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    Joseph Turok is an ordinary guy who just wants to live an ordinary life. But one day when a government experiment involving genetic splicing and FTL travel goes wrong he finds himself thrust into a bit of a sticky situation. Oh dear. Will he be able to stop the aliens from taking over earth and save the girl? There's only one way to find out: by sending the dev team a politely-worded letter.
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Комментарии • 2,2 тыс.

  • @noahfoster3767
    @noahfoster3767 2 года назад +1702

    Honest question. Does anyone know how to get this running on a windows 11 pc? It is giving me a general protection fault error. This is one of my all time favorite games, so this is quite the bummer.

    • @IHstorymode
      @IHstorymode  2 года назад +1201

      Can anyone help this man?

    • @die5strada
      @die5strada 2 года назад +288

      No

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 2 года назад +286

      There is no help for this man...

    • @noahfoster3767
      @noahfoster3767 2 года назад +173

      @@peterclarke7240 Oh don’t worry. I know I’m hopeless… Seriously though, part of my childhood. Nostalgia glasses speaking, and the error remains.

    • @emerett2409
      @emerett2409 2 года назад +8

      @@IHstorymode no

  • @AnonymousJohnAutobon
    @AnonymousJohnAutobon 2 года назад +3379

    I was wondering why in an entire company of marines no one is wearing a helmet, then I realized if Turok couldn't get knocked out they would have no idea how to move the story forward

    • @Parasiteve
      @Parasiteve 2 года назад +104

      common sense ruins a lot of movies lmao. it stops a lot of movies.

    • @Cesly-mo3uf
      @Cesly-mo3uf 2 года назад +64

      We gotta se that rad mohawk

    • @MarkAndrewEdwards
      @MarkAndrewEdwards 2 года назад +69

      And most of the weapons in the game lack stocks. I guess actually hitting what you're aiming at isn't a thing in the future.

    • @Gruntvc
      @Gruntvc 2 года назад +43

      It's even funnier in the Gears of War trilogy. None of the main cast wear helmets, only the disposable grunts do.

    • @Lorekeeper_GGuy
      @Lorekeeper_GGuy 2 года назад +11

      @@MarkAndrewEdwards If Star Wars is anything to go by then yeah

  • @bishop_breloom
    @bishop_breloom 2 года назад +1445

    My favorite part was when they said, “I thought we only had one, but we actually had turok the whole time.”

    • @raylxh1925
      @raylxh1925 2 года назад +63

      But I think the subsequent scene is better, when Slade yelled at the party:"Turok or not to rock?!?!", and turok'd all over the place

    • @ohnoitschris
      @ohnoitschris 2 года назад +25

      personally I liked that flashback where Turok was rapping and the camera pans out and on stage it reveals his rap name to be Turok Shakur

    • @RabbiHerschel
      @RabbiHerschel 2 года назад +12

      @@ohnoitschris Turok alive in Serbia

    • @jonradcowboy
      @jonradcowboy 2 года назад

      My favorite part was when that line was spoiled by you

    • @chrish4439
      @chrish4439 Год назад

      @@jonradcowboy Are you seriously reading the comments before watching the video and then are surprised the comments talk about the video? 😂🤦‍♀️

  • @misskirika2043
    @misskirika2043 2 года назад +961

    I love how as soon as two characters interact IH immediately goes “it’s love”

    • @gktravels4335
      @gktravels4335 2 года назад +44

      all games are romance games!

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 2 года назад +41

      who's IH? it's just your majesty the queen and Marky mark

    • @arandompasserby7940
      @arandompasserby7940 2 года назад +22

      But then you get to the end of the video, see the concept art of Turok and Ron Perlman kissing, and then you realize that he was kinda right this time.

    • @cheesoburgor2350
      @cheesoburgor2350 2 года назад +3

      they were good friends

    • @milkitea669
      @milkitea669 2 года назад +11

      To be fair, that's what the entire internet does lmao

  • @airborneosborne4215
    @airborneosborne4215 2 года назад +242

    Someone's already edited the turok wiki to have: " They also soon discover their true feelings for each other. "

  • @Pyraticalpunk
    @Pyraticalpunk 2 года назад +413

    I like how Turok feels more remorse for a random civilian he killed by accident than all his former comrades and friends he is forced to kill to stop his former commander

    • @AedanBlackheart
      @AedanBlackheart Год назад +46

      Because they were innocent, he kills evil and corruption, there's no room for that in his native heart.

    • @half.blight
      @half.blight Год назад +23

      Turok works in mysterious ways

    • @Lurkin_Ryan
      @Lurkin_Ryan Год назад +4

      I remember playing the old one!

    • @blueshit199
      @blueshit199 Год назад +8

      @@AedanBlackheart she was guilty of walking right into that shot

    • @PRubin-rh4sr
      @PRubin-rh4sr 10 месяцев назад +7

      So? Civilian and armed enemy combatant, looks like a big difference

  • @johnmorrison8753
    @johnmorrison8753 2 года назад +1762

    “Owing to his Native American heritage, he is able to easily travers the exploding spaceship” is solid gold.

    • @andreivaldez2929
      @andreivaldez2929 2 года назад +141

      He is also good at using a bow and arrow. You know, like how the Vietnamese are born able to use chopsticks and hide in the bushes.

    • @Edward_Longshanks
      @Edward_Longshanks 2 года назад +17

      I mean, have you ever played Prey?

    • @RabbiHerschel
      @RabbiHerschel 2 года назад +20

      He's not Native American, he's an American Indian.

    • @Big_Dai
      @Big_Dai 2 года назад

      Thank you for your moronic and completely unnecessary comment about something we saw.

