such a disappointment that I would like to see it re-created properly.
5. The Armadillo mini-tank
6. A Rowdy Roddy Piper Iron Grenadier Commander.
7. A Rock Balboa trainer figure.
8. An Army Green Tomahawk Helicopter (Never gonna happen!)
9. An original Hawk figure with the M.M.S.
10. Grand-Slam with the H.A.L.
11. A General Joe Colton and G.I. Jane two-pack.
12. Deep-Six fully loaded out in a realistic deep-sea diving suit. Like the Deep-Six version 2.
13. A Dreadnok 3-Pack with Zanzibar, Thrasher and Burn Out.
14. Sparks from the cartoon
15. Ice Cream Soldier loaded out as a WW2 Flame-Thrower Trooper. Everytime that I hear that name I think of the character from the Sgt. Rock comics.
16. Clean Sweep the ECO Joe
17. The Female Doc
If the next Haslab classified is the M.O.B.A.T. do you think that it will be a combination of the M.O.B.A.T. and the Mauler; having seats for a driver, co-driver and a commander up in the turret?
They should sort out their gummy weapons issue and do gear and weapons pack like Valaverse does. Cold Slither. Zombies.
Creative ideas. Will be interesting to see if anything like these come to fruition.
the Hotwheels 1:10 scale motorcycles work pretty good for Dreadnok bikes, if you can find them for a decent price
Ramar the gladiator from MASS device, they could use the Marvel Legends Hercules figure with a new head, and the Sgt Slaughter mail away figure which looked more like the Sarge in his wrestling gear.
My weird idea would be figures from the cartoon when they go to the orphanage and tell the story, so everything is bright colors and goofier proportions. I believe it was Shipwreck, Leatherneck and maybe Torpedo?
Shipwreck, Leatherneck and Wet Suit were the main characters in that episode, it was titled "Once Upon A Joe."
Baroness can't be a daddy. She'd have to be a mommy. Now how do we pair that with a pimp daddy? A dommy mommy Baroness? Nah, maybe something that would actually be a change from her normal outfit.
Legends got away with doing Hellfire Club 🤔🤔🤔
Dommy mommy. This is getting very fetish-y. Haha
Muscle Mommy Baroness... she's been working out.
Bro that Irish wolf hound in your photo is like a foot too short. Those dogs are maaaaassive
Nice suggestions you have.
I'll be very enthusiastic about the Crimson Guard Family. I think it's a very interesting idea.
Also, I agree with you about the Night Creepers, they're not technological enough in the official version. A 2 pack would be cool.
Thanks!
HIT N RUN!!!!
I would like to see them do a scientist for the classified with three optional heads Dr Mulaney, Dr Lucifer and that one guy that made the mask device
Dr. Laszlo Vandermeer. He's recently shown up in the Skybound/Image COBRA COMMANDER series. "Rescued" from the Dreadnoks to plum the secrets of Energon by Cobra Commander.
A unmasked Snake eyes!
Here are some of my never-getting-made Classified ideas:
Desert Sgt. Slaugher … in his Iraqi sympathizer get up.
The Fury Force & Pravda Patrol
The Create-a-Cobra with a sticker sheet to make your own “file card replacement” game symbol things
Sgt. Savage and the Screaming Eagles, and the Extreme team
Rise of Cobra & Retaliation characters with actor likenesses - including an unmasked Ray Park Snake Eyes
Brad Armbruster from Inhumanoids in his mech flight suit
Beachhead’s son from COPS
Here are a few more:
Australian comics original character Digger, who is Recondo, but give him a new head (without a mullet) and give him Recondo’s original pre-pro Tiger Force deco (which the club used in … 2015?)
The Japanese manga original characters, like Tate Musashi (Duke with a new head).
The human Transformers characters (Melissa Fairborn, the synthoid Autobots, etc.)
I don't think I've ever heard a more perfect idea for a convention exclusive figure than Cooking Show Roadblock. Let's make this happen and get DiMSA a free figure or 10.
