The 2 Johnnies 'Pints' (Song)

The 2 Johnnies 'Pints' (Song)
Music from the podcast famous news man… Noel Furlong.
The ultimate pre drinking, house party tune.
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Lyrics:
I was born with the thirst of Christ and I said to the nurse, jays I’d murder a pint
Me Mother offered me the tit, I said “have ya anything stronger with it?”
After school, I was horsing bricks and mortar,
6 years old, sogg’n pints of porter
I had a beard when I was seven, bought a bungalow off me uncle Kevin
I was fixing trailers, welding auld gates,
had my first girlfriend, at the age of eight
And by 9 I bought a John Deer,
Stuck the fecking thing into O’Donovan’s pier.
Monday I’d go drinking, Tuesday I’d go drinking, Wednesday I’d go drinking and on Thursday too
Friday I’d go drinking, Saturday I’d go drinking, Sunday shur I’d go for wan or two.
Hey!
Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints you’ll have an auld pint
Pints pints pints pints
lovely cans
Oh they kicked me out, cos I didn’t go to school
Got me own van and a set of tools
I was put off the road by the age of twelve
That was when I started on the top shelf.
I gatecrashed a christening, I didn’t know the baby,
Got off with his grandmother, she was fresh for 80
They called my mother and my aunt Denise,
The doctor, the guards and the parish priest
The doctor said I should give it up
I said sorry ma, you know I love an auld sup.
Then the bottle started talking to me,
it said “always drink responsibly”
Here's to you, Arthur Guinness, John Jamerson, J Smithwick.
I’m gonna ate lettuce and mind myself but just every now and then….
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[@paulinelennon7179]

Great song lads

[@Leyton77]

I met ye in clonmel I am the with the small limerick hurly

[@user-vk7jm7pv9w]

i think i go drinking XD