    • @dermathze700
      @dermathze700 2 года назад +42

      @@RabbiHerschel ...what?

  • @justarandomyoutubecommenter728
    @justarandomyoutubecommenter728 2 года назад +727

    I’m surprised Zuck found a gigantic megacorporation boring, seemed like something he’d like.

    • @TheCat_3
      @TheCat_3 2 года назад +60

      He's just upset his ideas weren't original

    • @electricsabbath996
      @electricsabbath996 2 года назад +50

      its hard to enjoy the trope when you're the archetype

    • @Optimusj1975
      @Optimusj1975 2 года назад +10

      @@electricsabbath996 I was about to answer, but nothing can go better than that one.

    • @nevaeh9125
      @nevaeh9125 2 года назад +10

      The Zuck doesn't like competitors

    • @Optimusj1975
      @Optimusj1975 2 года назад +2

      @gotellyamum HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

  • @lauritorni4879
    @lauritorni4879 2 года назад +2651

    Babe, wake up. Internet Historian is expleening again

  • @billfromnxtdoor5575
    @billfromnxtdoor5575 2 года назад +586

    So sad. This is the last story we ever heard from the queen. She had so many more games to expleen

    • @lemonynora
      @lemonynora Год назад

      cut down in her prime rest in peace :(

    • @ColdWarAviator
      @ColdWarAviator Год назад +17

      you know... in 1962, her Majesty visited Wolverhampton in the UK. exactly 4 years later this was the site of the formation of the greatest English band ever!
      the band's name?
      Slade! Coincidence??? I think not. That Slade is both British, and yet Native American is one of those things that will drive you mad of you think about it to much.

    • @johnkelly7920
      @johnkelly7920 Год назад +11

      Rip in peace

    • @TheVincenzoGaming
      @TheVincenzoGaming Год назад

      @@johnkelly7920 Rip in piss*

    • @PRubin-rh4sr
      @PRubin-rh4sr Год назад +5

      Rip bozo

  • @SmoMan71
    @SmoMan71 2 года назад +190

    As a huge fan of the N64 Turok game growing up I was really hyped when this one came out. I remember watching the release date countdown. Then going down to GameStop to get it on day one only to have them tell me that they didn’t have it in stock and didn’t even know there was another Turok game.

    • @TheGosgosh
      @TheGosgosh Год назад +33

      Classic GameStop

    • @MassivePussy110
      @MassivePussy110 Год назад

      Dude this game was sick, I remember first playing Turok on my Gameboy cuz I never had an n64.

    • @llab3903
      @llab3903 Год назад +3

      Ohhhhh GameStop. What will they do next?

  • @randomsleepyness
    @randomsleepyness 2 года назад +904

    For being Native American, Turok really is about laying that pipeline.

    • @snikerz5886
      @snikerz5886 2 года назад +102

      I was about to say all I remember about turok was it was about a native killing dinosaurs with a bow and I only bothered remembering that because Im a native and thought it was cool that a game had us as something other than enemies.

    • @hughgrection7246
      @hughgrection7246 2 года назад +24

      Anyone else want an RTS based in the warring tribes period or is it just me ?

    • @Bluemarz9
      @Bluemarz9 2 года назад +19

      @@hughgrection7246 Age of Empires III The warchiefs kinda covers that

    • @pantsedjuniorhayseed4816
      @pantsedjuniorhayseed4816 2 года назад +2

      Gotdam boah

    • @superheriber27
      @superheriber27 2 года назад +1

      I don't get it

  • @UnreasonableOpinions
    @UnreasonableOpinions 2 года назад +462

    Nothing says "yes I totally wrote a script before" like having to use the knocked-out ploy to end a scene three or more times in the same damned story.

    • @AwesometownUSA
      @AwesometownUSA Год назад +10

      wish more games factored CTE into the story/mechanics

    • @Ozymandias2x
      @Ozymandias2x Год назад +4

      Looking at you, Outlast.

  • @vanitymarks8798
    @vanitymarks8798 2 года назад +230

    Turok on the Nintendo 64 led me down a rabbit hole...and then suddenly I was obsessed with the Olmec civilization. Thanks Turok.

    • @Zhello79
      @Zhello79 2 года назад +7

      Same been a Turok fan for a long time. That is why my profile is Tal'Set lol 😆

    • @J.C...
      @J.C... Год назад +4

      Great. Thanks. Thanks A LOT.
      Now I have 14 'Olmec Civilization' vids in my queue to watch next 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kramman1000
      @kramman1000 Год назад +12

      @@Zhello79 I will never understand how a series as bonkers as Turok with all the aliens, alternate dimensions, dinosaurs and whatnot got rebooted into the most generic of generic military shooters. Like, how much of a creative blackhole must the studio been to condense such creative insanity as all the prior game into such a mundane and boring concept.

    • @bobloerakker7010
      @bobloerakker7010 Год назад +1

      @@kramman1000 it had way cooler weapons too. Like that braindrill weapon or that serrated throwing circle. I was so disapointed in the second Turok.

    • @kramman1000
      @kramman1000 Год назад +3

      @@bobloerakker7010 absolutely. From guns to changing environments, to changing enemies, the earlier games did everything right for an FPS to keep the whole game fresh and interesting. They weren't perfect of course, I remember many points of frustration in the game (particularly the platforming, the bane of every early FPS video game), but it's leagues beyond the reboot.

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 2 года назад +228

    Still feels weird yet satisfying how close this game is to absolutely embodying the ‘John [Gamename]’ joke, right down to our hero being Joe Turok.