Yes, let's do it. I'd like some free stuff from Hasbro
On a side note: I love that someone randomly mixed and matched outfits on Buzzer, Torch, and Ripper in that pic on motorcycles, lol.
Weird ideas for Classified. Hmmm...Desert Scorpion. I'd love to see a Cobra desert Viper with a giant scorpion. Or how about a v2 Rock 'n' Roll with those giant gatling guns? That would be fun to have. Lastly, you've done the Steel Brigade, and they look great. How about Starduster or Super Trooper?
Joe Colton, with a RETRO BUILD. Single jointed elbows and knees, head that only swivels horizontally, and realistic hair and beard (like the original). Maybe even soft good clothing.
😅 Let's just say it, that one WIERD crazy idea we all want, just give us THE HOOD!.
Yo Freaking Joe!
Python, patrol, croc master and Fiona
Highlander would be a great name for Destro's dog. "Highlander" is a common term used for the people that live in Scotland's mountainous region.
Oh yes, good name. Also, I watched a podcast where Larry Hama said he always imagined Destro having Sean Connery's voice--Connery was in Highlander 2, Playing the only Spanish character in a movie full of Scottish people played by non-Scottish people
Can I pre-order the Snake Eyes and Scarlett in disguise?
I don't think Hasbro would make it but a civilians retro and classified lines. Satin the singer and her tour van, The Wiper and a pick up truck, and lastly, Honda Lou West and a semi-truck that looks suspiciously like a vehicle-mode Optimus Prime. Just thought of one more Dude-Ranch Wild Bill and Head Swappable Disguised Baroness. If you haven't seen the RAH episode it's one better humor infused ones. Lady Jay, Alpine and Bazooka are undercover as siblings, and nobody bats an eye; Progress Baby!
Bruce Willis tribute GI Joe figure!
And he's already got the perfect codename too: DieHard
The Viper with squeegee, bucket, spray bottles, ladder and platform with working davits [the crane platform thing that window washers use]
also along the lines of the common theme of your ideas: a generic troop builder/gear set. 3 headless and armless black suited figs [no faction markings, just a black tech suit], 1 male, 1 female, 1 generic robot. The rest of the kit would be gear sets like a SCUBA set with rebreather head, skis with goggles and a scarf, a glider pack and wing arms, etc. in addition, a slew of alternate generic heads, arms, capes, belts, weapons, tools and a sticker set with faction badges. Some bionic arms and arms to mount pegged pets could also be included. The blank bodies could even be separate ordered or sold carded at a discount, for you to use and store the spare/alternate bitz that come with the deluxe figs.
As an advanced or alternate feature [maybe on the blank bodies], the figures could be primed matte black instead of painted and varnished so you could paint your own easily. The McFarlane Warhammer 40k figure line did something similar, with each sculpt having a handful of canon faction paint schemes [Ultramarines etc] and a blank that was primed matte grey so you could have an action figure painted in your army's colors.
I like all these ideas. Especially the Destro/Baroness matching outfits. Heck, do a two pack.
Oh, I have always wanted a Baroness figure in her original outfit from issue 1 in 1982. The same look she had in the MASS Device mini series
Would love to see disguise snake eyes and shipwreck...both in cobra outfits or the episode where they dress up and sing to hide from cobra even timber was in a costume
I have never liked the Breaker figure. We need a Retro version and a cartoon version that could be called Night Force Breaker.
Marvel legends has motorcycles
Love all these ideas.
Thanks!
Not really part of the RAH series, but I would love to see Classified versions of the Adventure Team (2025 is the 55 anniversary of their debut). You would have the five represented, along with some of the more iconic gear from the line. They would be sets along the size of Road Pig for boxing.
Here's my five weird ideas:
5) Box set: GI Joe #55 - Unmasked. Unmasked figures of Destro, Cobra Commander, and Snake Eyes
4) Two pack: Hard Master and Soft Master
3) Give us Rocky, dammit. Licensing rights for the character can't be that expensive now. He was promised and never delivered. Time to make it right. And heck, if Hasbro gets Stallone's likeness, maybe they can add another Vientnam war veteran to the team.