    • @makeitthrough_
      @makeitthrough_ Год назад +15

      I know Inside Gaming/Funhaus weren't the first to make that observation, but it was such a staple of their channel I always associate it with Johns Chaser, Blade, Gore, Chrome, Manhunter etc.

    • @cthulhuman6162
      @cthulhuman6162 Год назад +2

      gamers when something is named after the main character

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne Месяц назад

      @@cthulhuman6162 yeah, it's a really stupid way to name games

  • @ParadisePummelerr
    @ParadisePummelerr 2 года назад +26

    I'm glad the Queen got to appear in this video before her passing.

  • @tetch3202
    @tetch3202 2 года назад +323

    I remember buying this game with my parents' money when i was like 10, when I put the disc in my computer i found out that my pc was too shit to even run the game so I ended up watching a walkthrough on youtube. Good times

    • @DisDatK9
      @DisDatK9 2 года назад +53

      I do not miss being a kid shopping for PC games without comprehending that my moms 2003 Dell family desktop didn’t have a lot of processing power.

    • @abra4662
      @abra4662 2 года назад +10

      @@DisDatK9 Its magical

    • @tygra2886
      @tygra2886 2 года назад +9

      @@DisDatK9 I will not forget, when i Bought some games on license for 50 zlotys (around 11 Dollars, nowadays it would probably cost around 40 or 50 dollars)
      I bough game based on Transformers: revenge of the fallen and another one, based on golden compass...
      After installing the first one, i wasn't able to run the game, since according to error, my PC didn't had a Pixel shader 2 or something like that...
      This same happened with a Golden compass one, but fortunately, one of my parents had a laptop, on which the game was working...
      But there was another problem - Due to laptop also not being quite good, while i could technically open a game, i was stuck at the end of the first mission.
      There was supposed to be quick time event, with Panserbjorne Iorek Byrnison knocking over some piece of ice to "make a bridge"...
      But due to some technical problems, the Piece of ice wasn't showing in a part that it supposed to be, and there was no quick time event... Basically, i was stuck...
      Fortunately, few years later, i had another PC, and both games worked perfectly ok :D

    • @thiccboi156
      @thiccboi156 2 года назад +2

      Good times? I'm an adult and still watching let's plays on yt, because I'm broke as heck

    • @literallynotk
      @literallynotk 2 года назад +2

      @@DisDatK9 I remember crying because my moms pc she won from a crosswords magazine couldnt run Saint Row 2.
      I spent the whole previous day looking up character creation tutorials on how to create like, Agent 47 or some other character as well.
      Worst part is that i never actually got around to play it at all, because i had used up the activation code on steam already, and couldnt remember my kid selfs steam account.

  • @doomguy19931
    @doomguy19931 2 года назад +409

    If I had a nickel for every time Ron Perlman voiced a military man named Slade, I would have two nickels. Which isn't much, but it's weird that it happened twice

    • @Deus_ex_lucifina
      @Deus_ex_lucifina 2 года назад +39

      Watched teen titans, never played Turok. When IH said the guy’s name was Slade, I legitimately thought he was making a reference.

    • @ladyjellyfish4757
      @ladyjellyfish4757 2 года назад +8

      @@OldManYellsAtClouds it’s from futurama

    • @therev2100
      @therev2100 2 года назад +2

      @@Deus_ex_lucifina I'm in the same camp, totally thought they meant Slade Wilson. You are clearly a human of culture though.

  • @NicofTime...
    @NicofTime... 2 года назад +199

    Can't believe this channel was out for a over a year without me finding it

    • @finonevado8891
      @finonevado8891 2 года назад +16

      Oh boy a great time is ahead of you, these are hilarious

    • @Barakeh
      @Barakeh 2 года назад +7

      Same here I guess he linked it to his main channel recently

    • @believeinmatter
      @believeinmatter 2 года назад +6

      The videos on this channel are as funny as they are nostalgic! Its pretty sweet

    • @aariachang24
      @aariachang24 2 года назад +5

      Shame to tell you he had even more videos in this channel but they were privated for some reason

    • @eno6712
      @eno6712 2 года назад +2

      There are several more 😙

  • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
    @SpaceMonkeyBoi 2 года назад +13

    Turok doesn't have PTSD, he has brain damage from all the blunt force head trauma, and passing out.

  • @ColonelSanders17
    @ColonelSanders17 2 года назад +353

    I can just image Historian telling Herstorian, "let's have a baby and name it really weird."

    • @keystrix3704
      @keystrix3704 2 года назад +55

      "Turok Shadow Man"

    • @daveogfans413
      @daveogfans413 2 года назад +8

      @@keystrix3704 That is low key a cool name.

    • @orestmarkheva7325
      @orestmarkheva7325 2 года назад +6

      @@keystrix3704 Ad Time is most likely will be the choice. Very monetizeble

    • @Svoorhout85
      @Svoorhout85 2 года назад +4

      The child would get the best bedtime stories.

    • @Waldohasaskit210
      @Waldohasaskit210 2 года назад +6

      I said it to me girl and now me girl's me wife

  • @kempanine
    @kempanine 2 года назад +176

    the romance plots are easily the best part of this channel

  • @juandiego3746
    @juandiego3746 2 года назад +394

    IH you're an international treasure. I own 450 Raycon's and 240 Nord VPN's thanks to you! Gobbless!

    • @LangstonDev
      @LangstonDev 2 года назад +29

      Where do you keep your NordVPNs? I built a shelf for mine.

    • @gktravels4335
      @gktravels4335 2 года назад +7

      If only you could apply a VPN to the raycons Bluetooth :P

    • @juandiego3746
      @juandiego3746 2 года назад +7

      @@LangstonDev I keister em!

    • @juandiego3746
      @juandiego3746 2 года назад +4

      @@gktravels4335 😲

    • @viderevero1338
      @viderevero1338 2 года назад +3

      But....How many RAID SHADOW LEGENDs?

  • @JohnnyBGoode-hg2bn
    @JohnnyBGoode-hg2bn 2 года назад +12

    This game had an online multiplayer component too. If you equipped the knife and got anywhere near another player you could perform and instant execution on them regardless of their direction in relation to you. Nobody was using the guns. Everyone was running around with knives like chickens with their heads cut off stabbing the shit out of each other. It was madness. Perfect game design.

  • @ferrousallotrope
    @ferrousallotrope Год назад +2

    All your ad characters are brilliant but sponsor sock is my favorite - I don’t know why.
    I like to imagine you were running out of time to submit the ad and the clock was running down to zero. You get up looking around the room frantically and yell “fuck it!” You take off your sock, do the shoot, and slap the video together. Work of art.

  • @lylatdrift
    @lylatdrift 2 года назад +37

    I love how IH feels the urge to voiceover guns shooting when he just includes the original sound effect anyway.

  • @mazzpsykoziz
    @mazzpsykoziz 2 года назад +90

    My favorite thing about this channel is that they make sure to highlight how absurdly often action game protagonist pass out.

    • @DocVanfox
      @DocVanfox 2 года назад +12

      He's a tired boy. Needs his naps.

    • @stateofopportunity1286
      @stateofopportunity1286 2 года назад

      It's because they're constantly speedballing on meth and opiates.

  • @LangstonDev
    @LangstonDev 2 года назад +133

    This was perhaps the most unexpeected Expleened

  • @MrGirthzilla
    @MrGirthzilla 2 года назад +15

    This was really well crafted. The bit where the sock knocks over Turok because he's on public WiFi fucking killed me.

  • @MitsurugiR
    @MitsurugiR 2 года назад +29

    Your editor is an absolute man of culture, so many SMT OSTs used in this video, put a smile on my face.

    • @Orbalorbadingdong
      @Orbalorbadingdong Год назад

      I've been looking for that flute/whatever sad song that plays in the video, and many videos after this. Is it from SMT as well, SMT being Shin Megami Tensei?
      5:44
      I appreciate your time

  • @keaganmiceli7698
    @keaganmiceli7698 2 года назад +207

    One of the original Turok was something special but this game took a whole other direction

    • @Neysiriss
      @Neysiriss 2 года назад +15

      Yeah played Turok 2 s multiplayer almost more than Goldeneye back on the N64. Was super fun because you could play a Velociraptor and a half human half Triceratops lol.
      Story was also more horror themed at the beginning iirc or maybe I was just a kid who got easily scared lol

    • @eno6712
      @eno6712 2 года назад +19

      N64 Turok was the best one

    • @TheGoukaruma
      @TheGoukaruma 2 года назад +1

      The story of old Turok was also bad. The multiplayer mode save the game. That's why they made a multiplayer only game later.

    • @Somedude317
      @Somedude317 2 года назад +1

      @@eno6712 Its also on steam if you want that feeling back.

    • @eno6712
      @eno6712 2 года назад

      @@Somedude317 I'd bought it and it has weird flashes on the screen and was unplayable , had to refund it unfortunately .
      I did everything I could at the time

  • @FJX2000_Productions
    @FJX2000_Productions 2 года назад +66

    I actually played this a lot growing up and was super hyped about it. I may or may not have even taken cringy photos trying to pose like Turok on the cover with the knife and rifle on his shoulder. Oh those were the good old days haha

    • @dexfrancolini4734
      @dexfrancolini4734 2 года назад +7

      Bro I had the cover as my phone background for ages and used to draw the characters fighting dinosaurs. Loved this game 😂

    • @ChArLie360115
      @ChArLie360115 2 года назад +1

      Damn how old where you

    • @clammaster4
      @clammaster4 2 года назад +1

      my cousin was duped by the game's legacy after enjoying the nintendo console versions and evolution, it all just scared me away from the xbox forever

    • @AwesometownUSA
      @AwesometownUSA Год назад +1

      as a kid you had a knife and a gun lying around, but the thing you were hyped to play with was a _computer game?_

    • @FJX2000_Productions
      @FJX2000_Productions Год назад +2

      @@AwesometownUSA it was a real knife but the rifle was a nerf gun 😂

  • @love-hammer
    @love-hammer 2 года назад +97

    I like the part where Turok says "It's time Turok this world" and Turoked all over those guys. A classic up there with other greats in the "What if Native Americans but in space?" genre, including Prey and... uh... the Prey sequel that was also called Prey? Wait, no. I think that guy was some kind of Asian... So just Prey then, the first one. Legendary.

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee Год назад +1

      The second Prey wasn‘t a sequel. They bought the rights to the name and slapped it on a game. No relation.

  • @hanzumautist4945
    @hanzumautist4945 Год назад +5

    I’d say it’s weird that Ron Perlman has voice at least two separate gruff no-nonsense characters named Slade, but then I remember he’s Ron Perlman and it makes total sense.

  • @schmick1018
    @schmick1018 Год назад +14

    The voice cast of this game is made up of a lot of incredible actors. It's one of my favourite parts of this game.

  • @ykoops3600
    @ykoops3600 2 года назад +46

    I take great grievance with the video description implying that Turok needs to save “the girl”, when clearly he’s only interested in saving men

  • @hoonaignachowaneha
    @hoonaignachowaneha 2 года назад +55

    Someone needs to make a list of games whose plot entirely depends on the main character repeatedly getting knocked out.