2) I'm not a wrestling fan, but even I know for a time Sgt Slaughter turned heel. While Hasbro could never get away with Slaughter wearing Arab gear as he did in his heel period, we could give him a masked Cobra persona adopted after the Sarge is captured and brainwashed by Mindbender. Cobra Clutch seems fitting.
1) Artic mission team: Just a rerelease of Gung Ho and Quick Kick in their normal outfits.
Scuba diver bug assault roadpig
Love how random that one is
Awesome video, but some of those top 10 were anything but weird. Gotta have Crimson Guard mom and dad, or at least Fred 1 and Fred 2. Awesome idea there. Laird Destro, hell yes!
1. Knife fight Beach Head. T-shirt, removable Ranger hat, knife, and NO MASK. Let the people see Beach Head! Figure could double as Beach Head the new Joe recruit trainer.
2. Marine Dress Blues Gung-Ho, knife fight mode, maybe include broken bottle as a weapon, interchangable arms, one set with dress-coat sleeves torn off. Hat needs to be removable. Or dress-blues minus the dress-coat, ready to rumble.
3. Beach business deal Baroness and Destro - black bikini for her and black speedo or sunga for him, laptop, baretta handguns, binoculars.
Chef Roadblock needs an alternate head with a big, friendly smile. And an extra chef hat so he can have an assistant.
- Satin from the Cobra Club
- Vacation Flint with Sports Car
- Sports pack w/ Big Lob The Fridge, HardBall and Capt Gridiron
- The Baroness w/full disguises fat suits and all
- The Crimson Twins in Suits with Hang gliders
- Scarlett and her Brother Dojo Playset
- Shipwreck and Mara 2 Pack
10 weird things I want from classified is the leopard seals from "road to shore", the Ape People from
"satellite Down", the 3 ghost from "the phantom brigade", Serpant Man, the Intruders, Terron, Xenome alien, Yeti, Manimal Zig Zag, Lobotomaxx
My other word idea: Next gen.
Grown up kids of GI Joe.
Patrick and Theresa (twins of Snake Eyes and Scarlett) - ninjas
Marissa Faireborn (kid of Flint and Lady Jaye) - field leader.
Billy Kessler (Cobra Commander’s son) - intelligence.
Twin daughters of Roadblock
Alvin and Jamal Wilkinsons (sons of Stalker)
Grunt’s and Lola’s daughter - engineer
Beach Head’s son - vehicle driver
Shipwreck and Cover Girl’s kids
Storm Shadow’s and Junko’s daughter Beach Head’s- ninja
Zanya (Zanrtan’s daughter) - Dreadnock leader.
Alexandra and Eugene McCullen (Destro and Baroness’ kids)
And main threat would be Cobra Coil that looks like creepy cultists lead by dozens Seprentor’s clones.
Plus Tyler Wingfield, Red Shadows (who killed Lady Jaye) and Old Snake.
Not so much weird but Cobra needs a K9 officer…..Please make a Night Adder!
Yes, anything to get more animals in the line
Not sure this is weird but definitely is a deep cut, but Michael Monk would make my list.
Yes! He would be a good villIN
I'm definitely here for all of these ideas. ESPECIALLY the ones that give us female troop builders. Crimson Guard, Night Creepers... Female Range Vipers (Evy) is one of my most wanted.
Gray beard, old Shipwreck, but more muscular than current figure. Give'em an eye patch? Hey, things happen.
How about a two pack of Rashid, the young soldier Dusty befriends in the comics, who later becomes a computer hacker. A slight figure for the young Rashid, about 15-ish, and a regular size figure for older Rashid, about 19.
D9O Viper, cobra k9(raptor) unit have the character with a robot hand/arm or leg from getting careless with his partner.has a control pad on his arm for control. Raptor has a shock collar on and opion of armor or saddle bags for equipment.