  • @mattguy1773
    @mattguy1773 2 года назад +266

    The game was definitely worth the increased cost

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 2 года назад +11

      Aw man, i remember getting Turok 2 on N64 in 4th grade..i was SO pumped haha, i was into predator, starship troopers, carpenter movies, it was so up my alley
      I still remember how blown away i was by the cerebral bore, at the time that was like mortal Kombat x ray attacks, cutting edge awesome gore effects
      Goldeneye can suck it Turok was where it's at haha
      ..well, then i got a PS1, played FF7, tenchu, mgs1 and realized how much better games could be hahaha but still

    • @King-in-Yellow
      @King-in-Yellow 2 года назад +1

      It's on sale on gog rn :)

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne Месяц назад

      i guess the case makes a decent coaster

  • @MF-R
    @MF-R Год назад +3

    "Aw, all these birds have lost all their fur..."
    😆 🤣 IDK why, but that made me drool from laughing.

  • @TheCheshireCat2190
    @TheCheshireCat2190 Год назад +3

    "In space no one can hear you being bullied" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @HilariousOperation
    @HilariousOperation 2 года назад +159

    Just had an idea: Have a character working for a military organization under a corrupt superior, right? With the whole bit about how in their backstory they were tricked into committing some wartime atrocity that stuck with them. But, the corrupt superior doesn't immediately let the mask slip and become a mustache-twirling villain, and instead acts as surprised as the protagonist as to what happened, tries to get them to retire and get proper emotional support, all to cover up their villainy by appearing to be the good guy in a bad situation as well.

    • @absolutebackfire191
      @absolutebackfire191 2 года назад +5

      No one cares

    • @OldUncleDan
      @OldUncleDan 2 года назад +62

      @@absolutebackfire191 about you

    • @ToxicBastard
      @ToxicBastard 2 года назад

      @@OldUncleDan Murdered in moments

    • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
      @SpaceMonkeyBoi 2 года назад +25

      @@absolutebackfire191 seeing the reply to you, I think its fitting that your username is Absolute Backfire

    • @SerechII
      @SerechII 2 года назад

      @@SpaceMonkeyBoi tbh, that was a weak sauce comeback, it's basically "no you"
      And tbh, again, I thought the comment was going somewhere and it wasn't so I kinda agree with the guy being an asshole lol

  • @sgtboom7
    @sgtboom7 2 года назад +38

    Only Internet Historian can keep me entertained throughout an ad to the point I look forward to them. That isn't just a talent, it's a damn gift.

  • @gonewthworld7055
    @gonewthworld7055 2 года назад +43

    I remember playing multiplayer in this game and every pvp match turned into knife fights cause everyone loved the animations from the knife kills lol

    • @zanebutler8717
      @zanebutler8717 Год назад +2

      Also it was an instant kill. The knife duels usually involve the other player trying to jump over the other to get the instant kill

    • @Danganraptor
      @Danganraptor Год назад +2

      The knife animations *were* awesome.

  • @wargin7049
    @wargin7049 Год назад +61

    I would love to see an Indigo Prophecy/Fahrenheit expleened. It’s such a crazy game that escalates to hell and is peak David Cage

    • @alloounou6900
      @alloounou6900 Год назад

      I'd absolutely love to see this, too.

    • @ZachariahJ
      @ZachariahJ Год назад +1

      Ross Scott just granted your wish!
      Everything I've ever seen of David Cage games look like total cringe, but I'm happy to have Ross explain it all in great detail.

    • @housewilma4904
      @housewilma4904 Год назад

      @@ZachariahJ detroit become human was pretty good AS A MOVIE.

    • @Pragabond
      @Pragabond 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@housewilma4904Decent as a movie maybe. It was super super hamfisted to say the least. But definitely by far the best David Cage game. My understanding is it was the game that he had the most people able to tell him no during the production of it. That would definitely explain the improvement

  • @isabellaangeline2175
    @isabellaangeline2175 Год назад +2

    Internet Historian honestly should just get paid to make everyone’s ads. Always my favorite part of the videos.

  • @daveogfans413
    @daveogfans413 2 года назад +132

    I am really looking forward to your next game review of "My Stepmother's Friends". Many good reviews were written and the plot is supposed to be incredible with many twists and turns.

    • @kuru-kuru5867
      @kuru-kuru5867 2 года назад +8

      Many twist and turns indeed

    • @daveogfans413
      @daveogfans413 2 года назад +29

      @@kuru-kuru5867 The throbbing plot goes deep into dark territory. It paces itself, becomes climactic and eventually there will be a happy end.

    • @OhitsONnow
      @OhitsONnow 2 года назад +3

      @@daveogfans413 the words "throbbing" and stepmother go together really well

    • @user-vp9lc9up6v
      @user-vp9lc9up6v 2 года назад +3

      Ah although I have recovered I must say it was a quality game during my time

    • @maybenot909
      @maybenot909 Год назад +1

      It's tagged as #SFW surely

  • @ihackedmyself
    @ihackedmyself 2 года назад +75

    My favourite part of this game was when the raptors would go in for a smooch, but turok would have to punish them for not asking for his consent

  • @babysealsareyummy
    @babysealsareyummy 2 года назад +15

    The velociraptor cat noises slayed me. It's the little things man

  • @villephful
    @villephful 2 года назад +59

    RIP Your Majesty. Hope Storymode can recover eventually 😞

    • @ogamibirdflu5152
      @ogamibirdflu5152 Год назад +1

      Imagine being sad over a person who committed some of the most sadistic acts of war and who kept company like the Sacklar family, Jimmy Seville, Madam Maxwell, Jeffrey Ep, Mountbatten lol

    • @villephful
      @villephful Год назад +23

      Imagine being dense enough to not being able to tell the difference between the actual queen and a funny avatar in a RUclips video, or between a joke and sending actual condolences.
      Hint: If you play close attention, you might notice it's not actually Lizzie narrating these videos.

    • @hazardeur
      @hazardeur Год назад +2

      @@ogamibirdflu5152 commited acts of war...as if the queen would have had any say in that lol

    • @NewCanada
      @NewCanada Год назад +3

      I will also miss the Storymode version of Your Majesty.

    • @fidelio9301
      @fidelio9301 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@ogamibirdflu5152 perhaps learn to spell.

  • @Low0rbit
    @Low0rbit 2 года назад +4

    It's gonna be so hard to come back to these old videos now. RIP your Majesty thank you for all the laughs.

  • @BOTTLEDSPRITE
    @BOTTLEDSPRITE 2 года назад +398

    My favourite part is when he said "its turok time!" And turokd all over them

  • @HulkHogan69
    @HulkHogan69 2 года назад +58

    "The bow was their weapon of choice"
    Well we know that's not true. The moment Amerindians got access to guns, they chose them in every situation.

    • @zwan1886
      @zwan1886 2 года назад

      they culturally appropriated white people

    • @kerbalairforce8802
      @kerbalairforce8802 2 года назад +5

      Don't forget "gunstock club", where a broken gun becomes a club.

    • @rrchicken117
      @rrchicken117 2 года назад +4

      Incorrect, firearms were hard to come by. Ammo more so, that's where the bow excelled most warriors carried 6 or less arrows as they can be recovered. Navajo and Apache warriors could shoot 6 arrows in as little as 4 seconds.

    • @HulkHogan69
      @HulkHogan69 2 года назад +9

      @@rrchicken117 Wrong. Something being "hard to come by" just means that there are still people who didn't have access to it yet. Show me one group who didn't use them when they had them.

    • @rrchicken117
      @rrchicken117 2 года назад

      @@HulkHogan69 They couldn't produce ammo. In the custers last stand there were estimated to be more than 2 thousand warriors and only a few had rifles.

  • @Fat_xeno
    @Fat_xeno 2 года назад +16

    The use of SMT music makes me hope one day they can cover some games from that series

  • @TheBeelzebub78
    @TheBeelzebub78 2 года назад +4

    I was playing this game back then with mediocre to low understanding of English and an equally low interest for a good story, but this game really made my day in my junior high days, where i would just keep thinking about getting home and shooting dinos all day in school. Fast forward, now i'm in my 20's and it's really hilarious how the story actually goes lmao. It's nothing like the all serious, dino and soldier shooting crazy cool setting my mind has.
    Thanks algorithm for popping this suddenly in my recommendations, and thank you for making this vid. It was absolutely entertaining.

  • @shawnburns5680
    @shawnburns5680 2 года назад +6

    Just the editing style and commentery make this a 5 star channel. This channel needs to grow huge, immediately.

  • @captchron6148
    @captchron6148 2 года назад +55

    Turok evolution was easily one of my favorite games for the game cube, also had some of the most gruesome weapons like the one that tears all the limbs off your enemies. Good times

    • @fl3ckerr999
      @fl3ckerr999 2 года назад +4

      i remember that "bore" and its alternate fire... i also loved that game! i also loved this game it was difficult as shit but fun

    • @DCG909
      @DCG909 2 года назад +1

      @@fl3ckerr999
      The difficulty was just the strapped on flying levels ;)

    • @Pina-Azwel
      @Pina-Azwel 2 года назад

      I remember playing multi-player as a small child and absolutely FREAKING OUT when I got knocked onto the forest floor with all the dinosaurs on the tree house map. Not sure why, but it was the most terrifying thing to me. XD

  • @sergentboucherie
    @sergentboucherie 2 года назад +16

    You forgot the hidden ending, Ron and Turok lived happily ever after and had 100 dinosaur/human hybrid kids

  • @ScreamingLake
    @ScreamingLake 2 года назад +30

    I'm convinced technology evolved to this point solely for the purposes of Internet Historian showing off his godlike editing skills.

    • @zwan1886
      @zwan1886 2 года назад +1

      he doesn't edit any of this

  • @nopatiencejoe6376
    @nopatiencejoe6376 2 года назад +9

    Mark helping his lizard ancestor with dental procedures in the thumbnail is pretty wholesome.

  • @chocolatewolf3914
    @chocolatewolf3914 2 года назад +4

    Can’t wait for the prequel where solider 3 is given an in-depth backstory and it takes place entirely underwater before the dinosaurs have emerged from the ocean

  • @AdamantineAxe
    @AdamantineAxe 2 года назад +34

    Turok's gonna have more chronic traumatic encephalopathy than the whole NFL

  • @jpjammin1876
    @jpjammin1876 2 года назад +21

    Hold on a second, Ron Perlman voiced Slade (Deathstroke) in Teen Titans and the Slade in this game? Interesting...

  • @aggrogator4045
    @aggrogator4045 2 года назад +12

    Idk why but following up his previous "ad men" with a googly-eyed sock puppet is the funniest thing in the world to me. What a special brain that man must have.

  • @drugsarebad97
    @drugsarebad97 Год назад +5

    The multiplayer was pretty sick. Random Dino’s running around made it very entertaining

  • @whatever9017
    @whatever9017 2 года назад +2

    You had me at "he kisses the guard.. an he faints" hahahah

  • @GreenBravoTeam
    @GreenBravoTeam 2 года назад +20

    Can’t believe they actually got hellboy to be in their game.
    Kinda weird that he kept referring to himself as ‘Slade’.

  • @dreamchaser3012
    @dreamchaser3012 2 года назад +22

    I'd love to see the Historian- I- I mean... Mr. Zuckerberg taking a crack at explaining the Metal Gear Solid series

    • @johnnylaw8168
      @johnnylaw8168 2 года назад +5

      I’m from the future, and I have some good news for you.

    • @dreamchaser3012
      @dreamchaser3012 2 года назад +7

      ​@@johnnylaw8168 I choose to believe you Future Man.

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 2 года назад +4

      ​@@johnnylaw8168 do I ever get a ps3?

    • @johnnylaw8168
      @johnnylaw8168 2 года назад +2

      @@PALACIO254 I’m afraid that you’re not going to like the answer to that question…

  • @tam11225
    @tam11225 2 года назад +21

    I literally had no idea Internet Historian had this channel until it just popped up in my recommended and I was pleasantly surprised to hear that familiar, soothing New Zealander accent

    • @SprayNpreyT
      @SprayNpreyT 2 года назад +6

      wtf didnt know he was from NZ, time to unsubscribe, thanks for the notice

    • @HaplessOne
      @HaplessOne 2 года назад +3

      Yeah he didn't even mention it until more recently. I found it the same way lol. I think he wanted to see how naturally he could grow it at first without it being attached to the internet historian name.

    • @darthsauron255
      @darthsauron255 2 года назад +2

      Unfortunately many of his videos 'disappeared' :(

  • @geovonnie69
    @geovonnie69 Год назад +4

    Must be humbling to have the Queen's last media appearance on your channel Mark. Congrats to you, and RIP Queen Liz.

  • @BattousaiX333
    @BattousaiX333 2 года назад +5

    My dad and I played the N64 Turok for months before we beat it. One of the hardest games I ever played in my life

  • @shaunclegg6474
    @shaunclegg6474 2 года назад +6

    “It’s always that way in dreams isn’t it, your majesty” was my favourite line 3:46

  • @BetterOnichThanSorry
    @BetterOnichThanSorry 2 года назад +22

    Would unironically love 'My Stepmother's Friends' to be expleened.

  • @RaKaNiShU117
    @RaKaNiShU117 2 года назад +8

    "Dinosaur innit" has me dead 💀

  • @waggsbannin99
    @waggsbannin99 Год назад +16

    The large companies did demographics quite well when I was growing up. The warrior following his heart is an actual teaching in our culture (long explanation not for comments). Kind of like how the Mandolorian says "this is the way". Every native kid i grew up with absolutely loved this game, almost like it was made for us. Same with the Jak and Daxter series being a coming of age story that's literally just like how we were raised by our families.
    Those Turok reviews were kind of a silent outrage, like yeah whatever we still like it. I'd just say that the people who don't like it are simply unaware about this kind of stuff, and the world may be a little bigger than we think. ✌

  • @OskeoSmartical
    @OskeoSmartical 24 дня назад

    Turok passes out and doesn't have a flashback is the most inspiring character progression in a game I have seen this year.

  • @itchykami
    @itchykami 2 года назад +7

    Turok is so powerful because he is well rested. Let that be a lesson. Get at least 9 hours and 3 naps a day, and you will be near bulletproof.

  • @JohnSmith-df7uo
    @JohnSmith-df7uo 2 года назад +12

    I miss Soldier #3 already.

  • @vadandrumist1670
    @vadandrumist1670 2 года назад +12

    Mr. Storymode (aka Internet Historian), I have noticed that many of your videos have been privated. Would you kindly make a community post explaining their absence?

    • @darthsauron255
      @darthsauron255 2 года назад +1

      You're right! So many videos are gone.
      What a shame. I rewatched them every few months :(

  • @Razzlion
    @Razzlion 2 года назад +2

    So the queen is NOT dead, she is away on a secret mission..

  • @dutt6222
    @dutt6222 9 месяцев назад +1

    The Nord Sock is legitimately the best ad I've ever seen. I can't believe he's only been in this one

  • @kokomole2137
    @kokomole2137 2 года назад +5

    In the Philippines, Turok means "prick". Idk where you'll use that information but you know now. Lol.

  • @dblundz
    @dblundz 2 года назад +75

    I got this game at release, don’t think I ever ended up beating it lmao

    • @TheThing4444
      @TheThing4444 2 года назад +13

      I always get stuck in the level with the stupid cave monster. To this day, I never know how the game ended.

    • @LangstonDev
      @LangstonDev 2 года назад +4

      @@TheThing4444 That's exactly where I got stuck and fell off too. I remembered playing this when it came out but couldn't remember if I finished it or not until they showed that part in this video. Brought back repressed, frustrated memories lol.

    • @MrFichstar
      @MrFichstar 2 года назад +2

      I remember it being so fucking difficult, and the respawn locations were sooooooo faaaaaaar apart.

    • @pugasaurusrex8253
      @pugasaurusrex8253 2 года назад

      @@TheThing4444
      Glad to know I’m not the only one
      Fuck that eel

    • @emulation2369
      @emulation2369 2 года назад

      I didn't find time to beat it, but found time to beat your.... 😐

  • @antoniocosta5223
    @antoniocosta5223 2 года назад +38

    Between all the different channels it almost feels like a regular upload schedule

  • @mikekazz5353
    @mikekazz5353 2 года назад +1

    Love how _call into the night_ starts to playing when Ron Perlman's character speaks.

  • @clyntsouth3592
    @clyntsouth3592 2 года назад +2

    I wish to kiss the feet of the individual who included part of the Extreme Dinosaurs intro at 9:49, truly a classic

  • @IchigoKurosaki_
    @IchigoKurosaki_ 2 года назад +21

    Storymode may not have milk but at least he reads to me at night 🥲

  • @freindlyspicerun4424
    @freindlyspicerun4424 2 года назад +38

    My favorite part of the game was when turok saw the Trex and said "its turkin time" and then kick flipped on his skateboard, landing on the dinosaurs neck, snapping it

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 2 года назад +1

      and all the babes cheered

  • @kaan1933
    @kaan1933 2 года назад +8

    My favourite part was when the protagonist said "we want turok you" and flashbacked

  • @BeavisSaves
    @BeavisSaves 2 года назад +3

    I always just played Turok games for the deep thoughts and philosophy of its protagonist. I live by his words, "I AM TUROK!!!!"

  • @Cristopher.C
    @Cristopher.C Год назад +1

    that exact "T-rex gets his eye fucked up and later in the game same T-rex with fucked up eye returns with a vengeance" thing was already done in Dino Crisis 2

  • @crabohato4954
    @crabohato4954 2 года назад +47

    Wasn't Turok about an actual Native American warrior who got lost in a magical land, filled with dinosaurs and ancient aliens? Sounds much more interesting than another funny game about giant buff space Marines with the same personalities, while somehow having a mega corporation involved. The kissing scene would have been a based pace of change tho

    • @atomic747
      @atomic747 2 года назад +20

      Turok is just a title given to the chosen native american warrior who job is to protect humanity. But the people who made this decided to follow the trend of brown color scheme serious military man stuff.

    • @keystrix3704
      @keystrix3704 2 года назад +10

      Yeah. It also had crazy cannibal tribes, mutants, monsters, robots, and robot dinosaurs. The planet in the OG games was kind of a dumpster where all sorts of crazy things end up through time riffs. It was great! Too bad the devs thought to stick to mainly dinos and a generic soldier story.

    • @L.Pondera
      @L.Pondera 2 года назад +3

      @@keystrix3704 like a land of the lost/doom FPS with a not the best draw distance. A much cooler concept than whatever this was.

    • @RabbiHerschel
      @RabbiHerschel 2 года назад +2

      American Indian, not Native American.

    • @thpokemontrilogy
      @thpokemontrilogy 2 года назад +10

      @@RabbiHerschel Indian American, actually. His name was Turok Gupta.

  • @Dime_time333
    @Dime_time333 2 года назад +18

    The control scheme for this game on n64 was bonkers. This game developer also made that crazy south park shooter game back in 1998.

    • @andreivaldez2929
      @andreivaldez2929 2 года назад

      The remaster on PS4 has a lot of controller and video options that make it a pretty good experience now. Highly recommend it 👌

  • @GreenCorgiQueen
    @GreenCorgiQueen 2 года назад +14

    I remember my sister got this game when she first got a PS3. We played it, not knowing what the game was about, and she was too scared to play it because of the dinosaurs lol

  • @Haigen-MI
    @Haigen-MI 2 года назад +5

    I genuinely thought this game was just a fever dream I had once. Thanks for reminding me it existed in a 100% accurate way

  • @Exothermic_Killer
    @Exothermic_Killer 2 года назад +4

    RIP Lizzie, glad to see Mark is taking a break to mourn his coworker! ❤️

  • @AlS-du1rt
    @AlS-du1rt 2 года назад +9

    Onerock was one hell of a game

  • @Laxboss69
    @Laxboss69 2 года назад +39

    I can’t believe how much I didn’t know I wanted this wow this brings back so many memories

    • @fl3ckerr999
      @fl3ckerr999 2 года назад +1

      yea me too! i might of found it on internet archives for pc since it is not available digitally anymore anywhere

  • @mitchconner403
    @mitchconner403 2 года назад +30

    Battlefield Bad Company 2 would be a good game for one of these.
    Because every character has a story arc.
    Except the antagonists
    It summarizes American politics using character interactions and the many, unique story arc’s
    Also, it is a mystery/first-person shooter.
    It is like a story of LA Noire but it is a Call of Duty style fps with zany and crazy antics.
    Also, it has an alternate history Backstory. The backstory is about how Russia causes a communist revolution in South America. Which puts the NATO counties in a perpetual state of war. Like 1984. This might be applicable to today’s international interactions
    Also it has funny dialogue
    The only flaw in the story is that a common pattern is the protagonists change locations everytime kinda having the Alien Isolation problem.
    Except, every time the setting changes it solved a piece of the mystery.
    The pattern that the software development team had to implement follows this formate
    1)Go to a location
    2.)complete the mission
    3.)the reward for completing the mission is, another clue to solve the mystery.
    4.)this makes the climax very effective
    So it uses a story formate that can be successfully reproduce using software and hardware
    This concludes my argument for the next game to be covered by this channel after like 1.5 years
    EXTRA stuff for people who care about the Hero’s Journey
    And it has a profound theme about soldiers making the decision to do what is right or to blindly follow orders without understanding the situation of the people you are fighting .
    So a war that is kinda effecting everyone right now.
    A game that has a message about this exact international situation.
    Maybe a good way to make money?
    Just a thought
    The writers of this game prioritized Historical accuracy.
    History is important because of the ending of the Fallout New Vegas DLC
    :Lonesome Road,
    the argument with Ulysses.
    Also the music is pretty good

  • @koinpusher
    @koinpusher 6 месяцев назад +1

    The howling sends me everytime the 'wolfpack' is mentioned

  • @MIDNITE69
    @MIDNITE69 Год назад

    @11:53 Loving the continuity here from the RE video LMAO. "Partner...partner...partnerrr....."